Mort the Chicken: All Cutscenes and Loading Screens

I (LER) found this game on a demo disc when I was 14. my sisters and I laughed at the single cutscene (which was the intro scene apparently) found on the disc for hours. so I got this game recently, discovered the game was super boring and repetitive, but i still laugh at the self-referencing, over-the-top cutscenes that i found just plain awesome.
so here they are. I played through the whole game just to have these cutscenes recorded and here they are! Enjoy!