Morrowind Combat

[@LaFaveBros]

Morrowinded Check out more Ben and Emmett here: kzbin.info/door/B-WA5nPX-W1oNch8nXzdsQ

[@Garry_Combine]

Nice work, you physical fitness is amazing.

[@HAZNAUT]

*there running, that's illiegal in morrowind, they should be slowly trapesing while stepping 2 meters at a time*

[@kirkfogg8366]

You N'wahs been drinking that balmora blu again haven't you?

[@eliwoodnguyen1505]

Aaah The pain The pain🤣🤣

[@DietSushi]

Amazing video like always

[@KS-db3we]

"What's the matter? GETTING TIRED?!"

[@2525Kody]

You N'wah!

[@TheRealTakistani]

Come on now, there's no need to get violent.

[@timhook2086]

Kshitiz Sharma as they miss 3 hits in a row.

[@Highwind_]

"There is no escape!!!"

[@Investigamer]

"I'm just warming up you pathetic worm!!!"

[@clayhamric4428]

Inhaler: Restore 50 Fatigue

[@PIKL_Creep]

That should be a real mod.

[@dancan4949]

A common remedy for ash lungs.

[@griplimit]

PIKL Creep there is... It’s called Fallout

[@ejanocrowsnatcher]

Restore 50 but it takes 5 seconds lol

[@Bluehawk2008]

"You have been contracted Redmountain Asthma: Fatigue"

[@glomann]

*start of battle, both sides unscathed* "Your wounds are great!"

[@sygos]

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

[@Eisofice]

They're not talking about physical wounds, they see the look in your eyes and they know your heart is wounded

[@sandrobot809]

@André Luis the mere thought of a dark brotherhood assassin quickloading when it doesn't go his way stresses me out

[@swoopiepoopy1608]

You will suffer greatly!

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

you N'wah!

[@TheEpicDuck23]

“Your skill isn’t high enough to hit accurately” Well how do I increase my skill? “Use the weapon”

[@wanderer1636]

More specifically, "hit people with the weapon"

[@BunnyHoppin-]

Or... hear me out. Use the weapon types you chose to be proficient with at character creation. If you want to use weapons that your character knows nothing about pay a weapons master to teach you. At level 20-25 you start having good chances to hit. After 50 you hit 95% of the time.

[@artemislogic5252]

@@BunnyHoppin- or just do the soultrap glitch and fortify skill to 100

[@TealWolf26]

But how am I supposed to use it? "You hit them." I can't hit them. "Then raise your skill." How?!!? "...By hitting them." Agggghhhhhhh!!! Swisssh, swisshh, swishhh, swishhhh, swasssshh, swissshhh. "Good, good. You'll hit me one day and get rewarded with 1xp towards your next level!"

[@agihammerthief8953]

Or pay a pile of septims to a coach at the Fighters Guild. To get the septims, abuse alchemy.

[@SpookSkellington]

There's a wizard in the corner trying to blow them both up but... "you failed casting the spell"

[@imjustsomeguy5048]

Underrated comment

[@Cragmortis]

You cast the spell out of 5 attempts BUT IT MISSES.

[@AlexisTheDragon]

@@Cragmortis spells cant miss.

[@BrotherSean]

Imperial: "You make this TOO EASY!!!" *miss miss miss*

[@Swordofswordom]

Nord: "Now this is fighting!" *miss miss miss*

[@Jackraiden500]

What killed the game for me personally :(

[@KingBrandonm]

@@Jackraiden500 On PC they have an accuracy mod

[@daedalus6433]

Nord: "Now THIS is fighting!" *miss miss hit miss*

[@oblivionguard9022]

*Cliffracer screeching* *hit* *hit* *hit*

[@baeyensraphael3902]

"Surrender now and I might let you live!" I remember when i was very young i actually thought an imperial opponent would let me live if i stopped attacking him after he said that. Sadly I realized later it was just a random combat line

[@davidkyo1985]

To be fair, he did say "might".

[@Notion3D]

That's funny, I probably reacted the same way back in the day. They added the ability to yield in the next game, Oblivion : ]

[@AthenisOculi]

Happen the same with me and Skyrim, there's a chance of the enemy say something like "Mercy" or "Let me go" but I've already pressed the attack button and he died. I got really sad because I thought it's was like that you earn other Followers, then when it happened again I stop hitting, the guy lift up and kill me with a Axe.

[@elgatochurro]

Oof

[@allenholloway5109]

@@AthenisOculi That's why I almost always play Skyrim with some sort of AI improvement that actually lets enemies run away for more than three seconds.

[@charlottejun-olm6112]

An inhaler is just a real life stamina potion I can't believe I never realized.

[@ajaakola2]

Inhaler/energydrink

[@amenthegreat3761]

@@ajaakola2 Inhalers are more accurate since their energy boost is near instantaneous.

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@amenthegreat3761 Energy drinks increase your maximum stamina instead of restoring the current amount.

[@captainoldspices3119]

HAHA! Yes!

[@amenthegreat3761]

@@georgiykireev9678 So energy drinks are a stamina boost while inhalers are stamina recovery.

[@Sentinello]

You should rest and meditate on what you’ve learned.

[@dps1689]

Dont untill youve increased 10 skills, so to utilize max points to distribute

[@VortechBand]

@@dps1689 If I remember, the optimal was 2 skill points, so you could reach the highest possible character level :)

[@dps1689]

@@VortechBand 3 if I remember correctly. Three skills for one point. Nine skills leveled get you 3. Ten skills to be sure. Thats what I used to do if I remember correctly. But maybe it was 2, been too long, cant say for certain.

[@viveka2994]

@@dps1689 x5

[@KnightMan222]

You can't rest here, enemies are nearby

[@artursartemjevs6097]

When I hear battle sounds from Morrowind my brain automatically adds cliff racer screeching...

[@tyokabina2829]

Oh thank goodness its not just me 😅

[@LecherousLizard]

After all those years I can *_still_* hear them.

[@kamelwurm3453]

it's the Ptsd :D

[@fisher00769]

This is legit

[@RiC_David]

Did that just...ah shit it's definitely more than one.

[@sethsybrandy3218]

Innacurate: The run didn't look like you had a really weird pole up your rear.

[@jamesonahill]

Lmao that's how it is on xbox, they had to simplify a lot of the animations and textures to save space and memory, it looks better on pc

[@AGUS71n]

@@jamesonahill uh, no?

[@jamesonahill]

@@AGUS71n one sec, I'll find a comparison video

[@jamesonahill]

@@AGUS71n kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYPHioaJZa16jNU 1:19

[@jamesonahill]

@@AGUS71n I couldnt find a very good video that shows the pc running animations, but if you slow this down and compare it, you can see that the animation is better kzbin.info/www/bejne/baC9eGRspdKMr6c

[@datboi265]

Should've been jumping while running; need to get acrobatics up.

[@ibnyahud]

lol right, any morrowind vet knows hopping is the main means of travel

[@TehSeksyManz]

I've heard the jumping thud noise more times than any other noise in existence

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I did so much jumping on my first run that by the time I got to the Telvani towers, I didn't even need levitate, I could parkour up the whole thing. I also managed to do Bloodmoon without cheats or OP gear by climbing the walls and avoiding all the werewolves.

[@BrotherSean]

2:19 Looks like they're both trying to increase their acrobatics

[@MyWatchIsEnded]

Player->setacrobatics 200 Player->setfatigue 2000 Player->sethealth 2000 Jump away!

[@MeatyGoodness]

"You N'wah!"

[@karelleet]

Filthy swith

[@eruntalion]

STOOPID

[@snailman7989]

SWIT

[@sticklyboi]

the true nword

[@Kris.G]

I was grinding, you were dreaming, I don't care to know your name.

[@endeavour5762]

I remember when i first played Morrowind i got killed by a naked nord with his fists because i had low fatigue and he kept knocking me down and stunlocking me because unarmed attacks drain fatigue and your chracter becomes temporarily paralysed if you try to drain from 0 fatigue. So this guy was naked and i was in all steel armour and he was just wailing on me for 5 minutes while i was stunlocked on the ground, doing 1 or 2 damage to me per hit.

[@Amonny]

The guy with no pants has mad hand-to-hand skills.

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

get some tissue paper and increase one haned combat today!

[@s52pana]

I had a dude with 100 hand to hand skill... fought that leader woamn of the Fryse hags and she beat me into this shallow puddle.... so while I had 0 fatigue, she was punching me and I was drowning.....

[@endeavour5762]

@@s52pana lol

[@ashvermilion]

Lmao, I remember when I was still new with Morrowind and I had this nasty idea of kicking Vivec's butt for fun. Even with my 100 stats, I was still missing my attacks for Azura's sake, and finally I thought of the idea to punch him to death, which works like a charm.

[@belmontofastora3665]

*finally land killing blow* Dying dark elf woman: "STOOPID"

[@Bluesit32]

"You n'waaaah..."

[@doktorbones2800]

"EEEEEEE" *FALLS OVER DRAMATICALLY*

[@jasonscottjenkins]

Swit

[@Jagknorr]

Hahaha my favorite

[@CleopatraKing]

:casts chameleon 80% Sneak behind woman *STOOPID*

[@SSJNeV]

I will never ever forget the sound of a missed weapon attack...that cliff racer died within the next 200 hit attempts tho

[@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg]

you’d never live that long

[@Darkspinesupersonic8]

@Grym Fuck you, honestly. Your comment reeks of snide and snarky tone.

[@coda56]

@Grym Yikes.

[@unlimitedpower1385]

@Grym i mean youre not wrong

[@clawhunter432]

@Grym Just yikes. Don't defend a dated roleplaying game for it's lackluster gameplay.

[@rickyspanish641]

By the Nine! They didn't turn on always use best attack.

[@darmakx99]

Why would anyone turn that on?

[@jamesonahill]

@gage stdon it may be for losers, but to be fair, most people do use it

[@Vedlom]

Using that is a cardinal sin.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

*Laughs in Accurate Attack mod*

[@jamesonahill]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 1, that has nothing to do with best attack and attack variants, 2, go back to skyrim, casual

[@chiefsean16]

"YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY."

[@prizmrunner2780]

Donald Trump

[@Marckillius]

N'WAH

[@duraluminiumalloy9248]

Oh stop it. Now you're sounding just like my brain at 1 am.

[@waaaaaaah5135]

Surrender now, and I might let you live!

[@rhyethepie2741]

Inaccurate: their bodies aren't 75% legs.

[@Tired-Merc]

Hmm i remember it being 85%

[@TheSilverPhoenix100]

And they dont walk like an entire broom was shoved up their ass

[@user-ms5tq1dh7i]

@@TheSilverPhoenix100 oh my lord that is the most accurate thing about morrowind i've ever heard LMAO

[@truewalter4193]

Inaccurate: They didn't get stuck in trees and rocks ;)

[@JohanKylander]

@@TheSilverPhoenix100 Khajiit and Argonian gang

[@Graknorke]

I like how every person makes the exact same mistake of sprinting into combat when they start playing this game. Shared experiences

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

or using weppins they havent skilled for. if you know how it works its OK.

[@Mae_Dastardly]

I like standing around waiting for the enemy to charge me. Whenever they do I go "oh, you're approaching me"

[@bobobsen]

It's not sprinting, it's a slow jog. The alternative is an excruciatingly slow walk.

[@Solaris428]

I spent almost the entire game writing down the locations of trainers and power leveling until i maxed out everything i wanted.

[@loss6199]

It’s just so funny

[@themanhimself4796]

Speak quickly LaFave Bro's, I haven't much time.

[@reynutz]

*YOUNGMAN

[@ZartoriasHorrorGames]

WHAT DO YOU WANT OUTLANDER? I'm playing nowadays xD

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

Outlander?

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

Moth'sera?

[@daedalus6433]

SPEAK QUICKLY, OUTLANDER, OR GO AWAY

[@gb9884]

"You're hardly a match for me!" *swoosh swoosh swoosh

[@szabolcsmolnar4455]

He needs an inhaler because he's a Dunmer and smokes 263637 packs of cigarettes a day.

[@Phoniexwolf209]

You mean he eats that moon sugar and smokes that skooma pipe to much x3

[@hans_____]

My first combat experience was fighting a rat with a dagger cause that's all I had. I died.

[@tree4318]

Yeah same, I ran away from it and hid in some building, tried to rest and heal up but went out and it was waiting for me there, F.

[@masterdrewanthony]

La meme for me 😂

[@spikem5950]

I started with a pretty strong build for shortsword fighting. I tried to fight rats. My sword must have apparently been made of ectoplasm because it phased through the rat and never hit him once. One guy on the forum said I should've been kicking ass with that build, the rest just went all "git gud" on me. I went back to Oblivion.

[@SirBladewind]

"There is no escape!" *Miss miss miss miss* "Raaaaah!" *Miss miss miss miss* "You will suffer greatly!"

[@JBSauce]

YOU N'WAH!

[@candlestyx8517]

This is the end of you, swit!

[@candlestyx8517]

Die fetcher!

[@Bomber_Ted]

"I'm done, I need a cigarette." was pretty much my entire military career.

[@randomdude4816]

Ahaha ya'll find any possible way to let people know you were in the army!

[@moritztabor7804]

@@randomdude4816 Chill man it was a fucking joke. You dont know him

[@wingsofdivorce7606]

Ok boomer

[@randomdude4816]

@@moritztabor7804 As you can see, I too was laughing about the matter - so it's you that needs to chill my man

[@moritztabor7804]

@@randomdude4816 You're right. I judged too soon

[@Jyxa]

Oh my god I love this, reminds me of how hearing the battle horns and seeing some dude slow motion running at me from a mile away sketched the shit out of me.

[@Makujah_]

Sounds like a monty python sketch from holy grail

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@Makujah_ Monty Python literally had a sketch with exactly this

[@intuitivedruid5732]

Aww man i havent felt that since i started playing back before oblivion. I always though ik i dont have the best equipment and my skills are low and holy crap they used a magic spell im so screwed! Lol.... Fond memories. Thank you for sharing!

[@kaydotcontent]

Morrowind is the best thing ever. You start the game and you can't kill shit. You're slow. You don't have nice weapons or armour. Everyone kills you 1 hit. Yet somehow you are at the end of the game, look around you, remember when you started the game and you were a weakling, then look again at yourself and you see your character full equipped with powerful enchantments, all skills really high..... That game was the thing. By then you can levitate for an hour with incredible speed, cast fireballs with the power of a nuclear bomb and you don't remember how it used to feel missing every attack. :'). Best elder scrolls.

[@MattChez]

2:10 "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

[@paulovictorgodinho2768]

What happens in the story of Vvanderfell if you persist?

[@MattChez]

You get stuck unable to finish the main quest. No invincible NPCs in Morrowind so you can wreck the main story by killing the wrong person.

[@paulovictorgodinho2768]

@@MattChez, but still nothing happens.

[@MattChez]

Well no, but it makes it so you can never finish the main story.

[@paulovictorgodinho2768]

@@MattChez, I've already know that.

[@chrissy1045]

I seriously thought he was gonna miss the backstab

[@draggo69]

I feel like they missed the "I just shat my pants" walking animating Morrowind used

[@wanderer1636]

To be fair, only the beastmen get that one

[@acbeaumo]

@@wanderer1636 No, even the other races have a particular "strut" that makes it look like they're trying to keep their ass cheeks apart.

[@frname7665]

Nah the joke in this video isn't mimicking Morrowind's animations like they usually do in their Oblivion skits, it's to translate the weird combat system in a real situation. Them mimicking the animations would have made this less funny imo

[@Kingtot]

"Hrruagh!"

[@dtims3262]

Missed the cartoonish whack sound effect when the hit lands.

[@Blueshirt38]

The sound of breaking an ostrich egg with a wooden mallet.

[@falcon989]

Lotsa Spaghetti Hilarious! It’s only surpassed by the WWII bomb explosion whenever you land any magic attack BOOOOM

[@sazzaxeight3124]

Wait...you can actually HIT your opponents in Morrowind?! XD

[@ShroudedEnigma]

The sound of two raw steaks slapping together

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

*CRUNCH*

[@melissa-mo2ut]

"Stoopid!"

[@sidgar1]

"You n'wah!"

[@ShadowXAssass1n91]

Die fetcher

[@billyjean90]

*stabs guy in the face Morrowind: *miss

[@Jamie76310]

I feel like I just watched a modern day Monty Python clip

[@warrax111]

You know at least what Morrowind is? :)

[@Frogoth]

@@warrax111 I think she knows, she only said that their humor is a monthy python like

[@AssasC49DT]

@@Frogoth Do girls know about Morrowind? Who informed them? I certainly haven't.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@AssasC49DT Have they heard of the high elves?

[@AssasC49DT]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp They'll be seeing you.

[@majuskulle]

Oh my yes, the real Morrowind experience.

[@Jadchan]

Ahh yes Morrowind: Asthma Simulator

[@sandrobot809]

only game where the main character is just as out of shape as the person controlling them

[@TheSenCost]

@@sandrobot809 Forget about VR, that's REAL immersion.

[@Demodex21]

ASHtma

[@retbookers]

They must be Lvl 1 still. 2:23 best way to increase Acrobatics

[@user-ev8lv7ot1x]

You have not yet discovered jumping up Vivec Cantons I assume

[@gnuling296]

did you recognize the line "having a wonderful time?" There was a video on youtube when Oblivion was new where the character with acrobatics 100 jumped around to the song Living in the sunlight.

[@retbookers]

@@user-ev8lv7ot1x what Morrowind doesn't that??

[@raandomplayer8589]

@@gnuling296 pls link, i want to see it

[@gnuling296]

@@raandomplayer8589 The audio got removed. The video is still there "Oblivion Fun" from 2006 with almost half a million views. The song is supposed to be "Living in the sunlight". Typing this was faster than looking for the link.

[@JazzJackrabbit]

Fans: "Skyrim combat is BAD!" Morrowind: *sweats nervously*

[@daedalus6433]

@Grym People just can't fathom dice rolls in a D&D-inspired RPG from 2002 where you usually start off with your weapon skills being realistically trash.

[@jackhazardous4008]

ladies, ladies calm down. You're BOTH hideous.

[@Infiniti1606]

@@daedalus6433 Usually ? Choose your class wisely ! x) Marskman and long sword are a must in major abilities for newbies. With a 35 to 45 to begin with, even with bad roll, you can fight with low risk the bandits dungeon near seyda neen. If you choose a spear to kill a rat while you've only got the basic 5 in it... Well... You will not be killed by the rat but by your own stupidity. XD

[@daedalus6433]

@@Infiniti1606 Well, yeah. People just don't know how to spec.

[@perryborn2777]

I like the Morrowind combat waaay more than Skyrim's, it gives you a lot more options in melee and magic than Skyrim did. It's ranged combat feels kinda garbage though imo, cause even properly aimed shots can miss

[@seanfrance6518]

Neither of them tried eating 100 loaves of bread, extremely inaccurate.

[@docmoreau7540]

bread has no effect on you

[@kiwifruitbird5752]

Eating food doesn't restore health in Morrowind

[@barkspasenine]

Bread for stamina so you actually have a chance to hit, not to heal

Eating raw ingredients only works in some mods

[@thelippyserver58]

@ I'm pretty sure it works in vanilla too, but is dependent on your alchemy skill, and those mods simply make it 100% reliable.

[@Snairster]

Imagine a full scale war like this in Morrowind, like thousands vs thousands.

[@notcreativeenoughtomakeupn6935]

The engine couldnt handle it

[@TealWolf26]

The only casualty was a Nord that stabbed himself in the foot and got infected with the ash. The rest got tired and went home.

[@queuedjar4578]

Basically what medieval battles were like. Soldiers carried a lot of equipment (armor and swords are heavy) and did a lot of marching, often under-fed and/or over fatigued and very often in harsh weather conditions on either the hot or cold spectrum, especially if they've been in a long campaign or have been fighting long and hard battles. It was mostly a matter of out tiring your opponent and whoever collapses first would lose. So Morrowind isn't entirely inaccurate from a realistic combat fatigue standpoint.

[@tekken.universal2343]

@@queuedjar4578 IT IS A LOT BUT OK ITS YOUR OPINION

It might be possible but probably wouldn't be much fun when the engine started crapping itself. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWXViaaoj7eWnrM

[@lordpenn]

"Argh." --Nord, Morrowind

[@VortechBand]

*coughs*

[@MisterAcker]

*Dark Elf VS. A Cliff Racer* Dark Elf: "You N'wah-t army?" Cliff Racer: *multiplies*

[@glomann]

Underrated pun

[@TealWolf26]

"And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side-" *swish* "The two other Cliff Racers you didn't even know were there."

[@paulovictorgodinho2768]

I hate those bastards.

[@UnQuacker]

@@paulovictorgodinho2768 everyone does...

[@paulovictorgodinho2768]

@@UnQuacker, look it back, here goes another one!

[@ramgladore]

How can you kill a God when you can't even hit a regular guy? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

[@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork]

"You're done, little tin-man" lol.

[@crispy-pt9pq]

lafave bros videos are so genuine and charming, and remind me of early youtube in the best way possible

[@gabrieleadami5265]

"There is no escape!"

[@kylehyde215CA]

"No! Get away!"

[@majormetalitroncokacola5679]

"It's so hot" As I look outside to the vast Canadian icicle.

[@superslayerguy]

the sound of those weapons wooshing through the air gives me such a nostalgic rush

[@yoface2537]

Fatigue is a real killer Im just glad i got semi reliable weapon early game and some dark brotherhood armor

[@Tedscwa]

Haha love this! How I've always felt playing Morrowind

[@DuQey]

The inhaler got me good, well done, as usual

[@billjoe2080]

0:53 When you have a crippling jet addiction

[@j3h95]

This comment is very fallout inspired and i love it 🤣🤣

[@jessefoutz597]

ME: "I hope they start playing the combat music with the horn fanfare at the beginning..." VIDEO: combat music with the horn fanfare

[@baronofbahlingen9662]

“You N’wah” *Clink* “You will suffer greatly” *Clink* “Garrr” *Clink*

[@Gergoth117]

The sound of attacks actually landing scared the hell outta me...it's so damn loud

[@TheNN]

Every mage character ever after seeing this: *laughs in magic*

[@nikaladz6681]

You wont be laughing when your casts fail 80% of the time.

[@drweegee123]

You failed casting the spell

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

You still need a full fatigue. It affects Everything, from weapon to spell casting.

[@drillbit6532]

Y O U F A I LE D C A S T I N G T H E S P E L L

[@andrewgodly5739]

Cries in missing the target do to user error. Then cries in failing the next cast. Then runs out of magicika and starts balling while trying to find a bed

[@JACkEBOY532]

Imagine going to the park and seeing 2 grown men do this ahahah

[@EmmettLaFave]

Most people made sure to keep their distance as they looked on silently for like 3 to 5 minutes and then left lol

[@JACkEBOY532]

@@EmmettLaFave i would've joined in

[@elsdodo]

I'd frequent that park

[@sygos]

what do I say to my doctor so he can prescribe me a potion of stamina?

[@cruzito8383]

My eyes hurt.

[@SmokeRodent]

Erectile dysfunction

[@sygos]

thanks everyone i got put in a psychiatric hold for 72 hours

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

wasnt there a "potion of the steed" somewhere? or was it oblivion?

[@TheArnoldification]

this is all happening outside of seyda neen and 2 imperial guards + some random dark elf in rags are just watching it, unblinking

[@jordanbro8457]

Morrowind is the best entry in the series and needs a remaster!

[@roberthermann97]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJmpc6iLl9OXnNE

[@LadislausKallig]

@@roberthermann97 lol. Do you really believe, that they'll do smth? Unfortunately skywind is not the project you can expect.

[@quarreneverett4767]

@@LadislausKallig the morrowind project where they rebuilt game code might have something to say

[@Infiniti1606]

@@roberthermann97 _laugh in open source_ kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYizcnqrhdiEaqM

[@vodliedood3385]

Why I do agree that it's probably the best elder scrolls game, the combat pretty much ruins everything its absolute ass. That's what drove me away from the game

[@eno88]

This video is more accurate than swinging a sword in Morrowind.

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Or they could be running up against each other, then stop and start to throw dice before making each strike. Although the video is already quite hilarious.

[@Tinkuwu]

When you have 0 agility but so does the enemy.

[@YeOlde_Monk]

This weird combat system is THE only thing that keeps me from playing Morrowind for the first time in my life. Started several times, with and without mods... but Jesus Christ, this combat... I just can't. Not after Oblivion and Skyrim, where you ACTUALLY swing and hit with your weapon. - Dmitry, the Nerevarine. Killed by rat.

[@boiledelephant]

It is profoundly unrealistic, but once you buy into the mechanic, make it past the dreadful first few encounters and start levelling up the skills you need, it's oddly compelling. Especially when you start to get things like hand-to-hand really high and can basically sucker-punch an NPC unconscious right out of the gate.

[@plisskensstudio1306]

Absolutely agree. I'm like Skyrim and Oblivion too, but Morrowind with chance of hitting combat system feels very bad for me. I can understand chance hitting in turn-based combat systems, like in Divinity: Original Sin or Wasteland 3, but not in real-time RPG with first person view

[@fangorn23]

I was grinning right up until the asthma inhaler came out, then I bust up laughing

[@MunchkinJax]

You know, I always meant to watch your guys' content, but never really found the motivation to. This Morrowind stuff really brought me back to when I was really little, sitting and watching my brother absolutely clean out Balmora of any and all valuables

[@animuauntie]

*Your longblade skill has reached level 8*

[@emperordemetrius3832]

Imperial Watch coming around the corner: WHATS THE MATTER? GETTING TIRED?

[@Kainlarsen]

"How does it feel to know DEATH is near?"

[@xarvis9047]

More accurate than the combat itself in Morrowind.

[@LuisLopez-ub4pp]

Todd Howard has left the chat.

[@FireFoxBancroft]

Todd Howard was behind Morrowind.

[@jami376]

Sick of people in the comments thinking they have a license to use N'wah. Check your privilege! Be seeing you.

[@Transgender-ProphetMohammed]

😂🤣

[@Untamed64]

Not pictured: Have to physically roll a dice during combat to see if any attacks connect Cliff racers Getting a perfect headshot on an enemy using the bow, but the miss sound effect plays

[@johnp5048]

"THIS IS THE END OF YOU, SWIT!!" Misses a bunch of times and then gets killed

[@henreyeraser3402]

This is basically what happens to people who don't realize accuracy drops by each percent lower than 50% stamina. Basically, 0% stamina = missing every attack.

[@DoppSkates]

Thats... that's the point they're trying to make on the video.... they wasted their stamina running toward each other making their hits miss because the accuracy was lowered..

[@henreyeraser3402]

@Patrick G Actually, it's easy to have well over 50% stamina. Use heavy attacks over light ones when your target can survive a few light ones (you recover stamina when charging heavy attacks). Sprint only in small bursts, giving enough time to recover the lost stamina. There are more options to keep stamina high.

[@henreyeraser3402]

@@DoppSkates That's the point of my comment -_-

[@MorganChaos]

@@henreyeraser3402 sure, but it's also really easy to be at 0 if you get impatient and aren't expecting a fight.

[@henreyeraser3402]

@@MorganChaos Yeah, but if that happens just use potions/magic/enchants to restore stamina, or just walk around while waiting for stamina to regain a good bit. I always think of the last 50% as reserve stamina, and only use when absolutely necessary, like fleeing from high level mages, that I always forget about -_-

[@tristentyler9271]

That is TERRIFYINGLY accurate.

[@LeonAugienstein]

The most accurate depiction of the Morrowind experience yet.

[@TheGoodLuc]

No cliff racers, so no.

[@МарияКод-с2э]

😂а где то с верху, летает скальный наездник!!!🐉

[@draco107]

Ahhh, this takes me back a solid 15 years or so.

[@odeiomine]

Next Skit: "You failed casting the spell"

[@lara-tf1do]

*Me starts morrowind again* KZbin 3 hours later : recommends this

[@LilleBazo]

Yeah... I see nothing wrong here, pretty accurate!

[@marwi16a53]

And then, me (an Altmer mage joins the fight): You both better surrender and I might let you go “You failed casting the spell“ “You failed casting the spell“ “You failed casting the spell“ “You failed casting the spell“ ...

[@Outcrow]

“The prey approaches.” The Prey:

[@Ceber911]

Uses inhaler to restore 50 Fatigue *Todd Howard* wants to know your location

[@OBOII]

Me and the boys at the medieval reenactment event

[@mmorpger0558]

The schoolyard swing set, the metal fences, the street lamps in the background, the guy wearing sneakers, and the inhaler really broke my immersion. ;)

[@3yron]

It’s all the ash from Red Mountain, it makes it so you can’t catch your breath.

[@keinebuhnefurgrune506]

Morrowind: The game where hits on your armor make your speakers explode

[@chibidakis1]

Azura: *drops Ring of Azura at end of the story* Nerevarine: Ohhhhh, now you give it to me?!

[@SanelyRed]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

[@sandrobot809]

"Horrible creatures." "Bye." "Farewell."

[@ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE]

@@Transgender-ProphetMohammed Lol. Love how you said it.

[@MisogynyMan]

This explains my 30 minute experience with Morrowind perfectly.

[@JamestheFreak24]

They invested in each other's weapon skills instead of their own

[@TheMrolio22]

This was also how real medieval warfare was

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

It is actually extremely hard to come close to hitting someone without actually doing it, so... these guys need massive respect.

[@i25island46]

"I need a cigarette"

[@M-Maxentius]

AH yes we have been expecting this video

[@Terralncognita]

> Specs into long blade > Short blade 5 > grabs dagger in census office > 0 fatigue > "combat sucks!!"

[@DannyEastes]

Even with your points properly allocated the combat is still garbage especially early game. You'll hit like 30% of the time and even when your hit chance goes up youre still just spamming LMB until the enemy dies

[@AndreIsrael43]

Random Imperial Guard: "You're mine!" Proceeds to miss every attack...