Honestly I used to ponder if your videos were actually true or not, or maybe they were a kind of way in which you tell people that they can do some stuff with a low budget, but now I know what this is. ... This is genius! I love your videos man. Don't die.
@theoctobersuprise8 жыл бұрын
lol hahahaha
@herzbergfarm86333 жыл бұрын
This is by far your best video. I die of laughter every time I watch this.
@Pogo0oo9 жыл бұрын
The polish map blew me away!
@Cayoot5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was good until I saw this video. I never thought about the spare bearings! Thanks! That could be a real life saver!!
@redwalker5329 жыл бұрын
I saw you only have a metric adjustable wrench. Sometimes bolts get mixed between projects so I carry an imperial adjustable wrench as well. Just to be safe, good tips though.
@maranganii9 жыл бұрын
Red Walker That's a really good tip mate, thanks.
@drongojonkins89456 жыл бұрын
Its good practice to carry left handed adjustable wrenches in both metric and imperial too.
@bloodyhell4519 жыл бұрын
I would include some quaaludes to relax you if you have a close call, some amyl nitrate for better performance in the twisties and some propofol so you can painlessly wait for the ambulance if you have a spill.
@Moonfleet418 жыл бұрын
Hey Ichi, just wanted to add that you could include some plastic bend n' snap glow sticks in case you require a 'bright idea'...! Thanks for the number plate buddy, looks great on our Wall of Friends! All the best, Del & Penny!
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
+Moonfleet41 Bad Ass !
@slim65089 жыл бұрын
Love how it seems serious and suddenly becomes extremely hilarious!
@fliedaway8 жыл бұрын
You forgot tyre nails. Hammer them into your punctures in an emergency then ride home steady.
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
tip tip! I will add them to the growing list !
@micrashed7 жыл бұрын
Spare smoke in case it escapes from the wiring loom. No use having a bulb if you aint got any smoke.
@IchibanMoto7 жыл бұрын
top tip!
@ttakttaguri7 жыл бұрын
This is the most badass channel in the whole wide youtube world. This video had me 50-"metric"-kilograms of laughter. Really badass. 6 out of 5 ichiban moto sticker on this one.
@IchibanMoto7 жыл бұрын
Sherwin Melegrito thanks for watching and sharing!! 🖒
@tsa5679 жыл бұрын
wow, I was impressed when my 16 year old bike came with the original Honda tool kit, but looking at this it would seem that someone has taken all the good bits out and just left me with all the crap you don't need!
@johnnycactus09 жыл бұрын
prescription and morphine.....any problem on the road can be solved with those two essentials! awesome tool roll buddy- totally gonna sort one out on my bike!!
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
johnnycactus0 in case the problems are only minor, I'm going to add basic beer as suggested.
@johnnycactus09 жыл бұрын
and for the hipster perhaps some moustache wax and a spare set of denim turn ups??? i notice nickel town customs are doing a 2 for 1 offer on both at the moment.....
@Maria-tt9sj7 жыл бұрын
johnnycactus0 well if he gets into a crash if he's leg or something hurts he could just inject it
@Rexfuyther9 жыл бұрын
digging the patina on your crescent wrench and vise grip!
@WyreForestBiker9 жыл бұрын
Antibiotics for the inevitable infections caused by the bandages ?
@jimevans18099 жыл бұрын
Using the starter on my car, I welded my adjustable wrench to fit a 5/8 Whitworth bolt, so it doesn't rattle and I never have to adjust it to fit a 5/8" Whitworth bolt. Badass!
@Snoofykins9 жыл бұрын
You are a wealth of life saving information. I don't know what I'd do without your wisdom.
@jairajhazarika96445 жыл бұрын
always make sure to carry your "prescriptions"
@hoohoohoblin9 жыл бұрын
Genius! Be prepared!
@jacklatta18905 жыл бұрын
I freeking dying here 😎🤣🤣 Badass!
@IchibanMoto5 жыл бұрын
i should update this based on suggestions in the comments
@buckwheat74249 жыл бұрын
At first I thought "what? no chrome muffler bearings?" Then you had em!
@davidgarcia45798 жыл бұрын
A good laser pointer if u get lost they can see for miles away if the environment is right
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
oh, good tip!
@LitoGeorge5 жыл бұрын
@@IchibanMoto they're also good for directing airplanes to your location if you get stuck at night. Just point the shiny end at the pilots window to get his or her attention.
@dudemonkfish46417 жыл бұрын
I carry a spare tool roll in my tool roll.
@scottmuller9 жыл бұрын
very impressive kit ... mine would need a can of beer tho
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
scott muller +1 amigo !
@Oldbmwr100rs9 жыл бұрын
You forgot something! Rusty bailing wire, best replacement for sun decayed zip ties and also good for tying the chain back together if the master link breaks. Awesome vid Man, had Me laughing, especially with the parts for your spark plugs.
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Oldbmwr100rs oh! excellent ! thank you so much, I totally missed that
@artofxq7 жыл бұрын
I can't decide between this guy is a genius or he's just a great comedian.
@IchibanMoto7 жыл бұрын
genious
@alangraham38787 жыл бұрын
My wife has just caught me watching this, she just does not understand why I was laughing so much. She thinks I have lost it.
@fingloidfing33379 жыл бұрын
you need a light source in case of a busted headlight. well the matches will do... the windproof one
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Fingloi Delos reyes seems I'm covered then ;)
@davesstuff15997 жыл бұрын
You are so prepared for anything and I mean everything.
@shhtephe9 жыл бұрын
Maybe consider using a bedroll as the tool roll. It's dual purpose and if you need to sleep in a parkinglot, it makes the ground a little move forgiving.
@jacobrussell52019 жыл бұрын
At first I was like the fuck. The I got it was a joke
@welldone20168 жыл бұрын
This is piss funny best Motorbike Videos on KZbin
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
thanks for watching and sharing them :D
@Flightstar9 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of this.
@eligsuli9 жыл бұрын
Awesome kit...was hoping the roll would never end......
@johnmorgan16776 жыл бұрын
Nice one itchy I only have half the stuff you have in my roll, but if you don't mine you don't have any fire starting gear, or trapping stuff.
@m3fnc9 жыл бұрын
Ichiban Moto I'll see you in court that is an exact copy of my tool kit roll that I carry with me here in the UK. Love it Love it Love it. Keep up the video's you're so Bad Ass.
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Fred Chance oh, that's a very old video. I have since added tea bags, beer, condoms and a Nickel Town Customs gift card to my roll .. so I may get around your patents ;)
@pawEHO9 жыл бұрын
You are driving around Poland?
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
***** an inside nod to my new friends in Poland that found me on wykop !
@markrent32699 жыл бұрын
perhaps the best yet :-) loving the cresent wrench
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+mark rent yes, it's best to be prepared !
@fiddler181-twowheelin3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. This made my day.
@IchibanMoto3 жыл бұрын
thanks for watching and sharing!
@mikerssm9 жыл бұрын
Suggest adding a chlorine tablet to the kit. Available at most pool supply stores, the tablet could be used to make any water safe to drink in a long-term breakdown situation.
@TheGamerdude0079 жыл бұрын
I always keep a spare bottle of blinker fluid. Never know when they will run out
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+TheGamerdude007 top tip ! I'll add that to my list
@AndyManCam9 жыл бұрын
Holy crap you're prepared! Just remind me not to need stitching up on a ride out with you! Though it seems you have post-operative pain relief more than covered!!
@jenny666barnish9 жыл бұрын
If you covered the tool roll in cling flim not only would this act as a waterproof coating but you could also use it as a pull out mobile shelter to protect you from the elements while you work on the roadside or just pull over for a tasty snack x
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
jenny666barnish your practical advice and solutions are always brilliant ! awesome tips for the every day rider !
@TheMrAsbest8 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard. greetings from germany
@petehuskins9 жыл бұрын
The Mr.E ball-pane hammer could also be used to break up toffee if the weather has made it hard and tough to bite?
@volvogt21 Жыл бұрын
I'm still sharing this classic. Hope things are all good Mr Moto. Still missing you buddy
@IchibanMoto Жыл бұрын
thanks for being badass !
@porlando129 жыл бұрын
Man you really show up prepared!
@catbreath0075 жыл бұрын
I luckily ride an MZ125 so my toolkit basically consists of a 2lb lump hammer 👍🏼
@El_Sueno_3 жыл бұрын
Great video! I just had to share!
@HC4RAVER9 жыл бұрын
That's badass!!
@aynzh68468 жыл бұрын
LMFAO....nice one....oh! missing blinker fluid
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
... it's a growing list :)
@dougankrum33288 жыл бұрын
..make sure you have 2 containers of blinker fluid...right...and left......
@TriumphRascal9 жыл бұрын
You could add a lady's stocking in case you have a drive belt snap and some fishing reel as an emergency tow rope!
@SaturdaysWrench9 жыл бұрын
Is that gold bullion?! haha you've thought of everything!
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
Saturdays Wrench those are doubloons !
@Marbroza9 жыл бұрын
In my kit i also carry a spare mobile phone, with its wireless charger. That way i dont have to hook it up to anything and the phone stays charged.
@paul-pq8ci9 жыл бұрын
Hey itchi that toolkit is bad ass
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
10047paul thanks for watching and sharing Paul !
@dudemonkfish46417 жыл бұрын
Not aloud ammo in the UK so I would have to take my catapult.
@gjmob7 жыл бұрын
Ammo not aloud in Australia either. Can only carry one Boomerang, as long as its not concealed.
@garand19119 жыл бұрын
You need some fireworks to signal aircraft in case you get lost.
@kevmcgladdery7829 жыл бұрын
I'm a newbie to the world of biking and have a question about your tools; is your metric vice grip- right handed or left handed? I don't want to buy the wrong one.
@isaac21527 жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS carry a spare piston in my tool kit.
@tyberiousmd65277 жыл бұрын
Ichiban moto you should put tampons in your tool roll cuz you never know when those carbs starts bleeding heavily especially on those cafe racer
@IchibanMoto7 жыл бұрын
now that is a top tip!
@tyberiousmd65277 жыл бұрын
6 out 5 ichiban moto stickers for me i,,i,
@franekwardynski6949 жыл бұрын
YAY! Poland!
@lipab949 жыл бұрын
Why you don't remove the rust from those bad ass tools, with your bad ass machine?
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
B.L that's just mild patina
@wormytom9 жыл бұрын
Hey dude! i've got all that shit in my kit except the Ichiban Moto stickers. They're rarer than Kawasuki OEM carburetor springs in these parts
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
wormytom they are available ... I prefer to give them to contributors , but details to just snag some are in the video description
@wormytom9 жыл бұрын
you seem like a guy who's got everything what could i possibly contribute?
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
wormytom it will come to you in a state of quiet meditation ... or maybe old fashioned silly drunkenness ;)
@TheSeangerber6 жыл бұрын
that wrench is rusted shut. I guess you could use it as a hammer or self defense
@TheSeangerber6 жыл бұрын
bag of bunk weed
@GTsGarage9 жыл бұрын
Nicely slipped in morphine and perscriptions lol
@stevehanisch85109 жыл бұрын
Is that epoxy spearmint or peppermint flavored?
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Steve Hanisch it's cinnamon flavour ! :P
@Newtsalad9 жыл бұрын
I didn't see a bag of air for the tyres?
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Newtsalad I carry the little finger pump in the video
@jrogers48028 жыл бұрын
that's bad ass
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
+Jason Rogers you have to be prepared for anything
@DJInclined9 жыл бұрын
Just died laughing.
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+DJ Inclined thanks for watching and sharing ! :)
@DJInclined9 жыл бұрын
I'm going to send you something, just need to dig through the barn and find something good.
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+DJ Inclined bad ass ! looking forward to it !
@JensEskildsen9 жыл бұрын
Still love it...
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Jens Eskildsen I'm still collecting recommendations to expand my kit
@ozifadlan8927 жыл бұрын
where is the compressor mini
@jeffmaul79993 жыл бұрын
Ever since I got busted for a bald tyre, I have carried a knife to cut some fresh tread
@ChewbacaTW9 жыл бұрын
where's the brass knuckles?
@davewalton23587 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a small bottle of sparks and a can of compression. Never know when you are gunna run out of those...
@IchibanMoto7 жыл бұрын
i need to update the kit !
@dvddale1115 жыл бұрын
That tool roll is about three feet long?
@IchibanMoto5 жыл бұрын
best to be prepared
@ehh578 жыл бұрын
All you need is a credit card. That takes up less space and covers just about anything (except maybe that bag of the green dried medicine)
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
yes, and someone else added a cell phone to the credit card
@polskimotocyklista14886 жыл бұрын
My country 1:00 Poland
@grahamball3648 жыл бұрын
Nuts
@davindersangha37615 жыл бұрын
I think I saw this kit and guy in the Walking Dead!
@frankstocker54756 жыл бұрын
Is this a BMW kit?
@volvogt213 жыл бұрын
We miss you mate
@IchibanMoto3 жыл бұрын
I'm making new videos here when it warms up in the shed
@volvogt213 жыл бұрын
@@IchibanMoto Maaaaaaaaaate!!!!!!! You have made my year. I never expected to get a response to my message. I so thought your intelligence and wit was lost to the motorcycling world. I was thinking maybe there was an explosion in the gift shop or something bad happened in your workshop and you were trapped due to the door opening the wrong way. I've been watching re-runs of the re-runs thinking this was my lot from now on. Time to dust off my nickeltown customs teeshirt and wear it with pride!
@IchibanMoto3 жыл бұрын
@@volvogt21 do you have a nickeltown sticker?
@volvogt213 жыл бұрын
@@IchibanMoto No Mr Moto, I do not. Can I call you Ichiban?
@IchibanMoto3 жыл бұрын
@@volvogt21 yes, sure. I will mail you one, need an address.
@drizzlejizz9 жыл бұрын
If nothing else... make sure you have your prescription..
@mestep511 Жыл бұрын
Someday soon I will have watched all the videos and will become sad.
@IchibanMoto Жыл бұрын
why will you be sad?
@lolhai60539 жыл бұрын
The condoms! you forgot about the condoms!
@pcaldato5 жыл бұрын
Your kit's not complete - what about emergency methyl-ethyl-casetone?
@holebelow8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, thought was real,
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
be prepared
@its_hammer_time36947 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha!!! Love this lol
@stephenrichie46469 жыл бұрын
You should sell these!
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Stephen Richie I am also thinking about a larger, more complete kit
@bogulom9 жыл бұрын
Your map is like a Polish joke :D
@richie97778 жыл бұрын
I think ive just touched cloth!
@oklahomahank23788 жыл бұрын
No rocket launcher?
@IchibanMoto8 жыл бұрын
I will add that to my list
@drizzlejizz9 жыл бұрын
And make sure you have mouthwash and condoms. Just in case some honey comes by to give you a "ride"
@jacqalas6 жыл бұрын
How about you just add a chainsaw to the toolset then you can go Bundu Bashing also
@IchibanMoto6 жыл бұрын
Kom jy uit Suider-Afrika?
@jacqalas6 жыл бұрын
Ichiban Moto yes I'm still living in South Africa.
@ChrisLourens6 жыл бұрын
Now THAT'S Bad Ass!
@BADHIGEEN Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paulotto75739 жыл бұрын
Dog biscuits
@IchibanMoto9 жыл бұрын
+Paul Otto perfect.. and the list grows longer. I'm going to need a larger tool roll