Mr. Garrison Makes A New Way To Travel | South Park Episode 71

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Mr. Garrison Makes A New Way To Travel | South Park Episode 71
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[@sktacticai6707]

Bro quizzy. I promise you if you put the season and actual episode number in the title you will get more clicks. No one counts the episodes as a whole 😂

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

Try looking it up with your method and see what happens. Maybe a fresh account. Signed out. or KZbin automatically tags it and throws it in the search. Idk. Maybe certain images are paired with words so YT reading the images and sound and knows what episode and season already.

[@Neilhammond64]

Kyle's cousin is so iconic. Ever since I saw that episode, I always came home going "I'M BAAAAACK!"

[@damnokay2]

Read it in his voice too 😭

[@ddtshoots]

Funniest Mr. Garrison segment ever.

[@Steve_P_B]

Particularly since it's basically the first anniversary of the episode in which he came out as gay. One year later and he's rampant

[@blaketindle4703]

That wasn’t even an exaggeration of how stupid airport security is lol

[@symptomofsouls]

Kyle2 may have zero social skills, but he will be successful someday. Kid is smart

[@jeffereyallen1078]

Lol Cartman, I ain't gonna make it, need $40😂

[@hunterivey]

Then he said, "Maybe you should send him to a concentration camp," that had me rolling on the floor laughing.

[@ianblake815]

Cousin Kyle sounding like a baby Woody Allen 😂

[@Junkmeister]

I’m sorry but cartman laughing at a literal stereotype I don’t blame him. The concentration camp jk that’s just wrong. Though honestly I’ve been the but of many Italian jk

[@jarredbillings2332]

It sounds adorable and awkward at the same time🤣

[@Idontcareaboutyourproblems3000]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Steve_P_B]

That's kinda the point, he's pretty much every negative Jewish stereotype rolled into one.

[@richardch.4356]

Mr. Garrison is one of the weirdest and funniest characters in South park 😂

[@GreatMewtwo]

There are two things that get me in this episode. 1. Kenny getting eliminated for a toenail clipper 2. Mr. Garrison being the victim of a government bailout

[@D4RK3MOTIONZ]

11:37 “First I thought he was lame…..he is lame” I’m rolling rn 🤣

[@d.mdragon8408]

Well yes, Kyle, YOU are going to freeze in the mountains; you're a bit closer to outer space that's well...a BIT more than colder than freezing; how about more towards -473° F COLD. Not only that, wouldn't someone with asthma have a MORE difficult time breathing at lower atmospheric pressure??? He'd be using that inhaler every minute and/or O2 therapy. Also, when Kyle was in the plane; if the cargo area isn't pressurized (which most are not), Kyle WOULD HAVE died from hypoxia; especially if flying at flight level 300 (30,000 ft. ASL), more specifically, if you fly any point above 12,000 ft. ASL you could start becoming hypoxic. Get to flying any point above 21,000 ft. ASL, you NEED supplemental O2.

[@alexiatr]

For Cartman is not easy money

[@jarredbillings2332]

Poor Kyle. They are NOT doing him justice...

[@michealcarr5134]

We should start fund raiser to get him one of mr garisons rides that work exactly like in show😂

[@saintakins187]

Eric Carmen agreed to a very tough financial deal.😂

[@NuggetGX]

I… I need that car now…. For uh…. For no particular reason…….

[@apoctriforce]

I love when South Park introduces a new invention or product, that first it’s one of the townsfolk, then the whole town, and then they put it on a commercial for the whole country and it is so unnecessarily dumb and disgusting haha Biggest example is in the episode “SARCASTABALL”

[@blaketindle4703]

I wish there was writer’s room footage of them coming up with Mr Garrison’s invention! I bet everyone was laughing their asses off! 🤣

[@thomasbrett276]

Bruh that ending was hilarious 😂😂! 🔥🔥 reaction too

[@blaketindle4703]

Of course Mr Garrison can’t miss “The Jizz Fest” 😂

[@ezekielhernand9127]

Yo, watch the rudest restaurant in the world because it's Sooo Funny.

[@UKRSHEV]

Quizzy, you're almost at 100k subs, paint the goddamn wall ffs 😂

[@cjg8763]

Kyle's cousin Kyle cracks me up every time. "It's nice to meet you Kyle, I can certainly tell you're related to my good friend Kyle here." 😆😆😆 Eric trying to talk his way out of trouble with Kyle for the concentration camp joke is hilarious. Every time I watch this episode I expect to see sparks flying off of that sled's runners as it is pulled down the street but then it never does it lol. Mr. Garrison's over the top travel device and all the reactions to it are hysterical. Randy finding an alternate way to control it and then asking if he can get one without something that goes in his ass and then everybody around overhearing it is funny as shit. "I'm baaaack." 😆😆😆 Another great reaction to a great episode of South Park!

[@professorchaos5058]

Your really crazy 🤪 not even the joker would take on the IRS

[@spencersinclair2239]

Can we just appreciate how this man has a 360 controller sitting on his desk 😂😂😂

[@Jackd-lz2hn]

Way to take in your own hands😂. I could barely wait to see you know he was talking it in his own ass😂

[@tommydeamon7657]

Ohh shit i even own the season on d.v.d 8 tottaly forgot they killed kinny this way in this episode shit wow

[@blaketindle4703]

What’s that quote from Shannon Sharpe? Something like “Be careful who’s feet you’re stepping on cause they might be connected to the ass you’re gonna have to kiss someday!” 😂

[@blaketindle4703]

“Hey Ladies, how did YOU get to the Grand Canyon?” 😂

[@racceflippa6723]

If that ride was made IRL do you know how embarrassing it would be to see people on that

[@stonerguitarist4690]

Bro bro bro I just want to let everyone know I just got a big fish for m day yesterday peep game if u care too

[@Howdy99]

Bro you need to something to that wire on your left wall when i see your videos i always thought there's crack on my screen 😂

[@quizzyondemand]

Lol imma have to do a whole redesign on my studio!!! My lady finna help me wit it type shid

[@wheezus2000]

Jizz is the genre of music that the cantina band in Star Wars plays (this is canon)

[@ocfwrld9623]

I'm finna come out of KZbin retirement 💯 from one STL kind to another thank you for making me believe I am can to this again 💯

[@quizzyondemand]

Aye my Brotha!! You can do it bro u got this my man! No matter how things look, it’s success on the other side of pain bro real talk !

[@blaketindle4703]

I CAN’T STAND THE WAY THAT KID BREATHES!!!! 😖

[@jarredbillings2332]

Everything about Mr. Garrison is some freaky shit🤣🤣

[@BoratM.Sagdiev]

QUIZZY!! Did you say you drank skeet?? There is liquor called skeet?... I really hope there is ffs ...

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

9:17 I’ve actually been playing video games since I was a kid, yet I hold my controller like this, since I grew up with games that rarely (if ever) use the shoulder buttons.

[@troyshilanski380]

Man!!!! Southparks whole shtick is stereotyping. People enjoy getting roasted or dont. Do i have to explain how dave chapelle eddienmurphygeorgecarlin, could say funny shit and people laughed? Its comedy man.

[@stonerguitarist4690]

I hit the like a I catch giant fish

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

When I watched this episode as a teenager, I only got that the bum probe was dirty, but the other kn0bs completely flew over my head.

[@kirknarsamma3280]

This man needs more subscribers

[@quizzyondemand]

AYYEEEE my man im just blessed that I have people like you on here bro !

[@itsa-itsagames]

@6:50 Yeah, Mr Garrison SURE DID take matters into his own hands.......and mouth ....and butt 😂 also this is the first episode with Trump!

[@tspryaviation]

Remember what happened last time you roasted cartoons????? Edit: those sirens at the end was actually KZbin comin' to give ya another unworthy strike for roastin cartoons again...

[@troyshilanski380]

Ah you young can you explain a nintendo 64 controller? That shit fucked me up. So scarred from it i just play mouse keyboard on pc.

[@FingerPuppetSarcasm]

I was expecting you to be super offended by "it" but you laughed like you've had to fly before 🤣

[@troyshilanski380]

Anyways man im old and spent 4000 dollars to play doom on a pentium 66 megahertz chip that was flawed. As for controllers i can play binding of isaac kinda good.

[@tommydeamon7657]

Yeah 40.$ to a kid at least use to be alot i know when my moms was still alive me and my brother would work our ass of cleaning the house taking care of the yard helping the who evers if they needed help with heavy shit infact one of the things i remember is my mom saying when you see any one struggling with something heavy you should help them with there burden unless you just absolutly caint cause one day you might need some help with something heavy someday and becuse of you doing for others someday when you need it others will do it for you any 2ay the point being we,d work our ass off and maybe towrds the end of the month when we,d make our monthley trip too a real town with more than just a gasstation in town and one at the edge of town we,d get to get one comic book a puece and this is in the 80,s arond the time comics were transitioning from .65 cents too .75 cents i know iam showing my age and poverty level hear but iam cool with both any way so yeah if .75 cents seamed like a good amount of money when i 2as a kid than i would asume 40.$ is a fortune but they might come from better economics than we did i dont know i know i was in my mid too late teens vefore ide ever seen more than 3 or 4 hundred dollers in real life hell i gad to work 2 weeks strait with a shit ton of overtime before i 3ver seen over 300.$ personally but i was making minimum wage at the time wich was a hole 3.65 cents an hour so yeah i might be a dinosaur any way love the hell outa the channel keep on being you and kicking ass quizzy

[@howtoshootstraighthtss4948]

I always thought he said jazz fest lol, but jizz fest makes more sense

[@stonerguitarist4690]

Odg family

[@stavjfhssf7054]

Believe it or not and I don't mean to offend anyone I have seen and been with certain Jewish people look like Kyle's cousin with that attitude not all Jews.

[@troyshilanski380]

Shitfire i got outta the navy my brother got outta the chair farce. I mean air force, and he told me i gotta see this new cartoon, i though he was outta his mind. Its South Park, nuff said.

[@tommydeamon7657]

Hell not to sound like a hippie or what ever but life will teach ya one way or another what goes around comes around that bad ya throw out there comes back to ya usually worse than what you threw out ther so yeah i at least try to live by the simplicity of treating others with decency and respect untill the prove / show there not worthy of that treatment cause to me its simple when you treat others with decency and respect you usually get that same respect and decency back and if ya dont ya aint gotta get mad but you fo gotta turn youre back on them folks that act thst way cause they aint worth the energy youre putting in and at the end of the day even if youre all about helping other folks you gotta take care of you so that youre able too do that and if someone youre trying to help out espeshily if its some one youre trying too do a solid for treats you with disrespect just leave them in youre dust someone else will apreciate and respect the helping hand you provide liges too short and too precious to waste it on disrespectful petty people any way nothing you probably dont know allready and ive been long winded enough peace quizzy love yer show love the channel watching youre vidos feels like chilling with an old friend and i dig the hell outa that

[@Squashylemon]

would love to see Quizzy's dad react to this video.

[@kiaayo33]

Here's for your Algorithm and Thank You for all the entertainment you give us!

[@shimerrill967]

10:33 Don’t play dumb Cartman.. we know you to well

[@theomega311]

Quezz you betta not be trying ride that shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@racceflippa6723]

That ending was h ilarious😂😂😂😂

[@putitinreverseterry]

I'd buy one of those and drive it

[@MarxasThomas]

🤔😂😂

[@OG-SherlockHolmes]

Ive always wondered how they ride those with pants on?

[@koffeemonsta]

Without further to do make sure you hit that like button ❤

[@hunterivey]

To be honest I rather take the It than the Airport

[@ezekielhernand9127]

#JustTakeIt

[@kevinsevcechreactions6360]

This is the one where Cartman can’t make of his cousin because he made a bet with Kyle to not rip on him but does it’s hilarious

[@FlyBoyEnterprises]

Another hilarious episode between Kyle's Cousin (more annoying than Towlie) and Kyle paying Cartman to NOT make fun of his cousin and Mr. Garrison creating a new mode of transportation that is sexual use in nature of which NOBODY in town picked up on it. 😂

[@UpYourArsenal]

Imagine not knowing how to spell "Toweleeeie" (From: A Million Little Fibers)

[@jairo.romani]

I liked it ten times bro! Let’s go!!!!!

[@grandmarshalbeans8459]

00:57 - 01:31 Thank me later

[@patricelajoie2383]

He's not ignorant he's Jewish 😂❤

[@husicaris]

Lets Gooo....Lets Get There!!!!!

[@TheKrensada]

Don't mess with the I.R.S.

[@JesseGaming7593]

Congratulations on 72k quizzy!

[@JesseGaming7593]

Hey quizzy! I missed you! How are ya?

[@TheSpiritedFendron]

no, the A button is to move left

[@jarvisandrews3617]

Diddy bike 😂😂😂

[@Otakuguy78]

Ruuun ris found you

[@stavjfhssf7054]

BRO MR. GARRISON NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH 😅😅😅. I mean with inflation in the country, there would still be people willing to ride IT.

[@joshuaselvig6832]

“Hide your kneecaps”. We must take this new phrase before the council’s Department of Modern Slang so that we may determine a sensible meaning for this phrase. 🤔🤔🤔

[@eprohoda]

Like ti,awesome picture,adios! 🤓

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

lit ep

[@bryceffgg207]

the clue word of why kyle's cousin kyle has 5 million dollars, because when he introduce newbie in the school he says "I am also an investment banker"

[@georgeprchal3924]

It shoukd have also sprayed a cooling mist in their faces and provided can fare.

[@daganisoraan]

14:52 In the original tv release, we can hear the baby cry as the mom lowers him toward IT

[@Ghost21666]

Ngl Mr.Garrison was outta pocket for this

[@cjmarsh504]

Mr. Garrison bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this dude man 13:46🤣🤣🤣

[@trizzy2009]

This episode is wild asf🤣🤣

[@juswolf22]

I love when they find out you don’t even have to do the extra stuff to drive the it

[@OnlyCoMpleXCS]

I looked to my window when I heard the sirens too. 😭💀

[@daniellord-vera6987]

that vehicle is perfect for you lol jkjk

[@--Sama-]

I remember this episode, it was the first I watched.

[@phoenixprism]

quizzy busting out kneecaps

[@chocolateshower5618]

The funny thing is that they took off their Pants

[@4-8-4Northern]

He roastin these kids😂😂😂😂

[@emilioaymat5651]

I just noticed that the old lady that emphatically volunteers to try Mr. Garrison`s travel invention @14:20 is the same old lady that was the boss on that nursing home episode where Stan`s granpa. It might be one ya might wanna react 2 as it is a pretty funny one and am pretty sure its still on the SP free watch page.

[@mr44mag]

Kyle 2: 'Kick rocks.' 😁

[@RIExc2]

this episode was wild lmao

[@zstevie249]

I get that the whole Kenny death thing is a funny gag. But I really think Kenny deserves more as a character than what he gets.

[@maxpower7113]

Just wait till later seasons.

[@Comradpetito]

1:10 antisemitic

[@UranusGuy]

Womp womp

[@Logic44]

22:01 I love the sound of those old mechanical sirens, tbh (Google "Federal Signal Model Q")

[@ozzmosis6544]

shit yeah

[@btchpants]

"It takes forty dollars to get people to like me..." No, dude! Forty dollars obviously wasn't enough!