Mountain Man Breakfast

[@sinapirmeh3940]

**plays Red Dead Redemption 2 once**

[@luckydeuce9432]

Have you seen my friend Gavin?

[@sinapirmeh3940]

Lucky Deuce Yeah, he said something about having terminal lumbago.

[@luckydeuce9432]

'Sure'-Arthur Morgan

[@pedro-uy4rk]

Hi

[@Drew_Tries]

Your comment wins the internet sir

[@ob1kenobjunior208]

"Mountain man breakfast" *Camping and cooking in Indiana on the side of I-94*

[@RezervoirDog]

@Z•A•I•N lol to be fair you'd expect it to the woods or something with a title like that.

[@bk7064]

@Z•A•I•N your here commenting on KZbin 🤷‍♂️

[@nicorobiniol8575]

Z•A•I•N we know damn well you have nothing to do with your life.

[@j.clementec.m.1558]

@Z•A•I•N stfu you basement dweller

[@reneebear3641]

Z•A•I•N Lmao asshole.

[@V14-h3y]

How do you know someone's been in the Marine Corp? He's gonna tell ya.

[@Robloxchat123]

that's the same thing for every branch but saying you were in the marine corps is more badass

[@TylerJordan601]

Rhinestone Cowboy it’s called marketing

[@Robloxchat123]

@@TylerJordan601 it's called no one fucking asked

[@JustXYZ13]

@Rhinestone Cowboy cringe

[@dimdimbramantyo7666]

@@TylerJordan601 hey, gotta keep the killing machine work, amirite? ;)

[@FarzanHashmi]

The video everybody watches 3-4 times a year.

[@alexanderconti521]

It's that time again.

[@edtheangler4930]

Too accurate

[@vyziw2517]

it is the time

[@carlosgutierrez2789]

Guilty!

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

AhahahahahaH, freaking exactly

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

If the outdoors is so great, why are all the bugs trying to get into my house?

[@erickomans5494]

they're just coming in to tell you how nice it is outside

[@mtemporal]

They follow the lights

[@stackindatpapa]

You need to build a wall to stop them from coming inside your house. Ps, this is a joke and not to offend anyone.

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

stackindatpapa What’s wrong with offending people? It’s practically my hobby

[@KoYoungSe]

Cuz you are greater!

[@kaiz3nberg]

“Once the dutch oven was hot, I added SOME breakfast sausage” *adds the whole darn sausage*

[@nickhammer6408]

Hell , plus a dozen eggs ? Man has a serious appetite...

[@kevino1945]

Well that's still called some sausage

[@cplcabs]

He added mince, not sausage

[@Thebiggeststepper74]

K G and a dozen eggs 🤣

[@hudsonja]

@@cplcabs it's sausage, just without the casing. Still sausage, as that's what the majority of the public knows it as and how it's advertised in the store. Would you go to Hardee's and order a mine, egg and cheese biscuit? Or a sausage, egg and cheese biscuit?

[@edhoncho157]

While watching this video my chest hair and beard grew then I became a navy seal, 4 minutes ago I was a girl named Amanda.

[@yosdoggo1886]

*Hol up*

[@slambler6702]

Now your Ed Honcho

[@volitioncvrmmxcix]

@brett shut up you sad loser, take a joke

[@crazychicken360]

@brett r/woosh

[@anemosdiary]

Yo I stg I just spit out my drink reading this. I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life

[@bish09]

Life of the Mountain Man Birth Cooks for hours Eats in a minute Death

[@sadradehbashi3598]

And enjoy that one min of eating like it's 3 hours

[@ernestoneill80]

and only took 3hrs to make heck almost lunch time now

[@JimzAuto]

Missing ‘wrestles with bear’ entrty

[@hamarzgar9960]

i eat 2 eggs for breakfast this guy uses 12 eggs as an ingridient of his breakfast

[@marcohuber7279]

I usually scramble 3 eggs for my Self, This guy eats for 4 Guys at once... crazy

[@AndrewPrater116]

Lol I usually have 6 eggs every morning

[@hamarzgar9960]

thats alot eggs lol

[@neonblack4486]

Andrew Prater can’t imagine that cholesterol

[@figurk5352]

@@neonblack4486 ????????????????????????

[@VanlifewithAlan]

Just 12 eggs? So it was more of a snack than breakfast?

[@equintrinity8678]

Don't forget the 2 whole bears.

[@U.S.A.1791]

I was wondering if he would consume all of this.

[@xx_dubailife_xxkiller6962]

Alan Heath fat ass

[@freaknasty4571]

@firmly grasp it Underrated comment. That was fuckin hilarious.

[@juantinoco4633]

Xx_Dubai life_xX killer no u

[@kronosgaming5331]

Me: KZbin:Ayo you wanna see mountain man breakfast!?

[@yaboipatrick]

*DEJA VU INTENSIFIES*

[@j2daakob]

Worth it tho

[@ll-wt9je]

Ain’t this a fucking fact

[@jeydenpou2633]

Eh fuck it sure, it looks interesting 😂😂

[@mattkarnung902]

Me: yes

[@salty_eyez6804]

Sometimes in life, we just need to slow down and grind some coffee

[@Adam666...]

And maybe smoke a little pot while we wait

[@aaron41]

And then flipping ruin it by using a percolator.

[@crossfittersareweird1037]

@@Adam666... the vid is 4:20 minutes long😂

[@RamenReignss]

@@Adam666... dangerous drugs are not cool, stop it.

[@splashkid8410]

Somehow read this as he said it

[@belarusobito3699]

Nobody: Me at 1:37 am: MOUNTAIN MAN BREAKFAST

[@mommyslilstinker]

FUCK YEAH

[@johntherock8602]

Ha 2 :26 am got em

[@adamop0863]

Bro its 1:34 am here. Thats crazy

[@holmnerd]

I hate how accurate this is...

[@rusty4224]

fuck me its almost 7am..

[@darko6899]

Him: I’m camping. **zooms out and shows that he’s actually on the side of a highway**

[@Haidar_Rafli]

That's still called camping...

[@jameshighway2308]

Haidar Rafli Well m8 imma just go outside and set up camping spot on my front yards grass. Still camping....

[@ghostreaper2978]

I prefer that camping over Modern Warfare camping

[@greg3391]

Haha..... Was thinking the same thing

[@hippityhoppity5823]

Seriously lmao

[@jonnicolmakaringe8267]

Damn if my mom caught me cooking twelve eggs....

[@bobbill3003]

Jonnicol Makaringe lmao i can relate

[@Masterdesstruct]

Lol, why they get mad at that?

[@novadark1]

Same and dope daft punk pfp

[@hecatrice2064]

@@Masterdesstruct There's this myth, that yolk causes cholesterol problems.Also 12 eggs is kinda overkill too.

[@WeedStriker]

@@hecatrice2064 it can as it has the bad kind of fat. Just eat the egg whites, it's where the protein is anyway

[@MrFREEHOLAY]

“do you like avocados on your eggs?” ever heard of a mexican??

[@JJetpack]

Yo mama

[@Operator6645]

@@JJetpack yo mama

[@strobelightgaming1559]

Ever heard of a kardashian?

[@cesarjeanlouischarlesgomzd28]

yo mama.

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

@@strobelightgaming1559 what the hell?

[@pho.phonic]

I don’t know why but watching a grown man get all his food groups while camping is great.

[@jslfcs6655]

This would have been perfect if he wasn't beside , that highway.

[@BasketballBeaner213]

I put avocado on like 75% of my food but then again I am Mexican

[@Tovenaar13]

I put chunks of it in spaghetti with marinara sauce. It's freaking good!

[@1KQ_]

Avocado is bae

[@1995Rebel]

@@Tovenaar13 not gonna lie chief. That sounds disgusting and it sounds like it would look disgusting

[@rawyouout]

Paradigm Zer0 that’s sounds nasty asfuck

[@Shadowguy456234]

In Chile it's more like 99%...

[@tardwrangler]

"Camping" >Car drives by God bless you, America

[@Gloocifer]

Don't need to be in a Nat Geo location to camp, used to camp in my backyard as a kid. The spirit is everywhere my friend.

[@EmazingGuitar]

Your house is your camping ground living in a giant global tribe

[@tardwrangler]

Yeah I usually camp in a couple of bars every night before heading home

[@kungfuman82]

@sol If I ever have a yard again (been living in apartments for a while), I'll still go out there and camp and I'm a grown-ass man. Sometimes it's just nice.

[@GigaChadL337]

+sol "The spirit is everywhere my friend" you are absolutely right, I camp all the time in CSGO

[@JBlanc56]

I come back to this video Once in a while.

[@CavemanBearPig]

Mexican families also love adding avocado. I can attest. That aside, that breakfast looks damn good.

[@Kneil-qz1xh]

CavemanBearPig we do that also in the philipines

[@JDGreen-vj7wx]

Avocados and eggs doesn't sound good, but I'd try it🤷🏾🤷🏾🤷🏾

[@EroSennin404]

Lol ...avocado enhances any food ...we eat it a lot in the Caribbean too.

[@skerrkro2952]

@Brian Rodriguez chorizo and eggs are good but here in mexico we also add avocado

[@demiurge6-]

Brian Rodriguez wrong

[@tylerprivette6036]

"Sometimes in life, we just need to slow down, and grind some coffee beans." That even SOUNDS relaxing.

[@Predator1706]

Tyler Privette what a cowboy would say

[@Mikayla_Games24]

Nothing beats the smell of fresh coffee beans

[@loafofrope4118]

High school quote

[@tham3n]

Just shut the hell up with this nonsense, what are you a pussy?

[@mruegge]

I gotta say, nothing beats a cool morning and some fresh piping hot black coffee

[@alyj8606]

"why'd you use the smoked barbecue seasoning again" "Because it was the only seasoning I had, and i like it." "Well ok then"

[@guillermogilthemessenger]

I watch this video once every two years or so. I love this video.

[@jhort100]

Habanero hot sauce for breakfast with some nice strong black coffee would have me shittin like a squished cat on the freeway. Looked damn good though, nothin like cookin in the Dutch oven and percolated coffee. Great video!

[@lmjesuschrist7450]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cloud4579]

This is the best comment on here

[@victorfaja2110]

Wow 😂😂

[@Scarz733]

Jimmy James man I know EXACTLY what you mean, but it sets you good for the day

[@CurvyTribune]

LMFAO

[@TheeFoolishNoob]

I'm from Texas, and I never heard of avocado on eggs. but not gonna lie, sounds pretty decent if you ask me.

[@freedomwoodgasandoffgridin8925]

I'm from Mi. never heard of avocado on eggs either, I like avocados, and I like eggs. Why not??!

[@roccop3760]

The Foolish Noob there’s such an excess of avocados here and it’s quite nutritious and works well with eggs in the morning

[@shannoko]

Texas boy here, never heard of damn avocado but hot sauce is damn important. Also would have preferred pure beef instead of sausage and some cayenne with the bbq seasoning.

[@TheeFoolishNoob]

@@shannoko Word.

[@freedomwoodgasandoffgridin8925]

where you been?? you never heard of avocado. get your head out where its been, your missen out!!

[@NOWrunAMOK]

In a few hours, takes a mountain man dump!!! ....and why is your camp site next to a busy highway?

[@dirtydan698]

The freeway is California's wildlife preserve

[@TheRealSandorClegane]

Hours? Try minutes bruh

[@Xia-hu]

@@TheRealSandorClegane coffee makes me go to the toilet roughly 20 minutes after consumption. For this reason, if I need to travel in the morning, I will avoid drinking coffee :D

[@WiSMs]

He's not really a mountain man. He's a youtuber that eats avocados.

[@Jerrysis]

thats Murica

[@TheBanditKingKir]

I need to stop watching delicious cooking videos at midnight and instead watch them in the morning when I can actually cook something.

[@spartan113ish]

Who's your favourite character from Star Wars? 0:00

[@marktwane6195]

Get out

[@hamsandwich2177]

Mark Twane no no let him stay

[@zt8003]

No no he’s got a point

[@sgtkillgore]

The likes better stayz at 420

[@FiveFourOne87l1]

Lmao

[@prfidcord7785]

And that's just the damn breakfast, imagine what he eats on lunch

[@Melonese]

Yo mama

[@legomasterrupublicattack6281]

Yo mama

[@simonradowitzky7395]

Yo mama

[@gravetree0720]

Yo mama

[@WackoHumor]

Joe mama

[@projectluraz5745]

*Puts avocado On Eggs* *Is this a California thing?* *Me somewhere in georgia* *Eating Egg with an Avocado* Perhaps

[@boisthap9763]

The Good Puppet CT here 😂

[@blueberry_ghoul_repaints]

Me somewhere in Russia

[@projectluraz5745]

Beautiful

[@johnodonnell1222]

Do you like damon albarn?

[@Nexis1701]

I've never even eaten an avocado.. am I weird now?

[@Berserkeroffroad]

"With no electricity" Uses a spark to start the fire.

[@philipslone3059]

Please be joking

[@Berserkeroffroad]

@@philipslone3059 I'm being facetious. Trigger lighters use a spark of electricity to ignite the gas.

[@abdullahal-shimri3091]

You can also make spark by hitting rocks together r

[@ButtChugDoug66]

@@abdullahal-shimri3091 no

[@vegasjill21]

He has LOOOOOONG extention cord for that 'spark'. 😂🤣😃😄😅😆😂😃😉😁

[@DojCity]

This isn’t about lifting, it isn’t about nutrition, it’s just a cooking video. But we all still watch it, because you just make good videos, man.

[@gandalfthegreen7940]

"I sprinkled on more of that smoked barbecue seasoning from the night before because it was the only seasoning I packed. And I like it." This man outdoors.

[@marcusquintanilla7131]

As a Mexican Texan, I do love to have avocado with my eggs once in awhile

[@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672]

Maldición guácala wey es en serio?

[@OvergrownWithTheMoss]

Yes sir

[@OvergrownWithTheMoss]

@@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672 You don't know what's good bro

[@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672]

Carlos Lopez huevos con guacamole no combinan

[@OvergrownWithTheMoss]

@@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672 Wrong 😬

[@msleesworld6719]

That breakfast looks amazing! This took me back to our old camping days! Thank you and Blessings, Lee

[@strawberrysundaes]

I don't know why this was recommended to me, but it looks delicious.

[@Acco177]

Hana Song I was watching a vegan vs dairy farmer video and this showed up, lol. 😂😂

[@nickdabs5553]

same lol

[@morningcoffeeOW]

U look delicious

[@xCOBRAxVENOMx]

Lmao😅

[@d.t.w1390]

KZbin recommend us to cook i think

[@ducks7015]

This is the type of people that will survive the apocalypse... I'm still not about to leave my room and computer thanks

[@Percpopper69]

Ducks hahaha same

[@bignook7168]

Good luck in life bro, its gonna fuck you in the ass with that kind of attitude

[@4321hubel]

What has this to do with surviving?

[@codyt8541]

All he did was cook store bought food outside hahaha

[@Chopstorm.]

@@codyt8541 lol I was going to say, he certainly didnt hunt that Jimmy Dean sausage.

[@blakeuribe8506]

Talk about outdoors and shit, literally a highway right by him

[@18wheeler57]

The highway is still outside 😎

[@Cornholio8787]

outdoors is not inside a building

[@verisimilitudeteller]

@@Cornholio8787 Then atop a roof in NYC is "the outdoors" as well?

[@AImighty]

Fake it till you make it

[@Samuel-zo2rc]

Christopher Snow It literally is.

[@rmd8873]

"Slow down and grind some coffee beans!" Great advice for 2020.

[@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius]

Fer 2021 too ...

[@kaneki467]

“Don’t forgot the hot sauce too “ “..mmmmmmmm”

[@cj4x264]

Kaneki i saw this comment as he was saying with literal 100% perfect timing 🤣🤣

[@sociosanch3748]

He knows what's up.

[@DarkLumina]

>Lots of food >Video is 4:20 I see what you did, you ain't slick!

[@Andy-wf9yn]

DarKLumina - EAG nice

[@domosrage5434]

He IS from Cali

[@InefableTheo]

This is so macho. I feel like a little girl now.

[@Niklas23_12]

This is so macho.I feel likes now.

[@sebastianhelm1718]

This is so macho, I have feelings now.

[@logan2669]

He's camping by a well populated road with what looks to be a bus or ambulance driving by, then puts avocado on his egg breakfast. Least macho thing I've seen.

[@takingnone1780]

This macho is so. Little girls feel.

[@Guerrilla727]

I guarantee he doesnt feel macho doing an hours worth of clean up after this breakfast

[@sheepdawg6946]

Made this with moose sausage and it was a huge success with my family. I did add roasted pine nuts to the mix as well. Definately a repeat meal for us.

[@bluetoad2001]

pretty easy recipe but looks real good. thanks for posting

[@MrLinuxify]

Love eating my scorched eggs on the side of the highway "Mountain man" Side of the highway with all store bought products

[@pkj4173]

burn the eggs and go ???%

[@James-si6hc]

If he was being an actual mountain man he would make the same meal but most the ingredients would be from his own personal chickens and or hunting and farming, not much real difference here

[@MrLinuxify]

@@James-si6hc huge difference living in the mountains where each store is 45 minutes away vs a park bench on the side of a major road with McDonald's 2 minutes away next to a Walmart.

[@James-si6hc]

@@MrLinuxify Okay so, what you are doing is factoring in random things which don't matter, I'm talking about the fact that this is technically still a mountain man diet despite wherever he got the ingredients, even if he didn't get them from the store the meal would still be the same, you put obvious sarcasm on 'Mountain man' and that's what I was referring to, capisce?

[@MrLinuxify]

@@James-si6hc I'm saying. Mountain men don't cook like this. This is camping style. I live near Mount Elbert. Not one person cooks this way. We do have stoves. But not highways next to our homes.

[@sly6784]

in Australia your considered weird for not having avocardo with you eggs

[@patricksims4607]

Most folks in the US dont do this I'd never heard of it till this video actually..

[@Artix902]

In Melbourne maybe. Avocado is expensive.

[@j.clementec.m.1558]

@@patricksims4607 in California and I think other southwestern states this is very much a common thing

[@patricksims4607]

@@j.clementec.m.1558 in the southwest I can imagine. I'm from the southeast I like avocado just had never heard of it being on eggs lol

[@kawardt6784]

@Deception When I was a kid I hated your profile picture's show and now your profile picture just made it worst for me hahha is creepy af

[@kxry4679]

That’s my favorite hour sauce ever. Such a wonderful heat and great taste!!

[@xcofcd]

Drinking morning coffee from a German beer jug, really nice

[@ve6009]

You know it's German when the mug is white and has pictures of little cute cottages.

[@aS-df8zj]

Expect the ceramic to keep the coffee as hot, as it it keeps the beer cold ;) Still, it looks strange to me.....like Germans use their whisky glasses for apple juice and soda... Greetings from a cozy cottage in Germany, woken by the rooster......06.40 a.m., time for breakfast!

[@itxcrystalol]

*when you realize this video is 4 mins and 20 seconds long*

[@ohyeahyeah2241]

A Crafty Boi 2:45 POT

[@julioselitetraining]

A Crafty Boi he is from California

[@stu2729]

CHEEEEWEEEEE!

[@shenziszn2100]

Why this is in my recommended... I will never know. Am I happy I watched this? 1000000%

[@shawnyfin]

That should make you trust the internet less - not more.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@shenziszn2100]

Red Dead Christine not dead yet so can’t complain 😂😂😂

[@3totoone]

New to all things dutch oven here, and you will never know just how much I appreciate the simplicity of this recipe and your explanation of how to get it done. Thank You!

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

I feel like Alan eats about 12 times a day

[@benmoyer3606]

Blinky Pinky Inky and Clyde have you seen his full days of eating?

[@luthientinuvel4681]

A real-life Gaston.

[@bmstylee]

Blinky Pinky Inky and Clyde wouldn't be surprised if he did. I have breakfast, lunch, and dinner and a few snacks throughout the day.

[@Barkotek]

That would be about 144 eggs

[@ichoosemysanity6467]

Barkotek 😂😂

[@Brian-dd2df]

Took inspiration from this and made everything except for the avocado, because I didn't have any, and the hot sauce. Turned it into a burrito. The pork sausage with the green pepper and onion is a really good combo. Just found my Saturday morning staple.

[@vonwaq]

No one: Californians: *Adds avocado to everything*

[@datapatch7381]

You forgot but them mexicanos

[@KazzForTheOneTime]

Except on pizza and hotdogs

[@jesuscarrillo8890]

Avocados are bomb af

[@franciscojuarez3066]

Datapatch no cap Mexicans been putting it on before white people even knew it existed

[@ricardowilburnsanchez3448]

@@datapatch7381 I'm Mexican and of course we put avocado and lemon in almost everything

[@theodoresprague1697]

Came for the beard, stayed for the food. What a man. Respect!

[@iiiiii8522]

What kind of sick freak uploads a video 4:19 in length...

[@kamikaze6198]

4:20 to fit in with the internet rule of trend

[@birchberry9354]

Cezar's Palace I see a disgusting computer user

[@birchberry9354]

Mobile gang unite

[@_Rine]

It shows 4:20 tho

[@mundane3809]

a guy who cooks 12 eggs at once

[@spencermariano8454]

Alan is thicker than a snickers

[@danger_technical]

spencer mariano thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Instant, now, because it's quicker

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

That means dumb in England. Meany.

[@ruub8607]

spencer mariano forreal i saw that side shot and it gave me and my nuts a fat fuckin boner

[@rmefail]

spencer mariano pause.

[@20yearsago88]

spencer mariano ...Ease up brah...

[@nolangimpel39]

I bet if you added some whole milk to those eggs while they are cooking it would be nice 'n fluffy, which I hear is how those mountain men like 'em.

[@edwardsanchez3708]

I've been in the desrt at NTC with the army training 30 days now. I haven't had homemade food fast food beer/alcohol the entire time. I'm now dreaming of beer and fast food every time i go to sleep and now im watching videos like this. I fly home tomorrow Ill be hitting 20 years in 2 months don't know how I made it through 3 year long deployments and hundreds of field exercises lol

[@mikekang541]

Looks tasty but I don't understand why they call this the Mountain man breakfast. It uses all the ingredients of farming. Not hunting and foraging.

[@michaeljames33xx]

@joelabo he's a fake and frauge he buys all his food from Walmart and only wants money from KZbin

[@Jerrysis]

@@michaeljames33xx because wanting money is so weird and nobody normal wants that, right?

[@MrPWAH]

@@michaeljames33xx Did he say anywhere that he didn't get stuff from Walmart? How does that make him a fraud?

[@michaeljames33xx]

@@MrPWAH I'll figure way out to make videos to get money to watch 😁

[@RobotHunter1234]

You’ve never been egg hunting before?

[@MountainDewGirl]

"Sniffs the air" The outdoors you gotta love it .. Walks back in the house and sits down watching TV and on my phone watching this

[@EarlyGoesHollywood]

that bamberg Bierhumpen as a coffe cup is classy lol

[@pjh2331]

This looks amazing, AND the yucateco at the end! Perfection.

[@LakayFTW]

Is from California but has a Mug from Bamberg Germany is everywhere

[@LakayFTW]

@Lake Sublime Hoffen wir einfach mal, dass es nicht dazu kommt 😂 Wir wissen ja, was das letzte mal passiert ist

[@LakayFTW]

@Lake Sublime Ich bin ehrlich. Ich hab da nicht viel Ahnung von. Nur hätte ich nicht lust auf solch ein Szenario

[@cipherthedemonlord8057]

Well the Germans are the masters after all and have great everything.

[@christiankarl3496]

@ Greetings from the Upper Palatinate to California :) and yeah you're right Bamberg is a really beautiful city

[@rubenestrada1897]

Marine here 0313 stationed at 29 palms Cco 3rd lai. Saw mug from Bamberg, and oh shit I did 3 years prior to that Army. Stationed at Bamberg C co 1/52 inf. 👍🏽

[@kingtmv805]

Nobody realize how long this video last

[@obi-wankenobi9871]

its 4:19 though

[@kingtmv805]

KZbin User it says 4:20

[@sideflip2041]

*Insert some random mlg stuffs*

[@k-807]

Lol I did..

[@ALEX-wx9sh]

*David dobrik*

[@gpcaraudio]

I'll have to try the dutch oven with charcoal next time instead of farts

[@kushpaladin300]

lol love your videos

[@LuccianoNova]

Dude I’m stoned right now. This just made me laugh. Thank you.

[@gpcaraudio]

@@LuccianoNova 😂😂😂😂

[@gpcaraudio]

@@LuccianoNova i dont even remember leaving this comment. This is awesome

[@hmuz8388]

@@gpcaraudio the Dutch oven will ask you to have some god damn faith cause he has a plan for your meals...

[@henriqueribeiro8167]

This is the best Video I have ever seen. Beard guy cooks 12 eggs and a whole packet of sausage meat for breakfast, says the other marines made fun of his avocado in the eggs like it's a puzzle for you to crack. Best ever man

[@Saku19]

And always remember....EAT UNTAMED!!

[@michaelprays4you417]

Saku19 that’s what she said 😏

[@xanny650]

@@michaelprays4you417 what do you mean brother

[@lillykent6563]

There was still more avocado you didn't use... X(

[@ChonkyMonkey1]

So infuriating

[@vrsce0178]

@@ChonkyMonkey1 This is God Damn Merica!

[@Jerrysis]

@@ChonkyMonkey1 thats mfcking murica, dickhead

[@mwnciboo]

Fuck the avocados any health benefit it might bring was wiped out by 12 eggs.

[@krieggilthunder4772]

mwnciboo pork sausage is good too

[@IAMMRON]

every once in a while i come back to this vid cause your voice n the music ahaha

[@smokeypuppy417]

I would need to be chopping wood all day, hiking, and building a log cabin if I was going to eat that much.

[@mysltical666]

well im sure he made the portion size big to look good in the video. Looks good tho

[@tobyflenderson892]

@Tw3aking Pigeon congratulations?

[@VivisSymphony]

@Tw3aking Pigeon The little 4oz steaks don't count

[@reezis1619]

@@mysltical666 No he actually eats that much, he is a powerlifter/strongman

[@jonniliquid9248]

As soon as the vid ended Dr. Squatch Soap commercial came on😂😂😂

[@jackburgoyne8169]

"Here in my garage" man for me lol

[@derekherrick400]

I will be picking up a dutch oven and doing this. Thanks. And thanks for your service

[@JuhQman]

Man, one avocado, 4 fried eggs with as much of runny yoke as possible and some sriracha sauce. That's the food of gods! From Finland

[@Mattsstill]

OK - heading your way for breakfast!

[@Finite121]

How can you have a fried egg AND runny yoke?

[@youtubeuser206]

over easy or sunny side up. i prefer over easy. and its called rooster sauce.

[@JuhQman]

Yeah, what s/he said. Fry until the white has solidified and there'll still be some runny yoke in there.

[@djangodoescomputer]

over easy :little butter or other oil in nonstick pan, break in the egg, Cook it til the white solidifies, (opt: add a little black pepper but dont put in salt til the white fully solidifies)) and then flip it just once and take it off within a minute depending how runny you like your yolk. try not to break the yolk until youre eating it.

[@havocproltd]

O MY GOD!!!! Your coffee stein is from Bamberg, Germany!!! That's a picture of the famous Rathaus, with the leg sticking out of the wall!!! I was stationed there '84 - 85. When it was WEST Germany! 2/78th FA Semel et Simul! Tommy Franks was my CO for about 2 weeks!!

[@argos1275]

I have no idea why this is so satisfying to watch

[@odin2131]

Being from South Carolina, avocado in the morning with breakfast is the best thing ever.

[@matiasgutierrez435]

Mountain man but with store bought charcoal n out the package food more like suburban pirate lol

[@Inconspicuous-Gnome]

Lol what?

[@dnomaid2750]

Suburban pirate? Hmm sounds like a Twitch streamer

[@daniellecroy5061]

What You Egg who camps beside a busy highway, in the middle of nowhere. Also “mountain man” looks pretty flat to me. 3:20

[@devams1]

He should've hunted the wild breakfast sausage and coffee like a man.

[@ve6009]

"Suburban pirate" lmao

[@passbyisaac]

I’ve never heard of a mountain man that eats avocado

[@amordeweso]

I’m from Texas an I love avocado 🥑 on my eggs an pretty much everything burger 🍔 sandwiches 🥪

[@jamothegreat6052]

Thays because your a real man.👍

[@juniorruiz3078]

I mean that's how we do it in Texas !

[@mylesanderson2861]

I am in Texas yep Avocados are lit just hate when they ruin it with too MUCH garlic and lemon

[@overdose956]

Yup! Even with chips lol

[@fatidicusaeternus6498]

Mexicans be like

[@colortempo4516]

I don't understand, Does a mountain man breakfast *BESIDES THE HIGHWAY*

[@darbydischord2908]

Sure, why not

[@mwnciboo]

@@darbydischord2908 The choking effects of Diesel adds to the flavour does it? FML.

[@calebn618]

I was gonna say nothing says mountain man like sausage from a tube

[@The40Glock1]

This breakfast looks amazing and then the avocado and the yucatan habanero sauce wow niiice

[@steelsteez6118]

It took me 3 years to find this gem... This looks soooooo good

[@NonApplicable1983]

Mountain man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Mountain man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

[@mrred773]

This made me want to listen to Ocean Man. Thanks.

[@lukef2945]

Nothing says camping ain’t perfect like traffic rushing behind ya, but hey whatever works

[@jdlangley6864]

Avocado goes on everything. East coast here

[@Worlds.Strongest.Mauro10]

JD Langley Yeah I put some on my water

[@ichoosemysanity6467]

Wow I am from South and love avocado with chili paste salt and pepper

[@earthclad6833]

Let me guess, you live up north?

[@daxstarwind1760]

Mauro Ro You get it 😂😂😂

[@nickc6842]

I hate avocado but guacamole is good in burritos

[@saintalfonzo999]

Holy shit dude that looks delicious. Back in college I made something similar, only difference really was I used corned beef instead of sausage.

[@chrisucl]

Yeah we call that a hash in England

[@PaoloPinkel69420]

>No electricity >Uses electric lighter

[@andreadams6115]

Stupid lighters use charcoal not electricity *DUMMIE*

[@emansol9588]

That was a gas lighter.

[@PaoloPinkel69420]

@@emansol9588 guess how the gas is ignited

[@LordDragonZord]

@@PaoloPinkel69420 I think what he means is that there are no electrical appliances or anything that uses a battery. Still, BBQ lighters use sparks to light the gas that are from pressure. No battery is there (yes, the spark is made from moving electrons, but that's clearly not what he means by no electricity).

[@legotoolboxtheepic202]

I dont think you know how lighters work.

[@timlevis3630]

OOH-RAH!,best part of being in the Marines was meeting people from all over the country.

[@tomiyu2297]

Your pfp damn near gave me a heart attack

[@cplcabs]

You don't need to join the marines to meet people from all over the country. just do a bit of travelling.

[@cplcabs]

@Roy Vice fair point

[@45acpP90]

Avacado on eggs is great I've done it since I was a kid.👍

[@animal937]

I like avocado on damn near everything.

[@michaelgonzalez7500]

Mountain man..... Cooks near an open road. lol

[@nguyenhiep7804]

This vid is 4:20 *Perfect Balance As All Things Should Be*

[@medievalshadows2836]

Your a bitch

[@babyjesusx831x8]

Your a bitch

[@jash2091]

You're* a bitch

[@lucid6958]

Your a bitch

[@erzio32]

Your a Bitch

[@big5th159]

I don’t know why this was recommended but I likey!

[@compyt8112]

lmao your user and profile pic was my face as to why this was in my recommendations

[@bazingamanasmr5344]

Thx anon

[@BBBCanada1]

That looked delish...but just those few words inspired me about the outdoors-"Camping isn’t perfect." Camping is meant to get you out of the comfort zone.

[@deltafox399j]

Title called mountain man breakfast. >breaks open store bought sausage

[@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907]

"Sorry guys gotta stop the recording and go kill a boar for some sausage"

[@jamielukens9810]

Great looking breakfast! (Also noticed the Bamberg beer stein I was there in the army 1995-97 👏

[@Treiunrey]

I thought it was really mountain-ish breakfast. But this is just a backyard breakfast.

[@imbait9040]

@paru paro You can't eat rocks, dumbass

[@CyberDragonis]

I'm bait r/woosh

[@Samuel-zo2rc]

I'm bait People taking the bait in 2019. Lmao

[@desshiwaza4065]

People got baited by the person who was pretending to be baited lmao

[@imbait9040]

@@desshiwaza4065 It's a vicious cycle

[@jeffreysampson2518]

Love the Bamberg mug! I had a blast over there!