Who ever writes your scripts is legitimately a fantastic writer.
@headhunter5312 жыл бұрын
@ozicrypto G sounds like you should hit up a therapist. And a stand up comedy show after that.
@jimilmilm2 жыл бұрын
I'd hope so, they've plenty of practise to refine this script considering they've done about 10 videos on roughly the same subject
@italkgory992 жыл бұрын
@ozicrypto G better than being hard to please
@slimsin60492 жыл бұрын
Trike…for a Harley rider who lost a leg due to diabetes 🤣🤣🤣
@proudtitanicdenier43002 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@AgentJayZ2 жыл бұрын
This video is so much better than I expected. You are 100% factually accurate, yet sarcastic, hilarious, and inspirational. You have unlocked Fortnine status!
@Anish-in7ew2 жыл бұрын
oh the holy fortnine
@Dan_Kornfeld2 жыл бұрын
Knee Dragging: The Squid sport bike riders only acceptable body position for turning; also seen as the only way to prevent the humiliation of "Chicken Strips". Excessive knee dragging will suddenly turn into both helmet and body dragging when the guaranteed high or low side occurs. Remember! Women may be attracted to rugged scars, not bodily skid marks!
@traviskelley60462 жыл бұрын
Ironic, since getting off the inside of the bike uses less tire and leaves more chicken strip 😆
@ChiefMoonChunks2 жыл бұрын
"slow enough that Harley pirates can ride them drunk without a helmet" that one hit me good
@BikermanCoUk2 жыл бұрын
counter steer freaks people out - even though they do it on pushbikes without realising. I keep it simple for newbies - push right for right, push left for left. It also marks you as a non-newbie if you tread the corresponding footrest (it does work :-) .
@mn_mt09642 жыл бұрын
I agree you learn this on peddle bikes now just add a ton of weight
@riccardosartori38222 жыл бұрын
It always seemed like an overcomplicated way to explain how to ride a motorcycle, if you know how to ride a bike you know how to turn
@ryancox38342 жыл бұрын
People just love to try and sound smart talking about countesteer. They also never seem to mention it only applies when traveling at speed and you just do it naturally. Try countsteering in a car park and you won't have much success
@mn_mt09642 жыл бұрын
I agree speeds huge on this super low 5mph less u gotta turn the bars some say doing a u turn but if it's street to street slight turn little lean bike comes around
@BikermanCoUk2 жыл бұрын
@@mn_mt0964 Many years ago I went with a group of riders from Liverpool to Northern Spain (Ferry to Bilbao), The roads were truly brilliant - lots of new tarmac and 'bend warning' signs that actually gave good info about the hazard (they use an image and a recommended speed in Km/h and if it says 30 then you KNOW it is a hairpin, whereas 70 is balls-out sweeper.). One of the lads was a newbie rider on a 600 Bandit. Dur5ing the ferry ride he bubbled-over about how he was going to 'get the knee down'. In the end a couple of us took him to the vehicle deck, had him sit on the bike and then manually lowered him to the required angle. He went white :-) (At the end of the fortnight he had been such a good boy, that I took pity on him and took him to a traffic island I'd picked-out. After about 20 mins following my tyre-tracks (I was on my Fj1200, so you can probably imagine my exhausts were sparking hugely) he managed to get some 'knee action'. He spent the return trip beaming and telling anyone who would listen......bless :-)
@Randolini2 жыл бұрын
I've been riding since 1959. My first real motorcycle after leaving the Navy was a 1970 Honda CL-90. First Road bike a 72 Yamaha R5C. I really enjoyed this video and I will watch it again, but man, you have got to stop hating on H-D. I've owned a Wide Glide, a Road Glide, a Blast, and it was and an XB-9R Buell Firebolt. I loved them all and they fulfilled their expected duties well. My wife and I rode the "Three Twisted Sisters" with several other couples and had a wonderful time on the road Glide. You need to score a Buell XB 9R or 12R and take it to the track. Anyway, I will be 76 Sep 18 and I love my new, quieter and much lighter Versys X300 ADV. Without a destination, there would be no journey. ✌
@adam3462 жыл бұрын
"Exhaust... do I really have to explain this one to you?" uhh... *you* put it on the list.
@relaxingdrives60752 жыл бұрын
I jumped out of pure fear and terror at 10:05 as that picture seemingly ran out of the ditch like a ride ending deer.
@stijnvanrijswijk29282 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that jumped a bit from that haha
@leanit57562 жыл бұрын
Stoppy, WOT, Cross Plane, Screamer, Head Shake, Smoker, Oil Burner, Pillion, Tuck, In the bubble, Trail Braking, DP Bike or Dual Purpose (what everyone said before Suzuki coined and popularized "Dual Sport"), Sag, Damping, Track Pressure, Break In...
@vtec_c1loop8442 жыл бұрын
Stoppy? Warn if im wrong, but isn't it "stoppie"?
@mch862 жыл бұрын
Here I am. I love carburators because I can do maintenance myself and do have a hotmail.
@marrcl79862 жыл бұрын
That's awesome
@tjey3792 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughter, it is always welcome when someone is dealing with something depressing and boy is life full of those.
@608rider2 жыл бұрын
“You know what they say about buys with extended swing arms, damages prefrontal cortex” had my dying 😂😂😂
@JTVlogs.2472 жыл бұрын
I passed a couple Harley riders and gave them the wave but they were too good to acknowledge me. This video is all facts 🤣
@I-Libertine2 жыл бұрын
Lowside: "had to lay her down, brother" 😂
@TonberryShuffle2 жыл бұрын
I think noobs should embrace being noobs as long as the local bike culture isn't horrifyingly toxic. Locally, no one cares as long as you're on two wheels so everyone's trying to be welcoming to riders.
@ericwilson9562 жыл бұрын
As new rider I have come to greatly appreciate Papa Yammie. Every bike and every person is fair game for being made fun of and I love it. I've been made fun of in a couple of videos already and I cannot help but laugh.
@rimaspazereckas27482 жыл бұрын
As a harley pirate i am loving all the jokes thrown at us. Makes for a good laugh.
@TheCodgerBiker2 жыл бұрын
I had a laugh Yammie. I think I laugh hardest when you poke fun at the group I belong to. I know this was meant to be informative and fun.
@davebevin2 жыл бұрын
This was awesome. As a rider of 40+ years from New Zealand, I can confirm these are legit terms with the exception of ‘nooner’ and one other I forgot because I’m 7 JD’s deep. I started on dirt bikes at age 12, was an urgent motorcycle courier on a GSX750ESD and then as as owner of multiple sports bikes including multiple Gixxers, before moving on to cruisers including a 1942 Harley WLA, a Harley custom Streetglide and a stock Harley Slim + a KTM 690 Duke R, I feel I’m qualified to comment. This video cracked me up the whole way through. Oh now I remember. Squid. We don’t use that term. We call them ‘fuckwits’ or ‘temporary New Zelanders’. The rest are entirely true. What WE have are muppet Club riders who ride Harley V Rods in their shorts and sandals/runners plus singlet with the patch with a German helmet thinking they look the business. They don’t. They look like morons. Love your shit! Keep it coming.
@lcgiv4u2 жыл бұрын
Fairings, things that go crunch and cost too much…
@jessegm12 жыл бұрын
Not on the asian market
@SaltedCoffee4002 жыл бұрын
Its more noise if it a harley” you got me there😂
@shadesXL12202 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest, relatively semi-informative thing I will see this month and probably next month as well.
@tohrmentrixabyss17132 жыл бұрын
*raises hand* I have a noob question! I have a GS500F as my first bike and some people have referred to it as a "Gixxer" and others have said it is not. I tried researching the origins of the name and got myself slightly confused so I figured the immeasurable knowledge of the YN crew might be able to help me out with this one
@RicardoKerlien2 жыл бұрын
A ''Gixxer'' is a GSX-R bike from Suzuki. The GS500 is not a GSX-R The GS500F is more of a sport-touring bike then a true ''track'' sportbike like a GSX-R :)
@tohrmentrixabyss17132 жыл бұрын
@@RicardoKerlien thank you Ricardo. That was the same conclusion I drew because the GS500 doesn't have nearly the same stats as any GSX-R One guy tried to tell me that GS was the type, the x was a place holder for the cc (GS500, GS600, GS1000 etc) and the R stood for Racing and mine could be a Racing bike I just hadn't tweaked it for the track and I'm sitting there trying my best to be polite but thinking . o O ( that's so not right)
@michaelkrahn94872 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣I have to say, these are some of the BEST one liners I've heard from this channel!! If there was a stand up comedy show for cyclists, you'd be the man!! I'm moving to Wyoming! Or Texas..
@brianvarnes4803 Жыл бұрын
Yam, worklng at several motorcycle shops, makes your "Trike" a 3 wheeled mobility scooter for the Harley rider that lost his foot to "diabtiss" truly awoke something in this "damaged noodle". Meaning I was rear ended while on my zx-9 in '07. Anyway, being the latter half of "those that have been down, and those that are going down, made my Arai, and Vanson worth every penny.
@Oktobyr2 жыл бұрын
Best list in a while. Hilarious (and somewhat informative) beginning to end!
@RobinsVoyage2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Yammie, this is the only video I've ever belly laughed through even after I was going to write "zzz, zzz."
@ninjaguysith2 жыл бұрын
The amount of knowledge and burn in this video is insane.
@africanhuman57952 жыл бұрын
New rider her.Cbr 250r owner from Kenya 🇰🇪
@icandsc2 жыл бұрын
".......because you are not smarter than the engineer that made your bike." >PAUSE< i'm dying ova heah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karlbishop74812 жыл бұрын
I've been riding for over 50 years. The only one I didn't know was nooner, as it applies to motorcycles. Ha ha.
@sugarnads2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was a new one fr me too
@flippy65532 жыл бұрын
Former sport touring bike rider who talked smack about cruisers and now rides a bagger(and has a hotmail account) here. I call it my "wind-up bike" because no matter what you rode in your youth.... you wind-up on a bagger when you're old.
@DocMuscles Жыл бұрын
This is just awesome! Funniest thing I've seen in months!! Thank you. I needed that.
@DJTinyTim132 жыл бұрын
Lev rimiter? Really, Yam? Lol I love that you left that in there. As a professional public speaker, mad props.
@Frank.potion2 жыл бұрын
“The pride and joy of the manager of the local Pizza Hut he bought as a reward for earning his GED” wow lol
@carlosdj812 жыл бұрын
0% informative 100% made laugh/slight every type of rider
@tristanblake22042 жыл бұрын
The Pizza Hut manager comment had me dying
@patrickriley29832 жыл бұрын
4:39. There's a huge scratch on the left (right side as it appears in the vid) "scratch resistant lens".
@Bpat6102 жыл бұрын
“Bars Shake like a Harley Rider after bike night”. Lol ripping into Harley being alcoholics in this whole video
@wainedodd80552 жыл бұрын
That Trike quote 😂
@jasong5462 жыл бұрын
So this wasn’t a vocabulary lesson it was an all the people I detest lesson lol.
@donaldoehl76902 жыл бұрын
I had to fetch my fire extinguisher after that roast. But you forgot Bro and Dyna, two separate definitions that can also be connected for a third. As a Dyna Bro my feelings are hurt.
@donalbershardt92902 жыл бұрын
Harley quit making the FXR and Replaced it with the Dyna because the Frame was $45.00 Less to Build.. One of Harleys BIG mistakes.. I had a Customer FXR Rider test Ride a New Dyna in 1991 He Came back and Said WTF.. is this Thing.??? Give me my FXR back!!! We Played around with the Neck Bearing Adjustment and Found a 'C' Hair tight helped a little.. The Aftermarket fr. & rr. Stabilizer kit seem to work pretty well.
@whimsicalstray2 жыл бұрын
Whoa, he's the manager of the Pizza Hut now? Good for him.
@OpenSesame4042 жыл бұрын
You probably don't know this, but the image you used for "I've been swinging my rod around since yesterday" is from an anime called hunter x hunter, and i appreciate that. it's from the older adaptation of the manga, not the one made in 2011. thats all, thanks.
@williamnewkirk63162 жыл бұрын
How many times can you rip Harley riders in one video? I think you set a record. Great job, Yams!
@johnlaw5762 Жыл бұрын
This was both informative and hilarious. Earned my sub FWIW 👌🏼
@Firstlastname0002 жыл бұрын
When changing your fluids don’t forget to adjust your powerband .
@jimmy_dirtbike2 жыл бұрын
Riding a supermoto instantly turns you into a cop’s wet dream. So much fun.
@TheMattvf162 жыл бұрын
Very educational. Thank you for explaining.
@paulkitchen58022 жыл бұрын
Hey, it was all funny until the scrambler part. I'll finish the rest of the video when I get back from going on a dirt road to prove him wrong.
@azush10552 жыл бұрын
After over a year of watching i passed the msf yesterday and got my license 😎😎
@andrade_org2 жыл бұрын
Time to get your gixxer from Craigslist!
@azush10552 жыл бұрын
@@andrade_org Busa time 😈
@calamarininjabeast58662 жыл бұрын
That’s a classic yammi noob 👏🏻
@TheMrSnarf2 жыл бұрын
It said noob must watch so I pulled my squid missile over and now I’m watching.
@AuslanIz2 жыл бұрын
It was too fast for a dingus sccooter lifer to comprehend. Just needed to put in .75 to grab some! Very informative as funny!!
@GoldenEagleXTND2 жыл бұрын
I ride my S1000RR daily ! And I am no longer allowed at the country club, so there!!
@sylvainster302 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 especially the “Trike” 😂 ✌🏼😎👍🏼
@LarsaXL10 ай бұрын
This is so accurate, yet so funny.
@lead_farmer2 жыл бұрын
Smoothest segway to an add I've ever heard
@xavier91832 жыл бұрын
Does yammy know Wisconsin gets to 105-110 through all the summers? There are few places in the world (especially the US) that get as brutally hot as WI. The humidity makes it insane.
@Tremayne112 жыл бұрын
I have a Suzuki Bandit 600 naked, I have indeed admitted to myself I will never enter a racetrack 🤣
@SlowishActual2 жыл бұрын
>*Hears the supermoto rider description* >*Promptly pouts and tosses the stolen slim jims from pockets* >"Nuh uh!"
@sd34572 жыл бұрын
Lane splitting aka "Riding the ghost lane"
@mohanramaswamy35982 жыл бұрын
Funny and informational video!!
@dukiemoto86762 жыл бұрын
I got a 100% on that test.. see mom I’m not stupid😌
@keithengle5922 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate a night niece little list
@Yamobethere2 жыл бұрын
Imma assume that you poke so much fun at Harley riders because you really do love us that much😀
@skeptic33322 жыл бұрын
I know you enjoyed making this video.
@peterbercich43242 жыл бұрын
Sheer brilliance!
@SpudTheOwl2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a Wyoming fact!
@Firstlastname0002 жыл бұрын
I feel closer to my bike thank you
@Maksnmadisdad2 жыл бұрын
Better than reading the funnies in the Sunday paper!🤣 Wait!! You’re probably too young for that!!
@PowderMonkey4Life2 жыл бұрын
Bagger, Busa & Sumo, SPOT ON!
@StephenRCar2 жыл бұрын
GGIH with Neon Lights!! That script is so tight and has more compression than your turbo hayabusa. You gotta print that list with your descriptions so we can frame it. Seriously.
@I_dont_even_work_out2 жыл бұрын
It’s def tru that Wyoming has only 2 elevators
@williamcolon53932 жыл бұрын
Was that Spite in Geisha cosplay
@jakejoiner29892 жыл бұрын
Haha great list! But where's "SUMO"? 🤣
@thomaspryor82022 ай бұрын
Funny and offensive, well done!
@steveb73102 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, that’s a crank slapper 😂
@lompy5292 жыл бұрын
6:40 ayo what?
@thehardcoretruth87772 жыл бұрын
would love to see an updated video on what you think about the Aprilia RS660
@ashergraven81902 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t expecting the sleep paralysis demon at 11:00
@jasoncook61772 жыл бұрын
Great stuff yam love ❤ it Oz busa boy 😁🤙
@StrappedHistorian2 жыл бұрын
this was great
@jyearr67442 жыл бұрын
Had ta layer down 🤣
@camo38262 жыл бұрын
If you ever remake this, you gotta add KSU(Kick Stands Up) I spent 30 minutes trying to find where ksu was
@bojangglez2 жыл бұрын
😂great video! Great sumo jokes!
@secondsightvisuals2 жыл бұрын
My God this was good
@derekmartinez46252 жыл бұрын
Chicken strips? Downshift? Feathering?
@og_fourskin2 жыл бұрын
5:59 I feel attacked wtf yam
@HONDALUIGI21 Жыл бұрын
I haven't touched my 6th gear in awhile it has separation anxiety
@brianhill25152 жыл бұрын
Finally as an Aussie I know the meaning of squid! We simply call them heroes, f.ckwits or temporary Australians. Cheers.
@jimbrandvik5224 Жыл бұрын
10:18 Trike - a three wheeled mobility scooter for Harley riders after they lose a foot to diabetes. F*cking hilarious!!
@banzobeans7 ай бұрын
Helpful
@VeritasEtAequitas2 жыл бұрын
You know, "nooner" means something else on a certain app/website that has certain word filters, lol.
@digils2 жыл бұрын
Good lord man 200$ Glasses
@nikitaderbenev58112 жыл бұрын
so are Oakley
@robgoose81262 жыл бұрын
@@nikitaderbenev5811 won't buy that bs either lol
@johnmcfetridge39742 жыл бұрын
Didn't think anybody knew I was a "ADV"! 😳
@vaga42392 жыл бұрын
Just a roast of every style of rider lol
@JTVlogs.2472 жыл бұрын
I think 🦑 squids should be called Squidwards 🤣😂
@9W8o7l7f42 жыл бұрын
Responsible father waits for children to grow up before he buys a bike again and you call that old guy who is trying to be young again 😂