Ricky Gervais On What Counts As An Act Of God | Universal Comedy

Can I speak to God please?
On his never-ending mission to make everyone an atheist, Ricky Gervais wants to discuss what makes something an act of God, when he's meant to have created everything.
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[@carolking6355]

How I would love to watch a whole show. Ricky will never get to New Zealand these days and I will be 80 this year and so ill. He has helped me through the death of my husband of 58 years. A lot of what he does is a bit much but I adore him anyway. He works so hard bless him . While I just lie in bed and enjoy. . Thank you.❤️

[@tbucknor]

Stay strong Carol!

[@gabih4594]

You rock! Keep strong

[@Funkstar124]

Sorry to hear you're not well and have lost your Husband, Carol. But through the most difficult times, laughter really is the best tonic. It's great to know that comedians like Ricky can tuckle your funny bones and brung a smile. if you've never seen it, can I recommend watching his "After Life" T.V. series...wonderful!

[@matiamaro5361]

What a great comment thank you

[@jjdecani]

Ricky is a "bit much" the way that last whisky we don't really need is. It still makes the evening better. Lovely comment; all power to you, Carol.

[@Ore0219]

You simply cannot have a Mt. Rushmore of Comedy without Ricky Gervais. He's such a once in a lifetime talent, and to think he started so late in life compared to other comics. Carlin, Pryor, Chappelle, and Gervais are all up there... Seemingly un-usurpable.

[@rockerseven]

Chappelle is good, but not Mt. Rushmore of comedy good. Especially when Rob Williams should be on there with Carlin and Pryor.

[@pdd3]

Chappelle is one league below.

[@jeff_forsythe]

Don't forget Trump

[@danielled8665]

“I’m on painkillers, I’m not allowed to drink.” *later* Drinks can of beer from behind the Brain jar, “So anyway,”

[@shia_labeouf]

It's ok, it's just Foster's.

[@edjavas]

That's not beer.

[@Astria1979]

It’s Red Bull

[@mikeo4338]

@@edjavas Fosters . . . . . . . That's Australian for BEER !!

[@brianyoung3]

Ya, Fosters! Used to be trendy like 30 years ago. How old is Gervais?

[@michaelbraum77]

"No, that wasn't me. I was in Africa giving AIDS to babies." 😂😂😂😂 Ricky us a f--king beast!! He can make fun of everything without being offensive to those groups.

[@JamesHoffa1]

Guarantee Christians would find that offensive. Not like I care what offends them but it's not true that it's not offensive to them.

[@pidayrocks2235]

@@JamesHoffa1 Yeah I mean it’s a low bar…. DISBELIEF offends them (they get it from their god character, whose version of morals is to light you on fire for eternity for the “crime” of not seeing evidence he exists, the most despicable act someone could possibly commit).

[@catkeys6911]

@@JamesHoffa1 And it is true that it's not true that it's not offensive to them. (Sorry- I smoked weed and I'm getting silly)

[@stephensylvester1398]

I was listening to this at work and that bit about African babies made me laugh out loud. I got the side eye from my coworkers. 😂

[@ArtHazard]

Isn't the whole point of this type of humour is that it's offensive but funny?

[@He_who_rides_many_winds]

What makes this funnier is that there is a Christian Advertisement on The Video.

[@He_who_rides_many_winds]

@Francis Rodrigo Ceblano The UK, and you. Mate?

[@yj9032]

@@He_who_rides_many_winds I live in soddy arabia

[@BlazeHart96]

Mine was an ad about islam

[@He_who_rides_many_winds]

@@jn8922 Aye lad.

[@cgee7590]

I got an ad about the lottery, lol

[@evanbelton1297]

I'd screw with the insurance companies, blame it on acts of the devil. They don't mention him in their policy.

[@muhammadtaha1313]

yeah give him some credit smh.

[@jfilm7466]

Good point! 👍

[@ΝατάσαΣτ-ρ3γ]

Good point!

[@PunkZombie1300]

"Sorry but, according to the Book of Job, Satan can only act when given permission by God, therefore it still counts."

[@freedapeeple4049]

I'd ask for the list of approved "acts of god"

[@davidstorrs]

This routine: When the Iceland volcano erupted, we couldn't travel to Europe and that was a major problem. 2020/2021: Hold my beer.

[@lionofjudahlambofgod9132]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGTcfmOXf6eqnKs

[@eonsinfinity534]

@@lionofjudahlambofgod9132 stop

[@Cashman9111]

oh yeah, 2020/2021 was bad wasn't it ?

[@tomwanders6022]

2022 bringing out war in my neighbor countries. :

[@jjphank]

Jesus is the way the truth the life ,nobody comes to God except through him! Jesus is the only prophet that claimed to be God and the Bible is the only book that dares to predict the future, with 27% of it being prophecy, future history written in advance!

[@10beanz]

'...Not me. I was giving AIDS to babies'. Excellent line.

[@akairborne]

Well, someone has to do it, they're not going to give themselves AIDS.

[@nicomeier8098]

Some religious people actually believe that everything good comes from God and everything bad from Satan. So easy seeing the world in black and white, isn't it.

[@streetwarrior31]

That one enfuriates the believers from all world they cant handle that one ahahahahaha

[@johngee8019]

possibly the best atheist line ever..... love it.

[@doctorstainy]

He does everything

[@connorbentley1609]

He’s that good, even the sips of his beer is planned, best comedian alive

[@RyynerWicked]

Actually I'll agree with this, given his style of comedy an his material, his timing an delivery is absolutely phenomenal probably the best in the business for that category an definitely one of the best comedians put today

[@iamothien9420]

I hope you're being sarcastic. If not, go watch Frankie boyle then come back to this, you'll see just how shite it is.

[@gabor6259]

Someone needs to explore Conan O'Brien.

[@calmerthanyou6180]

I think Dave Chappelle,Bill Burr and Jerry Seinfeld would have something to say about that.

[@calmerthanyou6180]

@@TheRealFoop that's literally what all comedians do... Do you think these specials are the 1st time they've performed these jokes??? If so you know NOTHING about how comics work..

[@jonpersson3924]

I feel so lucky that Ricky is living at the same time as me so i can escape into laughter please save free speech for comedians.

[@mavis3916]

🙄

[@TheMisterGuy]

"please save free speech for comedians" It's not in danger! What are you talking about? Unless it's 1964 and you're Lenny Bruce, your jokes are as free as any speech. Nobody is being censored.

[@elgranbatera]

In Spain we´ve got Gila, and in the rest of the world you´ve got ricky... Please take care of him, we need that kind of people.

[@YTBenZ]

Burst out laughing at "whose the butt plugs?" Genius!

[@djamel3010]

I'm so glad i can speak english. Merci Mr Gervais.

[@jeff_forsythe]

Merci is not English, oui?

[@djamel3010]

@@jeff_forsythe it's not Indeed. 😄

[@captainobvious5692]

This man is a legend !

[@lisabrunton5781]

I LOVE RICKY GERVAIS! He’s genius! I’m crying with laughter 😂😂😂

[@jjelz2742]

Dude Ricky Gervais is an underated legend its undeniable

[@shia_labeouf]

I don't think winning two Emmys, three Golden Globes, multiple BAFTAs, many other comedy and writing awards, plus selling out stadium tours, and starring in , writing, and directing several major movies really qualifies as underrated.

[@jjelz2742]

@@shia_labeouf I'm just saying when people speak about legendary comics I don't think his name comes up enough

[@dewalt4594]

Underrated ???? I have been saying this for a few years now. There is always always some dumbass saying something totally stupid in each video. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! you win !!¡!! You're the one for this video LMAO

[@timwatts9371]

@@jjelz2742 I think people might be missing your point. The accolades he's received have mainly been for the series he's written, produced, and starred in like The Office and Extras. He's not necessarily appreciated for his standup, which I agree is fantastic. Have you heard his routine about Mother Nature telling various breeds of dogs what their jobs are going to be? It's brilliant.

[@roebbiej]

Underrated? He has more than 100 million. Pretty sure he's getting enough recognition

[@anthonyhewetson5086]

On a tangent. I live in an area where, during periods of drought, the locals actually have official praying for rain events. Eventually, even if it months later, it rains, they give credit to gawd, and claim that this response to their prayers is proof that gawd exists. I'm of the opinion that to claim it as proof there needs to some kind time limit. I mean, it going to rain sooner or later, innit?

[@MijmerMopper]

Do an event "not praying for rain, just checking the weather report". Keep a score board how often Prayer made it rain and how often the weather made it rain.

[@ramaraksha01]

Notice that they never blame God for anything bad that happens - floods, accidents, disease etc What these are are Master/Slave religions - "We must get down on our knees, swear loyalty & obedience to this Master & only this Master, he will be pleased and reward us(Heaven)" Simple, primitive ideas of God from simple, primitive people living under Kings/Dictators Think Putin, Saddam - men who demanded absolute loyalty & obedience in return for their favors And so "Master is perfect, one must not fault the Master, only praise him sky-high If we find fault with the master, he will be upset and will not reward us" Amazing that in the 21st century, in the free world, these are the top religions of the day

[@michaelbrickley2443]

@@ramaraksha01 it isn’t a matter of blame. How sad atheist understanding is.

[@michaelbrickley2443]

@Scott Scotty, haha….wrong…

[@michaelbrickley2443]

@Scott Scotty, Asking in prayer is at once the test of three things; simplicity, stupidity and the certainty of God. I pray you find the truth because you’re a lost cause, right now

[@bevhowell7665]

I’m so glad you are loud and bright

[@debbieday52]

Love the phone conversation with God.

[@owlnyc666]

"Due to an usually high number of request you wait time will be about 12,000 years!" 😉😆

[@reeceward9716]

Ahhh Ricky Gervais the only man who could violate me and give me uncontrollable laughter

[@janeprescott7381]

I love how he is able to drink while doing comedy. It does make one blunt and cruelly ascertive.

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

Could be an alcoholic free beer ....

[@jamespasifull3424]

Do you mean 'assertive', or 'ascerbic', cos I don't think 'ascertive' is actually a word?!?! 🤔 Btw, I'm just beginning on my journey to become a Pedant, but I think I'm going to enjoy it!! 😃

[@Jehty_]

@@jacobjorgenson9285 take your sentence and remove the last two words. Then you have the answer.

[@layeththesmacketh]

"Ooh f*** I left the oven on." - God 🤣🤣

[@TenerifeHorseRescue]

Wish we could call god and ask him to bring Ricky to our animal sanctuary! Ricky, we need you!!

[@Nilsy1975]

Or, and this is just a thought, why not call Ricky or his agent?

[@TenerifeHorseRescue]

@@Nilsy1975 we tried, didn`t work ;)

[@Nilsy1975]

@@TenerifeHorseRescue maybe try finding a celebrity that has an interest or concern for horses?

[@TenerifeHorseRescue]

@@Nilsy1975 thanks for the advice... he actually has a great interest in animal welfare. We have about 250 animals besides horses ;)

[@angelwingz892]

Princess Anne and her children are very horsey people. Perhaps approach them for suggestions. Ricky is a generous person with his time - there is only so much to go around.

[@michaelsaunders6923]

This man talks so much sense,but in a comedic way ,

[@k0lpA]

Just making sense is now comedy, welcome to the post-truth age. Also, the guys a legend

[@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen]

Sorry, but it is just comedy. He does not understand Christianity one bit. What he is talking about is nothing to do with Christianity.

[@jekyll011]

@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen Sorry to burst your bubble, but Gervaise is very well known atheist with background in philosophy, and he does understand chirstianity. He might represent his views here in a comedic way (what a surprise) but his critique is totally valid. The christian god according to the scripture is the creator of literally EVERYTHING, he had choices i'm assume, and he chose to create this particular universe, where he knows everything thats going to happen, and gives aids and cancer to babies, and condems good people to ETERNAL FUCKING torture, just because they born in to the wrong religion, while he accepts serial killers and rapists in his heaven just because they ask for forgivness before they die. The whole fucking thing is logical mess, and an obvious fiction. I'm glad that monster doesn't exist.

[@andyMSH700]

​@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen He uses Christianity to make lots of money...so far he is worth 140 million from insulting God and religion. Of course he thinks he is greater than God but he may well be disappointed on the last day. I suspect by the amount of videos he has made about religion that he does actually believe in God and this has progressed his passive aggressive nature due to feeling he cannot be loved by him and still do his job, his ego invested going down this road is too great. He spends his time misguiding the sheep and they are all too happy to be misguided.

[@onurakaltin693]

@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen that's funny everything he says is reality.

[@wmgthilgen]

The way in which he utilizes adult vocabular with child like logic is what makes him a great commdian.

[@AtamMardes]

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."

[@Kitiwake]

It's easier to believe in God them to believe in that

[@YMH420s]

That’s logic.

[@ramaraksha01]

They weren't con men - they simply had little knowledge of the world - they didn't know a lot of things - that is why we get tales of magic miracle. They envisioned an afterlife that was similar to theirs in real life - a King like God sits on his throne in the heavens, Heaven is his Kingdom, Jesus is a prince And just like the old Kings/Dictators - this King too demands obedience and loyalty(belief) in return for his favors - unless you swear loyalty(belief) to this King, there is no room in Heaven for you Simple, primitive ideas that made much sense to those living in those days What is amazing is to see today's highly educated people, living in the 21st century in free societies blindly nod as they are told they must beg & grovel down on their knees to this Putin/Saddam in the Heavens and he will reward them with the easy good life Such a life is what prostitutes/gigolos/leeches/freeloaders get down here shamelessly sponging off their rich Sugar Daddies Amazing how low religion is able to make people go

[@michaelbrickley2443]

Faith in Christ is not a philosophy of religion. It’s belief in an historical incident. Do you understand that the life you choose to believe in, the faith you ascribe is a life without ultimate meaning. Why doesn’t he do debates since you all think he’s so smart. Frankly, his excuses are rather lame. To each their own.

[@michaelbrickley2443]

@@ramaraksha01, You don’t know that there are miracles happening today?

[@nonosays]

The bit on Oscar Wilde is brilliant.

[@grrinc]

Just played it 5 times, it’s hilarious.

[@danielscott9960]

Best cancellation sign. Psychic fare, cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

[@ObamaoZedong]

You copied that from facebook

[@NoobMicesters]

@@ObamaoZedong So im assuming you've never heard a funny joke and told it to anyone else then?

[@Sceusell]

"I'm sorry, but where's the fortune teller? you said they'd be here from turkey" "yeah, sorry, their ship got caught in a storm, they'll be another few weeks"

[@brucebaker810]

@@ObamaoZedong Facebook copied it from MySpace. Who copied it from a cartoon. That got the idea from an old novel. That came from the author seeing an actual Psychic Fair(e) sign...and adding a twit of wist.

[@luminouswolf7117]

Nothing new under the sun

[@carolyncolinhogarth8732]

Start speaking for we are all here listening. Don't be shy darlin. DON'T BE SHY....SHOWER US WITH YOUR Love.....Carolyn from Canada

[@butchjohnson9736]

The punchline is so brilliant because you don't see it coming, and it casually destroys an entire religion.

[@enterthebruce91]

Hi Butch. Can I ask: If God doesn't exsist, why do some Atheists feel the need to mock a non-existent Being, as well as blame Him for the bad stuff that happens (like natural disasters)? If He doesn't exsist then He can't be to blame, right? Just curious as to why some Atheists do this. P.S a lot of Theologians, historians, and scientists with P.H.D's would disagree and say that God does exsist, due to extra Biblical testimony from numerous 1st Century non-Christian historians (Josephus, Tacitus, Thalleus, Pliny the Younger), archaeological discoveries, moral, theological, and philosophical arguments for the existence of God (such as the Ontological argument or the Cosmological argument). God is not the invention of ancient, ignorant man, an outdated religious concept, a localised deity, a 'sky daddy' or a 'flying spaghetti monster' (as Atheists erroneously believe Him to be, a myth, a fabrication, or a legend of antiquity): Rather, God is the Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent, Self-Existent Creator, sustainer and Judge of the entire universe, as the Bible describes Him to be. Just sayin'.

[@josephlinden1630]

He didn’t destroy an entire religion, he made a joke calm down.

[@capitalb5889]

@@enterthebruce91 the joke shows the absurdity of the God claim, especially the all-loving all-powerful God who is in control of everything but still has time to give AIDS to babies and cancer to children. Or perhaps he just chooses not to stop them getting it, because reasons.

[@enterthebruce91]

@@capitalb5889 We live in a fallen world, God has His reasons but one day will put a stop to all evil and suffering. God has given man the free will capacity to make good and bad choices. God is not to blame; so there's nothing absurd about acknowledging an Omnipotent Creator God's existence. God doesn't control every miniscule aspect of human behaviour like some kind of cosmic puppet master. The presence or existence of evil doesn't negate the exsistence of an Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent eternally Self-Existent God. I just find it strange how Atheists blame a non-exsistent God for all the evil in the world, it's a logical fallacy to blame someone Atheists claim doesn't exsist. Why not just blame random evolutionary mutations for all of the world's problems, considering that's the Atheist worldview as to how life came to be? Blame nature, evolution, and random chance-not God.

[@capitalb5889]

@@enterthebruce91 atheists do not blame god for the world's ills - we are fully aware that that the world is just random. If your kid gets cancer, it's just bad luck. Even cancer doesn't have a will. It just does what it does. The blaming god just holds up the reality is that life looks just like there being no god at all. But if there was a masterplan with an all powerful being who allows children to get cancer, he sounds a bit negligent. To clarify, atheists do not believe in God so do not blame a non-existent being for crimes which he could not possibly have committed. Of course, if he did exist, he sounds like a monster, but luckily he doesn't.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Customs Officer: Do you have anything to declare? Me: Insufficient data. Please be more specific.

[@secretimam2487]

If you really want to laugh scroll all the way down in the comments section to see angry Christians

[@matthewallen2273]

That's why I'm here,

[@aaronturner9976]

its amazing how the xfm shows and what karl pilkington said, like the point of filling in volcanoes with concrete have been used by ricky in stand up, just goes to show what a comedic genius karl pilkington is, without him being aware of it

[@Glathgrundel]

What an awesome stage set … mad scientist meets cranky office manager. Brilliant!

[@j0ckel617]

As the pope claims to be god’s voice on earth we should send such bills to the vatican.

[@organicleaf]

i guess in that sense god is also a pedophile

[@AuthorDominikSorensen]

This canceling thing hit me. I bought tickets to my first concert ever. Disturbed. And when I got to the city after a 4 hour drive, we found out it was canceled. Reason - Sore throat because dude has vocal issues. Idk, maybe it was a good reason but I'm still salty about it 🤣

[@lipranditoys]

The only thing that would make this bit funnier, would be to read the infuriated comments of religious simpletons down below.

[@AR-nz6jk]

I can't have Alcohol with these painkillers... proceeds to drink a Fosters 🤣

[@dorothysfriend]

He has inherited the genius comedy mantle from Billy Connolly. The new king is Ricky, arise Sir Ricky.

[@pappy9473]

Connelly is not a patch on Gervais

[@patrickwebber9654]

@@pappy9473 Connolly is the man

[@pappy9473]

@@patrickwebber9654 Connolly is no longer funny, if he ever was, because he is now unable to prance about and jump around, unable to shout and roar, .... Standup comedians like Dylan Moran and Ricky Gervais will continue to maintain their wit and wisdom well into their latter years. Connolly always lacked this talent and like so many went for the lowest common denominator, the lowest hanging fruit, and cheap jibes... Much like T Tiernan and D Bishop and others.

[@Ethan_and_Astra]

Connolly is ill

[@dorothysfriend]

@@Ethan_and_Astra we all know that, he has Parkinsons.

[@eugenehapp452]

The concreting Iceland and making it a car park joke and the elephant man one was both things Karl Pilkington originally said, man I miss him 🥺

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

I'm so glad you exist Ricky 🤣💘

[@brendaoneill1581]

Fricken love him!

[@niemandschuldet]

Most honest man in the world. I am not gay, but I love him!

[@ph8077]

Oooh chance'd be a fine thing!

[@Spiritdove64]

someone who is so rich yet dresses like a common person on the street. I love it

[@donnaokoniewski3761]

Ricky has a wicked sense of humor, but still I laugh. xo

[@lionofjudahlambofgod9132]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGTcfmOXf6eqnKs

[@anonymousjohnson976]

@@lionofjudahlambofgod9132 : Prove that demons, gods, angels, or devils exist.

[@jdrancho1864]

He went from a tree falling on Steve's car to "... I was in Africa giving AIDS to babies". That got real dark in a hurry.

[@afroliciouspresents3603]

Dark, maybe, but there is no arguing with the logic.

[@yauker]

whats dark about it? Christianity was forced into the world literally slaughtering people. What's dark is that in 2021 there's actual people who claim to be Christian

[@samsonhendrixiii3933]

5:05... of course They evil applauded the Truth

[@Drakuba]

5:03 that killed me. ppl around me look at me funny and boss probably realized im not working worth it

[@GungaLaGunga]

Genius. A master at work.

[@lenniebrown5961]

“I was in Africa then giving aids to babies” 😂😂😂 almost spat my drink out “Who’s the butt plugs?” “Yeah there mine” 😂😂😂

[@Dr.IanPlect]

But with correct grammar.

[@ameerkamaar8511]

He's one of my favourite stand up comedys. Him and dave chappelle

[@thepandoricaoffandomsbacku7349]

I’ve lost count of the times I’ve watched this😂😂😂

[@FionaKelleghan111]

Right there with you, my friend. 😄

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Ricky Gervais screaming in the background, “Well, what ISN’T an act of God? If you believe in God, that’s sort of the definition of him; that he does EVERYTHING.”

[@BS-hj6nr]

I bet the can of beer is filled with Earl Grey tea

[@scox7748]

Funny watching this during the covid pandemic and wishing the Iceland volcano was the extent of our troubles.

[@bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube]

Love it !!! great comedy

[@thejonathandoan]

This video should be required viewing for anyone who still believes in God. 04:45 in particular.

[@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen]

You must be kidding. Ricky knows absolutely nothing about Christianity. That is what makes his jokes so funny....the shear ignorance of the guy! hahaha

[@josephlian-h8f]

God does not work whenever you want to.

[@bisket81]

The last joke reminds me of Costanza scene “the jerkstore called, they’re running out of you”

[@elizabethmcloughlin1984]

Love this man.

[@pocketfella5176]

A proper entertainer and comic

[@SirBlot]

4:27 my 121st zooper dooper. The spider joke was helpful mate, ;op

[@Lnch4ALion]

Big fan of Gervais , but I think he is funnier without a script

[@SenthilKumar-pb3nu]

None roasts GOD like Ricky 👌👏

[@SenthilKumar-pb3nu]

@@Steves_fish so u wud wish grave illness for ur kids so that they give attention to u ?. If not, how do u expect ur 'GOD' to do that ?. U seem to be praying to an EVIL god 🙂

[@SunnyThief]

​@@Steves_fishnope God only wants the attention of innocent children dying in war😊

[@johntrovy5528]

On the light note.... Somone once said....Hey God! I dont believe in you....a reply came back.....Neither do I......😂😂😂

[@sofiastelar3426]

I absofuckinlutely ADORE Ricky Gervais 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@Kerry383xx]

This man is the male version of me. Everything he says is everything I think. What a fucking legend. Would loveeeee to meet him one day! :D

[@italiannn16]

So you're a legend? 😂😂😂😂😂 Atheists are such humble people.

[@Kerry383xx]

@@italiannn16 haha ok 😄 so agreeing with someone's opinion is bad thing? How is that really offending you? Ricky is the best, oh I'm sorry, is that such a 'humble' comment? Who even uses that word. 🙄

[@italiannn16]

@@Kerry383xx Oh celebrity worshipper. I'm not offended. I'm clearly laughing at you and your self proclaimed legendary status.😂😂😂😂😂 Would loveeee to meet you one day! Maybe I'll see you in church. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@organicleaf]

@@Kerry383xx i mean, i do agree with you, but *a lot* of people use humble, almost everyone

[@deedleleenonki2464]

wish you came into my life earlier. we need acts of this divine being more than 24 hours a day. thanks Rick and Jane for your love.

[@jjphank]

Ricky Gervais is gonna burn in hell! in the meantime, he can trace his family tree all the way back to the apes! Who’s funnier now?? You can like laugh with him now you can laugh at him!

[@godofllies]

“Put tarmac on the whole country” -Icelandic football chant increases

[@daviddickinson908]

< Tears Have Fallen from Past To Long Time. >

[@Ujuani68]

2:31: I LOVED the ash cloud; It had no brains or will. And yet, it managed to keep ALL of European planes grounded for WEEKS!! 🙆‍♂️👍😎

[@tsundoku5733]

Since there were exactly 665 comments here, I decided to fix that by adding just one more. This one is not an act of God but of his old friend downstairs.

[@MrGwandrin]

"Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!”

[@mackemsruleFTM]

then if he doesn't stop it, It means either 1, he doesn't care or 2, Him downstairs is more powerful than God and couldn't be stopped

[@rockerseven]

Gervais is basically the British George Carlin!

[@Lucy-f2o]

George Carlin was a GENIUS

[@arniethompson8422]

anyone else notice how he said he can’t drink alcohol with painkillers and then go to drink fosters

[@clockworkdave9850]

I drank kronenbourg when I was a drinker, always felt a bit suspect seeing blokes drinking fosters..with a lime dash, lol

[@wangdangdoodie]

@@clockworkdave9850 Isn't Lager a woman's drink?

[@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter]

But he also said that he didn't want to take the painkillers if he wasn't allowed to drink.

[@yvonneburns2786]

I think the joke is that Fosters isn't at all alcohol by any stretch of the imagination!

[@iamisaid2295]

@@yvonneburns2786 ^bingo. also, where do you even buy Fosters? i'm in Australia, i've never seen it.

[@Popunkwillneverdie]

I hurt my back carrying conversations ricky you will survive

[@jayceh]

Well I'm just glad Steve Baxter is going to get a cheque for that car-tree incident

[@kimberlyguiseppe-cooley8708]

Boy he'd be fun to be with❤️

[@wintercomesearly]

Did he really say "Whose are the butt plugs?"

[@donotwantahandle1111]

I think he's talking about ciggarette butts?

[@c2e.7877]

Yes, check out Oscar Wilde mate, you won't regret it.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

@UCX2b3oKKqORadw1dQiSrEtQ you are way too innocent Or you're an idiot

[@organicleaf]

@@donotwantahandle1111 i dont think people ever called cig butts "butt plugs", it always only had one use

[@eomoran]

“Nothing but my genius” has to be the gimpiest thing ever Said

[@elizabethchaitin9379]

Ricky Gervais is so funny!!

[@michaelodonoghue7464]

Albert Einstein and his Chauffeur had been together for so long they even looked like each other. Albert got tired of answering the same questions over and over again. His Chauffeur suggested that they change places because he had memorised all the answers and Mr. Einstein could enjoy a Rest. So they switched and Albert rested, whilst simply driving the Car. Then one day someone asked an unusual question to which ‘Albert Einstein’ not knowing the answer said “that question is so easy, I believe I’ll let My Chauffeur answer it”.

[@Doublebackflip11]

😂😂😂😂

[@talk2birds128]

I think Ricky’s humour ironically IS an act of God because he is so fkin funny, he’s heaven to listen to! I love Ricky! 🖤✨

[@garybaltiejus7248]

Ricky is hillarious he always puts a funny spin on atheism which makes me feel good that I'm. also atheist

[@navajas9668]

I consider myself a Christian, and I am okay with his humor, because that's all it is at the end of the day, if we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at ? 😂😂

[@PD-ws4td]

Question is, why wouldn't you feel good about being an atheist?

[@jacktom3799]

@@eggsy9875 and at times you get the mr ego athiest who just hates on religious people

[@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen]

Confirmation bias huh?

[@garybaltiejus7248]

@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen how can it be bias when our views just happen to be the same?

[@maxwell2.2]

Make it a car park for real europe... says the englishman😂😂

[@ObamaoZedong]

Burn!

[@maxwell2.2]

@Buxton 😂😂

[@gavsmyth1506]

* Said

[@The-Advent-Sabre]

LOL.. To be fair though, we are still part of Europe.

[@maxwell2.2]

@@The-Advent-Sabre well so is iceland😂

[@Tyrronosaurasrexia]

An Act Of God from immolation is a fire album 🔥🔥🔥

[@thegodblogger3812]

I once left a message for God to call me back. By the time he did I had figured it out on my own.

[@robertpullia9638]

A written message or oral? Fool!

[@samplexample]

“Malingerer”

[@mortenrobinson5421]

I need my insurance company to insure me from God and cover any damages caused when this bully vandalizes my property 😡😤

[@lovelywaz]

When the lord said, "Let there be light.", Chuck Norris asked, "Say Please?" 😑😑

[@itsJade360]

‘Swings n roundabouts’ 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😂 #myguy

[@elcordinho2202]

Best of his era

[@nikolaradovanovic4883]

Ricky is fckin genius

[@betamusic5487]

The term 'Act of God' is just a metaphor for a natural event that no one can be blamed for. It doesn't literally mean they blame God (who doesn't exist by the way).

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Insurance companies should still be on the hook. They make enough profits.

[@betamusic5487]

@@DuchessofEarlGrey they 'make enough profits' by doing everything they can to avoid paying out. Insurance is the biggest scam going. Well, that and pensions.

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

@@betamusic5487 Exactly. Which is why they should be on the hook for "acts of God." My town flooded this past November and people with "flood" insurance aren't getting covered because it's "overland flooding." It's a deliberate misnomer, covering only burst pipes or sewer. People who live in a flood plain generally can't get overland flood coverage unless they sell their soul for it, but *I* can get it even though I'm almost a click away from the nearest river, and on a hill. If overland flooding gets to my house, THEN I'd call it an act of God because bloody Jesus it would be the end of times.

[@betamusic5487]

@@DuchessofEarlGrey Well, they make the rules and the customer agrees when they sign up. The acts of god are all in the small print, no doubt, so saying they should be 'on the hook', well no, because it's what you signed up for.

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

@@betamusic5487 But they don't make the options clear. Like the flood example. "Yes, you have flood coverage. But actually no." Yeah, it's up to the customer to ask, but it still feels slimy to me. I've been meaning to ask them what kind of fire coverage I have. An electrical fire in a house that burned down the whole neighbourhood? Probably covered. A wildfire started by lightning or cigarette or downed power pole? No clue. My coverage package is rather vague. They did mention terrorist attacks multiple times, though. Glad that's cleared up -.-

[@inu7479]

brilliant.

[@joannglass939]

I LOVE YOU, RICKY!

[@joannglass939]

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[@joannglass939]

Never mind…I found it! I DO LOVE RICKY !!! ❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️❤️!

[@phaexus]

Man, that beer looks good 😁😎🙏

[@ire1398]

In my contracts I always put “acts of nature”.

[@determinedhelicopter2948]

I think in general insurance should cover that sort of thing.

[@giantsandwich8406]

Religion... best jokes cos they’re true

[@tominator1130]

But like it’s not true

[@MrDarkanLTU]

@Harry Harry Lol. that made no sense.

[@dazmorland]

@@MrDarkanLTU I know it made no sense! He implied that Atheists are suffering? Who said that, and from what? In my opinion Atheists are emotionally free, and I couldn't be more happier being one! I don't think religion is to be ridiculed, just the people who follow. Imagine being that scared of dying, that you forget about living!

[@user-fb2jb3gz1d]

Interesting, tell me one......

[@sandyn3384]

Like, really read the bible. The comedy writes itself.

[@lyl14ghost]

"I'm on painkiller now" "Can't drink aclchol" Sips beer.

[@clivesmith2886]

You are the best ever, stay safe retired lifeboatmen 👍

[@atypicalhooman]

That was act of ME .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣