Ted 2 Funniest Scenes | Ted 2 (2015) | Big Screen Laughs

Ted 2 is filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing out loud. From Ted's outrageous antics to the absurd situations he gets himself into, here are some of the funniest moments from the movie!
Ted 2 (2015): Everyone's favorite foulmouthed teddy bear is back for a second round of hilarious antics and outrageous adventures. When Ted (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane) is declared property by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Ted and his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Other Guys) must go to court to fight for Ted's personhood. With the help of their smart, beautiful (and pot-loving) lawyer (Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!, Les Misérables), the thunder buddies for life battle to legalize Ted in this "wickedly funny"* sequel that will keep fans laughing right up to the very end.
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[@catholicgirl_20]

*Sweet Caroline!!!* 8:52 Always gets me 😂😂😂

[@PapaObosu]

Know someone else it gets

[@aaronpatrickball6595]

Ted: “Blah, Blah, Blah! Fuck! Crazy son of a bitch!” 8:55

[@Trainboy56team]

8:55 BA BA BA, FUCK!

[@aaronpatrickball6595]

“Crazy Son of a Bitch!” 8:58

[@Adamguitarherochamp1]

We Need Ted 3 movie and a season 2 on the peacock series.

[@pena.3302]

Yes lets kp sendin dmales..ted='Mark.😂@'Seth mac.😂Ted 6.!!.😅

[@GavTatu]

mark's probably a little too catholic for that now.

[@marcusaguilar874]

That’s your opinion so you’re wrong. We don’t need another Ted movie the second one killed it.

[@ironpulse3658]

Damn right we do

[@marcelopicostorreblanca154]

The story ended with Ted 2, wasn’t necessary a part 3. The director says that, the series is a prequel

[@thebearline]

2:25 "Where do you think you are? Red Lobster?" Sent me😭

[@malphasblackwing420]

0:00 has so much power and horror put into it

[@spasti7026]

real life family guy episode

[@dianapluimers8668]

Yuh-huh!

[@EinfachderOrangensaft]

0:25 It's so iconic for me.

[@Lcolbran]

What do you mean by that 🤨

[@ThutapyaesoneNoenoe]

"Theres so much Por-" this is literally a meme lol 0:08

[@metaldrummer14]

Agree 😂

[@cartooncatlover5121]

Especially on Twitter

[@metaldrummer14]

Ted: “I don’t understand, we would’ve made such great parents” Also Ted: *smokes a cigarette*

[@krukblood-axe3649]

That wasn't a cigarette...

[@emilianoarauz1840]

7:39 that expression he makes kills me

[@ProtoAlpha]

Pure desperation

[@zoddai5950]

It took only a few seconds and this video was worth watching

[@p-manwecho8395]

Really cant blame Ted with sweet caroline song at 08:35 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LovesDavidCassidy]

That was funny

[@Trainboy56team]

8:55 BA BA BA, FUCK!

[@aaronpatrickball6595]

“Crazy son of a Bitch.” 8:58

[@p-manwecho8395]

@@Trainboy56team 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Mokuah75]

7:03 this part always gets me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AaronDawson-eu5jw]

Know what you mean absolutely howling

[@rcplayground7]

Annnnd my f*cking nose came off 😂

[@Gameboy18564]

7:04 😂😂😂

[@Trainboy56team]

@@Gameboy18564Ted: and my bleep nose just came off

[@JeffRogers99]

Amanda Seyfried is a gift from god

[@max-uc5do]

Nothing could prepare me for 4:09 😭😭😭

[@33jyot]

Why does Ted sound like Peter griffin 😂

[@nexodys644]

because its the same va

[@christianflyguyjohnson4301]

The person who made family is the same voice of petter

[@GingerAleReal]

because the person who voiced peter also voiced ted

[@declanc.9083]

He’s the same actor

[@ScrimmSix]

cuz the same guy who voices peter also voices ted

[@kumuhoe]

I like how the boat they used to bury the laptop in Boston Harbor is also a Boston Whaler.

[@KevVee-r2e]

They should make a video of Ted getting drunk while getting a Oscar

[@stream-cut]

I NEED TED 3 NOWWWW

[@johnbernhardt4319]

"You're an adult with a poster of this guy in your bedroom, and you're telling me you don't f**king want this?!" 😂😂

[@LifeofAriana578]

“yeah I want it”

[@stephaniecabrera-o8l]

Don’t Have That Teddy Bear 🧸

[@temboi32]

Me after searching my favorite characters name wich just so happens to be a woman: 0:06

[@R.C.A.P]

I feel your pain..

[@MicrowavedMedia]

OH MY GOD THATS SO FUCKING TRUE OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@metaldrummer14]

The guy that gets hit with the bicycle is hilarious 😂❤

[@AlfieLarner18]

Me looking at the thumbnail What the video starts with 😂 the best scene in the entire movie lol

[@AlfieLarner18]

Man I miss the Ted movies, I’m glad there’s a series now, from what I heard a season 2 has been booked which I’m looking forward to a lot

[@woqey43]

My dad looking at my search history 0:06

[@HardButter4126]

My friend when he/she looks at my recommended, search and/or watch history on KZbin: 0:01

[@Thinkyafunnyhuh]

5:12 still taking shots at those Vietnamese

[@MichaelMichaels-nj7io]

fuck yeah

[@Trainboy56team]

5:57 Oh! Hahaha Motherbleep!

[@paulyoung5496]

"Sweet God an baby Jesus" lmfao😂😂

[@HoodedYTMC]

BRO TED IS A LEGIT REINCARNATION OF ME

[@Magneticvortex-kk4gb]

Yeah-yeah, sure he is.

[@HoodedYTMC]

@@Magneticvortex-kk4gb NO IM NOT KIDDING also shut up shortie

[@Gøjira_Fan75]

Same

[@Chad-bc9vi]

Wut?

[@JayFoxxo]

Pretty sure Ted doesn’t watch anime. 😂

[@Phillyfan5]

“Wanna Go down to Improv and Yell sad suggestions?”

[@LifeofAriana578]

“Fuck yeah”

[@thedatajanitor9537]

Where do you think you are... Red Lobster. LMAO

[@ZlObLiViOnLz414]

I was 12 when this movie came out! Lol

[@derekheffernan8990]

Mark is priceless....i need help...Good work man..cheered me up

[@H-BoyWap]

8:02 My dog ass when my girl wanna Netflix and Chill

[@backyardgrillmaster2910]

Boy I needed that thank you😊

[@Hygge_Utopia]

Jwjsnsj i wish I also had my cinnamon roll plushie talking just like ted 😭💗

[@davidsecord6412]

TED and TED2 were simply demented, hilarious fun. My God......

[@YELLOWROSEofTexas1983]

Btw The Messaround scene... Beautifull tribute to John Candy

[@hussainsauce4059]

The bear sounds exactly like Peter griffin lol

[@MccaulWilson-pr1bw]

That's Seth MacFarlane the creator of Family guy and the voice of Peter Stewie Brian quagmire Stan and Roger from American Dad! And the voice of Ted

[@Haleycarol]

beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. there i said it😅😅🤣🤣😂

[@BrandonHardaker]

Hilarious

[@aaronpatrickball6595]

(Yelling) “WHAT THE FUCK?!” 0:02

[@Trainboy56team]

John: holy shit dude what’s the matter, what happened, what’s going on?

[@aaronpatrickball6595]

Ted: “There’s so much porn.” 0:07

[@Trainboy56team]

@@aaronpatrickball6595 John: what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?

[@aaronpatrickball6595]

Ted: What are you talking about, “Private [….]” ? Johnny, it wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! 0:11

[@Trainboy56team]

@@aaronpatrickball6595 John: well I’ve been meaning to clear some of that out!

[@robpaxson4455]

Love the Planes Trains and Automobiles nod

[@gabrielx2262]

THE ChUM BATH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ashley-jr7gs]

Relatable 😅

[@lukethevacuumsaver9666]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 makes me want to watch the movie

[@efrainsoto96]

4:10 Movies In Drag Ted 2

[@rainbow4516]

9:10 John: you guys can do all kinds of drugs together Ted: that’s all I want for him Me: proof that Ted would a terrible parent and he never should’ve suggested the whole baby thing in the first place

[@alimuh007]

Clockwise vs Counter Clockwise

[@williamfleites9918]

I love that movie 🍿 ❤

[@buddyclark8642]

Mahk should keep the drama and comedy going, he's funny when he did the traffic report and was serious

[@Kprezzy13]

The beginning got me

[@1m7y]

Defo need a TED3

[@theRealistShaun]

Why do I not remember it being this funny

[@militaryman237]

i love this and the first one

[@LucaLuca-cn1bgh]

Here's a new movie

[@GradyFamily-qn8pv]

“HA HA MUTHAFUCKA-“ Ted 2015

[@xenasayson9214]

Chicks with...what now?💀

[@mostwantedyoungin5748]

The gaiter part is so funny

[@jimmybasilio3510]

Hahaha that peter Griffin voice

[@InkAngelNine]

I think saw Ted before family guy I think I should watch the sequel

[@HypingSugar]

I'm the 900th like 👍🏼

[@Christianeditz1320]

7:08 eh my fuckin nose came off

[@SwissCheese-k5e]

He me dying 😂

[@Lokiproooo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gameboy18564]

😂😂😂😂

[@gregorypatricksmith8611]

I want the Orville back

[@Nuttyirishman85]

Red lobster hasn’t been in the Boston area for 20 years.

[@amhkdot23]

John looked at Ted. Rubbed his jock looked in his eyes and said I’m doing this for u

[@Pixelboy-cl7rf]

5:30 me and my friend in the background

[@RicklessSanchez]

They almost like Arizona Tucson or Phoenix

[@sushijuice440]

0:31 Based Ted

[@HolloMatlala1]

0:02 Now I understand why women choose being stuck with Ted in the forest than men

[@jajkozombie]

TeadyBear

[@keshaavharan7025]

3:29

[@skylermontgomery9988]

If only i could believe ted 😔

[@OliveArmstrong9999]

5:45 WHAT WAS TED DOING WHEN HE GOT THE BOTTLE

[@wandergaming7936]

He said Beetlejuice 5 times lol

[@muhammedjaiteh8593]

“Just guys with …….”

[@nellidivina5280]

7:50, an eye for an eye

[@Dis_Foo_Loco]

3;23 is the funniest scene ever

[@Horizontal_X_Productions]

#BestMovieinmyOpinion

[@Trainboy56team]

0:02 WHAT THE FUCK! Holy shit dude what’s the matter, what happened, what’s going on?

[@krxtryon30fps]

THERES SO MUCH PORN!

[@Domzilla-537]

There’s so much por-

[@Trainboy56team]

@ John: what the hell are you doing looking g at my private shit?

[@LifeofAriana578]

Well what are you doing looking thru my private shit?!

[@ShababRais]

4:03 4:04 4:05 same with me nobody hired me I try and call 10+ calls and messaged, do everything possible but nobody liked me and rejected me every day. Labour 24/7 will call you tomorrow to get rejected again 😂😂😂😂x 5:51

[@Karldawg]

their laptop

[@SullyTheCollabGuy]

You are no longer a papa ginos rewards member fuck that’s a big one 😂

[@thegreatrenaldo7718]

I've been meaning to clear some of that up. Which reminds me.....

[@YELLOWROSEofTexas1983]

You forgot the 9/11 scene

[@dannyshortwave]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gameboy18564]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandontapia8023]

What happened to the scene where ted sam and john get chased by a farmers

[@Ashley-jr7gs]

# grrr mondays

[@Adrian-hu2hu]

WHAT THE FUCK😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@fossils-z9d]

TED 3 please

[@naveentangella4439]

E movie denilo undi plz chapndi

[@Gameboy18564]

7:04 7:23

[@Gameboy18564]

7:52 7:53 7:54

[@Gameboy18564]

6:50

[@Gameboy18564]

4:57 4:58 4:59 5:00

[@Gameboy18564]

4:32 4:33

[@Gameboy18564]

3:13 3:14 3:15 3:16

[@Jake-mt5fr]

📷📷

[@manojbsc2306]

Where are you peter Griffin

[@HoodedYTMC]

FOR EVERY LIKE THIS COMMENT GETS ILL DO A PUSHUP

[@HoodedYTMC]

IM DOING DA PUSHUPS

[@Justforlaf]

I'm gonna do it everyday till 2050

[@HoodedYTMC]

@@Justforlaf Same

[@thomassouthard4861]

Ha

[@bishantnaorem4542]

I will do 69 times the pushup

[@montanausa329]

Drop and give me 181 pushups

[@JosephVanzandt]

Vape carts and Ted