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Major Payne - Grenade Training: Major Payne (Damon Wayans) breaks in his new cadets.
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Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea how to cope in everyday civilian life. Fortunately, before he completely breaks down, Payne finds his way back into a military capacity at Madison Preparatory School, leading a group of misfit JROTC students who don't want to be led. Whipping these kids into shape might be his toughest battle yet.
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TM & © Universal (1995)
Cast: Andrew Harrison Leeds, Damien Wayans, Damon Wayans, Joda Blare-Hershman, Orlando Brown, R. Stephen Wiles, Steven Martini
Director: Nick Castle
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@alexander_martinez6084
@alexander_martinez6084 4 жыл бұрын
The fact he had a grenade in his pocket though 😂
@SkodzGaming
@SkodzGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander_martinez you never know 😆
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 4 жыл бұрын
Next best thing after a Swiss army knife.
@TyonKree
@TyonKree 4 жыл бұрын
Where else was he supposed to have it?
@alexander_martinez6084
@alexander_martinez6084 4 жыл бұрын
Blackout I don’t know anywhere away from the school??? 😂
@KWillo
@KWillo 3 жыл бұрын
@David Hacking-Bonilla He was a marine after all. 🤷🏿‍♂️😂
@PACNYY
@PACNYY 4 жыл бұрын
"WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW!!!??" 😂😂😂
@justthisguy1948
@justthisguy1948 4 жыл бұрын
MRTUPAC 28 you hold it maggot or else I’ll break it off and kick it around on the ground
@ET-Wonder1
@ET-Wonder1 4 жыл бұрын
Answer: Alex Stone hehehehe
@chrisflynn2006
@chrisflynn2006 4 жыл бұрын
Try the captions "move the lemon now"
3 жыл бұрын
Hee hee hee hee~
@RottedLimb
@RottedLimb 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly not the Grenade
@Tcs3858
@Tcs3858 3 жыл бұрын
“You get your fat body over that wall.” “You get your fat pork chop body over that “You shut up!” One of my favorite scenes
@Suisfonia
@Suisfonia 3 жыл бұрын
To bad in this day and age, drill sergeants can't say that otherwise it's considered "fat shaming" (rolls eyes)
@Halloyaw11
@Halloyaw11 3 жыл бұрын
@@Suisfonia Not so for DIs, Marines are still holding out far as I know.
@Suisfonia
@Suisfonia 3 жыл бұрын
@@Halloyaw11 That's good.
@JediOfTheRepublic
@JediOfTheRepublic 3 жыл бұрын
Even as a kid, that dudes voice is annoying. He sounds like an old lady that smokes 5 packs a day.
@theburgernoder2441
@theburgernoder2441 3 жыл бұрын
@@Suisfonia they call it “Fatphobia” now
@TheBurn65
@TheBurn65 3 жыл бұрын
“This place is unacceptable” Major Payne: then you will become plant
@TheBurn65
@TheBurn65 3 жыл бұрын
Pointl Ess dang. I was commenting that really late last night so I made a mistake. Thanks for the heads up. Usually not so dumb 😂
@pointless132
@pointless132 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBurn65 lol, i get ya. I got rid of the evidence
@naeem.a3984
@naeem.a3984 3 жыл бұрын
Pointl Ess no u didn’t lmao jkjk
@zikonrokarminrot636
@zikonrokarminrot636 3 жыл бұрын
They really cant be mad at Alex for speaking up to majorPayne. Cuz all went 'yeah' very slyly as soon as he said it so. They got no right to be mad at him .
@zikonrokarminrot636
@zikonrokarminrot636 3 жыл бұрын
I actually wondered why the geande didnt go off in major Payne hand. Then just now I realised that his finger was keeping the other piece/I forget what its called/ from moving, so that piece didnt ignite it. So it didnt blow until he threw it.
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 3 жыл бұрын
Looking at the barracks: doesn't look that bad, it's got beds and electricity. Good enough for me.
@swissusmc2172
@swissusmc2172 3 жыл бұрын
Nah dude not all barracks do lmao
@maxinandreactin6899
@maxinandreactin6899 3 жыл бұрын
Works for me
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 3 жыл бұрын
@@swissusmc2172 depends on where you've been.
@mrhoncel43
@mrhoncel43 3 жыл бұрын
@Swiss Rangel when did he say all barracks do?
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrhoncel43 he's just trying to show off his salt.
@pinoyguy75
@pinoyguy75 4 жыл бұрын
I've never noticed before that he tips his hat and lets all the water slide off right when he says "Slippery..."
@darrylruiz1618
@darrylruiz1618 4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that as well 😂😂😂👍👍👍
@iambutafish
@iambutafish 4 жыл бұрын
Me neither! I just noticed that and I watched this a few times! LOL!!!
@erikthomsen4768
@erikthomsen4768 4 жыл бұрын
Cannot on see what I have seen. This movie never stops to amazes me.
@erichardnett9394
@erichardnett9394 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely a nice touch
@MrMarmaduke09
@MrMarmaduke09 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I never noticed that either until I read this comment.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
This film is a classic, absolutely hilarious
@jordancrooks6752
@jordancrooks6752 4 жыл бұрын
Wait how old are you man
@Delsin42
@Delsin42 4 жыл бұрын
@@jordancrooks6752 he probably 28
@dalemuch9118
@dalemuch9118 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely love this movie a lot definitely one of my top movies of all time Damon wayans is awesome
@jordancrooks6752
@jordancrooks6752 4 жыл бұрын
@@Delsin42 probably
@saintjerry8168
@saintjerry8168 4 жыл бұрын
Yed
@Buffeddust
@Buffeddust 4 жыл бұрын
"You think Charlie cares anything about slippery, all he knows is slit your throat!" So damn funny!
@arnoldolivarez948
@arnoldolivarez948 4 жыл бұрын
Pulls the pin out of the grenade It is now !
@iambutafish
@iambutafish 4 жыл бұрын
The way the water pours out of his hat! LOL
@christopherthrawn7541
@christopherthrawn7541 4 жыл бұрын
This is comedy. Political correctness go to hell.
@tjprptchable
@tjprptchable 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@fnurglewitz
@fnurglewitz 4 жыл бұрын
@Hoàng Nguyên he's named Nguyen, 99.999999% chances he's from Vietnam
@rathernotsay5200
@rathernotsay5200 2 жыл бұрын
2:30 I like that Alex, even at this stage, still had leadership traits(letting the team lean on him).
@cartoonmaster2401
@cartoonmaster2401 2 жыл бұрын
And how independent Tiger is by himself, not needing anyone to lean on.
@limitless_j
@limitless_j Жыл бұрын
less leadership, more like the rest just look up to him or depend on him
@waleuska
@waleuska Жыл бұрын
@@limitless_j yeah the definition of a leader.
@limitless_j
@limitless_j Жыл бұрын
@@waleuska not. Hes just the oldest one, ofc they look up to him. If anything it means he has a responsibility to them, but he doesnt lead them
@MangaSlayer102
@MangaSlayer102 Жыл бұрын
He always tried to stick up for the others Payne saw his potential and wanted to bring it out
@James-qn3wi
@James-qn3wi 4 жыл бұрын
"WHO'S THE DUMMEH NOW?!" Gets me every single time. 😂
@johnnymarshall9275
@johnnymarshall9275 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jarrodskufcagaming5203
@jarrodskufcagaming5203 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnymarshall9275 he turned that kid into a dummy. XD
@unnamed715
@unnamed715 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 I'm surprised it took him that long to finally tell that kid to shut the hell up 😂
@johnnymarshall9275
@johnnymarshall9275 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aliostrowski1935
@aliostrowski1935 2 жыл бұрын
I would've done it sooner
@Eljefe5948
@Eljefe5948 Жыл бұрын
kid was annoying as hell. punch him in the face
@aliostrowski1935
@aliostrowski1935 10 ай бұрын
And made him run the obstacle course
@sha11235
@sha11235 7 ай бұрын
@@aliostrowski1935 I think he just ran it out of fear of the grenade.
@rydencyborg5396
@rydencyborg5396 3 жыл бұрын
1:01 Nothing good ever happens when a Drill Sergeant makes that face
@No_Cap_Asian
@No_Cap_Asian Жыл бұрын
But isn't Major Payne a Marine though?
@BlackBlood297
@BlackBlood297 Жыл бұрын
"Drill Instructor"
@vworldgaming
@vworldgaming 7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@AutoRevLife
@AutoRevLife Ай бұрын
The way his eyes light up. You know he's going to show them some...pain 😂
@sirarnie9837
@sirarnie9837 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this movie is 25 years old. I'd watch this all the time when I was a kid. It partly inspired me to join the military.
@millerpg447
@millerpg447 2 жыл бұрын
Dude out went to school there and I was talked to just like that I'm 39 . The movie was filmed while I was there but during the summer
@Ryong84
@Ryong84 2 жыл бұрын
sadly movies like these won't be made today as evrones fifi's would be hurt
@thomasbarker2888
@thomasbarker2888 2 жыл бұрын
To quote major payne: "Really"?
@FitnessConnect
@FitnessConnect 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ryong84 Exactly. I was thinking the same thing. Sad
@commenter621
@commenter621 10 ай бұрын
That looks like hell out there you must be crazy😂
@xzardas541
@xzardas541 4 жыл бұрын
2:50 Pulling pin with your teeth... Well, this explains how he got the gold ones.
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 4 жыл бұрын
for real. movies never get how hard it is to pull it out lmfao
@stevenjones6744
@stevenjones6744 2 ай бұрын
@@Mikey-ym6ok even harder now, with all the extra safeties. although he could have prepped it beforehand... but still with your teeth is next to impossible
@yoshimina4551
@yoshimina4551 4 жыл бұрын
"But it's not a life or death situation!!" *it is now*
@Kidjplee402
@Kidjplee402 4 жыл бұрын
1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi
@chris5146
@chris5146 4 жыл бұрын
Dksksososososososososososossosososososwowowowowososowooowwowowooowsoaosoaoso🌘🐦🍊💌🗨️💬
@aaronhotchner7633
@aaronhotchner7633 4 жыл бұрын
It's just A dummy Grenade
@aaronhotchner7633
@aaronhotchner7633 4 жыл бұрын
Who's The Dummy Now?
@Abrxas01
@Abrxas01 4 жыл бұрын
Now we know how Maj Payne got that gold tooth..... don't EVER try to pull the safety pin on a grenade with your teeth, unless you just really want some dental work.
@PsychoJXS1
@PsychoJXS1 4 жыл бұрын
This movie was so good, it deserves a part 2.
@futureflash6331
@futureflash6331 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me they'd ruin it I guarantee it
@PsychoJXS1
@PsychoJXS1 4 жыл бұрын
You sure about that? I was thinking about the next Movie Title. They should call it: Major Payne: Payne and Discipline. Plot: Major Payne has to reform 10 different gang adolescent teens as their mentor in a group home.
@futureflash6331
@futureflash6331 4 жыл бұрын
@@PsychoJXS1 don't get me wrong fans of the 1st movie could make something spectacular I won't even argue I even agree with you there but have you seen the garbage Hollywood has been spitting out recently they spit in the face of the original works to make cash grabs
@PsychoJXS1
@PsychoJXS1 4 жыл бұрын
You know let's you and I make a pact. If one of us ever becomes famous, let's find each other and star in a series or movie together and see if your theory is accurate.
@futureflash6331
@futureflash6331 4 жыл бұрын
@@PsychoJXS1 lol man you got yourself a deal
@peeeepthis
@peeeepthis 4 жыл бұрын
1:42 I've got sympathy for the guy using pen and paper in a storm
@ditto9300
@ditto9300 3 жыл бұрын
We have pens that allow us to write in the rain like when we are in the field, or something. They are conveniently called Write in the Rain pens.
@mrlordvenom6664
@mrlordvenom6664 3 жыл бұрын
And what bout the paper how wouldn’t it rip ?
@luhedi6303
@luhedi6303 3 жыл бұрын
Aniquin I just learned something new today.
@ahmadandrian906
@ahmadandrian906 3 жыл бұрын
@Aniquin now that was a knowledge that I didn't learn from school.
@clonetrooperpostorder6669
@clonetrooperpostorder6669 3 жыл бұрын
We all know a blue falcon
@ihatefacebook31184
@ihatefacebook31184 3 жыл бұрын
Payne not reacting to the explosion behind them, I gotta admit that's pretty badass
@robotnikcentric64
@robotnikcentric64 2 жыл бұрын
3:05
@bobaf15
@bobaf15 2 жыл бұрын
He’s got bad ears
@boredstudent
@boredstudent 2 жыл бұрын
As Bryan Cranston once said. Or was it Vince Gilligan: cool guys don't look at explosions
@dragoninthewest1
@dragoninthewest1 2 жыл бұрын
Cool guys don't look at explosions
@getmepaid2day653
@getmepaid2day653 2 жыл бұрын
@@dragoninthewest1 Jiren Approves this message
@instaspy509
@instaspy509 3 жыл бұрын
i am so proud of the era i grew up in cause these movies are the type one could never get bored of.
@topher3127
@topher3127 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, didn't worry about hurting anyones feelings. OMG! Or follow any PC guidelines, making sure certain people were properly represented. Crist. Just a good, comedic movie, with a good story, that you can watch many times over.
@lkvideos7181
@lkvideos7181 3 жыл бұрын
"That's just a dummy grenade ..." [The Grenade didn't like that]
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 3 жыл бұрын
It was a dummy. He just threw it on a landmine he had planted there earlier. Would you put it past him to do that? He wouldn't actually endanger the boys, but he would scare the daylights outta them!
@ClayandPapyrus
@ClayandPapyrus 3 жыл бұрын
tenhirankei have you seen major payne he doesn’t care about the kids as long as they ain’t dead
@ltjerryl
@ltjerryl 3 жыл бұрын
*Who's* *The* *Dummy* *Now*
@dalebob895
@dalebob895 3 жыл бұрын
@@tenhirankei I agree as when he pulls it out you can see blue on the grenade and that’s usually the color to indicate a training grenade/dud
@Kyle_Da_Frog
@Kyle_Da_Frog 3 жыл бұрын
@@dalebob895 it’s a movie not a documentary
@mellowlorenzo1928
@mellowlorenzo1928 3 жыл бұрын
Payne:”Tomorrow ladies we gunna start the “hard” stuff” *Pause*
@jaimerego4918
@jaimerego4918 9 ай бұрын
The Brussels Sprout always gets me! 😂😂😂
@jordanwhite8099
@jordanwhite8099 4 жыл бұрын
1:55 Hey Dumbo, u should be able to fly through those tubes with them bigass ears! Oh my god thats too hilarious
@megandunklin6147
@megandunklin6147 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Dumbo fly baby fly
@SSJ2Phenom
@SSJ2Phenom 3 жыл бұрын
@@megandunklin6147 My God that kids voice was annoying. They must've got him right as he was going through puberty.
@anidiot4558
@anidiot4558 3 жыл бұрын
@@SSJ2Phenom maybe they did it on purpose
@KungLao-gm7hc
@KungLao-gm7hc 2 жыл бұрын
@@anidiot4558 HEY WILLIAM, YOU TELL MARLENE MATLIN'S SON, IF HE DON'T GET ACROSS THAT ROPE, IMMA HANG EM WITH IT.
@ApocGuy
@ApocGuy 2 жыл бұрын
now imagine trying to shoot movie like this in last couple of years.... political correctness destroyed everything.
@galaxyguard6697
@galaxyguard6697 4 жыл бұрын
"Sir I think I speak for everyone when I say this is unacceptable" Me: Hahahahahaha oh gawd why did you think that was a good idea
@cristianestrada5381
@cristianestrada5381 3 жыл бұрын
Because the writers deemed it so?
@DarthDestructusTheSithLord
@DarthDestructusTheSithLord 3 жыл бұрын
Rrreally?
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 Жыл бұрын
Love my barracks night and day!
@Steveman27
@Steveman27 Жыл бұрын
What would you have said? I don't think Major Payne would like it either.
@Steveman27
@Steveman27 Жыл бұрын
@@Jarock316 Do you own barracks?
@Darth_Malgus_21
@Darth_Malgus_21 3 жыл бұрын
Dude: It's just a dummy grenade! Grenade.: KABOOM!! Major Payne: Who's the dummy now?
@eliwilliams9895
@eliwilliams9895 4 жыл бұрын
This movie hits different when u just got through basic training
@moresnare
@moresnare 3 жыл бұрын
@andre jamison Ha, yup. Had a guy in basic who always acted like he was tough. He got threatened with a blanket party and started crying. He was a changed man after that.
@moresnare
@moresnare 3 жыл бұрын
@andre jamison Ha, nice!
@Winniethe_po0h
@Winniethe_po0h 3 жыл бұрын
It really does been in the fleet for two years and saw this movie when i was kid. Now rewatching in its entirety i never fully appreciated the attention to detail this movie had
@laurielangel6626
@laurielangel6626 3 жыл бұрын
@andre jamison what’s a blanket party ?
@Clown_Syndrome
@Clown_Syndrome 3 жыл бұрын
@@laurielangel6626 look up "Full Metal Jacket blanket party"
@SporeFreak2010
@SporeFreak2010 3 жыл бұрын
"There's got to be someone out there who needs some kill'in?" "Sorry major, you killed em all."
@Nitra813
@Nitra813 6 ай бұрын
😅 “sen-sa-tive 👌🏽 “ 😂😂😂
@victorevans52
@victorevans52 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all aren't the only ones watching this during quarantine
@Godzilla-vd9lj
@Godzilla-vd9lj 4 жыл бұрын
True
@bignigga1674
@bignigga1674 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes fellow 2000s kids
@estongbigboy6702
@estongbigboy6702 4 жыл бұрын
Correct
@ft5821
@ft5821 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the 2000s
@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21
@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t remember asking
@ryanr.3925
@ryanr.3925 4 жыл бұрын
2:35 😂 when he tilts his hat ... idk why that so funny .
@Richard-Espanol
@Richard-Espanol 3 жыл бұрын
"SLIPPERY he says!" Laugh every time lol
@steverogers6572
@steverogers6572 3 жыл бұрын
I think its because water pours off his hat. lmao
@Ferromexfan4081
@Ferromexfan4081 3 жыл бұрын
“Unity turds. That’s the key word in unit, without the y.”
@thx4chrckingin
@thx4chrckingin 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a clever line. Without the y. When the boss tells you to do something in a military unit, you don't ask why. That'll get you chewed out or killed! Good stuff!
@kdogg716
@kdogg716 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Red_Beard2798
@Red_Beard2798 3 жыл бұрын
@@thx4chrckingin - Glad I'm not the only one who appreciated the subtle cleverness in that line
@boskocam4854
@boskocam4854 3 жыл бұрын
hahahah just noticed when he tilts his head its like a bucket of water draining off. that kid repeating major payne cracks me up
@dreamguardian8320
@dreamguardian8320 4 жыл бұрын
2:52-3:00, Seeing them run so fast is truly funny. If only they did funny scenes like that in movies more often.
@kgunitkeese17
@kgunitkeese17 Жыл бұрын
They used to for a lot of 90s films. Big Green, Little Rascals, Sandlot.
@sha11235
@sha11235 7 ай бұрын
It's just sped up faster to be funny.
@theolddarksoul1129
@theolddarksoul1129 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is a comedy classic
@jarrettowens6073
@jarrettowens6073 3 жыл бұрын
"Who's the dummy now?" This scene made me burst out laughing!
@KongSkullIsland-rt6ot
@KongSkullIsland-rt6ot 4 жыл бұрын
Hello cueballs!! Welcome to the House of Payne!! Damon doing what he does best from a very talented family 😏
@db9944
@db9944 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Those guys came from practically nothing and are now worth millions.
@pamelacarrillo1308
@pamelacarrillo1308 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 What? 1:01 Really? 1:41-1:47 Sympathy 1:55 Dumbo 2:13-2:15 Heathcoat 2:21 Shut up 2:51-2:54 Run 3:06 Duck 3:13 Dummy Can this scene get any more funny 😂?
@robotnikcentric64
@robotnikcentric64 2 жыл бұрын
3:06, I think Alex said "Oh meh kay!"
@jonblankenship5908
@jonblankenship5908 Жыл бұрын
2:49 it is now
@mikedabserrlday
@mikedabserrlday 3 жыл бұрын
LOL I never noticed that deaf joke about him being Marlene Maitland's son, that's hilarious.
@wannaballard9507
@wannaballard9507 3 жыл бұрын
I love u
@CommonlyKnowledgeable
@CommonlyKnowledgeable 3 жыл бұрын
The deaf lady from the show I used to watch called switched at birth.
@MovieLover1995
@MovieLover1995 2 жыл бұрын
It's Marlee Matlin.
@davidkasper153
@davidkasper153 2 жыл бұрын
Major Payne 2 where the cadets are in special ops and they have to bring Payne in for help again😂😂
@SaiquanCanty
@SaiquanCanty Жыл бұрын
Two things you never say to your commanding officer: "I'm Bored" "Sir, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that these living conditions are unacceptable." 😂😂😂
@NTAD
@NTAD 4 жыл бұрын
That explosion always sounds so satisfying.
@JaeLCR13
@JaeLCR13 4 жыл бұрын
The falling of the tree is just perfect comedic timing
@DareToBeDeviant
@DareToBeDeviant 3 жыл бұрын
Since the age of ten I've had this entire movie memorized from beginning to end. My family loves the introduction to the cadets scene but this one is a personal favorite. Not sure if it's the heckling Payne does or how the live grenade 'motivates' the whole squad (even Dotson) to complete the course... with great haste.
@ClayandPapyrus
@ClayandPapyrus 3 жыл бұрын
It’s supposed to have the opposite effect but this movie makes me want to join the military
@cristianestrada5381
@cristianestrada5381 3 жыл бұрын
Then you would be perfect for the Marines. Good luck to you 😘
@user-jp5jq8gb4l
@user-jp5jq8gb4l 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this movie I almost die from laughter
@CaptainChip501
@CaptainChip501 Жыл бұрын
"1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi," kids scream. "Come one guys what are you crazy? Its just a dummy grenade!" Payne throws grenade. "Who's the dummy now?" One of my favorite sceens.
@pauldavis9387
@pauldavis9387 2 жыл бұрын
I swear this move never gets old
@jay-vg2tq
@jay-vg2tq 4 жыл бұрын
2:20 "YOU SHUTUP!"
@vegetaftw1
@vegetaftw1 3 жыл бұрын
2:37 the way water pours from his hat had me dead
@therealwewin
@therealwewin 4 жыл бұрын
"You shut up!" 😂
@maxfranklinmeans
@maxfranklinmeans 2 жыл бұрын
2:54 Let's ⏩ the tape 😂😂😂
@Syphur_X
@Syphur_X 3 жыл бұрын
1:04 LOVE MY BARRACKS, NIGHT AND DAY! WON'T COMPLAIN AT WHERE I'LL STAY!
@kingsnake23
@kingsnake23 2 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this film.
@adri5294
@adri5294 4 жыл бұрын
This man is is multi talented and son is his entire family
@LiveMusicOntario
@LiveMusicOntario 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could find "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." somewhere online. I haven't seen that for ages and then, only the one time. So many gags.
@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas
@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 you shut up lmao 🤣
@ijustgottahotdog
@ijustgottahotdog 4 жыл бұрын
I'm very surprised Payne didn't insist that both Tiger and Leland sleep in the barracks as well. I guess he did have some understanding about the youngest boys being to little after all.
@jarrettowens6073
@jarrettowens6073 3 жыл бұрын
"Who's the dummy now?" That was funny!
@lesabbath8416
@lesabbath8416 3 жыл бұрын
“You shut up!” 🤣🤣😂😂💀
@uliuli201
@uliuli201 3 жыл бұрын
I'VE USED MAJOR PAYNES "YOU WANT SYMPATHY" LINE. ALWAYS GETS A LAUGH.
@Nitra813
@Nitra813 6 ай бұрын
😂Watching as a kid so many lines went over my head. Watching as an adult now I’m laughing out loud even more.
@VTdarkangel
@VTdarkangel Ай бұрын
I've used that line since the first time I watched this movie. I usually get a mixture of laughter and horrified expressions.
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 4 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow ladies, we gon' start the haaaaaaawd stuff
@vicdeakins2238
@vicdeakins2238 3 жыл бұрын
The “hard” stuff?
@harveypie
@harveypie 4 жыл бұрын
its the SHERMINATOR
@nwakid123
@nwakid123 3 жыл бұрын
Never knew
@doge6274
@doge6274 3 жыл бұрын
"This place is unacceptable, Sir" Major Payne: *you have chosen PLANT*
@chrismc410
@chrismc410 2 жыл бұрын
Or this: So you have chosen...SMOKED
@bryangonzalez6096
@bryangonzalez6096 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah DUMBO FLY BABY FLY”😂😂😂😂💀
@charlie1615
@charlie1615 4 жыл бұрын
3:13 Subtitles: “Move the lemon now”
@waylonhoffeld465
@waylonhoffeld465 Жыл бұрын
Now I can’t unhear it 😂
@hampiam
@hampiam 3 жыл бұрын
Heathcoat was still on the bar when everybody made 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
@ARedMagicMarker
@ARedMagicMarker 3 жыл бұрын
This film is even funnier watching it as an adult, and having military history. X'D
@Jas-ii3fp
@Jas-ii3fp 4 жыл бұрын
3:05 he wasn't kidding lol
@ProtoMario
@ProtoMario 8 ай бұрын
This is such a classic film and even better for vets.
@redviper6805
@redviper6805 4 жыл бұрын
Until recently, I never caught that Marlee Maitlin reference! That was hilarious! For those who don’t know about her, she’s a deaf actress who won an Oscar from a 1980s drama movie.
@haterproof_0259
@haterproof_0259 3 жыл бұрын
When major payne said that, it went over a lot of people’s heads. You’re the only one I found that posted something about it. Payne is truly funny asf when it comes to insults
@DeltaEchoGolf
@DeltaEchoGolf 3 жыл бұрын
Children of a Lesser God. Sigourney Weaver should have got the Oscar for Aliens.
@redviper6805
@redviper6805 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaEchoGolf Agreed, but if you think about it Marlee Maitlin was the bigger underdog
@caidynk.3602
@caidynk.3602 3 жыл бұрын
"Heathcoat, you get your fat body over that wall!"
@BlackwoodManor
@BlackwoodManor 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, get you fat body over tha-" "YOU SHUT UP!"
@robotnikcentric64
@robotnikcentric64 2 жыл бұрын
2:12
@christopherthrawn7541
@christopherthrawn7541 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite classics. He deserved a Academy Award?! Really!
@Niko-br9ql
@Niko-br9ql 2 жыл бұрын
Dude with the clipboard writing down everyone's time in the pouring rain always make me laugh so hard. That's some water proof paper and pencil
@scottbuckley823
@scottbuckley823 4 жыл бұрын
'you shut up' i love how he treats them equaly
@freddykrueger6910
@freddykrueger6910 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this movie way too many times
@amarikinyanjui5848
@amarikinyanjui5848 3 жыл бұрын
“Unity turds, that is the key word in Unit...without the Y” 😂😂😂😂
@GtheKatz
@GtheKatz 2 ай бұрын
I like how Tiger finished the course before most of them including Alex. Even at 0:42, he asks the major “why can’t I stay here with the rest of the guys?” He was the truest soldier in the group.
@BloodyFlowerFilms
@BloodyFlowerFilms 4 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite movies... and it’s directed by Michael Myers himself; Nick Castle. Still blows me away that NICK CASTLE DIRECTED THIS FILM! Halloween and Major Payne are linked! YES!
@MPB059
@MPB059 Жыл бұрын
And he co wrote escape from New York and hook
@jameshunsucker2147
@jameshunsucker2147 3 жыл бұрын
The reason i love this movie is because i can relate to it. Went to a similar military school and while this is an exaggeration of military school it is only a MILD exaggeration.
@mrmatt4742
@mrmatt4742 2 жыл бұрын
“Slippery he says.” I laughed when he tilted his head and water came off of his hat!!! Clearly he can handle it.
@loply9724
@loply9724 3 жыл бұрын
3:03 Five second fuses only last 3 seconds.
@xeonthemechdragon
@xeonthemechdragon Ай бұрын
He was holding down the spoon still
@JThom-yh3ef
@JThom-yh3ef 4 жыл бұрын
The tree 🌲 falling after the explosion 💥...priceless.
@themissingpeace7956
@themissingpeace7956 3 жыл бұрын
"Unity, turds. That is the key word in a unit, without the why." lol
@codyblaisdell2054
@codyblaisdell2054 3 жыл бұрын
2:01 dude got the voice of Satan
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 6 ай бұрын
"When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is no longer your friend"
@TotallyNotAFox
@TotallyNotAFox 4 ай бұрын
Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. - Book of Armaments, chapter two
@DoctorPoliceman
@DoctorPoliceman 3 жыл бұрын
"Well its not a life or death situation" *I SEE YOU CHOSE DEATH*
@rydermcguire6836
@rydermcguire6836 3 жыл бұрын
My dad and I watched this together and both of us laughed and laughed about this film. 😂
@HskHeroReborn
@HskHeroReborn 4 жыл бұрын
This was total method acting! Would love to have seen behind the scenes clips
@weld_everything
@weld_everything 4 жыл бұрын
Anybody have this in their top 100 favorite movies? It's definitely in there for me.
@BoogalooBoy
@BoogalooBoy 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, the good ol' 80s/90s woodland camo.
@poindexterflex3528
@poindexterflex3528 3 жыл бұрын
I was too young back then to appreciate the 'sympathy' line. Man that was good.
@captainwonderwoman5049
@captainwonderwoman5049 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the boy with the clipboard keeps on repeating whatever Payne was saying like, “Yeah Dumbo, fly baby, fly.” “He’ll hang you with it.” “Take your fat pork chop body over that-.” And at the end, Payne yelled, “You shut up.”
@alexconn7473
@alexconn7473 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly when Payne told that boy to shut up he was flat out telling him that he doesn't like suckups
@aliostrowski1935
@aliostrowski1935 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexconn7473 I'd mention that to him and to prove it he's gonna be treated like the rest
@zyokool1234
@zyokool1234 3 жыл бұрын
I realized that heathcoat only got snacks nothing else I was gone🤣🤣
@richardbradley6038
@richardbradley6038 2 жыл бұрын
From experience, when a DS says,"Really?" He choses what he wants to do and smiles about it.
@AllenAndrews
@AllenAndrews 3 жыл бұрын
This predates Blade, making Major Payne the earliest entry in the MCU, and can be seen on SHIELD's active duty roster list in the first Avengers movie.
@darksentinel1191
@darksentinel1191 3 жыл бұрын
"Get your fat body over that bar!" "Ya, Get your...!!!" "You!! Shut up!"
@Artemis217
@Artemis217 4 жыл бұрын
It's true what they say Classics never die
@PrimalElf
@PrimalElf Жыл бұрын
Damon Wayans is amazing
@wolfking1991
@wolfking1991 3 жыл бұрын
"who's the dummy now!?"
@indigo6485
@indigo6485 3 жыл бұрын
The mud scene was so iconic to my childhood memory lmao as well as tge "who's the dummy now" i wish we kept the tape of this movie
@comettamer
@comettamer 2 ай бұрын
That barracks was actually in darn decent condition. Beds, electricity...heck, not too shabby.
@josiah9335
@josiah9335 2 жыл бұрын
when they get planted is my fave lol
@bighand1530
@bighand1530 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
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