rare insults

[@colorss4809]

The "SHE DID THE SPRINKLER AT THE OLYMPICS???" needs to be on a soundboard

[@mahapatrasohamm]

Absolutely.😂😂😂

[@thendergeek]

For a split second I thought JSchlatt talking 😂

[@nathanblackburn1193]

Man what is the song that plays during that bit? It sounds soo familiar

[@sweaterweatherlady]

I AM CACKLING!!!!!

[@defnothankjwimbleton3475]

1:13 it’s not for an abortion, it’s built in memorial for miscarriages. Sculptor is Timothy P. Schmalz.

[@THEBRANSCUMFILES]

way less controversial, and actually addressing a tragic cause that affects thousands. good sculpture, props to that dude.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

As someone who is pro-choice, I'm super pissed on behalf of everyone who actually cares about children and especially the people who actually want kids in regards to someone using the image to try to spread their propaganda. That's an amazing sculpture to memorialize lost lives.

[@jimwormmaster]

11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.

[@ushlathe]

are you melting

[@ffionswithin8648]

R/Ihadastroke

[@jimwormmaster]

No, not melting or a stroke, just very bad at typing on mobile o.o

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

@@jimwormmaster hope you reform soon

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

but then he rickrolled the nation at the macy's thanksgiving day parade

[@darkunykorn404]

0:52 I literally thought "drunk angel throwing up on a trashcan" before they explained what it was lmao

[@NuclearlyAmazing]

Same

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Something like that I thought as well 😂

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

Also, that description of what the statue represents isn’t even true.

[@the_puzzlest]

i thought it was a whale on a bench

[@RedGreenYellowBlue]

@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Im curious, do you know the meaning of the statue? If so what is it?

[@euosvarietychannel6986]

Damien's outrage at the Australian breakdancing is so great. Like that's some middle school talent show type dancing bro

[@DragoSonicMile]

Bold of you to assume the middle school wouldn't ban breakdancing for being "gang-related".

[@mokko759]

By far worse, actually. At least middle-schoolers have the excuse of just being young, dumb and inexperienced kids. This fuck up has been breaking dance for a decade, apparently. I want to know exactly how she made it to the Olympics because she so fucking awful, there's no way she could have gotten there legitimately.

[@LettuceWithLegs]

As an aussie I agree that was absolute shit

[@Ryanthusar]

@@LettuceWithLegs - As an Aussie I didnt give a shit about it, why, because that isnt a sport that should be in the Olympics anyway. Not to mention they were only there because of 'sponsors' and other crap related to such. Blame the media for it getting so much after-games popularity it isnt funny.

[@aussiedragonz]

@@Ryanthusar THANK YOU! it's such a dumb category for the *Olympics.* We were definitely making fun of it.

[@NormalChannel95]

The censoring should be replaced with a loud goose honk

[@lilmunkee]

Agreed

[@coriumfigs]

Agreed

[@DanDoesStuffs]

No, I like the Re:Zero trauma OST

[@idkwhattoputhere107]

Untitled goose game style

[@kewoshk]

Agreed

[@judojamie379]

now i just wanna watch the 10 minutes of damien looking at the paris breakdancing drama

[@bluephoenix9293]

I would kill for a blooper reel

[@poisonhemlocke]

i thought that angel was supposed to be really hungover and throwing up... i thought the crib was a trash can... uh.

[@XD.73-849]

Same

[@Luci_Star755]

*you say with an angel pfp*/j

[@legoqueen2445]

Me too. Then, when I realised what it was, I felt confused coz like if it's a guardian angel couldn't it now hang out in heaven with the aborted baby? Like, don't angels hang in heaven most the time and just visit Earth for work or something?

[@0_dearghealach_083]

"Eughh, your baby is hideous, I'm gonna barf!"

[@Lucifers_Daddy]

Well that's why he couldn't do his job

[@thefishpluto9587]

If the child was aborted then they definitely didn't get it a cradle

[@ieldore]

My exact thoughts

[@melorawr1608]

Yeah because that isn't the OG story. It was a stillborn, I think. Or definitely more grown, maybe an infant. Definitely not an abortion. Who would make a whole ass statue for a gummy bear?

[@ChaoticJester]

​@@melorawr1608 also no, it was a sculpture made as a memorial for miscarriages.

[@SlickONick]

Damien‘s laughter always makes these videos more fun to watch

[@justboardwithlife9947]

15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely

[@ParadoxSupreme-hl4lg]

3:50 To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws, Because the state government has more control than the federal one.

[@JohnBoxer]

This is every country, my man

[@ParadoxSupreme-hl4lg]

You know what? Sure buddy.

[@arthas640]

Regions in the US do have a lot of distinctions. Wildly different ethnic groups, languages and dialects, and incomes as different as some european countries.

[@andistansbury4366]

It's not rare as in uncommon, it's rare as in half-baked

[@noahperkins4716]

2:31 in that show, Madeline Wunch had some good zingers thrown at her. My favorite was when she exited the elevator, someone said to Holt “I’d love to stay and chat, but someone is about to report her missing Dalmatian fur coats.”

[@MettaFTW]

6:56 thank goodness they blocked this guy's eyes out, otherwise someone might recognize him in public

[@Eranell]

10:40 from what I've heard, Rick Astley get rickrolled pretty f*cking often

[@Swirl_of_StarFire]

1:00 I saw a hungover angel throwing up into a strangely wide trash can before the caption was read... And based on the comments it looks like I'm not the only one who read the statue that way

[@clothmoth6099]

The incredible amount of rage that was just produced from this person when they began talking about the Paris Olympics, goodness gracious

[@chaoslord_6664]

1:44 I think the insult is that literally anything can be used as a doorstop so he's basically calling him useless

[@the_real_mr.grapes]

4:33 I dont know why the username is censored. We all know that its pukicho.

[@Shiverwar]

Pukicho is a menace.

[@Cassxowary]

1:58 76% of that number is 59 421.36 which means that many voted for mr beans and 18,765 voted for her, if anyone was wondering (:

[@2Scarhand]

Just googled her and, yeah, she does porn. The people have spoken. We don't want OnlyFans. We want Mr Beans.

[@capybara85]

How did 0.36 of a person vote

[@aaranlei1144]

​@@capybara85Someone recently had some SPAM before casting their vote

[@4eyedcatRallys]

"thats why we call it Alabama wedding" damn

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

"In God we trust, in cousins we thrust, amen"

[@ObadiahQRex]

​@@Ussonan-Foderation2016PAUSE!

[@Kalamarine_Animal]

Nah. RESUME ​@@ObadiahQRex

[@ObadiahQRex]

@@Kalamarine_Animal You do know incest is sinful, right‽

[@Kalamarine_Animal]

@@ObadiahQRex yeah, but I like causing chaos

[@thunderpants3500]

I'd give the '67 protons' kid extra points for that class for being observant cause that was gold!

[@applejayz1987]

0:41 I was expecting something like "that marriage is gonna disolve faster than the south"

[@amphigorian]

I think it’s hilarious that they censored the eyes of tattoo guy like that would keep people from recognizing him.

[@stuartglennie3350]

IIRC he has f-off tattooed on his eyelids and must have had his eyes closed so they censored them.

[@Qualicabyss]

If this is rare insults then why is the lady on the thumbnail well done?

[@JoBot__]

That lady is beyond well done. She is congratulation. (Yes, I stole this joke.)

[@jcgihj1057]

13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.

[@lordreega8994]

the mythbusters werent friends???? im screaming, crying, and throwing up rn

[@hopecookies1935]

I did dunk in Damien for his Sweater Weather take, and will not apologise

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

That ChatGPT was literally plagiarism with the world's flipped around. Weak. Edit: words, not world's. Guess ChatGPT beat me.

[@BinglesP]

Exactly, I feel like I've heard all of those insults before. Especially since language learning models grab from the internet, and are essentially just a different less-convenient kind of search engine when they're not being used for roleplay or text-based games

[@WilliamBrowning]

Rick Astley has said he has been rickrolled many times.

[@tassibee]

3:07 looking like the Grinch who stole xmas dinner 😂

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

1:27 Tom Morello??? The guitarist of Rage Against The Machine!?!

[@ArtamStudio]

He often brings his mom onto his Sirius XM show. She's unintentionally hilarious.

[@notevenlistening6072]

Love his "Radio Commandante"

[@YourOnlyHero]

It goes: Five-va Nine-na

[@scobkeo]

0:16 calm down joe

[@Thelocaltransmascidiot42]

R/rareinsults is going downhill 💀

[@Zombiez_N_Dollz]

It’s been going downhill

[@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is]

Subreddit life cycle goes something like this 1 create new sub 2 topic is relevant and funny 3 it gets overtaken by people who do not understand the meaning of the Subreddit 4 it becomes another meme Subreddit 5 repeat

[@Thelocaltransmascidiot42]

@@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is Yeah, basically

[@apearofglasses5801]

Saying paper mario is trash is opening the lid to pandora's box

[@imao15]

3:30 OH SHOOT ITS ZYZX_ doing a voiceover Nah I’m joking but it’s funny how similar y’alls screams/yells are 4:47 AND HERE IT IS AGAIN

[@Rainok]

10:38 he has actually gotten Rick Rolled by his own song and people on Reddit couldn't get enough of it for a while

[@shadowninjach1634]

If the angel has a crib to cry over that means they probably wanted the baby.

[@Krylo268]

14:52 Better version, replace the buns with cake instead of bread, the meat with a fudge like chocalate, and either as a sauce or a filling inside the fudge, Nutella. And spinkles as the seeds on top of the bun.

[@electricdanish912]

20:03 strikes me as the professional personification of the bubble in the crust of a Banquet microwaveable pot pie.

[@toomi195]

When you call the rosary a necklace, its very disrespectful

[@-r-3656]

"You look like a memory" is so surreal that I don't know if you could even call it an insult.

[@maximdionne233]

10:57 Astley himself has been rickrolled a few times; in an interview with Larry King, Astley stated that the first time he fell for the prank was through an email his friend sent him during the early days of the phenomenon. Rick Astley has been recalled by his own song.

[@jenniferhart559]

8:55 lots of babies come out looking squished, soggy, and confused... give them a couple of months... nearly all will grow out of it 😂

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

"If I wanted to die, I'd jump from my IQ to yours" 🤣

[@samherken]

22:33 "Ever dream this man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people dream about this face."

[@BinglesP]

23:14 I mean... they cheated on her, they kinda deserved it lmao

[@IkeFanBoy64]

This is still a very extreme reaction to being cheated on. She clearly has some severe anger management issues if she thinks taking saws to your car is an appropriate response.

[@Tyranid_Hive_Mind]

​@@IkeFanBoy64 that's a prop for a movie trailer

[@IkeFanBoy64]

@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind that makes more sense Still, IF that was real, I'd be extreme

[@Milk-ck1wv]

22:35 She looks like the Grinch and Michael Jackson combined

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

ok... everytime you finish reading a post, i have to press a button twice to see the next post, and when i do that is like when a friend is trying to be funny by reading reddit posts, but when i dont , its the same thing but hes also doing my reaction for me.

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

i used to be the same, and dont stop showing the reddit posts, i dont want to go on reddit, its like deciding wich type of minefield you want to to step in... oh wait thats twitter

[@OwlEye2010]

12:24 This image genuinely hurts to look at. Does that poor lady feel pain from that?

[@NK-le5hs]

0:08 NO WE WANT THE 05 COUNCIL NOT 007 OR 005'7 (SCP reference I know most people do not get it unless they are a fan of it but hey it's still worth it for the ones who know)

[@ienjoyoranges]

you didn't need to censor pukicho's name. everyone knows pukicho.

[@SSL5871]

this video was released at 11:00 am

[@Thelocaltransmascidiot42]

9AM for me :D

[@nogenderjustfreg7738]

6:31 you did not just say 'Noelle' 😭😭

[@Blaczolt]

15:43 guy on the right is comedic relief for sure

[@TylerGoatMan]

Bish, that not a human. The one the Mimics from Vita Carnis that kid needs to RUN.

[@Doggo._.Woof1]

the thumbnail: a hairless tanned mole rat or a very tanned granny

[@3c0746]

4:43 What the hell did you make me just listen to

[@noahajrfan7598]

0:37 no I asked for a confetti cake

[@ChaoticDish]

I literally could not have needed a rare insults video sooner, 8 hours late but came in clutch

[@vixxcelacea2778]

If anyone has ever watched DougDoug, GPT has some fire freaking insults. It's the most entertaining thing to hear a unicorn insult your intelligence. Second, an easy way to count syllables is if your lower jaw moves up and down. When you save five, the ve is more like veh/vuh for emphasis, but it's smaller than the first "fi". I supposed you could say that it's 1 and a half syllables. Some people do a subtle second drop, especially when enunciating either nine or five.

[@Eden_Laika]

6:56 Love that they censored the guys eyes, like that's going to protect his identity.

[@MemExp2008]

10:46 Certainly a "BROTHER THIS GUY *STINKS!!"* moment

[@hattu2374]

8:44 Brother low key looks like Matt Rose💀💀

[@henimartin]

I second that 😂

[@Patricvideos]

1:49 propably the door stopper for the door of intelligence

[@AriOrei]

I like how they scratched out his eyes like that was going to conceal his identity 6:56

[@DoughnutThatIsIdle]

2:14 Mr Beans looks like he's tired of telling her that her ass won't win against a cute kitty cat. This is the internet.

[@stratometal]

OOOOOHHHH The Holmium roast was epic, that kid needs a prize!

[@heylanjames6199]

Guy with the wine glass looking like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2. Guess he DID escape the painting.

[@gamestechvideos]

12:18 Micheal reeves got owned!

[@Thwoc]

0:49 angel looks drunk as hell and is vomiting

[@emilygratz9203]

9:43 poor buddy, so sad. 17:49 thats the smartest insult ever, imma need to look at the periodic table again to see *if I can make more-*

[@SugaMot]

as someone who was raised a sheltered christian, damien calling a rosary a "necklace" is infinitely hilarious to me

[@zat-1-fury]

0:05 the fact the pfp showed a elite dangerous logo is just so funny 🤣

[@artywolve]

The angel just looks like a drunk dude puking in an empty flower bed 💀

[@MoxleyFight]

As an Aussie, I would pay to have Damien Deepdives Aussie Breakdancing.

[@aresez64]

4:03 Nice to see Goobus existing

[@itsepicdarkheart6705]

the break dancing section of the video you did a one to one zyxz impression when hes screaming ONE. TO. ONE. 😭

[@DragonCharlie08]

22:10 I can say with complete certainty, so much certainty, in fact, that I would swear in court, that a high school girl has never in fact called me hot, or any synonym thereof.

[@Cgomesgamer]

7:26 dude with the face tattoos looks like a curio cabinet that you organize junk in just so you can call yourself quirky.

[@Thollis1987]

I love Damien's voice its very enjoyable to listen to.❤

[@CrawIer]

I wish somebody would make a playlist of all the emkay censor sound effects I’ve been looking all over the internet!

[@phoenixthedragon6798]

7:09 bro loves Old spice so much he put Nightpanther on his head

[@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698]

Good God that thumbnail is gonna give me nightmares until I die

[@airacummins5076]

9:50 he frowning cause she doesn't recognize him, he gonna have to prove he's a tough potential dad a second time

[@Generic-Brand]

"Dasani water tastes like it's been inside of a water gun all day" That's arrowhead

[@nedhunter4444]

1:20 Maybe the angel should have asked his god not to put the mother's life in danger. People don't tend to buy cradles if they don't want to have a kid.

[@voidilitesingularis]

Apparently the statue was actually made in dedication to those who've had miscarriages, some asshat just decided to make it about "The Issue"

[@nedhunter4444]

@@voidilitesingularis I saw a similar statement in another thread and observed that makes far more sense than the reason stated in the video for the statue's existence.

[@Katam1ne]

0:48 The perfect cake for when the 10 year old daughter marries the family dog

[@bobtheduck]

I hate the laughing emoji on Facebook, because people don't use it to say "This is funny" 99% of the time. They use it to say "What you said isn't worth looking at, so I will just mock you" They didn't want the thumbs down because it would be "too negative" but the damned laughing emoji react is WAY more negative, ultimately.

[@EmnM2010]

4:00 Srsly, tho, I flew from South Carolina to Wisconsin to visit a friend for the first time, and she was like, you HAAAAAAVE to try Culvers while you're here! And while we were eating she casually mentions that a distant relative is being sent to help open a new Culvers outside of WI - "It's in, like, Myrtle Beach, SC, I think they have plans for one in some place called Summerville, I think? Do you know where those places are? Are you near there?" GURL YOU MEAN MY BACKYARD??????? I'm so happy.

[@madsli]

4:22 what's even funnier about the mythbusters, in the show Adam seemed like the unhinged one and Jamie seemed like the serious one. However, during interviews Adam is way more down to earth, while Jamie is unhinged.

[@Ifyoucantflyyoucantry]

“Prey animals reproduce” me:… have you looked up giraffes?

[@watiguess]

1:42 my friend refers to french people as doorknobs

[@Ohnoitspoppy]

4:29 no way they tried to hide puchiko from us lmao

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

0:54 That looks like some drunk at a costume party who is about to puke into a trash can.

[@ThisOldSkater]

Listen to Damien reminds me of listing to old Jerky Boyz bits. Love it.

[@trishapellis]

5:17 No, Damien, that's In Vitro Fertilization. They tried for 17 years, then went to a fertility clinic, had some eggs fertillized in a petri dish and then implanted. They generally implant a higher number of embryos than the number of kids you actually want because a few of them tend to die, but sometimes too many of them make it.

[@DamienLee]

Oh neat I didn’t know that, thanks!

[@erinjackson8119]

Damien roasting the ChatGPT one was great.

[@clydenorthrup5484]

13:26 "This is first grade stuff" . . . said the kindergarten dropout.