Family Guy - Peter and Quagmire in the hospital

Season 19, episode 10: Fecal Matters

[@ADWEI]

“Oh my stars!”

[@ishzsbxux]

It always cracks me up

[@voltirussk4608]

Egad!

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

I'm your 900th like.

[@xoxojustno6971]

Are they making that Peter's catchphrase now?

[@gilbertotabares8196]

It was at that moment Quagmire remembered who Peter was, and why confiding anything to him is a horrible idea.

[@hazeyroguelantern7893]

😆🤣 ya damn straight son

[@chijo6]

"I'm a good friend to you, Glenn." -Nurse Peter

[@elliotthefennekin6506]

The way Quagmire just slowly looks up with an angry expression makes this 10000 times better XD

[@user-ui3bb5th7k]

I agree

[@DiamondDollie]

I always wonder why anyone is friends with peter after all the crap he pulls.

[@zenketski]

because it pays well.

[@Jai137]

It's Family Guy

[@jfb173jb]

He wasn't that bad at the start. Season 6 was the peak and now he's just a sociopath. And a psychopath.

[@jpao1834]

Don't worry about it especially in a universe with a Talking Dog lmao. All logical reasoning is out of the window 😂

[@columbiantoad]

Because it's an animated, comedy TV show

[@francoalmiron5107]

The irony is that Peter actually wrote everything he heard and sent it to Quagmire, so technically he keep and broke his word at the same time.

[@blablablacksheep4]

I think it was more of a tweet or messages to the friend group

[@francargeric1]

Group chat or just blow back from the guys

[@francoalmiron5107]

No one knows, but Quagmire's face when he realizes is funny 😁

[@TheUnamedOne832]

How do you know it wasn't a group chat he sent it to

[@zooning-6843]

If you listen you can hear Peter send then receive a bunch of messages then send again, then pause, then Quagmire gets a message, no doubt from someone else other then Peter

[@maxwell9211]

As if Quagmire wouldn’t have told that story at the clam later that day

[@LuckyBird551]

I'm preety sure Quagmarie can sue either Peter of the Hospital for breaking patient confidentiality just like Peter stated.

[@gyros_hd5945]

Peter isnt even paid

[@squid_cake]

The hospital can also be sued for knowingly giving peter the responsibility of a nurse without proper training beforehand. One of my relatives was training to become a nurse at one point and she was required to pass multiple rigorous classes for many years. Not to mention, if he's not being paid at least minimum wage, that's illegal unpaid labor, and considering he is doing much more sensitive work than a typical unpaid intern, he's probably not one of those.

[@calebmartinez8336]

@@squid_cake oh and don't forget the fact that it's a cartoon and not real where it's only purpose is to provide comedy

[@squid_cake]

@@calebmartinez8336 what are you getting at? I'm just building onto what the original comment said. So what if it's not real? It's fun to hypothesize about.

[@Nameless82284]

@@squid_cake But Peter is clearly unprofessional, he didn't even went to college. You can sued someone who is impersonating a nurse

[@wilsontheknight]

Glenn’s expression changing really made me laugh

[@96serpendityyouarelostnotm87]

Thanks for the family guy uploads

[@NazriB]

I also receive texts for my meds

[@SCBLGamingFilm]

"hippo-don't say it-potamus" feel like this joke went over so many peoples heads

[@beastwolf6600]

Yep

[@alexandregrand-pierre1981]

I don't get it

[@TheUnamedOne832]

It did 😃

[@sabarishvasudevan4061]

Hippocratic Oath

[@iliadnetfear2586]

@@sabarishvasudevan4061 no, it's a joke about Hipaa laws. HIPAA "Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act". Which is the law preventing Healthcare workers from sharing personal details about patients.

[@ericshvarts7040]

Quagmire’s reaction priceless. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crussteasock4047]

Good thing u added all those emojis. Otherwise, i wouldn't have known how u felt

[@matthewjohnston8982]

True

[@manueloalzulfiquarali3688]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mediclomania5147]

The slow gaze of disapproval Quagmire shot was all it took for me to fly magically into the wall.

[@matthewjohnston8982]

Quagmire's slow realization of what Peter did priceless

[@TrapGawdd]

Why did he even trust peter

[@nickjohnson02]

he's the guy who married and fuck a giraffe, there is no reasoning with this guy 😂

[@Henry-kz4gn]

The weirdest thing about that story is having so many apple tv remotes.

[@nickb.8178]

Quagmires expression slowly changing is perfect

[@Superman-jr1rm]

Where did Quagmire pull that phone from lol

[@VDR2612]

You know

[@Devi1_Z]

Either that or he had it next to him.

[@creapyalbinofish]

Giggidy

[@kamomile_tea]

Quagmire's slow glare got me

[@matis9118]

Quagmire deserves this

[@TyX-ty7gc]

As a future nurse this is funny 0:19

[@giovannicostantini1637]

Me too

[@alpha5664]

Quagmire should've expected that

[@SteelPanda220]

When Quagmire frowned it reminded me of how Baldi from the game Baldi’s Basics frowns when the player gets a math problem wrong (for anyone who knows that game).

[@randomperson-pn7us]

Lol yes

[@kmonish9119]

Actually, Quagmire is lucky to have a friend like Peter. Peter as a nurse listened to Glenn's story. And Peter as a friend shared the gossip with Quagmire.

[@synthwavecat96]

It's the slow looks in these shows that make me keep coming back.

[@austinmccormick8952]

I constantly forget that his 1 st name isn't Quagmire

[@PowerSerge]

Quagmires reaction reminds me when I have a test tomorrow

[@daxmarshall4969]

Severe breach of hippopotamus protocols.

[@LukeH930]

"Hold on I got a text" 🤣

[@mirroredchaos]

I swear every new family guy episode reuses more hand gestures than the amount of whiplash sound SFX in a typical Johnny test episode.

[@synthwavecat96]

Talking with hands is a thing, who ever could have guessed

[@MrHellout666]

So,what brings you in today Mr errr Quagmire 😂😂

[@rickylennon3847]

Who the hell was Peter texting while quagmire was telling the story?

[@CarvC23_]

The group chat with his friends but he forgot quagmire’s in it

[@AngelGuzman-420]

​@@CarvC23_nah we all damn well know Peter did that on purpose

[@le9038]

Fun fact: the police can look through your medical documentation without a warrant. (in the united states, not sure about other countries)

[@le9038]

Source: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jl7Mf6Gho6qMd7c

[@olddirtyb4st3rd]

What was Quagmire doing with 6 Apple remotes? I don't get it. Could someone pls explain?

[@nightsnihilist5093]

Peter:“….And legally protected by hippa…” Me: wow he’s actually right Quagmire: don’t say it Peter: -potamus Me: oh there it is.

[@mr.wheels-HQ]

1:05

[@Stormcloakvictory]

Bad thing is, some nurses actually done shit like that on twitter

[@Sonofcromwell296]

Peter griffin here

[@jonathandiaz4997]

19 months ago

[@corgiqueen4722]

Well technically the information quagmire shared did stay in the hospital

[@kurisuochiru5014]

I could see the text

[@mickhailreeves7517]

Petter should just become a stenographer

[@leejames8024]

Confidential...at least he only sent to his friend then to the whole world...right?

[@dimitrijeilincic54]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 glen it's so funny

[@brevinbeard900]

How does the story end?

[@SubZero-hs9xc]

0:57 He say WATCHMEN

[@shadowmoon1657]

Still trying to understand what Quagmire did. Where did he get all those remotes. And why tape them to the back of his head

[@justsomeguywhoexists6562]

Me too

[@shinyhunteralec]

apple tv remotes are known to vibrate, he taped 6 of them onto his private part and put his leg around his head so it wouldn't get in the way.

[@TW-sh2un]

Jesse He more likely shoved them up his ass since he ended up in the hospital, and things stuck up the ass are a surprisingly common hospital visit thing

[@tuney7319]

@@shinyhunteralec what? How the hell would that work? If he had a vagina i could see that but he doesn’t so?

[@shinyhunteralec]

@@tuney7319 honestly i forgot i commented this

[@lemonlord5550]

I did something similar once because I thought someone was telling a joke. It didn't have big consequences but I still felt shitty. It's a funny thing for Peter but if you know how Quaqmires feels it's bit sad.

[@megatronusprime6109]

Quagmire's face

[@samantharaev2927]

Quagmire's face 1:07

[@xoceanxuniverse3856]

Seth MacFarlane had a thing there

[@oldmanjenkins9230]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@abcun17]

Pretty much encapsulates today's world...

[@franktrevinoDUH]

So what brings you here mr…..uh quagmire? Like it’s not his fucking friend lol

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Lol 😂

[@subman23]

Peter, you should've just turned your phone's voice recorder on like I do..... not do. I do not do that at all, because that would be wrong

[@mickhailreeves7517]

What difference does it make he sent it to the group chat which quagmire is in

[@subman23]

@@mickhailreeves7517 because since you're only recording the audio, you're firstly not suspiciously on your phone in the at all and secondly you can post it later when you can comfortably look at your phone and not accidentally send it to the person you're trying to keep it from

[@mickhailreeves7517]

@@subman23 he's Peter literally he texted the group chat which he knows quamires in hiding it goes out the window at that point

[@gracey3269]

Is my phone broken or does it glitch

[@gracey3269]

Yep my phone is broken for sure

[@gracey3269]

Fuck there's like four quagmires spazzing out

[@maemars9026]

Why does Quagmire have so many Apple T.V. remotes?

[@caterpillarslim1288]

Why would a single guy have 6 Apple TV remotes?!?

[@thejoker-kd8xi]

why did quagmire looked at peter like that

[@Treeeee2008]

Because he was typing all of his personal information into the chat

[@chumbucket4104]

hippopotamus🤣

[@enderboy6491]

🐕

[@frankieboy8518]

😂😂😂

[@erikastone9183]

I wonder what the text said

[@AngelGuzman-420]

It's the details about quagmires story sent to the group chat

[@externaledition6836]

I would SUE the FUCK out of that hospital

[@chippotatochip6094]

Well make sure u never go to a cartoon hospital and u would be good 😊

[@JJ-bh6sk]

Facebook live

[@rogueroku7754]

789

[@Kevin-yp7yk]

Family guy

[@crussteasock4047]

No shit, really?

[@Treeeee2008]

Relative person is better

[@TheUnamedOne832]

What episode is this

[@komakosemenobitchi7874]

Read the description

[@sunso1991]

FG is really not that funny nowadays it is just sad...........

[@reunionofpast6270]

Died completely after season 17…

[@Treeeee2008]

@@reunionofpast6270 I didn't even make it to season 17, I stopped watching after season 12

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

Eh, it still has its moments imo, definitely hasn’t fallen as hard as Simpsons has

[@jsil9392]

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[@shinyhunteralec]

what

[@ashleytan849]

The bewildered sand differently race because system spontaneously compete off a waiting fall. blue, likeable step-father

[@ZZubZZero]

Wat

[@adamhoward9402]

Yeah wtf