Motorcity - Texas One-Liners

[@jasonmeador2597]

TEXAS IS AWESOME TEXAS IS SUPERCOOL TEXAS IS AWESOME TEXAS IS REALLY HUGE

[@dwaugh2215]

TEXAS-IFY!!!

[@smittywarbenjagermanjansen8475]

"I just ran over some logs!"

[@asiabrown99]

Smittywarbenjagermanjansen I still don't get it.

[@xFandomTrashx]

"Oh wow, that was the worse one liner I have ever heard." - Duke of Detroit

[@NBLCGBLN]

@@asiabrown99 A log is another name for turd or shit. So basically he said "I just ran over some turds/shit!"

[@marthagilbert3459]

That was pretty bad 👎

[@brianshipley8220]

[Bad Russian accent] "Say hello to my little plan!"

[@LA-vs2vp]

Texas is a mad lad

[@mfsusanoo7238]

Best subplot in tv history

[@marthagilbert3459]

Totally

[@johnnysawyer290]

Say hello to my little plan

[@jaydenfox9586]

And Patrick says "Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?!"

[@marthagilbert3459]

Well that's actually a good point.

[@gradynaylor959]

Texas: "Hey! I heard that, Tubby!" Patrick: "Grrrrrr! NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!" Texas: "Oh, it's on! Prepare to get Texas-ified!"

[@asiabrown99]

This guy is a "Wakko"! Dun dun dun!

[@04liverydesign7]

one of the reasons why i fucking love Texas, along with his whooo choo, wuuu yaaaa martial arts sounds lol

[@zephaniahdejene1746]

Ah Texas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he never gets old. #motor city lives

[@Montesama314]

I dunno, I think that "Duke" line was pretty close to good.

[@jaydenfox9586]

That was one of the best!

[@PronkeyLa]

Anybody else lose it at Dome, Dome, Dome?

[@jaydenfox9586]

One of his best ones!

[@marthagilbert3459]

It was good

[@battlecourtstudio1299]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE PLAN!!!

[@zeokingsilver]

Dome, Dome, Dome Say hello to my little plan we terror that dome a new one

[@Idez15]

0:13 😂😂

[@asiabrown99]

1:06 Cool your jets, Wakko.

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

the second one was almost good, but then he added stuff to it.

[@NitroSpidey]

DOME DOME DOME!

[@keddakedda7939]

Lol oh Taxes you are so clueless but absolutely adorable

[@giddelbrowne5873]

Uh... thanks? I guess.

[@VylenNightfall]

*facedesk* Wow. Just to all of them.

[@normasilva8605]

he deserves the one-liners XD

[@marthagilbert3459]

The one liners were bad, but the last one was actually just fine.

[@giddelbrowne5873]

Well, he did say one-liners are hard.

[@zoidboy1569]

0:14

[@demorunnertimmedrt4432]

He sounds almost like joe swantson.

[@oliverlingaro5604]

🙄

[@zeokingsilver]

Say hello to my little plan

[@zoidboy1569]

1:17