Most Hilarious Moments | Ted (2012) | Big Screen Laughs

[@glenjudge-q9h]

REST IN PEACE PARENTS WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A KID'S MOVIE

[@keviviluoviluo2518]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaydenandrade3138]

I thought it was a kids movie too ☠️

[@Lukthegreat11]

I thought this was a horror movie

[@Pixelboy-cl7rf]

Rip their kids

[@f1nkab00sted7]

Sausage party was worse 😂😂😂😂

[@Star7608-x2q]

"Hey Laurie, can you set the alarm for 11 am I gotta lot of stuff to do tomorrow "😂😂😂

[@thechosenjuan8776]

I love being unemployed

[@dfb1111]

Nothing like getting a fresh start on the day at the crack of 11.

[@joaodasilva4174]

Sometimes i even sleep to 12PM

[@JoelMiller0609]

“Look, that was tough night for all of us.” 😭😭

[@jushe98]

😭😭😭

[@davidfischer66]

This was my first Rated R movie, and I'm so damn glad

[@terryatlerjr6615]

Mine was The Mule 2018

[@fiammast3830]

Me too😊I like the way they are talking

[@NotebookStudio-dn1nz]

Mine too

[@takirafoster21]

5:25 Tell me you don’t know hear a bit of Peter Griffin mixed with Stewie that right there. Right there. Edit: PS, I love the New York accent that Seth Mcfarlane puts into pretty much every character he voices.

[@user86737]

thats because it was the same actor

[@takirafoster21]

@@user86737I know. That’s what makes it funny.

[@codvelikan8740]

Victory shall be mine ✊

[@dingbario]

Sounds more like Stewie to me.

[@jushe98]

🤣💯

[@martinadolfodelapena5063]

"Not the lobster, the guy running it..." 😁😁😁😁😁

[@jushe98]

"somewhere out there are 4 terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this night"💀

[@OmBlckrck-h5b]

Hahahaha

[@ericbullis8933]

It's a real shame they don't make movies like this anymore

[@TheReelRighteous1]

Sometimes you have to be unbearable

[@YourSaviour99]

True

[@sisenegellav]

you cut the best part! John: *speaks a bunch of names with Lynn* Ted: Tammy Lynn John: F***!

[@huntermyers3551]

Oh boy I love how hilarious this movie really was about a living and talking Teddy Bear man that felt good

[@AdeleIsFabulous]

4:26 "A Shit on my floor. In the corner, there is a SHIT!!!!!!" Made me laugh so Frickin' Hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rincon27weirdoG]

Or is the floor on the shit?

[@youtubecreators384]

And Shereen didn't even have the decency to clean it up herself...

[@ItsHRI]

When Laurie is talking , all i'm hearing is Meg😂

[@keithrobin6566]

Same

[@hackercop188]

Same people who made Family Guy. Ted sounds like Peter Griffin if you listen closely to that as well. You can thank Seth MacFarlane

[@hellothere9714]

@@hackercop188 and that’s because he IS Peter griffin. Seth McFarlane voices both Peter & Ted, that’s why Ted sounds so much like Peter because they both have the same voice actors. And the woman who voices Meg? She’s in there too, playing as Johnny’s girlfriend turned into fiancé later in the movie.

[@starkiller3098]

No disrespect but Ted sounds like Brian​@@hackercop188

[@Jayden-Brown1]

It’s funny, because Ted and Laurie are played by the same actors who played peter and meg griffin.

[@kingbopit9318]

4:35 shut up Meg!

[@ianlyons7689]

Said Peter Griffin

[@AdeleIsFabulous]

"THERE IS A SHIT ON MY FLOOR!!!!!"Made me laugh non-stop😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingbopit9318]

@@AdeleIsFabulous or is the floor on the shit?

[@PiggyCentralAI]

“Merry Christmas everybody” 🥺 “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”😱 “JESUS H FUCK!”

[@BenFrank-mn5ft]

Duuuuude I wake up at 11am I thought I was the only one this is TOOO trippy

[@dfb1111]

This could be one of the funniest movies of all time.

[@Fatalartist8035]

2:32 “Thunder Buddies for life right?”

[@siddharthavarma3499]

I went for this movie with parents thinking that this was a kids movie. I went in as 12 and came out as 38

[@liju3651]

Ringtone... its from the notebook 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ROWE-q8z]

😂😂😂😂 This one 🤌

[@williamhayes2960]

As a lover of Kierkegaard, I appreciate this...

[@amrak-8401]

What a hilarious well written movie. They don’t make movies like this anymore…

[@ampereturtledove]

5:27 I bet that must be stewie Griffin voice 😅😅

[@TaraArt_Official]

It's because Peter, Stewie and Brian have same voice actor

[@KCMana]

5:24 😂😂😂 Stewie lol

[@ryanmiller7980]

Gotta love Ted 🎉

[@GuardianKyle]

*BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM* "JESUS H. FUCK!!!!" 🤣

[@brettgoldstone4130]

Mark killed the names scene 😂😂

[@BenFrank-mn5ft]

I tried all those moves Ted did cause I looked up to him. And it doesn't get me that far lol 😂

[@ChinmayKashid]

5:25 Stewie, Is that you??

[@veljkodjokic9310]

Merry Christmas, everybody! AAAAAHHH!!

[@Th3___7ambl3r]

Some say that he's still listing those names to this day

[@davidkendall1614]

5:26 MacFarlane voices Stewie Griffin as a fish. Finding Stewie.

[@Pixelboy-cl7rf]

2:41 had me dying

[@SegaSonicBlueJustice456]

It was the first time watching the movie I like watching funny comedy movies.

[@johnboy05macmiller82]

Good Movie 😂

[@efrainsoto96]

3:19 the imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)

[@Black_Widow317]

1:08😂

[@BrandonHardaker]

Hilarious!

[@ninjaundue]

I watched this at 12 with my brother it’s a great movie

[@gregoryschmidt1233]

5:25 He's doing an Ed Wynn (The Mad Hatter) impression.

[@RhommelPardilanan]

Very cool funny love it ❤

[@genesauter4755]

A kid and his teddy. Kool miss mine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lifewithkiko]

We got Peter stewie and Meg on here

[@christinemacleod6771]

Tonight's episode was spankingly good.😮

[@El_yaweh]

The Gay fish had me

[@hooktraining3966]

he just did not feel safe

[@Steeb117]

Why do the in depth conversations in movies always happen at aquariums

[@patrickfreeman205]

I got some on my thumb!😂😂

[@ironwill7446]

Okey Peter and Meg in one movie sign me up ....was the dialogue I made when I watched the trailer for this movie 😂

[@lorenzothedonut]

Who loves Ted ---->

[@BenFrank-mn5ft]

Fuck your relationship DONT KICK TED OUT

[@hellothere9714]

That’s exactly what I thought lol! John’s girlfriend pissed me off so bad in the movie by making TED move out. Like that’s his lifelong best friend! At that point just leave the relationship and continue on with Ted.

[@paulfitzpatrick6566]

@@hellothere9714Yh, if some b1tch came in between me & Scoobs, we’d be sitting in our quiet smoke chimney country footage of an evening with a good cigar on, telling each other how awesome it is for 2 like minded guys to be together. T Buddies. An we get plenty of thunderstorms ⛈️ & lightning out here int countryside.

[@Rupert_likes_prime]

parents was scared the ted 1:09

[@Simon-353]

2:45

[@GregoryGrone-vb7qe]

It's from the notebook 😂

[@themarkedwards.]

Sauvignon blanc 😊

[@muchemwangulube8049]

Ted came as a good boy, and grew up into a nutsac😅

[@onegg04]

how could you cut off the last scene?!

[@dannyfigz2062]

5:25 Stewie

[@lifewithkiko]

Yo he did stewie voice on here

[@domwhitaker1054]

My elderly neighbours thought it was a kids movie

[@tgmaschmidt7068]

A politician here in Brazil tried to ban the movie from the country, and tried to change the movie rating from 16 to 18 years old, after taking his 11 year old son to watch it, thinking it was a kids movie, needless to say but he couldn’t do it

[@SkibidiGyatt-popular-commenter]

womp womp for the parents

[@cheryljeffreys3278]

Chris can stop laughing can't stop laughing 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😀 ted movie 🤣 😆 😂 😄 😀 😅 7:30

[@PurpleGhost666]

It gives me such peter and brian vibes.....

[@gu9838]

hey dont diss the man i hate thunder too! , she doesnt know the darth vader theme lol

[@BenFrank-mn5ft]

yes I did wish for it

[@TomBradyPlaysFootball]

I can’t believe he used Mika Kunis 😭

[@ShrimpEmporium]

5:29 Stewie ma boy!!!

[@starkiller3098]

That's just Brian lol

[@jordanbarton2752]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kandjimierastus810]

Someone said Ted sounds like Peter Griffin, and now I can't unhear it...

[@aidanfox8219]

One of my favorite movies when I was a kid.

[@rickyal9810]

Underrated comment 😆

[@aidanfox8219]

@rickyal9810 how?

[@rickyal9810]

@@aidanfox8219 It's not a kid movie.

[@aidanfox8219]

@@rickyal9810 That's not what I said. I don't think you understand. This 12 year old comedy was one of my favorite movies as a child. Yes there are adult themes and adult content but I still like it. Ugh 🙄

[@solitaryreaper4592]

negarive ringtone…😂

[@johnsmith45542]

It’s absurd that Star Wars was considered even marginally niche in 2012

[@fodank]

There is no best of Ted.

[@WILLIAM1690WALES]

Teddy Roosevelt?

[@jasonregan365]

God I still keep forgetting how hot the actress who plays Meg on family, Guy is

[@themarkedwards.]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BenFrank-mn5ft]

Ted is so freakingcool I named my dog behhhr.

[@hassantwinstar6609]

So Meg is also here 🙆

[@RhommelPardilanan]

😂😂😂😁😀👍

[@johanfadhilramadhan2818]

5:26 i hear stewie alter ego

[@themarkedwards.]

Pepperidge farm

[@itzadsco133]

wonder why he nevrer got the voice box taken out

[@skymaster0yt]

i remember..

[@BlueprintWater]

3:38 Hindsight is 20/20. We should have known that they weren't going to last. If she doesn't know Star Wars themes; 1) She didn't take an interest into the things he liked 2) he didn't share his favorite movies/hobbies. You're with someone for four years, you get to know their interests or at least have an inclination of it. For an example, I know a Shawn Mendez voice and Taylor Swift vocals because my partner listens to that shitty foul sounding garbage… I don't like her music, but I tolerate it because she's mine. #RelationshipGoals

[@JackyRAKOTONIAINA]

5:25 Stewie speaking

[@giuliomarotta2176]

😂

[@SharonHope-e2o]

Stewie and Peter running the show😂

[@gerardobaltodano]

Where are most hilarious moments?

[@JayFoxxo]

Up your rump.

[@aadishotari553]

I heard Stewie😂

[@Bosco-knows-all]

Uh, where were the funny parts?

[@philliphowson1937]

Someone heard to my comments 👂🌅🇦🇺

[@williamblake7386]

I'm confused. Does a talking toy surprise people or not?

[@8bitchiptune420]

No. It’s normal.

[@TheMighty412]

Is that a shit? 😂

[@ryan979_]

1:10

[@businessplan4620]

Full movie in hindi

[@jambreakfast4341]

Lois is his mom.

[@sithularukshan]

Come here bastard😂

[@santhoshkumars885]

I 😮😢 Really Here my life no physical relationship and no girlfriend, no love till now. Because I am short height guy and low wealth. No one girl like & love with me and not married to me. I am facing many problems and it pain fully my life.🥺😔😞💔.

[@JayFoxxo]

K copy paster

[@montanausa329]

On the thumbnail the girl on the right looks like Jeff Bezos wife

[@haileyjuliasuarez6988]

Ted sounds like stewie from family guy