MORTAL KOMBAT LAWYER

[@chefesquire4893]

It’s crazy how that guy can be a janitor, a doctor, and a lawyer for Mortal Kombat

[@TheWarpZone]

The Mortal Kombat support staff trilogy!

[@lizardguyNA]

To be fair, Shang Tsung canonically has dabbled in cloning.

[@deni_the_drum]

I can probably name someone else that does all of that, but not for Mortal Kombat.

[@Nekoblitzzz]

Just like Johnny Sins

[@boxhead6177]

They are just the same character model with different coloured ties.

[@Couponkingdom]

Johnny Cage not having his nut punch in Deadly Alliance and Armageddon is making a lot more sense to me now.

[@TheWarpZone]

This video is canon 😆

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Oh my god, you're right!

[@lizardguyNA]

I completely forgot about that. And his absence from Deception further confirms it, that was the game he was banned from.

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@@lizardguyNA Also true!

[@jansowinski6314]

@@lizardguyNA wait that starting to make to much sense

[@TJSmith]

I’M JOHNNY FRICKIN CAGE

[@Pico-dc5jl]

Hey man, nice job on this!

[@TylerPKegger]

You have the sexiest feet ever

[@imdhepchannel7153]

BEST 👍!

[@tntglowrider7758]

You did a great job!

[@artshreshth]

But I am Jimmy cage 😂😂😂

[@oscarpines7927]

"So thats how shang tsung pays for these..." You know this makes perfect sense.

[@kingsleysh8070]

I'd like to see a rwby crossover with mortal kombat

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

@@kingsleysh8070 Did you confuse RBNB and RWBY?

[@kingsleysh8070]

@@SwiftNimblefoot no I meant what I said

[@ultrashadow9551]

@@kingsleysh8070 well If you want to see them get absolutely demolished then sure.

[@thexenosaiyan]

Scorpion can actually confirm for us that all lawyers do indeed go to hell

[@reallyWyrd]

That's pretty much confirmed from a wide variety of sources.

[@KenMasters.]

It’s true, just ask Kevin Lomax.

[@MikeMrJones]

My lawyer is a good shark.

[@Dr_Doomfans01]

Even Ghost Rider quote from MvC tell that too after beating Phoenix Wright 😁

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

@@KenMasters. The guy from New York Minute...?

[@michaelakinje7314]

This actually seems like what would happen if this was real

[@zeitlinger5844]

It came out ONE minute ago

[@Raximus3000]

Sure, i am certain Outworld, Netherworld and world class criminals would definately sue...

[@fatmambodje2944]

Man

[@braydenmunro2385]

Wait, this isn't real?

[@MarkyMarc89]

It’s probably why he isn’t in the movie.

[@mwo79]

Johnny Cage was worried about not participating in the All Valley Karate Tournament, most prestigious tournament in every dimension

[@liberpolo5540]

LMAO

[@mstevensh]

Well, he is JOHNNY.

[@cdrake1313]

I have a Cage variation in MK11 named "Killy Zabka"

[@battleborn1055]

The fight for the soul of the valley

[@nurse425]

Hey, maybe Johnny can challenge Frank Dux in the mystical tournament known as the Kumite! I hear they allow dick punching, LOL!

[@angelrose503]

Cassie is screwed she double punched people in the crotch even her own dad and mom

[@joevszombies]

Ding dong lol

[@shreshthamishra7258]

@@joevszombies 😂😂

[@thatfruitygaymer367]

Pride

[@studentdrake]

Who is cassie?

[@BladeMasterIcarus]

@@studentdrake Johnny Cage’s daughter

[@someonesomeone8049]

Can you imagine being banned from a tournament for sexual assault, while in that same tournament people get ripped in half and get burned alive?

[@JaevhonDouglas]

Exactly

[@Dantinus]

Not being more absurd than being banned from the tournament for being a white male.

[@facundogonzalez5453]

Nowdays? Totally. Like they would classify dick punch as sex assault.

[@dakodablack7312]

This could literally be implemented as a rule as well

[@droman608]

There’s fates worse than death...

[@Sentient_Zee]

Tom Cruise would be perfect for the tournament. His insurance company will cover him for anything.

[@sean_mccadden]

Yeah cause he tells the studio to fire any insurance company that even thinks about telling him he can’t do the stunt 😆 and anything Tom Cruise says goes

[@katherineminor3402]

@@sean_mccadden the power of scientology

[@timechanger6679]

No he'd just heal instantly because Tom Cruise is a clone lmao

[@nickmeeussen3000]

he would be really unbalance can you imagine tom cruise fighting scorpion and doging all his high attacks without ducking and then just duck his mid attack. totally unfair

[@dappersnakeproductions3294]

Mostly his cloning facility.

[@antonymilne1346]

The delivery on "So that's how Shang Tsung is paying for these tournaments" fucking killed me, it genuinely sounded like he just had a year long question just answered for him in an instant

[@llDevilish]

Is Jax gonna sue Ermac for ripping of his arms?

[@Raximus3000]

Is it a sexual assult?? If not then nobody would care.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

@@Raximus3000 , wouldn’t Ermac ripping off Jax’s arms be considered aggravated assault? I could be wrong though because I’m not a lawyer, and I don’t much about the laws in the United States.

[@Raximus3000]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr They want to ban Johny because he punches dicks in a DEATHmatch with very few rules. They are driven by a certain mindset. p.s. Wasn't it Gorro who did it?

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

@@Raximus3000 , Ermac ripped off Jax’s arms in the MK9 video game, but Goro ripped off Jax’s arms in the Scorpion’s Revenge animated film.

[@kedharswaminathan7571]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr I mean you could argue that Ermac was acting in self-defense as Jax was the one first attack him.

[@necasperaterent29386]

But for real, Johnny Cage not being in the movie is bullshit.

[@dctribute9865]

He is in the sequel bro

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@dctribute9865 doesn't make him not being in the first one bullshit

[@thisguy1640]

It's a major disappointment yeah But Kano literally serves the role of Johnny in the film as the comedic relief To have 2 would mess the film So instead they just went the probably logical route and chose Kano instead That way the could flesh out the grudge between him and Sonya if he ever comes back for the sequel And 2, we'll really have something to look forward to in the sequel

[@asharophantom5953]

@@thisguy1640 nah I don't want reason I want the CAGEmeister

[@timechanger6679]

You could say the movie directors should have been dick punched!

[@watermelonman2007]

Mortal Kombat Lawyer.... "Your honor, my client was acting in self defense!"

[@gamerdog17]

Objection your Honor. What part of ripping my clients spine out, and then using said to decapitate my client is considered self defense? Evidence B cleary shows that my client whas wobbling on his feet and seconds away from faling unconscious.

[@adamdagrape544]

@@gamerdog17 But your cilent threw the first punch. Exhibit A: a witness stated in their testimony that your cilent did a 12 hit combo at the start of their fight

[@gamerdog17]

@@adamdagrape544 While that may be true, ( and let's face it, awsome as f*ck) the record will show that your client also used an obsessive amount of violence towards my client. Among other thing a so called X-ray attack. Which cleary shows your client breaking several bones in my clients body which then lead to my client losing consciousness and then your client proceeded to do all the things that evidence B will show.

[@adamdagrape544]

@@gamerdog17 Objection! Your honor, in Exhibit C we can see the prosecution's cilent repeatedly spam the unblockable Sheeva stomp

[@adamdagrape544]

*Everyone gasps*

[@joshthemythicman2683]

Can't believe mortal kombat doctor came out 6 years ago

[@dovahsblight7677]

I need more Mortal Kombat skits and/or songs honestly.

[@AK-tf3fc]

Feels old old man

[@qualitygardenchair9334]

Jesus Christ I feel old

[@lizardguyNA]

And it's still funny,

[@lawenforcer9864]

Wow these costumes are so realistic and pretty very convincing. TJ makes a good Johnny Cage. Besides I got that Karate Kid reference to the “All Valley tournament”. And besides that lawyer’s giving me Melvin vibes

[@tntglowrider7758]

I find it more believable that he would ware that attire because it's one of his alternatives outfits in MK 11. Warp Zone did a great job on this one

[@hudjames11]

So Johnny Cage is Johnny Lawrence

[@lethellsing]

No wonder he didn’t graduate from college with that balls buster 😂 and hats off to the guy acting as Johnny Cage he nailed it!

[@shreshthamishra7258]

Illuminati confirmed 🔺🐍

[@MitchellTF]

What's hilarious, is it's canon Johnny Cage DOES get himself killed.

[@billiousbob]

In the previous Timeline. At least he went down fighting.

[@7Kibz]

Motaro smashed him

[@jonathanmora8208]

Lol everyone dies only ones left are Shao Khan and Raiden then timelines gets a reboot

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

@@jonathanmora8208 that was his final death in that timeline. Before he was killed by Motaro and then revived in the next game.

[@charlien6123]

Dude in his theme song it said he is not afraid to die

[@marcusstafford953]

So this is the REAL reason Cage wasn’t in the Mortal Kombat movie.

[@johnhunst8308]

The directorn said its frowned on to have a white guy star in a martial arts film. Thats the reason they replaced johnny with cole young . A non mk character smh. Made by woke racists

[@vicentserrano9268]

@@johnhunst8308 seriously?! What the actual fuck hollywoke!

[@johnhunst8308]

@@vicentserrano9268 ya. Its why i wont go watch it. Im a huge mk fan since the first game on genesis. I googled why no Johnny cage in mk 2021 movie after watching the trailer. I never was a Johnny fan. But im not down for the changing things we love for the woke racist agenda. Replaced him with a non mk character. Making it their own thing like disney did starwars. Then i saw the actresses who were gonna play Mileena and kitanna. Guess they didnt get the memo Mileena is a clone of kitanna with some tarkatan dna. If they wanted more diversity could of threw in jade and others. But who cares its woke crap lol. Have a good day buddy

[@vicentserrano9268]

@@johnhunst8308 I see, well I guess I can go watch Nobody.

[@marcusstafford953]

@@johnhunst8308 yeah he said it was too Hollywood to have a strong str8 white male in a Asian dominated film, ig he forgot Kano was originally Asian as well. They could have used Stryker, MoKap, or Shinjinko as our pov. Shao Kahn is how you sell number two not a dude like JC as well beloved as he is. We just got Jubei Hasashi as a canon character for fucks sake y not use him, his backstory is “born... died 5 years later”

[@wuicho167]

The warp zone is one of the best sketch channels ever made

[@Locomamonk]

seconded!!

[@TheOgreChef]

Mortal Kombat tournaments being supported by AirBnB vacations is the HGTV spin-off we didn’t know we needed.

[@harrisonpeterson3733]

I just imagine Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung getting interviewed and him reacting like a smarmy jackass to accusations!

[@haydenschafe5572]

The best part is I’m watching the movie as this video dropped

[@derpderpgaming9860]

Nice

[@LONGLIVEXXX]

Cool

[@phantomhades1477]

Noice

[@haydenschafe5572]

And today’s my birthday too so, this is awesome

[@phantomhades1477]

@@haydenschafe5572 happy birthday mate

[@TheGreatMondello]

I have to work "I feel like I've been dick-punched in the heart" into my vocabulary. No one will understand what I'm talking about.

[@noobishanimations1809]

Warner Brothers: Anyways, that's why we didn't officially add him into the new MK movie.

[@byronsenior6499]

You guys picked the perfect actor for Johnny Cage. Way better than any other adaptation I've seen.

[@kisha00]

Reptile spits on people, is nut punching where mortal kombat community draws the line?

[@Atom_dom_2004]

Cassie Cage also Nut punches.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Some Fools Apparently Did

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

Just to remind everyone, Johnny Cage won't be in the new movie because the Producer said and I quote "I early on felt uncomfortable having a white male lead kind of lead that charge in the first movie." Should make a sketch of Johnny suing the Producers for discrimination especially since hes one of the original characters.

[@kintarusama]

this is disgusting, racism at its fullest yet nobody is triggered

[@renatocorvaro6924]

@@kintarusama Found the white supremacist.

[@kintarusama]

@@renatocorvaro6924 🤔 so racism against whites is fine or u re a white supremacist... Disgustingly interesting

[@babarshah6479]

Not to be rude but isn’t Liu Kang the main protagonist since he defeated Shang Tsung and Kronika.

[@kintarusama]

@@babarshah6479 yea that s why it makes no sense to remove JC 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@keeper7keys2003]

6:51 I wasn't expecting that! 😂🤣

[@myelinman7762]

So Baraka has his blades but Johnny can’t play ball? What a plot twist!

[@shreshthamishra7258]

Illuminati is considered confirmed 🔺🐍😂🤣

[@charlien6123]

If his ball is a green spirit ball poor baraka

[@ChamarM]

That outfit Cage is wearing is the Thanks A Million DLC skin from Mortal Kombat 11

[@shreshthamishra7258]

I didn't notice it earlier. Thanks Chamar M

[@amvsdaily8944]

Love that skin use it a lot

[@MrBigman8]

that PUNCH at the end, classic Johnny Cage. Forget sub zeros ice powers, when you get johnny cage weiner punched, you gonna need an ambulance.

[@marcofioretti6908]

Johnny got cancelled for punching people in the nuts

[@Kentrc11]

And then Cole Young cradled those nuts so he'd take Johnny's place & get literal plot armor

[@langbo9999]

Goro: now Johnny Cash can not defeat me.

[@robsmith8750]

"Like the all valley karate tournament" really got me

[@DenBlackwolf]

"Dicked punch in the heart" is a fu**ing masterpiece of language.

[@KayamaKoomori]

That sexual assault joke Is a perfect metaphor with the female attires in the MK games. The women can get burnt, bruised, bloodied, ripped apart, and even devoured...but God forbid WB if these women show a sign of cleavage

[@JaevhonDouglas]

There wasn't any Problem with CLEAVAGE Showing in Mk9 or Sexy outfits But not For them Now in MK11

[@ProjektTaku]

man I just want to see some cleavage

[@logicmeister1821]

I think the real reason they were complaining about the Dick Punches was because it was highly effective tactic Johnny kept spamming But saying "His move is too effective" wouldn't fly in court, so they went with the "sexual assault" angle

[@reallyWyrd]

The counter argument to the "it's sexual assault" is to point out that lots of other kinds of assault, attempted murder, and murder happen at an MK. But the difference between those other things and the dick punch is that the dick punch is childish AF.

[@lizardguyNA]

It makes sense that the Original Sub-Zero would have good financial standings. You ever see a Lin Kuei temple? They're clearly LOADED. Also, really would love to see this with other Kombatants.

[@oscarpines7927]

Sub-zero is a super old position so if every one of them gets the financials ... Well that stuff adds up over a couple of generations of savvy assassins.

[@Romnonaldao]

The All Valley Karate Tournament call out got me. Just imagining Johnny Cage trying to get into the All Valley to fight Russo is killing me

[@Rockalanche]

Gosh, still to this day I am overly impressed with the quality of the sketches of this channel. The writing, the acting, the costumes, each one is top notch.

[@gas77chad]

“So I’m banned from the all valley?” 😂😂😂

[@EndThusIAm]

“I feel like if I was getting to make a movie with a diverse cast, it felt weird to have a white actor, literally Johnny Cage, be the hero of the story.” - MK 2021 Producer

[@redder_]

God that was such a shitty reason

[@greghannibal]

Especially since he's the comic relief

[@zer128]

I hate the producer the main character of mk has always been liu kang well except in deception

[@-Offstar]

Tbf there is a lot in the acting industry where white actors take roles away from people of colour example Scarlet Johanson in Ghost in the Shell playing a character that is literally a Japanese woman. Mortal Kombat has a diverse cast of characters and having the joke character that's literally a white actor be the hero would be playing directly into that issue of white actors taking roles from others. To further that point the main protagonist of Mortal Kombat is Liu Kang a Chinese man so it would actually be taking a role from a person of colour. It's not them having a shitty racist reason, it's that there is an issue in the industry and having a literal white actor joke character as the hero plays into the white actors take roles from people of colour and that the white guy always saves the day which combined made them uncomfortable with it. If you had a cast of massively diverse characters but make the hero the white guy again it basically makes it like 90-95% of movies in Hollywood and makes having a movie of diverse characters pointless if those diverse characters are just left to the side in the end. Like it's fine having a white person save the day in your movie, but when you have the opportunity of doing something different and to show diversity you should do it.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@-Offstar it literally is racism. But I see your point

[@alistorblueandangelgreendu2316]

Not going to lie this a good Johnny cage impression 😎

[@langbo9999]

Down to punch.

[@gabrielcanejo187]

6:53 That's so fucking hilarious because it's EXACTLY what Johnny Cage would do!!! 😂😂😂

[@chanceenglish7769]

"And as your-" "My freind?" "Your work aquantice"😂

[@dmkape9829]

The guy playing Johnny has the cleaner white shoes i have ever seen

[@warlockgod66]

But in Johnny defense a lot of the Mortal Kombat people got super powers so this is what Johnny got to do some time to win a fight

[@gamingsherlock1879]

Wait Johnny has powers, hes a decendeant from a Mediterranean cult that bred warriors for the gods: warriors with special abilities. He literally nut punch Shinnok to save Earthrealm

[@warlockgod66]

@@gamingsherlock1879 I meant if he ever have to go to court for this he can use that as the defense

[@gamingsherlock1879]

@@warlockgod66 Oop I mean true, I think the best highlighted example is when Kano was shooting him in MK11. BEST NUT PUNCH EVER

[@zachtemoro2116]

Outworld: Literally massacres people for sport Also Outworld: Johnny just crosses the line

[@motorhh]

I think this is the first time I've seen the cage actor in a warp zone video in 5 years I think

[@stevenhedge2850]

i recoginze him as apollo from smite office

[@ducovanderwoude6971]

He also played Santa last December.

[@thebuschmann2443]

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought Johnny was hiring the lawyer so he could sue Warner Bros for not being in the new movie. Boy, was I wrong. Edit: I meant thumbnail. Oops.

[@shreshthamishra7258]

A big Oopsie😂🤣😆🤣😂

[@SK-yx7hm]

I just saw another comment, and I realized that Tom Cruise, would actually be perfect for johnny cage. If the movie ever decided to cast him.

[@TheWarpZone]

They probably couldn't afford him unless this new movie makes like a billion dollars 😆

[@Kamina1558]

Naw. You would have to make Tom Cruise the hero main character of the film. I hear he doesn’t like to play second or 3rd fiddle. He’s kind of a prima Donna.

[@SK-yx7hm]

Johnny Cage or Liu Kang are sort of the MC's of the new Mk games, they could probably make it work as a fish out of water story for johnny. Instead of it just being a random character, created just for the movie.

[@Kamina1558]

I’m not saying it wouldn’t work. That was criticism of Tom Cruise not Johnny Cage. Though.. he’d make a good older Johnny cage. I sort of want to see the young cocky smug Johnny cage show up in the movies first snd then become the Johnny cage in The newer MK films over time. But, yea I remember years ago when they were trying to make a top gun 2 with younger actors as the lead. They couldn’t get Tom Cruise to agree to it unless they made him the main character. I don’t remember what came of it, cause I didn’t think a Top Gun 2 is necessary. Especially 30 - 40yrs later.

[@ultimateshipper8997]

Just add something about scientology in it somewhere regardless of plot or sense and Tom will agree to be in it for free.

[@nithishnair8037]

This Johnny Cage has more character than the movie one

[@Ron-gw4lj]

That's the best johnny cage ever, even with that exaggerated tone lol.

[@somechannelguy]

And that's when Johnny met Sonya and had Cassie, yet both Johnny and Cassie have the nut punch.

[@leonrobinson8180]

Nut punching for women is "empowerment"

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

@@leonrobinson8180 So all women are the same?

[@estudiordl]

"My friend?" 😕 Oh Johnny, you are so naif... 🤭

[@robertdavis3036]

Once upon a time I was falling in love ...but now I'm only falling apart... There's nothing I can do, a total dick-punch to the heart...

[@FatNorthernBigot]

Oh yeah MORTAL Combat. I never really thought about what that phrase literally meant.

[@larryy5166]

I remember when Pete Holmes did these, but with comedians. And comedy.

[@brandocalrissian3294]

And the superior fighting game, Street Fighter.

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen

[@shreshthamishra7258]

Woof woof yeah I know I know

[@MarkyMarc89]

This is the reason Johnny isn’t in the movie 😂

[@shreshthamishra7258]

Illuminati confirmed 🔺🐍

[@jacksonortez8558]

That ending had me laughing so hard

[@hiromitailor8075]

I am surprised Johnny could not name Mokap, dude's name is literally his position.

[@TheWarpZone]

HAHAHA

[@TheCreepypro]

man this went from mildly amusing to freaking hilarious well done you guys

[@brodull1142]

They should get Pete Holmes the "Street fighter" HR/PR guy.

[@BlueDragonCustoms]

Well I guess if Pete Holmes isn’t doing this joke then I guess some one had to, switch out an accountant or professor x with a lawyer and use mortal Kombat characters

[@brandocalrissian3294]

Street fighter red tape and ex-men were great. I still watch some of them regularly for a quick pick me up This is totally a rip off of the street fighter red tape skits, but it's still funny.

[@phntmsims]

I was just waiting for this, and now it’s here

[@supercyan5672]

6:52 FATALITY!!!

[@ultimateshipper8997]

NUTALITY!

[@JV-in9kk]

Funny when Pete Holmes did this bit 10 years ago

[@marcuslycan4273]

I would love to see more of this.... maybe a part two with milieena LoL.

[@kmorgn04]

This is the at home version of Pete Holmes “Ex-Men” and “Street Fighter Red Tape”

[@francisfatta]

Finally, people reveal the greatest fighters in the mortal kombat arena!

[@agentcoulson2269]

So Dick Richards was a lawyer too!!! He really learned his craft of negotiating and world domination well.

[@langbo9999]

No Dick Richard Now.

[@imablock16]

Wait lawyerman didn't know that Johnny directed his own films

[@joeker5208]

The second Johnny walked in, you knew what this was ACTUALLY about

[@lollilly4483]

How about MORTAL KOMBAT THERAPIST where a family therapist trys to get Kitanna and Mellina to settle their differences and to be sisters???

[@HITMANPegas]

After watching this I think the Miz would be a good Johnny Cage.

[@WarDaddy777]

Make this a series and have Pete Holmes cameo.

[@arthur-destefano429]

I agree stubbing your toe is just as bad as getting your spine ripped off. Lol this guy did a great job as Johnny Cage

[@clarktooncrossing3975]

Yay, a Warp Zone video in response to a movie that doesn’t feel like cynical complaining! They DO still exist! 8D

[@Jarod-te2bi]

5:19 I’m on Johnny side, Mortal Kombat is full of 🩸 blood, decapitation, evisceration, getting punched in the nuts is the least worst thing to happen.

[@theruberduckythegoldengoos8176]

The warp zone when they upload Me: ^_^

[@ultimateshipper8997]

Me: 🤤🤤🤤

[@Shady_Fungus]

TJ Smith delivered on that Johny Cage. Sounded, look and acted the part real nice. Heck they could probably use his voice for the next game.

[@EyeOfArgus]

I thought this was gonna be a Dick Richard’s video for a second

[@shreshthamishra7258]

Yes we all thought

[@jiado6893]

2:39 I really love these lore deep-dives you get into.

[@ironfist2505]

JC’s lawyer: “You can’t participate in the next MK tournament.” JC: “What? Why??” JC’s lawyer: “The leftist mob hates you because you’re “too white” so we have to bend the knee because we are spineless.” Nevertheless, hilarious video guys as always

[@ultimateshipper8997]

Lol. "spineless". Guess someone ripped it off.

[@Kentrc11]

Meanwhile, the office phone is blinking with Kano on hold - line 2

[@RobotLVS]

This is just Pete Holmes's Street Fighter Red Tape but I'm here for it

[@MrNirvanana]

Can't wait to watch the Movie tonight! It looks fantastic.

[@i_watch_everything]

This guy is like the One Above All, he's literally everywhere

[@balmung1989]

Damn made me cross my legs but funny as hell

[@Nin9211]

The next live action MK movie with Johnny Cage better sound like this.

[@soop7]

Nice, I was hoping for a Mortal Kombat video to drop

[@Wortigon2000]

"is Sub-zero still in the building? I need his ice powers. Immediately." priceless xD

[@Atom_Alchemist]

Lets be entirely honest...the most unreal thing about this skit is that johnny cage contract only looks to be like 20 pages long.

[@JaevhonDouglas]

Johnny

[@Atom_Alchemist]

@@JaevhonDouglas derp...massive fail. think god this isn't twitter and they have this revolutionary thing called an edit button.

[@dmc8706]

"Is not funny. It was never funny." It's the punchline to the whole skit, and it's definitely funny.

[@jen0s414]

New warp zone skit? Say no more

[@funnyblog100]

I thought he would be their injury lawyer. That would have been way funnier! XD

[@uhgal]

They are quite good at acting gotta say :)

[@ruyman90]

Wonder if a lawyer was the one that had to explain Shao Kahn that he simply can't go invading other realms and taking ownership of them. There are laws about it.

[@artshreshth]

😂😂😂😂😂👍 This comment is absolute genius

[@jakoto5951]

6 likes 3 views Seems legit

[@zoromastergaming7806]

God I miss these vids. Good to see these again.

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

Johnny ain't A List...He always came off a C or B Lister and that only makes him even better as a DBag who thinks he is hot stuff.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Johnny Cage is an A-list actor though because he does his own stunts in his action films, and he has no stuntmen working on set whenever he films his action films.

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr he was a Jean Claude swap so based off that logic, He b a B Lister. Ik he is presented as a A Lister in the reboot and they make it apparent. Just it so much better if he wasn't that famous, but acted like he was. Also doing ur own stunts don't make you an A Lister

[@brandocalrissian3294]

In canon he's a big star.