OH NO PATCHES IS BACK

[@Dzharek]

Gorgonzormu is also a NPC in World of Warcraft, who sells Cheese.

[@LiveErrors]

Cheese, for all of time!

[@Ed95366]

Still, Gorgonzormu is probably a play on the cheese gorgonzola. Makes sense since, like you said, he sells cheese.

[@F2PAlius]

Completely unrelated to Zola the Gorgon. :) ​@@Ed95366

[@pineapplecsc7717]

@@Ed95366 thank you captain obvious

[@Ed95366]

@pineapplecsc7717 I'm stating "the obvious" in case people think it's solely a reference from WOW. Thanks for inputting nothing.

[@joeypizza2761]

A Druid Pirate legendary that just summons random locations? We love rabdom garbage legendaries with no synergy. Druid, the pirate class lol

[@VooDooSaurus]

I think every employee of the resort is a pirate, so every class is going to get a lot

[@joeypizza2761]

@@VooDooSaurus it's a fair point. That battlecry wouldn't be any more useful as a beast lol

[@KraylebStudios]

​@@VooDooSaurusI was wondering why all the staff were pirates

[@TheUltimateShade667]

@@KraylebStudios Because of Marin.

[@hyperluxo7124]

it's great to see druid not getting the best cards for once

[@KraylebStudios]

I love how all the named abominations are named after types of sewing equipment. Buttons, Stitches and Patchwerk

[@blahthebiste7924]

Rotface?

[@KraylebStudios]

@@blahthebiste7924 ...I stand corrected

[@skateafroboy]

@@KraylebStudios Rotface could just be referencing the grandma who is using the sewing equipment

[@kuwaitian1579]

looking forward to the package dealer clip where he draws an entire hand

[@marteczek9791]

*deck

[@AdamBGames]

I think in some rogue decks it could actually work, but not sure

[@michaellatner975]

AAhahahahahah that Bumbling Bellhop flavor text is a reference to the Suite Life of Zach and Cody. I LOVE IT

[@Lt_taco]

The flavor text for travel agent is also an animal crossing reference

[@TheUltimateShade667]

I thought it was a Picasso reference but I guess that makes more sense.

[@Run2Seeun]

Carry-On Grub is reference to another card "Carrion Grub" 😂

[@lukaspecson6095]

the cutest thing I can think of is trying to stick customs enforcer into mister mukla to fill ur opponents hand with 3 mana bananas

[@scrup007]

That’s actually a fun idea lol

[@andrewjostrander]

The fact that Blizzard not only brought back Patches, one of the least-liked minions in HS history known for ruining a meta due to the acceleration of play,, but brought him back as a DH minion, a class that has been stigmatized as ruining a standard meta, is hilarious.

[@EvilCrash3000]

Based

[@hugomendoza5665]

I think the interesting thing too about carry on grub is that you know which two cards are in the spell, so you can specifically save it for when you need one or both of the ones that are in it. Based on the spell card template it feels like it tells you which ones are in there right?

[@Pr0x1m1f1c4710n]

I would guess it doesn't.

[@syndexadbt4176]

I bet package dealer procs on itself so card burn or fatigue suicide highlights incoming

[@knownas2017]

Doesn't Package Dealer... synergize with itself? Turn start, Draw a card. Package dealer activates, drawing a card. Therefore, package dealer activates again.

[@unkarsthug4429]

Mixologist seems comparable to school teacher.

[@TheOneYouCantBEAR]

Maybe in some reno deck, if you have an awkward card slot. The potion has good options like deal 2 damage across a board, revive a minion, put a random demon in hand (considering that half the demons in standard pool are big), turn random enemy minion into a sheep (don't remember if sheep is in 1-cost potion pool). But it doesn't feel that good to fit in non-reno deck

[@unkarsthug4429]

@@TheOneYouCantBEAR Even just a 2/2 that also draws a card is pretty good for 1 mana. I think it's a staple.

[@TheOneYouCantBEAR]

@unkarsthug4429 ehh, not really. It's a card that comes from a tribeless (3)2/3. So it better do something worth it, or you're better off switching it for something better

[@Fatespinner]

@@TheOneYouCantBEAR Okay, but a 4 mana 2/3 deal 2 to all summon a random dead minion would absolutely be played. Or a 4 mana 2/3 draw a card and rez. Or even a 4 mana 2/3 that summons a 2/2 and draws a card.

[@W4rlix]

for sure there will be ,,deck intro time" with octo-masseuse, some warlock hitting demon type of combo

[@tonyleier]

Buff into whatever minion that deals damage to the controllers hero equal to the damage it takes. Probably priest with inner fire n stuff That minion, Silas dark moon, octo-masseuse, Topsy turvy, rush broom. 13 mana total

[@amethonys2798]

6:26 Now guys hear me out for a second.......

[@myfriendramos6286]

I need to stop you there💀

[@Gematria009]

Pause

[@Cuestrupaster]

Delete dis.

[@scrup007]

Lmao

[@filipvadas7602]

Nah, nobody let him cook 💀

[@DecayedPony]

I'm so hyped to play with Cruise Caption Lora, unironically really enjoy that type of RNG. High rolla dopamine rushes

[@Pallyforeva]

Rarran, doesn’t Customs Enforcer work for minis, discovers, & duplications, right? Imo it doesn’t seem that bad against most decks and seems p good against rogue/priest/mage/shaman

[@Pallyforeva]

Also excavates

[@princequincy5421]

Wait so. Every class card in this deck (minus the tourists) are dual class cards? That opening intro explanation fried my brain

[@blahthebiste7924]

Every card in this expansion is effecticely dual-class, yes (if you pay for the legendaries)

[@gracefulhunter6479]

Octopus with always a bigger jormungar and that 3/1 with rush that can magnetize to both mechs and beasts will make a fine OTK! Will it be fast enough tough? Probably not, and will have to run alongside secret package, but it will make a cool meme deck.

[@avee1210]

I immediately thought of always a bigger jormungar as well

[@5oftmint]

So tourist = dual class cards with extra steps?

[@wheelotime2581]

Patches is in charge (of other pirates) again

[@ImBarryScottCSS]

Yes this seems very *interactive*

[@kaiomanuel1883]

OK, SO, WILD PLAYERS HEAR ME OUT (@MarkMcKz I'm looking at you): - Play as Warlock - Run Mithril Rod and/or Emperor Thaurissan to reduce the cost of cards for the following combo - Play Wrathguard - Use Treachery to give Wrathguard to your opponent - Play Octo-Masseuse and Bunny Stomper (to give Octo-boi rush) - Buff Octo-Buddy with Power Overwhelming twice - Crash into Wrathguard to deal 72 damage to face

[@Ceractucus]

This set looks like hot garbage. Most sets have 50-65% bad cards, but they have some value or do something novel. But the bad cards in this set are just BAD. I don’t normally complain about the latest HS set, but after the last mini-expansion, I figured this set might be better? Still lots of chances remaining Here is my review of the new cards: Buttons, since you can only tourist cards from this set, and this set sucks, this card sucks. New patches, Decent, if the meta supports aggro (decks seem more mid-range to me now). Cruise Captain Lora, random locations suck. Runi , Time explorer is better than this by a long shot. And much more likely to affect board state. Package Dealer is not Auctioner. This card never sees play. Octo-Masseuse, the best of the minions that want to not go face. This will.see play in wild with buffed octo-masseuses attacking a minion puppeteered to the enemy’s board that does damage equal to damage to controlling player. Mixologist, first time I’ve seen power un-creep in a card. For saving 1 mana you get a Kazakus spell but must choose a 1cost spell? Carry-On Grub, in 2024 any card draw that says “before you can draw cards, first play this 4 mana 5/4…” No. Imagine not putting this in your deck, and instead of drawing 2 cards for 5, you draw one card for free by getting the first card this drew. Bumbling Bellhop, decent, but not great. Most aggro deck creatures will have 3 attack, and 3 is the magic number for all those two cost spell that do 3 damage plus an added benefit. Customs enforcer, hot garbage. Gorgonzormu best card of the set so far. Travel Agent, decent card. This is pure value. Discover a location is almost as good as having one in your deck, if the deck isn’t built around that location. I think is a 4 star card that finds use in many deck types. If all the locations are crap, then of course this won’t see play. Weapons attendant, if this card discovered a copy of the weapon and put another copy of a random weapon in your hand and gave both +1/+1 it still would not see play. The only pirates that cost more than 3 do insane hurtful things to people.

[@uniisnor]

octo-masseuse, broom, power overwhelming, wrathguard, and treachery sounds like a dumb 11 mana combo worth trying. You can also imprisoned scrap imp to get the 32 dmg for just 10 mana. If you get shadow born off thats free -3 mana. And if you get enough ticks on emperor thaurisan you can throw in a sunfury protector to always ensure wrathguard is a valid target.

[@filipvadas7602]

1. Patches coming back and as a Demon Hunter Legendary is insane. Its literally "Prepare for trouble and make it double." Lol 2. Octo-masseuse is going to be disgusting in Hunter and Rogue. I can alredy see it

[@VDeity_X]

The thing with locations is if you get a shit one, it locks up your board space, which feels bad. Will agree that the priest location from whizbang is annoying af. Like priests needed more ways to copy shit?! And even worse, get it as a 1 cost 1/1.

[@TheLol226]

Soulbound Ashtongue + Betrayal Octo-masseuse+Animated Broomstick+crazed alchemist OTK TIME

[@pineapplecsc7717]

first dislike

[@JayIngemar]

I am so sad Patches isn’t in rogue. Imagine that with the pirate legendary from Whizbang’s. That legendary would finally have a purpose.

[@pwnadd]

weird idea but : octo-masseuse , broom , power overwhelming, give enemy wrathguard ..... 99% sure its never gonna work but still wanna see it happen

[@fatcatfish6115]

Following reynads logic (which i agree with) Patches the pilote is OP Aggro decks have plenty of draw so you almost always get this out pretty quickly

[@tobiaspause1775]

The Weapon Ogre isnt that bad. Getting the biggest baded weapon in your deck... Maybe Kingsbane in wild... it will see some play in the right decks.

[@cathsaigh2197]

11:30 I think it's still too high cost for a conditional effect, but Weapons Attendant is *equip* a weapon, so it's not just tutoring. An optimistic evaluation would deduct the cost of the equipped weapon, and if there are good high cost weapons in the game that could be a lot.

[@Cedisdead]

Stealing Northernlions "wake up honey" is really really cringe. Dude you are so much better then this, just be yourself and make your own jokes.

[@velho6298]

On average 2 random locations is going to be bad compared to 2 locations in your deck.. On top of that 7 mana with weak body.. It's just bad

[@williampetersen6377]

A.F.Kay seems pretty good in a totem shaman deck tho. Also if it survives, all minions you play that aren't rush or charge gets 2/2

[@micson128]

I'm assuming the Package Dealer doesn't proc itself? If it does, it could be pretty insane if you get really lucky.

[@theSkyfisher]

i mean we all know someone will make a deck in wild that is play Octo-massuese then next turn play and treachery a Wrathguard to your opponent and play a Power Ovewhelming to deal 40

[@satibel]

patches is not necessarily in theme with dh, but hey do be drawing, so getting "free" 1/1 charges along your draw is pretty good.

[@undo45]

Missed opportunity to finally create "Gorgon Zola", the alternative version of Zola the Gorgon.

[@stevengonzales3737]

Bumbling Bellhop is a suite life of Zack and Cody reference on the flavor text. Crazy

[@Charlidaunic]

I’ve opened all demon hunter legendaries for the past two expansions but I bet I don’t get any the one time the legendary is actually playable

[@viktorgabriel2554]

Package dealer as written can proc when he draws a card as its after you have drawn any card so this could in theory fatigue you Turn 7

[@TheSkulldan]

Octo-masuesse with the spell that makes excess damage go face plus buffs, otherwise meh card.

[@Im_Aeros]

if badlands jail and ogrefist boulder could get pulled by cruise captain lora that would rly help her pool

[@Swysho]

Cant wait for the give your opponent 7 Package Dealers OTK.

[@reecedabeast5273]

Any hand buff hunter with the octopus and jormunger one shot otk? Or just a finisher

[@beaver9898]

Can’t w8 to get otk’d by octopus with always bigger jormungar

[@Alter292]

Lora is just such a boring card. Keep random out of my druid class, please

[@satibel]

so, octo masseuse, gift a minion that deals damage it takes, and buff masseuse by 3 attack

[@Micboss1000]

Octo-masseuse is an 8/8 that doesn't die from lightbomb

[@andreaarmellini2991]

9:10 the real name is Gorgonzola, greetings from Italy!

[@pixate6969]

Does the package dealer trigger on itself...?

[@LiveErrors]

Probably

[@balazsfranko9190]

The octopus card can be abused with handbuff imo

[@GreekMorpheous]

AFK totem shaman getting mad disrespect on god.

[@Muscimologram]

"Wow, druid didn't get a legendary this set"

[@KevinSpacy-sd9vo]

Bringing totem shaman back with afk lets goooo

[@basementhomie2674]

Rarran pls make a new face for the thumbnails

[@kaiback9]

Maaan pls tell me halveria interacts with charge too

[@MinoriGaming]

I don’t share your optimism for Lora at all. The location pool is already diluted with low value 1-2 cost locations, and given the fact that we’re going to be getting even more this expansion, I highly doubt the possibility of high rolling a prison of yogg is going to be enough when you’re more likely to get garbage like Muck Pools, Hiking Trail, Jungle Gym, and Sanguine Depths spat out at you.

[@angelozheng7112]

DUDE PATCHES CAN BE DISCOVERED

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

it's not that great to discover though, it's not bad but would you really want this out of window shopper instead of magtheridon or the rush guy ?

[@LiveErrors]

From the little shopper he'd be top 3 option

[@zacharyadler4071]

I haven't played Hearthstone in years, jesus the absolute state of these cards. So Buttons is a 5 mana 5/5, that draws you 3-4 cards, and also gives you access to an entire other class of cards during deckbuilding. What the hell

[@Kameo-jq3qo]

just the class cards from that expansion, not alle the class cards the class has.. but still... yes...

[@loner419]

I'm almost positive that customs enforcer's art is in reference to the one video where a woman's friend placed a certain adult item in her bag and the TSA dude looked at her EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

[@amethonys2798]

It's just free bodies throughout the game. People have played far worse 1 mana minions for tempo in aggro decks (swashbuckler in rogue being a fairly good example). It will see play in both token/aggro versions of Shaman and DH because they just want to murder you and randomly getting a charge minion in a class with bloodlust is really good.

[@theassassin100]

I don’t think it would be worse for the f2p people (the plebes). You can look at these like dual class cards and you’re getting a card that can go in 2 classes, assuming you have the legendary.

[@originalmei]

8:16 - 8:24 AAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH this is pretty good on mage, not against this thing is 3 mana, 100% of the time no minion mage will try to discover this card.

[@originalmei]

9:59 this is unplayable trash in many metas, is the type of card who can easy see no play the 8:16 card will be more impactful than this trash in many metas. this card need a specific meta to be impactful.

[@Санёк-м1ы]

Customs Enforcer also slows down Carry-On Grub, the new Marin, Gorgonzormu and possibly even more in the future with drinks, potions and such... Seems like a pretty decent tech!

[@skyemerald4833]

does package dealer proc on itself?

[@TheUltimateShade667]

The carry on suitcase and the mixologists potion are also 1 cost spells usable in priest. Idk if that matters but might be worth considering. Also bumbling bellhop makes me instantly think of shaman. You can use wish upon a star as the 5+ spell and the buff, and tripling its battlecry can be strong as well.

[@teyvionr]

Hey Rarran, Just wanted to say your work is truly inspiring. I love how entertaining but so professional your content is :) Overlooked HS content as im partially out of the loop. But your entertainer persona got me to watch, and the first thing you do is refresh the new content. Well done and my applause to you.

[@KomoliRihyoh]

It's interesting to note that *every single class card* in this expansion is a dual-class card except the tourists. I'm interested in what kind of meta this will end up being.

[@Dionisisdenis]

Oh boy a Rarran review,i wonder how many "interesting card" and "will depend if there's a deck for it" we are gonna get

[@clearink5326]

I see octo-masseuse and can already envision some jank otk where you buff it to four attack and punch ashtongue

[@Amir11111aaaa]

The pilot? jeez

[@rinneren]

isn't the tourist mechanic almost the same as dual class card, but they only work one way and are less f2p

[@peshomighty5051]

You know with mage getting both mage and paladin cards. There could be cast 1 mana spells. Like secrets and drinks. Like if your deck contains no spells that cost more than 5. The first 3 minions you play have divine shield. Or start of game equip 'mini spell quest' cast 5 one mana spells draw 4 minions and give them divine shield. If they have it already give reborn as well.

[@carlsoll]

Reminds me of that Chicken Card. 5/1 *+5 Attack* when *Enraged*

[@IplayTeemoasaWard]

Poor Rarran never tasted that sweet Gorgon zola. Oh and the cheese is also pretty great

[@redstonemonster5769]

patches shudderblock wave of nostalgia shaman?

[@ntern2162]

Mixologist probably gonna be new teacher from sunken city

[@Epi1479]

@rarran don't let your dad know, that you don't know Gorgonzola.

[@toastythunder3612]

all i could think of when you were talking about the package dealer was the "But if you close your eyes!" memes lololol

[@luanilsonlima8100]

The location girl for Druid seems a very fun card to play.

[@AndreiKazz]

11:40 Gorehowl

[@shackerjack8524]

Always a Bigger Jormungar + Octo-Masseuse = Day 1 Legend

[@gazzamanazza4pm]

Not sure if Always a Bigger Jormungar works with this minion, we'll have to wait and see, but if it does, you can also play bunny hopper to give this rush and pull the combo off in 1 turn.

[@shackerjack8524]

@gazzamanazza4pm yea, even if it does work, it might be too clunky to pull off consistently in hunter anyway. But it would make for some funny ass clips.

[@mythictank5817]

It's been confirmed to not work

[@gazzamanazza4pm]

@@mythictank5817 Yeah, I saw. Probably for the best

[@Cuestrupaster]

@@shackerjack8524 It's not like there's a way to tutor it for 0 mana and you know... give it rush at the same turn...

[@snail_decoy]

Carry On Grub is also a cool counter to dirty rat

[@cogmonocle2140]

Cruise captain lora flavor text is amazing Does the draw ogre trigger on itself?

[@sprachlos0032]

It should trigger on itself imo

[@dermegger7733]

They really stepped up the flavore texts these past few expansion, huh? These are hilarious.

[@peshomighty5051]

You know with mage getting both mage and paladin cards. There could be cast 1 mana spells. Like secrets and drinks. Like if your deck contains no spells that cost more than 5. The first 3 minions you play have divine shield. Or start of game equip 'mini spell quest' cast 5 one mana spells draw 4 minions and give them divine shield. If they have it already give reborn as well.

[@OriNyte]

turrist

[@badcatgames783]

Package dealer is a straight powercreep for boulderfist ogre smh

[@willv5300]

Boulderisft Ogre doesn't kill you in fatigue so it's much better for the cost.

[@enderking5220]

couldn't the cheese upgrade not to summon higher cost minions, but summon more 1 cost minions?

[@Axolo118]

No it summons higher cost minions, because three is written in letters

[@Nepomniachtchi_Austin]

Ah shit, here we go again

[@lns2166]

Patches is really bad of curve 1 mana 1/1 to give you like a 1/5 chance at a 1/1 turn 5 just seems really bad

[@RealityMasterRogue]

you are underestimating how good DH is at drawing cards

[@lns2166]

@@RealityMasterRogue okay but then I have 2 or 3 1/1 on turn 6 that's still not good, not saying it's an usable just not a 5 star card more like 3 stars

[@Axolo118]

With CHARGE, free damage

[@RealityMasterRogue]

@@lns2166 oh for sure its a lot weaker than patches, but i think its still pretty good

[@carterziegenbein1386]

Looking forward to this set a lot

[@JimmyR42]

"You can't really abuse this" Octo-masseuse + Absorbent Parasite + Always a Bigger Jormungar is 8 mana for a 6/9, so 48 damage on a minion with excess going to face.

[@Kameo-jq3qo]

Devs already said excess damage of the octo really doesnt go face. its excess face first then x8

[@ktt179]

Octo-masseuse + Always a Bigger Jormunger seems like a potentially fun interaction.

[@Cuestrupaster]

Rarran talking about Octo: "I feel like you can't really abuse this" ~Everyone looking at "Always a Bigger Jormungar" as the most scary card ever...

[@MinoriGaming]

Doesn’t work.

[@Cuestrupaster]

@@MinoriGaming Second person I see saying this, can you please give me the source?

[@MinoriGaming]

@@Cuestrupaster One of the devs posted a screenshot of them testing it to Twitter.

[@Cuestrupaster]

@@MinoriGaming can you link it or at least give me their @? I tried to search for it and didn't find anything...

[@ShearsOfAtropos]

none of this feels exciting

[@markos50100]

Patches on shaman tourist empty deck then play patches then next turn double bloodboil. Maybe.

[@EasterBunnyMurder]

Okay

[@peshomighty5051]

You know with mage getting both mage and paladin cards. There could be cast 1 mana spells. Like secrets and drinks. Like if your deck contains no spells that cost more than 5. The first 3 minions you play have divine shield. Or start of game equip 'mini spell quest' cast 5 one mana spells draw 4 minions and give them divine shield. If they have it already give reborn as well.

[@yaboyJJJJJ]

9:25 "as far as I'm concerned" this is like the 10th time I've spotted you mixing this up. What you mean to say is "as far as I know" I can't stop noticing it, it's becomes such a pet peeve