"During 40s tensions were high and Germany was pursuing an aggressive foreign strategy." That's one way to put it.
@stukaincoming4 жыл бұрын
Hihihi
3 жыл бұрын
They heard from the Soviets doing involuntary land redistribution, and Hitler thought "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing"
@water95843 жыл бұрын
xD
@blahblah84713 жыл бұрын
Don't mention the war. I think I mentioned it once but I got away with it.
@varunemani3 жыл бұрын
🍷 😆
@fidenemini44134 жыл бұрын
Iceland "the Moon is ours now" World "How about no?" Iceland "I'll quit Nato" USA "c'mon guys, leave Iceland alone, you can still have the Mars"
@connorml4 жыл бұрын
One year later: oh shit guys Iceland owns all of space and time
@germanrepublic19874 жыл бұрын
@@connorml hate it when that happens
@earthterra85464 жыл бұрын
Ha haha But now seriously space is international and no country can claim a planet or moon
@connorml4 жыл бұрын
@@earthterra8546 *except when you're Iceland
@earthterra85464 жыл бұрын
@@connorml lol
@freedum36354 жыл бұрын
Honestly the funniest one to me was France and Brazil arguing over whether lobster swim or not
@arthurthekyogre91554 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian, same XD
@carlorjustcarl36754 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnzuijdveld95854 жыл бұрын
But do we know at all? I thought lobsters crawled along the see floor but please don't start a war with me! :0
@efxnews47764 жыл бұрын
If lobsters swim, then kangaroos fly when they jump...
@sundeww3 жыл бұрын
Dirst
@user-th3nx6zj2f3 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: Bulgaria and Greece fought over a stray dog in 1925.
@kkeith74253 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear more about that!
@jekro13 жыл бұрын
@@kkeith7425 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incident_at_Petrich Basically not much to do with the dog.
@joshuapere9973 жыл бұрын
@@jekro1 Ty mate
@APersonOnYouTubeX3 жыл бұрын
@@jekro1 so they used the dog as an excuse?
@jiktak6063 жыл бұрын
@@APersonOnKZbinX pretty much
@waterbearr4 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for that one guy that died during the Cod War... Halldór Hallfreðsson, you served us well!
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater4 жыл бұрын
F
@j.l.90294 жыл бұрын
F
@shambosaha97274 жыл бұрын
Eff
@georggroeg60144 жыл бұрын
Imagine telling your grandkids you died in the f*cking cod war
@sheryllamb4 жыл бұрын
Cod rest his soul
@simple77084 жыл бұрын
Iceland mind size: mega Imagine using the "leaving Nato" card 3 times and have it work all 3 times
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
It really is an over simplification to state Iceland won only by threatening to leave NATO. Icelands strategy in the cod war was to make it impossible for british trollers to make a profit while fishing in Icelandic waters. This included the coast guard dragging knives along the ocea floor cutting nets, arresting british sailors and doing there best to avoid the navy.This was incredibly effective and most trollers just gave up on coming there. Than they played one of histories funniest cat and mouse game where the Icelandic coast guard made fools of the Royal navy time and time again. One of such cases were the use of radios. In the beginning the Brits tried to create a surveillance system where they would try to spot the coast guard vessels and than warn trollers of their whereabouts over the radio and letting them know where it was safe to fish. The Icelandic coast guard simply recorded those transmissions and played them back to the radio at opportune moments. This lead the navy to abonden that tactic and instead tried to protect there trollers by making them travel in large groups surrounded by the navy. This simply made it so that it became damn near impossible to any troller to make a profit from fishing since they were all fishing in a tiny area. All this would eventually lead to the two powers aggressively ramming each others vessels in an attempt to inflict damage upon one annother. Something that turns our the Icelanders were simply better at. At the end of the 3rd cod war 15 out of 22 royal frigates had been badly damaged and one was even decomissioned. 5 out of Icelands 8 vessels were damaged, one of which so much that the crew surrendered to the navy and were brought to England. On the way the Coast guard crew spent some time in the frigates kitchen, the cooks of which were all from Northern Ireland. There the Irish did what they could to convince the Icelanders to go out and atempt to take the ship by force and assured them they would aid them. The two groups spent alot of time discussing strategy and how to approach this matter. In the end the coast guard decided against it on the account of being too outnumbered by the navy even with the Irish help. Any way in the end the Icelanders inflicted heavy economic damage to both the navy and the trollers illegally fishing in their waters and even though the conflicts were ultimately ended by Iceland threatening to leave nato that doesnt mean they did so without a fight and I belive it is more than fair to say that Iceland did simply win those wars both militarily and diplomatically.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo4 жыл бұрын
That makes no real sense until you realize that this was during the Cold War, where Iceland was strategically important if the Sowjet Union ever decided to invade Europe. This card wouldn't work anymore today.
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
MyRegardsToTheDodo sure it would, iceland is still a very much needed island geographicly for the US
@Cormi984 жыл бұрын
I had thought very favourably of the Icelandic prior to this, I wasn't aware they were such massive arseholes!
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
Cormac Trigg when it comes to our livelihood we dont play nice
@Edgeperor4 жыл бұрын
Any country: *does a thing* The President of the Philippines: Finally, my insult skills will come in handy.
@keko15664 жыл бұрын
Tbh, he can do better as an insult comic than as a president
@Rabid_Nationalist4 жыл бұрын
@@keko1566 yeah
@krybling4 жыл бұрын
well, does a thing tells you dont get it. or you are canadian lol
@hatinmyselfiscool28794 жыл бұрын
Why is he even in charge. Do they not have anyone more qualified or what. That just makes the entire situation sadder
@infinitejinpachi4 жыл бұрын
@@hatinmyselfiscool2879 because he apparently did a pretty good job when he was mayor of one of the cities and people in the phillipines are generally sick of the drug dealers and junkies running rampant so they support him imprisoning or killing them. All the fillipinos i work with really like him.
@laursieloise3 жыл бұрын
any country on the planet: *breathes* president of the Philippines: “you’re literally so useless, all you do is eat ice”
@susactivities_3 жыл бұрын
He’ll shave ya and make rice! It’s quite good on toast
@kyleterry51903 жыл бұрын
Dude our president is not that type of guy, sometimes he tells the canadians to eat their trash
@dnosujsjqha3 жыл бұрын
ROYGBIV 😂
@laursieloise3 жыл бұрын
@@lex-yc8ci you mean about how he’s killing people and is completely insane? yeah i’m not pretending he’s not doing that, i’m making fun of him lol
@b16-padillaalexsiegfridsam693 жыл бұрын
@@laursieloise i mean thats how war works so :/
@craigjohnson23014 жыл бұрын
Student: Sir how did WW2 start? Teacher: Basically Germany was pursuing a rather aggressive foreign strategy
@georggroeg60144 жыл бұрын
I'm funny and I think this is German
@KingAgniKai4 жыл бұрын
You think his comment his german?
@georggroeg60144 жыл бұрын
@@KingAgniKai No but when people make jokes about a country (let's just use Russia for example) there are usually people who will comment "I'm Russian and I think this is funny", thereby showing that they are not offended by the jokes and able to laugh about their own nationality. I did the same, I just switched "funny" and "German" as a joke.
@nealsterling81514 жыл бұрын
That's what i call a huge understatement, lol.
@stockphotowhiteguy114 жыл бұрын
Neal Sterling I’m an understatement and I think that is funny
@HellenicMapping4 жыл бұрын
Britain: You can't just win by saying you'll leave NATO Iceland: *how bout i do, anyway?*
@-AirKat-4 жыл бұрын
Iceland: “I’m telling mom!”
@candicoated20014 жыл бұрын
America: "Hold on a sec, partner."
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
It really is an over simplification to state Iceland won only by threatening to leave NATO. Icelands strategy in the cod war was to make it impossible for british trollers to make a profit while fishing in Icelandic waters. This included the coast guard dragging knives along the ocea floor cutting nets, arresting british sailors and doing there best to avoid the navy.This was incredibly effective and most trollers just gave up on coming there. Than they played one of histories funniest cat and mouse game where the Icelandic coast guard made fools of the Royal navy time and time again. One of such cases were the use of radios. In the beginning the Brits tried to create a surveillance system where they would try to spot the coast guard vessels and than warn trollers of their whereabouts over the radio and letting them know where it was safe to fish. The Icelandic coast guard simply recorded those transmissions and played them back to the radio at opportune moments. This lead the navy to abonden that tactic and instead tried to protect there trollers by making them travel in large groups surrounded by the navy. This simply made it so that it became damn near impossible to any troller to make a profit from fishing since they were all fishing in a tiny area. All this would eventually lead to the two powers aggressively ramming each others vessels in an attempt to inflict damage upon one annother. Something that turns our the Icelanders were simply better at. At the end of the 3rd cod war 15 out of 22 royal frigates had been badly damaged and one was even decomissioned. 5 out of Icelands 8 vessels were damaged, one of which so much that the crew surrendered to the navy and were brought to England. On the way the Coast guard crew spent some time in the frigates kitchen, the cooks of which were all from Northern Ireland. There the Irish did what they could to convince the Icelanders to go out and atempt to take the ship by force and assured them they would aid them. The two groups spent alot of time discussing strategy and how to approach this matter. In the end the coast guard decided against it on the account of being too outnumbered by the navy even with the Irish help. Any way in the end the Icelanders inflicted heavy economic damage to both the navy and the trollers illegally fishing in their waters and even though the conflicts were ultimately ended by Iceland threatening to leave nato that doesnt mean they did so without a fight and I belive it is more than fair to say that Iceland did simply win those wars both militarily and diplomatically.
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
@@saltyman1848 I dont know about where exactly you can find it online. To the world ofcourse it's a bit of an obscure war that no one really mentions. But in Iceland it is a matter of great national pride and therefore a lot has been documented about it. The conflict is taught about in school's, documentaries have been made and countless books. That and the fact that I've had the privilege to talk to one of the Captains of the coast guard that served in the cod war personally. Who described the story in great detail.
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
@@saltyman1848 What you have to underatand is that to many this conflict justified Icelands existence as an independent republic and it is what would define our nation to the world. You see for centuries the Brits had been fishing in Icelandic waters and when the Danes tried to do anything about it Britain deployed their standard gunboat diplomacy and the Danes not wanting to risk a war for litle old Iceland just backed off and ignored the British fishing. At the outbreak of the first cod war, Iceland had only existed as an independent country for 14 years. This was our moment of trial, this was the moment we had to choose what sort of republic we were going to be, were we going to bow down to a greater power that came in our waters to bully us and take away our only resource, or were we going to do what they danes had failed to do for centuries, were we going to prove to the world that this republic had a reason to exist and that we weren't better of in Danish hands (which is a common sentiment even today) Was this republic going to stand up for it's people and fight with all it got, no matter the odds, no matter the consequences. Would we stand up for ourselves? And we did, we gambled everything we had, used every tool at our disposal and we won the day. Today Iceland is Europes second largest producer of fish and our economy is very much defined by our fishing. Right after the cod wars ended we introduced a quota system to keep the fish population in check, A system that has very successfully protected us from overfishing and is likely the sole reason our Fishing grounds are some of the richest in the world. None of this would have been possible had we lost the cod wars and the truth is we would likely be akin to a third world country today if we had.
@eagleowl8334 жыл бұрын
Nazi Germany * takes over Austria and half of Czechoslovakia * UK "I sleep" Iceland * expands fishing border's * UK "NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!!!!!!"
@kh29534 жыл бұрын
Eagle owl Poland is typing..
@ryeryeryerye4 жыл бұрын
Iceland is kinda greedy but eh
@benjamingumundsson43974 жыл бұрын
Ryan Anson iceland just didint want to starve
@johnzuijdveld95854 жыл бұрын
@@ryeryeryerye Ah yes! remember the days of "Rule Britannia?' Didn't they take more land than the Romans ever did? Oh but of coarse this was all very benevolent wasn't it?
@ryeryeryerye4 жыл бұрын
john zuijdveld i didn’t say they should do it
@creative8d143 жыл бұрын
“Canada sends trash to Philippines” *that’s not very Canadian of you*
@ianprince16983 жыл бұрын
they were very sorry
@agustinmarquezsegat47253 жыл бұрын
That is actually very Canadian! Canada is like that little brat who pretends to be innocent and angel but is actually an asshole
@brianhong50703 жыл бұрын
@@agustinmarquezsegat4725 correction, Trudeau is an asshole. Not us Canadians, we apologize for our asshole of a prime minister
@neilking8233 жыл бұрын
We appologize... it's our prime minister... he has no diplomatic skill and is unfit to lead, but somehow people still vote for him... we're very sorry, really... please don't judge all of us based on one man's moronic behaviours
@martinam74563 жыл бұрын
And you learnt this, where? 🥴
@ju72654 жыл бұрын
The pettiest war between countries still is Eurovision and no one can tell me otherwise
@duck1ente4 жыл бұрын
We need anti Greek-Cypriot coalition
@Rabid_Nationalist4 жыл бұрын
@@duck1ente yeah
@dylangoddard74494 жыл бұрын
Everyone on it hates the UK (cant blame you) but it's unfair we come near last every time despite how good we are.
@riotpool49244 жыл бұрын
DUCK, turkey was right
@bluelotus92454 жыл бұрын
OTHERWISE! While the rest of the world is building bombs and planning war strategies the nations of Europe are trying to make the catchiest pop song and plan the best hosting of the competition. The concept is priseless bro! We have got the coolest war ever going on here!
@GnosticAtheist4 жыл бұрын
Its all fun and games until Iceland owns all the water in the world.
@contextTBD4 жыл бұрын
China to Iceland: As long as you leave the South China Sea alone, we're good.
@MrPicky4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps that would be good for the fish stock? One of the main reasons why Iceland does not want to join the EU is the fact that EU still looks at fish stock as something you can "politically choose how much you can catch each year" instead of thinking about how large is that stock and what percentage of it is available to us to catch this year so we can maintain it in the future.
@jamesrobsonza77524 жыл бұрын
Iceland renamed Waterland
@KarryKarryKarry4 жыл бұрын
James Robsonza Icewater world.
@starry20064 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares much unless it impinges on their economies. Pretty much similar to trolls on youtube, if they don't aim their trolling at you most people don't care.
@johnvilyer43404 жыл бұрын
Iceland: "You're infringing on human rights!!" Philippines: "You don't have real days and eat ice tho lol. Stay in your lane ice bois." 14 whole countries, apparently: "That's a good point ngl"
@idkboredlord13913 жыл бұрын
True, Iceland seems kind of sus
@benjaminjohannessanchez33103 жыл бұрын
Lol why does this sound like an Among Us dispute...
@InternetAddict0693 жыл бұрын
@The Corporate Agent LMAO
@123evilwolf3 жыл бұрын
Pog statement
@brapa11903 жыл бұрын
Lol killing criminals who probably would kill more innocent people is against human rights?
@cerridianempire16533 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for the Phillippine President to have a rap-battle against Gordon Ramsay
@spectre28893 жыл бұрын
Yeah both are good in insulting and offending others
@driftingdruid3 жыл бұрын
(starts playing the "Ten Duel Commandments" tune in the background)
@spectre28893 жыл бұрын
That rap-battle would be 99999999× more epic than any eminen rap
@DaveStridersworth3 жыл бұрын
Fnf week 8 confirmed?
@cerridianempire16533 жыл бұрын
@@DaveStridersworth lmao
@rymerdaveedjec61644 жыл бұрын
If someone is mad at you, and you are Iceland, just say "No NATO".
@lzh49504 жыл бұрын
Nay-TO
@icelandinreallife20423 жыл бұрын
Ísland úr NATÓ, herinn burt!
@i05af3 жыл бұрын
@@icelandinreallife2042 Við getum tekið Ameríku ef við þurfum á því að halda.
@RAHULGUPTA-uq3te3 жыл бұрын
Then suddenly an American gang will show up to have your back.
@itstalljeff10063 жыл бұрын
As a person in the middle of the states. I will have Icelands back too.
@joshuacarre064 жыл бұрын
The canada and denmark thing seems like there both doing it for fun
@calebmulder42364 жыл бұрын
Untill we find oil or something.....
@yammolcho81274 жыл бұрын
That's why he said its the cutest
@flixusflexus4 жыл бұрын
In real its just to smuggel alcohol...
@gabrielesbensen50464 жыл бұрын
Those Canadians are stealing our island.
@rawsy47694 жыл бұрын
@Republic O Reality Bruh really stupid idea tbh, but you're just trolling hahaha
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
"France also had some disagreements with the United Kingdom..." You don't say?
@looseygoosey13494 жыл бұрын
How did those 2 countries ever survive? from all the years they have been fighting you would think one would wipe out the other but no.
@thetrist3334 жыл бұрын
@@looseygoosey1349 because when we are not kicking each other ass we are kicking other's country butt
@looseygoosey13494 жыл бұрын
@@thetrist333 yeah but still it's like ever since the fall of the Roman empire you guys have been at each other's throats. Exaggerating but still one should've one by nowm
@mordador27024 жыл бұрын
@@looseygoosey1349 I mean, England was close that one time. Until some peasant girl came and kicked them out. Or they ran out of money, pick your version.
@efxnews47764 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't? They sure love to piss off everybody...
@ChaosSamurai3 жыл бұрын
"the cod war" call of duty players: my time has come
@kingneepneep67253 жыл бұрын
Fuck Iceland
@benjamingumundsson43973 жыл бұрын
@@kingneepneep6725 Iceland just knows how to play the game
@kingneepneep67253 жыл бұрын
@@benjamingumundsson4397 Iceland bad
@benjamingumundsson43973 жыл бұрын
@@kingneepneep6725 better than Britain
@kingneepneep67253 жыл бұрын
@@benjamingumundsson4397 what did Iceland ever do that could even come close to being better than Britain
@twiper30634 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the one guy to die in an Icelandic war over fish
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
*Some of the richest fishing grounds in the world. Iceland is Europes second largest producer of fish. There were billions of dollars at stake and at the time pretty much the entire Icelandic economy.
@twiper30634 жыл бұрын
@@ThatIcelandicDude ...nice
@benjamingumundsson43974 жыл бұрын
Only 1 death was very nice since both countrys were just sailing into each other
@hilal_younus4 жыл бұрын
Your Profile Picture defines this statement
@tahabashir37794 жыл бұрын
@@ThatIcelandicDude of course you'd say that, Odin :/
@PravinD863 жыл бұрын
Headline :" Water on Mars" Iceland "We claim Mars"
@icelandinreallife20423 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... not a bad idea.
@Arterexius3 жыл бұрын
@@icelandinreallife2042 Good luck though as all of space beyond Earth is by international law, free for the taking. Meaning you need to get there before Elon Musk does
@nari_an91043 жыл бұрын
Otherwise they gonna leave nato
@avestator37633 жыл бұрын
WE NEED NEW COD FISHING GROUNDS!
@kyleterry51903 жыл бұрын
@@avestator3763 ain't nothing better than martian cod
@cinnamonsugartoast14284 жыл бұрын
Iceland be like the favourite child that calls for mom when they don’t get what they want tho
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
It really is an over simplification to state Iceland won only by threatening to leave NATO. Icelands strategy in the cod war was to make it impossible for british trollers to make a profit while fishing in Icelandic waters. This included the coast guard dragging knives along the ocea floor cutting nets, arresting british sailors and doing there best to avoid the navy.This was incredibly effective and most trollers just gave up on coming there. Than they played one of histories funniest cat and mouse game where the Icelandic coast guard made fools of the Royal navy time and time again. One of such cases were the use of radios. In the beginning the Brits tried to create a surveillance system where they would try to spot the coast guard vessels and than warn trollers of their whereabouts over the radio and letting them know where it was safe to fish. The Icelandic coast guard simply recorded those transmissions and played them back to the radio at opportune moments. This lead the navy to abonden that tactic and instead tried to protect there trollers by making them travel in large groups surrounded by the navy. This simply made it so that it became damn near impossible to any troller to make a profit from fishing since they were all fishing in a tiny area. All this would eventually lead to the two powers aggressively ramming each others vessels in an attempt to inflict damage upon one annother. Something that turns our the Icelanders were simply better at. At the end of the 3rd cod war 15 out of 22 royal frigates had been badly damaged and one was even decomissioned. 5 out of Icelands 8 vessels were damaged, one of which so much that the crew surrendered to the navy and were brought to England. On the way the Coast guard crew spent some time in the frigates kitchen, the cooks of which were all from Northern Ireland. There the Irish did what they could to convince the Icelanders to go out and atempt to take the ship by force and assured them they would aid them. The two groups spent alot of time discussing strategy and how to approach this matter. In the end the coast guard decided against it on the account of being too outnumbered by the navy even with the Irish help. Any way in the end the Icelanders inflicted heavy economic damage to both the navy and the trollers illegally fishing in their waters and even though the conflicts were ultimately ended by Iceland threatening to leave nato that doesnt mean they did so without a fight and I belive it is more than fair to say that Iceland did simply win those wars both militarily and diplomatically.
@kerriwilson77324 жыл бұрын
Or maybe Iceland is like the teenager with a car? His classmates all want to ride, but they don't think he's cool.
@ffls7754 жыл бұрын
@@ThatIcelandicDude That was an awesome read dude, thanks you
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
@@ffls775 NP. The cod wars over all are an entertaining read. I seriously recommend you read more about them. Since I didnt even cover half the shenanigans that took place in that conflict.
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
Óðinn vel sagt, pfft kallandi ísland mömmustrák, nei við mofokkin tókum enska flotan þurrt í rassinn og unnum þetta bitch!
@PaulDavies43 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell... having Iceland crying to the USA, and the USA making Britain play nice, is a bit like my sister crying to my dad, and him putting me in line when we were kids.
@johnzuijdveld95853 жыл бұрын
I did a similar thing when my son bullied his 4yrs younger sister bumping her forcefully into the point of a corner. He's never forgiven me to this day saying it was her fault, she was about 4 or 5, that was 30yrs ago. 🙄🥱
@mikkitoro89332 жыл бұрын
Well we didn't really cry to them. The U.S thought we'd leave NATO and just intervened.
@patrickmartin33222 жыл бұрын
Well the British were illegally fishing in Iceland’s EEZ
@Persac72 жыл бұрын
That's funny lmao
@zyairjames67582 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Orthane4 жыл бұрын
"Man I can't believe Americans are invading countries for oil! How childish" Honduras and El Salvador: *HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN SOCCER/FOOTBALL!?!?!*
@DJpreskoboy4 жыл бұрын
The reason was in no way football. Check out Oversimplified's video on the topic.
@SantiagoHernandez-qx1pe4 жыл бұрын
DJpreskoboy thank you I was going to recommend the same, this videos is great but he barely touched the subject.
@rebecca46804 жыл бұрын
Football/soccer wasn't the reason for the war, it was just the spark that finally exploded the powder keg.
@darlings_spooky_monster19554 жыл бұрын
@@rebecca4680 you are correct
@jcxkzhgco30504 жыл бұрын
Just call it football, entire world calls football
@user-px7kx2gp1b3 жыл бұрын
6:28 France actually argued that, since they are able to jump and oceanic currents carry them for some distance, so they are to be considered FISH. To what Brazil replied, sarcastically: "So, by your logic, a kangaroo is a bird because he jumps."
@auxencefromont19893 жыл бұрын
Yes, kangaroos are birds, finally someone agree with me !
@boteiro14363 жыл бұрын
@@auxencefromont1989 no! kangaroos are fish!
@itstalljeff10063 жыл бұрын
Wait they aren't reptiles?
@joshuaespinoza83253 жыл бұрын
amoeba
@driftingdruid3 жыл бұрын
noted : curling and uncurling your body real fast can count as backwards _jumping_
@egesahin24984 жыл бұрын
Canada and Denmark: Dispute over some rocks on water. Turkey and Greece: First Time?
@kn_fares62354 жыл бұрын
Morocco and spain : First try ??
@Grumpy_old_Boot4 жыл бұрын
Canada & Denmark : "Weeell ...... the booze is good." 🤪
@egesahin24983 жыл бұрын
@Βασιλης Ο Ροκερ I don't know man. I am as tired as you are...
@xibeisanma54523 жыл бұрын
@Βασιλης Ο Ροκερ yes, we are f**king crazy now stfu and watch how we can invade eastern meditarrenean we are taking the thing that ours
@cryopex99763 жыл бұрын
@@xibeisanma5452 bruh çocuk sus utandırıyon beni
@Spoon800853 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Germany already did Dig out Denmark with the Kiel Canal
@fryphillipj5603 жыл бұрын
Now they just have to store their nuclear waste on the part between the canal and the border like the Saudis suggested XD
@Pilgerobst3 жыл бұрын
@@fryphillipj560 please not. I live in this Area
@Supersayan213 жыл бұрын
@@Pilgerobst lmao
@mautun38302 жыл бұрын
@@Pilgerobst no DEUTSCHLAND FUCK YEAH
@davidjijo66574 жыл бұрын
the sheer balls on this madlad calling the South China sea conflict "petty"
@samgrandy27744 жыл бұрын
*knock knock "CHINA OPEN UP"
@husted54884 жыл бұрын
*You've been placed on Xi Jing Pings watchlist of possible terminator targets.*
@CorporateShill4 жыл бұрын
Husted Xi Jinping*
@checkcheck15794 жыл бұрын
it could spark ww3 so, petty isnt the right word for the conflict. although nobody is at war yet. ridiculous, maybe
@checkcheck15794 жыл бұрын
.... I mean china making rediculous claim.
@davidciprys78113 жыл бұрын
Iceland be like: MOOOOOOOOM.
@tete14453 жыл бұрын
Mom (🇺🇸): 😡 UK and its allies: I'm joking 😅
@mikkitoro89332 жыл бұрын
If anything the U.S is Iceland's son as it was us who discovered it.
@niclasoe2 жыл бұрын
@@mikkitoro8933 You only discovered Nova Scotia in Canada though not the US ;)
@mikkitoro89332 жыл бұрын
@@niclasoe Well since U.S citizens pride themselves in calling them America I think it counts since even then Cristopher Columbus didn't even discover it but he discovered the caribbeans.
@mikkitoro89332 жыл бұрын
@@niclasoe And the main take from my comment is it doesn't make sense for Iceland to be U.S' kid.
@tzu30944 жыл бұрын
Any country: Insults Philippines Filipinos: Hold my trashtalk
@ricegrain18094 жыл бұрын
The way we trashtalk here in the Philippines is kinda like the next level, we swear at people, we yell a lot and we're kinda aggressive
@ricegrain18094 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielr.escosia7684 that there is a good point my friend
@ishajem5154 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Can't even hold a decent discussion. Government-paid trolls and die hard fans have scripted posts, spread misinformation, and go direct to ad hominem insults when they have nothing else to say.
@bernardok4 жыл бұрын
bovo putangina feeder
@fluido70174 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielr.escosia7684 shut up
@yassineraiselfenni48613 жыл бұрын
"germany was pursueing a rather aggressive foreign policy" LOL
@user-wx8ic2iv3d3 жыл бұрын
Poland: *sweats nervously*
@itsfilipinoball81293 жыл бұрын
Oh no...
@sirp73943 жыл бұрын
Hey I’ve seen this one before
@houser20943 жыл бұрын
it was too aggressive😂😂😂 hitler got offended like he was in a relationship with king christian😂😂 and the he like" yall mfkers gonna pay"
@notroll12793 жыл бұрын
Nice understatement... Greetings from Berlin!
@Pickle17624 жыл бұрын
"Taiwan and China claim each other, so they claim each other's claim" lost it so hard that had to stop the vid
@jack-ln9nu4 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s true...
@chrono-glitchwaterlily87764 жыл бұрын
Oh my god 😂😂😂
@johnzuijdveld95854 жыл бұрын
Anything you can do I can do to too!
@SONUYADAV-mo3ng3 жыл бұрын
😂
@everythingisawesome29033 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
@jossip224 жыл бұрын
Iceland: The US is mine now Everyone: no Iceland: ok I'm leaving NATO US : no, it's ok as long as we have our station in Iceland
@i05af3 жыл бұрын
as an icelander, the thought of this turns me on 😽
@i05af3 жыл бұрын
@D Dichev Yeah lmao, we have the best negotiation skills 😎😎👌👌
@Jay-qb9gi3 жыл бұрын
Our stations > some fish
@eurovision-man203 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey, What about Mcdonalds? Iceland: I don't know. Also Me and jacknjellify: BFDI power! Iceland: No! The ice turned into ice cube from BFDI! Me: Food power! Iceland: Oooooh! That food is so yummy. Me: Yeah!
@benyseus63254 жыл бұрын
There’s also Australia who’s wildlife is so dangerous that they managed to lose a war to a group of flightless birds. “They have begun to employ guerilla tactics” was an actual quote from the Australian captain.
@ricegrain18094 жыл бұрын
Hey I've learned this before! Oversimplified posted a video called mini wars and the 4th mini war was the Emu war which made me laugh and made me confused
@lilituworldorder4 жыл бұрын
Benyseus it’s not a sign of Australian weakness, it shows that our national bird is so badass it could win a war!
@ricegrain18094 жыл бұрын
Perhaps too badass
@katy92914 жыл бұрын
what really?! omg what the hell 😂😂
@RasPutintheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@airsoftcarter78633 жыл бұрын
“France had a dispute with the UK” You don’t say...
@KitArch3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@estebanod3 жыл бұрын
Just a little one.. That took 20 years and 7 coalitions including every European country other than France 💀
@personarandom75793 жыл бұрын
What? France and the UK are the best friends ever they love each other Lol
@feelingnether1582 жыл бұрын
A 100 years A 7 years A 30 years A 7 coalitions against one general emperor dude A american tired of paying taxes A im tired of EU.
@PicsouRiche2 жыл бұрын
@@feelingnether158 To think that in the beginning it was just because two dynasties of French culture fought over the crowns. Two sister nations fighting over the same parents.
@Ludovicus17694 жыл бұрын
Iceland: Stop bullying! Or I’ll leave NATO!!! The US: Oh shit guys, you gotta stop now.
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
Us icelanders dont fuck around when it comes to OUR fish
@Elmithian4 жыл бұрын
Tbf, they were kind of seriously overfishing at the coast. It wasn't sustainable to keep letting the countries fish around the coastline if you wanted long term sustainability
@Cormi984 жыл бұрын
@@olafurakikristinsson2209 British fish*
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
Cormac Trigg sure buddy, british fish... whatever that your more comfortable calling it
@EagleEye-rw5pn4 жыл бұрын
They're presiden is Krebs obviosly
@therealcanadagaming4 жыл бұрын
Anyone: breathes Philippines: time to insult
@kadexous4 жыл бұрын
*im not so proud of my country anymore*
@someone19494 жыл бұрын
Man from 3020: so why did the war in 2020 happen? Me: *I N S U L T*
@legend-rx9ik4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that guy is a fucking asshole
@jwrfd4 жыл бұрын
Anyone: breathes Iceland:America america ill leave nato if you don't help
@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN4 жыл бұрын
peachyy_amelie your president is like a twitter less Trump. He also seems to anyways want a fight with smaller population counties except cowers when it’s China.
@Nachouni884 жыл бұрын
The Canada Philippines doesn't seem petty, many first world Nations are among the cleanest in the world mainly because they take their dirty business elsewhere.
@grrumakemeangry4 жыл бұрын
nah
@RasPutintheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ian-hm6cx4 жыл бұрын
nah
@jumpingSpiders4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@antlantis12344 жыл бұрын
nah
@Iamtheliquor3 жыл бұрын
Iceland's relationship with NATO sounds like Karen's relationship with the manager😂
@Robopi3.143 жыл бұрын
ehh, it was less about NATO, and more about Iceland and the US, because the real reason why the US kept intervening was cuz iceland was a strategic location to have a base on, in case ties with the USSR worsened(the cod wars occured during the cold war).
@metrodaking2 жыл бұрын
iceland is nothing without fish stfu
@mikkitoro89332 жыл бұрын
@@metrodaking Back in the day fish was a major part in our economy. Now it's tourism as more tourists visit this country than there are people living in it.
@magicbuns48684 жыл бұрын
1:30 I don't blame the Philippines for getting angry at Canada for that
@slc6794 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel R. Escosia your president is just childish
@jareddelfino64084 жыл бұрын
@@slc679 you know nothing about him, even if you do, can you agree if someone would throw garbage in your bedroom? and it was dump in the Philippines for 6 years, Philippines had already complaining about this, in the past administration yet Canada PM only promised to solve it but it did not happened, so are you gonna stand out for your own country and imagine your house being dump by your neighbor with so many garbage, like your house is like a smokey mountain...do you really intend to be nice to them, you would even threaten to call a police so it's not really a childish act, it's not immature, it's not being annoying, it's being a human being...
@duckgo87554 жыл бұрын
@@slc679 Speaking out the mistakes created by "First world" countries is childish, 3rd world countries should shut up because they're inferior yeah yeah I get it, our president is childish. Yes he is a blabber mouth but he won't shut up until your First world country takes the trash out of our backyard, for first world countries, a quiet 3rd world country is a good Country so that they could get away with their actions.
@Snow-ej5fm4 жыл бұрын
Duterte was acting like a child tho. He could’ve handled the situation way better
@LennoxTC4 жыл бұрын
I don't blame them either and I'm from Canada. I think that the situation could have been handled way better from both sides, but higher prevention precautions should have happened here in Canada. I like the Philippines and I wouldn't want good relations between the countries to be ruined over something like this. Hopefully, a lesson was learned.
@teiramusic4 жыл бұрын
USA: Karen Iceland: Karen's child
@trayfor4 жыл бұрын
💯
@crashrescuing47374 жыл бұрын
angry brit mad cuz he dont got dem fish n chips
@chrono-glitchwaterlily87763 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-uo3yu Philippine culture was mostly based on India and China. The main religions in the country before Islam and Christianity took over were Buddhism, Hinduism, and the local Animism. Heck, even the ancient writing called Baybayin had the Hindu symbol of India. Why Russia tho
@chrono-glitchwaterlily87763 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-uo3yu maybe add Spain to the mix cuz y'know...Philippines is a Spanish-like country
@FirstnameLastname-uo3yu3 жыл бұрын
Chrono-Glitch WaterLily I read the comment Wrong...
@berkerrang41494 жыл бұрын
Iceland pulling a Doofenshmirtz. "Little by little, i will increase the size of our fishing area until we rule all of the seas in the Tri state area! Then we can tax everyone else who fishes in our waters giving us the money to import more ice! It's genius!"
@efxnews47764 жыл бұрын
Well, their strategy won't going to work in the south hemisphere... Theres very few NATO countries here, and most are on the other side of the world...
@scipioafricanus58713 жыл бұрын
Iceland, if you mean business, I'd suggest you start develop a blue-water navy.
@n.carreiro3 жыл бұрын
That Phillipines dude is hilarious, he just roasts Iceland for fun
@melaniesitoy50063 жыл бұрын
bruh he is our president and yes he always insults other countries like iceland, canada and the us
@soyamilk46133 жыл бұрын
@@melaniesitoy5006 even insults his pilipino people xDDD paborito kong presidente, parang ka-tropa mo lang magsalita!! HAHAHAHHA!!!
@melaniesitoy50063 жыл бұрын
@@soyamilk4613 yeah one i like him too his insults to canada is not really silly but he is just standing up for the ph since canada think they can trash us
@enotsnavdier68673 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is. It was also hilarious when he caused the brutal slaughter of thousands of people who were suffering from drug addictions. It was also hilarious when 54 children were killed, in only a single year, from his drug war.
@soyamilk46133 жыл бұрын
@@enotsnavdier6867 It needed to be that way, If duterte did not take action like how the stupid aquino's did, then imagine what would happen to the philippines
@ericdh41844 жыл бұрын
Everybody dealing with political issues Brazil: *ThE LoBsTeR cRaWlS!!*
@kingdomofbird81744 жыл бұрын
I'm am from 🇧🇷 Brazil and Lobster crawis Dumb France hehehe It's just kidding
@ObywatelMurawjow4 жыл бұрын
That's seems pretty political to me
@elfodelputoinfierno4 жыл бұрын
Well... The lobsters are in our territory soooo-
@josecarioca87854 жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair, the French ambassador used equaly dumb arguments like "Lobster can float, therefore they are fish". It was basicaly France trying to invade our maritime territories.
@mentalmans_65614 жыл бұрын
Of course it fucking crawls how would it swim?
@m.a.1184 жыл бұрын
Also involving Canada: From Wikipedia- But in fact true. We used to have a satirical party called the Rhinoceros Party. Their mascot was Cornelius the First, (Named after a Rhino at a popular zoo here in Quebec). So, this happened... "During the Canadian federal election of 1984, the party made a major part of their platform declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the early works of the comics series. The party offered to call off the threatened Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)"
@MyRegardsToTheDodo4 жыл бұрын
The US once built a fort about a mile too far up north, so that instead of being on the US side of the border that fort was on the Canadian side. When the US realized their mistake after about two years of building, the construction site was abandoned for around 25 years, until they managed to negotiate a change of the border with Canada, so that the fort would be on US soil again.
@t.estable38564 жыл бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo That's fucked! Seems like a subtle way of stealing land....
@t.estable38564 жыл бұрын
@deleted Super subtle... Given the lifespans of counties 25 years isn't that much time... (I'm being slightly jokey here, I don't actually have a major issue about it, I just think it's an example of the US not really respecting Canada and taking advantage of the situation.)
@avroarchitect17934 жыл бұрын
@@t.estable3856 we got them back though, there is a US National Historical site in Canada. A former president's mansion.
@t.estable38564 жыл бұрын
@@avroarchitect1793 This fort specifically? I'm not sure what point you intended to make by bringing up an unrelated historical site, care to elaborate?
@GustavoGplay4 жыл бұрын
Brazil: we're a neutral country, we do no harm to anyone Also Brazil: almost goes to war against France because of some lobsters
@derniercaesar53193 жыл бұрын
It our lobster's porra! 🇧🇷
@GustavoGplay3 жыл бұрын
@@derniercaesar5319 huehuehue
@marinarosario88553 жыл бұрын
It was not about lobsters it was about if lobsters crawl of swim. Huge difference.
@Ghost-lv8uw3 жыл бұрын
OUR LOBSTERS CARALHOOOO
@Ghost-lv8uw3 жыл бұрын
AND THEY CRAWL
@SandjyLima3 жыл бұрын
Mom: Go wash the dishes Son: No Mom: You will get grounded Son: If i do, i will leave NATO Mom: *surprised pikachu*
@davidbueno59884 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Iceland: sToP oR i WilL lEaVe NaTo
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
It really is an over simplification to state Iceland won only by threatening to leave NATO. Icelands strategy in the cod war was to make it impossible for british trollers to make a profit while fishing in Icelandic waters. This included the coast guard dragging knives along the ocea floor cutting nets, arresting british sailors and doing there best to avoid the navy.This was incredibly effective and most trollers just gave up on coming there. Than they played one of histories funniest cat and mouse game where the Icelandic coast guard made fools of the Royal navy time and time again. One of such cases were the use of radios. In the beginning the Brits tried to create a surveillance system where they would try to spot the coast guard vessels and than warn trollers of their whereabouts over the radio and letting them know where it was safe to fish. The Icelandic coast guard simply recorded those transmissions and played them back to the radio at opportune moments. This lead the navy to abonden that tactic and instead tried to protect there trollers by making them travel in large groups surrounded by the navy. This simply made it so that it became damn near impossible to any troller to make a profit from fishing since they were all fishing in a tiny area. All this would eventually lead to the two powers aggressively ramming each others vessels in an attempt to inflict damage upon one annother. Something that turns our the Icelanders were simply better at. At the end of the 3rd cod war 15 out of 22 royal frigates had been badly damaged and one was even decomissioned. 5 out of Icelands 8 vessels were damaged, one of which so much that the crew surrendered to the navy and were brought to England. On the way the Coast guard crew spent some time in the frigates kitchen, the cooks of which were all from Northern Ireland. There the Irish did what they could to convince the Icelanders to go out and atempt to take the ship by force and assured them they would aid them. The two groups spent alot of time discussing strategy and how to approach this matter. In the end the coast guard decided against it on the account of being too outnumbered by the navy even with the Irish help. Any way in the end the Icelanders inflicted heavy economic damage to both the navy and the trollers illegally fishing in their waters and even though the conflicts were ultimately ended by Iceland threatening to leave nato that doesnt mean they did so without a fight and I belive it is more than fair to say that Iceland did simply win those wars both militarily and diplomatically.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo4 жыл бұрын
Back then: "Oh, no, we need US troops there, because Cold War." Today: "Ok, don't let the door hit your a** on the way out."
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo That honestly is very incorrect. The US is still very keen on keeping Iceland as an ally. Especially now due to the increaseing tensions in the Artic. In fact ever since the Obama administration the US has been actively trying to reestablish a military presence in the country. Something that Iceland has repeatedly turned down. The artic is a growing hotbead between China, Russia and Thr USA and you think the Americans are just going to give up Iceland so the UK can fish in Icelandic waters??? Fuck no. The fact still remains that Iceland holds a key position in US dominance over the north Atlantic and they are absolutely not going to give that up.
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
Broman we maybe cute but we dont fuck around when in comes to our fish
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
MyRegardsToTheDodo you really took an L there bud
@Omar_ayach4 жыл бұрын
China's claim in the south China Sea really pisses me off
@CorporateShill4 жыл бұрын
Omar It’s called the 9 dash line
@correctionguy76324 жыл бұрын
This is so trash, can we sink some chinese ships?
@CorporateShill4 жыл бұрын
Correction Guy Your wet dreams not gonna happen anytime soon
@majesticmarilag5334 жыл бұрын
@@CorporateShill lol indonesia and vietnam is already doing it😒
@CorporateShill4 жыл бұрын
Majestic Marilag Lol their militaries are pathetic 🤦♂️.
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un4 жыл бұрын
The island between Canada and Denmark belongs to none of them. It’s rightful polar bear clay
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater4 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-un ok my great dead supreme leader.Im still mourning
@elchungusgrande96354 жыл бұрын
Man I swear i've seen you comment on every other youtube video I watch xD
@ScrufiYes4 жыл бұрын
@@elchungusgrande9635 dude I could say the same-
@Knightway14 жыл бұрын
U the guy that posts on drews channel?
@supremeleaderkimjongun53324 жыл бұрын
Brother?
@johnle58743 жыл бұрын
The waste thing its Canada‘s fault they lied to the Philippines and send about 100 containers of waste So I think the Philippines are in the rights of the Canadians government should take the waste back since it did lie to the Philippines and refused to take the waste back I’m not trying to be biased but this is technically Canada‘s fault
@svanimation89693 жыл бұрын
100 % Philippines right bruh but all other countries like *we didn't see that*
@eastonthehistoryguy29252 жыл бұрын
I’m Canadian and I agree with u
@mafiacat882 жыл бұрын
Oh 100%. As a Canadian, that's incredibly frustrating and frankly massively embarrassing. I'm sorry it happened, because it's frankly complete bullshit that the Philippines got shafted like that.
@volundrfrey896 Жыл бұрын
100% and Trudeau's response was complete BS probably in hope that the Philippines would just give up.
@leo132464 жыл бұрын
Us: NATO IS NOTHING WITHOUT ICELAND STOP UNITED KINGDOM NOW
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
Well considering the royal navy got there ass handed to them time and time again by 5 I'll equipped Icelandic gunboats. I'd say that yes, Iceland is an important member.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo4 жыл бұрын
@@ThatIcelandicDude Just because the British didn't fire at those boats. And back then the US needed a base there in case of a Sovjet attack on Europe, today the US wouldn't do anything.
@ThatIcelandicDude4 жыл бұрын
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo The British didn't fire on those boats becouse it would have been the end of them. Both Scandinacia and the US favoured Iceland's position in the war and would have responded quickly to an UK aggression. You can expect heavy sanctions on the UK as well as possible military response oh and all but the guarantee of the disintegration of Nato. You think that for a second the US wouldn't have taken actions against the Uk? Only 3 years prior the US sited against the UK in a defensive war against Egypt a country that wasnt even allied to the US. You think they are going to ignore a an offensive war against their ally? Lastly US interests in Iceland were ever meant for Europes protection. But about American dominion over the north Atlantic a position that hasnt changed. The US still considers Iceland a vital ally.
@olafurakikristinsson22094 жыл бұрын
Óðinn djöfull ertu að rústa þessum gæja #stolturíslendingur
@cernanwinterfox854 жыл бұрын
@@ThatIcelandicDude it's worth noting that at the time the US considered the UK as much a threat/rival as an ally. The US spent a lot of the cold war purposely undermining british naval importance and strength.
@errrno17614 жыл бұрын
Malaysia: This section's mine Brunei: This section's mine Vietnam: This section's mine The Philippines: This section's mine China: SCUUUUUOOOZzzzEEEE MEEEE... JUST GONNA SQUEEZE THRUUUU... ERR IF YOU COULD JUST..... SCOOT OVER SLIGHTLY -- ERRR YESssss... I'M JUSssss GON TAKE ALL THESE SECTIONS... YES, YOURS TOO, INDONESIA.. OKAYYYYYY... ANDDDDDDD DONE! PERFECT! OH, AND HERE'S COVID-19 THANKS BYE- Taiwan: I don't know her
@aperson84734 жыл бұрын
Sadly true
@zeroyuki924 жыл бұрын
Actually Taiwan: "I don't know her but I also claim the exactly same zone as hers". Please read about that as well lol
@alexanderchristopher62374 жыл бұрын
zeroyuki92 Yeah, but Taiwan pretty much gave up on that already.
@Kurosaka4 жыл бұрын
S tier comment
@himasekiwari1554 жыл бұрын
China china =_= Cool culture (some only some) not so great goverment
@Upgryd4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t Denmark already an island since they made the Kiel canal
@wakeful59234 жыл бұрын
Half island
@erikthomsen47684 жыл бұрын
That canal is located in Germany.
@duck1ente4 жыл бұрын
Jutland*
@the8thgemmer4674 жыл бұрын
Erik Thomsen It used to be the German Danish border
@erikthomsen47684 жыл бұрын
@The8th Gemmer No that’s not where it was at all. The original border was just north of Hamburg. After the war of 1864 the border was moved up north near my home city of Kolding. Next the border was again moved south. But this time my kingdom only got the northern part of Schleswig. The Kiel canal divides the German Federal State of Schleswig-Holstein. Holstein was the other region lost in the War of 1864.
@Blueboy2723 жыл бұрын
had me crying laughing when calling the Nazi invasions and expansions around Europe "a rather aggressive foreign strategy"
@aak19923 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if he realises how funny he is
@mcsnuggie4 жыл бұрын
As a canadian I find it disgusting that we sent all that waste masked as recyclables. The Philippines leader is whiny though
@Anon.G4 жыл бұрын
Blame the recycling company, not the country. Nobody in the government made the decision.
@healtheworldforabetterplac75744 жыл бұрын
Anon I guess we should blame anyone here. The Recycling company who’s maybe it was intended to China. Canadian Authorities for not being responsible enough to take action immediately in this issue. Philippine President for his profanities and not taking diplomatic consideration on his thoughts.
@Anon.G4 жыл бұрын
@@healtheworldforabetterplac7574 I don't even know what your second sentence means. look man, the recycling company labeled it as recycled plastic, but it was garbage, end of story.
@mangodip21704 жыл бұрын
Let's just shut up with this petty issue already because it has been resolved. *END OF STORY*
@continualvariability33454 жыл бұрын
I agree
@OlGregge4 жыл бұрын
1:18 ok that's not even a conflict, that's just awesome.
@JonahF20144 жыл бұрын
Also wrong, at least the part about the bottle
@ZENN0SUKE4 жыл бұрын
It's only like that because it lacks resources.
@kuyachamp76184 жыл бұрын
*South China Sea in a nutshell* China: *Enters foreign waters* Philippines: _WHAT! You can't fish in our territory!_ China: _What!?_ Vietnam: _What!?_ Malaysia: _What!?_ Brunei: _What!?_ Taiwan: _What!?_
@NoAlarms.NoSuprises4 жыл бұрын
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@fajaradi12234 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Indonesia : Hi guys! Can I join the party?
@risannd4 жыл бұрын
Indonesia: S I N C C
@captainbean12644 жыл бұрын
indonesia and thailand also have a kind of dispute in the south china sea
@AbsoluteZero67144 жыл бұрын
If I became General Secretary of the CCP I would order a withdrawal from the South China Sea because I love coral reefs so much and that part of the world has the greatest reef biodiversity in the world.
@moanteq67243 жыл бұрын
Iceland: "I want more fish." England: *TRIGGERED*
@stroodledoodle64414 жыл бұрын
Britain: you cant defeat me Iceland:I know but he can America shows up
@somethung81884 жыл бұрын
The US** America is 35 countries
@josecasti1233 жыл бұрын
@@somethung8188 in china europe is a country
@dipanjannath37103 жыл бұрын
@@somethung8188 isn't 54 states are there in USA?
@hadifdanish47283 жыл бұрын
What about Vietnam? ;)
@stroodledoodle64413 жыл бұрын
@@hadifdanish4728 dangit..
@zazaza9034 жыл бұрын
Canada VS Philippines conflict sounds so futuristic 😂
@chrono-glitchwaterlily87764 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jameson12393 жыл бұрын
It wouldn’t even be close
@doubled576903 жыл бұрын
Why would he go to war... it would be close cause Canada has some good tech but low population
@chrono-glitchwaterlily87763 жыл бұрын
@@doubled57690 they were talking about how all the other issues were kinda expected, but Canada vs Philippines is like an argument about pollution and such. You know how humans only care about that situation when it's almost too late so it's futuristic aka something expected to be set in the future
@jameson12393 жыл бұрын
Derrin Douglas see the thing is the Canadian navy is actually blue water capable we have 12 frigates with 12 more on the way 6-8 AOPVs and 4 submarines that admittedly don’t work but the Philippines currently has 1 frigate with 1 on the way 1 corvette with 2 ordered 0 submarines with 1 ordered and a crap ton of coastal patrol vessels the real problem would be invading as Canada currently has no landing ships or refuelers the Philippines does but getting them across the ocean with only 1 or 2 escorts won’t go well and even if you made it across the ocean the terrain in western Canada is mountainous and cold in the winter not to mention if both sides tried to invade we would have no air support as both Canada and the Philippines have no aircraft carriers
@SeverityOne3 жыл бұрын
"...and the First Cod War ended with no casualties." Go tell that to the cod.
@saimonserge69283 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@lidallyhim3 жыл бұрын
Countries that fish: exist France: and I took that personally
@workablefloods34654 жыл бұрын
How much savage do you want? The president of Philippines: Yes
@shine87044 жыл бұрын
The president is all talk
@ricegrain18094 жыл бұрын
He's not all talk he also did helpful things like the drug war, more cctvs and strict rules to bring peace in the country
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater4 жыл бұрын
He is amazing domestically, But internationally is not the best
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater4 жыл бұрын
Death Korps Krieg a bit too aggressive but we understand what he means.Though it would be better if he used the right words
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater4 жыл бұрын
Death Korps Krieg in terms of diplomacy,we have no diplomacy
@raffifontes68154 жыл бұрын
In México we had a war against france called "la guerra de los pasteles" "the cakes war" all because during a dispute a market get damaged and the government refuse to pay the 60,000 pesos for indemization so a french baker organize a small revolt calling to france for support (by that time mexico get money from france for activate the economy after the independence) so france see an opportunity making an economic bloquede on the gulf of mexico in 27/11/1838 and attacking the fort of San Juan de Ulúa and the bay of Veracruz , by the end Santa Anna (yes the same guy from texas) go to the bay of veracruz to face the french, with months of conflict the mexican government agree to pay 20,000 pesos to france. In summary Mexico go to war for not paying some cakes, the mesage here is to not lending a mexican money because we are able to go to war before paying
@themusther1613 жыл бұрын
Sounds so Filipino
@olhermitte58573 жыл бұрын
We do not joke with food here.
@themusther1613 жыл бұрын
@A Random User o said "sounds"
@nekoemilia75774 жыл бұрын
The Philippines president is a savage 😂🔥
@nevilledsouza94673 жыл бұрын
No he isn’t, he’s just not politically correct, meaning fake.
@PandaMusic16743 жыл бұрын
@@nevilledsouza9467 Whatever you say!
@elijahking519 Жыл бұрын
Update:Hans island has been split by Canada and Denmark
@googlewouldntletmeaccessmy78454 жыл бұрын
One of France's neighbors: catches a fish France: I wouldn't do that if I were you
@davidjijo66574 жыл бұрын
bro you forgot the greatest petty conflict of them all, Northern Macedonia and Greece
@HellenicMapping4 жыл бұрын
Greece doesn't want FYROMian land.
@zonetropper4 жыл бұрын
Nor does macedonia want any land in greece, just take back the slavs you expelled.
@HellenicMapping4 жыл бұрын
@@zonetropper So what? Every country has done ethnic cleansing. The lands of FYROM were also Greek during the byzantine period and then the slavs did en ethnic cleansing. And now we did an ethnic cleansing on them. You can't blame someone because of it
@TOLML4 жыл бұрын
Hellenic Mapping Using that logic is so wrong. Two wrongs don’t make a right, you shouldn’t ethnic cleanse a race if they did it to you in the past
@HellenicMapping4 жыл бұрын
@@TOLML What I said is that you shouldn't bring hate to Greece or North Macedonia because both of them did bad things to each other in the past.
@niclasbrusch33554 жыл бұрын
A weird one too, and mostly unknown is “The War” Between Germany And Denmark about The Grand Danois dog. Under Hitlers rule, Germany claimed that the Grand Danois is German and not Danish.
@katy92914 жыл бұрын
they can take our lands, but they cannot take our dogs!!!!!!
@Apis44 жыл бұрын
Grand Danois? Is that the Great Dane?
@katy92914 жыл бұрын
@@Apis4 i think so yeah. not completely sure though
@okay.80884 жыл бұрын
Apis4 Yes it is, Grand Danois is Great Dane in french
@sualtam95094 жыл бұрын
According to wikipedia Great Danes are German and are just called Danes for anti-german reasons. Don't know if that was ever a disputed fact between Germany and Denmark though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dane
@jamz16013 жыл бұрын
No one Qatar: *You didnt had to cut me off*
@wombataldebaran96863 жыл бұрын
*Build a trench along the border and make me and island* *You think that digging makes you tough?* *But you don´t treat me as a neighbour and it feels so rough...*
@huntertrum36584 жыл бұрын
"stop taking our lobsters" "okay... but are they really *YOUR* lobsters?"
@amoghshetty48673 жыл бұрын
5:32 Imagine going to your neighbor's house thinking that it's your house. Then you see another guy there, so you kick him out, but then you realize it isn't even your house.
@bxdri3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention you rob the guy of 8000$
@flashbeaster3 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Botham_Jean
@bxdri3 жыл бұрын
@@flashbeaster she only got 10 years? What the fuck
@VikingLord1014 жыл бұрын
Phillpines was gonna invade Canada That would be meme if they won
@user-wn3wv5bx5e4 жыл бұрын
I don't think this would've been taken seriously- that threat was to grab Canada's attention so they'll finally pick up the trash they've been sending. At least that's what I think
@VikingLord1014 жыл бұрын
Death Korps Krieg true
@Askhat083 жыл бұрын
Canada is a part of NATO, so that wasn't gonna happen.
@beanieman71383 жыл бұрын
@@user-wn3wv5bx5e you're right there. My country wont spend millions of lives and money. Its already poor enough.
@Four-of-aKind3 жыл бұрын
@@Askhat08 it's basically, when you're playing a video game and you're losing, you're gonna report that user who killed you several times
@TristanBanks3 жыл бұрын
Imagine actually starting a war over football. That's some pathetic leadership right there.
@alim.lateef41623 жыл бұрын
it was just the spark
@rishimanda21913 жыл бұрын
I think the main reason were the immigrants. Oversimplified made a video about it, you can check that out. It's titled the Football Wars
@TristanBanks3 жыл бұрын
@@rishimanda2191 thanks ill check it out
@TristanBanks3 жыл бұрын
@@alim.lateef4162 yeah I should probably look into it more
@F-DDER3 жыл бұрын
@@rishimanda2191 I leaned about the war because of oversimplified. Really good Short video.
@apollomars16783 жыл бұрын
UK: *leaves EU EU: :o Iceland: "Cod Uk, thats soooooo Cod." Iceland: *joins EU and export formaly-UK-fish to EU
@benjamingumundsson43973 жыл бұрын
nah, if we join the EU it will be france, germany and denmark taking formarly Icelandic fish to the EU
@Dhksksjjsjjs3 жыл бұрын
@Sam Wallace so they left for fish!!
@ruhrgebietflair54443 жыл бұрын
Hey I’m from Germany and we already diged out Denmark ! We have the nord- Ostsee Kanal or Kiel Chanel trough Schleswig-Holstein
@woolver423 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment.
@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva3 жыл бұрын
Soo... That means denmark is an island?
@woolver423 жыл бұрын
@@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva Haha, exactly. That's the only possible logic conclusion. Or even better an archipelago.
@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva3 жыл бұрын
Yes, there are alot of islands in the kingdom of denmark (i think copenhagen is on an island) and dont forget *greenland*
@JackTheMurderer3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Germany should store its nuclear waste north of the canal as well, just for the lulz.
@ImiKG4 жыл бұрын
You left out the Glorious EMU WAR of Australia
@brunsmip4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't petty It was more brutal than WW1 and WW2 combined
@mr.seagulliii43534 жыл бұрын
@@brunsmip yea, those emus op
@joksizantos75204 жыл бұрын
Thats a local war
@mr.seagulliii43534 жыл бұрын
@@joksizantos7520 no, those emus bully the locals
@mr.seagulliii43534 жыл бұрын
that made no sence
@CarlosE2132 жыл бұрын
There's something reeeeeeeeeeeally important to add in the dispute between Canada and The Philippines that explains a lot: It's a regular practice that has been increasing recently, rich countries send its garbage to poor conuntries, in that way they meet the needs in regulations and laws about garbage control and treatment of solid wastes, first they send small amounts, then a little bit more, until they convert third world countries in their private dump, a lot of times they falsify companies in poor countries, apparently those companies are aimed to "recile" this garbage (justifing the import), but at the end, those companies just left the garbage "in a corner" polluting the poor country, it's a common strategy in European countries, specially Denmark, Germany, France and England, they send a lot of their garbage to African countries. I suppose nobody will be happy if their government allows that, so, well done for Philippine's president. here an example by BBC, I think it's one similar by DW about Germany and Denamark, but in Africa, specially electronic wastes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpi4dYhjlM59i5Y
@alifauzi27324 жыл бұрын
I live in Qatar, and yes it sucks that this happened. Now it's kinda hard to find replacements for some of my fav snacks
@georggroeg60144 жыл бұрын
F. I'll send you some Ritter Sport chocolate from Germany.
@georggroeg60144 жыл бұрын
@@alifauzi2732 That's epic! Do you know which city he will study in?
@SSADO-4 жыл бұрын
@@alifauzi2732 Iam Saudi and i wish the conflict never happened.
@Tomer_Zaitsev4 жыл бұрын
@@SSADO- hey guys. No worrys. You can join together and hate on my country(israel)
@SSADO-4 жыл бұрын
@@Tomer_Zaitsev *Bruh.*
@mxyellowo4 жыл бұрын
12:13 Wait,isn't there already a canal called "Kiel Canal" that cuts Denmark from Germany?
@StitchyOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but not exactly at the border. But this is even better. Enough space to store some nuclear waste.
@moinsenmittag86833 жыл бұрын
There is a canal that connects the rhine with the danube, making western europe an Island. I think the same works for the US east coast with a canal that connects the great lakes with the Mississippi River
@gandalftheguy53553 жыл бұрын
They could just give us the land back to the Ejder river
@monkey_82273 жыл бұрын
@@StitchyOfficial yes we learned that from Saudi Arabia xD
@skganno77713 жыл бұрын
ejderen is the natural border!!! #1864
@leffersuckit28183 жыл бұрын
5:25 when he said france and united kingdom had a disagreement i wasn't even suprised
@kytestar3 жыл бұрын
Edit mate.... Not had... HAVE
@Freedmoon443 жыл бұрын
At this point its just an habit, France vs UK even when allies just cant help but screw the other when they can
@itsfilipinoball81293 жыл бұрын
**(Jutland)**
@musqul85663 жыл бұрын
Iceland: I need more ocean territory UK: sorry m'am can't do that Iceland: I need to see the manager
@WombatSteve4 жыл бұрын
2:55 Hungary is the only European nation supporting the Philippines.
@NishiMiyamura4 жыл бұрын
And there's another reason why I like hungary in hetalia
@user-wn3wv5bx5e4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielr.escosia7684 I hate how true this actually is.
@efxnews47764 жыл бұрын
Basically every country if you ignore politicians...
@alexanderchristopher62374 жыл бұрын
Josip They’re growing, yes, but a lot of it was more recent developments. Traditionally, Western Europe and Scandinavia has been the role model for developed countries. Not to mention that they still have a lot of power and leverage in international politics and found the rising powers in Asia to be threatening that.
@azref67794 жыл бұрын
@@NishiMiyamura hsiejsxoxjsj istg everytime i watch this kind of vids on youtube, the chances to find fellow hetalians are high lmaooo
@shaanpatker50724 жыл бұрын
Any country does anything *Le Phillipines - eat it
@nsj76324 жыл бұрын
There's another stupid conflict between Canada and Spain called "The turbot war"! In 1995 cod population was in rapid decline and the Canadian government had to restrict it's fishing industries to try and let the cod population grow back to make sure they don't go extinct which would've crushed the local population. Fishing being the main source of employment in the region the fisheries had to look for another specie to fish and so they started to target the Greenland Turbot. However, other countries were also targeting the Greenland turbot, often fishing right on the edge of Canada’s Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ) and using fishing gear which was illegal under Canadian law, such as small-mesh nets. The Canadians also claimed that foreign vessels had quotas that were set too high, fished too intensively and their overfishing on the edge of the EEZ was going to undo all the conservation measures that Canada had put in place to restore their fish stocks. The situation came to a head in 1995 when Canada decided that it needed to show how serious they were about protecting their waters by making an example of a foreign vessel. On 9th March a Canadian air patrol plane spotted the Spanish trawler fishing twenty-eight miles outside of the EEZ. Coast guard and Canadian navy vessels were launched and headed towards the Spanish trawler. On spotting the approaching Canadian vessels the Spanish captain ordered the crew to cut the nets of their own ship and sailed the ship away from the Canadians at top speed. After being pursued for several hours the Spanish trawler only stopped when the Canadian Coast Guard vessel fired a burst of machine gun fire across its bows, and warned that the next shots would be aimed at the Ship itself. By this time other Spanish fishing boats had come to assist the trawler and had to be held off by high-pressure water cannons while the Spanish trawler was boarded by Canadian officers. When the Spanish vessel’s net was recovered it was found to have a much smaller mesh than Canadian law allowed, meaning that the Spanish vessel had been fishing illegally. The crew of the Spanish trawler were arrested and the trawler was towed back to the Canadian city of St. John’s. Spain were furious and demanded the immediate release of the trawler and its crew. They claimed that Canada had no right to arrest the crew of the ship, and although the net was illegal under Canadian law they were fishing outside of Canada’s EEZ in international waters where there are no laws governing mesh size. Canada cited a Sea Convention, which stated that they had the legal right to protect fish stocks that straddle their EEZ and international waters. The Canadians claims were further strengthened when an independent inspection of the Estai reported back: 70-80 per cent of fish the Spanish vessel had caught were undersized or protected, and a false bulkhead revealed secret storage tanks that contained twenty-five tons of the heavily protected American plaice. Furthermore, the captain had two differing sets of logbooks recording his catch a favourite trick of corrupt skippers who catch way over their quota then submit one logbook containing correct figures to the authorities while keeping the true figures in the other logbook for their own use. European countries were split over who they supported in the dispute. Britain and Ireland took Canada’s side, while, despite the obvious wrong doing of the Spanish trawler, the European Union supported Spain, with Iceland being particularly vocal in their support for the Spanish. By this point the dispute had descended into name-calling, with the Spanish claiming the Canadians had behaved like “pirates”, while Canada accused Spain of being “conservation criminals” and “cheats.” Germany lent naval support to the Spanish, while British Prime Minister risked turning the EU community against Britain by coming out with strong public support for the Canadians. When the issue of bringing trade sanctions against Canada was brought up the British PM made it clear that Britain would be opposed to any attempt to impose such sanctions against Canada, and since these proposals required unanimous support from all EU countries the British PM opposition stopped the sanctions from going ahead. Many British and Irish trawlers began flying the Canadian flag to show which side they supported in the dispute. This led to a British trawler being challenged by a French patrol boat which thought it was a Canadian ship as it was flying the Canadian flag. The French backed down when they realised the ship was British and no further action was taken. Canada later released the Spanish crew and shortly afterwards they released the trawler itself after the ship’s owners paid a $500,000 fine. However, Canada would not enter into any negotiations until all foreign fishing vessels left the disputed area on the edge of the EEZ. Spain steadfastly refused this and sent trawlers back there, this time with a Spanish navy Serviola-class patrol boat to protect them. Spain also began to prepare a more serious task force consisting of frigates and tankers to head to the area. In late March talks between the two nations broke down and Canadian vessels began cutting the nets of Spanish trawlers. The situation began to escalate when Spain sent another patrol boat to the area and Canada increased the number of naval vessels and air patrols across the edge of their EEZ. It was also reported that the Canadian Prime Minister had authorized his navy to fire at any armed Spanish Navy ships sailed in or around Canada’s EEZ. Realizing that there was a very real possibility of actual combat breaking out over the dispute the EU put pressure on Spain to agree to a deal and an agreement was reached. Under this agreement Spain was forced to leave the disputed zone and Canada’s right to eject foreign fishing vessels from the area using military force was accepted. Under the deal Canada’s own Greenland turbot quota was reduced, and they refunded the $500,000 fine to the owners of the Spanish trawler. The incident was over but it was remarkable how close two nations which were both NATO members and had previously been close allies had came to armed conflict over the issue of fishing grounds. The international community was also taken by surprise over Canada’s aggression and how proactive they had been in using armed vessels to protect their fisheries. Source: britishseafishing.co.uk/the-turbot-war/
@legrandliseurtri74954 жыл бұрын
That's very interesting, thanks for that!
@usagi29344 жыл бұрын
get out me swamp
@karililjendal4 жыл бұрын
Icelandic cod wars weren't simple either. I'm sure most countries would be pissed seeing vessels fishing off your coast. So close you can spot the ships from land with your naked eyes. And your point of overfishing happened then too. It may be exaggirated, but some say the only reason European (especially British) ships were fishing so close is because most other waters had a very small population due to overfishing. Iceland has always monitored their populations well and given quotas based on scientific studies to maintain a healthy population. The British weren't about to give in though, and simpþe pressure of leaving NATO wasm't everything. Icelandic coast guard and fishing vessels equipped with net cutters harassed British fishing vessels so much that tensions rose toa point of British officers surely considering sinking Icelandic coast guard ships (I don't have a source on thi, but tensions certainly were high). The increasing cost of fishing, having to escort each vessel and prevent Icelandic vessels from cutting their nets played it's part as well. I'm fairly surprised then that Iceland sided with Spain in this issue, as just 20 uears prior had been the defender in a similar struggle.
@trayfor4 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else deem this too long to read for a KZbin comment?
@paaau243 жыл бұрын
omg i am spanish and i knew nothing about this childish series of events lmao
@SomePeopleCallMe3 жыл бұрын
I think it's important to mention that the one casualty during the 2nd Cod War was an accidental death, after two ships crashed into each other.
@winchesterchua33114 жыл бұрын
2:59 - 3:05 Iceland: *It's hard to argue with his assessment*
@001100AAAEA4 жыл бұрын
8:40 dammit, what a missed opportunity, I was really hoping that you would say "Hitler was FÜHRERIOUS".
@johnzuijdveld95854 жыл бұрын
😊
@Eulers_Identity3 жыл бұрын
leaderious? lol
@talltroll70923 жыл бұрын
I did Nazi that coming I'll get my coat
@wombataldebaran96863 жыл бұрын
ngl, that was Hitlarious
@001100AAAEA3 жыл бұрын
@@wombataldebaran9686 ayyyy that's perfect can we be friends
@Warentester4 жыл бұрын
Germany has basically already cut off Denmark. It's called the Kiel Kanal.
@crose74124 жыл бұрын
That's about 50 miles away from the border!
@ishgo14 жыл бұрын
@@crose7412 but basically the thing Saudi Arabia thought about doing with Qatar
@JackyVSO4 жыл бұрын
@@crose7412 It's right at the historical border. It was Denmark until we got badly beaten by Otto von Bismarck and the Prussians in 1864. Then they merged into Germany seven years later and it was German. In 1920, we got about half of the lost territory back through a vote.
@crose74124 жыл бұрын
@@JackyVSO France got Alsace-Lorraine given back to them so why do you think that the Danes didn't make more of a hoo-ha?
@somethung81884 жыл бұрын
wait so denmark is an island?
@Dhksksjjsjjs3 жыл бұрын
"Eat it if you want " 😂
@aak19923 жыл бұрын
Dudes a savage 😂
@jorgeigualbonilla99984 жыл бұрын
The cod wars are just hilarious, how do the brits keep failing without learning anything XD
@starry20064 жыл бұрын
Not as hilarious as the fails of Argenina and Spain
@AmericanCaesarian4 жыл бұрын
i like how canada and denmark basically had the armies play a friendly game of king of the hill
@talioniesrex10613 жыл бұрын
4:04 nothing and chips lol
@louissemarguerettenavales12533 жыл бұрын
Canada: **Sends trash** Philippines: *"I will remove you from my sunshine harem now, good day"*
@Zero109453 жыл бұрын
Harem?
@louissemarguerettenavales12533 жыл бұрын
@@Zero10945 just google the sunshine harem on countryhumans. I'm not part of the fandom nor do I ship sunshine harem but it is entertaining
@Zero109453 жыл бұрын
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 k
@budgetlifter4 жыл бұрын
Duterte be the kind of guy that roasts iceland for having ice xD
@TheLegoJungle4 жыл бұрын
I loved your flag video so much that I had to stay subbed. I’m not disappointed.