I watched Minecraft PARKOUR CIVILIZATION for the first time

[@cah137-y4s]

The moment when the cow randomly started doing flawless parkour with absolutely no buildup or follow-up is actually peak comedy.

[@nicothiel1709]

Moo, moo mf -that cow probably

[@JocelynEusebio-o3m]

That cows the parkour god

[@NightSlasher983gg6]

Can you pls say whats the time?

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

:)

[@BamHurger-p7y]

HAHAHAHA

[@GGardarik]

I love how Patterrz literally predicting the whole plot of PvP civilization trying to predict the plot of parkour civilization

[@viniciushenrique6672]

He got the right answer, for the wrong problem. Not the first time I seen It. But normally It happens on math exams.

[@edidragon9658]

in parkour civilization no one jumps for the beef

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

It's much safer to go for the chicken

[@Thebritishman-p4j]

@@IlikeBleachTYBW it’s better to do the one block jump for the chicken

[@kidsarecomedians]

Rather then risk you’re whole life for 0.5 extra hunger

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

@@Thebritishman-p4j This sounds like I'm just lying but that comment was supposed to be wrong because the original comment was also wrong as it's not "in parkour civilisation no one goes for the beef" it's "In Parkour Civilization, no one jumps for the beef" and no that wasn't me just correcting their grammar

[@HolyNamed]

@@IlikeBleachTYBW ☝🤓

[@Maxwell4Smash]

IMPORTANT: Don't watch the season 2 compilation util after you watch "I discover the history of parkour civilization" (or whatever it's called) because it was accidentally left out of the compilation

[@crimsonxero5924]

I agree. Please watch that before S2.

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

That pfp sent me back

[@Maxwell4Smash]

@@VoxiconVoxicola Ah, a fellow scribblenaut

[@zhanyar787]

I wish i saw this earlier i already watched part 2

[@anonakkor9503]

yoooo didn`t know this either but made it even better hahaha........

[@BlazingFieryMountain]

season two is a rare case of the sequel being better than the original. the funniest joke is there, and some of the hardest lines

[@NormalThe7th]

When I opened the book, I saw it was written in parkour

[@xsxeno]

You will become parkour.

[@IsaiahB-nr1xq]

When it says that they are in prison for 50 years and it said he’s was here for 49 years and 320 days that implies that he was already there for 45 days before escaping

[@Iaskedlilbro]

Nah he just rounded up 49 to 50

[@TaratheTigerShark]

i think he was there only half that time, as he said he needs to get out as soon as possible so he probably made the diagonal jumps

[@falsnamae3511]

Keep in mind this is a blend of real-drama and minecraft-reality. A day in minecraft is 15 minutes.

[@noobyplayz2840]

isnt a day in minecraft 20 minutes?

[@slimyslimer2642]

In beef civilization no one goes for the parkour

[@connortg5]

in civilisation parkour no one beefs for the goes

[@qualifiedasparagus]

one for parkour no beef in the civilization goes

[@anacruz7421]

😂

[@biocurved]

in evbo civilization nobody 360s for the jump

[@Dofpie]

In hunger bar civilization nobody chickens for the 1 block, it’s better to go for the parkour and not risk your entire life for just half a beef bar more.

[@connortg5]

definitely react to season 2, it's so good and is a really cool continuation of season 1 that expands the world's power system in a very interesting way

[@radius47]

now we patiently wait for the part 2 reaction

[@hamzahkhan4067]

It took me until Parkour God gave the main character the ability to rewrite the world's rules after he died for me to realise THIS IS JUST XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 1

[@Endycat1]

Bro, how is it just now that people are discovering this, I watched literally every episode within a day of release

[@pikmindisco]

Same lol 👽👽

[@PbeingXD]

Same I still wondering why this suddenly turned into a trend

[@LunarIsHere_]

Exactly me. I watched it when the second movie first came out 4 months ago

[@akselisaira5781]

Same

[@Jaspersrab73]

I watched episode 1 within 5 minutes of release

[@Pippy7182]

Why was this genuinely so entertaining. I've never been so invested in minecraft in my life. PLEASE react to part 2

[@thealchemist51]

It’s funny just the other week I saw a reel for this thing. Checked it out on KZbin find watch maybe five or 10 minutes of it. I blinked and half an hour was gone. At this point, I’ve gone through both movies and I’m caught up on his newest project PVP civilization

[@IRS-here]

One thing for sure I haven’t seen Goku do a backwards 360

[@ultradude25yt]

Yeah well ive never seen evbo do a spirite bomb

[@bojidarvladev4890]

And I've never seen a SwitchAxe main do a SAED (I'm a ChargeBlade main btw.).

[@hondaaccord1399]

I know this is more just a reflection of a standard dystopian novel, but this feels so much like Dorohedoro that I can't help but think about it

[@payrysdoscs4903]

Evbo is a storytelling legend. Someone get this guy in WWE.

[@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft]

WWE?

[@R34p3r94]

@@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraftyes… cause wwe is fake

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

​@@R34p3r94 its real wdym

[@Iaskedlilbro]

​@@VoxiconVoxicolaits fake

[@MasteGamez]

@@VoxiconVoxicola hate to break it to you.. it's not real

[@crimsonxero5924]

Patterrz, just so u know, there's a S2 video that for some reason isn't included in the second Parkour Civilization movie. You should react to that before S2.

[@carlwhatever1957]

Also there's a book WRITTEN IN PARKOUR in the sequel

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

Very creative idea, being able to create an entire language out of ____[]__[]_]

[@misterm7486]

Evbo is actually a comedy master

[@Leenomacino]

And a guy who speaks pvp in pvp civilization

[@aaronmc825]

We need you to play Minecraft and then pixelmon

[@Darkshreaders]

Or cobblemon (which is more like a better blend of the 2 games)

[@aaronmc825]

@@Darkshreaders cobblemon is a good choice I’m not familiar with it is all

[@randomgeneriertername987]

i love how if this wasnt minecraft this would be a 3-4 booklong JA series

[@Sab5524]

This add Ninjago to this one, the best piece of my life

[@jamesosmond-wright6999]

Pat your Squidward impression is impeccable

[@A-X-pi]

In Parco civilization, we only get fed once a day -Evbo

[@KingCarbon72]

When I watched this I wasn’t expecting SeaWatt. Unfortunately, he never used F5 to my knowledge.

[@Clulesswhale]

16:18 the fact that he was (partly )correct as he does become the parkour GOD

[@nasimamheddr6844]

Just yesterday i finished watching the 2 parkour civilisation movies now patt is reacting to them tailk about coincidence

[@martell5437]

This is probably gonna be a nostalgic memory for Gen Alpha, and idk how to feel about that.

[@Iaskedlilbro]

This is not for gen alpha lmao

[@Darko4-c]

This is for gen alpha 😂

[@Iaskedlilbro]

@@Darko4-c explain why

[@Darko4-c]

@@Iaskedlilbro too much sound effect for my liking. I know gen alpha can't watch anything more than 10 minutes long. It's not for gen alpha in that aspect

[@Iaskedlilbro]

@@Darko4-c it's just evbos style

[@TowerOfChromaticInclination]

"It's Mid" Mods He Jumped For The Beef Send Him To Parkour Prison

[@Iaskedlilbro]

FINALLY SOMETHING OTHER THAN POKEMON YES

[@Ourobot]

The way Evbo describes Parkour civilization makes it sound like a Black Mirror episode.

[@hamzahkhan4067]

I went to watch season 2 after this video. I'm afraid it IS peak, and I WILL need a reaction to it in a future stream. Parkour Civilization simply goes too hard man.

[@benjamineppler3770]

Netherite = president Daimond = backup president who is president but not lazing around Chain = congress member Gold = sucsessfull/upper class Iron = middle/working class Leather = poverty

[@notayaangamer407]

1,576,800,000 jumps per parkour prison

[@Uggnog]

Because here in parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken

[@cameronsharples2544]

Damn this was fast to come out after stream

[@JaredTSM]

RIP LeBron James he allegedly went for the beef

[@ranjanasharan4051]

honestly now i just watch your videos to guess when you are going to do the gamersupps transition before it happens, you got me today but i will get you next time patterrrrzzzz!!!

[@Ghosty2098]

WHY IS IT ACTUALLY SO GOOD

[@TheRealBrotherGrimmy]

This was a perfect watch while I was playing diablo today!

[@TheYoshiChannel-7]

React to season 2 I clicked on this video bored and that was for some reason I got invested in the parkour civilization lore.

[@Niftyturnip-]

1:00:43 man and evbo surely knew full well he couldnt make that first try, bluff of the century fr also funny to see chat saying to finish him, cause i thought the same but this is like, arguably the 3rd most important character in movie #1 behind evbo and seawatt

[@Niftyturnip-]

ok im surprised ppl are mentioning the lack of chainmail, until the 2nd season came out i just assumed they skipped chainmail because, well. . .who the f*ck uses chainmail? when have you EVER seen a minecraft player in chainmail, its either iron, diamond, maybe a bit of gold in the nether, or netherite

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

2:19:24 Pat tell your mods to keep a closer eye on chat

[@DonnachaSweeney]

Oh yeah That multiple masters spoils alot

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

@@DonnachaSweeney no I’m referring to the racist guy

[@steakcakegrillbake5444]

Bro is in for a treat

[@HoloWolf_YT]

I calculated it if they had to jump every 30 seconds for 50 years they have to jump 52,560,000 times

[@ShengjieLin]

2:25:36 I can’t believe I haven’t seen this foreshadow😂😂😂

[@minthra6735]

this was actually great i would love to see season 2

[@allanscott7564]

Crazy to see how this big this blew up I remember watching this after it came out

[@timmyphillipi4566]

I love this series a lot, please do a reaction to the second movie, Season 2 of Parkour civilization.

[@random_thing]

This dude NEEDS to watch the second movie

[@bwaaa-zg2mo]

57:00 song please PLEASE ON MY LIFE I CANT FIND IT

[@bwaaa-zg2mo]

pleaseeee

[@bwaaa-zg2mo]

UWY

[@bwaaa-zg2mo]

I MEANT UWU

[@ciberkat5701]

Yes

[@TheMostAdvancedPoketuberEver]

Petition for patterz to play some kind omf minecraft

[@RatWzzrd]

We got Patterrz reacting to minecraft cinama before GTA 6

[@lezeilmae]

you need to jump 3784320000 times in parkour prison if you go through all the days and years

[@Blue_Glacie]

Parkour Civilization drinking game where you take a shot every time the word “parkour” is said and every time a vine boom is played

[@AmaneKoruba]

We NEED part 2, its cinema

[@jakesneller9308]

Pat should react to EPIC the musical

[@SuperOriginal]

Season 2 is PEAK

[@ultradude25yt]

Yeah well _______[]____[][][]____________[]_____________[]____[]_________[]

[@anonakkor9503]

1:30:50 lmaoooooo hahahahahaaaaaaaa

[@squidmom3162]

Season two… ONE OFUS. ONE OF US.

[@Glitchedpickle]

You might be tired of reacting to nuzlockes but I recommend Jorts video where the pokemon are drawn by his girlfriend if you haven’t seen it

[@mariascheep]

In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef

[@Specimenn]

ABSOLUTELY CINEMA

[@theAussieRaccoonLovingBoi]

Cant wait for him to see his prediction from seeing the chainmail boots was correct

[@turtleboi3919]

now you gotta watch the second one

[@mannyegarica12]

2:13:38 why he looks melty and gross. He's a cookie you can see on the shirt. He's a living talking chocolate chip cookie.

[@akselisaira5781]

2:36:21 where is season 2??

[@High-Cloud]

He isn't watching it this time but it is called I survived again in PARKOUR civilization

[@justsomeguywithamustache3489]

In Patterrz Civilization, noone goes for the More

[@Of_Crow]

Did i already watch someone else react to this series? Yes. Have I watched the series itself? Yes. Am I watching this anyways? Yes.

[@amberhead468]

Bro this is resort good even my mo thought if was peak cinema

[@MrBruhMan1746]

53:22 "Chat what if that cow is the parkour God"

[@alisinanucer]

2:25:34 is that chain boots

[@riiboflavin30th]

In park our civilization... Noone goes for the beef

[@Winzlander]

The meme became so famous that a poketuber with zero experience with Minecraft reacts to it (its a great compilation tho)

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

I watched this before it became a meme and actually kinda enjoyed it

[@Ishanveer-Singh]

It would be fun to see you react to pvp civilization

[@Shay_silly_soup]

I need the part two so bad

[@Random_Co_co_nut]

40:24 he began describing One Piece 💀

[@SaiyanOfFireyt]

Does anybody know what song this is? 57:05

[@bwaaa-zg2mo]

Yes i need to figure this out

[@ciberkat5701]

Trying to find it to

[@ciberkat5701]

Yes

[@Valtaoi_007]

can’t wait for s02😊

[@millbrook7384]

I can't believe Technoblade was the beef parkour butcher all along!

[@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft]

8:00 history of the entire world ig reference?

[@Pokèfan-c1v]

0:33 hi Vivek

[@FriskDreemurr66669]

2 things to note: 1. 1 block is 1 cubic metre (3.28084 cubic feet) 2. a five block jump is almost impossible

[@ILIAL_General]

YOU GOTTA WATCH THE NEXT ONE, it’s also peak

[@josuemutt9715]

That cow really cooked!!!

[@leathmccaffrey1532]

1:29:28 That's my favorite intro!

[@FirstnameFirstname-xk4so]

I’ve watched parkour civilization 18 times this is the 19th time who’s gonna be the 20th?

[@maxberwald4770]

You should make a minecraft 100 days

[@FezzBunny973]

10:28 calling a p-dobear skin 'freddy fazbear' 💀

[@BooperDooper15]

1:11 The beef gives more saturation than the chicken

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

Which is the hunger bars hidden brother

[@mannyegarica12]

1:30:50 this is basically when you're close to the end of crash bandicoot 4 it's all future levels and surviving long jumps.

[@gptstudios21]

I might sound old but there’s some similarities to the movie “In Time” with Justin Timberlake

[@AliceIzuragi6291]

the movie has a sequel featuring clown pierce. i think you might like it. it even has a animated segment

[@billium5870]

1:43:47 does he know targets and that icon was a thing before the shop which is named Target

[@nineparr3110]

47:49 shoutout to the guy in chat who referenced Brian David Gilbert, top tier human

[@Syiepherze]

10:28 Pat... that looks like a different kind of bear

[@Kamau-rc1ox]

In parkour beef no one goes for the civilization

[@tysonw2189]

Hi idkwhat (I saw you say hi KZbin in chat at 0:30

[@JordanPorter-b6m]

Amazing. Please react to season 2 soon.

[@Firstguy9]

Part 2 pls