Opie and Anthony - Jim Norton 'Your Baby is Dead'

[@A.M.D.S.]

The stoicism in Jimmy's voice when he says "sorry but the fire has burn all of your babies" kills me

[@jamesfaust13]

It's kind of funny that you laugh about something about burning babies and then you say it kills you.. ..if it's killing you, Are you buring like the babies? Get it😈🔥💯😎👨‍🚒🚒🧯😂

[@TrillgataQ]

​@@jamesfaust13 Good one Chippah

[@jamesfaust13]

@@TrillgataQ dude even if it's sarcastic amazing and thank you to get compared to chippah I thought graduating army boot camp was good this is better...

[@TardyMoments]

"I don't know what happened, I went to get a marmalade and when I came back the baby's had been eaten"

[@AdamHauger]

Jim sounds so happy when he tells them the name of the show

[@Bjpeg42]

I almost forgot to listen to this today.

[@martinlatour9311]

"We have people we hire to breastfeed them for initial bonding" lmao norton is such a quick worm

[@malevolence85]

i lost it when he said the father is handing out cigars and the doctor peeks his head out and says, "you might want to put those away..." LMFAO!!!

[@melaniamacias5036]

One of Jimmy's best bits! I cannot believe he just improvised this!

[@VladimirBlarp]

This has primetime Emmy written all over it #NBC pick this up !!

[@Philabuster88]

O and A with Jimmy blows every morning show out of the water.

[@Iamjimpage]

This and “Grocery Man” are my favourite Jimmy moments.

[@StevenBray-o4m]

Grocery man is brilliant 👏

[@tenfootpollable]

the initial bonding hahahaha

[@1972glm]

If this was real, the real fun wouldn't be the reactions in the show, it would be that everytime a real doctor had to tell a parent their baby is dead the parent would just have the smallest bit of hope that it's just the TV show. That and their baby isn't actually dead, when it really is.

[@Theycallmethek3]

Lmao

[@fallkhild]

Your Baby is Dea D':

[@1schwererziehbar1]

Your Baby is Dea;D

[@enterthefarside]

APREL FEHHLS!

[@insertnamehere5809]

Humma dumma humma humma doo daa daa!

[@TheRealJadeSpade]

I listened to this twice in a row and laughed out loud (literally) both times. That doesn't happen much for me...

[@eagle45ish]

Jimmy is one of the funniest people alive.

[@iamdemonized]

the funniest 6 1/2 minutes in history

[@RobdaVegasMailman]

This show would actually be perfect for 2020.

[@SC4211]

"Your baby's got rubble on him."

[@Spookhouse13]

One of the best clips of Jim pitching shows

[@kenfresno99]

what a sweet boy

[@terraLiquidus]

2:22 "Aww he's fine" Oh, Jimmy. You're an absolute card!

[@codiefitz3876]

Trav-Dog laughing in the background is hilarious

[@intr0vertig0]

Imagine all the hopeful parents, sitting by a shoe box sized casket waiting for Yaphet Kotto to bring them the good news.

[@ArkonBlade]

I would unironically love this show

[@BlibbaBlob]

Doc Jim - "Your baby's dead." Martini Steve - "That, that's terrible. I'm sorry."

[@kanemura93]

I can't understand why "I'm trying to get Yaphet Kotto to host" didn't get a bigger laugh.

[@taffwob]

I can't understand why it makes me laugh so much. It's a killer line but I just can't explain why.

[@kanemura93]

I know right? I guess for me it's a sort of fascination that when Jim wants to mention a "random person" he is able to drag up, out of ALL people, Yaphet Kotto. It's just so absurd.

[@Reviresco]

+Carl Österlund Frank Gorshin.

[@chrissmith-us3bu]

its a reference to when Patrice O'neal and Anthony were joking about the death of james brown - "he looked like yaphet kotto in his coffin"

[@PaulMelvilleX]

Norton's a silly goose!

[@GingerChris1991]

Love it when yimmy is on a roll like this

[@laurenthibodeaux8354]

Gotcha Gotcha!!

[@Anfubvinch]

Oy Noy... Your baby's dead ?!

[@justinfischer1822]

Prime example of why I love "lil' jimmy"

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

Down the hall, a doctor will tell a mom who just gave birth "I'm sorry but...your baby's dead." And the mom will say "OMG AM I ON NBC!?" & the doctor will say "No. This isn't a show. Your baby's really dead."

[@lithium23]

we incinerated him LMAO

[@TheDDG]

I shouldn't have listened to this at work. The lion bit made me yelp out loud trying to choke back laughs.

[@Roland1232]

I wish Jim and I were life partners.

[@judybyers8334]

Let go and let God...

[@insertnamehere5809]

You'll need to be a transsexual for that to happen

[@GreenHornet553]

The way Jim speaks of this idea so candidly is what makes it so funny.

[@TheRealJadeSpade]

Scratch that- I listened to this 4-5 times and still laughed.

[@MrScurv]

Gotcha gotcha

[@phibeslives4048]

The part about having strange women nurse the children for two weeks made me cringe, ha ha. Soooo fucked up.

[@tarrasque419]

***** hahaha

[@alexj5298]

+Phibes Lives Nice Rich Evans profile picture, hahahaha.

[@diegoyotta]

I’d watch that

[@duncanedwards6461]

"and 2 weeks later". Best line 😆

[@turner45555]

i wanna show this to a psychiatrist and see they what they say

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

"This is fucking hilarious."

[@andrewptob]

This had me howling.

[@DerekEveroski]

NBC will love this! this needs to go on 60 min then let them know...

[@thrashmetalfiend]

Between this bit and the Uncle Paul character, Jim Norton is one of the most disgusting yet hilarious comedians today.

[@AgainstTheGrain1976]

I would watch that show.

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

When the parents are signing standard documents at the hospital to admit the pregnant wife...they sneak in a document that legally says the parents cannot sue anyone for the psychological and emotional damage they're about to suffer :)

[@MrHyjacker]

listen to this segemnt when he it was aired and i was loling at work

[@tonyreyes3780]

Jimmy is the original “it’s just a prank, bro” pioneer

[@jlshel42]

Wonder how many of the Philly crowd called Gregg after this aired

[@ArkonBlade]

I would pay to see this

[@blindthrall]

"Um...to honor all the new babies." Fuck. Yes.

[@gspendlove]

Christ, I wish I had some artistic ability. I'd paint a promo poster for this show with Yaphet Kotto with a big shiteating grin on his face, Kathy Bates and Taylor Swift dressed up as nurses, Ricky Gervais dressed up as an orderly, a lion with a bloody diaper in its mouth, weeping parents....

[@diichertz1]

How can anyone improv like this?

[@robrick9361]

Decades of depression and self-loathing mixed with failure and sexual perversion.

[@KC-bg1th]

The tag line is fucking amazing.

[@blindthrall]

"We have people take care of them." Who else immediately thought of Uncle Paul?

[@robrick9361]

YEEEEEEEEEEAH We wuz getting to knows each udders

[@unitexconquer375]

Jim your so damned underated

[@TimothyDonaghue]

i spat my pizza onto my screen when jimmy said "we incinerated 'em" lol referring to the burned up babies

[@alexandergiandettore]

Why hasn’t NBC picked this up yet?

[@bobobandy9382]

Hilarious little detail that he doesn't even say "cremated" but "incinerated."

[@HellaBass]

Thnx for subbing!

[@matthewlong6576]

Rip Torn plays the lion

[@a.graham7979]

"Tina Fey, maybe? They love her at NBC." - Opie interrupting Jimmy to add a completely unfunny suggestion to his absurd scenario. Did he think that would help?

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

You're Baby's DEA:D

[@tendrel_sound]

D E A D:

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Did Cokelogic do this one?

[@pennyroyaltea89]

LIGHTEN UP HERES YOUR KID!

[@urabusxrw04]

glad opie was here to add fucking nothing

[@Demendred]

Oh my god, my baby is dead!.....Wait, are you Nigel Planer?

[@tdata545]

THANK YOU. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS BIT AND COULDN'T REMEMBER THE SHOW NAME, AND IT WAS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. Also, James is a monster, thank god Comedy was a success for him. Since between childhood stories, stories he makes up in characters, and show pitches. I feel like we'd at least have a very interesting serial killer on our hands. They could call him Jackie the Choke Man. Since apparently "Jack" is an acceptable nickname for JAMES. There's a british Comic named Jack Dees who's real name is James, not a "John" to be found in his full name.

[@blackpilledmisanthrope2276]

I went to get a marmalade...

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Certainly would’ve peaked during the American abortion protests in 2022 if it existed

[@MrHyjacker]

it was*

[@leemcqueen500]

Who's laugh is that at 2:31?

[@Reviresco]

Travis.

[@premium2681]

Oofa oofa

[@liquidalloy]

Are you sure a lion ate them? it might've been Bob Kelly. booooooooo my joke stinks!

[@denmac19]

Your self-effacing humor makes you quite the catch, though.

[@bodhisattva71]

Jesus,Jimmy's low tone voice is too creepy while he delivers his pitch.

[@trumpphenom8150]

What would it take for yimmy to be my hetero life-mate?

[@coolboy5245]

He would need to be hetero

[@teddykgb7575]

This wrong and hilarious at the same time.