Shrek but every time he takes a STEP it gets 5% faster

[@VEE3RDEYE]

As soon as donkey shows up this movie descends into madness

[@Onion_wavy]

no it acends into greatness

[@misterbadcock]

It always has

[@Yobama08]

Its just gibberish at that point

[@akurvaanyadat]

Yea and this edit doesnt help that

[@JohnDoe-zu2cm]

The loss rate from the compression makes it utterly uninteligable. If you slow it down at certain points no words are being said, and when you do hear words: it is infact a halucination.

[@justaguyyyy6446]

You know you’ve seen Shrek too many times when you can fully understand the plot and character development at this speed

[@Qwerty-uiop]

N E V E R I N M Y L I F E H A V E I W A T C H E D S H R E K

[@estecanal6747]

I am I watched Shrek with my family more than 24367224563235577 times It’s like a tradition

[@narstietokez9127]

Never too many times

[@justaguyyyy6446]

@Alfie Chivers Oh yeah.. @Sparky Entertainment Studios did. I didn’t see that sorry

[@Brandon-9]

I felt like Flash

[@tobler0001]

Let’s be honest, everyone was constantly waiting for him to take another step at the beginning

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

Tob never happened 🤣

[@noximilien8497]

true

[@naget7849]

No cause it was playing all star

[@thegamminguycrazzgamer2949]

Yup

[@poisonarrow7759]

Never before have i been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@mooredaxon]

The fact that the intro takes nearly a third of this video's runtime is wild

[@matayaarmour2628]

they managed to cut an almost 2 hour movie into less than 10 minutes, AND didn’t get copyrighted. THIS is talent.

[@fivesARC--5555]

Ikr

[@Rakcid]

No copyright because the video start at 5 speed when shrek come out of toilets

[@justheretocommentforyoutob4387]

The pitch was higher and it's faster so it doesn't sound or look exactly like the original, so no copyright. Most pirated movie copies have bad audio on purpose.

[@macrebel8068]

666 likes

[@echoes-q6l]

Oh gosh YES

[@jonraquet6629]

Conclusion: Shrek walks a lot more than I realized in this movie.

[@HaloofWar35276]

This movie is godly it shows the love between friends lovers and enemy’s with animation and comedy a well known good combination to make a perfect movie and the jokes are so could that I laughed through the hole movie I couldn’t breath for eighty five minutes and after the movie I was paralyzed for twenty minutes now I thought all of this was the movie but turns out that same night I had a can of beer that had meth weed crystals inpheramine ketamine pain killers tiny doses of poison from dart frogs and I also drank some gas and then I had some oil then last but not least I had tranquilizer darts every fifteen minutes oh and pcp/angel dust with some coke cigars and now finally cigarettes but besides all of that this is a good movie

[@HaloofWar35276]

I was laughing my dumb White 13 year old 0.2 GPA ass off while writing the other comment

[@xkaspergaming5668]

@@HaloofWar35276 thats what she said

[@cat.mp3]

@@xkaspergaming5668 thats what she said

[@xkaspergaming5668]

@@cat.mp3 lies

[@mollybloxham5821]

you know this escalates quickly when we're halfway through the video and he's only just met Donkey

[@efck4923]

😅

[@TheEggoEffect]

The beauty of exponential growth

[@p4r4d0x3]

This is what we call a snowball effect

[@iambeloved496]

That'd percentages for you. They only work according to the size of the number they're being multiplied with

[@shescrolledsomuchthatshedied]

He really does step a lot near the half end

[@BBB_Bomb]

"sir, you have approximately 10 minutes to live, what's your final wish?" Me: "I want to watch Shrek" "Excuse me? Thats too long..." Me: "Nah don't worry, i know what I'm doing"

[@christophero1496]

I’m pretty sure 50% of this is just Shrek passive aggressively power walking away from donkey...

[@Dinosaurkitkats]

that be true tho....

[@kaulindunning2632]

I agree

[@avidagamegerl1081]

That’s a hella lot of steps...

[@TheBakingYeast]

Chris Cat It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him

[@avidagamegerl1081]

Petr Finifear SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

[@momomochi4388]

When you only have ten minutes to live but you want to watch Shrek

[@markothewolf3380]

BD

[@lillyanne7277]

@@markothewolf3380 what does that mean?

[@radthecobrafilms9829]

Crowley and his 'Friend' I think it a laughing face

[@txlly4388]

Alex Perez yea

[@fireballfurby]

It’s an 😎 face

[@shinitsuka6908]

"So, Tell me what's your biggest achievement." Me: "I watched a whole movie within the span of 9 minutes and 34 seconds."

[@aa2748]

*Yesn't*

[@SeriouslyDiegooo]

Lol

[@izad524]

Watches in 2x speed

[@fre9loco]

@@izad524 dame

[@fre9loco]

*Same

[@NumberOneCheeto]

2 hours of nostalgia was crammed into my head in ten minutes 9:34

[@Cyber._Dragons]

Don't u mean nine minutes?

[@lostgrace3274]

Now watch it at 2 times speed😂

[@Javv1721]

Literally

[@ricardoalcala4784]

Broohhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂​@@lostgrace3274

[@yohanesirwanenrico2912]

​@@lostgrace3274 I just did

[@dandonovan6867]

“ what’s your special talent?” “ i can watch the entire shrek movie in under 10 minutes.”

[@XisoMaster]

0:29 On subtitles

[@SacarouK]

I can watch an entire movie in under five minutes

[@simondezombie9001]

NEW RECORD

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

@@XisoMaster why is the whole first freaking part of the song on screen?

[@FandomFrenzy]

Me who puts the video on 2x speed: *Pathetic* >:3

[@SgtCooligan]

We all just watched the entirety of “Shrek” in less than 10 minutes.

[@lightniningstrike3764]

And the first 5 minutes were just the intro of the movie

[@Kapuu_]

@Humantorsaurus Rex i did that then I watched again at 2x speed 🤣

[@jvinny_]

the entirety of the bible*

[@SgtCooligan]

JJtheLion haha yeah

[@angelofaraci965]

Scout I can’t say I’m disappointed

[@MainBe04]

Shrek but every time he takes a step it gets 5% faster 40 million people: clicc

[@nazfx2648]

Uhm, yeh? Thats literally just you saying the video

[@DannySMAllenSJ]

thicc clicc

[@MainBe04]

@@nazfx2648 yeah try commenting it under another video! (which is kinda funny and dumb too like this one) and watch the likes rise haha. This is a pretty unoriginal comment tbh

[@kariscleary343]

ikr, I saw it, accidently clicked something else, so I had to search it XD

[@daniellebowsky4022]

Actually, as of 29.2.20, at 9:22 EST, it is 24.000.598 Cliccs

[@white_145]

2:00 erm akshually

[@talitaholanda4704]

Erm, Actually it's pronounced Actually 🤓👆

[@bajablast8216]

Erm actually he said, “well actually” 🤓 ☝️

[@L.Jhauskins]

Erm akshually, he spelled it wron in purpose

[@seanmyster6]

When you want to watch Shrek again, but only have 10 minutes to spare.

[@roachy211]

LOL

[@johnpage5005]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣.

[@MakAttack_11]

Ikr?!?

[@Y0urL0c4lCh3rub]

Fr

[@ikw4384]

Literally me😂

[@Arclite02]

He takes a LOT fewer steps than I ever imagined, really...

[@Vyansya]

Same i expected a lot more

[@Nzed3000]

4:39

[@Ascetic_MC]

Sorry. Ill tell him to try harder

[@BranMan10]

Probably because CGI was hard to animate walking back in 2001

[@icybear21]

like your average Ogre-American?

[@theonlyalbatross7218]

When you realize he hardly steps at the start of the movie

[@yo_momma_6896]

That's what I was thinking lol

[@savagebm6839]

Bruh as a kid i thought that made a earthquake

[@-GTCHCRKKCH-]

Egg I am your 666th like

[@MC______]

Wait a second....i saw you in another video before °-°

[@jukemspikes]

He has a midevil hover board

[@Hestia.pjo-hoo]

Don’t turn on subtitles at 0:23.

[@RotemGang]

Too late😅

[@PIETRO_PX]

☠️

[@CantitosRoberto]

Xd

[@ZOEYTHEWOLFIE]

Why not it's normal

[@jacquipick7997]

💀💀

[@zephyrurchin4763]

Well, I'll say this much: This is the first time I've sat through the entirety of Shrek's credits.

[@trappergroupyt]

Btw look at how old this piece of art is

[@mooshmoosh_]

really? it's my favorite part

[@zephyrurchin4763]

@@mooshmoosh_ It... is?

[@cheese_walker]

@@zephyrurchin4763 yes i also barely watch the rest????

[@its_savi1152]

I agree

[@Mojo-qh4jt]

The fact that I can practically still understand this move and watch it so perfectly despite the speed and have the equivalent viewing experience if not rushed scares me

[@oneballious]

@@jelly_bam3138 huh

[@Sparkthemagicdragon]

@@jelly_bam3138 tf?

[@BestBird_1]

@@jelly_bam3138 that's a bit racist

[@Kobekola]

@@jelly_bam3138 You have to be so backwards to think only white people watched shrek or something

[@Letoa._TheGoat]

@@jelly_bam3138 bro what

[@TheDogeSlayer]

The guy who made the subtitles: No need to thank me

[@ranjela455]

(fast rapping)

[@emalsfd]

(Faster rapping)

[@jakemoonwolf1079]

Why the hell dis you watch this? lmao

[@TheDogeSlayer]

Jesus thank you for those likes.. Personal record

[@izsakranada4869]

rifty army

[@ToxicZon3]

9:10 he trolled us💀

[@cyanzsus3315]

some- BODY ONCE TOLD ME-

[@KingoftheFreljord]

I had it at 2x speed until that moment and I thought it went normal the whole video 🤣🤣🤣 I have seen it so many times I knew exactly what happened in every scene based on the split second image

[@asninox9060]

“(fast rapping)” *top 10 rappers eminem was to scared to diss*

[@kimjoeun2502]

The Carrot Sardine the thing is he shouldn’t diss anyone cuz he sucks

[@bennykraupa1757]

Shrinem

[@iamshyni69]

Shrek raps faster than Twista at this point.

[@Quivey-the-doodle]

If you put it on captions it says fast rapping

[@miaklo9389]

number 1: donkey

[@JakeHario]

Love how you couldn't resist playing the "Somebody once told me" before reverting to the current speed

[@paydenallen1622]

no its some. BOdy once told me get it right

[@brendenmyers1711]

U notices that too

[@drantigon]

That's because he took no steps before that point

[@iyannalyseee]

@@drantigon no fam they meant at 9:10 💀💀💀

[@kirukatomikatushikushika3215]

Somebody🎶 then a massive red dragon lands

[@ВаняКрахмальный-н8д]

Don't turn on subtitles on 0:23

[@NoName.-.-.]

I got nuked with words 💀

[@Bread-7-p4o]

​@@NoName.-.-. Same💀

[@Phantom-n6yl]

Yeahp same

[@staffeyx]

Lmao

[@bluepenguinx12523]

Ya made me wanna do it and I regretted it😂

[@jimmyoshea2158]

Mum "We're leaving in ten minutes." Me "let me just watch Shrek real quick”

[@the-rogamer7955]

In 2x speed it’s just 4:03 minutes

[@ratkingwastaken]

@@the-rogamer7955 Yes, that is how math works.

[@Rr1ck_77]

Shrek

[@Vic_Lit344]

@@Rr1ck_77 shrek

[@livpaige7552]

Shrek.

[@Pogiforce]

Wasn't all that noticeable at first. Then Donkey.

[@zanly5039]

yo your pfp is pretty cool

[@ikimiyu]

Ariba

[@MG101]

True

[@tazzydevil6638]

Imagine this in a Lord of the Rings addition

[@kirby47897]

@@tazzydevil6638 that would be chaos

[@freethugga69420]

Now we all found out how the voice lines in Sims are created.

[@rockstarfoxythepiratefox7250]

Haha comety!

[@yuh_boi77]

Or animal Crossing

[@barrel9158]

My sim:hargedaroy Other sim:hargedaroy dim has foj!

[@shhjgjg]

hello mr. shrek

[@xitrump8002]

kzbin.info/door/MMtdb0Bxe-nCic-3S9JtBQ

[@DeceptiveExtra]

0:30 subtitles

[@somuchluv89]

This makes you realize how much time shrek spends arguing with people 😂

[@robloxfan4271]

Lol

[@noswear2346]

hmm i`m the 666th like 😏

[@dervolldrosten6320]

@@noswear2346 so u ded

[@noswear2346]

@@dervolldrosten6320 hell yeah boiii been waitin on this for 24 years WOHOOOOO

[@nerfcontent9429]

I thought you were Gordon Ramsey for a second just wanted to say that

[@sniclops15]

I love how the whole video can be perfectly split down the middle, where the first half is before Shrek meets Donkey, and then after

[@SciFiLOLproductions]

Donkey is his physical instructor lol

[@Kittycat-mr4im]

5:02

[@AndreiFantastic]

Guess you could say donkey really put his ass in gear lol

[@Allplussomeminus]

You realize they didn't have Shrek walking a lot because it's a lot of work for the animators.

[@Roberto577_One]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the how this legend stopped fast forwarding at 9:10 just to play All Star for one second.

[@vergil9303]

1st comment

[@Roberto577_One]

@@vergil9303 I legit didn't even know that this comment had 257 likes until you replied lol

[@rageraider330]

lol

[@randomturkyt]

now 386 likes

[@JusstinC]

that shit had me dead😭😭

[@JacobS3103]

4:24 Facebook logo

[@DaPeanutButter]

He's so powerful he alters the fabric of time with every step.

[@erosfreestyle18]

Legend has it he still molds time

[@tales_zero_miles]

Top ten characters that can defeat Thanos with 1% of their power.

[@zikwboi7152]

richard watterson vs shrek battle of the century???

[@chickachickaslimshady6828]

@@zikwboi7152 shaggy

[@vivelespatat2670]

Time Acceleration

[@blurrynawa3858]

Somebody had to edit this. Somebody had to watch every time Shrek took a step on frame, cut it, wait till he took another step, cut it, increase the time in between, and repeat that hundreds of times. And they aren’t even being paid. This is commitment. This is passion.

[@dudewheresmycar6318]

31million views is pretty good and it's a lot of videos could definitely add up

[@JustKet69]

Actually if you get 1 million views in one month it's 7000 dollars if that's multiplied by 30 times

[@MakeItWork256]

@@JustKet69 7k ??? LMAO Thats not how it works lol. Ya get max 1.400. The more Adds u add the more u get.

[@JustKet69]

@@MakeItWork256 everyone on Reddit and KZbin knows I'm dumb

[@kameronjones9560]

On top of that, I wonder if there were situations where they contemplated whether a step should count even though it wasn’t shown

[@ofakristofferson4805]

even at a crazy speed donkey still sounds somewhat normal when he speaks. what a character

[@herbo3030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bV7XmWWNaLmLhNE 🔥🔥

[@mikehawk283]

7:52

[@haribo_42]

Ehm not really

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

Talking faster than light is an absolutely normal thing for Eddy Murphy

[@alvexok5523]

Earlier in this video, yes.

[@AutoSonic495]

I love that the subtitles go from the actual words to just (fast rapping) after donkey shows up

[@sensfan2995]

When you realize you’ve just watched an entire movie in under 10 minutes

[@fame_cylo5707]

SensFan29 watch in x2 speed

[@sensfan2995]

Holy shit I didn’t realize how many likes this got

[@kiri4499]

:O

[@nexcode769]

Am the 666th Like! :D

[@lorissaburton629]

@@nexcode769 I'm about to ruin it:)

[@logon900]

My mom: "What are you watching?" Me: "Shrek, it's almost over."

[@alvarorey9308]

Mom: But Shrek still hasn't met Donkey.

[@turkeybot8737]

Alvaro Rey me: well See shrek got donkey and ate him

[@craftcrate6602]

It's fascinating how they were speaking English in the beginning, Spanish in the middle, and Alien through the end.

[@hesja88]

Yeah it sounds like it

[@cristi5137]

yep

[@taimrivera5956]

The subtitles say they are fast rapping

[@EverestEverly]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HipPenguin]

@@taimrivera5956 so does that mean the entire Shrek movie is a rap because if so (Shrek theme intensifies)

[@MegaShadow176]

I've never watched Shrek and this is a good impression

[@HiroiSekai]

I love how it's completely manageable until Shrek actually starts proper trekking as Donkey pesters him. It just descends into madness from there.

[@frogcreeperproductions6232]

1.5k likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

[@AmoGus-s7z]

1.6k likes and one reply? Lemme fix that

[@nintendoofamerica4644]

1.6 likes and 2 replies? lemme fix that@@AmoGus-s7z

[@ambergorilla6761]

1.7k likes and two replies? Lemme fix that

[@parkermillar7074]

1.8k likes and three replies? Lemme fix that

[@Woodland_Adventures]

Man, the movie speeds up REAL FAST after shreck meets donkey.

[@girraduck]

It's because donkeys performance really MOVES him. Edit: 1k likes? You people have no taste.

[@perrryyy]

@@girraduck that's a good one well done 😭😭

[@ambienthangout]

Think how fast this would have gone by if it were Forrest Gump.

[@monkh621]

*shreck*

[@walter7054]

I saw this comment exactly when they start talking

[@mrbutternuttsthethird1789]

Just to clarify this man watch the entire shrek movie while counting shreks steps now that commitment

[@arctrog]

and to split the video at every point where he does and run the calculation for 5 percent each time

[@madebybeev3940]

nah that would be illogical he probably had used coding or had some software to do it for him

[@ShadowCube264]

@@madebybeev3940 “used coding” lol

[@hellion5206]

@@ShadowCube264 lol x2

[@MrMemenea]

@@madebybeev3940 i watched the entire movie and counted every step

[@Toxick_Andark]

7:53 The song sounds like a chicken 😂😂

[@talitaholanda9658]

The chicken song

[@woah4116]

27 million people: that's why we connected the internet

[@redcoldriver21]

Вставай Ержан

[@woah4116]

@@redcoldriver21 Саламалейкум, на работу пора

[@doggolover1450]

I shouldn't be asking this and I'm sorry. But can someone translate what's going on lol... Sorry for being nosey

[@GamingChannel-zo6qi]

@@woah4116 уже 27..

[@nicolehanks8331]

Huh

[@agentpotater4943]

"Did u see shrek?" "Yesn't"

[@sstingreii]

“What was your favorite part?” “When they said ‘fvjcjgcjgcufcdfhxsdgxfhgcjhvhbbvvjcfcgvvgdthdfhu’”

[@agentpotater4943]

@LegendaryDoge outstanding job, ur contribution to society will be honoured

[@NeeNiekVG]

4th reply on a comment with 1K likes

[@tecumsehhatzenbach4731]

Well, I actually watched it...like 50 times or something But I don't wanna ruin the joke, so I'll shut up

[@nolifegang6926]

Viet Ngo they’re speaking the language of the Sim’s

[@Hempus420]

5:29 I love how clear the “of course!” is in all of the beeps of fast speed lol

[@thmasdraws]

𝗜𝗸𝗿

[@kingbacon2937]

And the: *OK*

[@dio8628]

The of course sound like stewie

[@Zomboo]

I came looking for this comment lol glad im not the only one who noticed

[@kate777_]

😭

[@TechTalk_YT827]

I love how the subtitles just say (fast rapping) and (faster rapping)

[@calebcooper522]

Shrek's life speeds up so much as soon as he meets donkey... just like in the movie

[@pezzygamez402]

Lol

[@sparkyentertainmentstudios2380]

The fact that you can still understand the plot even at this speed really shows how great shrek is

[@silvermalwareai4047]

That or we've seen it so many times before

[@jaygged6472]

How exactly does being able to understand something at fast speeds mean it's good?

[@sparkyentertainmentstudios2380]

@@jaygged6472 how does understand somthing going at fast speeds make it not good?

[@jaygged6472]

@@sparkyentertainmentstudios2380 I never said that

[@sparkyentertainmentstudios2380]

@@jaygged6472 i awnsered your question with a question of my own never said you said that

[@cobyzues2795]

Eminem: I’m the best rapper of all time Shrek: So you have chosen....death?

[@danygamer6684]

Remove the ? To make it better

[@petajeffrey3476]

No he has chosen whats on bis sweater all ready and thats mom's spaghetti

[@BRUH-qi3ie]

I got you to 600 no problem

[@tommqr7641]

Maybe fastest

[@talitaholanda4704]

​@@danygamer6684it is good the way it is with the ?

[@JmpGame251]

Now i can say i watch the whole Shrek movie in 9 minutes and 34 seconds

[@handledandle332]

Step 1: Download video Step 2: Slow the video down by 5% every time Shrek takes a step Step 3: Profit

[@אלעדאלפסי-פ3ב]

Stonks

[@fivesARC--5555]

Eeeegsactly

[@AgentOttsel]

Actually, you would have to slow it down by approximately 4.7619% every time Shrek takes a step. A similar example would be increasing the price of a $100 product by 50%. That would make it cost $150, but in order to return to the original cost you would need to decrease the new price by 33.3333%.

[@אלעדאלפסי-פ3ב]

@@AgentOttsel ha

[@handledandle332]

@@AgentOttsel Yeah, you're right cuz that's how percentages work. I forgot about that.

[@riuukover]

You know it's a genuinely great movie when you can see the character development and plot progression while sped up by 500%

[@shrekshrek]

Thanks

[@dustypaws6]

Lmao fr

[@epiclyepicguy]

​@@shrekshrek chat is this real?

[@NO_EPIX]

@@epiclyepicguy He is 🎂

[@mafagafotherandom6821]

What i find the funniest is that not even with such speed, movie credits are still painfully long

[@ps-frag]

Just like any other credits

[@Goku-r6v]

Nah the guardians of the galaxy game had long ass credits

[@mafagafotherandom6821]

@@Goku-r6v sheesh, we got ass credits now too? Where are we going next?

[@MayonnaiseOnATable]

​@@Goku-r6vand harry potter credits

[@Charlize064]

spiderman credits too

[@BACKPRO-DEV]

6:19 he takes 3 steps and it doesn't speed up

[@ShiroGojo]

How the fuck

[@leviadrianusobrechtkadriqa1961]

Nobody: The person who wrote the subtitles: *( F a s t R a p p i n g )*

[@sixbroblizzard6485]

It says yoooooo in Hebrew

[@monkeawarenessclub9800]

Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss.

[@tamasimrekapeller1458]

Well yes, but actually no.

[@wolfsani1792]

Jeah i see it too lol

[@deadlight3540]

I read that as FAST RAPEING

[@LukeNeil]

I like how he played the Dragon landing in normal speed.

[@ywx5840]

timestamp? edit: found it : 9:11

[@GeorgeAlone2277]

I'm not gonna lie, I kept watching just because I was waiting for that.

[@bobcostas6272]

I laughed so hard lol

[@cssavvy0351]

Gotta nail that intro

[@nevira1009]

@Id10t *flashbacks*

[@ronniereflex5249]

Doctor: Sir, you have 10 minutes left to live. Me: * GRABS PHONE * “SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ...”

[@aminissalty]

RonnieReflex 26seconds?

[@thefuckyounevergive1291]

Raise_Glyphs the 26 seconds are for grabbing and unlocking the phone, opening KZbin, and searching up this video. OP used this meme correctly.

[@ncnxjdnddjndndjdxnndsn2610]

RonnieReflex not funny didn’t laugh

[@CitriTea]

The Fuck You Never Give and also getting an ad

[@kyleigh1095]

i’ve watched the bee movie in 5:40 so beat that

[@LifesCookies]

I was so invested I completely forgot the speed was increasing

[@flourtoast5242]

subtitles: ( * _f a s t r a p p i n g_ * )

[@djpemb]

😂

[@xander_plush_adventures8042]

*I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!* Lol🤣

[@zjsshha4564]

LMAOO

[@poopee5260]

XD

[@-enx--itte8643]

Xander Acevedo 4:50

[@ChocoFudge000]

Just realize the fact that you just watched a whole movie in 9 minutes

[@dontblink216]

I watched it a quarter speed, so joke's on you

[@RaminousPolacious]

It's called a short

[@AroAce-Popgoes-plush]

That should break a whole record of shortest 2 hour movie without skipping

[@pyromotionstudios8370]

Shrek speed run any% no cheats

[@_ghst_8666]

What-

[@germany3285]

Shrek is portrayed as someone who’s super lonely who finally found true love, but he was genuinely happy with the way he lived. If the events of Shrek had never happened, he’d probably still lead a pretty fulfilling life by his standards.

[@juliabianco9437]

I think he didn’t realize that there could be more to life than being scary though, so his desires changed after he met Fiona

[@kaononymous]

Have you not watched Shrek Forever After?

[@AsaelDoblaje]

@@kaononymous that movie doesn’t explain what happened to lord Farquaad nor the fairy godmother; and had Shrek’s swamp not been crowded, and thus Shrek not rescued Fiona, it’s unlikely Rumpel would have wanted to mass murder ogres. So probably he’d be fine.

[@patriciagutierrez9465]

Actually, he'd probably had a better life. He's not the right person for Fiona.

[@ChrishBlake]

It’s nice that Shrek’s hard working and “selfish” attitude allowed him, in the end, to have a pretty stable and secure home he could open up to everyone.

[@idiotstick-vj4wr]

7:23 onions have layers

[@p.justp.3955]

When you start: this is normal When its almost done: i cant hear you When its done: i cant even read

[@wintryarms07]

I mean have you tried slowing it down

[@floppa6089]

0:08

[@randywalker7103]

Mé watching in x2 speed that is a HUGE understatemant

[@justsomegirlwith]

I never realized how little we physically see him take a step😂💀

[@juniorcarrera207]

*Ñ*

[@TheLiqui]

*Ñ*

[@GamerBoy-rv2yy]

Ñ

[@TylerTMG]

NnŇňŅņŃńÑñ

[@justsomegirlwith]

@@TylerTMG what’s up with all the Ñs

[@kevstone7652]

Nobody: Sims when you press the speed up button:

[@Kuriet]

Ikr-

[@projectarma]

Hearts of Iron IV when you push the last time setting

[@seansweetjohnson69]

Lol

[@jaywhypees38inchnails5]

made your comment 666

[@m4tt.d1llon]

LMAO

[@HenriqueRaposoHenryClaro]

First half of the video: **LONGEST SUBTITLES EVER** Second half of the video: (fast rapping)

[@Thisguy69421]

7:11 This part just looks like a scene in a movie where a character is remembering all the stuff he did when he got drunk

[@ayubfauzaan4554]

True 😂

[@SarcasticCupcake223]

lmao that's accurate XD

[@mixedtv7083]

Reminds me of "The Hangover" lol

[@AvalancheTV]

Exactly

[@katwithjamandspam1388]

Lmao

[@amysbin]

5:03 shrek: "why are you following me" donkey: "cause im alone...besideme-bachabomebanome-berideme" (what i heard)

[@monke6583]

Me too

[@Masmelo_the_silly]

Yo tu

[@kaylee2515]

I laughed rly hard at this for some reason

[@The_Codes]

We mm2j e

[@The_Codes]

Same

[@lollieollie69]

It’s surprising how much of this movie is just characters talking and switching scenes

[@innerworkleah]

Oli- o that is in fact most movies 💀💀💀

[@hypn0298]

Oli- o the plot was great but there wasn’t really much of a climax at the end. Shrek 1 was a simple yet wonderful movie.

[@beptation_2231]

thats how a movie works? 😂

[@nox_killah]

it's 2024 and we need "shrek but becomes 3% faster when donkey says a word"

[@FunnyViralCool]

I was thinking: "damn, you must be *_really_* bored to do this." *Then I realized I just watched a video of Shrek getting 5% faster every time he took a step*

[@marctestarossa]

but for you it only took 10 minutes

[@Diamond_2403]

​@@marctestarossa Bro had to watch the whole Shrek movie while counting exactly how many steps Shrek takes in each and every scene and then add 5% to each individual step 😂 Must've taken ages.

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

*whole movie

[@3innocentchildren996]

Don’t be the erm actually guy it’s not cool

[@MrAliquam]

@@3innocentchildren996 erm, actually, "cool" is a concept of teenagers and conformists. So I don't give a damn what is cool for you ^_^

[@alexscoot6594]

Top 10 Rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

[@kristinejulia6911]

This sounds like people talking in Animal crossing

[@DK_LOLSIES]

xD

[@linkified0471]

Ikr

[@madducktor]

Yes

[@linkified0471]

𝘠𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘦

[@GachaDemonYT]

Yeah

[@Alex-uk2lc]

After a while my brain was fried from stimulation because it was so fast

[@SwedishPup]

Now do "shrek but every frame shrek is on scene, it gets 50% faster"

[@astrologybabe9851]

NinjaPuppy that’s gone last 1 damn second😭

[@raidentheradiant1724]

Nice profile picture

[@beverleythomas8146]

So a 2 second long video then?

[@Beurglessse]

@@beverleythomas8146 Name of my sextape

[@User_UCcHPX7Csjq0zOISO4eFbwvw]

Dumbass that won't even last xD plus half speed for 1 frame xD

[@xxgamergod530xx2]

Me: “mom can we get Shrek?” Mom: “no we have shrek at home” Shrek at home:

[@nolifeno0b607]

copy & paste

[@ze.3789]

bootleg man

[@JessicaTorres-fi2oo]

我拒绝 😂😂😂😂

[@potatovr4902]

Weird this is weird

[@potatovr4902]

Pooooopp

[@nicholasharvey7039]

Y’all the fact that someone took time out of their life to calculate every step Shrek took and multiply the speed is amazing

[@GummyBSS]

245 likes and no reply

[@AndreSkipper]

334 replies and 2nd reply

[@lawz0]

@@brandonhansen2882 wdym

[@GummyBSS]

@@brandonhansen2882 wdym

[@carterhall5516]

@@brandonhansen2882 wdym

[@Chriss.Pepsi.2003]

Subtitles 😂😂😂 4:52

[@Danger_MarkerDm]

"(fast rapping)"IM DEAD BRO💀💀😭😭

[@Chriss.Pepsi.2003]

@@Danger_MarkerDm it did not understand

[@iooaf]

Eminem😊

[@sarahgingras8331]

Me: “ mom can we get a movie?” Mom: “no we have movies at home” Movies at home:

[@Jesusislord.405]

Lol

[@denisedulik736]

Omg! That is sooooooo true!

[@mayadoesit]

by the end of the movie mom : well wasn't that a good movie me : mom wha-

[@jacknelson5967]

You calling this low quality?

[@elonmoles9144]

life back play it on x0.25 and u will get close to shrek

[@rizahki]

1960: in the future we’ll have flying cars 2019: *flying donkey*

[@NovikNikolovic]

*2001:

[@rizahki]

Juice Flex yeah

[@RIPDavidBear]

**Talking donkey*

[@ilovecookies2532]

Was that meant to be funny?

[@spoonzinhaa992]

Well... It's a progress...

[@Dimensional_Duck]

I love the fact that even though it's been sped up so much, the credits of the movie at the end still take 9 whole seconds to play.

[@doefarris2189]

So many souls at DreamWorks sent to toil away at the Shrek Gulag. 😭 💔

[@Dimensional_Duck]

@@doefarris2189 rip

[@That_rando_on_Youtube]

When in reality the credits take 9 whole minutes.

[@raymondserfontein3203]

Shrek's walk goes from slow to insane, and Donkey just throws the whole movie into chaos.

[@mec3403]

So you’re telling me this is the entire 1 hour and 35 minute movie, except sped up every time shrek steps and somehow all squeezed into a small time frame of 10 minutes just, WOW, this is absolutely legendary

[@StkyDkNMeBlz]

Have you seen the lad to squeezed this movie into a 2.6MB GIF complete with audio?

[@rat5800]

lil_cumtowel teally?

[@StkyDkNMeBlz]

@@rat5800 www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/bbncgy/the_entire_shrek_movie_but_its_a_gif/

[@looottievooosss7068]

*9 mins 34 secs

[@mec3403]

lil_cumtowel lmao

[@ProfoundKrab]

I love how the first 7 minutes of the movie take up half of the video

[@SteveBlais5791]

I was starting to wonder how they were going to fit the rest of the movie into nine minutes, and then it just took off.

[@Jeb_fry]

You mean the first 7 minutes of the video take up half of the movie

[@abisboutique]

@@Jeb_fry No the first 7 minutes of the movie take up half of the youtube video, you say it in that order because if you say the first 7 minutes of the video take up half the movie it sounds like the video is in the movie and not the movie is in the video.

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

​@@SteveBlais5791made in heaven.

[@thalalxd]

The first 9:34 minutes of the video take up the entire movie

[@CharNotLime]

5:35 make it 0.25 speed

[@babka_negra]

8:27

[@imusic-z6h]

Thx

[@kuber-ls2wu]

Why

[@Andrea-rw6pk]

When you want to watch a movie but you have a class on zoom in 10 minutes

[@inactive9862]

Cough on the zoom call

[@medoingrandomthings4288]

Flalo i’ll cough in your face

[@inactive9862]

@@medoingrandomthings4288 cough on me, pussy

[@lord_vader6545]

Andrea not wrong

[@jacey3685]

*When you don’t wanna wake up early but wanna watch your favorite movie before school*

[@imadinosaur6316]

Galactic Puppy J.R. true

[@justicesav.o_v7312]

@Nathan’s Big Shot yep

[@sahanosmanoglu]

fact: if you write highlighted your comment does not get more likes

[@jacey3685]

Şahan Osmanoğlu I didn’t write *highlighted*

[@jacey3685]

Poatato Gaming what

[@mmediocrist]

My favorite part was where donkey teleported and said “shridnrisjrkaodbsdabdiajnfhi” Just goes to show how much effort was put into this movie doesn’t it?

[@deletedaccount4093]

Yeah, especially when he said “shinakkjabkallaboolalalldjueusj” Really inspiring

[@bronchitisgaming7790]

@@deletedaccount4093 and when he said “shsbfeuebjsiwkheieiowhegwyiwjwkljhfk.”

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

@@bronchitisgaming7790 Oh and then when he said "sjeyaaheusjwhssyajijehsyajiwhdkoanz."

[@bronchitisgaming7790]

@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername yeah that was epic.

[@polyneptic]

I love the part when shrek said "joeauffsjfnhdgklla"

[@talitaholanda4704]

When you have 10 minutes to watch shrek

[@GoogleUser-wf7bn]

Anyone else surprised at how watchable this movie still is even at 400-500% speed?

[@Pandabearisloved1621.]

So watchable it feels illegal

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

@@Pandabearisloved1621. piracy 4 life

[@HoNiAn]

It's a masterpiece. But of course not because of the animation or whatsoever. The work on the plot and the character development was greatly done.

[@ClipcutYT]

This is actually about 1,000% speed!

[@declanodonnell10]

U can’t watch it Lol

[@sigmawarlord]

Mom: hurry up you have 10 mins to leave for school Me: *watches the entire shrek movie*

[@briancarter2475]

hahaa

[@jaec1998]

@Zoe Carpenter get it up to 420 or 666 then

[@Jared_Logan]

The first time the credits didn't take 5 years to end.

[@mathy4605]

And sounded like Pacman

[@juniorcarrera207]

*Ñ*

[@juniorcarrera207]

@@johanpuente9582 *Ñ*

[@AtlasBlizzard]

Half the video was pretty normal, then it all went crazy 😂

[@eggosprogression192]

Welcome to another episode of: quarantine recommendations.

[@partitionhlep]

Yep. This is what I get in 2020.

[@thegamminguycrazzgamer2949]

Yup and your names comming true very slowly

[@thediariesofdes]

1,000 Subs with no videos fr😭😭

[@mvdtVitalli]

Oh fuck hahahahaha

[@kory_80]

696 likes

[@Liv-sq7vu]

you could actually see the emotion when shrek was like, "alwfblhbfjkuihkjeyc" and donkey was like, "jhvef.bfalhwbrfn;ur;" but you could actually tell when shrek said, "Get outta my swamp"

[@Coutou._.]

Omg yesh how does this not have more likes

[@stratus408]

I dont want to ruin the likes sorry

[@Liv-sq7vu]

@@Coutou._. lmao thanks

[@rimaabdullatif187]

Thats cuz it wasnt yhat fast yhen

[@Liv-sq7vu]

@@rimaabdullatif187wow your so smart you should get an award