Mozart (2x speed) Bible (chinese) - Full Version (accelerated learning experience)

Here it is. The full version experience.
listen at 2x speed for enlightenment
All performances go to their owners, seriously, this is just a stupid meme lol

[@panzerkampfwagenviausfv]

Jesus never expected to get this to one million views what the hell you people doing

[@bakodoesyt]

im on my second time listening to this

[@rubianoalex8734]

yes.

[@encampedmars8016]

idk what this or why it has a million views but ig im part of that now

[@Lycanzoid]

makes sense given that today religiously is the ressurection of jesus christ

[@damn-_-6613]

lmao

[@albingrahn5576]

no matter how i turn my head, the chinese man reading the bible is always just outside of my peripheral vision

[@robbiekavanagh2802]

this could be a creepypasta, or maybe an scp entry

[@total_stoatal]

@@robbiekavanagh2802 bro its just a meme chill

[@alexcrazy1492]

He’s always just Over my shoulder

[@ryth-2401]

​@@robbiekavanagh2802 it really is Bible, I understand Chinese

[@blue-teh]

it do feels like that

[@Eukalyptus-]

"Why did this got recommended to me?!" Proceeds to listen to the full version.

[@Ulexcool]

bro 💀

[@slurm1565]

Do you speak as poorly as you write?

[@DaDogDefender]

@@slurm1565😢

[@TheTenthArt]

m2

[@lucascarlos2924]

EXACTLY

[@tamassasvari636]

Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are listening to the reading of Mozart's sheet music in the right ear, while 2x speed Chinese music plays in the left one.

[@evankajikawa1277]

"beat four: two eighth notes C Bb, beat one: quarter note Bb, beat two: two eighth notes C Bb, beat three: quarter note Bb, beat four: two eighth notes C Bb, beat one: quarter note Bb, beat two quarter note G"

[@Strogman25]

@@evankajikawa1277 Clarinet part. Bar one: Whole rest. Bar two: Whole rest. Bar three: Whole rest. Bar four: Whole rest.

[@Wesslesybro]

i swithed my headphones around for this

[@squishyushi]

-5000000 social credit 😵😱

[@victoravdzhiev9206]

+75 iq points +1000000 social credit + insanity *10/10 experience helps me study

[@luchyan]

-1000000 social credit**

[@UmamiPapi]

No Christianity allowed in China. - social credit.

[@-GlAdToBeHeRe-]

@@luchyan +1000000 social credit**

[@Zhdhcjen]

@@-GlAdToBeHeRe-definitely minus. It’s the bible.

[@someguyontheinternet789]

practicing religions is discouraged in China

[@pillbugm8914]

My Chinese mom is religious and used to make me practice piano religiously so this is just my childhood condensed into 3 hours and 50 minutes.

[@yellowboi2879]

LOL

[@Goldengames_]

League of Legends@@yellowboi2879

[@mastercharlesdiltardino8058]

what color was your jesus?

[@legrandduca687]

Im genuinely curious too. Yellow jesus ? @@mastercharlesdiltardino8058

[@kostaftp]

Have you also developed those sternocleidomastoid muscles?

[@joefred4444]

date: 'so, what type of music do you listen to?' me: 'its complicated'

[@Bigghnftjnfjjjjj]

that was so funny bro 😂😂😂🤫🧏

[@sohham6787]

Another joefred4444 banger! keep it up boss ❤

[@lolasdm6959]

Oh yeah I love listening to Mozart on two time speed while listening to Chinese recital of the Bible.

[@alviGD]

updoot !!! nice comment fellow reddit elite !

[@user-eb7yj6vt7u]

@@Bigghnftjnfjjjjj”im nothing like yall😂😭😭😭” ahh comment😢

[@sierra121cyan]

once you watch it for 1:30:00 straight, you feel a joy that no drug can satisfy. most likely because of a sort of stockholm syndrome gained from watching it for so long

[@JasmineDione]

I’m only 27 seconds in and I already feel that drug like joy. 😅

[@j-rus5345]

I jokingly played this while coding and ended up listening to it for an hour 💀

[@iblqzed8761]

so true, same happened to me

[@loatist]

Bro I love breakcore

[@otto8684]

I am hyperventilating rn

[@Bulwarkbarnacle99]

Break core mentioned

[@BozoMakesMusic]

breakcore bible in chinese?? i have idea

[@purplegoopguy]

needs more amen break

[@xrendr]

Oh you also love "Breakcore: Identity and Interaction on Peer-to-Peer" by Andrew Whelan? How lucky to find a fellow social construct theory enjoyer.

[@MarcoMa210]

I am still pondering about the fact that this video made me realize that i've been wearing my headphones wrong for a year.

[@ayanaalemayehu2998]

im happy for you

[@stefm.w.3640]

@@ayanaalemayehu2998 im happy for him too

[@torment4723]

non gamer found

[@celery.0532]

no this video is swapped for some reason, the text doesnt match up. google stereo sound test

[@TheTenthArt]

At least this video had some use!

[@loongyukhou6304]

im chinese, im christian, i can confirm that this nice man reads from beginging until Genesis 47:18 (unfinished secntence)of the bible

[@vericudebuget]

I mean, it kinda makes sense. The entire Gospel of John takes about 2 hours to read.

[@Fakemarcel]

Its rare to find a Chinese Christian, just wanted to say hello fellow brother :)

[@hoppuu]

​@Fakemarcel hello, fellow chinese Christians!

[@Josh_Delightful]

Hello fellow believer

[@user-nj9ru4ef2w]

@@Fakemarcel not that rare lol

[@seriousconcerns944]

im drunk as fuck and have work in 3 hours what am i doing with my life

[@zimbim7562]

how’s work

[@spaceturtle8889]

Name checks out

[@walker6296]

Seeking enlightenment

[@Jstnbkim2947]

You need to lock tf in

[@robertmikicki6126]

right things

[@ogmaciasss]

i can feel my brain enlarging

[@Vextrove]

Careful There is limited space in your skull

[@wafflemation6887]

thats concerning

[@FreezeGoon]

Tumor

[@TrueIdjiot]

It’s starting to hurt

[@yahlikejazz]

That y yi long ma made Neuralink@@Vextrove

[@felmagfer-notalt]

props for the chinese that read the whole bible out loud for us

[@MikeHawkaMildlyStank]

Clearly you arent paying attention 😤 its a segment looped. Listen to the full thing again

[@chortons332]

shoutout to mozart that played all this wonderful music for us

[@user-vq8on7dh1y]

The youtube Channel for the whole Digital book of Bible in Chinese is named one body

[@yassgurl5936]

@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank That makes sense I was wondering why the guy said yabolahan so much.

[@Hanessy]

@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank What part is looped? It goes through famous narratives in Genesis and Exodus, I don't think it even went through all of it

[@hershgaming9751]

This is unironically very amazing study material.

[@Oceanrex]

True

[@Username-1939t9]

it's a good mix of chaos that makes my brain start functioning and zone out at the same time

[@willywonka3050]

Unless ur chinese and happen to understand the right ear lol

[@Pappagar]

me: yo pass the aux friend: you better not play trash me:

[@occultsupport]

you got fire taste

[@jankobbbra]

a man of culture i see

[@Aguy18101]

your friend might call it trash but he is just stupid

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

I feel better now knowing kids are still using Aux and not eveyrones guzzlin down that bluetooth signal interference grabage. Still have to travel the whole county just to find some wired desktop speakers though... Damn shame.

[@tonipepperoni3424]

​@@Todd-_-Umptioustbh i kinda hate bluetooth just a lil for the fact that i know the audio quality is never as high as wired audio because some of the information is lost through transmission since the wire is not physically there and the signal is not replicated as accurately

[@DroopyDachi]

I don’t know what I did in order for this to appear in my recommend, but here we are

[@NewSchattenRayquaza]

The algorythm has blessed you my brother 🙏

[@CandyThePuppy]

same here

[@koreancactus]

you and me brother

[@NeedSpeed39]

punishment for bad social credit

[@Repl1ca2804]

soo true man

[@bleped]

ive adhd and this is unironically so relaxing, ive been studying chinese for a few hours and this really helped me to stay focused

[@daymanwhoa4893]

Ok so reading the comments while listening is an entire experience on its own. 10/10 recommending to my friends... tomorrow I will play this at work just to see how customers react

[@wizcats5035]

how'd it go lol

[@WorgenWorld]

We wanna know the outcome hahahaha

[@Macbook3]

This just gifted me 30 iq points

[@AsMightyAsBread]

30 social credits

[@miwathestrongest]

+30iq [phone] social credit score 🤑🤑🤑

[@jin_cotl]

As someone from China, what even are these comments 💀 lmfao

[@Tect_on]

don't let the wumao see this... @@jin_cotl

[@simulacrum1824]

Now you have 45! Congratulations! (Still more than me)

[@AsianAnticsOfficial]

This is what Louis Armstrong was hearing when he wrote the Mona Lisa

[@catronit56]

real

[@mewkatlol]

This is what Chudmong Chinagong zippered when he zapped and napped

[@MisterTheRobot]

This is what Leonardo dicaprio heard when making his invention

[@AsianAnticsOfficial]

Lmao these are terrible replies

[@hgb3405]

What Mary’s little Clifford (from A wrinkle in oz) was smelling when composing “Charlottes’s Suit-proof Bullet”

[@Monadic646]

After listening to this one single time (with $2,000 headphones, not sure if this part is necessary) I am now fluent in Mandarin Chinese, I am an ordained minister of the Roman Catholic Church, and I've gained employment as a professional classical maestro. Thank you.

[@barbadoskado2769]

This video works well if there are loud neighbors or people partying outside of your window. Just put this at full volume with windows open. People will be legitimately so freaked out that they will get scared and be quiet (because it is hard to process what kind of person listenes to this) - works well where I live, but now my landlord and neighbors think I'm crazy, which is a small price to pay for peace in my opinion.

[@smljnsn65]

I listened once and then flipped my head phones around and listened again, completely new experience 10/10

[@jeremiahrowe3519]

best comment so far

[@charlieisme]

it really is though

[@briangarrrett7237]

does he read it backwards?

[@LordGreninjack]

@@briangarrrett7237 does the Mozart song play in 0.5x speed too?

[@junipre985]

@@LordGreninjackno it plays backwards

[@ress132]

Imagine that each and every single one of your decision you took so far in your life , led to this single moment alone

[@scalkin]

the glorious culmination of 17 years' efforts

[@edgargad2941]

Worth it.

[@thehipsterking2184]

Finally! All that struggle I had to go trough all these years paid off!

[@brown9671]

alot of things that also werent my descions

[@IamKAyrox]

I regret nothing

[@saratogawestern8027]

i am currently writing an essay and i put this as my music to listen to and it’s working im pumping out 10 words per sec

[@nek0mancer_uwu]

this is literally a perfect test for determining if your headphones are put on correctly

[@6drk6mrc6]

That's how I use this masterpiece

[@SquaredMediaYT]

truly motivating

[@BLAZEYAnimations]

I agree

[@Insephet]

Very

[@jacktfbofficial]

Inspirational even

[@boldyboat5832]

Yes

[@zilleyon]

At last, Music 2.0 has dropped

[@jj_verona]

bros this is not a shitpost, this is actually helping me focus on my coursework

[@0SkySniper]

Same actually lol

[@spookal9843]

brainmaxxing rn.

[@tastyboogeryummmymmmm]

frrr, i studied for like 30 minutes before realizing i was actually STUDYING

[@bhacimustafaoglu]

i have my stats final in 2 days, this shit got me gooiiinnngggg

[@tastyboogeryummmymmmm]

@bhacimustafaoglu yoooo good luck bro

[@asquishyjellyfish5431]

i can now see sounds hear colours thank you for this wonderful experience

[@davicavalcanti-xc7xh]

I still remember the day I stumbled upon that peculiar video. It was during my junior year of college, and I was struggling to keep up with my coursework. I was feeling overwhelmed, and my grades were starting to slip. That's when I discovered a video that claimed to improve focus and concentration by playing Mozart on the left ear and the Chinese Bible on the right ear. I was skeptical at first, but desperate for a solution, I decided to give it a try. At first, I was hesitant to listen to the video. I mean, Mozart and the Chinese Bible? It sounded like a weird combination. But as I started listening, I was surprised by how calming and soothing the music was. The gentle melody of Mozart's symphony seemed to wash over me, calming my nerves and clearing my mind. Meanwhile, the soft, gentle voice of the Chinese Bible recited passages that seemed to resonate deep within me. As I continued to listen, I started to notice a change within myself. I felt more focused, more alert, and more able to absorb the information being presented to me. It was as if the combination of Mozart and the Chinese Bible had somehow unlocked a deeper level of understanding within me. I started to use the video every day, listening to it while I studied, worked on assignments, and even during exams. And the results were astonishing. My grades started to improve dramatically, and I found myself able to tackle even the most challenging subjects with ease. But it wasn't just my academic performance that improved. I also noticed a change in my overall mood and attitude. I felt more calm, more centered, and more at peace. The constant stress and anxiety that had been plaguing me for months started to dissipate, replaced by a sense of clarity and purpose. As I looked back on my experience, I realized that the video had somehow helped me to tap into a deeper level of consciousness. It was as if the combination of Mozart and the Chinese Bible had somehow awakened a part of my brain that had been dormant, allowing me to access new levels of knowledge and understanding. I know it sounds strange, but I truly believe that the video had a profound impact on my learning experience. It helped me to stay focused, to stay calm, and to access new levels of understanding. And for that, I will always be grateful. In the end, I learned that sometimes the most unlikely combinations can lead to the most profound results. And I will always cherish the memory of that peculiar video that changed my life in ways I never could have imagined."

[@biancapimenteldeandradebar6444]

Querido Davicavalcantixc7xh Estou profundamente emocionado(a) e grato(a) pelo lindo texto que você escreveu sobre o vídeo 'Mozart está na minha cabeça e um chinês também'. Suas palavras capturaram a essência e a magia da experiência de uma forma que tocou meu coração. A maneira como você descreveu as nuances e a conexão entre a música de Mozart e a presença do chinês foi verdadeiramente inspiradora. Muito obrigado(a) por compartilhar sua visão e por dedicar seu tempo para criar algo tão especial. Seu talento com as palavras é admirável e sou imensamente grato(a) por seu apoio e sensibilidade. Com gratidão, EU

[@schizosamurai8840]

Is there someone else unironically listening to this?

[@barackobama1187]

No lowkey

[@panzerkampfwagenviausfv]

me.

[@i_have_kids_in_my_basement.]

me

[@mememananimations2104]

i am

[@NewSchattenRayquaza]

I feel called out here

[@memer9491]

This is a powerful tool, I have been struggling with my math homework, decided to turn this on and 6 seconds later figured out what I was doing wrong.

[@jssjnehdjrndn6083]

Reall, I couldn’t do chemistry stoichimetry but I slowly figured and read out how to do it from my notes. I got it now!

[@tytexter794]

Sounds like you waichu wong

[@jugofmilk41]

Can attest

[@Scor327]

I'm doing my own 12th grade math homework rn and it's unironically helping listening to this, so I can attest

[@harmanrahteam7726]

I'm doing my 11th grade studies for my exams, and this is uncomfortably helping me study.

[@qlassve1ns]

It's even funnier when you play piano and know the piece and you're also a Chinese speaker 😭😭

[@HolyMoly-jh2sr]

Violin player, Chinese, Christian ✅

[@SaruskyM]

anyone else has fallen asleep to this? It's the perfect amount of noise, like falling asleep watching tv 😩

[@gruntonium1669]

this is somehow genuinely calming after getting used to the chinese bible being slightly from behind in direction

[@VEGA_CORE]

Same, I spent 5 hours listening to this. Perhaps I'm a bit insane?

[@coucoul38]

​@@VEGA_COREPerhaps

[@mewkatlol]

God is always behind you to the right, if you were able to turn fast enough you could see

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

I hate the right ear so much. It's extremely uncomfortable. The left ear is fine but feels like cocaine

[@Knight_141]

@@mewkatlol im going to listen to this the whole sunday for not going to church :D

[@daburd3979]

edging for 3 hours listening to this

[@Jeff-iq2do]

和我弟弟一样 ❤❤❤

[@daveypocket8847]

I couldn't even edge to this, I busted immediately!!!!!

[@GrayDaDolf]

​@@daveypocket8847cleanup on aisle... My pants

[@silverius678]

⁠@@daveypocket8847clean up on aisle MY BROTHER ‼️😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@cyfar704]

bro what

[@bronk5692]

her: "heyyy what u doin today? :)" me: "i'm busy" me:

[@hezekiahrose2743]

Surprisingly not awful to listen to and actually relaxing after a few minutes

[@Ozzard]

We've peaked as a species.

[@SethQuinday-uf8ln]

As a Viltrumite your species is clearly superior

[@vaxx-1161]

It's all downhill from here

[@brianmo2965]

"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated"

[@joshuao7289]

Weed eater

[@IHaulBoxes]

I missed that sentence... now I have to listen again...

[@zackbuildit88]

Weed eater

[@judgemanamacarsanar3626]

Weed eater

[@mlruuu]

why the hell is this four hours long and why am I going to sit here and listen to all of it

[@danielbulmer299]

I’m studying physics while listening to this. I have reached peak form.

[@DeathlyTombstone]

30 minutes in, one feels uncomfortable. 1 hour in, one feels a sense of understanding without knowing what's spoken. 3 hours in, one feels an overwhelming sense of superiority to those not listening to this masterpiece.

[@nonsense_gamess]

12 hours in, one is proficent in the chinese language

[@m1bl4n]

@@nonsense_gamess and music!

[@krzemian]

I arrived at the superiority mark around 20 minutes in

[@marutideokar4385]

😂😂

[@quilbug1883]

ok, Cloud Retainer

[@mr_mcnic]

The great thing about this audio experience is its versatility. You can listen to it as intended, you can take the right earbud out and listen to Mozart at 2x speed, you could take out the left earbud and listen to a Chinese man preach the Bible, or you could take out both and listen to nothing! Truly a masterpiece skillfully crafted for all audiences.

[@retardedidiot123456]

You can also play the video at half speed and listen to normal Mozart while someone slowly reads the Bible in Chinese

[@specializededucation]

you can also flip the headphones for an opposite listening expirience

[@dao_of_potato4957]

You can also play it from your phone speaker to hear both from the same place!

[@Zygecks]

​@specializededucation It's not just an opposite learning experience. It's an oppositely ACCELERATED learning experience.

[@tenochmorales9009]

I am the 332 like... My time has come and now it's the future's generation of likes to take over

[@RedMystyrio]

Hah, playing with fire and overstimulating myself by listening to this with an ND brain, bass boosted settings on my earbuds, trying to write, think about characters, and what I'm doing with my life at the same time! I'm planning to shed my mortal skin and acend to the next reality!

[@yarn-kt1do]

This video changed my life. Thank you!

[@decorative295]

I have the urge to click away, but am too scared for the void that will come into my life afterwards...

[@davialmeida4442]

The Mozart music gives you sustenance, the Chinese man gives you meaning. without them, you are nothing

[@jonahriddiford3477]

same bro

[@aaronhpa]

@@davialmeida4442 JAJAJAJAJAJA Un visionario

[@larry9393]

I'm enthralled as well. There is something so... Sublime about this... 🚬

[@YmirXO]

I've been stuck here for 2 months for this exact reason

[@glerbus9561]

this is the activation code for a sleeper agent

[@insert_creative_line_here1516]

I have a cold and this made me snot all over myself

[@Timohept]

Jesus Christ is the Sleeper Agent - let the wicked tremble upon the earth...

[@ryanjohnson3615]

He's a late sleeper.@@Timohept

[@Timohept]

@@ryanjohnson3615But he always wakes up ;)

[@qstionblomens6138]

Long-ass code

[@Emisfalse]

within 20 minutes of listening to this, i finished a whole unit of my greece course on duolingo. well done.

[@spongewatah8740]

got 13 missing school assignments done in 2 hours with this going. who needs meds now??

[@NighttimeJuneau]

Watch at 2x speed to truly transcend

[@BoogiePraisingTheGoodLord]

Am doing.

[@demitrigarvey]

Play at .5x speed to devolve into bacteria

[@0b5e55ive]

i feel my brain shrinking after proceeding with this evidence

[@panther3618]

I am edging and ascending

[@dumbbumsc5329]

😫

[@foxtopuscreations6046]

This is how the Taiping rebellion happened

[@MiMi_MoMo]

I can’t 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 This is hilarious!

[@CBlargh]

That's some dark humour, friend. The only thing more messed up is the Taiping Rebellion itself... What kind of magic do the Christians possess that they can memory hole a Christian death cult that murdered 10 million people?... and not the N-zis this time!

[@ZeusGExactly]

I can’t 🤣 😂 😂 😅 This is hilarious!

[@spookycaovuki]

I can’t 🤣 😂 😂 😅 This is hilarious!

[@raulivan2103]

I can’t 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 This is hilarious!

[@DzejEjt]

It helps me fall asleep every night. Thx bro❤🔥

[@motherrmothie]

clicked on this as a joke but you have no clue how much its actually helped me focus on my work

[@falckiee7550]

i watch this in 0.5x speed to get a even deeper understanding of the chinese bible. Thank you for making this

[@Flachdachbunker]

[@Darko1.0]

Is it the Chinese Bible or the Bible in Chinese?

[@falckiee7550]

@@Darko1.0 兄弟你为什么要翻译这个

[@manboy4720]

@@Darko1.0 that's a dangerous question.

[@bucloo6413]

then its just mozart in normal speed 😞

[@guavasalt]

this dectivated some of my brain functions and i dont know how to get them back

[@WafflePlaneRC]

put your headphones on backwards and play this in reverse, should undo the changes. Hope this helps!

[@Maelys_P]

​@@WafflePlaneRCmeda it wose :{

[@UltraLegoEnthusiast]

@@WafflePlaneRC*deactivates the rest of ur brain

[@Mr.MessOpixels]

@@Maelys_P watch the video in reverse then

[@Maelys_P]

@@Mr.MessOpixels uwen :s

[@rosemary9801]

Him: if you love me breathe if you don’t recite the bible in chinese while simultaneously playing mozart on the piano Her:

[@Oceanrex]

Absolutely beautiful, just as God intended.

[@muai]

I feel like Immanuel Kant

[@hello-rq8kf]

伊曼纽尔·康德

[@hello-ii5lh]

@@hello-rq8kf hello

[@Turnip_]

@@hello-rq8kf

[@nicknewaccount7536]

the circus is coming

[@burr69]

I Immanuel Kant stop coming

[@Nawer_Rapter]

It's very impressive for someone to play the piano at such speed while reciting the bible, even more so being able to record both separated in two channels. A master of their craft.

[@Luigi88765]

underrated comment

[@Chazzkun]

​@@Luigi88765 tryna make it climb then 🙏

[@emotionaldamage9582]

sex

[@hashchief664]

Quickly learned that my speakers are the wrong way around on my desk. Not fixed yet. 10/10

[@guccibanana9575]

this video healed my lung cancer and repaired my marriage and relationship with my son

[@wheelsnickgameplays]

best experience i've had in 7 years, 3 months, 23 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds

[@meatballsamurai3595]

What happened 7 years 3 months 23 days 9 hours 51 minutes and 32 seconds ago

[@samtheballoon1522]

Just you wait until 8 years, 5 months, 28 days, 7 hours, 29 minutes and 14 seconds from now. It’ll be sooooo cool

[@ciracookie7491]

so i looked it up and he must mean something inbetween, the 22nd of november and the 24th of november in 2016. on the 22nd grace hopper was given the medal of freedeom by barack obama. on the 24th a research team published discovery of 1,500 new viruses found in invertebrates. There were no video game releases that day as well

[@exoticfanta]

​@@samtheballoon1522Bro thats nothing in 9 years 2 months 4 days 7 hours 3 minutes and 43 Second will be the best

[@ThetrueSpork]

@@meatballsamurai3595 the world would love to know to be honest, what happened 7 years, 3 months, 23 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds or now ~7 years, 4 months, 2 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds ago in wheelsnickgameplays life.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

why is this so funny? like, genuinely, it throws me into a giggling fit every few minutes.

[@peppino3609]

This Is so true

[@user-ug1dh1zy4v]

It's just your graphene hydroxide assembling network.

[@AckzaTV]

Real answer: look up absurdist humor My answer: inherent funny idea that we all somehow agree that listening to two different things in each ear is some sort of trick, like tye mozart will make you smarter, and doubling the speed like your a robot, and then the idea of each ear needing like a different right brain left brain experience is funny and finally the idea of the Bible being for the right ear like you need your morality but it has to be in chinese so it's just for smart people, and the image which looks like some new meme buy is just will.smiths ai robot image all pumped up, leading me to believe this is really some excersize meant for an ai training model is just funny

[@dakodak-e6j]

@@AckzaTV we ain't reading allat

[@Asherwolf-kl2ig]

@@dakodak-e6j we are reading allat

[@agh542]

i feel like im lobotomized and high on alcohol

[@Qu-n]

i studied a few days ago with this is background music, I got a 89/100 on the test, listening to this again for my next test

[@zhonghuaxiansheng]

I am a chinese christian (with adhd too) and thusly I will be watching this video religiously (in more ways than one)

[@peopledobelikethat]

God bless you brother stay brave fighting the good fight

[@white6505]

that is quite the dangerous combination. we are the salt of the earth

[@mervinfellizar4677]

does the bible recital loop or not?

[@micheal5117]

from one chinese christian to anotha, alleluia ♥️✝️

[@akritoi3207]

Is the reading genesis or matthew and luke?

[@Shmookcakes]

As someone who is actually learning Chinese and listens to Mozart all the time... I am not the target audience.

[@Riotdrone]

chinese isn't a language

[@FishWithAquaphobia]

@@Riotdrone You're right. Chinese is a feeling. How do I become Chinese?

[@alexstach8667]

@@FishWithAquaphobia I was chinese once. It was great!

[@themoongateofficial]

@@Riotdroneis a way of life

[@syenous2454]

@@alexstach8667 Chinese? I was Chinese once. They locked me in a city, the Forbidden City, filled with emperors, and emperors make me Chinese.

[@kalyuke]

watched the whole way through. really amazing stuff. beautiful narration + sick beats by mozart.

[@Mt_Olive]

Thanks so much!! This helped me finally finish my hit single book, "The Mozart Bible (Chinese edition)"

[@FightingTorque411]

I'm not kidding when I say this - I just listened to this at least four times over the weekend while crunching two law assessment papers, and it was shockingly effective at keeping my mind from wandering, in a way that neither "normal" music nor silence can achieve. So, thank you, sincerely, for the upload.

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

Brain hear music: Check. Brain hear people: Check.

[@milokiss8276]

dawg you might have adhd

[@officalcrim]

​@@milokiss8276I'm realizing this is going to be an amazing homework tool

[@2hardbackrub743]

faduq hilarity did I just get kicked into? Fenliee wo de siuxiang!

[@pollitopio2329]

What

[@mafe2233]

i've stopped wondering how the wonders of the internet came to be I simply appreciate them now

[@Dr.Dankerson]

Why am i seeing sounds

[@oVampsy]

The proper way to study for AP tests

[@nickwillard4471]

Can you make a 24 hour version so that I don't have to keep hitting replay every 3 hours and 48 minutes?

[@panzerkampfwagenviausfv]

Ok ill make it eventually

[@SusEngineSFS]

nah I want the Bible in Chinese to continue

[@SusEngineSFS]

nah I want the Bible in Chinese to continue

[@arbuzow]

@zenity_racer76 nah, he want the bible to continue

[@arbuzow]

@zenity_racer76 reading chinese is bit hard for those who are non fluent

[@wabbagabba]

this is genuinely oddly calming

[@frogpastethedyke]

exactly! It's so bizarre

[@sidthemann25]

we’re all simultaneously getting smarter

[@koli4213]

this makes me want to be a danger to myself or others

[@patricklewis9787]

Listen to more classical it’s pretty good. Not even an expert or anything on it but it’s great

[@lazydreamerr]

are you neurodivergent perchance

[@leggylegends985]

currently listening to this while memorising my french speaking assessment, I have to admit it is actually kind of helping.

[@Chessete]

here from lily's stream lmao

[@MelAegis]

play 3 seperate instances of this at once to experience maximum catharsis

[@psykol-1]

i'm listening to: Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO] Mozart 2x Speed Left Ear | Bible In Chinese Right Ear Mozart (2x speed) Bible (chinese) - Full Version (accelerated learning experience) I can feel my brain expanding rapidly. I'm coming for you, Einstein.

[@MindlessMegaLawl]

I tried like 26 minutes of simultaneously: - 6 instances of this video on different timestamps - Penderecki's Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima - Playing Minesweeper and later watching Re:Zero's deaths (I would've watched Higurashi's but I don't want to spoil myself) Truly a schizo experience. Next time I could watch different Saw movies on different devices as well, but yet again, I lasted only 26 minutes xd

[@JermsKylefilms]

@@MindlessMegaLawl holy crap i just did this and it fucked my brain

[@MindlessMegaLawl]

@@JermsKylefilms Lol ikr? Brave of you to give it a try, my respects madlad, I just hope you didn't do it at 5am like I did lol

[@Timohept]

Until you look into the conspiracy of the Cathar Crusade - and how "Innocent" the Pope really was.

[@nomo1810]

I tried to listen to this while doing english homework. I have never felt more stressed, 10/10 would listen again.

[@user-bg8nb2of7n]

i put it at 2 times speed now i can watch it twice in 3 hours 48 minutes and 9 seconds (this video was on my fyp so i'm just here for the expeirience) peak of my life

[@user-rn4jm8ds5s]

im playing this when im working out,truly masterpiece full of inspired

[@KM-jw1vi]

to maximise the acceleration of my learning experience I have opened this in five separate tabs, put them all on 2x speed and skipped to separate timestamps. very educational

[@DavidRodriguez-dy1er]

The design is very human

[@sashafryz7895]

imagine tying someone to chair and making them listen to what you just said for 90 days straight)))) (its a joke)

[@panzerkampfwagenviausfv]

brain powr

[@scrollkeeper5272]

Listened to the first 20mins, not sure what it did to my brain, but it definitely did something alright.

[@m1bl4n]

Still healthier than watching Tiktoks or KZbin Shorts

[@advilgamer]

watch more now

[@chortons332]

i have the worst high and this gives me peace

[@OmniJuice]

No one that has ever watched this video searched for it. Its been recommended to everyone here

[@mikehok8935]

this is ironically so good as background. it's oddly stimulating and theres a guy who's randomly saying some words in a relaxing way so it gives ease. now i want more videos of people reading in a language with no emphasis on voice acting so the background dialogue doesnt stick out or grab your attention by accident. surprisingly, i love it.

[@Maydupnem777]

The word of our lord touches the heart no matter the language its spoken in. 🙏💯💯

[@Apotheosis0]

@@Maydupnem777Truth.

[@GGUFSNAS]

I can understand Chinese, makes it more meaningful.

[@Done_WT13]

That’s so real

[@WinslowEric]

It fells apart if you can understand Chinese

[@MADISONSDREAM]

this is legit helping my adhd brain focus on tasks

[@panzerkampfwagenviausfv]

Kinda same actually, lol

[@dank.]

Sameeeee

[@quarot]

-helps people with adhd -helps people get adhd seems good

[@obscure.reference]

keep lying to yourself

[@MADISONSDREAM]

@@obscure.reference how

[@bennerdoodle3000]

unironically makes good background sound for when i do homework. because i dont understand chinese i cant properly divert my attention to listen to what is going on. then theres just the mozart

[@The_Castol]

Bro I’m actually loosing my shit at this thumbnail bro I’m crying

[@hieronymusbinch9526]

Drunk, computer dying, work in the morning. This is exactly what I need

[@gebo7853]

Only the right ear of my headphone works. Mozart is so close, and yet, I will never grasp his sound.

[@sillysputnik]

if it's any consolation, Beethoven physically couldn't either by the time he was 45, so i think you've got some time

[@IcedTeaForU]

My right headphone doesnt work so im just hearing mozart...

[@greg9151]

i played tf2 with this in the background and i think this is the best ive ever played, 10/10 very inspirational video

[@brkicaleksandar11]

This is true KZbin premium

[@Gameboylogan]

Thank you for improving my workflow. No longer do I have to have one tab of Mozart 2x speed and one tab of Chinese Bible reading.

[@TsukoBzh]

You killed me

[@Nov-5]

Bro, this video is a gem, I use it for everything, from showering to studying, it has even cured my autism and my chinese grandfather's Alzheimer's

[@Altair4611]

Love how you put the word "left" on the right