House 4: Well, That Sucked (Movie Nights) (ft.

[@MforMovesets]

Recently I thought about how insanely funny it would be, if the dancing siluette turns out to be Phelan.

[@TimmyTickle]

Sounds like an idea for a future episode

[@thomaskirkness-little5809]

It's probably Brad.

[@MrZerothejedi]

The only thing that makes me sad about this comment, is the new intro has no dancing silhouette. There will never be a dancing Phelan one *sadhulkface🤢*

[@janedoe3209]

the fact that there hasnt been a house sequel that was like '' house 5 in da houz!! '' is surprising

[@bdavis24fan]

I love how the guy said 'progress' like he was Ricardo Montalban for a second.

[@jameshales9034]

"The pizza is aggressive."

[@damianstarks3338]

I know.

[@OneColdMonkey]

House and House 2 are classics, but House IV has a special place in my heart. My sister and I have been singing that 'pizza man' song since we were little kids.

[@PunksterOS]

+OneColdMonkey Lol... is that right? Well I suppose it is catchy, in a shite kind of way.

[@muthesquirrel]

I don't care if you're 12 or 42, that scene with the vomit being force fed to the guy was made for no-one!

[@justindenney-hall5875]

EXACTLY !

[@jameshales9034]

There's always emetophiles, but that's kind of a niche market...

[@timc8840]

What if you're 43? :D

[@fallenwolf3368]

@@timc8840 then you get a pass.

[@quinnzykir]

Probably some weird fetish

[@benphillips8477]

29:30, For anyone who's confused: That's not a Cinema Snob reference. In addition to being Brad's theme "Believe it or Not" was the theme song to "The Greatest American Hero" which starred William Katt, who plays Roger.

[@randalgraves6979]

I was born in ‘79. Watched that show a lot. 🙂

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

My little sister is in a wheelchair, (severe CP) and let me tell you, even seeing those stairs would make my mom immediately turn around and nope right outta there. End of movie, roll credits.

[@VideoCop]

your intro music makes me think of like...a music video i would watch while standing inside a jc penney at the mall in 1987...amazing.

[@randalgraves6979]

VideoCop It reminds me of those bumpers from HBO in the late 80s.

[@matthewconlon2388]

The scary stuff was to drive them out of the house because they were in danger there. The daughter/bed stab was a metaphor for her putting her daughter in danger by staying there. Or not. There was probably a lot of cocaine involved.

[@Uncle-Jay]

That pizza scene is amazing and is worth watching the film just for that.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I was hoping the pizza face to start going "Hey c'mon, I'm just goofing off, stop stabbing me!"

[@juliomorales6898]

know what's nuts is that native American raising his arms during the housegasm is a recreation of the native from Ernest goes to camp doing the exact same thing.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

At least the one in this movie is a real Native American.

[@juliomorales6898]

@@jonothanthrace1530 Lots of time on your hands to respond to a 7 year old post. Fuck you.

[@handsomebrick]

So House = Evil Dead 2 House 2 = Army Of Darkness House 3 = generic supernatural slasher movie House 4 = Troll 2

[@TheCinemaBizarro]

House 3= Electricity is Voodoo. We Don't Know How It Works.

[@stefanfilipovits9221]

It looks like they borrowed Mrs. Bates wheelchair from Psycho!

[@ReflectionsonFilm]

24:22 Haha, the Bulk and Skull theme music works perfectly here. Thanks for the video, love the Power Rangers reference.

[@gracekim25]

OH😂 I’ve always wanted where that music comes from

[@KnightofDuroch]

Holy shit the Bulk & Skull music fit perfectly!

[@zogmorp]

Night Court theme song is MY JAM!!!

[@ggrarl]

I kept thinking the wife/mom in this movie looked familiar, and then I remembered where I saw her. She was in that movie Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell that they watched on MST3K

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Wait, is she the "POTATOES are what we eat" woman?

[@ggrarl]

@@jonothanthrace1530 no, she's the one who worked with the villain...and apparently hooked up with the wizard.

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

A summer house in the middle of the desert? Because who doesn't want to escape the city to go sit in 110 degree heat?

[@wilhelmhedin8845]

Greatest American Hero! ❤️ Should have flown away from this movie on a wing and a prayer...

[@jagodan.2772]

Here's my theory to link all those movies together. They are all parallel timeline. All the undead villains at some point in their lives got their hands on the crystal skulls from their timeline. Jinkies used his skulls to travel in time, that's how he evaded police for so long. Roger Cobb in here is the Roger that never went to 'Nam. the Roger who never lost his father.

[@mrmusickhimself]

Starring Kane Hodder as the Pizza Man....seriously, that song is the jam.

[@BrettDMaynard]

Okay, the singing pizza is low key hilarious.

[@bundleization]

so has it been confirmed that Lupa is actually Ms.Frizzle?

[@jetfire851]

Hang on, isn't the villains' scheme in this the same as the moron villains in "The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking"?

[@CollinGerberding]

Dammit, Phelan! You always go to yard sales in the middle of nowhere. Where else will you find a time machine?

[@goufr3540]

Not sure why, but I feel like ordering a pizza.

[@27fryingpan]

You guys Can do no wrong. I always look forward to your videos, Thanks for the entertainment!

[@H3len50]

Thanks for these brilliant reviews.

[@nastyGriffin]

I need this today thank you and love you gal/guys

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Brutus Beefcake. I cant belive it. SHOULD BE IN EVERY VIDEO AT LEAST ONCE

[@SeaSwine9]

Almost wretched at that phlegm scene. Hrrrrukk. :[

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Funny he should mention buying that wheelchair at a yard sale because "Friday the 13th: The Series" actually had a wheelchair like that the character gets at a yard sale (in directly through Curious Goods). Hummmm.....

[@Man_of_Tomorrow]

I've had that stupid pizza song stuck in my head since the early 90s.

[@Bobashasaurus]

I saw this once when I was a kid, and the only thing I remembered from it was the fucking talking pizza

[@bunnygrill]

Holy shit. I've seriously been trying, since the nineties, to figure out what the movie is where the bad guy sucks the phlegm out of his throat and dumps it down the other guy's throat. This was a serious Hug-A-Bunch movie situation for me.

[@roryotoole3279]

Roger Cobb is like the Lassie of people movies Same actor, same character name, totally different story and circumstances.

[@MAMoreno]

I like this film for some strange reason, and it's not as if I disagree with any of your gripes. I suppose I appreciate that it came closest to the tone of the first movie, and I'm a sucker for William Katt. Plus...yeah, I kinda love the Pizza Man song.

[@nomduclavier]

They *called* it 'progress'.

[@PickleBread355]

I actually sing the pizza man song every time I present pizza for dinner

[@TemmiePlays]

RIP night court - Harry Dean Stanton

[@randalgraves6979]

You mean Harry Anderson?

[@TemmiePlays]

@@randalgraves6979 no mr stanton was saying rip to night court from his just reached grave

[@jay98]

23:55 "Make my monster fucking grow you piece of shit wand!"

[@Hardman5509]

House 4: Trolls 3

[@jovo3dsmax]

Great review...

[@Tchernobog]

all people remember about this movie is PIZZA MAN!!!

[@NikkiSou]

just realized that the guy who plays the stepbrother is the guy with the green tie in the 4 Horsemen episode of Charmed 7:58

[@trinidadbotello9906]

Hey Allison would you ever review 'Jaws The Revenge'?

[@johnalogue9832]

I know this isn't really related to the House movie, but if you have the energy to power a time machine to send your toxic waste back in time, it'd probably just be easier to shoot it into orbit and let it burn up on re-entry.

[@Gojira_San]

I was born in 1982. The original House had a scene that scared me so much as a child we had to shut it off. So believe me when I say that I am a lifelong House fan. I can confirm that this film was an insulting travesty even as a dumb child who liked everything. I've watched Howling VII more than this. But Pizza Man is classic!

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Okay, the healing spring water is all glowing and green. They sure they didn't already put 'non-toxic' waste in there already? Maybe they did and it mutated the daughter rather than just fixing her. :)

[@FarelForever]

Wait, so that one bit in Bootleg zone video with the Thomas the tank-engine transformer.... about polluting the grand canyon... wasn't made up??? They did that on the show?!

[@FarelForever]

***** ... did they try to make a point about humanity being lazy? I ...... I ........ I don't even know where to start!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FarelForever]

***** ............ man.... I realize if they made it simple and natural, it'd be boring and this way it's memorable, but even so... ARGH!

[@graemesmith6721]

You think Hollywood can't get any more insulting, display any greater contempt for its audience, and then something like this comes along that says, "Sure we can!" Part of the reason the movie is so disjointed may be that four people worked on the story, one of whom was Jim Wynorski, who has done far better work (Chopping Mall, Deathstalker 2), but has also directed erotic parodies (The Bare Wench Project, The Witches of Breastwick). Also, House IV was shot in 1990 but wasn't released until 1992, showing how little faith anyone involved had in it.

[@JohnSmith-wj7ge]

fun video, thanks guys.

[@quinnzykir]

Shoot. " oooooh whatcha say

[@Sikraj]

A house blew it's load? Ohhhhhhh Faced!

[@lwanco1018]

5:03 That was me, I was excited to see him come back then only 11 minutes in he's dead.

[@spraragen88]

I feel like it's time you guys watched some more Full Moon movies. Trancers 1-6 is right up your ally.

[@stevenmacaulay8807]

Can we talk about how they had one box for bathroom stuff.... I'm a guy and i have more bathroom stuff than what can fit in that box lol

[@Cdr2002]

10:29 Squat and Baboo 😊

[@revan0479]

Fun fact: Dusty Rhodes sang a similar pizza man jingle back in 1989, thanks for watching this crap for us

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

Wait, Captain Planet stole a plot line from Time Trax? I think it was the first or second Time Trax where the recurring villain was going to get rich by sending nuclear waste into the future (which is really a better idea than sending it into the past, since it is still around if you do that) I know, way off point, just shocked at two separate shows thinking "pollution via time travel" makes for a compelling plot.

[@kidkunjer]

totally mental. all it would've taken was a couple of lines and they could have tied it in to the first...

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Well yeah, because even though the first movie kind of hints that he and his wife got back together maybe they didn't and she got custody of the son. He married a new woman with a daughter of her own. I don't know about the stuff with the step brother and his father owning the house since that doesn't seem to fit. Maybe make it HER father's house and change the step brother to someone else entirely.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

To say the least.

[@U014B]

21:39 House IV and Amityville IV: the two great tastes that taste great together?

[@haruruben]

Maybe she thought she could fix up the place and sell it for more than the guy offered. A lot of scenes of her going around and inspecting things and trying to maybe fix stuff.

[@davebooshty299]

I find it odd you guys didn't mention his name being Willian Katt.

[@hypnojon32]

3:37 "That Guy" s (oh brother!) name is William Katt and he was a good TV actor in the 70-80's

[@frankie20100]

I love this movie I must be the only one ☺️

[@DalekTheSupreme]

There was pizza. 10/10 -Wait, anchovies? UGH! 0/10-

[@quinnzykir]

A lamp that the little girl wants to keep it was a pet.

[@EricLefebvrePhotography]

House 4 budget 1.6 million apprently.

[@othertalk3313]

I don't understand the Captain Planet cartoon storyline of "going back in time to use the Grand Canyon as a toxic waste dump." It's like... the Grand Canyon is still there... right now... you could just go there and dump stuff. Why would time travel need to be involved? 🤨

[@arodriguez6567]

Omg I gagggggggggged at that grosso part

[@nomduclavier]

Evil lamp without the lamp voice? 0/10.

[@HitomiXKaori]

Wouldn't it make more sense if the spring was evil, and then roger came back from hell to protect them, or something?

[@SpookyPookster]

This is one of my Favorite movies.

[@spooky-guy6425]

hey Allison could you review troll 2

[@Dogwater2727]

Just set back and throw on a night of house , the first a fun campy classic, the second story another fun just jump in and run then for some intriguing fun watch The Frighteners. Now shut your brain down and watch The horror show House 3 enjoy the straight up horror switch a roo. Now put on house 4 and just set back and have fun Kane hodder is a pizza I mean you can’t go wrong with Kane hodder as a pizza.

[@svenbischoff9769]

Oh my god! I saw that movie many years ago, at least partially, and the only thing I could remember was that really disgusting phlegm scene. Thinking about it made me nauseous even years after seeing it. And now I know the movie's name, so I can actively avoid it from now on. What's weird though is that I already had the feeling that this was the film with that scene only a few minutes in.

[@Lost-Lilim]

I too am a fan of Star Waps.

[@biguy617]

There was a House 4? I never knew there was a House 3 let alone House 4. I thought this franchise stopped after House 2.

[@cbfall]

Awesome!

[@pegoteorr5228]

Doesn’t blood smell like, very distinctly ? How did she not notice even if she had her eyes closed?

[@dancepiglover]

It also disappeared quickly, so it might not have been real. But then there really was no point to it at all. She never even knew about it.

[@LaDracul]

Denny Dillon YAAAAHHHHSSSS....

[@mikekz4489]

It looks like the latter half of the movie was made by Troma.

[@MoonBeamLaser]

Not enough violence or nudity

[@mikekz4489]

MoonBeamLaser Yeah, but rather than being Captain Planet those could from the Toxic Crusaders cartoon.

[@janedoe3209]

+Michael Kuzmanovski its hella troma

[@originalscreenname44]

28:14 SPLOOSH!

[@randalgraves6979]

so I shouldn't buy House 3 & 4 on eBay? their on my watch list.

[@muthesquirrel]

+Jason Cole Not if you want GOOD movies. Maybe get 3 if you're creating a film gallery documenting the 80's bafflement by how electricity works to go alongside your 50's gallery of bafflement by how radar works and 00's bafflement of how the internet works... what? Only I have those...?

[@randalgraves6979]

I finally got them to complete the House saga. They were discounted. Cheaper than the Blu-rays.

[@Jones23Boy]

There is something terribly wrong here. I will never forgive this film. It is a entertainment crime to have a horror movie where the only two horrorific scenes are a singing discount Pizza-the-Hutt and a phlem-infested discount Lynchian baddie who force-feeds bile to a low-cost, less adequate Billie Jean love interest and part time Full Moon henchman.

[@philjr5714]

We live in a two story house with a special needs child and how did we solve that? LET HER HAVE THE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS! Why wouldn't they do that in this movie? Oh yea they wanted cheap thrills "omg that poor disabled child fell down the stairs! How scary! And sad!" Pathetic and stupid way to get a jump scare.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

It’s not blood it’s just tomato sauce from the pizza man she shoved in the sink

[@Goobian]

I don't remember anything except the shower scene from this movie. For some reason that is familar?

[@carveylover]

According to IMDB the first house was the Aunts this HOUSE was his dad's. Not the same house at all. Still pretty dumb.

[@quinnzykir]

I’m sure you were able to buy wheelchairs at thrift stores and Walmarts at that time

[@CountessChuchoteur]

28:14-28:32 What's the name of that song?

[@farseerflore9512]

Sandstorm, by Darude.

[@BlueRoseFaery]

Bad fake vintage porno music.

[@DokkaChapman]

Out of all the House movies, this plot seems to be the one most likely to get a shitty reboot.

[@quinnzykir]

I’m still trying to figure out how that car accident severed the girls spine

[@quinnzykir]

Still trying to figure it out

[@MrCarter0975]

The white man had a name for it, and he called it......... progress.

[@brendakrieger7000]

Thanks👻🏚🙀

[@GreyLazy-ny2xg]

Если это не ужас, а сатира на жизнь на земле. Планета "Земля" как собака, а человечество блохи что на ней живут. 28:20 великий потоп 👽

[@timhutchinson3264]

I’ve actually been watching both Phelan and Allison for years and enjoy them both. But I’ve noticed something when they’re both together… Phelan, please stop constantly interrupting Allison. It’s rude, though I’m sure you don’t realize you’re doing it. Let her finish her thoughts before you start with yours. Allison, I love Movie Nights! Thank you for making these funny and entertaining videos.