'He coudn't actually walk on water, he was just really good on ice skates.' Love it.
@aveekmaity42269 ай бұрын
Anti-theist: I believe religion is a tool used by the powerful to control the weak minded of society. You gained another follower for this! ❤😂👍
@boahnation99328 ай бұрын
Religion, yes, but does that then stop you from asking yourself the question of what created the universe? Come at it objectively, it's a very interesting question to ponder. You don't need to even consider religions to ponder that question. Come at it from your own thought!
@aveekmaity42268 ай бұрын
@@boahnation9932 My honest opinion about is that life was created from non-living matter undergoing complex chemical reaction giving rise to celled organisms. (I am not the sciencey guy to explain it in better terms) What is your opinion on it?
@TheFracturedfuture8 ай бұрын
@@boahnation9932The you should study biology, theres definitely more answers there than in an ancient sheep herder book.
@nogodsuntillproven7 ай бұрын
Exactly @@TheFracturedfuture
@johna360710 ай бұрын
Great points. Truth within comedy.
@niccovisconti17129 ай бұрын
That's why I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He boiled for our sins.
@SparkyWaxAll8 ай бұрын
👍wooohooo!!
@e137enfingers58 ай бұрын
Ra-men!
@visheshl8 ай бұрын
Ramen
@KsinDax3 ай бұрын
Ramen, bro/sister :)
@66longinus10 ай бұрын
What is a reverse exorcism ? It's whe the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
@alvallac217110 ай бұрын
*exorcism? *when
@66longinus10 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171 ?????
@mehallica6669 ай бұрын
Outstanding.
@mlguy83768 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171so we can agree the OP was correct about getting the priest out of the child 😊
@mrsatire94758 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171 = Karen
@wholefoodplantbasedmama539810 ай бұрын
Happy atheist here. Love it!
@DOSkywalkR10 ай бұрын
Happy antitheist here, loving it even more!
@willdenoble189810 ай бұрын
@@DOSkywalkRwanker.
@MA-iridium10 ай бұрын
Happy believer and a lad of faith here...love it!
@MobileApex-mp1ur10 ай бұрын
Just shut up all of you
@alnotterbot559010 ай бұрын
I’m agnostic. Let’s fight!
@marklang516910 ай бұрын
So clever and on target, thank You !
@alvallac217110 ай бұрын
*target. Thank you!
@stephenholmgren4058 ай бұрын
Comedy was my gateway out of religion 🤣 Carr, Carlin and Jim Jefferies are the GOATs at waking the masses up to rationally deconstructing religion, I can't get enough!
@joeparker607010 ай бұрын
Mate i love giur videos. You really make my days alot happier. All the best mate and happy Christmas and New year 😁😊
@Mr_Grimbley10 ай бұрын
I love 'giur' videos too. Are we both perverts?
@Diponty10 ай бұрын
Jimmy: I thought my priest was a vaccine. When he jabbed me I felt better inside.
@ianlock33139 ай бұрын
Pause it on the audience and take a look at the snowflakes who are so deeply wounded by what he's saying. I absolutely love it! 🎉😂
@PeterQarau8 ай бұрын
Love it! Thanks Jimmy!
@want2gofishin10 ай бұрын
Love your stuff. LMAO at every bit you do.
@verng88649 ай бұрын
Dear Christians, you don't have to force yourself to believe in lies to be a good human being
@TimothyNyota8 ай бұрын
May God have mercy on you
@verng88648 ай бұрын
@@TimothyNyota which God? I'm really hoping it's Zeus striking me down with lightning
@alessioandreoli21456 ай бұрын
@@TimothyNyota😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alessioandreoli21456 ай бұрын
@@verng8864if you were a woman Zeus would leave you no complaints 😂😂😂
@67I365 ай бұрын
What do you mean by good?
@borgking6610 ай бұрын
Hi there, will the new tour also come to the Netherlands? We would love to see you here again
@dyanaprajna455610 ай бұрын
The Christian story doesn't sound like the actions of a moral and rational god, but a bad Hollywood screenplay written by someone on acid.
@LadyAxe1310 ай бұрын
I think that is what TV series SUPERNATURAL tried to bring across in later seasons....quite successfully!
@Vic82toire10 ай бұрын
A caricature at best. But a "moral and rational god"? That's it? You don't have a lot of imagination if that's all you think a god should be. Lame! The Truth is even crazier and wilder than that!
@roems63968 ай бұрын
@@Vic82toire As if you know what the truth is. They didn’t say what a god should be. They pointed out the contradictions of Christianity.
@nogodsuntillproven7 ай бұрын
@Vic82toire What is the truth?😅
@michaelparks7177_BritOz9 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed that!🙏
@rjprivate10 ай бұрын
Remember to sin a bit around Christmas. Otherwise Jesus died for nothing
@nogodsuntillproven7 ай бұрын
😂 Love it.
@play4orfail10 ай бұрын
Nice . Funny and true
@marwanfakhradin25439 ай бұрын
Fun fact : ironically skating is actually water boarding since there is a very thin layer of water forming between the blade and the ice
@dorkception20128 ай бұрын
Religion turns out to be true, we just too dull to understand it, hence those are a gods words.
@StephenLMW9 ай бұрын
Top quality as always
@cyberjack10 ай бұрын
funny ,, and quite true lol
@markchurch52739 ай бұрын
Just brilliant mate.
@MrBaykalcelik9 ай бұрын
Nobody can easly say these words. But all of them are just truth.
@TimothyNyota8 ай бұрын
May God open your eyes
@crunchytheclown969410 ай бұрын
My mother said but he is such a clean looking man, lol
@steveba509 ай бұрын
Jimmy do you have a Patreon or Youutbe membership? Love your comedy but I would like to reimburse you for entertaining us on this channel. You bring a lot of happiness and laughter into our lives. Thanks for sharing your content. Greetings from Australia.
@Allaloneatron9 ай бұрын
I wouldn't worry about his bank ballance.
@SMHman6669 ай бұрын
steveba50. Send it all to me and I promise I will pass it on. 😉. From Qld.
@serenityinside19 ай бұрын
Trust me , he doesn’t need your money . Famously didn’t pay tax for a while also so stop your simping
@Quvan9 ай бұрын
Christian: we are all gods children. Historian: we are all Ghengis children.
@outermarker580110 ай бұрын
Fun fantasy fact - god is more offended by christian hypocrisy than atheist derision
@IAmTheOnlyMrDaryl10 ай бұрын
Definitely will come see your next show
@JacknVictor8 ай бұрын
Amazing! And i love how jimmy has managed to get Spock from star trek to ro the outro on all his videos now. Tecnically i might qualify as being hesus, ive made water in to wine, walked n water and died, then risn - ive brewed my own wine, ive ice skated and i died during an operation and they managed to bring me back. I might be slightly more pious because old men don't worship me then suck off choir boys in my name.
@scatdog19 ай бұрын
The greatest part of this to me is the title … the jimmy getting roasted part.
@BADBAJR10 ай бұрын
Oof, incontinence problem + Jimmy Carr = frequent adult diaper changes.
@mjzt1559 ай бұрын
I would love to see full clips of these performances. I can’t seem to find them anywhere on the internet. Anybody? 😅
@sethprotus8 ай бұрын
See you in Columbus, OH in April!
@ripvanwinkle200210 ай бұрын
wait so WWJCD? isnt "What Would Jimmy Carr Do?" yikes i have a LOT of people to apologize to..
@justsaying1410 ай бұрын
8:22 JC, you look amaazing!
@Federalrepublicofsprout726310 ай бұрын
I mean, the bill is already paid, we can basically get away with anything
@mrsatire94758 ай бұрын
Jesus died for your sins ... so get out there and make it really count!
@bp1991able9 ай бұрын
I like to joke that I lived through 2020. Jesus owes me more.
@gazza5959 ай бұрын
"Jesus died for our sins" Given that he supposedly arose again he just had a bit of a crap weekend.
@rexpayne78368 ай бұрын
Hilarious, what a great comedian. Athiest and I'm proud of it. 🇦🇺 😊
@SophiaAphrodite8 ай бұрын
Christians Against Teen Pregnancy is CAT-P
@gruntgobshite9 ай бұрын
Awesome! This is what real free speech means. In places like the Indian subcontinent and the ME, people making such jokes will end up at best in prison or at worse without a head.
@seanbrown4539 ай бұрын
I was raised a Catholic and my father's side of the family was really religious and I had a great aunt who was a nun but I am not offended by these jokes as that's all they are. Some comedians are nasty and offensive including that alleged abuser Russel Brand
@jangz088 ай бұрын
This was so funny!!! 😅😮😊😊😊
@CalamariPlaysStarfield9 ай бұрын
6:25 Bro makes vaild points XD
@arihoffman966210 ай бұрын
I'm religious and loved this.
@selenagallagher58507 ай бұрын
Haha I love it very proud atheist here.
@bmoney18035 ай бұрын
4:16-4:24
@A_to_Zappa8 ай бұрын
Gary Glitter is the Pope's boss... LOL... Come to Pittsburgh Jimmy...
@1patrioticscots8 ай бұрын
Ohmyside...😂
@sambraham46778 ай бұрын
Jeshush lovsh you 🥴
@ozziejim84728 ай бұрын
Amen to that!
@doublecrossedswine1128 ай бұрын
Gay priests are Queens, they can move anywhere My life has peaked
@Misses-Hippy10 ай бұрын
Could this imaginary friend business just be hearing your unconscious voice?
@tomasgray64419 ай бұрын
😂😂❤
@oneanddone79928 ай бұрын
4:14
@r8m8s88 ай бұрын
Not religion just Christianity, the Islamic joke about he’s not an idiot is sad but true
@anthonytimpson49758 ай бұрын
can always find the zealots in his crowds who are upset by their religion being called out for being disgusting
@lukekerry319510 ай бұрын
People who say Dave Chappelle is the greatest comedian don't understand the english language properly
@joelboutier17368 ай бұрын
🤣
@michaelcooney76879 ай бұрын
Best and sharpest edge since Bessemer converted god into Dog…💝😎
@kaushalgagan67239 ай бұрын
😂😂
@juliansmith42959 ай бұрын
What happened to about 1/8 of your head at the end?
@JackF999 ай бұрын
Who says comedians can't get away with anything today?
@maverick72917 ай бұрын
It's very brave to make fun of Christianity. As we all know it's very dangerous to joke about Christianity. Good thing England is becoming mostly Muslim.
@jeffsiegwart10 ай бұрын
Funny stuff!
@badongtagalog57379 ай бұрын
I laugh out loud not on his joke but for his pointed long jaw😂
@samf71929 ай бұрын
Attacking ones looks is a sign of a weak individual. At least you didn't attack his truths.
@badongtagalog57379 ай бұрын
@@samf7192 attacking someones belief is a signn of weak individual either. Just giving him the dose of his own medicine
@gdmango7839 ай бұрын
Imagine making fun of someone's looks dude, what an L
@badongtagalog57379 ай бұрын
@@gdmango783 again attacking someone belief is a big L
@meraldlag43368 ай бұрын
@@badongtagalog5737who says he’s attacking? It’s comedy. It doesn’t have to be the most factually accurate speech if it’s funny (which it is)
@zihnimdenzihnine82858 ай бұрын
😂😂👏👏
@revwillyg64509 ай бұрын
What's up with Jimmy's face at the very end? Is he sick or does he need to eat more?
@nicolerobinson815510 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr roasted religion? Nah, just Christianity...
@oo0Spyder0oo10 ай бұрын
He can’t touch some of the others because that would put him on a hit list, I don’t blame him.
@buzzy-ears10 ай бұрын
He addresses that. "Nah, I'm not an idiot" :)
@Vic82toire10 ай бұрын
@@oo0Spyder0oo A fatwa, really. Coward.
@zapkvr9 ай бұрын
To be fair, the catholics do make it rather easy
@sentientmango32598 ай бұрын
The botox is horrifying
@madbrad62828 ай бұрын
There are no gods.
@nickvegas245910 ай бұрын
Christians are quiet???
@petermeichan31608 ай бұрын
not really a fan of Jimmy, but im down with anyone making fun of religion
@IanHendrikx-ux9oq9 ай бұрын
And the chosen people
@mrsatire94758 ай бұрын
Yes, the Jews are God's chosen people. We know this to be a fact because it says so in the book they wrote.
@peterharris84719 ай бұрын
Didn't know Carr was an atheist. Glad to hear it.
@sprytnychomik8 ай бұрын
We are all God's children. This includes Mary. Which has some... funny implications.
@Dr.Ian-Plect8 ай бұрын
Substantiate your claim...demonstrate it's not mythology...
@Lordidude8 ай бұрын
@@Dr.Ian-Plect he's an atheist. Relax bro
@meraldlag43368 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@annehat48339 ай бұрын
Which jimmy carr is this ???
@mehranmhz10 ай бұрын
clearly Islam in the faith of peace. we Iranians are witness to that...
@logiqueraison563110 ай бұрын
sorry are you trying to say anything ?
@mehranmhz10 ай бұрын
@@logiqueraison5631 Depends You're muslim or you're just curious
@Mr_Grimbley10 ай бұрын
@@mehranmhz Does a person's religion affect your response?
@larryscarr389710 ай бұрын
Piece of ya here pieces there.
@mehranmhz10 ай бұрын
@@larryscarr3897 see, you got it buddy
@jasonmullinder8 ай бұрын
so many comedians on youtube complaining they can't make jokes that might offend people and have been cancelled for it. how does Jimmy get away with it then?
@Zorros2ndCousinTwiceRemoved9 ай бұрын
Well, good on him for calling himself out why he's going for the easy target Christianity while avoiding Islam. Funny how we've grown so accustomed to the understanding why you're better off not joking about it that the mention just gets a chuckle out of us.
@svennetherlands8 ай бұрын
He does not avoid Islam. He ridicules Islam in a very clever way.
@patrickwilliamson299 ай бұрын
It's a shame that he doesn't make more muslim jokes but let's face it, he didn't need to because that whole religion is the biggest joke
@mrsatire94758 ай бұрын
How cute, you think it's different.
@Maliphresh10 ай бұрын
change the title to roast Jesus/Christianity geez dude
@Maliphresh10 ай бұрын
im watching this whole thing hoping he'd talk about ANY OTHER RELIGION
@kaantax866610 ай бұрын
he wouldn't, because that's the predominant religion where he lives + in his culture. you won't see a comedian in the middle-east, joking about christianity.
@Maliphresh10 ай бұрын
Ok I'm a LITTLE less offended 🤣👍🏽thx
@thedivinemrm583210 ай бұрын
@@Maliphresh Why would you be offended at all? If the truth offends you, maybe you need to reassess your beliefs.
@MikeOxlong-ze5vy10 ай бұрын
@@kaantax8666 or a comedian in the middle east for that matter
@101Mant10 ай бұрын
@@kaantax8666he literally has a joke about islamic fundamentalist sex dolls.
@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw9 ай бұрын
I'll love seeing YOUR standup in Heaven
@Lordidude8 ай бұрын
Where is that heaven you are talking about?
@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw8 ай бұрын
@@Lordidude Ever been in Love? As Austin Powers would say, " YEAH BABY! That's heaven".
@Lordidude8 ай бұрын
@@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw So heaven only exists in your mind. I get it now. Thanks.
@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw8 ай бұрын
@@Lordidude It exists in your mind too. In all loving creatures. Sorry, I'm sounding like a Yogi master. But since God has the biggest mind, we can exist within His domain. As the Beatles would SAY, All YOU need is Love!☮️
@octavioalvarez20088 ай бұрын
Jeff Dunham’s puppet is funnier on the roast show
@mrsatire94758 ай бұрын
Clint Eastwood's empty chair is funnier than Jeff Dunham's puppets
@nsp749 ай бұрын
God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows he shall reap.-Galatians 6:7
@sacredpalms339 ай бұрын
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST.
@just_some_guy_on_the_internet9 ай бұрын
The beliefs of humans, however, are not God, and are therefore fair game. The arrogance of (some) believers is that they elevate their own ideas about God to godhood. Talk about ego! Besides, as far as mockery goes, Carr is pretty gentle. Anyone clutching their pearls over this material must have a pretty thin skin.
@waynejune-bp8dh8 ай бұрын
God please don't give me my daily bread, I'm doing low carb.
@mrsatire94758 ай бұрын
That God was spiteful for eternity, nothing like the God Jesus
@ChrisWar6665 ай бұрын
@@waynejune-bp8dhCome now, child. After all the Flying Spaghetti Monster sacrificed! Have some pasta!
@sampharma55063 ай бұрын
I dare you to make jokes about Judaism
@spideymcgee47189 ай бұрын
Half way through and wondering if he only attacks Christianity and Catholicism.
@paulmillbank36179 ай бұрын
Probably because his audience will understand the jokes being told. All religions and all religious people do and say things that make mockery easier but Christianity believes some pretty crazy things and they make a lot of excuses for some pretty immoral things. So, making jokes out of those things is effortless.
@damienschwass93549 ай бұрын
They’re the best material for religious jokes, so maybe.
@svennetherlands8 ай бұрын
He also ridicules Islam. In a smart way. Not everyone realizes that. Precisely by stating that he is not joking about it, he makes the entire problem of Islam clear. In addition, his jokes about god are about every god, including Allah.
@Hawka238 ай бұрын
Still yet to see Jimmy engage serious Theological arguments. He kind of enjoys beating up straw men. It's easy to make fun of a characature you have created. Harder to argue against the real thing.
@dorkception20128 ай бұрын
LOL "Harder to argue against the real thing." The Irony, since when Jesus has been proven to be existed?
@Hawka238 ай бұрын
@dorkception2012 the argument that Jesus did not exist does not appear until very recently in literature. And it is a position not held by any serious scholar. We have good evidence. Evidence from the 4 gospel writers. Evidence from Roman historians Josephus and Tacitus. And the fact that we have proof of the Christian movement exploding from the Middle East speaking about a figure that was known to many people also points to his existence. Massive movements surrounding a particular person do not explode into action without that person ever existing.... As I said. No serious examination of the evidence. No engagement with ACTUAL arguments. Just straw men. I don't think I believe in the God that Jimmy Carr rejects. Because Jimmy Carr isn't attacking the God that serious theists believe in. He is attacking a characature.
@Dr.Ian-Plect8 ай бұрын
@@Hawka23 The existence or not of Jesus is irrelevant. He was a man. It's your god claim that requires substantiation.
@ChrisWar6665 ай бұрын
A comedian engaging in "serious" theological arguments? There's no fucking gods. I prefer other fantasy stories, so.... Have fun talking to yourself! Sorry. Praying.
@KsinDax3 ай бұрын
@@dorkception2012 Jesus was exist, that's historical confirmed, but "miracles" etc. is mythological israelic BS... No archeological proofs of thos "miracles".
@rizzomay9 ай бұрын
Sad
@sumanadhikary86797 ай бұрын
Let them have some sanity, I have answers for all pathetic questions. First off all, God the Father granted will-force for human hoping their judgement. But human sin instead of surrendering will-force. God took accountability of imparting will-force through DNA. So he showed, even if God himself namely Jesus must pay his work . So he limited himself with all sorts of earthly factors and that is why he took help from the Father. When Jesus sacrifice his will of living , his success in suffering offer the way of believing. Here Weakness of DNA. for being detached from God is the Sin and forgiveness is the believing of the process of surrender.
@yxhxnnx888510 ай бұрын
Way outta pocket
@mj849510 ай бұрын
And off the hook 😂
@paulfontaine2889 ай бұрын
we need to pray for you.
@Tacticalsmog9 ай бұрын
Bro its a joke
@KsinDax3 ай бұрын
Why?
@axan3339 ай бұрын
There so many religion why you just make fun of Christian? Try others too if you dare 🤣
@tims52689 ай бұрын
The redeeming feature of Christians is at least they can take a joke.
@SMHman6669 ай бұрын
@axan. He's taken the piss out of various religions. I'm mentioning this so that you are not so ignorant.
@mikester19639 ай бұрын
Please post where he makes fun of other religions. BTW born again Christian here I'm not the least bit offended ...
@tims52689 ай бұрын
@@mikester1963 here is a jimmy Carr joke for you: ‘I’ve got a Muslim friend and he’s got his faith backwards, which is convenient because that’s how you read the Quran. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that because… I’m not a fucking idiot. On the other hand what are Christians going to do? Forgive me?’
@just_some_guy_on_the_internet9 ай бұрын
It’s hardly a surprise that a Western comedian would talk about the most predominant religion in the West. Later in the video he says he’s a lapsed Catholic so it’s also unsurprising he mainly refers to Catholicism.
@gaikulungdangmei2239 ай бұрын
Not dat funny!
@markwoodcock52047 ай бұрын
Total coward...bigoted slander
@adamatch96242 ай бұрын
Well good thing you ain’t the comedian cause that wasn’t even funny
@Berkahaisha24 күн бұрын
Wow, what a christian is that. That's so christian is it?? 🤡
@IanHendrikx-ux9oq9 ай бұрын
Talk about mosslman jimmy inclusion
@svennetherlands8 ай бұрын
He did. You didn't listen?
@gabrielleangelica19779 ай бұрын
We're all going to know for sure in the end...💀 Billions of people disagree with you.
@MichaelNorris-lp3ki9 ай бұрын
Let's hear him make jokes about Mohammed and Islam NOT
@SMHman6669 ай бұрын
He has. Maybe you should get out more.
@mikester19639 ай бұрын
Post it please
@damienschwass93549 ай бұрын
Nowhere near as funny as Christianity tho
@KsinDax3 ай бұрын
He has, listen carefully with understanding.
@Vic82toire10 ай бұрын
Of course. Predictable. Obligatory laugh. Everything is fair game, sure, but it should be funny. Try harder.