Here it is. The full version experience. listen at 2x speed for enlightenment All performances go to their owners, seriously, this is just a stupid meme lol
Пікірлер: 4 800
@panzerkampfwagenviausfv4 ай бұрын
Jesus never expected to get this to one million views what the hell you people doing
@bakodoesyt4 ай бұрын
im on my second time listening to this
@rubianoalex87344 ай бұрын
yes.
@encampedmars80164 ай бұрын
idk what this or why it has a million views but ig im part of that now
@Lycanzoid4 ай бұрын
makes sense given that today religiously is the ressurection of jesus christ
@damn-_-66134 ай бұрын
lmao
@albingrahn55765 ай бұрын
no matter how i turn my head, the chinese man reading the bible is always just outside of my peripheral vision
@robbiekavanagh28025 ай бұрын
this could be a creepypasta, or maybe an scp entry
@total_stoatal5 ай бұрын
@@robbiekavanagh2802 bro its just a meme chill
@alexcrazy14925 ай бұрын
He’s always just Over my shoulder
@ryth-24015 ай бұрын
@@robbiekavanagh2802 it really is Bible, I understand Chinese
@blue-teh5 ай бұрын
it do feels like that
@Eukalyptus-5 ай бұрын
"Why did this got recommended to me?!" Proceeds to listen to the full version.
@Ulexcool5 ай бұрын
bro 💀
@slurm15655 ай бұрын
Do you speak as poorly as you write?
@DaDogDefender5 ай бұрын
@@slurm1565😢
@TheTenthArt5 ай бұрын
m2
@lucascarlos29245 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@tamassasvari6364 ай бұрын
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are listening to the reading of Mozart's sheet music in the right ear, while 2x speed Chinese music plays in the left one.
@evankajikawa12774 ай бұрын
"beat four: two eighth notes C Bb, beat one: quarter note Bb, beat two: two eighth notes C Bb, beat three: quarter note Bb, beat four: two eighth notes C Bb, beat one: quarter note Bb, beat two quarter note G"
@Strogman253 ай бұрын
@@evankajikawa1277 Clarinet part. Bar one: Whole rest. Bar two: Whole rest. Bar three: Whole rest. Bar four: Whole rest.
@Wesslesybro18 күн бұрын
i swithed my headphones around for this
@squishyushi5 күн бұрын
-5000000 social credit 😵😱
@victoravdzhiev92064 ай бұрын
+75 iq points +1000000 social credit + insanity *10/10 experience helps me study
@luchyan4 ай бұрын
-1000000 social credit**
@UmamiPapi4 ай бұрын
No Christianity allowed in China. - social credit.
@-GlAdToBeHeRe-3 ай бұрын
@@luchyan +1000000 social credit**
@Zhdhcjen3 ай бұрын
@@-GlAdToBeHeRe-definitely minus. It’s the bible.
@someguyontheinternet7893 ай бұрын
practicing religions is discouraged in China
@pillbugm89145 ай бұрын
My Chinese mom is religious and used to make me practice piano religiously so this is just my childhood condensed into 3 hours and 50 minutes.
@yellowboi28795 ай бұрын
LOL
@Goldengames_5 ай бұрын
League of Legends@@yellowboi2879
@mastercharlesdiltardino80585 ай бұрын
what color was your jesus?
@legrandduca6875 ай бұрын
Im genuinely curious too. Yellow jesus ? @@mastercharlesdiltardino8058
@kostaftp5 ай бұрын
Have you also developed those sternocleidomastoid muscles?
@joefred44445 ай бұрын
date: 'so, what type of music do you listen to?' me: 'its complicated'
@Bigghnftjnfjjjjj5 ай бұрын
that was so funny bro 😂😂😂🤫🧏
@sohham67875 ай бұрын
Another joefred4444 banger! keep it up boss ❤
@lolasdm69595 ай бұрын
Oh yeah I love listening to Mozart on two time speed while listening to Chinese recital of the Bible.
@alviGD5 ай бұрын
updoot !!! nice comment fellow reddit elite !
@user-eb7yj6vt7u5 ай бұрын
@@Bigghnftjnfjjjjj”im nothing like yall😂😭😭😭” ahh comment😢
@sierra121cyan4 ай бұрын
once you watch it for 1:30:00 straight, you feel a joy that no drug can satisfy. most likely because of a sort of stockholm syndrome gained from watching it for so long
@JasmineDione19 күн бұрын
I’m only 27 seconds in and I already feel that drug like joy. 😅
@j-rus53454 ай бұрын
I jokingly played this while coding and ended up listening to it for an hour 💀
@iblqzed8761Ай бұрын
so true, same happened to me
@loatist5 ай бұрын
Bro I love breakcore
@otto86845 ай бұрын
I am hyperventilating rn
@Bulwarkbarnacle995 ай бұрын
Break core mentioned
@BozoMakesMusic5 ай бұрын
breakcore bible in chinese?? i have idea
@purplegoopguy5 ай бұрын
needs more amen break
@xrendr5 ай бұрын
Oh you also love "Breakcore: Identity and Interaction on Peer-to-Peer" by Andrew Whelan? How lucky to find a fellow social construct theory enjoyer.
@MarcoMa2105 ай бұрын
I am still pondering about the fact that this video made me realize that i've been wearing my headphones wrong for a year.
@ayanaalemayehu29985 ай бұрын
im happy for you
@stefm.w.36405 ай бұрын
@@ayanaalemayehu2998 im happy for him too
@torment47235 ай бұрын
non gamer found
@celery.05325 ай бұрын
no this video is swapped for some reason, the text doesnt match up. google stereo sound test
@TheTenthArt5 ай бұрын
At least this video had some use!
@loongyukhou63042 ай бұрын
im chinese, im christian, i can confirm that this nice man reads from beginging until Genesis 47:18 (unfinished secntence)of the bible
@vericudebugetАй бұрын
I mean, it kinda makes sense. The entire Gospel of John takes about 2 hours to read.
@Fakemarcel15 күн бұрын
Its rare to find a Chinese Christian, just wanted to say hello fellow brother :)
@hoppuu12 күн бұрын
@Fakemarcel hello, fellow chinese Christians!
@Josh_Delightful12 күн бұрын
Hello fellow believer
@user-nj9ru4ef2w11 күн бұрын
@@Fakemarcel not that rare lol
@seriousconcerns9445 ай бұрын
im drunk as fuck and have work in 3 hours what am i doing with my life
@zimbim75625 ай бұрын
how’s work
@spaceturtle88895 ай бұрын
Name checks out
@walker62965 ай бұрын
Seeking enlightenment
@Jstnbkim29475 ай бұрын
You need to lock tf in
@robertmikicki61265 ай бұрын
right things
@ogmaciasss5 ай бұрын
i can feel my brain enlarging
@Vextrove5 ай бұрын
Careful There is limited space in your skull
@wafflemation68875 ай бұрын
thats concerning
@FreezeGoon5 ай бұрын
Tumor
@TrueIdjiot5 ай бұрын
It’s starting to hurt
@yahlikejazz5 ай бұрын
That y yi long ma made Neuralink@@Vextrove
@felmagfer-notalt4 ай бұрын
props for the chinese that read the whole bible out loud for us
@MikeHawkaMildlyStank3 ай бұрын
Clearly you arent paying attention 😤 its a segment looped. Listen to the full thing again
@chortons3323 ай бұрын
shoutout to mozart that played all this wonderful music for us
@user-vq8on7dh1y3 ай бұрын
The youtube Channel for the whole Digital book of Bible in Chinese is named one body
@yassgurl59363 ай бұрын
@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank That makes sense I was wondering why the guy said yabolahan so much.
@Hanessy2 ай бұрын
@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank What part is looped? It goes through famous narratives in Genesis and Exodus, I don't think it even went through all of it
@hershgaming97514 ай бұрын
This is unironically very amazing study material.
@Oceanrex4 ай бұрын
True
@Username-1939t93 ай бұрын
it's a good mix of chaos that makes my brain start functioning and zone out at the same time
@willywonka30502 ай бұрын
Unless ur chinese and happen to understand the right ear lol
@Pappagar5 ай бұрын
me: yo pass the aux friend: you better not play trash me:
@occultsupport5 ай бұрын
you got fire taste
@jankobbbra5 ай бұрын
a man of culture i see
@Aguy181015 ай бұрын
your friend might call it trash but he is just stupid
@Todd-_-Umptious5 ай бұрын
I feel better now knowing kids are still using Aux and not eveyrones guzzlin down that bluetooth signal interference grabage. Still have to travel the whole county just to find some wired desktop speakers though... Damn shame.
@tonipepperoni34245 ай бұрын
@@Todd-_-Umptioustbh i kinda hate bluetooth just a lil for the fact that i know the audio quality is never as high as wired audio because some of the information is lost through transmission since the wire is not physically there and the signal is not replicated as accurately
@DroopyDachi5 ай бұрын
I don’t know what I did in order for this to appear in my recommend, but here we are
@NewSchattenRayquaza5 ай бұрын
The algorythm has blessed you my brother 🙏
@CandyThePuppy5 ай бұрын
same here
@koreancactus5 ай бұрын
you and me brother
@NeedSpeed395 ай бұрын
punishment for bad social credit
@Repl1ca28045 ай бұрын
soo true man
@bleped3 ай бұрын
ive adhd and this is unironically so relaxing, ive been studying chinese for a few hours and this really helped me to stay focused
@daymanwhoa48933 ай бұрын
Ok so reading the comments while listening is an entire experience on its own. 10/10 recommending to my friends... tomorrow I will play this at work just to see how customers react
@wizcats5035Ай бұрын
how'd it go lol
@WorgenWorldАй бұрын
We wanna know the outcome hahahaha
@Macbook35 ай бұрын
This just gifted me 30 iq points
@AsMightyAsBread5 ай бұрын
30 social credits
@miwathestrongest5 ай бұрын
+30iq +1000000000 social credit score 🤑🤑🤑
@jin_cotl5 ай бұрын
As someone from China, what even are these comments 💀 lmfao
@Tect_on5 ай бұрын
don't let the wumao see this... @@jin_cotl
@simulacrum18245 ай бұрын
Now you have 45! Congratulations! (Still more than me)
@AsianAnticsOfficial5 ай бұрын
This is what Louis Armstrong was hearing when he wrote the Mona Lisa
@catronit565 ай бұрын
real
@mewkatlol5 ай бұрын
This is what Chudmong Chinagong zippered when he zapped and napped
@MisterTheRobot5 ай бұрын
This is what Leonardo dicaprio heard when making his invention
@AsianAnticsOfficial5 ай бұрын
Lmao these are terrible replies
@hgb34055 ай бұрын
What Mary’s little Clifford (from A wrinkle in oz) was smelling when composing “Charlottes’s Suit-proof Bullet”
@Monadic6464 ай бұрын
After listening to this one single time (with $2,000 headphones, not sure if this part is necessary) I am now fluent in Mandarin Chinese, I am an ordained minister of the Roman Catholic Church, and I've gained employment as a professional classical maestro. Thank you.
@barbadoskado27692 ай бұрын
This video works well if there are loud neighbors or people partying outside of your window. Just put this at full volume with windows open. People will be legitimately so freaked out that they will get scared and be quiet (because it is hard to process what kind of person listenes to this) - works well where I live, but now my landlord and neighbors think I'm crazy, which is a small price to pay for peace in my opinion.
@smljnsn655 ай бұрын
I listened once and then flipped my head phones around and listened again, completely new experience 10/10
@jeremiahrowe35194 ай бұрын
best comment so far
@charlieisme4 ай бұрын
it really is though
@briangarrrett72374 ай бұрын
does he read it backwards?
@LordGreninjack4 ай бұрын
@@briangarrrett7237 does the Mozart song play in 0.5x speed too?
@junipre9854 ай бұрын
@@LordGreninjackno it plays backwards
@ress1325 ай бұрын
Imagine that each and every single one of your decision you took so far in your life , led to this single moment alone
@scalkin4 ай бұрын
the glorious culmination of 17 years' efforts
@edgargad29414 ай бұрын
Worth it.
@thehipsterking21844 ай бұрын
Finally! All that struggle I had to go trough all these years paid off!
@brown96714 ай бұрын
alot of things that also werent my descions
@IamKAyrox4 ай бұрын
I regret nothing
@saratogawestern80273 ай бұрын
i am currently writing an essay and i put this as my music to listen to and it’s working im pumping out 10 words per sec
@nek0mancer_uwu3 ай бұрын
this is literally a perfect test for determining if your headphones are put on correctly
@6drk6mrc616 күн бұрын
That's how I use this masterpiece
@SquaredMediaYT5 ай бұрын
truly motivating
@BLAZEYAnimations5 ай бұрын
I agree
@Insephet5 ай бұрын
Very
@jacktfbofficial5 ай бұрын
Inspirational even
@boldyboat58325 ай бұрын
Yes
@zilleyon5 ай бұрын
At last, Music 2.0 has dropped
@jj_verona5 ай бұрын
bros this is not a shitpost, this is actually helping me focus on my coursework
@0SkySniper4 ай бұрын
Same actually lol
@spookal98434 ай бұрын
brainmaxxing rn.
@tastyboogeryummmymmmm4 ай бұрын
frrr, i studied for like 30 minutes before realizing i was actually STUDYING
@bhacimustafaoglu4 ай бұрын
i have my stats final in 2 days, this shit got me gooiiinnngggg
@tastyboogeryummmymmmm4 ай бұрын
@bhacimustafaoglu yoooo good luck bro
@asquishyjellyfish54314 ай бұрын
i can now see sounds hear colours thank you for this wonderful experience
@davicavalcanti-xc7xh27 күн бұрын
I still remember the day I stumbled upon that peculiar video. It was during my junior year of college, and I was struggling to keep up with my coursework. I was feeling overwhelmed, and my grades were starting to slip. That's when I discovered a video that claimed to improve focus and concentration by playing Mozart on the left ear and the Chinese Bible on the right ear. I was skeptical at first, but desperate for a solution, I decided to give it a try. At first, I was hesitant to listen to the video. I mean, Mozart and the Chinese Bible? It sounded like a weird combination. But as I started listening, I was surprised by how calming and soothing the music was. The gentle melody of Mozart's symphony seemed to wash over me, calming my nerves and clearing my mind. Meanwhile, the soft, gentle voice of the Chinese Bible recited passages that seemed to resonate deep within me. As I continued to listen, I started to notice a change within myself. I felt more focused, more alert, and more able to absorb the information being presented to me. It was as if the combination of Mozart and the Chinese Bible had somehow unlocked a deeper level of understanding within me. I started to use the video every day, listening to it while I studied, worked on assignments, and even during exams. And the results were astonishing. My grades started to improve dramatically, and I found myself able to tackle even the most challenging subjects with ease. But it wasn't just my academic performance that improved. I also noticed a change in my overall mood and attitude. I felt more calm, more centered, and more at peace. The constant stress and anxiety that had been plaguing me for months started to dissipate, replaced by a sense of clarity and purpose. As I looked back on my experience, I realized that the video had somehow helped me to tap into a deeper level of consciousness. It was as if the combination of Mozart and the Chinese Bible had somehow awakened a part of my brain that had been dormant, allowing me to access new levels of knowledge and understanding. I know it sounds strange, but I truly believe that the video had a profound impact on my learning experience. It helped me to stay focused, to stay calm, and to access new levels of understanding. And for that, I will always be grateful. In the end, I learned that sometimes the most unlikely combinations can lead to the most profound results. And I will always cherish the memory of that peculiar video that changed my life in ways I never could have imagined."
@biancapimenteldeandradebar644427 күн бұрын
Querido Davicavalcantixc7xh Estou profundamente emocionado(a) e grato(a) pelo lindo texto que você escreveu sobre o vídeo 'Mozart está na minha cabeça e um chinês também'. Suas palavras capturaram a essência e a magia da experiência de uma forma que tocou meu coração. A maneira como você descreveu as nuances e a conexão entre a música de Mozart e a presença do chinês foi verdadeiramente inspiradora. Muito obrigado(a) por compartilhar sua visão e por dedicar seu tempo para criar algo tão especial. Seu talento com as palavras é admirável e sou imensamente grato(a) por seu apoio e sensibilidade. Com gratidão, EU
@schizosamurai88405 ай бұрын
Is there someone else unironically listening to this?
@barackobama11875 ай бұрын
No lowkey
@panzerkampfwagenviausfv5 ай бұрын
me.
@i_have_kids_in_my_basement.5 ай бұрын
me
@mememananimations21045 ай бұрын
i am
@NewSchattenRayquaza5 ай бұрын
I feel called out here
@memer94915 ай бұрын
This is a powerful tool, I have been struggling with my math homework, decided to turn this on and 6 seconds later figured out what I was doing wrong.
@jssjnehdjrndn60835 ай бұрын
Reall, I couldn’t do chemistry stoichimetry but I slowly figured and read out how to do it from my notes. I got it now!
@tytexter7945 ай бұрын
Sounds like you waichu wong
@jugofmilk415 ай бұрын
Can attest
@Scor3275 ай бұрын
I'm doing my own 12th grade math homework rn and it's unironically helping listening to this, so I can attest
@harmanrahteam77264 ай бұрын
I'm doing my 11th grade studies for my exams, and this is uncomfortably helping me study.
@qlassve1ns3 ай бұрын
It's even funnier when you play piano and know the piece and you're also a Chinese speaker 😭😭
@HolyMoly-jh2sr2 ай бұрын
Violin player, Chinese, Christian ✅
@SaruskyM3 ай бұрын
anyone else has fallen asleep to this? It's the perfect amount of noise, like falling asleep watching tv 😩
@gruntonium16695 ай бұрын
this is somehow genuinely calming after getting used to the chinese bible being slightly from behind in direction
@VEGA_CORE5 ай бұрын
Same, I spent 5 hours listening to this. Perhaps I'm a bit insane?
@coucoul385 ай бұрын
@@VEGA_COREPerhaps
@mewkatlol5 ай бұрын
God is always behind you to the right, if you were able to turn fast enough you could see
@HavanaSyndrome695 ай бұрын
I hate the right ear so much. It's extremely uncomfortable. The left ear is fine but feels like cocaine
@Knight_1415 ай бұрын
@@mewkatlol im going to listen to this the whole sunday for not going to church :D
@daburd39795 ай бұрын
edging for 3 hours listening to this
@Jeff-iq2do5 ай бұрын
和我弟弟一样 ❤❤❤
@daveypocket88475 ай бұрын
I couldn't even edge to this, I busted immediately!!!!!
@GrayDaDolf5 ай бұрын
@@daveypocket8847cleanup on aisle... My pants
@silverius6785 ай бұрын
@@daveypocket8847clean up on aisle MY BROTHER ‼️😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@cyfar7045 ай бұрын
bro what
@bronk56924 ай бұрын
her: "heyyy what u doin today? :)" me: "i'm busy" me:
@hezekiahrose27434 ай бұрын
Surprisingly not awful to listen to and actually relaxing after a few minutes
@Ozzard5 ай бұрын
We've peaked as a species.
@SethQuinday-uf8ln5 ай бұрын
As a Viltrumite your species is clearly superior
@vaxx-11615 ай бұрын
It's all downhill from here
@brianmo29655 ай бұрын
"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated"
@joshuao72895 ай бұрын
Weed eater
@IHaulBoxes5 ай бұрын
I missed that sentence... now I have to listen again...
@zackbuildit885 ай бұрын
Weed eater
@judgemanamacarsanar36262 ай бұрын
Weed eater
@mlruuu4 ай бұрын
why the hell is this four hours long and why am I going to sit here and listen to all of it
@danielbulmer2993 ай бұрын
I’m studying physics while listening to this. I have reached peak form.
@DeathlyTombstone5 ай бұрын
30 minutes in, one feels uncomfortable. 1 hour in, one feels a sense of understanding without knowing what's spoken. 3 hours in, one feels an overwhelming sense of superiority to those not listening to this masterpiece.
@nonsense_gamess5 ай бұрын
12 hours in, one is proficent in the chinese language
@m1bl4n5 ай бұрын
@@nonsense_gamess and music!
@krzemian5 ай бұрын
I arrived at the superiority mark around 20 minutes in
@marutideokar43855 ай бұрын
😂😂
@quilbug18834 ай бұрын
ok, Cloud Retainer
@mr_mcnic4 ай бұрын
The great thing about this audio experience is its versatility. You can listen to it as intended, you can take the right earbud out and listen to Mozart at 2x speed, you could take out the left earbud and listen to a Chinese man preach the Bible, or you could take out both and listen to nothing! Truly a masterpiece skillfully crafted for all audiences.
@retardedidiot1234564 ай бұрын
You can also play the video at half speed and listen to normal Mozart while someone slowly reads the Bible in Chinese
@specializededucation4 ай бұрын
you can also flip the headphones for an opposite listening expirience
@dao_of_potato49574 ай бұрын
You can also play it from your phone speaker to hear both from the same place!
@Zygecks4 ай бұрын
@specializededucation It's not just an opposite learning experience. It's an oppositely ACCELERATED learning experience.
@tenochmorales90094 ай бұрын
I am the 332 like... My time has come and now it's the future's generation of likes to take over
@RedMystyrio4 ай бұрын
Hah, playing with fire and overstimulating myself by listening to this with an ND brain, bass boosted settings on my earbuds, trying to write, think about characters, and what I'm doing with my life at the same time! I'm planning to shed my mortal skin and acend to the next reality!
@yarn-kt1do4 ай бұрын
This video changed my life. Thank you!
@decorative2954 ай бұрын
I have the urge to click away, but am too scared for the void that will come into my life afterwards...
@davialmeida44424 ай бұрын
The Mozart music gives you sustenance, the Chinese man gives you meaning. without them, you are nothing
@jonahriddiford34774 ай бұрын
same bro
@aaronhpa4 ай бұрын
@@davialmeida4442 JAJAJAJAJAJA Un visionario
@larry93933 ай бұрын
I'm enthralled as well. There is something so... Sublime about this... 🚬
@YmirXOАй бұрын
I've been stuck here for 2 months for this exact reason
@glerbus95615 ай бұрын
this is the activation code for a sleeper agent
@insert_creative_line_here15165 ай бұрын
I have a cold and this made me snot all over myself
@Timohept5 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ is the Sleeper Agent - let the wicked tremble upon the earth...
@ryanjohnson36155 ай бұрын
He's a late sleeper.@@Timohept
@Timohept5 ай бұрын
@@ryanjohnson3615But he always wakes up ;)
@qstionblomens61385 ай бұрын
Long-ass code
@Emisfalse3 ай бұрын
within 20 minutes of listening to this, i finished a whole unit of my greece course on duolingo. well done.
@spongewatah87403 ай бұрын
got 13 missing school assignments done in 2 hours with this going. who needs meds now??
@NighttimeJuneau5 ай бұрын
Watch at 2x speed to truly transcend
@BoogiePraisingTheGoodLord5 ай бұрын
Am doing.
@demitrigarvey5 ай бұрын
Play at .5x speed to devolve into bacteria
@0b5e55ive5 ай бұрын
i feel my brain shrinking after proceeding with this evidence
@panther36185 ай бұрын
I am edging and ascending
@dumbbumsc53295 ай бұрын
😫
@foxtopuscreations60465 ай бұрын
This is how the Taiping rebellion happened
@MiMi_MoMo5 ай бұрын
I can’t 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 This is hilarious!
@CBlargh5 ай бұрын
That's some dark humour, friend. The only thing more messed up is the Taiping Rebellion itself... What kind of magic do the Christians possess that they can memory hole a Christian death cult that murdered 10 million people?... and not the N-zis this time!
@ZeusGExactly5 ай бұрын
I can’t 🤣 😂 😂 😅 This is hilarious!
@spookycaovuki5 ай бұрын
I can’t 🤣 😂 😂 😅 This is hilarious!
@raulivan21035 ай бұрын
I can’t 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 This is hilarious!
@DzejEjt4 ай бұрын
It helps me fall asleep every night. Thx bro❤🔥
@motherrmothie4 ай бұрын
clicked on this as a joke but you have no clue how much its actually helped me focus on my work
@falckiee75505 ай бұрын
i watch this in 0.5x speed to get a even deeper understanding of the chinese bible. Thank you for making this
@Flachdachbunker5 ай бұрын
@Darko1.05 ай бұрын
Is it the Chinese Bible or the Bible in Chinese?
@falckiee75505 ай бұрын
@@Darko1.0 兄弟你为什么要翻译这个
@manboy47205 ай бұрын
@@Darko1.0 that's a dangerous question.
@bucloo64135 ай бұрын
then its just mozart in normal speed 😞
@guavasalt5 ай бұрын
this dectivated some of my brain functions and i dont know how to get them back
@WafflePlaneRC5 ай бұрын
put your headphones on backwards and play this in reverse, should undo the changes. Hope this helps!
@Maelys_P5 ай бұрын
@@WafflePlaneRCmeda it wose :{
@UltraLegoEnthusiast5 ай бұрын
@@WafflePlaneRC*deactivates the rest of ur brain
@Mr.MessOpixels5 ай бұрын
@@Maelys_P watch the video in reverse then
@Maelys_P5 ай бұрын
@@Mr.MessOpixels uwen :s
@rosemary98017 күн бұрын
Him: if you love me breathe if you don’t recite the bible in chinese while simultaneously playing mozart on the piano Her:
@Oceanrex4 ай бұрын
Absolutely beautiful, just as God intended.
@muai5 ай бұрын
I feel like Immanuel Kant
@hello-rq8kf5 ай бұрын
伊曼纽尔·康德
@hello-ii5lh5 ай бұрын
@@hello-rq8kf hello
@Turnip_5 ай бұрын
@@hello-rq8kf
@nicknewaccount75365 ай бұрын
the circus is coming
@burr695 ай бұрын
I Immanuel Kant stop coming
@Nawer_Rapter5 ай бұрын
It's very impressive for someone to play the piano at such speed while reciting the bible, even more so being able to record both separated in two channels. A master of their craft.
@Luigi887655 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@Chazzkun4 ай бұрын
@@Luigi88765 tryna make it climb then 🙏
@emotionaldamage95824 ай бұрын
sex
@hashchief6643 ай бұрын
Quickly learned that my speakers are the wrong way around on my desk. Not fixed yet. 10/10
@guccibanana957520 күн бұрын
this video healed my lung cancer and repaired my marriage and relationship with my son
@wheelsnickgameplays5 ай бұрын
best experience i've had in 7 years, 3 months, 23 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds
@meatballsamurai35955 ай бұрын
What happened 7 years 3 months 23 days 9 hours 51 minutes and 32 seconds ago
@samtheballoon15225 ай бұрын
Just you wait until 8 years, 5 months, 28 days, 7 hours, 29 minutes and 14 seconds from now. It’ll be sooooo cool
@ciracookie74914 ай бұрын
so i looked it up and he must mean something inbetween, the 22nd of november and the 24th of november in 2016. on the 22nd grace hopper was given the medal of freedeom by barack obama. on the 24th a research team published discovery of 1,500 new viruses found in invertebrates. There were no video game releases that day as well
@exoticfanta4 ай бұрын
@@samtheballoon1522Bro thats nothing in 9 years 2 months 4 days 7 hours 3 minutes and 43 Second will be the best
@ThetrueSpork4 ай бұрын
@@meatballsamurai3595 the world would love to know to be honest, what happened 7 years, 3 months, 23 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds or now ~7 years, 4 months, 2 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds ago in wheelsnickgameplays life.
@JudgeNicodemus5 ай бұрын
why is this so funny? like, genuinely, it throws me into a giggling fit every few minutes.
@peppino36095 ай бұрын
This Is so true
@user-ug1dh1zy4v5 ай бұрын
It's just your graphene hydroxide assembling network.
@AckzaTV5 ай бұрын
Real answer: look up absurdist humor My answer: inherent funny idea that we all somehow agree that listening to two different things in each ear is some sort of trick, like tye mozart will make you smarter, and doubling the speed like your a robot, and then the idea of each ear needing like a different right brain left brain experience is funny and finally the idea of the Bible being for the right ear like you need your morality but it has to be in chinese so it's just for smart people, and the image which looks like some new meme buy is just will.smiths ai robot image all pumped up, leading me to believe this is really some excersize meant for an ai training model is just funny
@dakodak-e6j5 ай бұрын
@@AckzaTV we ain't reading allat
@Asherwolf-kl2ig5 ай бұрын
@@dakodak-e6j we are reading allat
@agh5424 ай бұрын
i feel like im lobotomized and high on alcohol
@Qu-n3 ай бұрын
i studied a few days ago with this is background music, I got a 89/100 on the test, listening to this again for my next test
@zhonghuaxiansheng5 ай бұрын
I am a chinese christian (with adhd too) and thusly I will be watching this video religiously (in more ways than one)
@peopledobelikethat5 ай бұрын
God bless you brother stay brave fighting the good fight
@white65055 ай бұрын
that is quite the dangerous combination. we are the salt of the earth
@mervinfellizar46775 ай бұрын
does the bible recital loop or not?
@micheal51175 ай бұрын
from one chinese christian to anotha, alleluia ♥️✝️
@akritoi32075 ай бұрын
Is the reading genesis or matthew and luke?
@Shmookcakes5 ай бұрын
As someone who is actually learning Chinese and listens to Mozart all the time... I am not the target audience.
@Riotdrone5 ай бұрын
chinese isn't a language
@FishWithAquaphobia5 ай бұрын
@@Riotdrone You're right. Chinese is a feeling. How do I become Chinese?
@alexstach86675 ай бұрын
@@FishWithAquaphobia I was chinese once. It was great!
@themoongateofficial5 ай бұрын
@@Riotdroneis a way of life
@syenous24545 ай бұрын
@@alexstach8667 Chinese? I was Chinese once. They locked me in a city, the Forbidden City, filled with emperors, and emperors make me Chinese.
@kalyuke3 ай бұрын
watched the whole way through. really amazing stuff. beautiful narration + sick beats by mozart.
@Mt_Olive4 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!! This helped me finally finish my hit single book, "The Mozart Bible (Chinese edition)"
@FightingTorque4115 ай бұрын
I'm not kidding when I say this - I just listened to this at least four times over the weekend while crunching two law assessment papers, and it was shockingly effective at keeping my mind from wandering, in a way that neither "normal" music nor silence can achieve. So, thank you, sincerely, for the upload.
@@milokiss8276I'm realizing this is going to be an amazing homework tool
@2hardbackrub7435 ай бұрын
faduq hilarity did I just get kicked into? Fenliee wo de siuxiang!
@pollitopio23295 ай бұрын
What
@mafe22335 ай бұрын
i've stopped wondering how the wonders of the internet came to be I simply appreciate them now
@Dr.Dankerson2 ай бұрын
Why am i seeing sounds
@oVampsy3 ай бұрын
The proper way to study for AP tests
@nickwillard44715 ай бұрын
Can you make a 24 hour version so that I don't have to keep hitting replay every 3 hours and 48 minutes?
@panzerkampfwagenviausfv5 ай бұрын
Ok ill make it eventually
@SusEngineSFS5 ай бұрын
nah I want the Bible in Chinese to continue
@SusEngineSFS5 ай бұрын
nah I want the Bible in Chinese to continue
@arbuzow5 ай бұрын
@zenity_racer76 nah, he want the bible to continue
@arbuzow5 ай бұрын
@zenity_racer76 reading chinese is bit hard for those who are non fluent
@wabbagabba5 ай бұрын
this is genuinely oddly calming
@frogpastethedyke5 ай бұрын
exactly! It's so bizarre
@sidthemann255 ай бұрын
we’re all simultaneously getting smarter
@koli42135 ай бұрын
this makes me want to be a danger to myself or others
@patricklewis97875 ай бұрын
Listen to more classical it’s pretty good. Not even an expert or anything on it but it’s great
@lazydreamerr5 ай бұрын
are you neurodivergent perchance
@leggylegends9852 ай бұрын
currently listening to this while memorising my french speaking assessment, I have to admit it is actually kind of helping.
@ChesseteАй бұрын
here from lily's stream lmao
@MelAegis5 ай бұрын
play 3 seperate instances of this at once to experience maximum catharsis
@psykol-15 ай бұрын
i'm listening to: Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO] Mozart 2x Speed Left Ear | Bible In Chinese Right Ear Mozart (2x speed) Bible (chinese) - Full Version (accelerated learning experience) I can feel my brain expanding rapidly. I'm coming for you, Einstein.
@MindlessMegaLawl5 ай бұрын
I tried like 26 minutes of simultaneously: - 6 instances of this video on different timestamps - Penderecki's Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima - Playing Minesweeper and later watching Re:Zero's deaths (I would've watched Higurashi's but I don't want to spoil myself) Truly a schizo experience. Next time I could watch different Saw movies on different devices as well, but yet again, I lasted only 26 minutes xd
@JermsKylefilms5 ай бұрын
@@MindlessMegaLawl holy crap i just did this and it fucked my brain
@MindlessMegaLawl5 ай бұрын
@@JermsKylefilms Lol ikr? Brave of you to give it a try, my respects madlad, I just hope you didn't do it at 5am like I did lol
@Timohept5 ай бұрын
Until you look into the conspiracy of the Cathar Crusade - and how "Innocent" the Pope really was.
@nomo18105 ай бұрын
I tried to listen to this while doing english homework. I have never felt more stressed, 10/10 would listen again.
@user-bg8nb2of7n4 ай бұрын
i put it at 2 times speed now i can watch it twice in 3 hours 48 minutes and 9 seconds (this video was on my fyp so i'm just here for the expeirience) peak of my life
@user-rn4jm8ds5s3 ай бұрын
im playing this when im working out,truly masterpiece full of inspired
@KM-jw1vi5 ай бұрын
to maximise the acceleration of my learning experience I have opened this in five separate tabs, put them all on 2x speed and skipped to separate timestamps. very educational
@DavidRodriguez-dy1er5 ай бұрын
The design is very human
@sashafryz78955 ай бұрын
imagine tying someone to chair and making them listen to what you just said for 90 days straight)))) (its a joke)
@panzerkampfwagenviausfv5 ай бұрын
brain powr
@scrollkeeper52725 ай бұрын
Listened to the first 20mins, not sure what it did to my brain, but it definitely did something alright.
@m1bl4n5 ай бұрын
Still healthier than watching Tiktoks or KZbin Shorts
@advilgamer5 ай бұрын
watch more now
@chortons3323 ай бұрын
i have the worst high and this gives me peace
@OmniJuice22 күн бұрын
No one that has ever watched this video searched for it. Its been recommended to everyone here
@mikehok89354 ай бұрын
this is ironically so good as background. it's oddly stimulating and theres a guy who's randomly saying some words in a relaxing way so it gives ease. now i want more videos of people reading in a language with no emphasis on voice acting so the background dialogue doesnt stick out or grab your attention by accident. surprisingly, i love it.
@Maydupnem7774 ай бұрын
The word of our lord touches the heart no matter the language its spoken in. 🙏💯💯
@Apotheosis04 ай бұрын
@@Maydupnem777Truth.
@GGUFSNAS4 ай бұрын
I can understand Chinese, makes it more meaningful.
@Done_WT134 ай бұрын
That’s so real
@WinslowEric3 ай бұрын
It fells apart if you can understand Chinese
@MADISONSDREAM5 ай бұрын
this is legit helping my adhd brain focus on tasks
@panzerkampfwagenviausfv5 ай бұрын
Kinda same actually, lol
@dank.5 ай бұрын
Sameeeee
@quarot5 ай бұрын
-helps people with adhd -helps people get adhd seems good
@obscure.reference5 ай бұрын
keep lying to yourself
@MADISONSDREAM5 ай бұрын
@@obscure.reference how
@bennerdoodle30003 ай бұрын
unironically makes good background sound for when i do homework. because i dont understand chinese i cant properly divert my attention to listen to what is going on. then theres just the mozart
@The_Castol4 ай бұрын
Bro I’m actually loosing my shit at this thumbnail bro I’m crying
@hieronymusbinch95265 ай бұрын
Drunk, computer dying, work in the morning. This is exactly what I need
@gebo78535 ай бұрын
Only the right ear of my headphone works. Mozart is so close, and yet, I will never grasp his sound.
@sillysputnik5 ай бұрын
if it's any consolation, Beethoven physically couldn't either by the time he was 45, so i think you've got some time
@IcedTeaForU4 ай бұрын
My right headphone doesnt work so im just hearing mozart...
@greg91514 ай бұрын
i played tf2 with this in the background and i think this is the best ive ever played, 10/10 very inspirational video
@brkicaleksandar115 ай бұрын
This is true KZbin premium
@Gameboylogan5 ай бұрын
Thank you for improving my workflow. No longer do I have to have one tab of Mozart 2x speed and one tab of Chinese Bible reading.
@TsukoBzh4 ай бұрын
You killed me
@Nov-52 ай бұрын
Bro, this video is a gem, I use it for everything, from showering to studying, it has even cured my autism and my chinese grandfather's Alzheimer's