Family Guy - Tattoos of Bible verses

00:10 - A special hello to our only Black audience member...
00:32 - S3x? Brian, I'm Christian!
Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more

[@thesmg201show]

1:11 It’s Brian’s cross so he keep it

[@chocodraws5137]

If i had a nickel for every time Brian fought to keep a cross, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it's happened twice

[@shade1121-ce8dc]

Oh yeah when Meg tried to covert him and he growled that tune. 🤣

[@zenobryant5192]

Nice phineas and ferb reference

[@theymademepickaname1248]

​@@zenobryant5192is that where that 2 nickels BS comes from? I see it in other comment sections. It's pretty stupid.

[@jetflightneon8115]

​@@theymademepickaname1248yes, the phineas and ferb movie

[@zenobryant5192]

@@theymademepickaname1248 yes, it is from the movie they did about dimensions.

[@syrusangi8743]

You know what? Good on her for sticking it to Brian as every woman he ever meets should at this point.

[@indigohammer5732]

Leviticus prohibits tattoos...and wearing mixed fibres...and eating shellfish

[@koolkid1234ism]

Jesus has tattoos you don’t understand context

[@indigohammer5732]

He didn’t and Leviticus is a clear, unequivocal prohibition on being tattooed. Context is irrelevant. Either it’s written or it’s not. Either it’s true or it’s not.

[@whitepaws1338]

Plus it’s a chose you can either follow it or not. I live by the new but I can still able to read the old

[@The_Midnight_Bear]

Leviticus is no longer binding. Seriously, that's what they bring up in like half the New Testament.

[@strongestgamer2501]

@@koolkid1234ism You don't understand punctuation.

[@reneastorgaterre1954]

Leviticus 19:28 “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord. So yeah, this girl lost church.

[@jethromcgl3697]

To quote some guy on the internet: "One look at you and it's clear you pick and choose which parts of the bible fit your agenda"

[@indigohammer5732]

It’s fairly clear that it’s a prohibition on tattoos. Just because you’re too dense to understand that is your problem.

[@koolkid1234ism]

You’re taking that verse out of context, I mean even Jesus has tattoos. But yeah we’re the ones picking and choosing right

[@n0ame1u1]

Would be hilarious to get that tattooed on yourself

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

Good thing she's not an Israelite then huh? Oh yeah, are we forgetting that Yahweh is specifically the god of the Israelites? Yeah, we are. 🙄

[@Kpimpmaster]

I will never understand why religions of any kind are so obsessed with sex

[@user-zj4zz4un5z]

Because they're 2000 y. o. sets of rules mirroring the beliefs pf their time ?...

[@Kpimpmaster]

@@user-zj4zz4un5z that doesn’t answer my question

[@MrDavicovic]

Why are you so obsessed with people not having sex before marriage?

[@Kpimpmaster]

@@MrDavicovic IKR

[@jankoleon3785]

Because it's one of the most deeply intimate things you can do with a person that also has the ability to create life. There's a reason why r*pe victims are deeply scared and mortified when sex was misused against them. I would also argue that secular people are more obsessed with then religious people. Because they have entire , months, events, clubs, parades, and shows specifically devoted to sex and sexuality.

[@thenightqueen0]

Brian: *gets rejected by one Christian girl* I'm gonna end Jesus' entire career now.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

He didn’t do with Silver

[@codenamelarry6518]

I was in a ministry group in college, and can confirm that this is 100% accurate. Anytime anyone mentioned Ice Cream, everyone lost their minds.

[@summertime6785]

Another swing, another miss for Brian Edward Griffin.

[@share_accidental]

i never knew brian even had a middle name

[@Matt-cz6ti]

The Bible also says you shouldn't get tattoos ...

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

It's optional not Biblical

[@seanwebb605]

That's why I love when Christian fundamentalists get tattoos referencing Leviticus. Umm......yeah about that.

[@kickmewhenimdown]

@@seanwebb605If Leviticus rules applied to us we’d have to stop getting haircuts.

[@seanwebb605]

@@kickmewhenimdown Oh that opens up all sorts of possibilities.

[@izzieb.2926]

​@@seanwebb605 most of the rules in Leviticus were specifically for the Hebrews as a part of being "God's chosen people". Even back then it didn't apply to other people and the law was fulfilled when Jesus did his thing. So basically, you should be good as long as you don't get anything inappropriate.

[@brendanbonmon8153]

Tattooing Bible Versus geez I doubt that even Ned Flanders would do that.Also think think I finally found him both his dream girl and 3rd wife.

[@rallyman6442]

flanders would'nt do that because he knows not to get tattoos

[@brendanbonmon8153]

@@rallyman6442 even though their just bible versus

[@monokuma_5540]

It’s not that weird. My dad has a pretty long passage down his arm, and he’s not the stereotypical Christian at all.

[@darkpaw1522]

It’s surprisingly common.

[@WizeGuyz2023]

If you want to have fun get some really obscure verses tattooed on your body to throw people off like Leviticus. "Do not have sex your mother, for she is your mother and it's disrespectful to your father."

[@khyabatiste3669]

0:55 so you’re telling me every person there that isn’t married is a virgin?

[@Jake-fv9ec]

That’s a way of pointing it out

[@ryukomatoi592]

They are such prudes

[@bigben448]

Anybody who believes these videos are really/sadly misinformed. They believe stereotypes rather than knowing truth. What’s worse, they laugh about it as if they got something right when they’re far and out from reality.

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

Yesn't. Some of them failed in the mission of having non-marital sex.

[@KrisSchwarz98]

Yup they failed their fantasy invisible bearded man in the sky cult and be reading books with the subgenres of Unironic "Non-Fictional Christian Fictional Books" like The Holy Star Wars Bible

[@Gypsygeekfreak17]

he is a hypocrite

[@MolloyPolloy]

He's not though really is he.... he's a cartoon character. It's make believe... he's there to drive the plot as us every character. Honest to fucking god can tough not see that's its not real??

[@internetuser969]

​@@MolloyPolloyYes it's a cartoon character, and the cartoon character is being portrayed as a hypocrite. Two things can be true

[@plasticweapon]

DAT'S DA JOKE

[@rahsaanthomas7030]

The last time Brian refused to give back the cross, he was growling the tune from The Right Stuff..

[@idontlike5143]

Brian is a scumbag and all but I still say he is better than Lois. Lois is just awful

[@coltchan7380]

So she’s like Mary Cooper?

[@ryukomatoi592]

I laughed when Brian chewed on that cross! I always wanted to see him doing that infront of ppl

[@cinemalights4601]

Wait til this incident surfaces online and in church sermons.

[@PCMan8922]

"I Think You Should Leave." What If He Doesn't Want To Leave?

[@jarrettstork9883]

I’d rather be boring and get to experience the glory of heaven than be cool and go to hell

[@christopheredwards788]

Brian just doesn't get it

[@TheChosen-of4lb]

I was waiting for the Crazy Frog song growl 😂😂

[@jonsku6662]

Might have helped Brian to say that he wasn't up to speed on which variant of christian she was, or in this case the exact standards of evangelical christians specifically (Come on, there's named christianity variants by the dozen, how are you supposed to keep track of each ones differences?)

[@millsyinnz]

The Bible forbids bestiality as well. Just saying.

[@Sandy-fg]

Don't have sex before marriage - Jesus Jesus mother 😁

[@seanwebb605]

That was a one night stand with the Holy Spirit at band camp.

[@gamequbb8298]

Some people say that getting tattoos is against Christianity, I remember in some of the early seasons of Ink Master that a priest was one of the human canvases.

[@idontlike5143]

The end was funny 😆

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

Hey you can’t do that to our savior Grrrrrrrrrrr Ok your savior your savior

[@boisterousbillyclub2772]

Accurate these days. Seems the only way to get laid in the states is to go on a slimy website full of tricks.

[@iwanegerstrom4564]

“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.” -Leviticus 19:28 KJV

[@supersmashburger]

Well that was short lived

[@onepieceking1770]

Already saw that from a mile away

[@lilbirb082]

Everyone in the comments saying "The bible prohibits tattoos", yeah that's the point, the joke is most Christians today are total hypocrites since they strictly follow some rules of the bible while completely ignoring the rest

[@MrDavicovic]

Christianity is not about following rules like a nerd.

[@izzieb.2926]

People who bring this up don't understand the context of Leviticus. Most of the rules in Leviticus were specifically for the Hebrews to separate them from other nations as God's chosen people. And the new Testament explicitly says that once Jesus "fulfilled the law" through his sacrifice, those rules were no longer binding.

[@julianvilorio3993]

⁠​⁠@@izzieb.2926Exactly. The New Testament derives from the Greek word diatheke which literally means new covenant.

[@vedji1857]

Brian still hasn’t changed has he? After over 10 seasons worth of potential development.

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

They just like to keep as he is now huh?

[@plasticweapon]

he's not supposed to change. none of these characters are supposed to change.

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

No he’s hasn’t

[@DZM0N]

0:30 Typical Brian griffin response😒

[@timstoddard3707]

If Meg couldn't get a wooden cross from Brian, how would a random Evangelical have a chance?

[@trekkienzl2862]

Actually, Evangelical churches can be quite diverse. A half of the parishioners at the Baptist Church in my neighbourhood are Chinese or Korean.

[@albertgongora6944]

This is so wrong about Christianity that I'm saying this as somebody that's a Christian

[@Mr.paint123]

You gotta test drive the car before you buy it - that’s why I have sex before marriage

[@p51abc]

Sure... but the real test is to do it with someone else.

[@koolkid1234ism]

That’s terrible logic a woman isn’t a car. My wife is the only woman I’ve been with and the best I’ve ever had.

[@Mr.paint123]

@@koolkid1234ism well you got lucky but for the rest of us, it don’t work like that

[@MrWolfstar8]

Oddly the most successful marriages I’ve seen are arranged ones from India. Test driving doesn’t seem to work.

[@strongestgamer2501]

@@koolkid1234ism You can't make a standard when you have nothing to compare it to

[@jonathan4158]

Brian went back being a jerk.

[@Gypsygeekfreak17]

when wasnt he a jerk oh yea the first 3 seasons

[@Nevertoleave]

I think he was just being a dog.

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

He was always a jerk since Season 9 Brian write’s a bestseller

[@user-bd9cb2pw2h]

I know quagmire is also bad but atleast he was right about brian

[@OxKing]

Totally inacurate. Found a camera phone in our hotel after church day (big gathering once a year in another city) and the photos told two girls and a black guy have been practicing charity all night long on each other.

[@darkball31]

evengenicals *a giant monster comes down from the sky*

[@giuliomarotta2176]

Do never ever touch brian

[@wolfhunter5832]

🎶 Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh The right stuff 🎶

[@Abdul78789]

Episode and season number?????

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

S22 E15

[@share_accidental]

in the description :)

[@KnightsFlame]

Jesus: the anti Shinzo Abe

[@suchamoodright4902]

She sounds like Amity

[@darkball31]

owe savior *gurrrr!* ok your savior your savior

[@victoralaminosmiranda7935]

What a jerk Brian is.

[@chops1162]

So does the creator of family guy just hate Christianity or does he just hate all religion

[@krarhyderabad4762]

All religions

[@icefire2104]

Brian is getting worser and worser in each season.

[@am_intrigued]

Has better game than me tbh

[@theyearwas1473]

I'll never forget the time I was dragged to a Christian "club". They had a DJ and lights like a regular club, but a very large uncomfortable vibe.

[@MrRupert]

Really? Tell us more, please.

[@theyearwas1473]

@@MrRupert picture that seen in blade at the club in the beginning. Add in some crucifixes, the occasional "waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa Christttt" Consistent consecutive slowdowns to praise the Lord. Still a lot of grinding and the hoe meter was at a 6/10

[@MrRupert]

@@theyearwas1473 Wow, that's weird. I understand you.

[@theyearwas1473]

@@MrRupert it's the least I can do for letting me watch chopped up clips of unpaid for family Guy

[@nemesis1108]

Honestly, I respect woman a lot who have no sex before marriage.

[@MRC325]

In many cultures it's normal.

[@JayBigDadyCy]

This comment section is an atrocity. 1/10. This section gets awarded zero points. Arguing about the hible and God is lame and unfunny and no one wins.

[@o.h.x-9062]

Yup. Brian got rejected by yet another girl. He'll never learn. Once an atheist, always an atheist.

[@cinemalights4601]

And atheism leads to communism.

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

@@cinemalights4601 Based.

[@nathangamble125]

That's definitely not how atheism works, but ok. Brian dodged a bullet with this one.

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

​@@cinemalights4601both religion and communism are bullshit.

[@BatmanFan76]

0:50 - 0:53 That is true though. Even I don’t plan to get intimate with a woman before I marry her, and my family went through the same thing. Unfortunately, my brother went against that code, but at least I know when it’s okay.

[@SkylarThompson-mu1qs]

Don't judge other people's choices!

[@AztecSamurai01]

@@SkylarThompson-mu1qsdude shut up, he wasn’t saying that. You’re saying not to judge others yet you’re judging them!

[@erinjohnson6142]

Brian's best moment ever!

[@Childhooddreamer]

Ok losers no, nerdy maybe. I'm a Christian and I even I would do the real crazy stuff with a guy before marriage, it's a part of the fun of being an adult. Eating sherbet and watching funny state farm commercials ? That's a no go for me.

[@thatoneguy9822]

Premarital sex is a sin... as a christian you shouldnt promote it and you should repent of it if you have done it.

[@screenname8267]

"Part of the fun of being an adult" ...if sin is seen by you as "something fun to do", you should talk to your deacons.

[@tylergoodman3560]

It's better to wait before marriage; intimacy is an emotional and special moment. 🎉

[@QDProd1]

@@PipeHorseFriend he's right

[@devarmont87]

Fun fact - Jesus (Jeshua) never said he saves you. The scriptures when translated into english PROPERLY actually speak about how jesus tried to teach everyone how to save themselves.. he was almost agnostic, his mission was to diamantle the insane Jewish/aramaic faith of a judgemental father. Jesus continually told everyone that we all are equal sons of the father, not him specifically. Aramaic word for equal is 'Son' Yeah yeah yeah you're going to reply with some priest indoctrinated bible passage to prove me wrong. Its well established that the bible translation from aramaic, to greek to early english MISINTERPRETED words. So the narrative was changed. And then concepts like 'hell' and 'rapture' and 'saviour' were literally added 1400 years later by men whom never spoke to Jesus. And of the 100's of gospels that were written at the time of jesus that specifically state that Jesus taught us to look within ourselves (meditation) to find God, all those gospels were deleted becaue they didnt align with the incorrect, biased view of the church that wanted fundamental position to speak on behalf of Jesus... Which is an insult to Jesus as he specifically tried to dismantle that very notion of a controlling church that spoke of a wrathful father. Proper translations (Aramaic); Son - equal nature of Sin - unknowing Repent - think differently Rapture - literally added 400 years ago, prior to that there was no biblical concept of the end of the World. I am - name of the fathers consciousness in the world Christ - state given to knowing, like buddha (not a last name) Heaven - state of peace within yourself by knowing God Jesus - not his real name, the letter J didn't exist back then. It was closer to Yezuā or Yeshuwā The famous passage by John, whom was agnostic LOL 😅 "I am the way, the truth, the life, none come to the father before me" Heavily misunderstood statement. Jesus never spoke as a man, but the father spoke THROUGH jesus as Christ (john 5:19) The true meaning of the passage is this - God speaks and says "My consciousness is the way, the truth and is your life, you cannot know this by your own means, only by understand you as me" God is saying that in order to meet the father in heaven, you must realise Christ, it is the only way. Which is the second coming, the second coming isn't a global event, it's individual. And by that i mean, you must realise it your self 🙏🏼