MORTAL KOMBAT 11 - Best Johnny Cage Scenes / Funny Moments

MORTAL KOMBAT 11 Best Johnny Cage Scenes and Moments. Funny Johnny Cage scenes and moments in Mortal Kombat 11. It's awesome to have both versions of Johnny Cage interacting with one another and the other characters. Having both types of characters make some great dialogue happen through the Story Mode.
Mortal Kombat 11 Johnny Cage Best Scenes and Moments

[@alexwright5419]

I just like the fact that the person who hates past Johnny the most is Johnny

[@GhostBear3067]

Well if I met my past self I would want to slap me, too.

[@grandmasterblueberryice6108]

GhostBear3067 more like a better educated, but a slap would do.

[@Scorpion-xw9bt]

No, Cyrax spared both Johnny Cage lives

[@thedeuces8851]

If I met my past self I would suplex him for being a weirdo

[@TheEmpressReborn]

I think it's funny that he hates his younger self. Shows how much he's grown up. Kudos to him!

[@marcelocapeljunior3579]

Old Johnny must be having so many embarassed flashbacks just looking at Young Johnny. You can tell he is seconds away from just throtling himself.

[@ultimatepaine6401]

Marcelo Capel Junior older Johnny: I swear to God Johhny if you tell Cassie about the twins at the Hilton Suite, ill risk no longer existing just to shut you up.

[@Pokemon_fan11]

Marcelo Capel Junior kicking them in the balls

[@BossCrazyRoss]

It's like me when I look back at my Facebook post history from when I was 13

[@WillieManga]

Well, he... kinda did. If by the ear counts. It's like he's daddy-ing his own past.

[@paulrippcord506]

I love how Johnny addresses his own father issues. “Dad was an asshole. Hollywood just made us a bigger one.”

[@KigaiOkasu]

Then he crushed younger Johnny's sunglasses. Maybe he hasn't changed that much.

[@damongrimes6096]

Who else wants to see Johnny Cage and Johnny Cage in Timequake movie?

[@victorrain]

Well we know how it ends.

[@CamSiv996]

@@victorrain and the awards it'll receive. Negative.

[@AdamsRock]

I was thinking is a reference to movie "Timecop" with VanDamme.

[@FedorovAvtomat]

@@AdamsRock Which is funny because they wanted Van Damme to be Johnny Cage in the first Mortal Kombat game.

[@PotatoVoid255]

Annnn the Award goes to Johnny cages for making the random movies that is crap award!!

[@soule468]

This is how much sunglasses past Johnny has 👇

[@AnalysisMode80085]

@Nicholas Huizen agree

[@PotatoVoid255]

You Can’t stop the man who punches people’s nuts

[@nexusprime2487]

The amount of likes is how much he buys a $500 dollar sunglasses for each.

[@dswolf123]

I thumbs down because I wanted to break a pair, LOL

[@MorganKayONeal]

@@nexusprime2487 Linden Ashby's Johnny Cage: “Those were five hundred dollar sunglasses, asshole!” I frackin love that line! 😂

[@andrewaustin3836]

You can see the character growth in Johnny in the one shot where he and his past set are looking at sonya. Past Johnny is looking at her with lust and eagerness, while present Johnny is looking at her with the eyes of somebody staring at the woman he loves, his wife and mother of his child

[@prop_copter2172]

Also the wife that died hours earlier.

[@dag1984]

3:33 - 4:32 I love how older Johnny treats his younger self here. Totally like an older brother giving his younger siblings a whooping he has coming.

[@chufeng6223]

More like some type of father or parent.....or super ego...... Johny Cage finally realises why he isnt liked ajhahahahaha/ PS: "IN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME QUAKE!!!"

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

Johnny gets to live a dream of alot of people, getting to actually slap his stupid younger self around, like laot of people would want if htey could meet their younger dumber selves.

[@MaxMikescrool1]

I know right? What gives me some slight chills and really makes me feel is when they’re arguing about humility Young Johnny: Dad always said hungry people eat lunch, humble people serve it Old Cage: *pokes his younger self’s chest* Dad was an asshole and Hollywood made us an EVEN bigger one

[@Usr-xp9lk]

I am offended

[@wolfhurricane897]

It shows his evolution as a character. This plot shows how these characters evolved.

[@MrTheil]

Johnny has had the most character development next to Liu Kang

[@AvalancheTV]

What about Raiden? He used to be all “May the Elder Gods protect us.” then in chapter... 7, his new catchphrase said “May you return victorious.”

[@kylem3686]

Your forgetting about scorpion

[@AvalancheTV]

Potatogamer27 I was kinda joking with the wording but mainly I do think he had some development, since the Elder Gods died.

[@notjohncena6492]

@@kylem3686 omg from villain to hero I say he has the most character development if noob saibot doesn't turn good

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

Liu Kang’s character development chart is kind of like this. Novice -> Expert -> Hero -> Villain -> Lord of death -> Holy deity They literally a 360 degree turn with his character.

[@a.jthomas6132]

The older Johnny is more mature and funnier then his younger self.

[@gokiblack6837]

The younger Johnny Cage is the Future Johnny Cage the old is Johnny Cage is the past cage

[@deathlok6794]

I think younger Johnny is way funnier

[@TKinfinity01]

Goki Black What the Fuck are you trying to say, all I read is gibberish.

[@antoniomarino9444]

"ah he's gonna get us killed"

[@Johsther]

LuDibuja Z ikr but that's what makes him funny. But I like present time Johnny because he is still cool, funny but matured. I mean past Johnny could've get shot when he went straight to the enemies with only a gun and a shield, him getting shot would have lead to present Johnny dying and Cassie disappearing from existence.

[@skeletron69yearsago16]

"How come you're an only child and I got an evil twin?" lmao

[@overlord4938]

They shot our face , Jonny!!!! They shot our face!!

[@thememes3728]

wow jonny johnny

[@Salmando]

He's gonna get us killed!!

[@Hannisah13]

He got all hulk just for the shot in the face. Hahahahaha

[@kassandrahunt4038]

Oh, That's freaky like Friday.

[@skeletron69yearsago16]

They should have made that thing where you have to pick a character so it will be like johnny or johnny

[@JohnSmith-oh5zp]

This voice actor for Johnny Cage is perfect!

[@NateSchulte]

I'll second that

[@game84cube]

Hell yeah

[@masonlomas967]

I think he's more Johnny Cage than all the previous Johnny Cages

[@mavricklight5478]

Yah

[@kobolt5]

John Smith I couldn’t agree more. That’s exactly how I think he would sound.

[@ericpulu2382]

3:42 that has to be the most beautiful slap in a game I’ve ever seen since Detroit 🤣🤣🤣

[@spartnz238]

Lol yeesss

[@fallenninja6859]

Wake up Lieutenant It's me Connor

[@hyperraidsaerofrights5649]

FallenNinja that scene between drunk hank and Connor cracks me up everytime😂😂😂

[@syamsularifin97]

3:50 LMAO 3:56 Epic Line

[@syamsularifin97]

4:08 KUNG FU HUSTLE

[@onlytri6734]

Love the way he says "Oh, I got eyes brother." Lol

[@jayquanvo5134]

I think Johnny Cage is probably the most interesting and developed character in the last 2 Mortal Kombats. His humour, growth as a man, father, husband and hero. Are all very engaging and likeable.

[@ep614]

I love Johnny's voice - his VA is expressive and does an amazing job in bringing the character to life without weird over-acting. NRS picked well here.

[@cloudsombrero]

I prefer mk9 johnny

[@mathybrain8]

4:08 The look on Older Johnny's face. He finds younger him carrying a second pair of the same sunglasses amusing like "Yeah, that was totally me back then."

[@AvalancheTV]

3:58 I love the fact that the creators aren’t scared to show a fighter kill someone in the most gritty way possible, but they are scared to show the glasses break.

[@moonie406]

9:49 the most satisfying moment in history

[@plattv.2250]

Its a KLASSIC

[@mav1884]

Anti-Kpop Girl, AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@amihomophobicifihatemyself8966]

Except for the fact that Kano GOT UP AFTER THAT PUNCH

[@estebanramirez1178]

Shadow kick beats flying kick. Bicycle kick beats shadow kick. But a nut punch wins the day.

[@damswag4270]

Imagine Future Kano...

[@a.jthomas6132]

“They shot our face!” Oh man, same old Johnny. 😂 6:02

[@ps1harrypotter76]

A.J Thomas “No one shoots at the tattoo”

[@fatalwaffle1715]

I'm gonna beat you back to Tex-ass_istan!

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

How come he gets a scar from that, but not from him beating the shit out of himself earlier.

[@princessbeexxxx]

Johnny has definitely matured. He's still himself but he's definitely grown.

[@stopandlisten6070]

I would love to have the chance of giving my younger self advice, but I doubt I'd listen to myself. Never have before...

[@CA-vy8et]

Username does NOT check out.

[@ermonski]

I'd beat up my younger self

[@winster32]

@@ermonski Same.

[@-Th7-]

The classic Johnny Cage split punch scene was my favorite moment in MK 11. Just brilliant. The story arcs in this one, especially with Kang, Sub Zero, Kotal etc were surprisingly very well done.

[@RThyrring]

0:16 the moment Johnny realizes: “God, I was an idiot back then!”

[@dragonairdragon6173]

Mood

[@brainflash1]

I'm pretty sure he's actually thinking "Fuck... he's got a point."

[@Love-Sensibility]

​@@brainflash1He hate to give in~🤣🤣

[@awakeningofevolutiontheiro1057]

I love how Sonya has respect for her dad and Johnny hates his dad.

[@fanfan85170]

6:18 RAMBO MODE ACTIVATEDI really love that scene, Johnny is so epic when he do that

[@LeeHatake93]

Not gonna lie. Johnny Cage and Johnny Cage in “Time Quake” sounds amazing. It’d dethrone Endgame

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

I actually prefer older Johnny to younger Johnny

[@Blazieth]

Name someone who doesn't.

[@ihavecoronavirus9802]

@@Blazieth Me

[@ihavecoronavirus9802]

@@Blazieth me

[@plushyyu4327]

I like em both

[@dirtydan1889]

@@Blazieth me

[@Cothica100]

2:30 Me: Did he really just say that? About their DEAD commander! On her base!! In front of ALL HER ARMED TROOPS!?

[@emilymatthews2990]

Right?

[@deathbykonami5487]

I think you were off a minute 2:30 was Sonya and Cassie talking

[@spaghettisultan5484]

With they're daughter present. I would love to see her talking to her therapist about that.

[@MRBP2]

Older Johnny's reaction to that was perfect!

[@stopandlisten6070]

5:28 "They are still coming through. Where are those droideka's?"

[@xneisanx]

4:09 dear god i hope he's the next elder god of mortal kombat. Just that "HIIIIYAHHH" So damn graceful :')

[@sophiegrey9576]

Older Johnny is awesome as hell while still being funny. Younger Johnny is just funny.

[@mohamadalikhazaalbadaoui2523]

God Damn Erron Black is underrated in the story . He deserves more than this . I mean why pushing dvorah too much and most of the players hates her. ( my opinion )

[@hyperraidsaerofrights5649]

She killed scorpion and she’s one hellova annoying character Her being annoying is just my opinion I don’t know about what others think of her

[@chronic5480]

HyperRaids She’s annoying because she’s killed Baraka and Hanzo, which are two fan favourite characters killed off by a newcomer with a very bland personality.

[@bigbanana94]

Baraka, Maleena, Scorpion - All killed off by the insect bitch. I have a fear of insects, and I genuinely like D'Vorah because she's a unique character in terms of look etc, not just another human ninja however; she likes off the 3 of the most loved characters, including myself in that. I also hate her because of my fear and the aforementioned killing of characters. I can't wait to see her get fly swatted. Hopefully by SubZero as revenge or younger Hanzo? Depends on where they go with it because of the ending, leaves it open it a fuck ton. Next game, Cassie and the other kids might not exist if Jax never becomes a Revenant or Johnny never grows up, etc etc. Ripple effects and what not. Guess we gotta leave it up to the fire god Liu Kang.

[@game84cube]

They're pushing her to make her the focus. She's a pawn of the Hive, the next main villain

[@omaralhadethy814]

YOU EVEN FORGOT IN MKX SHE ALMOST KILLED JHONNY TOO

[@stopandlisten6070]

How is the story of a FIGHTING GAME 10x better and more interesting than actual story driven games or triple A movies out there. This is gold.

[@trueinnovator7207]

@Marvel Stark RDD2 and GOW is like a few good games out of the many. With how much bad story driven games exist atm, that guy was right about MK11 being better than story driven games like Battlefield series and ME Andromeda. MK11 suprisingly did better, given that MK series is an arcade-style fighting game.

[@user-iy7jo7bq4f]

@@trueinnovator7207 Battlefield isn't story driven...

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

And said fighting game’s main appeal was gore and the brutal ways you can kill your enemies.

[@user-yk9kh3xu5s]

You must have pretty low standarts to praise this clusterfuck of a plot.

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

Владислав Шаклеин M8, you must have not seen any of Hollywood’s shitty movies. Mk11’s plot is at most decent. But compared to other dumpster fires of the internet, this looks like a masterpiece.

[@Zarryon12]

You know I am surprised that they didn't at least give Johnny's rank in this game. I know he played the role of drill instructor in X and he probably funds S.F. at least a little bit. So I don't know if he's just an esteemed guest with an honorary title or actually holds a rank. Something that should be addressed.

[@victorrain]

Interesting point is that real-life SF tends to have civilian instructors especially hand-to-hand. Since SF here is quasi-military, he’s probably granted some responsibility as an advisor/specialist but isn’t given command authority like Sonya or Jax.

[@isabellacamovic5860]

Honestly, I like older Johnny than his past, younger self. Younger Johnny was too immature and arrogant and he gone through better character development when he realized that the tournament wasn't no joke.

[@xok7956]

Old Johnny Cage knew more skills and info than the younger Johnny Cage which was one reason for older J.C's win

[@lancecadiz1253]

Nope he just got lucky

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Well, that and he likely actually took the fight a lot more seriously.

[@lapplandkun9273]

@@lancecadiz1253 nope. Exp;erience beats and triumphs over anything

[@thomasedison5453]

Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese: **Inserts angry cat face picture** Russians when the snow starts speaking Finnish: **Inserts very very angry cat face picture** Johnny Cage when someone shooting his face: **Inserts a very very very angry Crusader picture**

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

Johnny cage when young Johnny cage starts talking: *ANGERY!*

[@charlespilapil3310]

I liked how johnny(future) reacted to his(past) stance lol HAAHAHA

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Both are great fighters, but Young Johnny is still a showman, whereas Old Johnny doesn't need to showboat.

[@simonrice5748]

Bully: Stop hitting yourself. Johnny: (3:42) Hold my beer

[@Y33TM80]

I keep repeating it and it sounds like he’s saying it’s stable

[@christianparrish6647]

I love how future Johnny is more serious than past Johnny.

[@StressmanFIN]

2:10 Awkwaaaard.... xD

[@adunozi]

1:03 Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zeddyboi86]

Every scene with Johnny interacting with his younger self was just pure brilliance. Watching him mature was great, and now he gets to see how much of an asshole he used to be!

[@Kuce]

Johnny Cage isn't in the final fight?! Was someone high!?

[@TheNarutoshippuden12]

Honestly i think its cause he would of been the character to fight the boss since he can kill a god

[@LordDarkDan]

I wanted Johnny at the end too, but to be fair Old Johnny got shot in the leg, let alone the injuries Younger Johnny sustained too from Kano, Thugs and Sonya even. So both of them needed to heal up. Hard to be a badass when your injured.

[@ryanxbr9535]

Another Cage VS Shinnok fight? Seriously? I'll take Fire God Liu Kang beating the final boss everytime, that makes more sense.

[@Imperia1Wrath]

@@LordDarkDan That doesn't really matter much when you have a god capable of healing injuries with you. There was no logical reason to leave Johnny out of the final battle. It's almost like the writers simply forgot about him and Sonya.

[@Imperia1Wrath]

@@ryanxbr9535 I disagree, either Johnny or Cassie vs Kronika would've made way more sense and been a unique ending to the story. Both of them had the motivation, with future Sonya having been killed in the Netherrealm, and both have a unique ability that has never been expanded upon in the story line since it was introduced. Instead we get a far less creative idea in the writers stealing a crappy fusion idea from Dragon ball Z/Super.

[@mew3677]

i just love this scene. simply love it 3:42

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Dad always said, "Hungry people *eat* lunch, humble people *serve* it."

[@mew3677]

dad was an asshole

[@josephbrooks9711]

Dad was an asshole Hollywood made us and even bigger one

[@jojosbizarreadventurexpuyopuyo]

"Dad was an ASSHOLE! Hollywood made US an even BIGGER ONE."

[@dandyman2182]

I love that Johnny matured over time and became a more serious character I wouldn't have it any other way but I honestly enjoy young Johnny more in this game

[@stratigangames508]

I like MKX Johnny. He was snarky and dismissive, but was mature enough to take his job in SF seriously.

[@emilymatthews2990]

Old Johnny is awesome

[@sadchild5865]

Both Johnnys would actually make a good dynamic duo

[@demarcusanderson4205]

Older Johnny Cage would pretty much be me if I was to meet a younger me from the years 2007-2012 or just younger me period. Lol

[@joshdepressed9368]

I could see that if that’s you in your profile picture you’re in like a tv show with your younger self

[@paulhammSOLD]

My younger 2006 - 2014 would catch these hands. On God🥋

[@demarcusanderson4205]

Lol I'd just have to be careful not to accidentally murk myself out of existence.

[@emilymatthews2990]

My younger self from 2012-2015 I would of beaten her ass.

[@griffwilson5932]

4:25. Aw, Johnny ( younger ) looks like he’s about to cry. 😂

[@elementalcolors4977]

Seriously, if I didn't know better I would've guessed that Kano was more so Johnny's archnemesis rather than Sonya's.

[@josephbrooks9711]

I love how Cassie described current Johnny “he grew up” that’s basically what separated past Johnny and current Johnny

[@CenationForLife1]

Johnny cage is the best in mk11

[@AndyStube10]

Babrak Jogezai yea I just don't like the fact that he wasn't in the final battle

[@bitumenroad4648]

Wise older Johnny cage hating his dumbass younger self is the most relatable and the most realistic thing ever in this game 😂

[@wesk2675]

Older Johnny Cage filming a serious documentary about the war with Shinnok and Shao Kahn and why Hollywood sucks and isn't helping resisting the threat against them.

[@isabellacamovic5860]

The sun never sets on Cage's classic Nut Punch👊👏

[@shemgatinao5454]

0:29 Cassie said the name of John Cena's finisher

[@Johsther]

shem Gatinao it is his old finisher, his current finisher is weak

[@shemgatinao5454]

i said it to remind some but never asked t

[@shemgatinao5454]

the new finisher

[@Johsther]

shem Gatinao oops sorry I thought I read the word "current" in your comment.

[@carlosserra689]

Whatever, pro wrestling is fake, UFC or MMA are the real deal

[@kingjb554]

2:07 I can never watch that without cringing

[@ajaderabbit8399]

Erron Black, best deadshot in Mortal Kombat Also Erron Erron Black: *Shoots Cage in arm instead of forehead*

[@aiyu6471]

Best mk ever, so many emotions

[@johnivantaro6684]

Wow. Young Johnny Cage is that petty enough to start a fight over sunglasses!? WTF!?

[@troy10troytroy]

Ever watched the movie when fourarms destroyed J's 500$ glasses? It was even referenced in mkX(correct me if im wrong)

[@TheXopony]

@@troy10troytroy yeah it was one of the things Goro and Johnny would say to eachother

[@philjackson0917]

John Ivan Taro kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXe1noGMr76YaJI

[@platnrg5903]

Lmao the nut punch technique is flawless

[@isabellacamovic5860]

Younger Johnny Cage has the social comfort of skin rash. Older johnny, now he's a boss

[@javier6465]

Johnny's disdain towards himself is when you finally found out who has been making the bad decisions of your life.

[@tigeros8995]

Johnny was asking for jetpacks while he had to face sektor and cyrax in his time, who actually could fly and WERE ROBOTS!

[@fazewashington2675]

O that's freaky like Friday lol

[@martmandred9182]

They shot our face, Johny! THEY SHOT OUR FACE!😁😁

[@JoselinQuinn]

2:20 - 3:30 I swear the older Johnny cage is more like me 😅

[@theblueskull2364]

😂😂😂 Johnny funny asf

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

2:15 Kollective Bruh moment

[@AJVloggings]

They did Johnny dirty in this one, wish he had a more important role. Would've loved him to see in the final battle with Kronika.

[@fatherpenguin_8074]

He got shot in the leg, he’s still human after all

[@AJVloggings]

@@fatherpenguin_8074 true but i wish he wasn't, it would've been cool to see him in the final battle using his green energy with Cassie. After all, he's one of the main Mk character. Still loved the story though

[@fatherpenguin_8074]

LoudAswin GT yeah I mean I love Johnny but I don’t think him or Cassie are on the same level as Kronika

[@jesusahyn]

I love the older johnny So much more mature!

[@sadgerman9262]

4:04 that flip bro

[@diamondxpunk5177]

@8:10 JUST FIRE THE DAMN TANK CANNON!

[@demonguy5082]

You know tank is not operated by one man right? Driver and shooter is at different duty

[@sonicthecommenter422]

^ What he said.

[@deathbykonami5487]

Not to mention he is fighting Sektor who's armed with countermeasures

[@deathbykonami5487]

@@demonguy5082 took the words out of my mouth, a tank needs two to operate for combat

[@demonguy5082]

@@deathbykonami5487 actually it needs 3 or 4 man Driver, gunner, commander, and loader.. Few tank have automatic loader

[@shmac4530]

I love the fact that old (as in father Johnny) absolutely hates himself

[@return9010]

9:57 Ouchie

[@thememes3728]

that is Johnny cages old skill

[@Lolooo115]

I love that older Johnny is just always so tired of younger Johnny's shit I fund it funny

[@NFG-Nero]

9:56 AAAAAAAAA

[@BobsonQDugnutt]

I could watch older Johnny slap past Johnny all day. One of the best slaps I’ve ever seen in media

[@Darren-lb3rx]

6:25 guys the enemy is right there and your missing your shots

[@mohamedaladle8814]

I like how Johnny's character developed throughout the series

[@Reaper-jk9es]

Johnny is that really you you've become so serious

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"With him?" Makes me laugh every time

[@thataurus2492]

I would love to see Johnny in a game by himself

[@CornCob7178]

I love how future Johny is so mature He acts like a different character

[@deathbykonami5487]

Missed Opportunity: Young Johnny didn't say the $500 dollar sunglasses lines when Old Johnny stomped on them

[@victorrain]

The fighting move where Johnny tosses the shades is called, $500 sunglasses. Besides the stomp is from Heartbreak Ridge and there’s no mention of price in the scene.

[@joeysnewchannelandgamingst8539]

The best part I started laughing 😂😂😂😂 4:01

[@PeteCore]

he then calmly pulls out the extra pair sunglasses out of nowhere

[@xneisanx]

@@PeteCore Then moments later,just. HIIIYAHHHH

[@martmandred9182]

@@xneisanx *Older Johny shakes his head seeing himself doing taek wan schmoo*

[@dragonhatcher12]

i love this since i think a lot of us wish we could give our younger self a beating and fill them with some life lessons to avoid mistakes. hahah

[@Darren-lb3rx]

Damn young Johnny is upset they shot his face

[@Nova_forrest]

“Dad was an asshole” idk why that line just kills me

[@sebastianortega3560]

Johnny is just awesome

[@celeb-seventeen]

Nobody: Nobody in existence Young johnny cage: *DAd AlwAYs sAId HUnGrY PeOpLe eAt LunCh, hUmbLe pEoPLE sERvE iT* 3:50

[@musicformadmen]

I love the second pair of sunglasses

[@Frankcastlepunisher74]

I wish I could knock some sense into my younger self!

[@dannycrow9742]

Johnny is like “I’m so done with this me and his bs” 🤣

[@roninkahn1128]

Even though Johnny cage is so old in the game they made him look young and handsome.

[@kokichioma1901]

3:49 Dad always said: "Hungry people eat lunch, Humble People Served it."

[@avengedknot3698]

THEY SHOT OUR FACE JOHNNY

[@keennickolas8575]

My younger me would hate my older me... my older me is just sad about the lost time and opportunities :3

[@sweatyrie-rie5241]

4:03 Missed opportunity for Johnny Cage to say “Those were 500$ sunglasses asshole!”.