"MORE TWILIGHT" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Bella... Jacob... Edward... and soul food.
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[@amandabailly6503]

WAIT I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY!

[@livelyapples7683]

LMAO😂😂

[@zephera4205]

EXACTLY!

[@YTFlove4ever]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Andromedarose]

I WAS LATHING MY ASS OFF WHEN HE SAID THAT! Also. I tripped over a gummy bear!! MUCH BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL MOVIE LMAO LOL

[@brookekimball]

Amanda Bailly lol I laughed so hard at that part😂

[@oliviapruitt4906]

"I ran over a gummy bear" "You want pizza?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisahuff8481]

Olivia Pruitt We can play checkers for money

[@mk1380]

Olivia Pruitt me with my friends

[@anookishexception7234]

Olivia Pruitt I heard "I feel like a gummy bear" Jacob: Want pizza Bella: Now?

[@aftonkivido7472]

I was laughing so lekka for that line😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aichohvee]

@@aftonkivido7472 What's ''so lekka''?

[@abdullahali6781]

"hooo sweet" "uhhhh like uhhh I need my Christmas present" "uhhh I didn't buy it yet" "but you said you would-" "I know but I'm like so wasted" "no no no no" "I got you a nice present, you can frisk me and you can have it" I can see this being a real conversation between a couple 😂😂😂

[@rowe8617]

right😂😂😂

[@plumdutchess]

He actually looks wasted. More realistic than the actual story 😄.

[@lillyaustin4964]

uh

[@natashashaw5327]

Abdullah Ali, What the fuck?!?!

[@abdullahali6781]

Natasha Shaw im confused lol what the fuck what?

[@leahhart237]

NO WAIT I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY

[@anyag5913]

+Natalie Johnson you want some pizza?

[@SingMeADisaster]

+Natalie Johnson we could play checkers for money 😂

[@chrissy93x]

lol

[@user-hj5oq6vt1v]

Leah Hart That's so... loserly

[@mohima1367]

He needs it for his extra long hair

[@elsenworker4924]

"FISH BREASTS?!" -Bella

[@Mysterikat1]

omg that was so funny

[@frozenbeans7922]

"Little pig, little pig China min"

[@the-dullahan]

No wonder she got so mad he slapped a fish.

[@bullymaguire8038]

only 3 replies wow

[@elliedodson8153]

I was scrolling through and saw this right when she said it XD

[@lolatheprofessional3883]

Could they just dub the entire movie???? This is the best thing ive seen in nine days

[@morbidsearch]

What did you see nine days earlier?

[@Ambear_]

this is not just the best thing in 5 days its the best thing in 5 years!

[@Ambear_]

+PendulumFTW i wounder too😊

[@mistalp1447]

+nina nachocheez Actually, I am now in the process of lip reading an entire movie (Megaforce) and I intend to send it to Bad Lip Reading in hopes of their posting it or parts of it onto their channel

[@animegirl7008]

Can't they just dub the whole series

[@sirih4085]

"iii iii'm not good looking" "i was just kidding , yeah i am "

[@Cross_Guard]

The sound Bella makes when she crashes XD is sooooo funny Thank you for so many likes 😊

[@jackfrost2482]

TheChelseafc444 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rainbird26]

TheChelseafc444 You want pizza ?

[@sienna1290]

I ran over a gummy bear

[@ang_cecxi1996]

+Sienna o_o Lmao

[@lovemyfrenns]

had to rewind it when i saw your comment and died laughing 🤣

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

--Today my rabbit went to the hospital. You know, little Dougie --Well, he's dead then...You know, not to be weird but it's expensive. They're not going to fix your boring rabbit. Sorry. But it's ok, he'll make great meat. Maybe this weekend I'll make stew. 😂😂😂 They should've kept that one going. It seemed like the actual script lol

[@teamtheguywhoalmosthitbela6683]

hey wait i need your hairspray. i ran over a gummybear. do u want pizza?

[@reganpaige982]

+Radia(m) Discoverer 😂😂😂😂

[@nafalprettylike27]

Lol yesss I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@charlieturner5422]

T Marginau 😂

[@mohima1367]

Yeah it makes sense. He's a vampire xD

[@TheBotinator300]

You guys should make Harry Potter Bad Lip Reading.

[@alyssajohnson9079]

Yassssss!!

[@aliceb4367]

THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER OMG

[@yessjess7208]

TheBotinator300 PLEASEEE OMGGG

[@panicmosem5969]

They have some now!!

[@aliceb4367]

PanicMose M WHAT WHERE

[@emmelineturner9259]

"I do like a nice egg and you picked me a cookie" that cracked me up

[@R3b3k3h]

*nithe 😂

[@jaylenbolling1329]

The look on edwards face when he said "he's dead then" had me wheezing

[@cornishphilosopher]

Bella "Hey, Stickers are embarrassing" Bella's dad "Baby we don't need your fancy words!"

[@dribaby98]

I was looking for this comment and I'm glad I found it. I always come back to these videos and die laughing!

[@MzShaybutta]

This the one😂😂

[@bigdaddycool6930]

“But there’s dwarves! Absolutely… cute dwarves-“ and then Harry cuts in “The kind that won’t stick around?” LMAO

[@leojah9715]

the little 'oh no' as she falls over the motorbike should be played on a 10 hours loop at my funeral please thanks

[@anthonyruiz8174]

+Leojah I REWINDED IT SO MANY TIMES! PERFECTION

[@BoringEggo]

0:48

[@sran438]

Chloe Claridge *” A oh no”*

[@afunnychannel6914]

LMFAO

[@azrabayar8695]

"I ran over a gummy bear"

[@hanadavies5712]

I woke my family up laughing too hard when Bella yelled "FISH BREASTS!!"

[@thefrogsscalp777]

“Little pig little pig” hahahaha

[@outcognito_2398]

@@thefrogsscalp777 “China men”😂😂

[@The_little_witch]

For real and then you can see Caius in the background just like "bro ya good?"

[@NerdSista1]

YUP! best part 🤣🤣🤣

[@annalisenuckolls8206]

NO WAIT, I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY. AND THEN SHE FELL OFF THE BIKE. I TOTALLY LOST IT

[@annalisenuckolls8206]

😂😂

[@cornishphilosopher]

I ran over a gummy bear

[@RetroHideout]

"Stickers are embarrassing!" "Baby, we don't need your fancy words."

[@summerg.3852]

lmao

[@klspeidel17]

If they did a bad lip reading of the whole movie, and it was released in theaters, I would so buy tickets. xD

[@patrickh92able]

it did.. oh that's right it hasn't released yet, still waiting on the first movie.

[@kandicemurphy4478]

XDD I feel like this would have been the actual movie if everyone was on drugs

[@payton9403]

HOLD ON WE ARE ABOUT TO RE-FILM I WILL GO TO CALI AND GET THE DRUGS

[@raymondshaw]

No, this would have been the film if they let Robert Pattinson write the script.

[@returnoftheromans6726]

@@raymondshaw So true!!! 😂

[@jenniferross3314]

Lmfao 😂

[@AiLoveGaara]

0:58 “It’s neat how you don’t have really biiiig...boobies... It’s cool.” His arm gestures and drop of his gaze was perfect! Haven’t seen the movie but after this, do I even have to?

[@alwaysinitbabeee]

"I need a ear wig" "A what?" "A ear wig, it's like a rotten potato that two people flip" "Seriously we could use it!" "Well no you can't.." "Yeah we got ya'll toothbrushes" "So it's like viva la toofy" "So anyways will you shave my back?" "I wonder who shaves yours" "Uhhh I do?" "Even like the front patch?" "Uhhh yeah a bit.." Hahaha I laughed so hard😂

[@aanshiarruk946]

An earwig is a bug

[@cunjoz]

best part! xD

[@marshall21213]

AddyPattyTheKrabbyPatty Wow... did you seriously just type what we just heard... Why?

[@guacamole-cult]

I literally just read this as it came in the video🤣

[@kriskros4900]

I died at this

[@StudioErsatz]

Is it weird that I find that that voice suits Bella more than her actual voice

[@cheese8133]

Yeah and Jacob has the weirdest voice ever 😅

[@anonimanonim2710]

"I'm not good... looking... I was just kidding; yeah, I am." That's his actual vibe in the whole series! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤬🤬

[@Marssnowable]

"no one is going to fix your boring rabbit"

[@tiffanynguyen7406]

Wait I need your hairspray!! I ran over a gummy bear…

[@emilymoore8733]

Wanna get pizza

[@normfrog9877]

Now?

[@Ana-jh5gj]

we can play checkers for money

[@Mei-oj7vp]

I had already a headache! Now I'm choking! x.x

[@Mei-oj7vp]

***** :D Yes, yes it is. So you're a kpop-per xD ?

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Kristen Stewart is talking about dwarves. She was also in a film adaptation of snow white

[@deletedacc6440]

Omg lol

[@EagleTimberWolf]

That was one of the few roles she played that I actually liked XD

[@alexm.8728]

It’s called Snow White And The Huntsman.

[@thekursedone760]

Lol. True.

[@90sNickfan91]

NO WAIT. I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY. I ran over a gummy bear. You want pizza.

[@carleigh5520]

Now?

[@afunnychannel6914]

NO! WAIT, I NEED YOUR HAIRSPRAY! AwOooW A ooW! no, o! I ran over te gummy bear... You wan’ peetsa?

[@gdelaney]

"I ran over a gummy bear"

[@lucyparker9063]

" u want Pizza?"

[@carsenh7968]

"Now??"

[@lmaoyousuck1068]

"Wait I need your hairspray"

[@nafalprettylike27]

Pentaholic LMAO you want pizza

[@Fatherlake]

"You're a freak I bet." "Well you're a make out walrus, so..." "I'm a sugar baby, for rabbits... And walruses." "Oh."

[@emilydelamar4557]

Gabe That was the best XD

[@leiragamer6823]

I laughed so hard 😂 😂

[@baladi0310]

"I'm a sugar baby......for rats and walruses" OMG I DIED!!!!!!

[@MrCelroy]

Rabbits *

[@RealDystopianFrog]

"Ok, dude, I'm gonna find some bugs and we're gonna to fight." Wow!

[@reganhinz8556]

"I went over a gummy bear" "want some pizza?" "NOOOO?? " " we could play checkers for money" actual convo I've had xD

[@arira-san919]

It's "I ran" and "Now?"

[@rileyyholzken9865]

I don’t believe you actually had this convo

[@elizabethbravewood1975]

0:46 '' I Ran Over a Gummy Bear '' Omg I Died Of Laughter!

[@makaylareitman1232]

the way he said pizza was funny

[@david3liud]

Me too lmao

[@AirWreckerr]

Elizabeth BraveWood That is the best part lollll

[@Smile-ms5ul]

Elizabeth BraveWood hahahaha omg right !

[@jljj6491]

Elizabeth BraveWood same lmao

[@SchleichWhisper]

The rabbit scene. I. Can't handle this. "This weekend I'll make stew." Oh my gosh ahahhahahahaha

[@melancholyism]

"I need an earwig." "A what?" "An earwig, it's like a rotten potato that two people flip."

[@Poenut]

"Front patch" 😂

[@peopleforpooping]

"well we got yalls toothbrushes, so it's like viva la toothy". I had to pause the video to laugh lol

[@hollykoster484]

Yesss!!! Hahaha me too 😂😂👌🏼

[@dierkersbentleyers8649]

so anyway, will you shave my back?

[@leppaberry]

R.I.P. Little Dougy

[@theotterislands8642]

+leppaberry He shall rest in pieces, in the stew

[@Djlullaby22]

Little dougy is the name of the pet hospital, not her rabbit.

[@mercyhawke1348]

I do like a nice egg..and you baked me a cookie But I see that you like tweeker Mexican girls..and fine dining.. Hahaha my favourite bit

[@nafalprettylike27]

Lmao the rabbit conversation 😂😂😂😂

[@ElveeKaye]

This makes way more sense than the original script.

[@MidnightSonnet]

The next time I try to help someone who's gotten into an accident, the first thing I'll ask them is if they want some pizza. Everything else will fall into place. XD

[@carleigh5520]

And if they question you, just offer to play checkers for money.

[@rileyyholzken9865]

But fist say oh no you ran over a gummy bear!

[@jenniferross3314]

😂

[@Dollust]

Wait I need your hair spray! I tripped over a gummy bear XD

[@Jade-sp6wf]

*Bella out of control* Jacob: WAIT I NEED YOUR HAIR SPRAY *Bella crashes*

[@vincenzo4606]

1:40 "Baby we don't need your fancy words." GENIUS

[@StarCloudyy]

I do like a nice egg, and you picked me a cookie XD

[@OKaysional]

everytime that part comes on i lose it

[@NeseveseN]

best line!

[@theabandonedchannel7640]

LOL

[@iyrelia7040]

I DIED

[@drswife21]

baked not picked

[@Lulu-gk5jl]

"I'm not good looking" "Kidding" "Yea I am" 😂😂😂

[@jesusscousin2801]

"FISH BREASTS" I'm dead

[@AudreyTheMonkey]

PLEASE DO FROZEN IT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!

[@ajalynne3717]

Totally

[@AudreyTheMonkey]

yeah come on do frozen!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!I WILL SUBSCRIBE YOU AND TELL ALL MY FRIENDS TO!

[@sk8king135]

Audrey Tompkins what makes you think they will do it for a couple extra subs? they already have 3m.

[@victorialevy7797]

Your icon

[@AudreyTheMonkey]

SHUT UP SK8KING135. dont you want them to do frozen!?

[@jballs5434]

Oh, WAIT! I need your hairspray!

[@paule.2687]

Jordan Scott I ran over a gummy bear :(

[@notcats3549]

You wanna get pizza?

[@paule.2687]

Infinity now??

[@yami2114]

eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do.

[@pinguinesindsuss5817]

hahahaahhahahahahha

[@ianstonecypher3820]

you have to watch out for gummy bears on the road

[@blackunicorn6351]

Yeah them little things will mess you up bad 😁

[@brennasimpson1843]

1:50 "I need an ear wig" 3:17 "well you're a make out walrus" I'm screaming 😂😂😂

[@FoxyTheMangleREALswag]

"I need my Christmas present." "I didn't buy it yet..." "But you said you-" "I know but I'm like so wasted..." XD

[@oof1226]

Foxy The Mangle REAL i read this right as it happened xD

[@FoxyTheMangleREALswag]

Teacakee XD

[@Ambear_]

i would react the same

[@lucyhendry8276]

I ran over a gummy bear! Do you want pizza? Noooo. Well we can play checkers for the money..

[@lucyhendry8276]

When I was in jail.. There was a guy who kept messing around with his glove.

[@lucyhendry8276]

FISH BREASTS! Little pig little pig.. China men.

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

+Lucy Hendry Ok dude, I'm gonna find some bugs...and we're gonna fight Lol

[@doctorerosxcelsior]

zig th km hk jj o

[@arira-san919]

Fish breasts little pig little pig ... jinamen

[@monyquetargino5775]

2:20 the "ohhhh sweet" sounds so well placed HAHAHAHAH

[@CutoDracon]

"Oh no..ugh..I ran over the gummy bear."

[@lenao7638]

"Woah, woah!" "Wait, I need your hair spray!" "Oof!" "I ran over a gummi bear." "You want piz-za?" "Noow?" "Well, we could play checkers for the money." "Okay..." BEST PART

[@caitlinmcauliffe1990]

i love how jacob just reandomly gets a temporary lisp at 1:57 :')

[@Bri-jy5wu]

IM SO DEAD😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@xxlibrakwanexx5875]

"I'm not good..looking" Me: WHAT THE FU- "Just kidding" Me: oh lol

[@makeupmaiden18]

*WAIT, I need your hairspray!*

[@ang_cecxi1996]

0:23 it's so funny tht he looks like he doesn't care at ALL and said "then he's dead then" idk I just find it funny

[@miaanthony4655]

I honestly can't imagine the words any other way😂👏🏽

[@lakshanelikewela350]

B-"Its freazing" J-"yeah I could tell, they popped up" fuck me i'm dying

[@emeraldgemini-rl4ul]

Lakshan Elikewela I don't understand.............. Ohhh! so, wrong! ugh! And in a school parking lot!!

[@jasminineee5295]

this is how twilight should be😂😂😂

[@meganmac9235]

YES

[@ashliealicie7680]

I agree so much like you don't even know

[@janetdow]

So true

[@canyougetout]

0:11 I thought It was about her goosebumps, but um.. NO I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT 😶

[@brennasimpson1843]

3:07 "FISH BREASTS!??!" "Little pig, little pig" "China Men!?" 😭😂

[@Blackopsgod0001]

Today, my rabbit went to the hospital... Little Dougie..

[@betsyb]

No one's gonna fix your boring rabbit

[@EvanMe]

Betsy Benisek But it's okay, he'll make great meat.

[@spitfireGamesVR]

EvanMe maybe i will even make some stew

[@rajithwarren529]

'I ran over a gummy bear.' - 'You want pizza?'

[@posty_lovers_gang3068]

as soon as I heard“I do like a niccc egg” had me on the floor I couldn’t hold it together anymore 😭

[@prince.ttyler1205]

How much they talk about food, for Gods sake..... I'M LOVIN IT! (No Mcdonalds-Reference at all... nope)

[@Etigress]

1:15 best part "I'm not good looking....I was just kidding...yeah i am"

[@rickicollins3548]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@Flame4Moonlight]

me looking at empty wall is better love story then twilight!

[@bulletswithmilk]

Flame4Moonlight lol

[@bulletswithmilk]

Flame4Moonlight lol

[@lesleystockdale3798]

it is twiliggghhhttt xD just way better O_O

[@eszterracz17]

I just love how their facial expression matches perfectly the bs they are saying💀

[@brandonryan1306]

"You like tweaker Mexican girls" Im did

[@user-bb5bo9ii6d]

"I ran over a gummy bear" XD

[@TheSienceShow]

"I ran over a gummy bear" I laughed too hard

[@chriscollinsfan8629]

Same XD

[@isabellasalinas2555]

"I ran over a gummy bear" "You want pizza?" "No" "Well we can play checkers for money" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucymay6940]

"yeah, um, umm, like, i need my christmas present." "oh, uh, i didn't buy it yet." "but you said you'd- -" "i know, but I'm, like, so wasted.."

[@yamosanos1684]

I need full movies of these. They're hysterical

[@legoboy-ry9fx]

"Wait, I need your hair spray!" "I ran over a gummy bear!" At that point I almost died of laughter.

[@davidmadsen2051]

i died at the hairspray and gummy bear\

[@umshookcluck3613]

Why does the voice over for Jacob sounds exactly the same!?! 🥴 especially when he said “wait i need your hairspray”

[@pawsomeproductions9422]

"But i need my christmas present" "I didn't buy it yet" "but you promised-" "But I'm so wasted" I'm dead

[@REQAL96]

"Its neat how you don't have really big mboobieeeees" then he points it out 😂

[@doopliss6648]

"When I was in jail, um there was this guy that messed around with his glove."

[@carleigh5520]

@@doopliss6648 mk dude I'm going to find some box and we're gonna fight

[@doopliss6648]

@@carleigh5520 I think she said "bugs" not "box" :-)

[@carleigh5520]

@@doopliss6648 Yeah you're right, listening to it again, it does sound like bugs

[@minamartinez8131]

“I do like a nice egg… and you baked me a cookie.” 😂 lost it

[@belle3083]

OMG. I love this channel and I appreciate the effort they go into. Even when I may have had the very worst days, I watch this and it literally lights me up (mostly in the face. Red if you know what I mean) and to the extent where I am gasping for air. Thank you very much. Love you guys! ❤️

[@Milsyy44]

"I do like me a nice eeeegg, and you picked me a cookie?" Lol!

[@ronnielee9190]

I see you like tweaker Mexican girls......... And fine dining.

[@TheKSH991]

Reinbo Wusky FISH BREASTS

[@sherman614]

"Viva La Toothie."

[@KvotheArgentum]

Theriously, we could uthe it!

[@RamiJedd]

Martin Lopez Ramos xDDDDDD

[@arachnohumanoidpolymultiverse]

I love how all the lip readings connect in some way

[@avawerner8937]

No wait I need your hairspray!!! 😂😂😂I’m dying

[@morbidtherabbit]

I could watch the whole movie like this. Someone should make it. I have $5. I'll give it to you for making it.

[@WellOkayThen-ex7lb]

I'll add 5$ as well 😂

[@AndyFetisov]

2:28 "I know, but I'm like so wasted" LOL, omg if you could edit these clips into the real movie to change the story line and add comedy then compile it as Bad Lip Reading director's cut edition and upload it to a torrent site, the ppl watching it for the first time would be mentally fucked and argue with friends about the details, I feel compelled to just do that lol

[@emilia3217]

"I do like a nice egg.... and you got me a cookie."

[@ruby820]

They need to make a full length version of this 😂😂

[@isakimura3652]

"I need an earwig." "A what?" "An earwig, it's like a rotten potato that two people flip.Seriously, we could use it."

[@KeeseToast]

The voice acting in this video is much better than the real "acting"

[@nikkiking259]

Baby we don't need your fancy words 😂😂😂

[@training6122]

Omg!! Pls do more!! These are so good and funny i cant stop watching!!! XD

[@katiehoughton2055]

"The Porpoise meat?"

[@thepolicecarthatalwaysinte7324]

I think so

[@katiehoughton2055]

Sophie Piatt Lol!