Me and a friend of mine bullied this one guy in high school. We would never touch him, just say mean shit to him. He just stayed quiet and listen to our crap. Years later, I went to a motorcycle meet up in town. Guess who shows up on a motorcycle? The guy I bullied years earlier. Well, we ended up becoming friends after that ride. One day I went to his house to help him work on his bike. While we were chatting away, I mentioned that I was sorry for how I treated him back in school. He invited me into his house as he said he wanted to show me something. There was like this little din up some stairs. We walk into this room and an entire wall was shelved with what must have been at least 50 karate and jujitsu trophies all with photos of him fighting. He had been training since he was 5 years old. He said, thank you for not making me hurt you and your friend. I was in shock and terrified at the same time. It was a damn for real humbling experience.
@MrRecapFromYouTube5 ай бұрын
Wow. That's an impressive story
@IlluminateAF5 ай бұрын
@@Joseph-wu6kdcry me a river
@Kylefromairdrie5 ай бұрын
@@Joseph-wu6kd oh this guy knows everyone. dumb dumb
@pizzaparty-r1c5 ай бұрын
@@Joseph-wu6kd Uhm, thanks i guess?
@johndecko28965 ай бұрын
Script for The Karate Kid not!🎉😂😂
@shairyarmalik1755 ай бұрын
Movie Name: The Family Plan
@enki68375 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@RollsRod5 ай бұрын
Finally someone with common sense 😂
@francinefreeman94725 ай бұрын
Is it on Netflix.
@bernardscott48755 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@thudwarhammer9265 ай бұрын
Love you :)
@JLuew5 ай бұрын
The baby is the best actor. Reacting appropriately in every scene.
@OskyyD15 ай бұрын
And probably does it without pay
@natewilson1115 ай бұрын
She also memorized all her lines
@quiet925 ай бұрын
It is a Hollywood movie, and as such there are a number of extremely strict regulations about filming with children. The baby is almost certainly being paid. And if the baby has done enough hours, it has an SAG card. p.s. there are also strongly enforced regulations about how that money must be saved. The understanding is that Hollywood does not want another Jackie Coogan situation where a child-actor spent its whole childhood in front of a Hollywood camera and comes to maturity, no longer a hot Hollywood property, and has no money to show for how its parents squandered his or her childhood working for Hollywood.
@colonelfustercluck4864 ай бұрын
like puking and crapping...
@businessinsiderhub44523 ай бұрын
I saw 999 likes I had to make it 1k 😊 cause I love Babies
@TheDangerRanger26Ай бұрын
“He even helps his father by handing him his milk as a weapon” 😂😂😂
@Mr.JOE57845 ай бұрын
"At least you got a real name. I'm Van, I'm a vehicle." That right there got me screaming! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@craighanson-rc1md5 ай бұрын
Vans are awesome & multi functional very comfortable & practical especially when the end of the world & zombie apocalypses comes in a few months.
@noyou93795 ай бұрын
He would have had a different view if he ever watched Van Wilder lol
@LongBeachAnt5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@craighanson-rc1md5 ай бұрын
@@noyou9379 van wilder was a pathetic attempt to make a continue the National Lampoon series without out any of the Griswolds.
@noyou93795 ай бұрын
@craighanson-rc1md granted I always forget it was a national lampoon's movie, I thought it was pretty good being based on an actual person
@jasonsherwood75395 ай бұрын
Always love the "my boring husband is a retired assassin" movie plots
@-MichaelMunoz-5 ай бұрын
Easy money
@gumnaamaadmi0075 ай бұрын
True Lies was a classic.
@unknownop71445 ай бұрын
U should look up former delta operators they look like dudes that work at a bank or do ur taxes
@jimmylight48665 ай бұрын
Yaaaawwwwn. Right and im shocked its Mark Wahlburg.... not......
@anurag123B5 ай бұрын
Yeah! A very original plot 😂
@DanJohanson5 ай бұрын
Why the quality is so high?
@JustRyzlen5 ай бұрын
Why would not the quality is so high? ( this reply is a joke mocking the original commenter damn bro yall act like yall cant see a joke )
@DanJohanson5 ай бұрын
@@JustRyzlen because I watched recaps on other channels and the quality wasn't so good, literally like 720p or even lower
@TorreonTango5 ай бұрын
@@DanJohanson hop off lil bro
@dusesedits5 ай бұрын
Is a good thing no?
@JohnnyTheBoxer-pj7km5 ай бұрын
@@duseseditsI think yes
@erikaenander5374Ай бұрын
Sooo many women initiate divorce in marriages they claim are boring. If you’ve got a husband that provides, remains faithful, treats the kids well, then your marriage isn’t boring, you are. But go ahead, go find yourself, but come back within 3-6 months because you’ll be replaced by then, and you will have found the dating marker absolute hell for left over women your age. Cherish your “boring” life, and love your husband. You are soooooo replaceable. You’re giving up a responsible family man with a job. He’s like catnip to the cougars and a secure, steady man to young woman.
@brawndothethirstmutilator9848Ай бұрын
This bitterness is oddly specific.
@ineptsparrowАй бұрын
Congrats to your Ex
@Eiuol81853Ай бұрын
Why do I have the feeling this story should be told to a therapist and not a comment on KZbin?
@MyOtherCheekАй бұрын
Amen!! I adore my steady husband!! He's my hero. I remember what life was like after my father left us for his mistress. Life is HARD for a divorced mom, and hard for her kids. If you think your husband is boring, find or make-up ways to show him how much you can appreciate him. He may not be so "boring" after all, given a tiny bit of encouragement 😊
@xQc_Enjoyer777Ай бұрын
lol
@turkeyman6315 ай бұрын
Lmao I love the explanation at the end of him purposely calling it Counter Strike.
@marloncebo2425 ай бұрын
No explanation was needed for us real gamers.
@Brawndo20085 ай бұрын
That got me good lol. I was like, "DUDE!! IN NO WORLD OF MODDING WHATSOEVER IS THAT COUNTER STRIKE!"
@turkeyman6315 ай бұрын
@@marloncebo242 I actually thought ‘lol close enough’ thinking he just didn’t know what game it was.
@daveross16385 ай бұрын
@@marloncebo242 just say gamers no need to be a dick about it
@underboundsans1665 ай бұрын
Fortunately I actually watched until the end I think that was the real test
@daz74675 ай бұрын
my kids are 19, 16 and 9. I was just imagining telling them that I was an assassin before they were born. They would be in hysterics 😂
@Michael_Chandler_Keaton5 ай бұрын
My boys are still small enough they'd probably believe it lol.
@920WASHBURN5 ай бұрын
Tell them you still have the receipt from the baby store. That'll get them in line
@NituPandey-mw2bw5 ай бұрын
Why are some so obsessed with getting in line , putting in place ?? Minions
@jyothish51945 ай бұрын
@@Michael_Chandler_Keaton My father was a communist and had fights with swords, partly including when I was alive (he was on the good side but conflicts arose) so I don't think it's not a big deal to know if your dad was an assassin or not.
This is the perfect movie to be recapped. I imagine if I had to sit through 90 minutes of it I'd pass out on the couch and never try again
@robbpowell1945 ай бұрын
😏
@jklappenbach5 ай бұрын
Mark-e-mark just never evolved from douchebag.
@jklappenbach5 ай бұрын
Mark-e-mark is still the worst. And the script rewards the daughter's assault on her boyfriend for cheating on her. Absolute zero.
@LeduaRamataisau4 ай бұрын
Movie name
@genoric40944 ай бұрын
@@jklappenbach”Assault” huh. I’d call that non-verbal reprimanding given the size difference.
@tosattam3 ай бұрын
Well one of the funniest dialogues is where Kyle says at least you have real name, I am van a vehicle and then to find out his real name is actually Van makes me feel it was a real expression for him. 😂
@ovrmya5 ай бұрын
as someone who binge watches recaps everyday for hours this is one of the best i came across. the quality is absolutely insane from the narration to the visuals, it was perfectly executed! the accuracy of the clips to what the narration is explaining and the audio being included from the movie is my favorite and not many other channels does this. keep up the great work im definitely gonna keep coming back for more 😁
@5thBuddha5 ай бұрын
100 💯
@MrRecapFromYouTube5 ай бұрын
Wow, thanks!
@stevenspinazzola67595 ай бұрын
@@MrRecapFromKZbin name of the movie ?
@J.R.in_WV5 ай бұрын
@@stevenspinazzola6759 The Family Plan
@MrStatic1565 ай бұрын
@@stevenspinazzola6759that’s what I’m wondering
@Shadow8Crow5 ай бұрын
"despite 10 guys shooting with automatic rifles no one manages to hit him"😂😂😂😂
@DeejayMagic-wp5rv5 ай бұрын
He is the next Chuck Norris 🤣🤣🤣
@ismailcordice1105 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bskee0015 ай бұрын
Well, it is in fact a movie brotha!
@somefellowontheinterweb5 ай бұрын
I know it's a movie and all, but considering in Vietnam, it was estimated at around 45-50,000 bullets per kill, I can believe it. Granted, it was likely more to suppress than actually kill.
@parijatpathak18495 ай бұрын
Standard plot evasion maneuver
@pieter9134 ай бұрын
It’s actually an first good recap channel. Bloody good work man.
@cherubzbaby2 ай бұрын
yes and the way he lets certain audios play
@razorback99262 ай бұрын
Disagree. I don’t want to hear ANY commentary.
@pieter9132 ай бұрын
@@razorback9926 lmao
@Airbigbawls26 күн бұрын
@@razorback9926 sounds you just want to watch a movie
@razorback992626 күн бұрын
@@Airbigbawls Sounds like you don’t want to watch a movie, and would rather have a narrator tell you what you’re watching.
@RevanLockheart-5 ай бұрын
Mark Wahlberg singing vanilla Ice is beyond 4th wall smashing.
@Chris-rj4fs5 ай бұрын
How? He isn't Vanilla Ice...
@zimrulezlotrrocz5 ай бұрын
@@Chris-rj4fsever heard of Marky Mark? Him and Vanilla Ice were rivals. You're welcome, now it makes sense.
@Thr33.Sid3z5 ай бұрын
Not really a 4th wall break. Maybe if it was Marky Mark "Feel The Vibration" but not Vanilla Ice
@badgerbadgerton9665 ай бұрын
I was looking for that LOL. I was wondering what happened to the Funky Bunch.
@RevanLockheart-5 ай бұрын
@@zimrulezlotrrocz this is the best response to my comment, so far.
@raider12975 ай бұрын
So we're just going to ignore the wife was pretty much consider simply leaving her family behind and (maybe, it's not clear, cheating) before the guy started acting different? Kinda sucks we're at a point we as a society pretty much allow people to backstab others and it's becoming pretty acceptable.
@Okaydokie1735 ай бұрын
It’s not new wdym shitty ppl always existed
@shoutatthedevil8415 ай бұрын
I definitely caught it.
@mesv35675 ай бұрын
Marriages mean nothing for the average woman nowadays, social media has thought them that all it mather is "me", "me" and "me"; the moment they get bored or feel they are not getting the attention they deserve they just cheat on their husbands and/or walk away from the marriage while blaming the husband. they make no effort whatsoever to work on the relationship or express their feelings on a logical way.
@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill5 ай бұрын
Well, we're being told it's acceptable for women to do so, not the other way around.
@juanleonard29745 ай бұрын
Literally the story of 8/10 men I meet atm... Including mine.
@vntgstks5 ай бұрын
I JUST FREED OUR FAMILY FROM THE SHACKLES OF TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀💀💀
@josephanderson94065 ай бұрын
Exactly my thoughts Lol
@vivocollegeofmusic27245 ай бұрын
You turned the wifi off?
@pocketsfullofdynamite5 ай бұрын
And starts driving faster.
@hitandruncommentor5 ай бұрын
While driving a car... in modern clothing.... listening to radio..... People have no idea what technology is.
@BenLee-xj7zmАй бұрын
I would immediately sink into depression as self hate and regret surface without the constant e-distractions
@takekonakama4318Ай бұрын
I just love the bad guy in this movie. He’s so good being a villain. He’s been in so many movies as the villain !!!
@mileyscool975 ай бұрын
The Van part was already funny but when the end main credits were playing and it said his name is ACTUALLY Van I lost it😂😂😂 I stopped the recap and watched the movie and I’m so glad I did!
@yahmicah42945 ай бұрын
Same. I wanted to watch the movie all in all. It was pretty good.
@DanielTaylor-uq4sz5 ай бұрын
The name of the movie
@shanssa5 ай бұрын
I want to watch this movie please let me know the name of the movie
@markusberg5 ай бұрын
@@DanielTaylor-uq4sz the movie is called "The Family Plan"
@markusberg5 ай бұрын
@@shanssait's "The Family Plan" on Apple TV+
@DavisonPaul-fz7ru5 ай бұрын
I like your dedication, man. You even did some research for the recap. I didn't know Mark Wahlberg was an investor in Flecha Azul
@cichlisuite25 ай бұрын
This seems a very low bar? It's definitely going to be in the trivia of the IMDB page so not much "research" or dedication required? Ok, I checked. It's there and so is the fact that Mark Wahlberg owns a number of Ohio car dealerships along with some more real life parallels. There are plenty of "wink, winks" from the film. Perfect material for recap makers I guess?
@galvinjason5 ай бұрын
For fuck sakes, thank you!
@supers0nic775 ай бұрын
@galvinjason for the sake of fuck, you are welcome
@andrecoolie17205 ай бұрын
This is the best recap I've watched, no annoying AI voice, 10/10 bro
@mr.martyr85735 ай бұрын
This is 100% an AI voice. Lol
@Traitorman..Proverbs26.115 ай бұрын
AI is getting good. 11/10 Sis.
@brianbenoit68834 ай бұрын
sarcasm???
@oversecus8333 ай бұрын
This is AI.
@carlosbaja678Ай бұрын
I would be mortified if my daughter was a journalist.
@jamich1Ай бұрын
Why , journalist = repeater, they do not do proper journalist work anymore. They are scam and part of the liberal propaganda.
@cb750k19745 ай бұрын
Maggie Q........one of my favorites......great to see her again.
@tim_thailand95692 ай бұрын
Ngl, I knew her better as “Hannah Wells”.
@the1savagebeast5 ай бұрын
5:56 "ooo are you sure it's not Tuesday?" 😂😂😂😂
@jefftender46434 ай бұрын
Tuesday Taco that is! 😜
@KaidTordibai3 ай бұрын
😮
@helldemituz5 ай бұрын
i was 16 mins angry, only for you to tell me in min 23:20 you baited me into getting angry. dam great job son.
@IGoByKit2 ай бұрын
Why the hell were you angry when he called the CS knockoff CS?
@mikenuckles59282 ай бұрын
You are a grown man. Get over it
@macdaddymarioАй бұрын
Not sure why mad. He tried to hype the game up by giving it a real game's name.
@Kazutoification14 күн бұрын
"Are you sure it's not Tuesday?" That had me gagged.
@REB44445 ай бұрын
I used to think A-holes like those only happened in the movies till it happened too me at a TGIFs in San Mateo. I was trying to be a gentleman & diffuse the situation because I knew my wife would freak out, but it only made it worst. After it was over, the police came, every one told them what happened & they got arrested. I had blood all over me but by some miracle, NOTHING happened to me. The funniest part was this tough 60 yr old hunter/tracker told the idiots when they were trying to act like victims, "Just because you got slapped like b*tches, stop whining like one". The whole bar laughed. It took my wife a couple of days till she talked to me again but I think she understood in the end.
@biggdbo5 ай бұрын
You forgot the slow clap!
@anonimous24515 ай бұрын
Holy Sheeeiiiittttt !! So reminds me of a fight in a bar. I was sitting at the bar, minding my own business talking with a young lady next to me as the bar was PACKED. Some A-hole elbowed his way in between us (elbowing me very hard) and I was trying to diffuse the situation too. Didn't wanna fight and this guy was a huge bodybuilder type. I was asking him to just politely ask for his beer and it was not necessary to elbow his way in as if he was entering the ring or something and he turned his bottle around in his hand and said if I didn't STFU he was gonna wack me with his beer. What did I do, no hesitation, I pulled a punch from deep down by my wait and caught him square on the chin. Like a movie scene he went crashing back breaking a table in the process and I had hit em with everything I had. He was getting up and I knew it was gonna be on and he had 4 buddies standing there watching. I went aw shiiiiieeeeeeeeit in my head, grab the bar stool and busted it over his head. he wasn't getting up from that and all his buddies backed up a couple of steps. Bartender was right there and said maybe I should leave. I did. Walking down the street I felt a hand grab me by the arm and forcefully spin me around and I came around with my fist cocked ready for his friends that followed me maybe? Nope it was a COP. I apologized and he asked me to come back to the bar. I did. The cops all 8 of em asked me if I hit him with the bar stool and I lied swearing no way did I do that. They already knew I did. But EVERY single person that witnessed it said the other guy started it and he was in cuffs and I thought I was next. COPS let me go and told me that I was banned from the bar. My sister had gone to the restroom and when she got back she was cussing saying "I always miss all the action Damnit" I was scared outta my wits thinking I was going to jail, but they just said to never come back to the place cause I was banned and I would be arrested if I ever went back. I gladly left. I've told 3 people that story and never thought some 30 years later i would be telling it again..........Unforgettable and I had almost NO formal training in fighting, but, dude PO'd me right off with the elbow and then threatened me. What was I suppose to do stand there and say no your not gonna do that and get smacked in the head with a Beer Bottle. I AIN'T that guy, never have been.
@danstheman333 ай бұрын
And then everyone clapped..
@REB44443 ай бұрын
@@anonimous2451 Yeah, people need to learn to keep their hands to themselves.
@REB44443 ай бұрын
@@danstheman33 No they just laughed at them. The slow clap was optional.
@Reepicheep-15 ай бұрын
Dear Lord, my son IS young enough (6 months) for my wife & I to have had 20-year clandestine careers, retire, and have him under completely new identities.
@eazybreezye5 ай бұрын
"There's 9 other events, B" had me rolling!😂😂
@JohnDoe-nn8mv4 ай бұрын
So the wife got what she wanted. Then complained about it. Sounds about right.
@BigHeinen3 ай бұрын
As a guy in a 40 year marriage....yeah.
@agentblakk70962 ай бұрын
She seemed to be happy about it until she found out he lied to her since the moment they met and used to murder people for money.
@a1racer4412 ай бұрын
That sums them up perfectly.
@breakfreak31812 ай бұрын
You're either a punk trapped in a shit marriage or an incel. Which one?
@exp9rАй бұрын
Wow, seriously? A wife abruptly learns that her kids (including a little baby) are in danger of being killed at any moment by mercenaries, and because she doesn't instantly adjust to this new reality and express joy, your conclusion is "she got what she wanted and complained about it"? Dude...
@bcic39295 ай бұрын
19:40 "Omg we are British"😂
@JohnJones-k9d5 ай бұрын
They are not that lucky
@jiysea5 ай бұрын
Best line of the movie
@SamS.75985 ай бұрын
I would be devastated, too, knowing I would have to spend a fortune when I become an adult to keep my teeth from falling out.
@PunchBuggyDreams5 ай бұрын
He played Julius Caesar in "Rome"
@KCM25NJL5 ай бұрын
Them and the majority of American's :P
@joeypwns5 ай бұрын
As a Veteran Counter-Strike Player, I was eating it up every time you called it CS LOL
@razgril5 ай бұрын
This movie is a wholesome powertrip, I enjoyed quite a lot after this recap. Good to see Marky Mark still going strong doing fun action romps with some wholesome values behind.
@2spoons5 ай бұрын
Whats the film called ??
@TheRavensOmen5 ай бұрын
@@2spoons The Family Plan
@Texas2404 ай бұрын
With his back story in this movie, it's sort of like an homage sequel to "The Big Hit" (1998). Check it out if you're a Wahlberg fan and haven't seen it. It's the comedy action genre (think Beverly Hills Cop), which is difficult to get right. But the cast of The Big Hit has great chemistry and it's a fun movie if you have a couple hours to fill.
@koffee_val4 ай бұрын
bro said “monogamy is just a construct of our western oppressive civilization.” 💀
@terrencemaluleke52712 ай бұрын
Spoke nothing but the truth....
@grsnowballАй бұрын
That's what all losers say
@doro6265 ай бұрын
I paused this and went to watch the movie immediately. This was a well made movie with good humor. A few year ago this would have been a good Box office movie.
@joyhouse23345 ай бұрын
What is the movie name
@coolkid74855 ай бұрын
@@joyhouse2334 The Family Plan
@doro6265 ай бұрын
@@joyhouse2334 Family Plan. Apple TV i think
@mu5ic3oy5 ай бұрын
@@joyhouse2334 The Family Plan (Apple TV)
@jeffreyjones83215 ай бұрын
What's the name of the movie?
@aFoolsMartyr5 ай бұрын
The funniest thing in this movie is that Valkyrie is in any kind of serious gaming competition. xD
@ThisIsMego5 ай бұрын
They had to get SOME big name streamer in there. Rae probably was a good price/recognition
@vermili0n5 ай бұрын
They cheaped out on that cameo huh lmao
@SGSP35 ай бұрын
Her team failing was pretty IRL cannon though
@tejaswakade90475 ай бұрын
They should have shown how the streamer tried to scam 1000s of gullible simps into buying unauthorized beauty products.
@Spooky-td3bm5 ай бұрын
"his family bobbles their heads like bobblehead dog figures on a dashboard" lol 😂 I'm under the table
@burtan20005 ай бұрын
What doing under table? What's down there? You drop something? When I was 16, my GF's little sister grabbed my junk under table. At dinner. GF was oldest of four girls all were there along with mom. She acted like youngest tho. We only dated for a few months.
@Jayluvhoops5 ай бұрын
Nigga what @@burtan2000
@jaymac72035 ай бұрын
That was hilarious 😂 lol
@jaymac72035 ай бұрын
@@burtan2000 Why do you sound like an ai trying to sound human? 😭 lol
@Joelopesantos12 күн бұрын
By the way, that "Are you sure its not tuesday?" killed me 😂😂
@marv.photographer50695 ай бұрын
Uh, is it just me or is the fool dying via falling to his death with a soiled diaper stuck to his face being the most gruesome way to die in this movie?
@robertmaguire10675 ай бұрын
It's more brutal than the Casino desert scene
@adderhoney5 ай бұрын
😂
@kareem825028 күн бұрын
It's the only scene that made me really react lol
@moby10175 ай бұрын
I loved this. Such a trope genre that we've seen too many times, I appreciated the MrRecap Notes!!
@Dread_Fang5 ай бұрын
3:50 Vin Diesel "Toasty!" had me dying LMAO 💀
@nativewarrior50525 ай бұрын
I had to watch that a few times! 😂😂😂
@keanusalimi17502 күн бұрын
"I'm Van, I'm a vehicle" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@arcadius32575 ай бұрын
They did the mother so dirty during the cat fight lmao.
@austinblickenstaff53405 ай бұрын
Not really one's a trained assassin and the other ones just taking classes and not very good at it 😂😂
@J.J.J.J.J.J.J5 ай бұрын
Ya, until the javelin through though.
@damiondunn46635 ай бұрын
@@J.J.J.J.J.J.Jyea that was cold af
@JrueThrondsen5 ай бұрын
That's how it is suppose to go. 😂
@yahmicah42945 ай бұрын
That failed stunt had me and my dad laughing big time. HAAA! That next move though had us like 😳
@fabiofl5 ай бұрын
The flecha azul gag made my day. I was needing it. Thank you.
@lovelyscorp795 ай бұрын
Great recap man. New subbie. I live for these done in high Def. You knocked it out the park. The twists in this movie is outrageous. I just wanna know..... 17:35 ....how did they get the baby to laugh? I noticed his face when the daughter was asked if max was hers. That kids a natural!
@kynettieАй бұрын
I love recap. It's like cliff notes. So many movies out there and not enough time to watch them all.
@bilalaft175 ай бұрын
“Oh I don’t speak French, they just teach us enough for us to look fancy” 😂
@BoraHorzaGobuchul5 ай бұрын
Classic
@ingvarTer5 ай бұрын
I like this better than watching actual movie. So much time saved, thanks!
@faithihuoma76235 ай бұрын
Name of the movie
@BehindThe85 ай бұрын
@@faithihuoma7623 The Family Plan 2023
@flzhashfaster89185 ай бұрын
Dude his little son is legend 😂😂😂😂
@IAmHeisenbergАй бұрын
*There are so many crappy recap channels on KZbin with ridiculous thumbnails, terrible scripts, and unbearable voices. This is the first recap I've actually enjoyed in a long time here in KZbin. Keep up the good work 👍*
@MrRecapFromYouTubeАй бұрын
Wow, thanks!
@buhklao5 ай бұрын
22:19 the funniest part of the movie hands down the flop and then perfectly impaling her topped with a witty quip
@harrismazari54845 ай бұрын
wasn't that witty considering female athletics normally has heptathlons and not decathlons so there are 6 other events and not 9.
@buhklao5 ай бұрын
@@harrismazari5484 just googled it and women's decathlons have been a standardized event since 2001 So since the kids in the movie are teens and assuming the movie takes place in modern time like 2020+, the mom could've competed in a decathlon between 2001 and when her kids started being born
@smokeychickenwings10383 ай бұрын
@@harrismazari5484 except women do also compete in decathlon, it's just not in the olympics you dont know her life or what she did in college
@harrismazari54843 ай бұрын
@@smokeychickenwings1038 Lol shows you aren't really an athletics fan and aren't great at googling. the NCAA still only have heptathlons (they are American) and she is way too old to have been participating in decathlons in 2018 when they started for official decathlons in elite competitions. It seems the writers like you were noobs.
@brandongriffin32182 ай бұрын
@@harrismazari5484 it’s a fucking movie😂 you’re arguing about her athletics when mark walhberg is a “boring husband” but an assassin lol
@peters.63435 ай бұрын
Growing up as a kid in the 70's My neighbor didn't look very tough but ended up being a 5th. degree black belt. I went to a small venue concert with him, and realized that you didn't want to mess with him! Just saying!
@frankreynolds94185 ай бұрын
Growing up in the 80's I knew a kid who didn't look tough but said that he knew karate. Turns out that he was lying and got his ass kicked many times.
@caesar_cider27775 ай бұрын
"oh- oh my- oh my god, we're- we're british" the correct reaction
@Lif3OfAMV5 ай бұрын
8:06 was not expecting joyner lucas😂
@nobiisok95722 ай бұрын
Same bro lmao
@JOESMITH-qs8ue5 ай бұрын
I didn't know they rebooted True Lies.
@AHOBOINTEXAS5 ай бұрын
Lmfaooooo I didn’t even realize that the plot was so similar
@AshleighDanburry5 ай бұрын
The only similarity is the lying, which is in 95% of these types of movies.
@hotchocolategirl1der5 ай бұрын
@@AshleighDanburry Exactly.
@craighanson-rc1md5 ай бұрын
In true lies when did Arnold get a drink poured on him?
@JOESMITH-qs8ue5 ай бұрын
@@AHOBOINTEXAS Arnolds humiliation was Paxtons playing his game on his wife.
@paulbogart68455 ай бұрын
why is this video so damn high quality?! even on 720P it looks like on 120fps....Awesome video quality and awesome recap
@khurgar81205 ай бұрын
Im gonna assume that this movie is better as your recap than actually watching.
@craighanson-rc1md5 ай бұрын
It has marky mark in it of course it's better in terrible summary then actually watching his talentless self try to act.
@travismiller55485 ай бұрын
Pretty bad at the restaurant game too. Lot of locations have closed since 2017... 😂
@kaee4k5 ай бұрын
@@craighanson-rc1md jeez…how do u not like Mark Wahlberg ? 😭
@NoeLuna-cd4dy5 ай бұрын
Bro mark is a legend. I love all his movies
@toxxicworld4 ай бұрын
these people have no idea what buffalo looks like they think you can see the space needle from here😂
@brawndothethirstmutilator9848Ай бұрын
That would be weird considering that the Space Needle is in Seattle.
@angyphoenix49835 ай бұрын
"oh my god, we're British" fucking killed me
@watkinsrory5 ай бұрын
That's how the rest of the world thinks about the possibility of being American.
@angyphoenix49835 ай бұрын
@@watkinsrory honestly fair I dislike being American myself lmao
@jamesclaytonbowman59775 ай бұрын
I don't know if this footage was transferred from 24fps to 30fps in this youtube video, or if the original footage is just shot on cheap cameras, but this seriously has the look of a made-for-TV movie.
@dmajor720005 ай бұрын
Two of my favorite actors Michelle and Mark Walburg
@johnvanhal24505 ай бұрын
Great Fan, Not knowing it's Wahlberg.
@SocialSophia3 ай бұрын
*The real robbery is paying $200 to play games, he could buy a whole setup for $800*
@archnemesis2.0Ай бұрын
If he's as famous as he is then he prolly earns more by donation which could be a net positive but then again why not buy his own setup lol
@Thoughtfullyquoted5 ай бұрын
I'm never watching another full movie again! just going to wait for you to recap it 😂
@justinwalt84175 ай бұрын
good recap, i like the 20+ min format, you have a good voice for this
@Haznul2475 ай бұрын
Its voiced by a bot...
@mbogaba6675 ай бұрын
Best recap ever. Just earned yourself a new subscribedr all the way from South Africa.
@MrRecapFromYouTube5 ай бұрын
Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it 🙏
@mariannehay42094 ай бұрын
That was one of the best movie recaps I’ve ever seen. Nice work!
@davidakhigbe4 ай бұрын
Please what is the title of movie?
@Eric-steele5 ай бұрын
They just remade "Nobody" with Mark wahlberg and different title. No shame.
@paulh70265 ай бұрын
Yeah...they should have waited another ten years before they remade the same movie. I liked Nobody
@dvnsdad15 ай бұрын
Nobody was the shit
@brianbenoit68834 ай бұрын
was that like a remake of true lies???
@Eric-steele4 ай бұрын
@brianbenoit6883 it was nothing like "True Lies" true lies started out boring and progressed to Ridiculous.
@Adam-pi8qv4 ай бұрын
Nobody is pretty much John Wick
@AnneHathawayRules5 ай бұрын
That wife plays the best wife in every movie i swear to god 😂
@forrestgumball5 ай бұрын
You see her play a mom in True Detective season 1? Sheeeeeeeesh
@wilkamania5 ай бұрын
lol the valorant counterstrike "twist" was 10/10. I honestly never played either so all shooters kind of look alike to me (outside of Destiny 2)
@Skinkutter4 ай бұрын
By far the best review I've ever seen. Def subscribing.
@mheekkim29015 ай бұрын
The movie's plot twist was actually at the end of the recap video...well played sir
@shira49735 ай бұрын
I love the part when baby laughed when the 2 teenagers laughed
@mannydavis77085 ай бұрын
He was an elite assassin. I guess your average run of the mill assassin doesn't get paid as much.
@zaberfang5 ай бұрын
Ordinary assassins usually end up having short careers.
@A_Wild_Dyzzy4 ай бұрын
The most unrealistic thing about this is that the parents want their kid to become a journalist. 😂
@snakepat3325 ай бұрын
That recap was on point ! You should be paid by the studios for this. I got to watch the movie now.
@CalebTheys5 ай бұрын
Whats the movies name
@snakepat3325 ай бұрын
@@CalebTheys The Family Plan
@kickthesky5 ай бұрын
This is a great recap! Love your style. I subscribed.
@ikigai475 ай бұрын
AI recaps are your style? Enjoy I guess
@Ludwig19545 ай бұрын
What is an "Elite Assassin"? A murderer with a Harvard degree?
@davidmaru9734 ай бұрын
One who does not miss thier mark
@flavaj134 ай бұрын
A serial killer?
@AsifAnsari-nn8kk4 ай бұрын
@@flavaj13Nope, more like Hitman 47 who leaves no traces
@BenLee-xj7zmАй бұрын
No, that's a politician
@sc5829Ай бұрын
😂
@TulilTati271727 күн бұрын
Baby and daddy are definitely the heros here 😂
@redgreens53755 ай бұрын
Thanks for the summary..you are awesome!💘💘💘
@tupslmao5 ай бұрын
I love the quality you put into this, keep it up homie
@northwestalternativemedia21255 ай бұрын
Best recap I've heard
@MrRecapFromYouTube5 ай бұрын
Thanks a lot
@BoraHorzaGobuchul5 ай бұрын
@@MrRecapFromKZbinyou're welcome
@AlmightyLoud3 күн бұрын
“im van, im a vehicle” 😂😂😂
@mohamadalm5 ай бұрын
Thanks for this recap 23 min instead of watching the movie 120 minutes , which is save me around 97 min , now I am going to watch the movie 120 minutes as this recap was really fun and make me love the movie 😂
@chronixdubz3 ай бұрын
What's the movie nameeeee
@Natan13003 ай бұрын
This comment looks like you used AI to write. Same weirdness all recap videos have
@mohamadalm2 ай бұрын
@@Natan1300 no it is me , i am human send me the captchas 😂
@Uuuu-yy6rb2 ай бұрын
I want to know the title of the mobieb
@Dr_Larken5 ай бұрын
Imagine if the movie went pretty much the same way except he told his family he’s a former ninja! And they were aware of the threat and didn’t do dumb things throughout the movie! I know, the plot wouldn’t be able to be pushed along
@sandrabarrett59345 ай бұрын
Thanks for that, really enjoyed the recap 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@LONEWOLF-rq5tlАй бұрын
The girl that plays the daughter is absolutely GORGEOUS and give her a few years and she's gonna be an absolute BOMB SHELL!!!!!
@D1105awesomeАй бұрын
bit weird mate
@BlessedDOSIM5 ай бұрын
18:19 I am Van, I am a vehicle 😅
@Drukiaep5 ай бұрын
you what's even funnier? the actor's name is Van 😂😂
@CarbineKiller5 ай бұрын
also he's british 19:36 XD
@velkanzi5 ай бұрын
Maybe you could work on that a bit ... "I am Van, the vehicle to your /our success"
@JerettFranklin5 ай бұрын
Dude thank you for this recap
@PleaseChill155 ай бұрын
The pole vault attempt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@geistacwm2 ай бұрын
Quality so good, they totally changed the way Bob Odenkirk looks.
@JadedMax5 ай бұрын
Great recap. Thumbs up for the last part alone! I missed it.
@mufasa30955 ай бұрын
Movie name?
@scruffy58125 ай бұрын
Good quality. Not an annoying voice over. Solid video my friend
@MrRecapFromYouTube5 ай бұрын
Much appreciated!
@Binx750755 ай бұрын
Thank you for the Cliff's Notes synopsis!
@JoJo_B213 күн бұрын
“Solidarity yay.!! I just freed our family from the shackles of technology.” 🤣🤣🤣
@Gnarlf5 ай бұрын
23:13 you bloody ... :D
@C0wb0yBebop5 ай бұрын
“Oh man Kill Boi is awesome!” AI captures human teenager dialogue perfectly
@mikemontoya20685 ай бұрын
I truly enjoyed this, really good acting by everyone . I just really had a nice time watching this video. Maggie Q is a very Beautiful & very talented & tremendous actress.
@ojasveez4 ай бұрын
You're the MVP for making videos on bad movies we are mildly curious about. Kudos!