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@gratuitouslurking8610 2 ай бұрын

2:45 "I think your barber had covid because there is noooo taste there" is freakin' fire, what the hell

@DeclanPeterson-s8n 2 ай бұрын

He probably got roasted so much times that his tongue doesn’t work.

@StefanLaeselu Ай бұрын

The guy has his own theme cause of the people that were roasting his 8head

@BenDoherty-ir2rt 2 ай бұрын

My favorite insult is "you are as useless as a screen door on a submarine''.

@idiotpai3758 2 ай бұрын

Weak fr 😭

@BenDoherty-ir2rt 2 ай бұрын

@@idiotpai3758 just like you🥰

@gilla2092 2 ай бұрын

Can also double as "you are as helpful as a screen door on a submarine"

@the-life-of-memes 2 ай бұрын

@idiotpai3758 Your profile picture looks like a desaturated version of Elon musk’s mental state So you can’t be talking

@idiotpai3758 2 ай бұрын

@@BenDoherty-ir2rt Stop talking lil bro😭🙏

@Lroxed 2 ай бұрын

I like how Jack is also saying his own rare insults 😭 Edit:thanks I didn’t expect a lot of people to see this

@ChefJD18 2 ай бұрын

clicked this vid for a good laugh not these corny ahh narrator cutscenes

@Adam.Frazier 2 ай бұрын

@@ChefJD18then go on the actual subreddit

@yesnt5856 2 ай бұрын

@@ChefJD18 Honestly, if you rather those no personality, clips of reading twitter memes over minecraft parkour great for you

@ChefJD18 2 ай бұрын

@@yesnt5856 personality is fine its just a little over the top for my taste 🙏

@oof_tvyt 2 ай бұрын

@@ChefJD18 Then I recommend watching all of emkay's old videos, tons of what you want

@lertjoke 2 ай бұрын

1:18 the bread looks like something plankton would try and trick Mr krabs into eating

@yesnt5856 2 ай бұрын

It looks like kfcs vegan chicken nuggets

@Splatkitty 2 ай бұрын

It looks like a deflated potato

@PlutoDarknight Ай бұрын

That bread is more dense and looks heavier than my self-doubt

@moonlightknife7819 Ай бұрын

It's because OP forgot to add yeast befor baking it lmao

@manahakume9870 2 ай бұрын

'habla gated' got my dyslexia going so bad i had to ask Siri to spell Obligated for me to remind it that no 'habla' is NOT correct XD i knew it wasnt, but my Dyslexia is like 'but maybe it is' lol

@explodedglue5509 2 ай бұрын

Well, fair enough, it even sounds similar

@OctyabrAprelya 2 ай бұрын

Bro's English is so broken he accidentally got a Spanish word correctly spelt. The Spanish word for speak no less.

@viscountrainbows2857 2 ай бұрын

🗣️🚧ed

@Arandomguywhoisdumb 2 ай бұрын

@@OctyabrAprelyaI’m pretty sure the dude was Arab, judging by the fact his name is “Omar” and Habla means like “idiot”

@trishapellis 2 ай бұрын

20:05 That's not a mouse, that's a shrew. Fun fact, it actually makes total sense they used one of these as a mob boss - these critters are absolutely vicious predators.

@jamm6_514 2 ай бұрын

5:39 "it's like saying a formula 1 car is a go cart with a windshield" bro got tired of the burns and went for the napalm

@playyourturntodieatvgperson 2 ай бұрын

erm akshualy, f1 doesn't have windshields. thats indycar.

@gen1945 2 ай бұрын

@@playyourturntodieatvgperson🤓🤓🤓🤓

@Josh_the_jester 2 ай бұрын

Brah that "Halloween costume" is 3x the price as a house

@lucie03 2 ай бұрын

16:15 the guy on the right literally has his hand in his sweatpants I-

@ElvishSammy 2 ай бұрын

5:10 the bearded dude is the most attractive person there

@C0sm0-Th3-P4stryy 2 ай бұрын

Random story! I was in a FNaF RP game in Roblox, everyone (including me) was Spanish and there were two Bonnies arguing. I remember especifically reading one of them say "No sabes respirar (you don't know how to breathe)" and I occasionally use that on my sibling and friend

@EggFucker920 25 күн бұрын

C0sm0, this story is so boring it would be put in an dentist waiting room.

@just_to_suffer 19 күн бұрын

Me when I have an asthma attack lol

@x_WYST3R14_x 10 күн бұрын

Thanks cosmo

@manutron2010 2 ай бұрын

Jack sounds like John Smith at 123. Main Street married to Jane Smith, works in accounting and is exactly 30 years old.

@RainbyFIN 2 ай бұрын

And has a cocain addiction? Bc he doesn't sound THAT normal to me

@Adam.Frazier 2 ай бұрын

Has been 30 for the past 5 years

@the-life-of-memes 2 ай бұрын

You look like you fell face first onto cement from the roof of a single story building at the age of 5.

@alvinfongjunjiemoe8445 2 ай бұрын

He acts like schizophrenia

@-.-K._. 2 ай бұрын

4:07 that's abdominal swelling, the kind that is most likely to risky to operate, my grandpa had it when he was still alive and its like a fat belly that no matter how much you want can't go away and you can't even train not to risk it getting worse. He lived with it to his last moments and only after death it diflated mother told me, just keep that in mind people, if you don't know what's the whole deal its better to avoid insulting about it

@-.-K._. 2 ай бұрын

It happens when you are sick in specific ways or more rarely when you drasicaly overestimate your strength for a while

@adamweston4152 2 ай бұрын

This man is suffering from fluid retention and it is a serious medical condition and he has to have the fluid drained and this is why he's in hospital.

@-.-K._. 2 ай бұрын

@@adamweston4152 could be it too, i don't know the whole story

@JPunkt1 2 ай бұрын

Could also be liver failure

@the-life-of-memes 2 ай бұрын

@jonas5205 Liver failure does not inflate the stomach like a balloon

@frozendragon1874 2 ай бұрын

I remember a comment from a game that just stuck with me, "looks like the town idiot's taken a day off, because here comes his replacement"

@PatrickAmmons-n6m 2 ай бұрын

2:02 pain and panic from Disney Hercules

@alexplier6404 2 ай бұрын

same thought said 2 weeks apart

@yamensalman7849 2 ай бұрын

17:50 "well i may be the river that has the boat but who put their 1 inch rowboat thats tiny as hell is mommy? Yeah? Yeah huh? THATS WHATS UP- YEAH TRY ME *violent sounds of physical fighting*

@jaborbis 2 ай бұрын

4:44 dude’s hand is built like a Half Life 2 fast zombie

@halfhalf622 2 ай бұрын

2:10 Scratch and Grounder 😭

@TheBoxCore64 2 ай бұрын

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

@McKhaninator 2 ай бұрын

SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE

@AndyToons64 2 ай бұрын

I’LL GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION

@egg_lord_gaming9 Ай бұрын

I don't know if I should be surprised that I haven't seen more comments about this or surprised that this is the second one I've seen. Either way, peak mentioned!!

@Lego_Vegito-n1x 23 күн бұрын

Ornstein and Smough

@manahakume9870 2 ай бұрын

10:52 man looks like an easter egg painted like Walter white ._.

@Syzygy-yn5tu 2 ай бұрын

nah bro-

@MilesTailsFoxFan Ай бұрын

LMAO

@superdeadlyhuis 2 ай бұрын

The intro almost got me crying again man, I traveled 2 hours to ikea to buy the new bee plushie but they didn’t have it, got ignored in the restaurant because they purposely made my order wrong and had a watery cola… Cried in the bus back home. I had a shitty day :/

@AngelaPatriciaGonzalezValencia 2 ай бұрын

Hope your day is better now!

@superdeadlyhuis 2 ай бұрын

@@AngelaPatriciaGonzalezValencia thanks, wishing you a happy day too

@GunsAndAmmo3 2 ай бұрын

how you know they did purposefully

@DrIgnacious 2 ай бұрын

3:56 England suffered greatly from WW2 rationing, their cuisine still reflects a lot of that.

@OctyabrAprelya 2 ай бұрын

Even before that. Jellied eels is something slightly better than starving.

@SalahMohamed-v5f 2 ай бұрын

@@OctyabrAprelyayeah that's nasty

@_AstaLily 19 күн бұрын

That’s the thing - it doesn’t anymore that much. People just assume it does and make fun of them for standards of cuisine that are no longer the norm.

@yin-sin 2 ай бұрын

6:42 buddy doesn’t need to worry about an abortion cause no person with a working womb will allow him near it

@OctyabrAprelya 2 ай бұрын

Bro gotta pass his genes somehow. Consent or not.

@SuperMonaLisaBros Күн бұрын

He looks like his mom smoked while pregnant. She didn't believe in ab0rtïøn, so she took the unpaved road. 😂

@Hunnychain 2 ай бұрын

18:28 video doesn’t play but she takes the fluoride off her teeth. the stuff they put on to make your teeth stronger and tell you to wait an hour or two before eating and drinking.

@SecondaryHaha 2 ай бұрын

5:18 broski dipped his fit in his coffee wtf

@KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421 2 ай бұрын

02:01 IT’S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER FROM THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@FangTheHellcat 2 ай бұрын

AoStH fan spotted

@AsukaFangirlJassy 2 ай бұрын

i read this in scratches voice for some reason

@stygzilla324 2 ай бұрын

SnooPING AS usual, I see!

@OreVYuss 2 ай бұрын

holy crap they do

@xenbonzacura5897 2 ай бұрын

i was thinking bulk and skull from power rangers but now i see it

@_ksm0922 2 ай бұрын

2:56 oh if only past Jack knew...

@solvated_photon 2 ай бұрын

11:05 the majority of people who do go to therapy do so because of the people who refuse to go to therapy. Edit: wait, what did Caroline Konstnar do? Now I need to look this up.

@caitlinabbott7895 2 ай бұрын

Jack Singing Bits 1:44 Hello There Human 8:22 Guillotine's Worst Nightmare 9:45 100 Titiles 14:35 bah bah bah bah 16:20 Here's A Selfie

@Gohan1138 2 ай бұрын

and yes- all a f1 racecars are just gokarts with windshileds

@mr.gearworks9339 2 ай бұрын

But… F1 cars don’t have windshields…

@Goh._907 2 ай бұрын

2:30 "A SNIPER'S DREAM" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 That song was a banger

@roboticdem0n 2 ай бұрын

hundread negabytes of memory

@EeveeDSI 2 ай бұрын

@@roboticdem0n He has beforehead, forehead and afterhead

@DavidIsFrenchTemp 2 ай бұрын

@@roboticdem0nnegabytes 😭😭😭

@shirothefish9688 2 ай бұрын

Shut it!

@dr_alto_clef 2 ай бұрын

@@EeveeDSI BRO'S BRAIN IS VERTICAL

@nicholasiverson9784 2 ай бұрын

A formula 1 car is a go cart with a windshield. There, I've said it.

@MadSwede87 2 ай бұрын

18:00 I don't remember who it was but I read an interview with a rich guy who had a pretty good solution to nepotism, he would give his kids their annual income, so if they earn 10,000 he would give them 10,000/20,000 (I can't remember if he said equal or double) then the kids have to work a little at least

@lancetheking7524 2 ай бұрын

2:30 There is an entire "Sniper's Dream" song regarding that poor man and it's hilarious

@robbyroberson943 2 ай бұрын

two minutes ago feels illegal. i love everyone at emkay! thank you for making laugh and smile :3

@theoldman7739 2 ай бұрын

15:45 Dude looks like the love child of Mario and Where's Waldo.

@texee-1 2 ай бұрын

2:00 flat stanley befriends a left 4 dead bloater 3:00 popeye 4:30 the opposite of a turtleneck 4:50 looks more like a skeleton from bonelab than me 6:40 jschlatt's homeless twin brother 7:40 patrick star 10:30 family guy character

@zaireali0708 Ай бұрын

Left 4 Dead Bloater??? Bro confused The Last Of Us's Bloater with the Left 4 Dead's Boomer

@Aiden-e4r Ай бұрын

@@zaireali0708someone had too say it

@Witherrain 2 ай бұрын

0:49 the fact i know at least 3 girls who look exactly like the girl in the pic is crazy 😭😭

@YeetlyEminence 2 ай бұрын

10:27 I couldn't help it. Man looks like he acted for the movie Coneheads! The way his head is shaped, it's half a foot shy of looking like the xenomorph in Ripley's Alien series!

@Chopperjaxon 2 ай бұрын

He looks like if Jamie Hyneman from mythbusters attempted to add himself to a balanced breakfast

@sandra1328 2 ай бұрын

He looks like an egg xD

@BigRedOfCourse 2 ай бұрын

2:40 That’s what you call a snipers dream

@The_Tcat 2 ай бұрын

5:27 if Batman had prep time it would be over. He access to a way to get Superman powers and a pill that makes him as strong as Superman legit Alfred used and almost ended Superman and he is just a butler. If Batman with all his martial arts got that it would be WRAPS

@mordredpendragon1614 2 ай бұрын

The guy at 16:20 looks like if David Tennant decided to become meth lord instead of a time lord.

@jasmijnvenner2403 Ай бұрын

What is your accent? Sometimes you sound British, then you sound like Chris Hemsworth trying to be British, then you sound like Stewie Griffin, then your accent is Australian, then it goes American, and sometimes a bit South African.

@Ro_Bloxplay_er_485 14 күн бұрын

They have different narrators

@ILoveCanada0 2 ай бұрын

5:57 I love seeing that Subaru that roared up that dirt cliff that picture reminded me of that Jack not liking chicken nuggets when he was lil that saddens me hopefully he likes them now

@killercore007 2 ай бұрын

10:10 I honestly thought, "You tore the Joker's smile off him and grafted it as your new chin"

@spookyghostwriter3110 2 ай бұрын

3:50 The only British food invention I could think of is adding milk to tea. I’m drawing a blank on anything else

@gooberDoesStuff-idk 2 ай бұрын

LOLLL

@OctyabrAprelya 2 ай бұрын

As the Spaniards say: The only two reasons someone drinks tea is because they're British or they have a stomachache. Which explains why they drink it all the time with the sh_t they have for food.

@hiddenguy67 Ай бұрын

fish and chips

@hiddenguy67 Ай бұрын

I don't think British food is all that bad really its American exaggeration lol

@karamochu 2 ай бұрын

10:44 He looks like he gets asked if the chicken or his head came first

@Fuzzyemu 2 ай бұрын

Lmfaoo

@chickenshrek 2 ай бұрын

3:34 if you squint his hair looks just like a scoop of chocolate icecream

@christiansnow160 2 ай бұрын

9:54 I thought his double chin was a mouth IMAO

@ryanmarshall2245 2 ай бұрын

Just like the grinch.

@Creative_YT 2 ай бұрын

1:36 this is a load of barnacles

@MorganMakesThings 2 ай бұрын

18:09 I figure there is no way that Goldblum isn't going to leave an inheritance for his kids. He is just *telling* them (and everyone else) that he isn't so they don't languish in the laziness that can strike in the teenage years. Given his stated feelings on the matter, I imagine he will set up trusts that only pay out under certain conditions, such as "Trust will pay $X toward the purchase of a home/car, under the condition that Charles/River is [working full-time, has a bachelor's degree, etc]. If I were rich, that is probably how I would do things.

@clowndraco Ай бұрын

18:52 in her bio there's:"three words to describe me:smart, beautiful, talented and humble" with her pfp and bio she proved sh'es none of that

@thirstfast1025 2 ай бұрын

"A formula 1 car is a go-kart with a windshield". Except that formula 1 cars famously _don't_ have a windshield, hence the tear-away strips on the visor of their helmets.

@joelmavity1467 2 ай бұрын

16:34 Pedro Pascal looks like he’s auditioning for a Weekend At Bernie’s remake

@DanaBArtz 2 ай бұрын

9:33 Excuse me as I steal this 📝

@TurboBronco239 2 ай бұрын

17:01 okay but this would actually be a good dog birthday meal 🤣

@iloveicecream190 2 ай бұрын

3:24 Jack *Dough Hair*-ty

@malofox1650 2 ай бұрын

7:01 he's smiling? It kinda looks more like he's regretting his life choices.

@colinmasterson666 2 ай бұрын

19:07 the man looks like the forgettable and estranged cousin of Vector (the main antagonist from the first Despicable Me movie), just without the neppobaby money and none of the smarts.

@leoperd3487 2 ай бұрын

Bro has direction without magnitude

@Daniel_Coffman 2 ай бұрын

14:10 That's supposed to be C-3PO? Looks more like The Mask, but missing the yellow hat.

@h4egeum解禁 2 ай бұрын

dwayne the dwayne dwayneson still makes me laugh so much

@TopHatLemon_lime 2 ай бұрын

12:40 thought that was Brandon Rodgers doing a bit with a mop on his head

@Dylandylan-tc5dr 2 ай бұрын

Best one I’ve heard is “If you’d drawn a H on his forehead Kobe would’ve survived”

@Bascinet-billy 2 ай бұрын

15:57 They look like a pair of hooligans you'd find in a back alley in Birmingham.

@The-void2445 2 ай бұрын

15:06 bro his finger looks like the kid from flat Stanley

@BlazeFiresoul 23 күн бұрын

So.. Stanley?

@b_soshi 2 ай бұрын

6:06 that’s just the bus from that one SpongeBob episode

@Bupboy 2 ай бұрын

9:00 im stealing this one, its peak, no contest

@umpteenthreason9627 2 ай бұрын

10:40 i have never such an egg-like head

@ActionYakPolice 2 ай бұрын

it's genuinely sort of uncanny

@L4nay8745 2 ай бұрын

Dr. Eggman wishes he was this guy

@MusiciansRule07 2 ай бұрын

I got inspiration from Kendrick for my go-to when I'm pissed off by a stranger, especially Scammers on my phone: "Your grandfather should've worn a condom so I wouldn't have to talk to you." Again, I didn't come up with it but it's effective.

@monroerobbins7551 2 ай бұрын

18:34 if I recall correctly, she’s peeling off fluoride. Also, don’t do this, cause the fluoride will strengthen your teeth (it’s why you don’t eat for an hour after the dentist)

@MKS-vr1gk 2 ай бұрын

15:57 Lukewarm Palmer💀

@AlohaXChicken27 2 ай бұрын

7:12 he’d look so much better bald who else agrees

@microbaystudio6353 2 ай бұрын

2:02 Cyberchase; the one to the left is delete, and the one to the right is Buzz

@Pr0pheceye 2 ай бұрын

16:56 the way I might actually eat that (without honey). Not even a health nut, I just think sweet-umami combos are a whole nother level of yum

@timisme8360 2 ай бұрын

1:30 At 1st glance, I low-key thought it was turkey breast gone bad! Lolol

@princessmaly Ай бұрын

"I bet the big guy is the one with the soft heart." Oh yeah, if the villain forgets to gag me, I'll get that dude to untie me easy. All it would take is one of those classic "is this where you saw your life heading?" or a "what would your mom think?"

@nanardeurlambda 2 ай бұрын

18:00 I can understand multiple angles on this question. however, sometims people just can't succede in the job market, for any number of mental, psychological or physical blocks. in those cases at the least, I would prefer he'd give a livable allowance

@LyricaSilvan 2 ай бұрын

"This looks like something you'd feed a pitbull on its birthday" hit so hard it almost made me spit out my food.

@Grand.fatherclock 2 ай бұрын

6:57 he looks like a high level goblin in a clash of clans ripoff

@quacker912 Ай бұрын

this way is better than the one in the video 😭

@Blaze_the_demon 2 ай бұрын

9:21 Jack turned into joe Swanson for nearly a second there lol

@Its_Over_Anakin 2 ай бұрын

The insult got worse and funnier as the video concluded... Absolute gold!

@youtuberjestforfun9074 2 ай бұрын

7:23 Dwayne the Dwayne Dwaynson 8:16 tongue twister moment 9:41 alright yeah you're banned. 10:27 is anyone gonna mention that his head is shaped like an egg?

@stuffie5175 2 ай бұрын

That was exactly what I was thinking with the last bit

@Keep-moving-along 2 ай бұрын

Dont you diss my limited time imaginary friend like that

@literalsarcasm1830 2 ай бұрын

3:40 The beauty of their women and the taste of their food made the British the best sailors in the world.

@Alex-gg9ht 2 ай бұрын

Beauty and taste of food has no correlation to sailing???? Unless I am missing something, this is an incorrect analogy.

@literalsarcasm1830 2 ай бұрын

@Alex-gg9ht kinda kills the joke if I have to explain it.

@Alex-gg9ht 2 ай бұрын

@literalsarcasm1830 fine, I am going to wait for someone to explain it to me

@DarkStar-nw8ee 2 ай бұрын

9:44 I'll bet Jack actually knows the other lines in the song, but the concept of walking _fast_ just wouldn't make sense with how much blubber that dude has.

@Deedoo_r 2 ай бұрын

17:15 she says "**ggre" instead of "***ger"

@JoseHernandez-Mendez 2 ай бұрын

That nose controller reminded me of dolfy back in the 1940s

@goldenpanther5642 2 ай бұрын

jack never stop smiling back

@thedestroyeroffoundations 2 ай бұрын

it just came out? That’s a KZbin W

@KainTheKain 2 ай бұрын

The guys at 1:50 are Harry and Larry from TS Underswap 😭

@AmalgamationOfStupid Ай бұрын

18:17 Alright, who tucked him in like a baby???

@nanardeurlambda 2 ай бұрын

8:20 please look up "monsieur megot", and tell me this man isn't a spiritual brother to that fictional character

@The_Keeper 2 ай бұрын

2:58 Welp. Turns out you nailed it... Unfortunately. 3:40 Allow me to introduce you the the marvel/abomination that is British Curry dishes. 11:04 I was gonna post: "Obviously! Dude has got more issues than National Geographic", but the GN bathroom is just... better. In every way, shape, and form. 17:50 Dang... You could have just said you didn't watch any of it, because the only thing it has in common with The Boys is that is was recorded on camera... 19:48 Pretty fitting when compared to her IRL skills.