Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David & David Schwimmer Watch

[@Its__Good]

Imagine having these arguments where the money is completely irrelevant to everyone involved and it's just a matter of principle!

[@guguigugu]

could have been an expensive watch

[@ari9638]

@@guguigugu Barring historic relics, I don't think there's a watch in the world that either Larry David or David Schwimmer would have trouble replacing.

[@Isleofskye]

I think Larry's 600 Million Dollars should just about cover it...

[@horace5294]

Moist Gnomea

[@JoshMarshain]

That's what makes it all the more vexing, none of it is about the money, its about being an asshole

[@subarnafigo3566]

The watch was lost.. it now continues to be lost.. haha

[@gmpm]

lol. Peak LD, Curb at its zenith, at its absolute pinnacle.

[@neomcdoom]

Except once Larry found it it was found

[@subarnafigo3566]

@@neomcdoom then it continued to be lost

[@neomcdoom]

@@subarnafigo3566 No this is a separate instance of loss caused by Larry in which he is responsible

[@subarnafigo3566]

@@neomcdoom but it’s the same for swimmer since his watch continued to be lost..

[@eldiesel4593]

It's so great when people actually agree with Larry: Shaq, Mel Brooks, Jon Hamm.

[@jamesdedonato5819]

Jeff, Leon, Richard Lewis

[@TheBINIBALL]

And the Iranian investigator

[@boppob1343]

Mel was playing him because he was doing the producers premise where he wants the show to tank lol

[@viplovemeshram5416]

Cousin funkhouser too

[@conorkennedy3304]

they agree with him because he says/does the things that people actually want to do

[@jamese.4188]

Schwinmer has the most low key funniest style of delivering his lines. Theres like this constant air of sarcasm mixed with annoyance at everything Larry says 😂👌

[@jd0879]

Especially 3:01 lol it’s hilarious

[@Tol1as]

He's great as a silly-ass villain. It's a shame that he hasn't taken more roles of that kind. Check out Duane Hopwood (2005) where he plays a divorced alcoholic dad, I rly liked his performance there.

[@syd1848]

“Did you allude to me?”

[@duttakunal82]

"you lost... my watch. You.. lost My Watch. YOU LOST MY WATCH. MY WATCH *birds in the alley fly away* MY WATCH".

[@davidpetermcmorris857]

Love how Shwimmer is trying to get Larry to pay for his lost watch.

[@walygisnep]

Larry being badgered by some character for money he may or may not owe them is the most frequent joke in the series.

[@Someothername2134]

Larry breaking his neighbors glasses was amazing.

[@techtitanuk5609]

Larry is always right

[@bodbn]

Product reviewer uk in this case of the video he's always left.

[@neontime8507]

Agreed but I understand David’s perspective. When David lost the watch, it ended up someplace he can trace it back to, but Larry is a whole other variable so now there’s no shot of David finding the watch

[@Moolers]

Not in this case. He told Ross he had the watch and that makes it Larry's responsibility not to lose it until he can give it back.

[@Maximustard]

Larry represents the truth, people don't like the truth

[@theredball]

Thats why its so relatable if u live your life like him u get nothing but hate

[@philmuggeson1849]

Love how Larry's antics always start a debate as to who was in the wrong in the comments section, often as entertaining as the scene itself haha

[@kilokilo9034]

Henk de Tank no....there isn’t. It’s pretty straight forward to know who right and who’s wrong. Your the type of person Larry would call out

[@Swejin]

Schwimmer and Stiller were the best with Larry. Still my favorite season to this day. The look he has when Larry says “Did you allude to me?”

[@mro234]

schwimmer's role on curb is my favorite guest spot of the whole series

[@TheMiist]

“The discussion I had is privileged” He killed it here 😂

[@patrick4662]

Yeah he was awesome. He crushes it on HBO. This and Band of Brothers lol.

[@MarcoBoneMan]

He wanted to make an affordable snack. An affordable snack.

[@mcdouche2]

I feel like Christopher Walken can help in this situation.

[@ini6392]

lol, thank you

[@tslaza]

"So he give me the watch..."

[@SoapAcademy]

“I think it could use more cowbell.”

[@plumpsquash8521]

You have a fly on your pfp

[@garyfield56]

...."it's wild, really... a conundrum"

[@pacnasty00]

3:01 that shot of schwimmer is so devious lmao

[@boppob1343]

".... no... yea..."

[@rustyAF]

It’s so good lmao

[@robertfishman3742]

One of the douchiest conversations in the history of tv comedy!

[@deansbreaks4926]

This is like the one time of the show people are on Larry’s side lol

[@Death13Horseman]

Except the Jon Hamm episode.

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

I find myself reciprocating Larry's arguments for most of the early seasons and then it progressively declines

[@oscarkenyon8011]

YOU ATE MY SANDWICH?

[@yakojjy]

I call it the moist maker.

[@Schneider624]

I’m a moist maker

[@zaidshah4535]

@@Schneider624 hey man it's been 10 months, deliver that baby yet?

[@alyssafoster4765]

MY SANDWICH

[@samsmith2563]

Fun fact this episode was featured in curb your enthusiasm bloopers when David Schwimmer closes the door you can hear Larry laugh

[@dengueberries]

I love how Mel Brooks buds in.

[@artvandalay13]

And defends Larry.

[@WaitingtoHit]

It's "butts," man.

[@raywilson2047]

@@WaitingtoHit no no it was a gradual process

[@danyoutube7491]

@@raywilson2047Lol, nice one

[@SeecretWeapon]

David Schwimmer is so underrated as an actor

[@conorkennedy3304]

That's why it's so great to have all of these tallented people on this show. They always kill it.

[@odeleon24]

Band of Brothers. Apt Pupil. David was too good for Friends. He should be in more shows and movies

[@scottroffman2325]

If it wasn't my watch, then I agree with Larry....and if it WAS my watch, then I agree with David. Isn't it funny how life works out that way?!

[@conorkennedy3304]

It ends up being a draw

[@murray1246]

They missed the best part when shimmer looks back at him. It makes the scene!

[@Brandon-e6r]

Fr

[@paulrouhan7288]

'What are you nuts?' Call him raisins and if you find a few cashews, that's a bonus.

[@rick2517]

Holy shit somebody backed up Larry David.The woman deserved a medal

[@L47M]

An enemy of Larry David is an enemy of mine.

[@BlackKettleRanch]

Nobody confirmed it was the correct watch.

[@seanduffy1420]

I like how Larry described David Schwimmer as ‘that guy right there’ instead of just saying Ross. Also Ross definitely told the stewardess lmao

[@hassanrao3576]

I didn't know Shirley was an Air Hostess.

[@MrTlong2010]

Yvette Nicole Brown was hilariously angry in this, haha.

[@AndThenShwarmaAfter]

this is probably the best show in the entire history of shows ever.

[@Mac-dt3iz]

@Natural Creature i've probably seen every episode of always sunny 5+x (tied as favorite wth Curb) and they're completely different shows. Curb's humor is much more subtle and better written, always sunny is more "lol" funny but the most recent seasons suck and the acting isn't great.

[@conorkennedy3304]

The new season is as good as any of them

[@domydishes]

so basically never try to do this guy any favors because hell try to exploit you if he can

[@orkunakman1541]

Well, not really... The watch may have been findable before but now with Larry's intervention, it has become truly unfindable.

[@gregoryashton]

Do my eyes deceive me? Is that Mel Brooks?? Hahaha, “it’s Headley!” And it Shirley from Community right?

[@Starpotion]

Yep, isn’t that nice?

[@danielcropp8553]

@@Starpotion Yes, that's niiiieece!

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Hurumph, hurumph

[@gregoryashton]

Hillbilly Cat I didn’t get a Hurumph outta that guy. Hit the governor, Hurumph! Hurumph. You watch your ass! :)

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@gregoryashton we need to work up a #6 on 'em!

[@putridpedros]

When Schwimmer goes to speak to the flight attendant at 1:50... he's wearing the watch

[@kadesmith3054]

😆 I had to replay to see that he was wearing the watch

[@paulrouhan7288]

A watch.

[@William_Sk]

This is before he lost the watch, it's weirdly edited. The flight was gonna take them to New York to do the show.

[@logicalblackman8228]

You realize that it was a hotel maid and not a flight attendant who found the watch?

[@christoferprestipino7433]

“The watch was lost, so it continues to be lost”

[@guythecat490]

And just when I thought I couldn’t dislike David Schwimmer any more…

[@griesrt]

Larry: "YOu snitch on me?"

[@stephencooper7459]

Years ago in a pub after work . A friend was going home early . Said he'd mind my bag with 200 CDs and stuff in it. We went on to club . I came into work few days later he lost them or forgot to mind them. I felt it was my bad Shit happens didn't get angry just learned a lesson if it means a lot mind it yourself . Not their fault . We were drunk to so . Larry is so right here . 👍

[@robertmaiolo7308]

Poor Larry. The air hostesses. Wow She was scary. 😂 She played that part brilliantly. Very funny.

[@walterkersting6238]

As if a flying turd wasn’t shitty enough...

[@pluntchgunster6156]

@@walterkersting6238 What?

[@bigdickdolly]

Yvette Nicole Brown ❤

[@lbo87]

Yvette Nicole Brown, this was early in her career she also a decade later played Shirley Bennett in Community. When I rewatch Curb seasons I recognize a lot of actors from other shows and sitcoms who got bigger later.

[@svscared]

David was so good matching Larry here with attitude as obnoxious as he may have been. Also love how Larry calls him by his last name 😂

[@maasicas]

That flight attendant... jesus.. that's how they are in real life. Used to be veeeery different.

[@guguigugu]

and air travel used to be reserved for civilized folks not commoners. you can go in polite and friendly but once you deal with 10 chads and stacys and their spawn you gonna change your game.

[@MeesterVegas]

And if you don't like it, you can get yo black ass fired too, LaQuesha!

[@Guitarman7133]

THATS BECAUSE OF THE 911 BULLSHIT CONTROL AGENDA.

[@jimreily7538]

I thought she was pretty decent to him.

[@mitchellcumsteen9220]

Before 9/11.

[@andred4473]

“Just gimme a snippet”

[@aymanalshehri4393]

David plays the jerk real good! so funny

[@tangobango9653]

LUV how “Curb” takes everyday mundane situations & make them FUNNY!

[@jordand431]

Most petty man in the world, I love his character

[@chucksolutions4579]

Love it when people bring something up, then say let’s not get into it.

[@Mushruums]

This is like the blue/black and white/gold dress argument. Such a funny argument to have. Clearly larry doesn't owe him a new watch.

[@neomcdoom]

Ollyoxenfree If it’s so funny why did you feel the need to say Larry is in the right

[@johnb1150]

Larry always managed to find the best black actors and actresses on both seinfeld and curb, this woman only has a few lines but the whole black person with attitude caricature Larry always does is always hysterical.

[@rustyAF]

Yvette Nicole Brown. One of the few actresses/characters to scare Larry

[@chaostheory16]

“That’s what I require.”

[@Wodehousean]

There are no other shows with stories like this.

[@MarcoBoneMan]

No. The discussion I had is privileged.

[@jbrobertson7505]

Negotiators at their finest!!!

[@jaystanley9363]

It's like football rules.. instant replay

[@danielmurzellotheunknownma7481]

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[@eduardboytsov5313]

Being Jewish I smile every time I watch this scene. This is exactly how things would go down

[@2006glg]

"Did you allude to me??"

[@eyeshandy]

Love Schwimmer’s face behind the chair

[@logicalblackman8228]

Without question, Larry David is responsible for the watch. He did not actually find it; someone else did; rather, he took possession of it from the housekeeper who is the one who actually found it. Given that it was on her cart and an open display, she was clearly planning on turning it into the lost and found. If she had planned on keeping it, she would’ve put it in her pocket. So when Larry takes it from her, he becomes responsible for it. Conversely, if Larry had actually found the watch and in a place where it was not likely to have been turned in, then his argument would be valid.

[@christianity7783]

Agreed bro. JESUS is LORD!

[@distortiontildeafness]

I want that room their in to be my home . nice lofty space

[@gi_100x]

IT CONTINUES TO BE LOST!

[@dailyflash]

“Did you hear what I require?”

[@leroymitchan]

I haven't watched any of Curb besides KZbin clips but now I get extremely anxious everytime Larry David walks into a room

[@steveehrlich6009]

The discussion I had is privileged.

[@traviscoates6878]

“What are you nuts!” Classic LD line...

[@michaelkelly3221]

Whenever the role calls for a total putz, David Schwimmer is the perfect actor.

[@whitealliance9540]

If i ever meet david swimmer im asking him what did he say to the stewardess. I swear to everything

[@gomezaddams4347]

She’s the Serena Williams of flight attendants.

[@ecilana1234]

This is the most pointless conversation in the history of conversations EVER

[@ysgol3]

Which is exactly the point of it.

[@neomcdoom]

It’s not pointless the man lost a watch that was probably worth several hundred dollars. I’m pretty sure it matters who pays for it.

[@kilokilo9034]

Jack Sprack if it was worth so much he shouldn’t have lost it

[@AxiomaticUncertainty]

@@neomcdoom They're all multimillionaires lol

[@22ab8]

Forget the watch, lose Schwimmer!

[@nickotto-bernstein7267]

the stewardess thing in this episode and how he keeps returning to it always kills me!

[@lenno15697]

I'm on Larry's side here. The norm of punishing people for honest mistakes that occur during selfless acts would disincentivise selflessness, and result in a world where everyone is worse off. Ex ante David would want Larry to attempt to find the watch and return it to him, so the lost watch is on David.

[@bendavidson1210]

I think this reasoning is probably best. This is exactly why good samaritan laws were created in real life, to allow people to try and assist others without risking being held liable for some honest mistake. Schwimmer’s arguments come off as super entitled, he’s basically demonstrating that no one should ever attempt to return his possessions to him because they risk being held responsible if they go missing.

[@logicalblackman8228]

Absolutely not! This loss is 100% on Larry David. He lost a found item. He did not find it himself. The hotel employee found it and was going to put it in their secure Lost and Found location. Instead, Larry took it upon himself to take someone’s property that wasn’t his and then misplaced it.

[@a_1081p]

This is one of my favorite arguments in the show. Actually makes you think about who’s in the right. Most of the others are clearly in Larry’s favor but here I’m less sure

[@Epicbooman]

I LOVE DAVID SCHWIMMER

[@maolsheachlannoceallaigh4772]

The air hostess (or flight attendant, if you insist) is the woman who plays Dwight's temporary colleague when he goes to work in Staples, in The Office. She says she doesn't like him and his massive teeth and crazy hair, or something like that. He asks her if she's ever heard of paper when she says she's never heard of Dunder Mifflin.

[@HankHill1]

his beady lil eyes lol

[@Hivernal]

also she's shirley from community

[@RandomShowerThoughts]

She’s also Helen from Drake and Josh

[@jcee6886]

David and the watch WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!

[@prahaladhnarayanan1277]

You lost my watch?? My Watch!! MYYY WAAAATCH!!!!

[@papajahmani]

Larry David Schimmer

[@niklams]

I want to write my bachelor thesis in philosophy about this situation.

[@jamesduffy5980]

Stewardess was really rude. That kinda kills it for me; kinda stops Larry from doing his thing.

[@bernlin2000]

I just like the idea that a super-rich celebrity from Friends would get this uptight about a watch they could buy 10x over without noticing a change in their bank account XD

[@doolbeepi3059]

"You lost my sandwich?"

[@kikoayari1962]

Stubbornness is my concern.

[@m.draven477]

Larry is lucky not to have seen the wrath of Red Ross

[@stephenoconnell1591]

This is actually how american cabin crew act

[@portcreditswag]

I love how he plays mean Ross...Ross is Daves alter ego

[@bySterling]

“Just give me a snippet...” Haa

[@distortiontildeafness]

lol this video is inverted from left to right

[@taotoo2]

At least it wasn't upside-down like a mirror

[@cowboifunk]

I 'tried' to avoid copyright lol

[@fransstal6535]

Same as you.

[@Itstimetogogo]

My gf’s cousin had a badly cracked phone that she was using. It was in bad shape but still useable. She had the phone resting on the hard back of a sofa and I accidentally sat on it without realising, fully cracking it. Now the phone was totally unusable. The cousin then claimed that she had planned on selling the phone for €200 so that’s how much I owed her. My gf was super mad because she thought there was no fucking way she was getting €200 for the phone in the state it was in. But I broke it, so I paid the €200 to avoid any family drama.

[@kikoayari1962]

I love old school shows.

[@Alphoric]

I’ve lost glasses in a taxi before rung the company up and they ended up leaving them on my wheely bin outside

[@Jeter21881]

“Possession is 9/10ths…” LOL

[@jmuduke99]

I saw the flight attendant actress on Bumble

[@JmackDaddyFunk]

This started the longstanding feud with Norm…

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Every moment in this guy's life must feel like a painful fork in the roaf... I understand your exhaustion! 🙌🏾

[@orenatz]

The lost and found issue here is a real paradox

[@claudiam2474]

My fav season storyline

[@richardvehlow3341]

Wait a minute. Been awhile since I watched the complete episode, but unless there is a different sequence to the scenes, it seems to me the watch was lost in LA but was found by the turban-wearing maintenance tech in the hotel in NEW YORK. How did that happen?

[@Briank0912]

YOU LOST MY WATCH?.....MY WATCH?........MY WATCH?

[@Englishtamilsays]

The best thing to say in these circumstances is to say "Sorry, I lied. I never had your watch. Just wanted to make you feel happy and then miserable."

[@tommytherunner]

6 months have passed, so I'm not sure if the statute of limitations has expired on responding to a comment in a KZbin section but I'll go for it anyway. Nice.

[@joshmckinney6034]

Best answer

[@robertfishman3742]

Like a bunch of divorce lawyers haggling over nonsense (while billing their respective clients hundreds of dollars an hour for this)!

[@Johnstone72]

For sale: Watch. Was formerly lost.