Taki doesn't do little people to politically incorrect.. but nazis that's cool and playing Hitler is A ok.
@thevisionary20072 ай бұрын
Little things hitting each other!
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
Dwarves can't be done for comedy anymore. GoT changed the rules.
@safehousehorror1212 ай бұрын
And they just may be again. Blink and you’ll miss it, they’re having an audience with God so I’m betting they’ll add them into a larger gang.
@hanzobi19262 ай бұрын
Pecks
@JeffLarge-ij9dp3 ай бұрын
I saw the original in a movie theater when I was young. This trailer just makes me feel sad for people that don't watch movies they consider old.
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
I saw the original as well, and this looks funny as hell. Modern 'fans' are just industrialized whiners. :/
@octsurp112 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuseu probably like big bang theory. Low IQ viewers
@Mulder-Scully2 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuse You can take your no imagination modern fans and shove them where the sun don't shine!
@jkatkat79502 ай бұрын
me too!....great movie...have the Criterion Edition
@DragonHeart6132 ай бұрын
My brother & I both grew up watching the original classic. This new 'remake' is an absolute joke, changing the Time Bandits from Dwarfs to regular size people??? Are you frickin' kidding me AppleTV+???
@kenmcwilliams46912 ай бұрын
I noticed comments are turned off on the official trailer channel
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
The worst part of fandom is now the fans. There's a knee-jerk bias against remakes which isn't fair.
@markmorris71232 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuseWht arev you talking about??? In the 80s and 90s fans were what made these shows huge..So when these shows get remade, inserting their gender politics etc etc..And then they absolutely destroy our fave childhood shows...We're obviously going to voice our opponiin.
@christiangottsacker69322 ай бұрын
Same. What cowards.
@christiangottsacker69322 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuseposer
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
@@christiangottsacker6932 OMG, I've been called a... A... 'poser?' Uh... You have no idea what that means, do you? :/
@nichtdu46702 ай бұрын
I have a bucket of paint left from my last move. I will paint a wall and watch the paint dry instead.
@jguenther30492 ай бұрын
But will it dry?!! The tension may be unbearable!.
@MrBigstick252 ай бұрын
Good choice
@bpenny43522 ай бұрын
It’s telling that Apple have turned the comments on their trailer post
@jeffknott19752 ай бұрын
I noticed that too! I wish they'd just make an original show that is actually good! Bad times for the movie industry
@scottporter45242 ай бұрын
Hilarious. They refuse to see and accept the truth from the people who pay their salaries.
@tonyyoung_wry2 ай бұрын
Yeah i wanted to say something…
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
Because the worst part of fandom is always the fans. If they want to be treated respectfully, then they should stop acting like whiny incels.
@bpenny43522 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuse if you butcher much loved classics, in an accountant run, risk adverse cash grab, rather than devising new content I don’t think you can call critics incels
@Avengent2 ай бұрын
You know why the 80's were great? Because they made thought provoking content that was decades ahead of its time. Now people take that amazing content and repackage it as total crap.
@theautumnalcyclist76292 ай бұрын
It's because making a fun, good movie with no ulterior political ideology secreated into it!
@TiaraStarbrighter2 ай бұрын
I don't know if it's because the current creators are creatively bankrupt (and have not lived actual lives upon which to draw upon), we have dumbed down the audience, and there are structural costs that make movies too expensive but we simply do not see studios taking creative chances anymore with new IP's. I also there there is a audience fragmentation issue. It's too easy to wait until it's on streaming. Sure, we had the similar issue with just waiting on DVD's but it usually took some time to go to DVD so you were incentivized to see in the theatre. NOW, you can literally see it 30 days later if not day and date with the theatre release. It's insane.
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
I think I'll judge it AFTER I watch it, not before. Fans who whine with knee-jerk irrational hatred are exactly why we can't have nice things. (Hint, even the 1939 Wizard of Oz was the 5th or SIXTH remake of the original material. And yet that's now the definitive version.)
@TiaraStarbrighter2 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuse The problem is that, once you see something and it turns out you were RIGHT that it was garbage, it's too late. You can't get your time or money back. Nor can you take back your contribution or time watched to the totals that the studio will brag about. By ignoring your gut and giving into the "you can't judge it UNTIL you see it" rhetoric, you have let people who did not deserve your time or money EXACTLY what they wanted and you are left powerless to protest. Better to hear from critics whom you trust, since the studios no longer deserve it.
@Avengent2 ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuse Have you watched the preview?
@robertkarp20702 ай бұрын
Lisa Kudrow acts exactly the same way as she does in Friends. I wonder if she's going to break into a song and sing Smelly Cat for us.
@monicasilva72962 ай бұрын
Lisa Kudrow comment was the best and I totally agree. She always acts like Phoebe, it sucks
@albertbresca89042 ай бұрын
OMFG.. is is lisa kudrow!!! i didn't recognise her... she oplays such an idiot in this one not at all clever.. just dumb all the way through...
First Snow White now this..........me thinks the people pushing DEI don't actually care about DEI the way they say they do.
@DreSttarr-yi7lz2 ай бұрын
But Nazis is fine eg. Jojo rabbit etccc but little people/DWARVES..is a NO! that's where you draw the line.
@octsurp112 ай бұрын
@@DreSttarr-yi7lzit's a Short line
@skipchaisson77482 ай бұрын
@@octsurp11 hilarious response, but a wee bit short
@theautumnalcyclist76292 ай бұрын
Hypocrisy is thy name Mr Waititi...
@robertcorsinotattoo2 ай бұрын
Apple TV turned off comments on their post😂. The took all the charm and coolness out of the Terry Gilliam original, trashed it apparently. That’s too bad, this looks awful and it’s just a trailer
@crokkadoodledoo99562 ай бұрын
it looks like a Nickelodeon movie from 2009
@albertbresca89042 ай бұрын
i tried watching the first two episodes.. you were totally correct.... it made me watch the original 1981 movie.. that was awesome.. good writing and acting.. not this total stinko!!!
@thevisionary20072 ай бұрын
This is a very expensive way to say "go watch the original movie!"
@jimdigriz29233 ай бұрын
Oh For Fucks Sake.
@garrycremin42022 ай бұрын
Possibly the most apt, descriptive and valid comment. Can be applied to so much these days. Sir....I will adopt you, shower you with gifts and bathe you every day.
@TheeRyanBrice2 ай бұрын
@@garrycremin4202 Alriighhhtt... Gayy..
@zshakur2 ай бұрын
😄
@kosh96392 ай бұрын
I know what's Wrong... the Kid is too Young & was filmed appropriate for his Age /POV.. The kid in the the Original was atleast 3 or 4 years older-- thus, the POV is appealing to a Larger /older Audience.
@Daylin82117 күн бұрын
Kick rocks
@hazchem12 ай бұрын
No wonder they turned off the comments on the Apple channel. Obviously the message isn't getting through to them.
@Neags2 ай бұрын
Lisa Kudrow sounds like she's reading the script for the first time, so robotic
@houndofzoltan2 ай бұрын
She's a one trick pony: great at Phoebe in Friends, should've retired after that.
@theMaster...3 ай бұрын
Seriously, wtf. What an insult to the original.
@Deczkin2 ай бұрын
what;s the original?
@Legion-p6y2 ай бұрын
@@Deczkinwhat? It’s called time bandits…😂
@dogwaterjoe37832 ай бұрын
@@Deczkin time bandits (1981) do yourself a favor and watch that instead of this hot garbage.
@SpreadingtheMuse2 ай бұрын
Oh for eff sake. I am sick and tired of exactly that kind of self-righteous holier than thou whining. WTF "insult?" Dude unless you own the rights to the 80s version, its not your place and not your problem. On the contrary, as someone who saw the 80s version IN THE 80S, in the theater, this looks funny as hell. The problem is too many 'fans' are just petty whiners, perpetually filling out their "Entitled Butthurt Bingo Card" with the predictable ranting of "I know it sucks even though I haven't seen it," and "I hate remakes" and the ever-present first-world crocodile tear inducing: "Hollywood has ruined my childhood." Get over yourself.
@DreSttarr-yi7lz2 ай бұрын
Watch the original!!!.
@hrock80812 ай бұрын
Omitting little people in this movie is like making tall Hobbits in the LOTR movies.
@houndofzoltan2 ай бұрын
You probably shouldn't have said that... they hadn't thought of it yet.
@DevilMaskMedia2 ай бұрын
How about taking the dwarves out of Snow White?
@jguenther30492 ай бұрын
Hush!! Someone may overhear that idea and run with it!
@PunksterOS2 ай бұрын
I prefer the comedic version from 1981. Then again, I have always been a wee bit of a stickler for wanting to see comedy in my comedy movies/shows.
@yourenotmarywelcome86932 ай бұрын
that’s a pretty big ask.
@Phoenix23122 ай бұрын
May of us do... But sadly, The OG movie was a Box office FAIL!!! I am with most critics when they say "Stop rebooting successful movies (Halloween, Friday the 13th, SAW, Legally Blonde, Total Recall, etc) unless you literally do have something new to add... [EDIT: Yes, I do know that I included Total Recall and that actually DID TRY to do something different as it was CLOSER to the actual Story its based on - The Arnie Movie as much as I love it was "Based on" in name only! in other words... Douglas Quaid, Thats it! It has NOTHNG IN COMMON with the Story at all!] They worked! They were a Success! Reboot movies that FAILED" And Time Bandits back in 1981 was an ABYSMAL FAIL! I loved it even back then... I first got to watch it as part of an English Lesson at Primary School in 1983 I think... My Teacher bought in a VHS and played it for the class as we were going to be studying the Book and the Movie as different works... But its initial release t was an abject bomb! I watched the trailer with an open mind... And my biggest issue so far is they are trying a bit TOO HARD to be comedic... And many jokes just are not landing! But maybe they will work in the full feature - After all this is a trailer... Something else that is getting to me, OH DEAR GOD IT LOOKS SO GENERIC! There are certain things you see when watching a movie and go "OH LOOK, TAIKO WHAITITI WORKED ON THIS! (I am respectful I know I spelled his name wrong and for that I am sorry!) and OH JESUS IT ALL OVER THIS TRAILER! It looks Like MARVEL and THE DARK CRYSTAL have had a love Child... And the result did not turn out so well! I think "Hope for the best, Expect the Worst" - Thats how we need to view it! We will always have our beloved OG... Could they reboot the OG properly? I think it could be... I just dont think this is it! I think it will fail as it is trying to be like everything else that has already been a success... So it wont stand out! The OG stands out as Cult Classic as it literally is its own unique movie! This already has TW fingerprints everywhere! They may as well have had Quentin Tarnatino work on it and shocked us all with Toe Sucking and a Dwarven Samuel L. Jackson screaming "DID HE SCREAM LIKE A B**CH"...
@jguenther30492 ай бұрын
There may be more humor in these comments than in the actual movie.
@fragwagonАй бұрын
There's comedy but it's the hip referential sort, and whatever these lines are from the Kudrow character. Not sure what you call that but it's kind of an eyeroll for me. I wish they would have gone with Terry's idea, I like the idea of the daughters of the Bandits going on an adventure with them. But then the main cast would be little people and there's a problem with that for some reason? There's little folks in the trailer, minor characters, so what is the reasoning?
@PunksterOSАй бұрын
@@fragwagon Oh I have seen their "Comedy" and that was the entire purpose of my post, that it isn't something I find even remotely funny. It is lazy, easy and lame.
@nicknasty64383 ай бұрын
This version is full of current Hollywood clichés. Hollywood do better!
@Cletus_the_Elder2 ай бұрын
Did anyone ask for this? Watch the original, kids.
@houndofzoltan2 ай бұрын
Sometimes you don't ask for something and something great comes along... this isn't one of those times.
@albertbresca89042 ай бұрын
i guess they were desperate for something that they thought would be watchable.. sadly this aint it... the writing and acting is terrible.. i have tried to watch the first two episodes.. that was a mistake.. but it did make me watch the original 1981 movie again - that was actually funny... the writing and acting was clever.. and not some woke crap... with no friggin dwarves..
@indiegamesonly66173 ай бұрын
i was going to watch this..thank god i saw the trailer and saved myself some time.
@drivenbyrage57103 ай бұрын
Another inferior remake of a much better movie that nobody asked for.
@999jay9993 ай бұрын
Napoleon: [to the Bandits] You are the best thing to happen to me since this whole campaign. You know I come here to conquer Italy, because I thought they were all small. You know, I hear they was really tiny guys... Where the hell are our tiny guys ?????????????????
@drivenbyrage57103 ай бұрын
@@999jay999 blink and you'd miss them at one minute, forty seconds. Definitely not the same characters though. I'm worried they're going to ruin Baron VonMunchhausen next.
@999jay9992 ай бұрын
@@drivenbyrage5710 OOohhhhh, ..... there they are, errr go.
@lovejen012 ай бұрын
agree also don't think even close to the original especially the original had David Warner as the devil.
@Cixx2 ай бұрын
I loved this movie man...the 💩 now days is just wild and this is definitely not it
@camselle2 ай бұрын
Mum!! Dad!! It's EVIL!! Don't touch it!! 💥
@MCVessels2 ай бұрын
It's so, so damn... wet, isn't it?
@qontoh2s8722 ай бұрын
No one has original ideas anymore. We're stuck in an endless loop of remakes, sequals, prequals, alternate whatevers. They also announced gladiator 2 with Denzel, he's the ultimate idea thief. the cheap money grabs will continue.
@Phoenix23122 ай бұрын
Time Bandits was a BOX OFFICE BOMB... I love the film myself... Always have but it did FAIL! If a movie is successful - DONT REBOOT IT! But if a Movie Fails... DON'T REBOOT IT... LET IT DIE!!! Thats what you are saying! It doesn't work... And of course there are no original ideas anymore - There has not been for decades! STAR WARS is a Space Retelling of most Western and THE SEVEN SAMUARI of Japanese Culture... KICK-ASS, Heralded back in the day as the Most Original Adaptation of a Graphic Novel EVER... 30 Years prior CONDORMAN... Not as Gritty but 100% the groundwork walked on by KICK-ASS! Total Nobody becomes a Hero!!! We have to accept it - Time Bandit's was a FAIL! So a reboot is fair game... Maybe they can not only please old fans of the OG but also make it work for new younger audience's!!! (That how they think, The fact we are all commenting - We know they F**KED IT UP!) The OG film is now very old... Its Cult Classic to us... but I have to bow and say "OK! Its fair game now!"
@cmw122 ай бұрын
@@Phoenix2312You’re talking about homages, about films that inspired other similar films, even if you think those other films copied their predecessors. That’s not the same as a reboot or a remake. It’s not at all unreasonable to ask Hollywood to come up with something new. There’s a world of difference between Star Wars incorporating ideas from westerns and samurai films and this version Time Bandits just being a shitty, soulless, CGI-riddled repackaging of the original movie.
@yledrks47562 ай бұрын
Don’t touch this … its pure Evil!🤬
@ericstorr98802 ай бұрын
I see what you did there. Bravo. 😊
@shawnlowery9832 ай бұрын
WOW!!! I didn't think Hollywood could sink any lower buuuuut !!!
@ucanquoteme74042 ай бұрын
A Jeff Bezos joke? OMG, hilarious! And she confused Greeks with geeks! What a knee slapper! 🤣🤣🤣 oh dear god, the funny, I can't take it! Make it stop! But seriously though, make it stop. I can't take it. The only good thing about this is maybe it will make some people who've never seen it hunt down the original and give it a well-deserved watch.
@Davesky193 ай бұрын
First 30 seconds looked promising, until Lisa Kudrow showed up and she became the highlight. Yikes. At least Terry Gilliam made some money from selling the property. Maybe we can get a new movie from him with it eventually.
@tomp88712 ай бұрын
That's positive thinking.
@Davesky192 ай бұрын
@@tomp8871 I thought the same thing a while ago when Hollywood was in the business of remaking classic John Carpenter films. Many subpar movies, but at least it was money in Carpenter's pocket.
@dogwaterjoe37832 ай бұрын
Them calling themselves "the time bandits" is super fucking cringe.
@yourenotmarywelcome86932 ай бұрын
I tapped out at Lisa Kudrow’s entrance as well. This is going to be another trash bag remake that 10’s of people watch and/or like.
@corradodangelo70082 ай бұрын
Taika Waititi cast himself as the supreme being. The original had Sir Ralph Richardson in the part. Let that sink in.
@whoknew22733 ай бұрын
Why does everything have to be remade
@joes65272 ай бұрын
Because they have run out of any original ideas, so they have to remake everything and call it "re-imagined". Just another made up word.
@whoknew22732 ай бұрын
@@joes6527 re boot is another word or Unoriginal
@PunksterOS2 ай бұрын
It is very reminiscent of this famous passage: *_“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”_* - George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
@99Kresnik2 ай бұрын
Obligatory Tolkien paraphrase. Evil cannot create, it can only mar and twist what the forces of Good have made.
@somarriba3332 ай бұрын
Why does everything have to be remade... I even remade the statement.
@Steins_Snake3 ай бұрын
Taking the midgets out of Time Bandits is like taking the dwarfs out of Disney's Snow White. Am I right? Shoulda used midgets. They need jobs too.
@999jay9993 ай бұрын
Your right.
@dmac31832 ай бұрын
Blame Dinklage for stupid comments in interviews backing them getting replaced. They were the heart of the original, full of personality.
@danpolk19 күн бұрын
@@999jay999you’re*
@JEFFMAN3163 ай бұрын
No. Not another remake. There is absolutely no charm about this at all
@SpreadingtheMuseАй бұрын
Some of the best movies of all time are remakes. The Thing 1982. Body Snatchers 1978. True Grit 2011. Even the 1939 Wizard of Oz was the 4th or 5th adaption of the source material.
@JEFFMAN316Ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuse yeah. Those are remakes that too the content to another level because of the restrictions of the original. This is hit garbage and will be a PC nightmare. The fact that Lisa Kudrow is a lead makes it cringe
@SpreadingtheMuseАй бұрын
@@JEFFMAN316 What is everyones problem with Lisa Kudrow? And its OK to be "PC." The original movie was 90% white male. That was 80s sexism, and we're not supposed to be that shallow anymore. Anti- PC is just redneck fear-mongering.
@SpreadingtheMuseАй бұрын
@@JEFFMAN316 Isn't making a TV series also "another level?" And the original was budget restricted, so every 'past time' was just down the street in Europe. But this remake went to Hong Kong and South American in its first two episodes. PC is GOOD. Not bad.
@JEFFMAN316Ай бұрын
@@SpreadingtheMuse PC is never good. Why did they remove the “little people” aspect any way? Even the descendants of the original are pissed about it. Terry Gilliam himself walked off the set early after being hired as a consultant. This film was an obscure, creative and lighthearted joy to discover back then. You don’t have to try and remake something like that. It will never have the same effect on the audience. The same has been done with the recent interactions of Doctor Who. The charm has been lost.
@mrnoknowncure2 ай бұрын
So many of these remakes, reimaginings and reboots only serve to demonstrate that the original wasn’t an IP but rather a specific vision from an individual (or group of individuals working together). The newer stuff is just homogeneous.
@drulz2972 ай бұрын
man... if I had to bet on 80s movies I never thought would be remade... LOL
@stp42812 ай бұрын
One of the funniest scenes in the original movie was the Time Bandits singing Me & My Shadow in front of Napoleon and they ended up fighting each other - absolutely hilarious! I doubt if anything like this will be in the series.
@-VOR2 ай бұрын
Where's Dinklage bitching about dwarf actors with this one? Wtf?
@houndofzoltan2 ай бұрын
He's probably lost lots of work cuz of that comment: be careful what you wish for.
@yourenotmarywelcome86932 ай бұрын
Maybe he should have kept his mouth shut about Disney using the word dwarf and casting little people. Talk about pulling the ladder up behind you.
@travishiltz47502 ай бұрын
No. Just no. And Taika cast himself as god...?? Extra spoonful of no.
@ura43212 ай бұрын
The dwarfs were my favorite characters in this story, and they literally removed them from the story
@johnenigma85062 ай бұрын
This gives off "Late 90s NBC mini series" vibes.
@crokkadoodledoo99562 ай бұрын
SWEET FUCKIN JEEZUZ.... DO THEY HAVE TO FUCKIN RUIN EVERYTHING.
@albertbresca89042 ай бұрын
i guess some crazy dweeb thought this woudl be a wonderful idea.. i do hope they do not get to do a second season even though i have tried to watch only the first two episodes....
@extraordinarywolf3203 ай бұрын
NO NO NO. Do better .
@Soulgraven2 ай бұрын
Romy & Michelle's Bandits of Time
@johnenigma85062 ай бұрын
At least that would've been somewhat original.
@1enhanced12 ай бұрын
Good thing its on apple tv so no one can witness their childhood get destroyed
@Exile-exe2 ай бұрын
The trailer alone has ruined it. This is one of my 4 favs. And is at the top.
@nerds4knowledge2 ай бұрын
Oh man, these comments are fantastic. I love that I have the OG Time Bandits criterion dvd and that I have shown my kids that version. Because 😢 at this remake
@djhillfinger2 ай бұрын
Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
@johnaina86492 ай бұрын
Nice reference!
@QUEENOBSCURE2 ай бұрын
💯
@fragwagonАй бұрын
I mean, they're all freaks! Not one of them under 5 foot 6
@John.Angell2 ай бұрын
I hope Peter Dinklage is happy for costing little people actors their jobs.
@BrokenNoah3 ай бұрын
Why?
@robertortiz67493 ай бұрын
Better question is Who is going to watch it? Because they have just fucked up Time Bandits
@mappybc60972 ай бұрын
@@robertortiz6749Comforting anwser is almost no one is going to watch it anyways cause it's on Apple TV 😂.
@yourenotmarywelcome86932 ай бұрын
10’s of people.
@SpreadingtheMuseАй бұрын
Because I said it needed a remake. Most movies do.
@johnnybanana85623 ай бұрын
The people responsible for this abysmal remake are true bastards...
@hooksethijinx47693 ай бұрын
Time Bandits was ahead of its time. I cant get jiggy to this
@strangeloveofnevada2 ай бұрын
How does Taika Waititi keep getting work?
@jizzosh12332 ай бұрын
Taika Waititi "I got an idea.....formin' in my head..."
@seantaylor75212 ай бұрын
Loved the original as a kid, saw it on tv let's say a year ago and it is still a great movie!
@tombonususa40402 ай бұрын
Some might say it takes guts to remake such a great film like the original Time Bandits. I say it takes GALL!!! What were they thinking.........
@buckiemohawk36432 ай бұрын
where are the bandits???????????????????????
@rcwilliams49593 ай бұрын
Who thought this was a good idea? This shouldn't be happening!!!
@lucienwilliams43592 ай бұрын
Have they ever stopped to think about doing something original instead of rehashing cherished classics which is bound to lose them a ton of money and then they will blame the fans, it's another sign of a dying culture
@johnadams41762 ай бұрын
The original movie was outstanding as a kid watching.
@-KillaWatt-2 ай бұрын
So sick of remakes, sequels and reboots. Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.
@crokkadoodledoo99562 ай бұрын
on a serious note with the CGI/ green screen tech now they could/should of made a time bandits sequel. they can copy exactly what an actor sounds - looks/looked like from years ago. no need for actual human actors for 80% of a film. they could take all the original look of film and actors who are now mostly dead and recreate them digitally you wont even realize it. thats where movies should be heading.
@JohnB-nk8ze2 ай бұрын
God, please, just make it all stop!!!
@zigzagzarf2 ай бұрын
could they not find dwarf actors?....this is disrespectful to the original cast
@DawlessHouseMusic2 ай бұрын
100% Misses the point of the original.
@Section8Spectre2 ай бұрын
Lisa Kudrow? Really? this is an abomination. It will be laughed away into oblivion. Terry Gilliam must be beside himself
@zack23663 ай бұрын
when will hollywood learn that Taika Waititi is a flop -
@Steins_Snake3 ай бұрын
I thought he "looked" dashing on Our Flag Means Death. Then I got to know him. Nvm. Hard pass.
@davideberhardt61502 ай бұрын
Kinda peaked with Jojo Rabbit and turned into just another "big movies with big budgets and little to none creativity" director, sadly. Loved his early stuff.
@JoeyHollywoodFilms2 ай бұрын
I alway wondered what Time Bandits would be like without creativity...
@Franck_Lee2 ай бұрын
this is DOA MArk this comment. I called it.
@amdi89662 ай бұрын
Yeah you’re a real genius 😂
@Franck_Lee2 ай бұрын
@@amdi8966 takes one to know one ;)
@BinaryGauntlet2 ай бұрын
Hollywood Reporter: Charlyne Yi Says They Were Physically and Mentally Abused on ‘Time Bandits’ Series Set
@yourenotmarywelcome86932 ай бұрын
That could not be more on brand for 2024 Hollywood
@chandlorf2 ай бұрын
Just looks AWFUL! I saw the original as a kid in a theater, this looks nothing like it, just stop!
@FrostUK2 ай бұрын
I feel like Uwe Boll or Tommy Wiseau would've done better.
@soupsandwich12 ай бұрын
They seem a little tall, don't they?
@lordlucan662 ай бұрын
Lisa Kudrow for David Rappaport? How long have you been a casting agent? 4 foot 6 sir!
@dunantoolwork2 ай бұрын
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WTF NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@xombiesque2 ай бұрын
The original movie was a staple of my childhood. It is pure, inimitable magic. I love Taika Waititi's work, and think Jermaine Clement is always a joy to watch. But I am wholly heartbroken over this.
@dav03562 ай бұрын
They really are devoid of creativity and new ideas, and seem hellbent on destroying the legacies of all the good that came before the **** they now churn out
@Bearram12 ай бұрын
Nice of them to make a tralier showing us how bad it’s going to be. Warning not to watch. 👍
@HeidiMontross2 ай бұрын
Terry Gilliam must be shaking his head. Fuck no.
@crokkadoodledoo99562 ай бұрын
it looks more like Adventures of Baron Munchausen instead of Time Bandits
@delwebb9412 ай бұрын
Oh god they've fucked time bandits now
@straker4542 ай бұрын
Ugh! Even their version of the map looks like a cheap knock-off of the original. Couldn't even get that right.
@PtrOBrn2 ай бұрын
Heaven forbid they should employee people from a marginalized and small minority group who have diverse back grounds and come in many different shapes, sizes, and ethnicities... Dingleberry really did his fellow little people wrong.
@jeremyhatton13372 ай бұрын
Looks dreadful in comparison to original
@Estes7052 ай бұрын
Q: "Let's a make a re-make of a film that nobody wants to see, but how can we guarantee that it'll suck balls and bomb at the theater?" A: "Let's cast Lisa Kudrow in the lead."
@gagibakija48252 ай бұрын
Is this a parody on the original???
@whoopsi22883 ай бұрын
It would have been much cooler if we had seen thorin and his gang again but as time bandits.
2 ай бұрын
The originals had littles people in it, WTF!?
@Turambar37912 ай бұрын
Who the fuck though that this could be good enough to be compared with the original one... hope they will not pretend the same with Brazil and Munchausen..
@danphelps81202 ай бұрын
I've got more important things to do like organizing my toilet paper
@DavidShockley2 ай бұрын
Yeah but... Why? And WHERE ARE THE LITTLE-PEOPLE? Pass... Go watch the original, kids.
@AndyPlayedGuitar2 ай бұрын
Wow this looks so rubbish. The Terry Gilliam one still stands up, I'm unsure what they thought they could offer by remaking it... Maybe I'm just too old now...
@SaintDuck2 ай бұрын
This looks exactly like what nobody wanted.
@bloodsling2 ай бұрын
As far as directors go,Terry Gilliam>Taika Waititi,and it's not even close.
@Doctor-Stoppage2 ай бұрын
Rune Temte is my favorite Vikingr I've ever watched in a show or movie. He was brilliant as Ubba in "The Last Kingdom."
@johnhess94432 ай бұрын
Before they ban old movies so we can't compare quality, just watch the original. Enough with this crap. The old one is there, an all time great, just enjoy that and let Hollywood die already.
@joes65272 ай бұрын
Ugg..they just couldn't leave well enough alone. This is just more proof that they have completely run out of any original ideas and are reduced to recycling that which has come before. What a sad state of affairs that there is no more original thought or creativity left.
@n9neАй бұрын
thanks i never knew about the original now i do.
@patrickkenyon23262 ай бұрын
Lisa, you deserve better. Needs more Python.
@frogman99892 ай бұрын
STRONG FEMALE WAMEN LEADING DIVERSITY GANG: check box checked! No dwarves, because racism, or something, per Peter Dinklage: check! Inferior to original story with a touch of WOKE: check!!!!!! I wonder which episode will have the male on male love story?... surprised this is not a Disney production.
@kyndred-ry5mm2 ай бұрын
am gonna listen at the original right now
@ambushbob53832 ай бұрын
So apple hates people with dwarfism.
@Jayjay-qe6um2 ай бұрын
I've got nothing against Lisa Kudrow and the other actors, I just wish they hire small actors just like the original.
@crokkadoodledoo99562 ай бұрын
why couldnt they at least put Kudrows and other actors heads on dwarfs' bodles that would of been hysterical and great homage to original story.
@bambootaco49013 ай бұрын
Sigh. Why?
@joostschuur2 ай бұрын
"Now I've seen everything!"
@thefitchfergusonshow2 ай бұрын
That looks terrible! Some things you shouldn’t touch. Time Bandits is the coolest movie I’ve ever seen. Isn’t anything sacred? And why do they not want to give little people jobs? I’m sure there are plenty of dwarf actors who would have been stoked to have a job.
@andrewgow36002 ай бұрын
Just declare it a late april fools joke and we shall never speak of this again.