The stoicism in Jimmy's voice when he says "sorry but the fire has burn all of your babies" kills me
@jamesfaust13 Жыл бұрын
It's kind of funny that you laugh about something about burning babies and then you say it kills you.. ..if it's killing you, Are you buring like the babies? Get it😈🔥💯😎👨🚒🚒🧯😂
@TrillgataQ4 ай бұрын
@@jamesfaust13 Good one Chippah
@jamesfaust134 ай бұрын
@@TrillgataQ dude even if it's sarcastic amazing and thank you to get compared to chippah I thought graduating army boot camp was good this is better...
@TardyMoments8 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what happened, I went to get a marmalade and when I came back the baby's had been eaten"
@AdamHauger9 жыл бұрын
Jim sounds so happy when he tells them the name of the show
@Bjpeg428 жыл бұрын
I almost forgot to listen to this today.
@martinlatour93113 жыл бұрын
"We have people we hire to breastfeed them for initial bonding" lmao norton is such a quick worm
@malevolence8511 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he said the father is handing out cigars and the doctor peeks his head out and says, "you might want to put those away..." LMFAO!!!
@melaniamacias503611 жыл бұрын
One of Jimmy's best bits! I cannot believe he just improvised this!
@VladimirBlarp7 ай бұрын
This has primetime Emmy written all over it #NBC pick this up !!
@Philabuster8811 жыл бұрын
O and A with Jimmy blows every morning show out of the water.
@Iamjimpage Жыл бұрын
This and “Grocery Man” are my favourite Jimmy moments.
@StevenBray-o4m7 ай бұрын
Grocery man is brilliant 👏
@tenfootpollable9 жыл бұрын
the initial bonding hahahaha
@1972glm6 жыл бұрын
If this was real, the real fun wouldn't be the reactions in the show, it would be that everytime a real doctor had to tell a parent their baby is dead the parent would just have the smallest bit of hope that it's just the TV show. That and their baby isn't actually dead, when it really is.
@Theycallmethek37 күн бұрын
Lmao
@fallkhild8 жыл бұрын
Your Baby is Dea D':
@1schwererziehbar17 жыл бұрын
Your Baby is Dea;D
@enterthefarside4 жыл бұрын
APREL FEHHLS!
@insertnamehere58093 ай бұрын
Humma dumma humma humma doo daa daa!
@TheRealJadeSpade11 жыл бұрын
I listened to this twice in a row and laughed out loud (literally) both times. That doesn't happen much for me...
@eagle45ish11 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is one of the funniest people alive.
@iamdemonized8 жыл бұрын
the funniest 6 1/2 minutes in history
@RobdaVegasMailman4 жыл бұрын
This show would actually be perfect for 2020.
@SC42114 жыл бұрын
"Your baby's got rubble on him."
@Spookhouse135 жыл бұрын
One of the best clips of Jim pitching shows
@kenfresno9911 жыл бұрын
what a sweet boy
@terraLiquidus10 жыл бұрын
2:22 "Aww he's fine" Oh, Jimmy. You're an absolute card!
@codiefitz38763 жыл бұрын
Trav-Dog laughing in the background is hilarious
@intr0vertig0 Жыл бұрын
Imagine all the hopeful parents, sitting by a shoe box sized casket waiting for Yaphet Kotto to bring them the good news.
@ArkonBlade4 жыл бұрын
I would unironically love this show
@BlibbaBlob2 жыл бұрын
Doc Jim - "Your baby's dead." Martini Steve - "That, that's terrible. I'm sorry."
@kanemura9310 жыл бұрын
I can't understand why "I'm trying to get Yaphet Kotto to host" didn't get a bigger laugh.
@taffwob10 жыл бұрын
I can't understand why it makes me laugh so much. It's a killer line but I just can't explain why.
@kanemura9310 жыл бұрын
I know right? I guess for me it's a sort of fascination that when Jim wants to mention a "random person" he is able to drag up, out of ALL people, Yaphet Kotto. It's just so absurd.
@Reviresco8 жыл бұрын
+Carl Österlund Frank Gorshin.
@chrissmith-us3bu6 жыл бұрын
its a reference to when Patrice O'neal and Anthony were joking about the death of james brown - "he looked like yaphet kotto in his coffin"
@PaulMelvilleX11 жыл бұрын
Norton's a silly goose!
@GingerChris199111 жыл бұрын
Love it when yimmy is on a roll like this
@laurenthibodeaux83544 жыл бұрын
Gotcha Gotcha!!
@Anfubvinch8 жыл бұрын
Oy Noy... Your baby's dead ?!
@justinfischer182211 жыл бұрын
Prime example of why I love "lil' jimmy"
@Logicalpsycho23235 жыл бұрын
Down the hall, a doctor will tell a mom who just gave birth "I'm sorry but...your baby's dead." And the mom will say "OMG AM I ON NBC!?" & the doctor will say "No. This isn't a show. Your baby's really dead."
@lithium2311 жыл бұрын
we incinerated him LMAO
@TheDDG11 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have listened to this at work. The lion bit made me yelp out loud trying to choke back laughs.
@Roland12328 жыл бұрын
I wish Jim and I were life partners.
@judybyers83344 жыл бұрын
Let go and let God...
@insertnamehere58093 ай бұрын
You'll need to be a transsexual for that to happen
@GreenHornet55311 жыл бұрын
The way Jim speaks of this idea so candidly is what makes it so funny.
@TheRealJadeSpade11 жыл бұрын
Scratch that- I listened to this 4-5 times and still laughed.
@MrScurv5 жыл бұрын
Gotcha gotcha
@phibeslives404810 жыл бұрын
The part about having strange women nurse the children for two weeks made me cringe, ha ha. Soooo fucked up.
i wanna show this to a psychiatrist and see they what they say
@TaRAAASHBAGS9 жыл бұрын
"This is fucking hilarious."
@andrewptob11 жыл бұрын
This had me howling.
@DerekEveroski10 жыл бұрын
NBC will love this! this needs to go on 60 min then let them know...
@thrashmetalfiend11 жыл бұрын
Between this bit and the Uncle Paul character, Jim Norton is one of the most disgusting yet hilarious comedians today.
@AgainstTheGrain197611 жыл бұрын
I would watch that show.
@Logicalpsycho23233 жыл бұрын
When the parents are signing standard documents at the hospital to admit the pregnant wife...they sneak in a document that legally says the parents cannot sue anyone for the psychological and emotional damage they're about to suffer :)
@MrHyjacker11 жыл бұрын
listen to this segemnt when he it was aired and i was loling at work
@tonyreyes37802 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the original “it’s just a prank, bro” pioneer
@jlshel424 ай бұрын
Wonder how many of the Philly crowd called Gregg after this aired
@ArkonBlade4 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see this
@blindthrall8 жыл бұрын
"Um...to honor all the new babies." Fuck. Yes.
@gspendlove4 жыл бұрын
Christ, I wish I had some artistic ability. I'd paint a promo poster for this show with Yaphet Kotto with a big shiteating grin on his face, Kathy Bates and Taylor Swift dressed up as nurses, Ricky Gervais dressed up as an orderly, a lion with a bloody diaper in its mouth, weeping parents....
@diichertz111 жыл бұрын
How can anyone improv like this?
@robrick93613 жыл бұрын
Decades of depression and self-loathing mixed with failure and sexual perversion.
@KC-bg1th7 жыл бұрын
The tag line is fucking amazing.
@blindthrall11 жыл бұрын
"We have people take care of them." Who else immediately thought of Uncle Paul?
@robrick93613 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEEAH We wuz getting to knows each udders
@unitexconquer3754 жыл бұрын
Jim your so damned underated
@TimothyDonaghue10 жыл бұрын
i spat my pizza onto my screen when jimmy said "we incinerated 'em" lol referring to the burned up babies
@alexandergiandettore5 жыл бұрын
Why hasn’t NBC picked this up yet?
@bobobandy9382 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious little detail that he doesn't even say "cremated" but "incinerated."
@HellaBass4 жыл бұрын
Thnx for subbing!
@matthewlong65762 жыл бұрын
Rip Torn plays the lion
@a.graham79797 жыл бұрын
"Tina Fey, maybe? They love her at NBC." - Opie interrupting Jimmy to add a completely unfunny suggestion to his absurd scenario. Did he think that would help?
@Logicalpsycho23233 жыл бұрын
You're Baby's DEA:D
@tendrel_sound7 ай бұрын
D E A D:
@alliedatheistalliance67766 жыл бұрын
Did Cokelogic do this one?
@pennyroyaltea8911 жыл бұрын
LIGHTEN UP HERES YOUR KID!
@urabusxrw047 жыл бұрын
glad opie was here to add fucking nothing
@Demendred11 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, my baby is dead!.....Wait, are you Nigel Planer?
@tdata5452 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS BIT AND COULDN'T REMEMBER THE SHOW NAME, AND IT WAS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. Also, James is a monster, thank god Comedy was a success for him. Since between childhood stories, stories he makes up in characters, and show pitches. I feel like we'd at least have a very interesting serial killer on our hands. They could call him Jackie the Choke Man. Since apparently "Jack" is an acceptable nickname for JAMES. There's a british Comic named Jack Dees who's real name is James, not a "John" to be found in his full name.
@blackpilledmisanthrope22764 жыл бұрын
I went to get a marmalade...
@buzzytrombone4353 Жыл бұрын
Certainly would’ve peaked during the American abortion protests in 2022 if it existed
@MrHyjacker11 жыл бұрын
it was*
@leemcqueen50010 жыл бұрын
Who's laugh is that at 2:31?
@Reviresco9 жыл бұрын
Travis.
@premium26817 ай бұрын
Oofa oofa
@liquidalloy6 жыл бұрын
Are you sure a lion ate them? it might've been Bob Kelly. booooooooo my joke stinks!
@denmac196 жыл бұрын
Your self-effacing humor makes you quite the catch, though.
@bodhisattva7111 жыл бұрын
Jesus,Jimmy's low tone voice is too creepy while he delivers his pitch.
@trumpphenom81505 жыл бұрын
What would it take for yimmy to be my hetero life-mate?