Curb Your Enthusiasm - the 5 wood incident

[@neon_dex42]

When someone says “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands,” Larry is the kinda person to take that as a challenge.

[@ArthurKwonLee]

Jeff is such a bro.

[@claymationwaves]

larry would not be able to get a club with the same feel!!

[@6LjacK]

Ride or die🤣😂 Wish I had a friend like Jeff.

[@18skeltor]

@@6LjacK Jeff isn't ride or die necessarily, ride or die without exception is just stupidity.

[@explodinglamps2021]

Jack Jack. Get yourself one, you’ll never lose em

[@UserHasDied]

@@18skeltor yeah that’s Leon

[@wildbill9490]

It was Larry’s club. He had every right to take it.

[@insertclevername4123]

I love the joke at the beginning of the scene: Larry: I'm sorry about your dad. He was a good man. Marty: He was a *great* man. Larry: Eh...

[@FalloDaSolo]

Where's that part?

[@lukethomson5820]

Bore Balboa not in this video

[@CrazyMunky84]

I love how both times Marty's parent's die Larry steals from them. On top of that when his nephew dies, Larry ruins his funeral.

[@904Gunn]

Larry basically ruined his cousins life over a pickle jar too 😂

[@gonjafarma89]

FATWA HES GOT A GUN

[@beani24329]

And he killed Norm by yelling at him

[@larrybud]

Let's also not forget "Dedicated sister, beloved [A]unt"

[@okamijubei]

Well he did steal in the memorial but isn't the father kinda took away Larry's 5 wood without any consent or asking?

[@darkhalo0868]

Notice every time someone dies it's a Funkhouser...

[@heyfucko]

too soon

[@6LjacK]

I know. They are like the Kennedys.

[@eukaryotic0703]

ahah so true

[@jonmann4980]

I wasn’t sure if I was imagining things or not lol

[@kilokilo9034]

Keith Barrett just stfu Keith you’re not funny

[@camithewitch5265]

Love how Jeff always gets dragged into Larry's nonsense, and he barely questions it. He's such a good friend lmao

[@beani24329]

Like how Kramer gets dragged into Newman’s schemes

[@timothyo718]

Jeff is a ride or die bro.

[@TerraP]

Jeffs face at the end kills me

[@Zodi77]

I love his face there. So defeated. Still funny as the first time I saw it.

[@nuthineatholl6434]

There's nothing quite as soul-harrowing as being debriefed by Susie following a failed mission.

[@JackKokah]

hilarious guy

[@SteveSailer]

I had a five wood that was my best club for 15 years. I would have done the same thing.

[@dadaevan]

LOL Bro - me too!!!

[@Burrgametate]

Steve Sailer first world problems lol

[@psl6145]

@@Burrgametate yo stfu with your "first-world problem" shit. just because someone doesn't suffer from a life-threatening disease or something doesn't mean they're not allowed to complain about their own problems.

[@WilliamMcFarlandVideo]

@@psl6145 playing golf in of itself is an attack on the environment, so go fuck yourself

[@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677]

The sonartec 5 wood goes 205 right down the middle every time and lands softly

[@comprehensiveboy]

The guy in the casket was a method actor - he actually was dead.

[@TWH442]

Love the way Jeff shields the view of the club by putting his hand up in the air when Larry is hiding it down his trousers.

[@ethanSADTP]

at the end i expected him to say something like, "What? The cashew is a very versatile nut."

[@TheBehm08]

Yeah lmao

[@pottytheparrot310]

@@TheBehm08 In this situation it was better not to say anything

[@loualcaraz6497]

Everyone wishes they had a friend like Jeff. He’d help you hide the body.

[@Isleofskye]

.........and keep the monet...

[@melodiefrances3898]

This was the first Curb episode I ever saw, and I actually didn't know what the show was about, so I was totally blown away by this scene, and DYING of laughter!

[@chevfan88]

I love when suzzy gets pissed at larry and Jeff for something they did

[@pottytheparrot310]

Chris Silverman She finds an excuse to curse him out

[@Kkse-bv1sy]

The two of them sitting on the couch like guilty little kids who got caught by their mom cracks me up.

[@litespeedway6538]

"Get me the Phu***ing Head!!!!"

[@sick0spherean]

I love it when the camera zooms in on Larry after the cashew was found.

[@marianocaruso9678]

Love how larry greets morners as he walks back in.

[@ronoccc]

same haha so insincere

[@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO]

What a sad eulogy. Remembered for liking ginger ale, jeopardy, and napping. That’s your life. That’s what you lived for

[@johning5464]

KUWAITGRIPSVEVO sounds like me :(

[@diginballs4563]

A bunch of little details vs a bunch of bullshit that’s usually said at funerals. I’ll take the little details.

[@SK-oh9ui]

I like all of those things too...when I'm not busy "lighting up the room".😂😂😂

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

love how the background music playing is used in the episode where larry plays as the mobster with martin scorsese

[@weebmaster]

What’s the name of the music??

[@cgmat7804]

The buttoning of the jackets at 1.45 like a mafia hit is imminent lol

[@JB19504]

Sadly, Marty was recently in the casket, and he is still there. RIP, Bob. You were very funny on the show.

[@strnglhld]

Now that’s a weird way to say it. What the hell?

[@Cazz8203]

lol

[@pottytheparrot310]

@@Cazz8203 I stole flowers just to honor him.

[@beani24329]

The father actually died after him in real life and was The Assman in Seinfeld

[@Herra233]

exact same one and it better have the same feel

[@raphaelsanmartin2691]

the dandruff guy had me dying lmaooo

[@pottytheparrot310]

As soon as the music stared playing I was thinking "Ohh nooooo." and started to cry with laughter with the looks he was getting.

[@salvagemonster3612]

This when you got a real buddy. To pull a switch a roo like this

[@gbadesakin]

I’m in my car watching this clip and I’m dying with laughter.

[@ZiaRDS]

I like how the thing that bothered Jeff wasn't robbing a coffin about to be put in the ground, but that he'd lose his own club 🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterbradshaw1995]

I like the Chopin etude in the background

[@jessepollack2815]

4:29 Jeff’s face has me dying

[@KleWdSide]

Norm turning towards Larry to give him the stink-eye was hysterical!

[@1983khd]

They are such rich snobs but you still love em.

[@jerryjanik480]

I heard this actually happened to Bob Einstein's funeral Larry actually took Bob Einstein's 5 wood

[@SD-ym1rt]

That's fuckin ace guy is my hero

[@pottytheparrot310]

@@SD-ym1rt And stole flowers too

[@DougFischer]

You mean Larry took HIS 5 wood

[@Fernando-kh9oo]

"We got kicked out of our country club because of a fucking FIVE IRON???" "Its a 5 Wood"

[@pottytheparrot310]

Susie looks like a High School Principal scolding them

[@SeanDaRyan]

hahah this is the greatest show ever made

[@joeyb4045]

The music is always so good. Great comedy music.

[@lyxnick]

Larry's turn to look at Jeff always kills me

[@azonicrider32]

the arm raise to hide the club omfg im dieing no really please help me

[@melodiefrances3898]

One of his best moments. I died watching this.

[@renejean2523]

4:03 Everyone turning to look at Larry. Jeff looking innocently in the opposite direction. lol

[@sisyr5615]

The way Jeff holds up his hand to cover the sight of the club as Larry stick it into his pants... fucking hell

[@jjchoi08]

Bought Malbon "Curb the Enthusiasm" tee shirts and came back for this

[@comprehensiveboy]

You got your clubs in your trunk? Yea, (thinks)No!

[@MadBulik]

I don't get how cashew was the proof, everyobody was looking into the coffin.

[@JustAFilmGuy]

The club had his name on it.

[@erkicaplatz7212]

the was an earlier incident with cashews, so he knew Larry liked them...I think

[@ResettisReplicas]

The guy who recognizes the cashew - he's the owner of a snack food business and Larry had been complaining to him about the mixed nuts not having enough cashews.

[@slaythegodz]

Thats a different guy

[@b34113411]

no shit everyone knows he's eating cashews but why does everyone assume the one eating cashew is the one stealing the club

[@OldCouches]

I love this scene so much

[@cultfan5227]

this is the funniest show EVER!

[@drServitis]

Yep! And a new season's coming out in 2017! Yeah Baby!

[@pottytheparrot310]

drServitis October 1st

[@stephenoconnell1591]

Behind Seinfeld of course

[@freddylubin]

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" and "The Honeymooners": the best ever.

[@cultfan5227]

Agreed!

[@johnstringer4439]

"Jeffrey, didn't know your golf club had your name on it? Fuckn idiot" lol lol ah Suzy. Jeff's face haha.

[@jacobtryon5483]

I love the music as he prys the club from his dead hands 😂

[@sirtrevor10]

Prises

[@computerfan9]

The Telltale Cashew 3:28

[@doloresstrong2198]

love how Suzie drops the f bomb every chance she gets

[@raulduke6105]

All time classic show

[@beastboyrules52xd98]

3:54 to 4:16 Everyone's reaction made the moment even funnier lol

[@melodiefrances3898]

Ikr? I was dying

[@hansolofthiderman2719]

" It was a 5-wood " !! Four words thats shows the diff between us and a sitcom-genius !! Im a curboholic , and i stand by it !! Cheers…..

[@markread7333]

Hans Olof Thiderman - "It(1) was(2) a(3) 5(4) wood(5)."

[@scratchers7916]

I hope the people trying to pick factual flaws in this are aware, this IS a comedy, not a documentary! GGMS

[@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG]

R.I.P Bob Einstein aka Super Dave aka Marty Funkhouser

[@Cazz8203]

oh fuck off

[@nocam9699]

"He lived life to the hilt"...proceeds to describe an incredibly mundane life.

[@antoniodelgado8664]

These are real friends

[@TheSealOfTheRose]

An open Casket at a Jewish funeral??? Wtf

[@mil4003]

I agree… This doesn't happen.

[@zahersgheer5621]

he was golfer

[@howardstern666]

i always wondered about that.

[@scslre]

ROBERT DEAN does that happen a lot? you running into people trying to prove how kosher they are?

[@robrick9361]

Thanks to the Germans the Jews have gotten use to seeing each other in a box.

[@JustGrasss]

Susie had the best sense of fashion haha

[@soulassassin0g]

Marty really needs to consider getting new friends lol.

[@onesixfive]

i curse regularly. many times per day. susie's "fucking idiot!" at jeff is said so well, it makes the hairs on my neck stand up. for real i might make this into a notification on my phone or something. that is the best "fucking idiot!" ive ever heard. what a voice.

[@ecilana1234]

Larry's life is wild

[@r6854]

I love Jeff looking out of the window at 4:03

[@AGPfan]

1:30 - Jeff's 5 wood is a Great Big Bertha II. Judging by Larry's bag, it's obvious that his irreplaceable 5 wood was the original (1997-1998) version of that model.

[@markread7333]

The way Larry walks with the 5-wood in his pants is the same way I walk when I see Salma Hayek dance in Dusk Till Dawn.

[@donwolf9490]

😂😂😂🤣 Larry will remain the GOAT

[@JAJE3U8]

It had his name on it. Im crying xD

[@beeftwinkie2198]

Just say.. hey why is my club in this casket?..if they wanted him buried with his favorite club they should make sure it's the right one

[@Chris-kf8mx]

I relate to the guy in front with the dandruff. Sat in many a pew and witnessed the same thing.

[@Pat121V]

That corpses hand is remarkably well perfused.

[@SuperFruitpunch]

4:03 Jeff the only one looking away from Larry 😂😂😂😂

[@theophilusahene-akwa4736]

The mission impossible vibe

[@JustAFilmGuy]

Om my gosh, that guy at the podium was that collector in Star Trek TNG.

[@timrussell6143]

The one who took Data?

[@JustAFilmGuy]

+Tim Russell Yep

[@slou124]

He was also Daphne's fiancé in Frasier.

[@RawandCookedVegan]

And newsman in Unforgiven.

[@jc3858]

The cashews and raisins 😂

[@laurastone6578]

Larry looks strange with that hat on his head. LOL

[@theflanman1986]

Is that a Black Jew behind Larry??? That is like seeing a unicorn...

[@rock3tcatU233]

Or a black asstronaut.

[@JuanLopez-lp8ig]

Or a black father

[@dayman7084]

Adopted by some lovely Jews

[@alexanderchan76]

You've never heard of Beta Israel the Ethiopian Jews?

[@MatrixDiscovery]

Do some research. The real JEWS are black, the people you see on TV are the fake JEWS.

[@TheGiokink]

Genius, pure genius

[@surbon514]

Great scene! I would just mention that open caskets are strictly forbidden in the Jewish faith so that confused me, but the joke would have been impossible otherwise.

[@TheKrimeScene]

Uncle Leo lol

[@ap70621]

Glad you caught that too! "Jerry, hello!"

[@glywnniswells9480]

I would have liked to have seen Marty reaction and verbal abuse of Larry

[@micahtuck2455]

1:35 such a bro

[@YoungBlueEyesSingsOlBlueEyes]

What's the name of that song playing at 3:37?

[@dhan07404]

Pro tip when replacing a gold club from a casket don't have cashews on you

[@sassysasquatch2722]

I remember that guy at the podium from star trek lol

[@MrDuds1984]

Jeff’s expression 4:27 priceless

[@averredanielian]

Larry's face LOL!

[@stephengreico2810]

4:09 hawwwwwwwT

[@ndehdischeen7053]

Larry is my hero!

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

The cashew didnt really imply guilt since Larry was already viewing the casket anyway

[@beani24329]

Norm saw him eating it when he walked into the chapel

[@jeffbehringer1262]

From my cold dead hands!

[@tashaaw2228]

4:28 his face lmao

[@stefs7141]

Disassociating

[@NylonStrings83]

4:24 😂😂😂😂😂😂 5 wood

[@comprehensiveboy]

Actually this is not really sensible. If they had just pointed out that the dude didn't have his own club everyone would have been happy to correct the situation.

[@IIBNG76]

comprehensiveboy Where's the funny in that?

[@SD-ym1rt]

I actually love Susie holy shit

[@terryelkins4338]

You didn't know that the 5 wood had your fuckin name on it 😃😅

[@flisko123]

is that a cashew?

[@pottytheparrot310]

flisko Yeah it’s a cashew.

[@comprehensiveboy]

Check out the music after 2.20. It's the Batman TV show theme from the 1960s.

[@seannutshell1427]

I sold my 3 iron (titleist 716 mb 21 degrees) for $ 1000 yesterday.

[@juliusceasar6002]

top shelf liquor grillo

[@gabagool4789]

1:26 two italian mobsters are getting a shotgun from the trunk