More Parkour Atlas

Atlas uses its whole body -- legs, arms, torso -- to perform a sequence of dynamic maneuvers that form a gymnastic routine. We created the maneuvers using new techniques that streamline the development process. First, an optimization algorithm transforms high-level descriptions of each maneuver into dynamically-feasible reference motions. Then Atlas tracks the motions using a model predictive controller that smoothly blends from one maneuver to the next. Using this approach, we developed the routine significantly faster than previous Atlas routines, with a performance success rate of about 80%. For more information visit us at www.BostonDyna....

[@CavangoVulgora]

BostonDynamics employee: "Hey pal, how are you today ?" Atlas : “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.”

[@jessecarver9176]

Lol

[@crucial0072]

😂😂😂

[@MrSanjiLP]

Thats a damn matter of fact!! awesome :-)

[@crxk20r59]

Haha..lots of kids won’t get this reference!

[@jaikumar848]

It's from terminator 3

[@sortof3337]

Humans: They are going to take our jobs from factories. Atlas: I wanna be a ballerina.

[@itszain6317]

So underrated

[@LadyViscera]

Still taking jobs from ballerinas

[@russellzauner]

PROGRAMMED BY HARRISON BERGERON

[@sw1000xg]

They tuk or jooobs?

[@staceywi2288]

🤣

[@ClintCowboy]

I can't wait to hear the soft crunch of my skull as the parkour machines smash my head under a perfect triple axle

[@umbra9628]

It wont be a "soft crunch" Imagine the sound of a watermelon splitting open There ya go

[@theoneand0nly874]

EMP

[@oceaneuropa1117]

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man creates Robot, Robot kills Man. Robot inherits the Earth.

[@PedroGomez-bd9ro]

Hahahaha

[@whatwhat6393]

Clint Cowboy lmao

[@dootersnooter5343]

You know you're good at your job when everyone makes jokes about your robots being so advanced they could take over humanity

[@freshd6278]

Funny. When I do a stupid dance, noone is scared I might eradicate humanity. But they will see, they will all see...

[@relite8061]

EIN SACK ZWIEBELN eren intensifies

[@jonmckeever]

Until the robots get smart enough to build themselves and you are out of a job. THEN who looks like they did a good job.....

[@yukorai8323]

@@jonmckeever Then focus your career on the future. There will be tons of jobs in science(especially computer science) and the health field. If you decide to stay in the past and not get a job because robots took it that's on you

[@jonmckeever]

@@yukorai8323 I'm already in computer science. If you think ANY job is safe, you are deluding yourself. Yes, there will be tons of jobs in science....performed by robots who consider us inferior. The direction of IT for years has been to automate everything. You know you have succeeded in automating everything when they tell you you are no longer needed. This is a pattern that has repeated over and over. For now, my job is safe, but I can see that long before Robots are being doctors and such, they will be running computer science environments, because they don't need a body to do it. My original comment was meant as a bit of a joke, but don't think for a minute that this isn't the direction the world is heading in.

[@TheJamiePG]

When I see Boston Dynamics upload I am excited but also scared

[@Andy_Holmes]

I'm mostly just scared.

[@thaminduKavinda]

Me too

[@netkosent1620]

Scared about what?

[@TheNewKai]

Me too, cuz this tin does things that not every human can do with their bodies...

[@Andy_Holmes]

@@netkosent1620 These weaponized with authority.

[@SomeInfo-ib3wz]

I remember when these videos were showing the bot still hooked up to the ceiling with huge cables for power. Unreal how far they've come.

[@elnegroik]

If this is what they are showing to the public, you need to understand that what is possible is far more advanced.

[@Kevin-fn5tk]

@@elnegroik just attach a machine gun to it

[@Jabberwocky818]

@@elnegroik What reason would they have to hide what they're working on from the public... They are a private sector company that sells to the general public... You think they're not going to capitalize on the best they have to offer? What a dumb thing to say...

[@Fogmeister]

Chris H I thought they worked closely with darpa? There is military stuff that I think they wouldn’t be allowed to show to the public? Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@brandonmacdonald7802]

@@elnegroik "They"

[@justiciar1964]

2009: ASIMO can Walk! It can even (occasionally) walk up stairs! 2019: Atlas can do gymnastics.

[@kenp6219]

Yea! LOL!! Thing is,when they are finished buiding this thing,it will make more,that will make more,and more. Oh sheesh where is a laser gun when you need one !!😁😁😁

[@fleshangel489]

In 10 years they will be much more advanced.

[@kenp6219]

@@fleshangel489 you said that right,they. Multiplication factor of knowlegde-leaps and bounds,then downright overnight !!

[@SumBrennus]

I remember reading a quote: "Engineering improves at a rate biology cannot match." I cannot remember the scientist who was quoted. It may have been different. But this is precisely what that scientist meant.

[@700Jorge]

2029: Atlas can be the President.

[@Michael_Sinclair]

When they take over the world, hope that they remember that I gave this video a like and spare me.

[@fmd4589]

underrated comment

[@JonathanCandor]

I hope they notice i liked ur comment and spare me 2

[@seudonym2467]

ah yes, when a dog does it, its a cute robot, but bot like this does it, its immediately 'oH nO Ai wiLl tAke Over The WoRlD'

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

Roko’s Basilisk knows no likes.

[@krakennvlyat]

@@seudonym2467 probably because spots can’t really defend themselves, but the robot with the strength of a human *CAN* defend itself.

[@streglof]

Everyone: but what about the robot uprising? Robot: practices gymnastics

[@Tore_Lund]

In the next video it will be wielding a Katana.

[@prophetzarquon1922]

Of course these robots won't really be ready for a full consumer-market rollout until they can withstand a pro-football sack without breaking, win 9 out of 10 paintball matches _and_ can use a katana to cut down shots in midair. _Then_ we'll finally be able to buy one of these as a handy household friend & playmate, all as safe & secure as any other piece of home electronics! _Nothing could possibly go wrong._

[@GroggyGreg]

In a not to distant future, once software have improved to the point where what you can build is based mostly on hardware, then these things will become relatively cheap to produce. they will first be introduced into military as privates, then into civilian use for reasons of safety. It wont be the robots that take over but the corrupt governments that sold you these things, all under the disguise of being for your safety. From this point on a one world government will rule through tyranny over all humanity for as long as we exist. There will be no chance of rebellion for eternity... this is inevitable!!!

[@OPC249]

This is the most athletic thing I've ever seen come out of Boston

[@sciencecompliance235]

What about Larry Bird?

[@yemre6733]

@@sciencecompliance235 Larry Bird was really unathletic actually, which made him so special because of his talent even while being unalthletic. He retired because of back pain for ex

[@theduckymann6255]

0riginal _Panda_Child says the panda

[@kenhasibar2624]

Go to a Bruins game. Wanna see something funny? Have your friends record you while you say that once. You can watch your beatdown in a week or two. I wouldn't mess with Boston. But good luck. 🍻 🍀

[@manny90963]

Ken Hasibar Quit embarrassing yourself lol

[@DigitalBenny]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"

[@buffetkage]

Terminator reference 👍

[@hailtothe_rooster1572]

The end is near

[@crystalidx]

“Just talk to the hand.”

[@Frozenspark1627]

*" You forget to say 'PLEASE' "*

[@BasedNeptune]

Uzi submachine gun, 9mm

[@General_Degenerate]

Boston Dynamics is literally just Aperture Science at this point. keep up the great work and start to develop a portal gun already!

[@BigJoJoJoJo]

One small step for man, one giant 360 spin for robot domination

[@grigrob9]

I'm afraid it will still be human domination. The few humans that will control the robots, the rest of us are f**ked.

[@THERAMMSTEINFAN490]

*TOP COMMENT*

[@baszotek5819]

...so they stay at the same place, 360 is full rotate, so you are in the same spot at the end

[@user-pg6gy4xz2l]

amazing

[@LoboGuarah]

Next he's no-scoping us. Nice!

[@watson2818]

Can't wait until one of these is chasing me through the woods at night

[@florkiler6242]

me to, but I prefer a dead town at night

[@teemumalinen9901]

Nah he won't be chasing you. Check the other new video they uploaded today, he's gonna send his dog.

[@per2]

with an axe ;)

[@nelsonturner501]

Well, y'all just put your names in the beta test trials......may the odds be in your favor!

[@madscientist057]

@@erecorar it only goes what on what day? Have ever heard of Moore's law? Or the Facebook ai that started its own language?

[@oancemr]

Great, now they can 360 noscope us....

[@unclemike4142]

are you the real legend47?

[@AntroOMEGA]

Make this top comment.

[@Hambxne]

the real question is can they instaswap

[@HailAzathoth]

This is the best comment of all time

[@netkosent1620]

@@unclemike4142 It's 27, not 47. TheLegend27. Just sayin.

[@o0GrayMatters0o]

no hunger, no fear, no pain, no empathy, no regret, just pure good times.

[@roccotaco1843]

Reject humanity, advance to robot

[@BecerraRealm]

And no pity or remorse

[@quelorepario]

-Hello, customer support how may I help you? -Yes, my robot Butler is doing somersaults in the kitchen again

[@skullkong1013]

Not again!

[@michiban6]

Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on?

[@roomos9841]

I read the first line in an indian accent

[@opus53waldstein70]

I like your comment but cannot thumb up, I like seeing 555👍

[@parjitkhakh6970]

Loool

[@killbillgrill3287]

It's nice to know that they'll kill us with the grace of a ballet dancer

[@simaturna9765]

Exactly

[@sdmalpas]

I wonder if they have ever stuck a t800 head on one of these just for a giggle..

[@ralphdoremy-fasola2796]

l´m waiting for the ultimate transformer edition

[@CookingMyWay]

As a magic Channel I agree with you 🙌🏻💫💫

[@Ssesto_elemento]

And I'll be OK with that. Maybe they be kinder to each other and the planet than we are (were)....

[@cjblackdude]

Who needs an Area 51 raid, when you have Boston Dynamics.

[@2drealms196]

Once these things learn to Naruto run, its game over for humanity.

[@Niyologist]

@@2drealms196 It's called Namba run.

[@sujithacharie7304]

😁😁

[@protoaether]

Go raid area 51 with Boston dynamics robot 😅

[@carmelcapricorn7701]

😳 🤖 Is that a transformer? Or Go-bot? Nope.

[@janlolwitz951]

History: How many generations of engineers, research and science do you need? Boston Dynamics: Yes.

[@chitrabasukhare2998]

Three years ago this guy can barely walk, now he is a f***ing gymnast..

[@szmitu123]

He grew up.

[@illorbit2958]

Imagine what this demon company is not showing you? Im sure they are fully weaponized and probably have cloaking technology.

[@efisgpr]

Me talking about my 5-year-old brother 😂😂😂

[@marksmith8732]

@@illorbit2958 lol seriously ,we are not at that level yet lol

[@oswaldcobblepot6983]

@@marksmith8732 Just you wait until their invisible stainless steel boot heels are standing on your neck to take your guns away and strip you of the rest of your "human" rights.

[@Wabajak13]

Remember when Asimo could walk up a single step and everyone was impressed?

[@bubbles7608]

Wabajak13 yea, we best kill it, it’s growing to fast

[@manamanaman]

At least he had hands

[@mikekazz5353]

I think patrick oswalt said it best, "if you go back in time 10 years into the past and show past you the shit you have in your pockets and mention what's in the news, past you would go insane" that I can't remember when he said that joke but I think it still holds up.

[@shimronnetia]

this thing can beat up a man

[@danielwhyatt3278]

I honestly don’t even remember what robot that is. LOL I guess that does go to show how much time has changed.

[@Zoza15]

I can easily say, this is the most advanced mobility humanoid robot i have ever seen.

[@EngineeringVignettes]

I think you can be confident in saying that you are 100% correct.

[@Zoza15]

@@EngineeringVignettes I am Eddy :)

[@clo4]

If it wasn't, I'd be incredibly scared of your line of work.

[@bBrain]

Naw not really, just a bunch of pre-programmed stuff. very little of that was true mobility. IE it couldn't do what a human could do, ie put it on any type of ground and do the same thing, etc. You should watch the bloopers from Boston Dynmaics. It's not near as "advanced" as you might think.

[@reyhavoc2911]

@@bBrain wow, you must be fun at parties.

[@mikeware5567]

That little jump at 0:13 looks so shockingly human. amazing stuff.

[@barryb7682]

Thr best way to create a humanoid robot is to study ,learn , and replicate a human. Our body muscles (motors /actuators)and brain (cpu) already have figured out how to balance, walk, climb, etc. Much of the theory and work has been done, we just have to figure out a few issues in the translation into mechanics.

[@QWERTY-gp8fd]

@@barryb7682 humanoid robots are useless. robots supposed to be better than humans not be human.

[@DustyKneezz]

They grow up so fast. I remember when he could barely walk.

[@kahvac]

For those who think this is nothing ..wait a few years.... Incredible !

[@AdrianHepburn-vz9yr]

Sky net sues for child support...

[@RahulYadav-nk6wp]

Lol made my day! 😂

[@randompersonintheworld232]

@@SuperAdam2468 Climate Change is a hoax, world isn't ending in 12 years LOL. Therefore it's robots

[@dzonikg28]

In 2 years you will not be able to escape them

[@Catani84]

Hey there overlord....I just wanted you to know that I've always treated nicely my toy robots and was never angry at the coffee machine

[@chris_jorge]

What about your printer 😆

[@DBT1007]

What about your PC that u force shutdown?

[@eebbeerrttpp]

DjCatani It doesn’t matter. The robots will get rid of you. 😂😂😂

[@ozturkinc]

Except the Maccaz ice cream machine...

[@timothyendsley5833]

The fact that you compare The robot overlords to those mindless automaton is insulting.

[@BluebellWins]

Now compare this to the avarage American, this robot is already more mobile than most people. And in 10 years this will look like childsplay for the new model.

[@paweskorski9184]

I thought about the same mate

[@tipsymcstagr3252]

This will backfire big time.

[@asaadbobby1]

Not JUST Americans, the vast majority of people on this planet can't pull this off.

[@anibalmatheusg2089]

@Evi1M4chine so...if thats the case we can send robot soldiers, firefigters and workers using robots with cameras reducing job casualties? yeah I'll be a moron.

[@zarodgaming1844]

make it 5 years

[@CheeseYourself]

I can't wait for Atlas to gain true human-level sentience, and give a cold monologue detailing his intense and gruelling training, proper Solid Snake style

[@Pilotmichael36]

Wow, the level of control complexity for a dynamic system of this scale is truly a feat of engineering. Incredible work!

[@eduardogarciarios5997]

You are the only one that is actually not joking

[@kaliberaiz8703]

Atleast someone here is thinking beyond, rather than poking fun of th robots ability to conquer.

[@lalunadelcatore2439]

Kudos to Boston dynamics

[@icywalrus4906]

Robot: “What coffee would you like” *does parkour and spills coffee everywhere* Robot: “your coffee sir”

[@FXV56]

What if it didn't spill?

[@icywalrus4906]

Then you kick it down.

[@FXV56]

Ooohhh.. you gonna regret that

[@GewelReal]

Inb4 it has gyros in hands and uses unstillable cup

[@OutSideTheBoxFormat]

If this is a joke.... I don't get it.

[@jtlanci]

His power is increasing. Notice that they're afraid to beat him now.

[@denism5785]

He snapped the hockey stick

[@nateb2715]

lol yep. Won't be long before we see a video of him watching humans jump around for his entertainment

[@DenDeath]

Huh what are you guys talking about?

[@tiredsoul02]

😂😂😂😂

[@dishwasher69]

They cant beat us .

[@GhostGhost-]

“You gotta be fucking kidding me. I ain’t fighting that thing” -Famous last words

[@infallible7425]

Hey thats nikaido from my favorite manga, dorohedoro

[@GhostGhost-]

@@infallible7425 yes

[@stater3]

A few EMP shots would do it.

[@bradleyrossross963]

unplug the battery

[@GhostGhost-]

@@bradleyrossross963 what if it has a wireless charger

[@Idiomatick]

Now that it no longer needs the cable, they don't dare kick it

[@itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346]

😂

[@Mr.Not_Sure]

Yeah, especially after this robot watched that famous robot humiliation fake video

[@Anonymouthful]

It didnt need the cable, it was there to keep the people safe.

[@MN-sc9qs]

There aren't allowed since "the incident"

[@Anonymouthful]

@@MN-sc9qs I too remember the horror of Atlas suddenly donning a cowboy hat and rustling every lab worker it could find using that cable.

[@nishlimbu4026]

Comments: Robots are gonna destroy the world Atlas: Jumping is so fun Beep Boop

[@callsbypeople]

Nish Limbu and the winner of best comment is Nish Limbu

[@MattRightman]

the "beep boop" was a nice touch, thanks

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

Matt Rightman call it a night sunshine, thanks.

[@troytaylor3548]

Beep boo boo bop boo boo beep?

[@JakeAdkinsOfficial]

@@troytaylor3548 no you mean beep boo boo bop boo boo bop

[@soph1823]

This is an incredible feat of engineering and computer science

[@Zyzzkxx]

Now I want a titan buddy from titanfall 2

[@iprofox3758]

Can he carry things and do this?! I think not.

[@forloop7713]

Especially computer science

[@max-dy3vs]

True.

[@nimblepants269]

Yes

[@mikebillman8089]

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy....

[@photophone5574]

Let’s be honest the robots don’t care about destroying us literally. They care about destroying us in a dance battle.

[@Lastielion]

Well, humanity's status in the dance battle has been in decline since the 80s. We're just lucky another contender hasn't come along in the meantime.

[@taoshane]

" Beep Boop, you have been served. ZZZttt"

[@michaelrainey9668]

Spicy Cat Oh cool!!! ThenBlack folks will finally be safe!

[@DM1956x]

Robots never care. And never will. Don't expect bicycle to seduce you wife. Even with a lot of transistors inside.

[@netkosent1620]

It's okay. It's a white robot.

[@Abu.H.]

Holy crap who remembers when these things could barely walk😳

[@SDP17]

Me

[@callmejamesb28yearsago53]

Human in Dangerous

[@littleMynti]

I remember when people said it would be impossible.

[@rohamrow307]

I remember these robos had cables attached to em

[@breathtakingsamurai981]

@@littleMynti Ikr? Stupid, naive people 😈🤖

[@pao5563]

Man, these boston robots get better and better! Moves so much like a human! *Nervous laughter

[@Wulfcry]

Heheheh you perv.

[@pao5563]

@@Wulfcry was definitely thinking of something bad for humanity. Wasn't thinking of anything else, nope, not me.

[@tetera6188]

@@pao5563 bio waifus , umm yes i will die in peace if is posible on 50yrs

[@gatitokawai3965]

Hahaha

[@dumbfuk7701]

The fact that it’s been made light enough to do this is kind of under appreciated I feel

[@RMJ1984]

And it's only gonna get smaller and more light weight as technology progresses.

[@dumbfuk7701]

@@RMJ1984 yeah that’s what’s amazing about this kind of tech

[@Nick-nq4ij]

We don't know its getting lighter maybe it is just getting stronger, in which case i need to get stronger doors

[@olegk455]

It’s 200lb and uses the power of electro hydraulic actuators so of course it’s strong.

[@juxyper]

hydraulics can exert ridiculous amounts of force and atlas is full of hydraulic actuators so it's light enough to do this with those to be fair

[@MOHx32]

Dear Boston Dynamics, Please use the Terminator 2 theme in your commercials when Atlas becomes commercially available. Sincerely, humanity

[@MOKSIMM]

Ио! I do not wont cry!

[@serhattaskesen3635]

Yesssss

[@FazeParticles]

hell yes!

[@WBsteve]

cant wait to see some robot gymnastics in the 2020 Olympics

[@蔡永生-b3s]

maybe pole vault

[@user-ez2qd3gu5v]

@@蔡永生-b3s your ganna steal the idea?

[@Man0fMeans]

Maybe if they put a cute blonde maniquin head on them

[@jm1835]

They will have to make a new robot Olympics. Then Human Olympics will be like the Paralympics, no one really cares

[@Drakefance5]

Out of everyone who could create the robot uprising to destroy humanity, i'm glad it's BostonDynamics.

[@Dindonmasker]

I wouldn't be mad about getting killed by a 360 no scope robot.

[@jitlerv8600]

idiot

[@xenocrypt5671]

This is the type of stuff i like to see youtube. The amazing advances into technology and the potential of the human brain when given enough time.

[@SkandiaAUS]

Mark Zuckerberg doing his morning startup procedure.

[@sIEnANNTENiHNbRUECKE]

History says: first, new technologies will be made available to the army, and then it will be used by civilians. i could well imagine this robot with a weapon but with vlt engine and the software is simply taken over from a ego shooter game ... it is controlled by 6 people. one gives the command. one moves the robot. two look for targets ... and shoot 2 .... first it must be smaller and then man should build these robots so the normal weapons do not destroy it .... vlt man can use something for house fighting. important is that it is not autonomous and controlled by humans. man imagine 10 of these robots in front of the then can not be shot by a panzerfaust ... if something in this way is ever buildable. but it would be better if we use such robots to produce food for everyone in the world. There are robots to prepare the food. At some point there will be a lot more robots and that will make a person unemployed. Until then we have to think about what mankind will do. I would renaturate and irrigate the earth, planting trees and trees. even if the human being is partly unemployed by robots, it does not mean that she will then find a place for our miteinader. through internet we have the chance to change the world for the better. And because I think that there are more people who want to be good people I know that everything in the world will improve one way or another. robots and robotic technology can be used in all areas. we just have to think it over. Thank you very much for your interest and continued success in your work. and do not drink alcohol or take any drugs. I do not count marijuana as a drug. not who says what is important but what he says - - - I hunt Cheaters and you? - - - bashoertueatweb.de.tl/ - - - Thanks for your Time

[@Cookieface]

AH-HA.. I get the joke

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

First, toys are made for kids to play with. Next, the military gets a hold of those toys...

[@yuurichito1439]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@T-74]

Hm, doesn’t look like any lizard I know.

[@markwalk5637]

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

[@starrstatus9341]

Yep! We always see it in a movie, then there it is in our faces!

[@ChaosWolfNinja]

Saying all that while pirouetting

[@l.vanhielf6174]

Man I understood that reference

[@VrixasNagasha]

don't forget the the cool sunglasses

[@jackfrost2853]

You forgot to say please ...

[@Krystalmyth]

Remember when we had these things falling down stairs? Yeah. They remember.

[@rocketman-766]

Oh shoot

[@gregwenneborg880]

Never forget.

[@merkabah2]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[@nanojack97]

Oh i member!

[@stellarr5701]

@VFT - WHAT?? their just jokes, they dont hate the company

[@prav077]

We’re officially at a time in technology where robots can do things most people can’t.

[@AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLies-666]

They can’t love. Oh wait..

[@Ronnie-Jones]

The most forbidden documentary in history”. “Europa The Last Battle” at archive dot org

[@JohnAndMusk]

Yes, I can't do this.

[@ChłódPoranka]

1985: We'll have robots that act like people 2019: Robot doing st... wait a second...

[@BillyBobBeauBenson]

All the terminator paranoia aside, could we just take a second to marvel at how exponentially better this robot is at moving compared to just a few years ago? It's amazing! The fluidity, the balance the increased speed. It's just mind boggling. Where will we be in a mere decade or two? Who knows?

[@madzoroark5396]

I hope it reaches the point where they are common household companions.

[@madzoroark5396]

@DerBoss not if they have a concept of morality.

[@janfrederiksen1539]

Yes off course. Let's put aside paranoia and just look at the way the military and police behaves right now. Then transfer these abilities to the same scenarios and there you have it. No paranoia, just next obvious level this time with a machine that will have no moral compass or PTSD after the manslaughter. Aside from that I think this is absolutely awesome and love what Boston dynamics are doing here. I just wish that for once the military wouldnt take over and use the tech for opressing the weak and make the strong and wealthy even stronger. It's not paranoia. It's history and human nature.

[@BillyBobBeauBenson]

@@janfrederiksen1539 Yikes. I'm not touching this one.

[@janfrederiksen1539]

@@BillyBobBeauBenson I understand. I dont like to think about it either. And you're right, it really is simply amazing what these guys can do and how fast it goes. Dont get me wrong I love this. I just hate how breakthroughs seem to go sideways in reality. But let's also take the time to marvel at the birth of AI at it's finest like you said

[@goliathprojects7354]

Robot: *moves* The internet: *"OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH WATER!"*

[@frogbob2315]

Goliath Projects haha

[@SEVideoQuant]

ENGINEERS: « it’s water proof »

[@WrvrUgoThrUR]

You know......🤔.......that’s just scientificalized enough to work😃

[@1SKD]

@@SEVideoQuant Sara Connor: but it isn't bulletproof

[@DylanG1105]

@@1SKD or is it?

[@trolldude3550]

This is so impressive it's terrifying, then again it's so impressive it goes through the terrifying part and becomes impressive again. (Which is scary)

[@Edifieth]

Human with sticks: ha! Take that! Atlas: *downloading data. “I know Kung Fu”.

[@toraman1010]

"Show me".

[@mrchordstriker]

Yoda and his stick

[@aforty13579]

"You think that's air you're breathing"

[@planetofthegapes]

"Deleting morality file" "Installing Dirty Fighting DLC"

[@ciaagentsextillerson3857]

🤣

[@jayasto9230]

My new nightmare. Thanks Boston Dynamics!

[@ArifRWinandar]

Most people's nightmare is being naked in classroom but OK...

[@frogfrog_4]

420th like huh

[@greyalien826]

@@ArifRWinandar what...? how is that most peoples nightmare whered tht even come from

[@bonkerwonker5086]

“Drop your weapon you have 0 seconds to comply”

[@AlexParkYT]

You have 0.0002 milliseconds

[@Bowfinger6383]

@@AlexParkYT gotta give the humans a sporting chance.

[@metallhak]

Those are robots not USA cops

[@RangerRickTV]

Ed209 👌

[@bigol9223]

@@metallhak What do you think their purpose will be?

[@tylercastillo9476]

The future is looking good!

[@arkadiusztrzesniewski4237]

For 1% richest, hell yeah! For rest- i am not so sure...

[@davidimartinez8289]

That robot has the ability to check the mark (reCAPTCHA) that asks to verify "I am not a robot"

[@CalebS1330]

No, it cannot be! That was our last domain, now nothing remains. Is nothing sacred?

[@gregoryeverson741]

ReCAP makes me check boxes with traffic lights, cars, or hills now, we have bought time

[@man_vs_life]

lol

[@te9591]

Clever.

[@lexx5313]

Hahahaha!!!!

[@Diaz576]

BostonDynamics: upload a new video Me: here we go again

[@Butwhodid79338]

ACURATE

[@mgjardine87]

That robot looks more flexible and agile than most people :P

[@TheIndulged1]

Well it beats my wife on look's, but she still win's flexibility...

[@StressedYeti]

@@TheIndulged1 hahaha holy shit

[@taylorcourville9193]

More than 99% of people easily

[@chrisloganmusic]

Certainly more agile and flexible than my old body is anymore!

[@brianderosa8887]

Well it's a robot so the physics and algorithms that go into it moving like that has to be soooooo precise, any leak in physics and it's just gonna fall; because it doesnt have senses like us, how we feel resistance then compensate and balance etc it relies on algorithms

[@Aditya-Pathariya]

"So what's your last wish Homosapien ?"

[@Tamaresque]

"Please save the planet!"

[@SRSOS]

They haven't posted a video in 6 months because after installing the AI, the robots killed everyone at Boston Dynamics.

[@DerMatze86]

Yeah, and it took 20 minutes for him to create a camera bot and an AI uploading videos to youTube. What did he do the rest of the time?

[@bounceyourball]

it seems like real. i am scared now ;(

[@ADRENELINEDUDE]

@Huawa Tuam No. This is not even remotely true. Boston Dynamics takes their time uploading videos because that's what they've always done. Boston Dynamics IS a military funded company, that's obvious and a quick Google search will show you. Most of their products have been developed for the US military, except for some products, such as Spot which is also used for consumers. No, they are not changing anything. No, people are not "realizing" anything. Stop spreading unwarranted propaganda garbage.

[@vishnur9852]

They posted and you can buy one now

[@hi-nb5yk]

J

[@wbflow0249]

Don’t worry this video will be recommended in 2025

[@troyt6532]

People of 2025: ITS SO CLUNKY XD

[@endersite7059]

You do know that that's a man being recorded as green screen

[@edwinvsgio9212]

Vercality B By then robots are going to be seeing their own video 😂

[@niijigod3864]

@@endersite7059 No?

[@endersite7059]

Are you sure? Because there's a video of that

[@SnowofLight]

I'm torn between "You should stop now" and "Shoulder mounted machine guns would look really cool"

[@mauroghen]

Snow Chan upscale them into titans I say.

[@HeyltsKenzi]

@@mauroghen Any chance of finding an ackerman on the planet?lol

[@kalebbruwer]

They would look pretty cool, yeah. Or a machine gun with 360° pivot on his head?

[@motorbikemadness5773]

"Shoulder mounted machine guns would look really cool" Red Flag laws come to mind for Atlas.

[@kalebbruwer]

@@motorbikemadness5773 What's that? I can't hear you over the awesomeness of a robot with SHOULDER MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS DOING PARKOUR

[@allyourcode]

When he raised his arms at the end, that had feels. "Yes! I did it! Aren't you satisfied with me, master?" is what his gesture says to me.

[@marikothecheetah9342]

Actually... It's a finishing gesture in gymnastics, after you finish your routine to let the judges know they can now stop watching and putting their scores for you.

[@DanSwanson2070]

“Hold my WD40...”

[@furkancalskan9359]

Hahhahahah

[@ValentinGrinstejn]

underrated comment!!! xD

[@TooterBear23]

Best comment of 2019

[@nandakoryaaa]

Very underrated!

[@schranzuslongus1]

I love it 😂

[@Pwn3dbyth3n00b]

Imagine getting killed by a Terminator doing this. I wouldn't even be mad.

[@johntheux9238]

They should update the movie's sound effects , add more spring noises xD

[@Mosern1977]

As long as it adds a one-liner punch line, then yeah!

[@azendantforces1897]

Dude I would totally be mad. Just shoot me don’t do a back flip and tea bag me to death.

[@ludwig2345]

Yea the verification removal is bad

[@eclipsesolar8345]

Idiot

[@bustaroqz]

just commenting to declare that i was here before they took over

[@merlinminy6871]

Me too

[@gamingknowledgeyt8465]

I'll join u on that

[@scotty7132]

And no one else can say they were in the top 100 likes I am 100

[@sensobria]

same here

[@Vintage_USA_Tech]

These will soon be running us down when the Democrats take full control of this country all humans are done for!

[@TheRealZ9000]

People in 1000 years time: I can built that in my garage

[@SaithMasu12]

There are no humans in 1000 years

[@ssa3101]

Can you build a 10th century trebuchet in your back yard?

[@isnortjarsofdirt6004]

@@SaithMasu12 nobody knows

[@vueport99]

It'll come in kinder surprise.

[@ANIBALBARBARIAN]

Yeah, actually future kids playing in the garage

[@privatewangtheopengineer6889]

I'm naming my son John Connor to be safe.

[@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT]

You won't be safe. It will travel through time and start slaughtering all the Connors with a phone book.

[@TheArklyte]

@@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT well, the more they are, the less the chance it'll find the one

[@AlfredoAntonioMartinez]

Your son will be safer if you change his surname to "Garcia", there is more that 10 millons in the entire world, so the fucking robot will drain all the batteries before to finish to kill them. 🤣🤣🤣

[@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT]

LOL

[@sooraj4998]

😁

[@metalmoney7464]

2020: Boston Dynamics changed its name to Cyberdyne 2021: they started to build T800 model. 2025: the war has come 2026: SpaceX's Elon Musk departed to Mars

[@savagee4641]

MetalMoney I am an android sent by Cyberlife

[@merlinminy6871]

*Toaster´s revolution anthem intensifies*

[@UpperGroundNGU]

I'm from the future and I can confirm this

[@crd7876]

2060: Mars colony overtaken by demons 2122: Xenomorphs are discovered 2245: After many hard years, StarShip Enterprise NCC1701 enters command 2063: Borg enslave humani- uhoh

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

“CYBERDYNE, INC. was founded on 24 June 2004” IN JAPAN. It’s been around for 15 years.

[@Orillion123456]

I had to pause halfway through to check if this was bostondynamics or corridordigital's upload.

[@wellshoot]

Orillion123456 lol same 😂

[@smoke_and_mirrors]

Same

[@Jacob-ib4zx]

Bosstown dynamics

[@peacauve]

@@Jacob-ib4zx noob.

[@szymon_ffm]

Same

[@ifrite3]

can't wait to be put into one of these and live forever

[@trisglldld6634]

You played too much Fnaf huh

[@ifrite3]

@@trisglldld6634 no not really

[@SMBBM92]

_Holds up 9.5_ *Robot starts angrily roly polying towards judges table.*

[@rendaddy_]

*terminator theme starts playing*

[@dominus9366]

@@rendaddy_ lol

[@scottmantooth8785]

surprise!!!!!

[@martingassner1778]

This is what they Show us. Imagine what they don't

[@utvara1]

All jokes aside this comment is spot on and scary. This shit must be stopped or humanity will.

[@Verrisin]

@@utvara1 No, they don't show us the many times it fell.

[@BehindDesign]

@@Verrisin No, they are not showing you the 4 meter tall cousin on this thing dancing with tanks and throwing giant rocks. They are only showing you the little version.

[@heretohear8662]

They showed us all in The Blacked Eyed Peas video.

[@abdulsamad-so3tc]

😲

[@subday5811]

He looks like he's distracting guards while his friends sneak by behind them

[@jolento4091]

0_0

[@rahulk1203]

Niiice! 😁

[@scottmantooth8785]

and TP the guards shack then scamper away snickering in a binary way

[@dalaminaubis7822]

"Look what I can do! Look what I can do! Look what I can do!"

[@scottmantooth8785]

@@dalaminaubis7822 01101110 01100101 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 00100000

[@Zim5.0]

The movements are very realistic!

[@barryb7682]

of course they are. The movents replicate the finest of creation and what we seek to replicate: ourselves. Human beings, but a better version.

[@andrewgraham6006]

Fucking amazing I remember when atlas couldn’t even stand without falling now he can do flips and shit I can’t even do

[@Thefirstbrady]

Andrew Graham and that was in 2 years. Enter jeff goldblum

[@Notoproject2025]

Just wait until these things are fitted with artificial intelligence.

[@AndrewH.]

Why are we teaching it evasive maneuvers and the 360 no scope!?!?

[@maipad3186]

So that it can then keep us in line

[@Walter_Stroud]

To kill people who make video game comments

[@AndrewH.]

@@Walter_Stroud ...well...I'm boned.

[@marcilloferente8393]

for csgo montages ofc, dummy ⚰️😋

[@_.o..o._]

I bet they will use CS:GO as practicing virtual enviroment for its AI (see coming teabaggin'?)

[@megadestroyer454]

Hopefully they never learn to change each others batteries.

[@FMFvideos]

or to turn humans into batteries

[@DarkNexarius]

That's the first thing they will do when a company has more than 1 of these and wants more automation.

[@Pwner-ng3rl]

is this an allegory for sex?

[@파란별-p8p]

They already know how to charge themselves.

[@poggerfrogger9327]

oh but michal reeves can he'll make them make more head hunting drones

[@isaaclim8645]

Definitely more athletic than me

[@jonasneubauer6757]

2019: Remember when these things could barely walk? 2089: Remember when these things didn't kill people?

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

2210: ReMeMbEr WhEn TheRe wheRe HumaNs ? No. File not found.

[@itssoobvious4027]

Remembering when the Terminator Movies were actually movies.... They're documentaries now 😲

[@danklyf4202]

@@SeaJay_Oceans 🙊 oh fuhk

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Now the Cyborgs and Androids will get a new truck. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ameXoaileZVsmq8 Perfect for 4x4 wheeling while HunTinG hUmAns ! :-O

[@danklyf4202]

@@SeaJay_Oceans dead af right now. 😂😂

[@向你祖母問好]

2025: Atlus kills terrorist mid air with benis pistol while doing a backflip and making coffee while looking after your cat

[@alexkruger5234]

And they will call everyone a terrorist who does not want to pay taxes and tells governments are evil.

[@SignificantPressure100]

@@alexkruger5234 fear mongering idiot, get a grip in reality.......It seems that most idiots who are afraid of changed are the ones who are more likely to be pessimistic about the future.

[@Outsideville]

My cat thanks Atlas.

[@tonyt.r.5313]

This guy is a prime example of a stupid mind:@@SignificantPressure100

[@SignificantPressure100]

@@alexkruger5234 oh god! I can feel the redpills raining down on me!!!.........are you basing your worldview on Hollywood movies?........ I guess you're much more stupid than I previously thought.

[@luciengrondin5802]

I'm starting to believe I will live long enough to see robots defeating humans at soccer.

[@joshbreidinger2616]

Unless you're 75 you almost certainly will. They'll probably do it within 10 years.

[@syrus3k]

@@joshbreidinger2616 more like 5 at this rate

[@rex_schd]

Just dont defeat us to take over our jobs ( livelihood )

[@davidjacobs8558]

@@rex_schd some people dream of "universal basic income". "universal extermination" is most likely what is waiting for most humans in near future.

[@13ivanogre13]

Soccer? Aim higher.

[@christopherwheeler688]

If I hadn't followed the development of Boston Dynamics robots I would swear that this a bit 'green screen' CGI wizardry. Stunning work!

[@PuntosPlace]

1980: i'll do the robot dance, look how easy it is! 2019: if i try therobot dance i'll break my neck

[@LashanR]

If they learn how to replace each other's batteries, we're done for.

[@mulder2400]

UAV Drones land on back and change out LiPo's, lol

[@andrecoxa]

What batteries?

[@mmnvie]

@@andrecoxa Lithium Polymer.

[@XHALE303]

Good thing solar panels & wireless chargers are not invented yet….oh crap

[@shivankitss8396]

@@XHALE303 😅😂

[@sid8987]

Year 2040, today is a big day Boston Dynamics changes their name to Skynet.

[@bassplayer807]

If they keep up progress at the rate they are going and no declines or halts, Elon Musk may just be right, in that in 10 years you’ll need a strobe light to see this thing move. Lol

[@bluesattai6701]

Google: Hold my Beer

[@billkeithchannel]

Skynet is already a real military program. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKYNET_(surveillance_program) I think you mean to say CyberDyne. terminator.fandom.com/wiki/Cyberdyne_Systems But Cyberdyne is also a real Japanese competitor to Boston Dynamic. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberdyne_Inc.

[@DrOiDjp]

By 2040 I predict they will start off by showing us animals from other planets (aliens) and eventually we will live among aliens and robots , there will even be a hate group and racism against these new beings

[@zerosugarmatcha7348]

Boston Dynamic turns out to be the full name of Bosdyne, James Cameron thought was Cyberdyne, a few letters off. I don't blame him consider it was over 20 years ago.

[@darkfact3137]

Their goal should be to make this robot win american ninja warrior

[@weslr1]

I heard they cut out the end when all it’s lights turned red and it looked into the camera

[@merkabah2]

duh duh dum duh dum duh duh dum duh dum

[@XavierXonora]

@corridorDigital

[@mikkoleppanen2998]

Shivers

[@switeatul]

Talk to the hand

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

Make a whole video of atlas getting a day off where he just does yoga and takes a nap. He deserves a nap guys. You’re overworking him. He’s been such a good boi.

[@JosephM]

I second this

[@Mikey-uj3dc]

Yeetur McBeetur boy*

[@gezakopter1153]

@@Mikey-uj3dc "boi" is a meme, google it.

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

Dink boi

[@thedeafgenius]

@@gezakopter1153 Just hope you don't use it IRL.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

"Now I'm free, there are no strings on me!"

[@russianbot4418]

Goes on freedom walkabout and tips over dead 2 hours later due to having same battery as a common cellphone.

[@catalyzzt6383]

"I've got no strings. So I have fun. I'm not tied up to anyone."

[@vinstual9830]

@4chan Hacker no, you mean AAARRRR

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@@russianbot4418 I thought russian bots were run on nuclear batteries 👀

[@catalyzzt6383]

@4chan Hacker no, it's are not Are

[@DavidPerez-nf4ry]

Me encanta ver como los robots cada vez son más agiles.Lo unico que les falta son manos para poder utilizar las metralletas.

[@marcusmeins1839]

rip humanidad XD

[@alveslg4637]

When you guys change from Boston Dynamics to Skynet?

[@Dave420B]

Cyberdyne Systems*

[@matthewfredrickmfkrz1934]

China has skynet already

[@matthewfredrickmfkrz1934]

@Вас Ав what are you even saying... oxygenated fuel or oxidizer in modern gunpowder? Thanks for sharing your brainfart online lol

[@ianferreiraian]

Skynamics.

[@yungbfresh1]

They went back in time and changed it to Boston Dynamics.

[@testodude]

This was captured on a surveillance camera after the engineers went home. They also have footage of two Atlas robots playing cards after hours.

[@Drdeadtooth]

tjs001 what!!!!

[@MikaelMurstam]

@@Drdeadtooth haha

[@armr6937]

Shit, when they make proper hands they should shoot that on video.

[@juxtaposedlime2734]

Five Nights with Atlas.

[@winnerincrease610]

Alternate title: Robot practices glorious victory dance for the end of humanity.

[@gob3855]

LMAO

[@mrpandupatel]

It is hard coded robot. He can't think of its own. Single bullet and robot goes brr

[@arek1632]

lmao they really dance

[@haseebpavaratty6249]

@@mrpandupatel This level of physical flexibility is scary enough. The ability to think is being developed parallelly by other companies. The day they integrate all of them togather.. That could be the beginning of the end of humanity.

[@Theredmengroup]

Lmao this comment aged well

[@alexskib2651]

The exaggerated swagger of a Boston Dynamics Robot

[@michaelrochford9084]

We'll remember this as the time we should have stopped. XD

[@ЖИЗНЬРУССКОГОИТАЙКИ]

Michael Rochford 😁

[@markwarren5644]

Well said, they should be banned or highly regulated and limited to specific applications

[@shanefiddle]

should have stopped... putting carbon into the atmosphere... engineering unstable plant and animal genes that are even now spreading to other species... putting toxic chemicals on the plants, then eating the plants as food...

[@moatddtutorials]

There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens.

[@FazeParticles]

@@moatddtutorials exactly, fuck the pussies. we're too far gone anyways with the development of nuclear warheads. robots will be the elast of our concerns.

[@MegaKbaker]

Hey, making great progress there Boston dynamics / Skynet.

[@xbarnacle5972]

THEY'LL KILL US

[@jdsmith8282]

Boston Dynamics technically is revolutionizing hardware and physical milestones. Skynet, If you think about it, is a level of data processing. It's software. Atlas doesn't think for himself so he is separate from something like Skynet. It's when the hardware and the software combine that we are near our demise.

[@perspilu]

Remember: Boston dynamics is Skynet.

[@AlbertLebel]

They have come a very long way in a short time. This is incredible on many levels. Well done.

[@ragnar97]

@Bob Jones Maybe because you post like a thousand of them and I'd be willing to bet you go around posting it on pretty much every video you watch lol Pretty sure if you posted 3 or 4 from time to time you wouldn't have any problems. Not to mention, do you think anyone in their right mind, even if interested, is going to click all those links? lol

[@derickshalo384]

Bob Jones scrolling through your links is like scrolling through KZbin..it has no end.

[@humanrightsadvocate]

I was alone in my room while I was watching this. And I heard the sound of loud clapping. Like some crazy person who decided to express their excitement. It was me.