Sal's punishments are like "sniff this park bench hehe" and Murr's are like *get in the billionaire submarine*
@floppingfupatroopa Жыл бұрын
That's because they love murr
@johnbeal839 Жыл бұрын
100%
@WakkereNederlander Жыл бұрын
Thats something they would genuinly do let that sink in
@snk7282 Жыл бұрын
@@WakkereNederlanderok sure thing *opens door to let sink in*
@Beefalo7741 Жыл бұрын
I’d rather do any of murrs than get a Jaden Smith tattoo
@satanslilhelper_ Жыл бұрын
*Joe loses Jokers: Ok Joe, eat 10 hard boiled eggs *Murr loses Jokers: Ok Murr, we've enlisted you in the afghan war, good luck!
@johnbeal839 Жыл бұрын
Yep!
@jacobbohlander263 Жыл бұрын
“What murr doesn’t know is that we’re gonna have tanks shooting at him”
@Panza_Shrek Жыл бұрын
Murrr, step on the IED
@kithoongadrianhanjwss Жыл бұрын
"but what murr doesn't know is that he will actually be fighting alongside the talibans"
@italktoanimalsliketheyrehuman Жыл бұрын
"Good job Murr, you did a good job buddy." "Ok you guys stink thank gosh that's over." .......... "Guys, it's over right!?" ....... "Weellllllllllll" 😠 "Murr you're not doing any more of this don't worry. We're sending you to North Korea as a very patriotic American citizen!"
@bethesdagamer7971 Жыл бұрын
Murr’s punishments: Most scary Sal’s punishments: Most embarrassing Q’s punishments: Makes people hate him Joe’s punishments: Most humiliating
@WookieOwner Жыл бұрын
Sal's punishments are also the grossest ones
@mattharrelson7462 Жыл бұрын
But Joe's not easily humiliated
@WookieOwner Жыл бұрын
Joe's punishments are also the most painful ones. Crashing into stuff when he played the genie in that play Wrestling Byumba Giving massages inside the massage chair Body slamming the restaurant tables
@bethesdagamer7971 Жыл бұрын
@@mattharrelson7462 That’s the funny part. That way they can do extremely humiliating punishments and he just makes jokes out of it. Him wearing a wedding dress in public comes to mind.
@mattharrelson7462 Жыл бұрын
@@bethesdagamer7971 or when they made him $hit in the public bathroom with the door wide open yelling for toilet paper
@Dake1445 Жыл бұрын
"execute the hostage murr"
@ImpossiblyCheesy Жыл бұрын
Melissa?
@usbois4326 Жыл бұрын
YOOOO DAKE
@Goofyahhboy4677 Жыл бұрын
@@ImpossiblyCheesyXDXD it’s Murr’s wife Cop: son just put the gun down, none else needs to die here
@keyargasama6 ай бұрын
Can't believe Dake is here and saw the Meatcanyon's video.
@balamanda0811 ай бұрын
“What Murr doesn’t know is that this submarine is NOT coming back up”
@kukurudi2504 Жыл бұрын
They literally beat him up with bats and call it a "punishment" 💀
@rollercoastergp Жыл бұрын
Sal punishment: Play this scary VR game Murr punishment: Cut the correct wire to defuse the bomb otherwise you and your family blow up.
@dan7291able8 ай бұрын
dude LOL
@gumi_7782 ай бұрын
“what murr doesn’t know is that we hired a professional bomb defuser who is also colorblind”
@tnhnoztel Жыл бұрын
Sal's punishments: Ok do an unfunny standup Murr's punishments: Ok, Murr for your punishment you have to tame a tiger
@SpellboundSpectre8 күн бұрын
The funniest part is im 90% sure both happened
@wingnightbackwards4 күн бұрын
@@SpellboundSpectresal is actually the one who had to have a tiger in his room
@jimlahey3919 Жыл бұрын
I love that Murr is now in a beautiful million dollar home in a quiet suburb. He deserves that life
@Horsy2345680 Жыл бұрын
And married :-)
@TheRealBlazingDiamond10 ай бұрын
@@Horsy2345680with Sal's sister
@dan7291able8 ай бұрын
its actually part of a grander schemed long term punishment but he has no idea yet...lol
@TheRealSoftR14 күн бұрын
@@dan7291ablethe third punishment in this video is the beta test version. The real scheme is coming soon
@Shader1019 Жыл бұрын
Sal's punishments: "Sal, wear a blindfold and touch this cat for 30 seconds." Murr's punishments: "Murr, tickle Satan's balls."
@nermalgrl Жыл бұрын
“murr, for your punishment you have to survive five nights in this pizzeria”
@mattgerrish9089 ай бұрын
I wish I could like this comment 100 times
@DanielAlves-xe4om3 ай бұрын
"And what Murr doesn't know, is that the animatronics get a bit quirky at night"
@SpellboundSpectre8 күн бұрын
@@DanielAlves-xe4om”dont close the doors it wastes power murr”
@josueproductions5007 Жыл бұрын
“What Sal doesn’t know is that the donuts he needs to eat are actually made of soap” “What Murr doesn’t know is that when we press this red button a nuclear explosive rocket will nuke his house while him and his family are inside”
@rockymarbles Жыл бұрын
I had a dream the other night where Murr’s punishment was to ride in a tall bus under a short bridge at top speed. The bus literally split in half down the middle and Murr was flung into the road while everyone laughed and made fun of him over his earpiece.
@Bocktai5 Жыл бұрын
Thats a tame punishment ngl
@danielflanard8274 Жыл бұрын
You are a real one for lightening the load on Murr by taking on some of his nightmares for him.
@ForzaSongs1991 Жыл бұрын
You should go outside more lol
@rockymarbles Жыл бұрын
@@ForzaSongs1991 cancer
@alexc87267 ай бұрын
NO DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS 😂
@YOy50 Жыл бұрын
Sals punishments: catch the chickens Murrs punishments: ok Murr, insult the cartel boss
@cavemanguy36254 ай бұрын
pretty sure joe did that with a biker gang
@cb-9938 Жыл бұрын
Joe: "we may have gone too far" Also Joe: *Steps on Murrys head to push him into the Cage*
@dan7291able8 ай бұрын
LOL
@vanillasparkles10 ай бұрын
omg he was crying before he jumped out of the plane i love him😭😭😭😭
@xxCHEZxx Жыл бұрын
Murr handles his punishments the best considering they are the worst ones
@joshmontemayor1212 Жыл бұрын
It's always a treat whenever Murr gets punished.
@Iamworm Жыл бұрын
At least for us lol
@IslaRoseAtkinson6 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for Murr, he always get the worst punishments
@astropunch101 Жыл бұрын
“What Murr doesn’t know is that the submarine he’s in is controlled by a GameCube Controller. So now he has to control this crappy submarine while re-enacting the Titanic!”
@jammin2575 Жыл бұрын
GameCube controller would have been a step up from what they actually used.
@ProjectInsight44 Жыл бұрын
Sal Punishments: Ok Sal, for your punishment you have to play with these kittens! Murr Punishments: Murray‘s our loser! So today, we’re here in Eastern Ukraine where Murr has to operate a tank in the middle of an active battlefield!
@johnbeal839 Жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@benjithechimp Жыл бұрын
Sal's punishment: "Sal, say 'You have a bad hair smell' to the lady". Murr's punishment: "Okay Murr get into the book depositary and wait for the president's convoy.
@nicholasengland6878 Жыл бұрын
How does Murr getting 2 prostate exams not make this video?
@GooferOofer Жыл бұрын
thats his least dangerous punishment
@Yosef-bd8tu9 ай бұрын
That where part 2 comes in
@romystumpy11973 ай бұрын
That is one of my top favourites
@FirstLastname604 Жыл бұрын
Joe’s punishment: genie Q’s punishment: experience childbirth Sals punishment: be in a rock band Murr’s punishment: “let no one survive…”
@Goofyahhboy4677 Жыл бұрын
Meatcanyon refrence
@arthurmartin4616Ай бұрын
I mean, Joe was also getting punished in the imagine dragons punishment. Maybe the trapped in a bathroom punishment for Sal?
@BUSSINJUSTIN10M Жыл бұрын
I love that everyone expects the most intense punishments are all for Murr 😭💀
@cameronmontain5169 Жыл бұрын
“Ok Murr. All you have to do is bomb Pearl Harbor.”
@jackbelden3851 Жыл бұрын
Joe, Q, or Sal punishment: give a speech to quantum physicists dressed as if you’re a model on a runway lol Murr punishment: force fed poison and must go through a maze to find the antedate
@GooferOofer Жыл бұрын
Sal punishments: Touch this cute cat for 30 seconds, hahaha Most tame Murr punishment: Remove the screwdriver from this weird looking sphere
@Thesingingmourningdove Жыл бұрын
joes punishments: we taped you to a bench and you have to sit here all day! Murrs punishments: SO TODAY WE ARE TRAPPING YOU IN A GAS CHAMBER AND YOU HAVE TO TRY TO GET OUT WHILE WE FLOOD THE ROOM
@Prince_ofwolves Жыл бұрын
2:03 the camera man never dies 😂
@clipobserver Жыл бұрын
Joe's brother in law looks like he could be an enforcer for the mob.
@Andrew-rs3qd Жыл бұрын
“Okay Murr, remember no Russian”
@aarondent6557 Жыл бұрын
They’re all obviously really great friends but you can tell Murr must secretly be the ass of the group and they love and hate him at the same time. So they make sure he’s going to get it the worst
@FerretASMR7 күн бұрын
He seems like the nicest member imo
@Rytonic695 ай бұрын
Joe's punishments attack the body, Sal's punishments attack the mind, Q's punishments attack the spirit, and Murr's punishments attack the soul
@dingus5156 Жыл бұрын
"Ok murr now the other tower"
@TheRealSoftR14 күн бұрын
“See what murr doesnt know is that jet fuel doesn’t melt steel. Murr, detonate the explosives”
@tomidiculla107 Жыл бұрын
You guys missed the one where his eyebrows were shaved and he took a pic for his driving licence 😂
@rosebush7689 Жыл бұрын
Poor Murr all his punishments are all related to his fears and phobias that he has😅😅😂😂
@arielortiz3548 Жыл бұрын
I'll have 80 years, but i still think the skydiving punishment is the best 😂
@BabuLaxmi-sw3ue Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@RealTodFox Жыл бұрын
They always did murr dirty lmaooo
@luciomartinez6668 Жыл бұрын
“Did the parachute go off” “Little giggles”
@argpalauanbruh Жыл бұрын
Sal punishments:ok Sal,touch a statue's groin Murr punishments:ight Murr,hit the 2nd tower
@NaderYoutube Жыл бұрын
"okay Murr, now cut the parachute"
@thefathat9490 Жыл бұрын
There’s medieval torture devices… then there’s murr punishments
@cornycornstar2552 Жыл бұрын
"Alright, Murr, cut his feet off"
@qk7x Жыл бұрын
Sal: you have to eat this bug Murr: Today, we are flying you to China, good luck getting back
@Carllitodegrande Жыл бұрын
Sal: picks up doggshit Murr: we gonna put an AK 47 in Murrs mouth to see if he can chew the bullets while holding a presentation about saftey for a group of army vets…
@Frostburn27162 ай бұрын
Q: dance in front of your firefighter buddies Joe: go be a genie and get thrown through a window Sal: play with a cat Murr: hit the second tower
@dan7291able8 ай бұрын
The shark cage LOL! oh murr, we love ya bud
@eloffski Жыл бұрын
Sal punishments: go touch that cat over there for 10 seconds blindfolded Murr punishments: Murr, go tickle satans balls
@olafmateuszow1665 Жыл бұрын
What Murr does not know is that the gun is loaded.
@Bocktai5 Жыл бұрын
Everyone elses punishment "ok. Drink some expired milk" Murrs punishment "wear this Biden shirt at the trump rally"
@a.s.72353 ай бұрын
Sal’s punishments: pet this cute little kitten Murr’s punishments: drive the plan and hit the other tower
@sponkytickleus6 күн бұрын
Murr's Punishments: Forced to Skydive, Get a new drivers license photo with all of his hair gone, Get piercings that can't be taken back. Sal's Punishments: Play bingo with old people.
@Prod.RoachMane Жыл бұрын
10:37. the way murr breaks down to the ground is damn funny lmao
@PeterTheKajeeter Жыл бұрын
Sal had to fall like 30 feet from a helicopter into some water meanwhile Murr.
@sahilupadhyay3490 Жыл бұрын
Sky Diving one would definitely be among the top till ages..
@tobi_versace Жыл бұрын
They have all had some intense punishments but they always went way above and beyond on Murrays
@oscarramage95 Жыл бұрын
Sal punishments: Eat this raw chicken Murr punishments: Show your ass to this camera & we’re gonna put it on the screens in Times Square
@alexc872611 ай бұрын
They WOULD do that though, I’m surprised they haven’t yet
@alexc8726 Жыл бұрын
Most of Murrs punishments usually have him hurt or almost killed, like the Skydiving punishment and the Sharks punishment
@jamesporter3761Ай бұрын
Sal punishment: hold these kittens Murr punishment: hit the pentagon, Murr.
@mat134 Жыл бұрын
the best part is sal fixing the picture while joe is putting clothes on the toilet
@ryleymclean3132 ай бұрын
Sal punishment: “Ok Sal, I want you to drop an egg in the grocery store” Murr punishment: “Ok Murr, now that you’ve got your 757 and pilots licence, see the pentagon over there?”
@valleybiitch Жыл бұрын
i like how some of murrs punishments are just assault lol
@BeansWCornbread Жыл бұрын
“That attracts sharks!” “Yeah.”
@Alex_K_06 Жыл бұрын
What Murr doesn’t know, is that Stockton Rush is actually in on it. The other passengers in the sub on the other hand, are a different story. Ok Murr, now disconnect the controller.
@alexandraroman4121Ай бұрын
Basically Impractical joker punishments: The rest of the guys:most tame and wholesome but also a lot comedic James murr: Peace was never an option
@lukej6636 Жыл бұрын
Little did Murr know, Stockton Rush made this submarine, making Murr tonight’s biggest loser
@Alvah707 Жыл бұрын
Sal, Joe, Q, punishments: embarrass yourselves in front of this crowd, Murrs punishments: “Ok murr, now run through the TSA security with this loaded gun”
@chrissiebawn9357 Жыл бұрын
LOVE LOVE LOVE, my kids and I watched the show since FOREVER and still now and LAUGHED/LAUGH!!! God Bless you all 😀🤣❤🙏🕊🌍🖖
@Seer_968 ай бұрын
FERRET FERRET FERRET 😂😂😂😂😂
@puszujtowera10 ай бұрын
9:26 this is where Q realized, that they went too far
@1981peacemaker3 ай бұрын
Sal and Murr have the worst punishment 😂😂
@giochoi15647 күн бұрын
I love you, Murr
@johnathanwissemann6310Ай бұрын
What Murr doesnt know is that we planted 500 hundred thousand dollars of laundered money in his house. And called U.S. Department of the Treasury.
@nekkedsnekked Жыл бұрын
"Murr, hit the second tower"
@thomassmiththekingbee4 ай бұрын
The underwater camera is so good for the Shark punishment
@simondesmond3574 Жыл бұрын
the disrespect this man endures is crazy
@PrivateGalan2 ай бұрын
Sal punishment* Jokers: Sal Pet the cat Murr Punishment* Jokers: Murry die.
@yogurtconnoisseur240 Жыл бұрын
"now hit the second tower murr"
@stephenjacewicz4594 Жыл бұрын
Oh there has been more then this!
@bendythegamingdevildarlin4572 Жыл бұрын
The shark punishment was crossing the line a little bit.
@bethesdagamer7971 Жыл бұрын
Nah I think that would be cool
@HF1.0 Жыл бұрын
Stop being a snowflake or get off the internet.
@madeline6003 Жыл бұрын
Remember when Sal was in the room with that tiger 😭😭
@bendythegamingdevildarlin4572 Жыл бұрын
@@madeline6003 Not really.
@johnbeal839 Жыл бұрын
Sooooooo many Murr punishments are crossing the line. I’m actually uncomfortable with it.
@Hoopalover Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised all of his punishments are not in here
@thomasnativo64913 ай бұрын
Everything about Murrs Punishments
@theadventurer6857 ай бұрын
Alright Murr, now drive in the third nail
@Nick_Simpson00711 ай бұрын
Sal’s punishments: go pet that cat over there Sal Murr’s punishments: okay Murr remember No Russian
@BrianF-gd4wo Жыл бұрын
The jokers are my favorite TV show from true tv series and I'm a fan of this TV show from true tv series and have a great day 👍
@genozuzek7401 Жыл бұрын
Haha! We're gonna need a bigger scrote! 🤣
@roberto9795 Жыл бұрын
watch it on 1.5x speed, i couldn't stop dying
@johnbeal839 Жыл бұрын
I really love the show except for one major hang up. Murr’s punishments are orders of magnitude worse than everyone else’s. It pretty much constitutes abuse, not to mention the instances where they gratuitously abuse his trust.
@KENRIOForReal9 ай бұрын
This anime deserves a season 2 fr
@vampyisdying8 ай бұрын
“Alright murr hit the second town”
@Smokinjoewhite Жыл бұрын
I really hope you took Murr to see Jaws in a private cinema the previous night.
@Loganaman Жыл бұрын
These are all just exposure therapies, the only problem with that is that you’re supposed to progress towards exposure therapy before conducting it
@tones8675 Жыл бұрын
okay murr, now the second tower
@TRDRHDBАй бұрын
Okay murr, catcall that 14 year old walking with her bodybuilder father
@abdulwali763 ай бұрын
no doubt, Murr has had the most embarrassing worst punishments of all
@Peepin_4 ай бұрын
“Ok murr your punishment is to spend one night in ravenholm*
@hectorguy5687 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they got away with the Crazy Steve bath bit