MorpHex + Portal Turret Voice

[@NGCHunter2]

1:04 "There you are" *proceeds to shoot bullets with 65% more bullet per bullet*

[@d3lm119]

More bullet per bullet how is that even possible its a science

[@IEdalynI]

kore nanda shoot the entire bullet so you get 65% more bullet per bullet

[@thecaptiveidiot4124]

9 months wheres the baby?

[@d3lm119]

@Chaotic K9 i agree

[@duke-vx8xy]

No we need 6ixty9ine

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

"Coming through!" *"WEEEEEEEEE"* Thats so adorable

[@voxelivity]

Yup

[@nightrye9993]

A dumb boi *NOW GIVE IT A GUN*

[@ljharnish]

Uh Oh

[@gabrielnavarrete2397]

I love that part

[@aidan6620]

In the game that voice clip is from when the turret gets thrown into the incinerator so the full voice clip goes like this: "WEEEEeeeOHNOOO-"

[@jsshadow-lurker5152]

0:22 "Is anyone there?" *Sad Machine Intensifies*

[@matoistinger34]

Ho

[@matoistinger34]

Hi!

[@Joryho]

Paracosmic On a loooonely niiiight, was a burning liiiight... one hundred meters would be born of you...

[@wondermittens1844]

Jordan Ranney and though I know, since you’ve awakened her again, she depends on you. She depends on you.

[@lhtyeehaw1319]

That sounds life if a machine got scared

[@MuttonTheDragon]

After almost 10 years of learning that this robot exists, I'm still surprised that this robot hasn't been adapted by the military for combat.

[@brandonvelde5774]

It would be pretty useless for combat, but it has great potential as a device for exploration.

[@user-CPU-APF]

​@@brandonvelde5774Well if we develop an energy powered weaponry and very high capacity battery it will be terrifying to see them roll like that giant robot from Atomic Heart, and yes, grow it a bit.

[@Dostoron]

Nearly everything it can do can be done for cheaper with an RC car. Is probably the biggest reason.

[@okbuddycirclejerk2228]

@@Dostoronactually, nearly anything that can be done by an RC car can be done by a drone, plus not much use for land robots when you can have sky robots for about as much

[@Iterator_NSH]

Dear god- imagine like five of those crawling around a dark house in the middle of the night, chasing you, while saying "I see you!" "Can you please come here?"

[@JustinTK416]

I commented something similar about coming across that thing in an abandoned/empty building and it just being like “Deploying... Is anyone there?” Like alright, I’mma have to take a hard pass on whatever alien or cyberpunk BS is going on here.

[@nam6128]

Sweet voice "could you come over...here?" *deploying* Probably the last thing you hear before being riddled by bullets from an autonomous soccer ball

[@Iterator_NSH]

Imagine. You round the corner of a house you are robbing. It's incredibly dark, and your flashlight starts flickering. Suddenly, out of the silence, comes a voice, metallic and startling. "I see you." Suddenly two more speak out. "Are you there?" "Hello?" Soon, a chorus of voices, slowly advancing ever closer pierce the silent night as you scream in horror.

[@salhb737tm2]

Portal flashbacks*

[@thedeterminedsoul4900]

"hellooo?"

[@crypticcroissant]

There is always that one person in the class that INSISTS on flexing their super cool Bakugan.

[@nicholas.n6616]

My fav childhood toy

[@ilovevitaminc0433]

Fucking old toy thank ya for make me remember it

[@AndorRadnai]

That would have been me a lot of years ago..!

[@R4V3-0N]

Still a new toy in my memory

[@UkN_Taquito]

when i lost the magnet i would yeet that thing at the floor till it opened

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

Imagine these things as security systems in a facility, they'd probably scare most intruders by sound alone

[@lechking941]

and just before the taser came out make thme tihng of how cute it is of a ball only to get zaped with enought power to floor a man just after the portal turrets lock on sound

[@dsandoval9396]

Are you kidding, they'd probably try to steal one.

[@JakeSignalYT]

@@dsandoval9396 Have those outer plates be some electrified metal, stun gun covered surface and it will just try and roll after intruders

[@dsandoval9396]

@@JakeSignalYT That's not a bad idea! When I worked at FedEx Ground there would inevitably be packages that opened upon damage. We had an account that shipped disposable cameras that had been used up and no longer had film, we messing with the flash to see if they still had power. Because some of these had the cover broken off because of the damage they'd go though, when we pushed the button for the flash we would get shocked because we were touching open leads with our hands. Those things HURT pretty damn bad. As a kid I'd mess with my brother's tazer to see if I could stand the pain. No. No I couldn't. One single arc (from one metal node to the other, if you've seen it you know it sounds like, popping/snapping very fast multiple times a second) and I was done. The flash mechanism for those disposable cameras were JUST as painful. I'm sure the camera battery was one of those flat ones that looks like a coin or even hearing aid batteries. On this ball in the video you would have more than enough room for multiple shock mechanisms batteries and all, with leads that run along the outside of it, or even completely electrifying the outside by having some type of thin conductive layer on the surface of the ball. Very doable.

[@TaoScribble]

I'd be the idiot that died trying to pet it.

[@Winterheart-fz8rd]

If that bot is armed with a small turret, we'd all be running for our lives.

[@thekingofcats197]

Spider with a ak-47

[@kajek1229]

And hear a weeeeee closing

[@The_DemonKing]

​@@thekingofcats197 Man at legs

[@Enneamorph]

To the people that get emotionally attached to Roombas: _BOY, have I got just the thing for you_

[@adumbbuglovingloser3198]

This is why i crave this absolute ball of cute

[@raiz3r819]

[Michael Reeves has entered the chat]

[@kingofproxies8025]

@@raiz3r819 nice

[@kingofproxies8025]

@Bubbled Water the robot is link in describshion

[@flasham4148]

Or give them a Boomba (roomba with an armed claymore on top).

[@Firedemon72]

"Could you come over here?" *Toddler walks away* "I never liked her"

[@official_kex]

GLaDOS is it u? xD

[@lvbboi9]

Basically me

[@ADAJ342]

Glados in portal 2 in a nutshell

[@FoxDotCom]

I heard that too and I weezed so h a r d 😂

[@ones9638]

GentleKeks same voice actor

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

If i heard “is anyone there?” In this voice in an abandoned office building echoing throughout the halls, id actually jump out the nearest window immediately.

[@Garwinium]

same

[@0xVENx0]

if u hear its echo that means u r already late because the guns are shooting u now

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Don't forget your Grav Boots...

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

0xVENx0 no, it doesnt. Dont know where you got that info from

[@RuneSmedstuen]

I had the Dalek "Exterminate"-call as my text notification sound years back. While working the nightshift, high on coffee and in complete silence... i all of a sudden recieved a text... Lets just say I changed the sound right after.

[@gammaboost]

2012: Funny robot making turret noises 2023: *Turret crab*

[@Raonodar]

How is this simultaneously adorable AND terrifying at the SAME time?

[@Nightmare10311]

Your not wrong... I'm getting mixed vibes for it

[@stephenfrench5242]

its cuz that is what the developers went for in the Portal games.

[@nickkurzy2246]

I bet it would be less creepy to someone unfamiliar with the Portal series. Hol up. I got an idea.

[@shockwolf3217]

So imagine waking up at like 3 am and just hearing "hello, is anyone out there?" coming from right outside your room

[@Gatorade_Man]

Imitating self destruct

[@JD-uf3lf]

0:23 Imagine being a burglar inside someones house, it's 1 in the morning, you hear mechanical whirring and this voice. I'd say it would make a decent home security system.

[@minerman1049]

The turret was made to be sold for home security sooooo..... I really want one

[@hannyfadia2246]

Give it a gun and It's perfect

[@nicocathelot1139]

It is

[@Jam_Axo]

hellloooo? burgler: casually approach the door

[@plainblocks2]

If they were to add a laser on it, they'd run like hell.

[@Logan_935]

Loved that “Coming through” *Robot starts to roll* “WEEEEEEEEEEEE”

[@XanthosSecondProfile12345GYATT]

Put the time where it says “I never liked her!”

[@UltimateEntity]

Yea haha

[@aaronbalchand5475]

EEEEEEEEEEE

[@ImElzth15]

"O U,Hey help" "Something Is brong" "..." "Im scared" "hello..?"

[@Francis-ce1qb]

Imagine an army of enlarged versions of this thing walking around the city.... that could be an interesting premise for a movie

[@VoldemarB]

It will be horror movie.

[@plotheplayer6462]

GORDON!? THE COMBINE HAVE RELEASED NEW MACHINES INTO CITY17 GORDON GET OUT OF HERE QUICK

[@hahgotem3886]

There are three people in this comment section that think of this robot as: 1.Cute 2.Creepy 3.Both

[@gren5178]

Its cute

[@astro_gaming2243]

Cute now give it a sniper

[@thozaba5384]

@@astro_gaming2243 But it's cute anyway

[@astro_gaming2243]

@@thozaba5384 cute but give it a sni- Ball bot: *360 no scope" Me: what the fu-

[@hahgotem3886]

@@astro_gaming2243 I like the way you think

[@HoHSiS]

0:46 coming through! weeeee! my heart

[@shibauni9766]

Same it melts my heart it's so cute

[@nathanielmiller5813]

Please be

[@foofypotato9695]

"I'm different!" Yes, my precious one....yes you are

[@MichelleW870]

*it is a ball turret*

[@quentinsandy952]

Time?

[@Stealth_Element]

“...i never liked her”

[@Nitsee]

This is getting so wholesome TwT

[@nicholassammons3881]

Foofy potato your profile pic is pure adorableness!

[@nohbdy9433]

"Coming through! Weeeeeeeeee!" So cute lmao

[@aidenanderson5196]

1980s:we will have flying cars in the future The future: 1980s:works for me

[@Alegriacaptions]

1980: We will have flying cars in the future. And Black Mesa will go bankrupt!!

[@Cactuardude]

Let me correct you :1980:BETTER

[@DkKombo]

Nah this is bullshit I want more of these in existance And for them to be real.

[@pyrodaprotogen]

You say:stonks dude. What really is:meme man. YOU DONT DESERVE THIS PHONE.

[@duke-vx8xy]

Maybe it was already taken

[@jackzicrosky]

my favorite line is the "i'm different" one

[@jackzicrosky]

@@alexandergreene461 yes, and when i found it in the game i rescued it and did not let it die

[@abandonedspirit0202]

If I could I’d take it to the end of the game with me

[@jackzicrosky]

@@abandonedspirit0202 same, i specifically dropped it before the disintegration field thing so it wouldn't die

[@DarkDrifter-wz7ry]

@@alexandergreene461 Where and when?

[@akabami2161]

@@DarkDrifter-wz7ry 1:20

[@RipRLeeErmey]

And they say robots taking over the world would be a bad thing.

[@amygustilogaming3748]

They are false! Just make them innocent but, not ones becuse, well taking the world

[@christians8821]

I mean... Have you seen Wheatley

[@roxyisfunnyxd5445]

@@christians8821 Wheatley the idiot core? Yeah I've heard of him

[@wiht3630]

@@roxyisfunnyxd5445 I AM NOT A MORON!!!!

[@stone_83]

@@wiht3630 YES YOU ARTE THE MORRON

[@peteralfano9217]

Could you imagine this thing functioning as a hunter. Like you're hiding in the corner and trying your best not to be heard, and you just here this mechanical clicking and shuffling, and a voice goes: "Are you still there?" Sends chills down my spine

[@pobat5161]

"I never liked her" DAMN SAVAGE

[@greggriffith685]

you remind me of a jake paul fan

[@mintymuffins8630]

Pobat your lucky I’m your 1000th like

[@wearevenom4121]

@@greggriffith685 so do you

[@Rei-ds2os]

Turret Doesn't like GLaDos

[@coldwhie1836]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY COMPANION CUBE!

[@housbous1096]

whirlCozy You mean edgeless waited testing cube

[@sometrash]

This has 666 likes

[@sometrash]

So I can't like it

[@niskajuu]

hey! It's a Monokuma!

[@DogMcMeow]

several jokes in one now THATS a great price

[@unprankable666]

Every time I hear the "I'm scared!" line, it breaks my heart. I immediately want to comfort it and tell it that it'll be safe.

[@TheDoginator]

1:03 'There you are.' **gunshots**

[@Tivallia9010]

You killed a child

[@protama-kun]

Nice

[@vinokai]

x_Neobot _x *Sinister tone* gooooooooood

[@protama-kun]

@@vinokai *how many lives have we taken?*

[@vinokai]

Phelix Productions *Sinister tone* Many

[@SonicDestroyer12]

0:48 "Wheeeeeeee!" What are these feels and where can I get more

[@quick_light]

Scream "Wheeeee!" while falling off a cliff Now you experience his exitement

[@roccoleader279]

Alex T oh

[@kauboy9816]

"I'm different." Finding and saving that turret was one of the weirdest feelings I've ever had for a nonexistent thing. Almost cried.

[@DarkDrifter-wz7ry]

Where is the promethious turret?

[@visiblyconfusedgrimm5342]

@@DarkDrifter-wz7ry in the turret redemption lines you find him on the second conveyer in portal 2.

[@asinga2038]

Is more weird in spanish because the turret say hello (in spanish) but when you activate the subtitles says the real thing

[@Multigamer8000]

@@asinga2038 makes it better

[@FuknKms]

I remember that well; I was super intrigued when it talked about Prometheus being punished for giving fire to man by being tied up to be feasted upon by birds. I thought it was a metaphor for glados or something

[@Combustible-Lemons]

The way it's been programmed to move looks almost... organic; I like it, it makes it almost seem like a strange creature surveying the environment.

[@lexedmonds9075]

Imagine growing up with this thing instead of a dog.

[@lauradeichen7684]

@Runax I highly doubt soon but give it 200 years and ya maybe-

[@lauradeichen7684]

@Runax I mean do you mean 10 years till we create Ai or 10 years till we create robot pets cause we tried with those annoying robot dogs and furbys and neither worked

[@lucasgomesmoreira8451]

I think we'll invent a "Woof translator" before robots became pets

[@lauradeichen7684]

@Runax If Ai was ever actually invented it would most likely be the end of the species it wouldn't be good intelligence doesn't mean being nice to lesser life look at how humans treat animals and all sentient life we have found on earth has a strong sense of self preservation why would a Ai be different why wouldn't it see humans as lesser life to itself if Ai was ever invented the point of humans would change from dominance to being a precursor to them the meaning of our species would have been to create theres if Ai ever existed

[@devas522]

I don't mind

[@jeff1217]

"Coming through.. *WEEEEE*"I'm dying😂

[@caturlifelive]

same wkwkwk 😂 lol 😂

[@michaelbalian3607]

weeeeeee? nope its yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[@olegoleg258]

So you take a robot... ...give it a voice... ...make it cute... AND *A **_GUN!!!_*

[@skylark306]

4

[@firkinflamer]

@@skylark306 ¬

[@Bananappleboy]

*_G u n ._*

[@thedudethatneveruploads2617]

Oleg Oleg stolen comment

[@Victor-um9ce]

For his neutral special he wields a *_g u n ._*

[@JChristiansenLuckythebrony2222]

This thing predicted Wheatley Crab.

[@3L3CTR4H34RT]

The Portal fans at their school: *Just like the simulations*

[@okaythen4784]

*Kicks the ball*

[@GhaniKeSawah]

Time to test the shooting mechanism

[@michaelbalian3607]

Thank you for changing your logo im not impressed😒

[@TheCuteKyuubi]

@@michaelbalian3607 No

[@lostchapter9219]

It....needs some work, almost there though.

[@thatonerex379]

why do the portal turrets voices have to be so damn cute! I feel bad when i pretty much kill them

[@scootymaster5256]

Jump'in mech you wanna know something sad? They have a part of them that doesn’t want to shoot you😄. But they are programmed with a part that counteracts that feeling

[@snickeringdragon]

Jump'in mech i hate when they say "I dont hate you" *CRIES IN A CORNER* IM A FRIKIN MONSTER

[@snickeringdragon]

Tattletail ash How is that even possible

[@teavikyu]

Just turn them around and place them down every time you have to come in contact. They won’t be able too shoot you.

[@leash44]

@@scootymaster5256 that's depressing

[@heyitsme2259]

1:20 : « I'm different » so cute *^*

[@inverted_paradox4170]

That's what I try to convince myself every single day

[@Vanlifecrisis]

They say this right before being destroyed :D

[@mmwosu]

I remember the first time I heard a turret say that in Portal 1. I was walking around a corner leaving the area and I heard a little fading voice say “I’m different...”. I was like “did that just say....?” 😂 To this day the Portal series has the best writing and voice acting I’ve ever heard in a video game.

[@Valveiscool.]

Prometheus was punished by the god for giving knowledge to man , he was sent to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds

[@DerexArchives]

Your video will make a fine addition to my "KZbin algorithm strikes again" collection

[@Updoggo1]

"I'm Coming Through!!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!!" Me: AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -Walrus 2015

[@primus0348]

Updoggo it's so adorable

[@FlamestoneDragon]

i just saw that part just as u said that xDD

[@tadeogomez7303]

0:47

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

-2020

[@Updoggo1]

@@The_Serious_Chicken completely forgot about this comment and its my most popular one lol

[@joshuajames2031]

That voice would be so adorable if I didn't know it belonged to a soulless murder-bot

[@shibauni9766]

Same

[@DamageMaximo]

it's a cute-bot

[@iHandleEasily]

It's literaly armed with a Nerf gun, where is the murder part? At most it would give you a bruise if it hit you. Not saying it's harmless, but you are objectively in more danger walking down some stairs.

[@joshuajames2031]

@@iHandleEasily I was referring to the Portal Turret, that's the murder-bot

[@joshuajames2031]

@@i11egitimate oh?

[@Akurazi]

imagine playing with your friends and your ball just starts walking away

[@ysuri]

WEEEEEEEEE4

[@RRVCrinale]

"If you're not going to take this seriously, I'm taking myself and going home."

[@delta8989]

“Stop cheating dude”

[@Doc65_unknown]

welp atleast you still have 1 left

[@honor_gamer]

When this recommended on December 20, 2024... I still remember i like this video like maybe 3 years ago... this is a fantastic demonstation of A.I. round triangle'd sphere with Portal "Android" sounds.

[@elephant90939]

I'm 29. And this thing makes me want to believe Santa is real.

[@onemanarmyoma0155]

What do you mean? That Santa ISN'T real??

[@ragnaky9151]

@@onemanarmyoma0155 Santa is real of course, he must have mistaken

[@arvisgames]

@@onemanarmyoma0155 santa is a real faker

[@faltanato6375]

@@onemanarmyoma0155 santa is real,he is just broke cuz he didn't sell that well so he started to sell their elfs as sex slaves and services,he controll Pornhub and Xvideos now.

[@DEEProjector]

@@onemanarmyoma0155 satan, not santa

[@mintyfreshness4363]

“Help. Something’s wrong.” I love this thing

[@project_exe7581]

Imagine hearing this voice when you're at the office, at night, alone. hElLo.....Is AnYoNe ThErE.....ArE yOu AlOnE....... THERE YOU ARE......

[@tigerxra8515]

I'd sprint faster than Sonic toward Doors or windows to get outside.

[@jebadia_mimes704]

Id be like "oooooh a rock its my lucky day!" And then throw it on where it is and it'll go in circles

[@GunnarTobus]

Imagine opening a door, and then you just hear this thing say from down the hall, “Activated.”

[@pixistix_]

Stolen comment idea :/

[@okaythen4784]

Screams: *FOR THE CHANCELLOR*

[@survroproductions200]

i can't be the only one emotionally weak to not see it as a terrifying thing... right?

[@sunsetskyy]

.... *THIS VOICE IS SO CUTE*

[@miguelsolano6812]

You though you can compete with the turret

[@Spl1ceEatsChairs]

Kanna Kamui YEAH!!!

[@andrewvoong813]

@RadDrew42 so does that mean the ap sap in tf2 is cannon cause it neutralizes hostile machines?

[@hamatopurity4012]

Kanna Kamui wild to think the actress for GLaDOS also voiced the turrets tbh

[@dulguunch089]

Sounds like portal 2 voice

[@OEDODRAGON]

Imagine hearing this 0:27 late at night, when you are home alone.

[@MaxMotherfucker]

It sounds weirdly musical

[@michaelbalian3607]

Is anyone there? YEAH SOMEONES THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

[@mateojbuteler8974]

im hearing it at 2:30 home alone, plain darkness but this turret his hella cute i wanna hug it

[@kyojin_9526]

Aght imma head out FROM LIFE

[@ShiratoriIsOffline]

@@mateojbuteler8974 dude.... I just clicked it thinking it was a timestamp

[@Riku_u]

2020: aaawww so cute 2045: they call "the wrecking ball"

[@TooManyPixels]

yes

[@idnman1259]

👆👌

[@thedjguy4535]

333 likes

[@valverlet2793]

*Hammond rollings intensifies*

[@notatimetraveler6444]

Certified time traveler here to ask how the feck did you know?

[@generichuman6220]

imagine, the robots have become sentient, destroyed most humans, and are constantly patrolling to find the rest of us. Your hide out is this gym and this thing rolls in with this audio 0:21

[@joeygudakunst6596]

The future of ADORABLE!

[@s.u.2412]

That is so adorable. Shut up and take my money already, I want one of these rolling around my house being a smartass.

[@MrsMapleMoth]

Sig Urther just get me in a ball

[@tristenarctician6910]

The original version didn't have turret voices

[@omegasupersayngodultrainst5168]

Don’t worry some engineer on the internet will make one with the voice

[@TyphusAndronicus]

Not gonna lie, this thing would make a pretty great Portal enemy

[@SemiO11]

TheMadBaron It really would, something like the roller mine from hl2

[@russhu4265]

Portal Friend*

[@snuppssynthchannel]

Brain Salad Surgery!

[@yupitscabby]

companion turret

[@darealxbox]

P2 beta

[@user-sl1wt1dv4y]

this is the cutest robot dog i've ever seen

[@jackothelantern]

Ow! What a cute thing. -TARGET AQUIRED WAIT! WHAT?! RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATAT

[@greggriffith685]

Bob, this is the worst comment i've ever seen.

[@tuulofdstrxn]

More probably, "Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick- I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" :P

[@dqscout]

That’s portal turret logic for ya They start out cute then boom they shoot you multiple times everywhere

[@MrsMapleMoth]

dqscout with the lemons

[@kurtknispel.5281]

A 10 coming through!, BRRRRRRRRT. whoops I layed on the trigger.

[@hanaeve__]

Valve making turrets: Okay.. make it look like an elongated potato. *Okay..* Give it one eye in the center of its body. *Alright..* Give it three legs. And a really cute voice so the player feels bad for it. *I- okay? Is that it? That seems pretty norma-* Fill it with bullets and give it mini guns. *W h a t*

[@elizabethojinal4228]

Blueberry Sans!!!!!!

[@pathibalan2279]

God makes things

[@joeltehguy]

That one employee: you are a genius

[@quinnlim5104]

Makes me think of the God creates things series by PM Seymour

[@davidschi3762]

that's the point of a turret... it's supposed to attack

[@Istianco]

Normal people: Omg, this is so cool and cute. US military: Can it fit a Minigun?

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

"But can we fit fifteen troops and a slushie machine?"

[@ineptspecimen2280]

Probably like a smart bomb?

[@itsyaboythewendigo8321]

You could probably fit it with spikes

[@vomm]

No one thinks this thing is "cute"

[@noblesicks]

portal turret bots

[@egodewav7810]

That little girl is old enough now to know that the robot never liked her

[@alienatedKittykat]

"I'm fiiiine" "Is anyone there?" "Helloooo?" "Resting" "Goodnight" "I'm scared" "Could you Come over here?" "I never liked her" My favourite ones

[@feverishtubefeverishtubepl5712]

Where is “coming thru. Wweeeeeeee” ????

[@pamisachan]

@@feverishtubefeverishtubepl5712 yeah I loved the "weeeeee" 😂😂

[@aleafyshadow]

Skynet has Won.

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

i welcome the cute voices of our overlords

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Skynet will always win

[@mr.meloetta1939]

This is an Aperture Science product you uncultured swine

[@Scole718dog]

@@mr.meloetta1939 man i didnt know cave johnson had a youtube channel

[@theimmortalchampionrumbler25]

Morphex: talks in turret voice Me: ಠ__ಠ im in danger

[@trollingnoobs8384]

Oh hell no

[@SHF40k]

Bruh

[@rakeshb7378]

The symbol used for the eyes are from a language it's pronounced as 'tah' in Kannada

[@subpng]

almost 11 years later, I W A N T I T

[@sonicguyver7445]

1:04 Go on, just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[@Echo_ohc3]

Nice reference fam

[@juangames452]

:v

[@just_beau_with_headphones8946]

0:09 just the panels open and then “I’m Fineee” is both cute and hilarious

[@juukachan3510]

*Coming through, Whee~!*

[@stevenfaz2385]

Juuka Chan *nevermind her*

[@Scothulu]

*Help!...Somethings Wrong... Im Scared!*

[@hello.9958]

I have never felt like a want to protect something this much in my whole life

[@jadekaay]

*"Help.. Nothing's wrong"* - Morph Hex III

[@Bob-es4ru]

It said “Something” not “Nothing”.

[@madeleinecookie2217]

He said Nothing's Wrong

[@madeleinecookie2217]

@@Bob-es4ru 0:53 Help, Nothing's wrong..

[@eleSDSU]

@@madeleinecookie2217 Clearly saying "something's"

[@angelcolon1397]

Why isn’t nobody talking about the frightened baby? I swear that kid when it grows up is gonna have nightmares about the weird spherical spider calling him in his dreams.

[@NineSun001]

Unless the toddler has the fragile of an american who needs meds and docs every five minutes something unexpected happens he will be fine.

[@Minimize501]

@@NineSun001 America has literally nothing to do with anything going on here...

[@angelcolon1397]

@@NineSun001 what does america even has to do with the video or the joke i just said? why do you europeans hate americans so much?

[@DalionHeartTTV]

To be fair, that child didn't hear the voices we were hearing. Those were sound files from the game Portal and Portal 2 being skillfully edited into the scenes.

[@angelcolon1397]

@@DalionHeartTTV wow it really had me fooled lol

[@Ragdollpropchannel]

"Coming through! Weeeee!" I'll take 10.

[@ktc776]

*I'll take your entire stock!*

[@clementmeril751]

I LL TAKE YOUR ENTERPRISE SIR!!

[@ChaGoreMag]

I'lL tAkE yOuRe EnTiRe StOcK

[@yifeiren8004]

Step aside, I will take all stock including further

[@cabbagyboi9129]

I think the creepiness mostly just comes from the fact that everything else is dead silent

[@loafthebread8771]

The voice is so cute I CANT

[@codybuckler6027]

yeah killing the turrets always made me feel bad after...

[@thatonerex379]

same when i saw one on the conveyor belt i saved it and cried when it disintegrated... now i feel depressed again.

[@WulfSkoll]

Jump'in mech oh no, ball at now saente. run

[@cheesymasenko1568]

The voice is not coming from the robot, those are lines from Portal 2 if u get the robot tho u can place a speaker on one of its legs or where there is more space

[@amirrezaa3808]

Cody Buckler I don't kill them.i usually face them to a wall so they can't shoot.

[@TheTechNerd365]

"Will you come over here..." "I never liked her"

[@fleecemanjenkins6648]

robo salt

[@azuliachan7290]

TheTechNerd365 XD " i never liked her "

[@captaincaboose1011]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Connvr11]

Omg I found this video again I remember when I was younger I wanted one

[@supereece9000]

this is adorable, and fucking scary at the same time

[@barrydorado3732]

Cute noise terret

[@barrydorado3732]

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

[@barrydorado3732]

COMING PRO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@lukatolstov5598]

ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

[@catmonkshiro]

okay... first... this needs to be a thing. like it actually needs to talk like a portal 2 turret :P second: I want one. that has to be the most adorable piece of technology to exist.

[@SonidoFenomenal]

Apart from Cosmo? Ok

[@PixelLeaff]

When that robot said "wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" it makes me want to rewatch that part because IT WAS SO ADORABLE. Edit: DAAANG THIS DUMB COMMENT WAS MADE FROM A 13 YEAR OLD 3 YEARS AGO, WHY AM I GAINING LIKES

[@Littlejudokick]

ikr XD

[@wheatley8741]

0:48

[@Nohhjkl]

thats adorable? well no shit.

[@s_a_mantha]

Some Mii Gunner. Ikr X3

[@undeadgomez]

Some Mii Gunner. YUPPPP

[@azar5255]

This is AMAZING! i rly love this!

[@NoMoreHero51]

Just imagine that on the actual battlefield with that voice xD

[@towoaster653]

Yeah except ya slap a mine on top of it, then it’s proper deadly

[@pizzaclock9732]

@@towoaster653 slap a mf c4 on that

[@sacktheripper786]

And it just murders an entire country

[@noise9355]

Who else thinks this is kinda cute?

[@yukinezx342]

Its cute

[@nicolrb2210]

“Kinda”?

[@TreyDobe]

It would be even cuter with a gun

[@Cactuardude]

Everyone

[@DkKombo]

Absolutely

[@starmie9388]

GLaDOS : Take it this one is defective.. Turret ball : Im different! Me (As chell) : This turret now belongs to me!

[@Starmiesalt]

HEY IT'S ME-

[@Thatonerandomsnowman]

0:03 owowowow

[@SpitfireTheWolf]

0:23 Is anyone there? Oh. Hi! *Sad Machine by Porter Robinson starts playing*

[@sorentothesky]

OMFG YAAAS

[@ooferguy6170]

Spitfire The Wolf YES

[@TheHolyToaster]

THIS IS IT, IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 7 YEARS I am so glad I found it again, these were the first types of videos I watched

[@djentyboi8917]

All I typed in was robot ball lmao

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

Good for you ☺️

[@sledgehamma9640]

No!you are so gladOS

[@confusioned2249]

Sadness: **literally just existing** 0:46 : I don't think so

[@indecisive4251]

0:15 when puberty hits

[@Thatonerandomsnowman]

🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 HAAAHH!!!!!HAHAAH

[@user-123-r8s]

😂😂😂

[@lukatolstov5598]

I didn't get it...

[@lordrain8]

This with an AI voice box = probably best robot companion

[@bartwestenenk6088]

lordrain8 companion ball*

[@peaceofpie94]

I want these to be mass produced so I can get my grubby hands on one omfg

[@Ubeogesh]

if every1 has them that would be mainstream and boring

[@peaceofpie94]

i don't think a talking, rolling little robot buddy with the cutest voice ever would get boring anytime soon tbh

[@chrisgaming9567]

And unlike a pet animal you wouldn't even have to feed it or clean up it's shit!

[@TLAO777]

jeanny -tini me too

[@wrmoose6542]

they have not came out yet. they was testing the ROBOT

[@breanawantsahug.9107]

1:25 "i never liked her" XD

[@PurplePiiPii]

yea I heard it

[@ram_slade-10minsofgameplay23]

breana wants a hug. LOL

[@SolidMetal8718]

Imagine them glowing with 1 wide circular red led at a time, poiting to whatever its looking/focusing on and does so only at night/dark areas

[@coffeeaddict2609]

How this ended up in my recommended, idk but this was adorable

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

Cos everyone needs one, duh

[@tomatoblast3465]

It: I'm scared... Me: **MANLY SCREAMING** TIME FOR A CRUSADE BOIS!

[@theatomickatz]

Holy shit. All of my money.

[@theatomickatz]

i know this.

[@rhodrigoyamamoto3563]

Shut up and take my money!

[@savagebeastxl9670]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@fishiecapricorn]

Shut and take my minecraft diamonds 💎 😍😍😍😍

[@iambutter25]

DeepDonutfatality I don't think anyone would want that

[@Olistern]

I remember I saw this when I was a kid and I thought that was the actual voice of that robot

[@clarkstone439]

I can honestly see nasa viewing this as a great design for exploring various terrain. I mean, between the self rolling fast locomotion, and the legged walking mode, i can honestly see this traversing a variety of different terrain.

[@Soken50]

There's a reason the rovers travel at a fraction of a mile an hour and it's not because we can't design faster ones, there is a lot of delay and obstacles to navigate, jagged rocks that puncture even their metal treads, you don't want to roll your billions of dollars precisely calibrated equipment millions of kilometers away in the sand and jagged rocks and risk damaging it.

[@stevenfaz2385]

0:33 i immediately thought it was gonna do the turret song

[@Artameful]

Steven Faz2 they should have implemented that. I NEED IT

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb2688]

*Turret* : Immobile Robot with guns *This* : Roly Poly Robot without guns so if you combine the two.... It’s literally a Droideka. The roly poly ones in Star Wars. Only instead of an adorable little voice and personality, droidekas have a shield

[@eschatical4052]

Hey Ferb...

[@lannobile7260]

@@eschatical4052 ...I know what we're gonna do today!

[@chaotixthefox]

Well, Droidekas are wheels. This is a sphere, so it's objectively superior.

[@something1135]

@@chaotixthefox objection: wheels can control direction more effectively and efficiently than spheres

[@chaotixthefox]

@@something1135 A sphere can move in any direction without turning.

[@MrBalaki97]

This is so damn cute I didn’t know I need one till now. 😊

[@pixelmace1423]

Everyone: GIVE IT A GUN! me:give it to me

[@LoboGuarah]

The gun or...

[@pixelmace1423]

Yes

[@Zacromaniac]

@@LoboGuarah I can take both thank you

[@LoboGuarah]

@@Zacromaniac Phrasing.

[@DigDig_1999]

I just realized... please tell me it can sing