Opie and Anthony: Jim Norton, Single and Lonely

[@terraLiquidus]

"I just want to hug someone" Me too Jim, me too.

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

ooh i hope it got better dude ; (

[@artielarengano9287]

@@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn it was a 7 year comment and I know it dosent get better

[@SuperDuperCool23]

Jim Norton is one of the most interesting individuals I've ever come across. At times Jim makes you feel like this Radio show saved his life, Poor Yimmy

[@rowdy1467]

It probably did.

[@BroadStBully28]

he’s really not

[@autobot69000]

i love the loneliness discussions on the show.

[@FireLightning16]

He looks like a younger Buzz from Home Alone.

[@nakata023]

Bob Kelly actually gives a great advice.

[@paulthoresen8241]

Yeah not bad for a booger-rolling sink-fucker

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

@@paulthoresen8241 LMAO

[@FlashCave31]

@@paulthoresen8241 😂

[@jefflandreneau7027]

Bobby is adorable

[@evansgate]

he's escaping a world of pain too. he's just spouting his therapists advice.

[@bigtime8924]

“They get to watch a movie from front to end.” -Bobby Kelly

[@williamrusso3130]

He realized he was about to say "front to back"

[@JCSosa-vk8lr]

Jim is my favorite person ever

[@NJ-os3rn]

Being alone provides some of the best introspection that is available.

[@texboyporsche944]

This never gets old. Jim is speaking my mind

[@dborey87]

This is so true it hurts

[@claymationwaves]

walking arm in arm with her while she smile at a guy 30 feet away he turns as he smiles.... YOU THINK I DONT NOTICE THAT BITCH!!!!! FUUUUCCCKKKKKKK

[@neocanis9322]

This is a little too real.

[@sdry]

Ikr. All that nice guy stuff doesn't get you anywhere.

[@robrick9361]

@@sdry And then when the nice guys get realistic, they suddenly get labelled as fake by the very same women who rejected them for being nice. The self fulfilling prophecy completes itself.

[@briancannon3987]

No such thing

[@LivingBGLegend]

Gosh darn it, kicks the rocks and dust poofs as I turn away and walk to no where

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Or they weren't nice to begin with​@@robrick9361

[@InsideUCLA71]

This is so real.

[@Tomscot545]

This clip has Opie doing a good job with the small jokes.

[@mightymoeish]

Okay? A rare occasion when he's able to talk without being annoying or ruining the bit? What a low low bar for a job paying millions

[@codygreene9067]

This and the clip of them talking about the guy throwing his gf off the cruise ship are rare examples of Opie doing his job well on O&A. These instances were way too few and far between. He spent most of the show’s life ruining good bits and fucking up the momentum of the show.

[@chilliwraslin2510]

"I want a nice guy....SHUTUPPP!" 😂

[@Gotit4thaaL0]

Fucking LIARS

[@smithcorona3947]

on a real note its crazy how as men we get almost zero affection. when jim said he wanted someone to hug him im like same

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

I'd hug u but then we'd be gæy. But I feel ya bro.

[@clwww]

I can relate to Jim on so many levels

[@williamrusso3130]

1:08 Luckily for him, he got halfway there over a decade later.

[@johnbrewer62]

Most of us wouldn’t be happy with what he now has..

[@williamrusso3130]

@@johnbrewer62 Of course. Preferably, I'd want a gal with a dick smaller than mine.

[@Don-mp6pq]

​@@johnbrewer62 most people with a brain wouldnt get close to that thing

[@DanniDolphin]

Love you jimmy

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

jim is 100% right

[@theafflictionvhs17]

Without a doubt.

[@astrotrain1975]

It's funny because it's true.

[@alexyulchiev2887]

I fuckin love this man

[@KAD10895]

Jim's a lovable feller

[@bluedragonrob1]

This was AMAZING.

[@theafflictionvhs17]

It truly is, he’s so right it’s frightening.

[@mohitthapa7064]

Being alone fucking suckssss.

[@lemonhead-eu2yx]

"bunch of liars" holy relatable

[@squeegybeckinhyme]

I'd have lunch with Jim! :)

[@napukapu]

You didn't address what I said. Pass.

[@napukapu]

They really are so fucking stupid and not realizing they're stupid is a part of being stupid. Ruined my day.

[@peepantsthehobo]

SqueegyBex I apologize on behalf of the internet. Have a good day.

[@peepantsthehobo]

***** Dude come on this is why you are single and alone, or used to be, or are going to be. That and the chemicals in our food, water and air... but that is besides the point.

[@napukapu]

***** It's really hopeless trying to explain these dense shitheads the hypocrisy of their thinking. SqueegyBex has had probably at least ten nameless Jim Norton's wander into her life which she has immediately dismissed as weirdos or losers. All women want is fame and money.

[@zm1786]

now jim is happily married to a wonderful trans woman

[@turboash78]

100% fact.

[@lamolambda8349]

If you're as ugly as Norton I guess.

[@naylik2562]

@@lamolambda8349 you probably look like bob kelly the fuck are you even on about

[@NYMAN110]

Jim’s the best 😂

[@KortovElphame]

Poor Yimmy 😥

[@axelsxnumba1fan]

I'll go out with Jimmy.

[@L_Valentino]

That picture of a young Doug Bell tho

[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

1:08

[@mattmurray517]

HEELSTEVEN MAGGLE so true

[@derekgleeson1353]

Who'd want to go out to lunch with someone who won't have a single glass of wine or a beer?

[@geezusuck]

I disagree, you can share rest stop stories over a cup of coffee just as fine as with alcohol.

[@Madinnit09]

Yeah Jimmy is a creep and a bore at the same time. Terrible combination.

[@derekgleeson1353]

@@geezusuck maybe you can....

[@geezusuck]

@@derekgleeson1353 yes that's what I'm saying

[@lfkk4640]

Truth. It does not work. It really doesn't. 😆😆😆😆😪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ppmalmsteen]

Can someone just hug me? :D

[@alldetected3106]

I could get into a relationship if I wanted to by the end of the week. I may be over exaggerating but that's the type of confidence you need. I feel like Jimmy feels weird telling a chick what he wants out of their relationship. He might not be open enough.

[@josephoutward]

1:08 🤣

[@mrkrinkle72]

I've been treated like a shit scraper by women all my life, why? NICE!!!!!!!!!! Women LOATHE nice, decent men!

[@chifour66]

+mrkrinkle72 I'm a woman, I'll cosign that. But it's not quite true-women want nice guys, but they don't really respect them.

[@paulthoresen8241]

Bill is an odd name for a woman

[@mightymoeish]

Guys gotta learn. What you want, and what women want, is not creepy or nice. Those are both putting her above you. You want to be assertive and dominant. Don't ask them out to lunch. Say, "you're having lunch with me tomorrow. Need a pickup or you got your own ride?" Stuff like that.

[@edwardjones2202]

Sure mate

[@Canadian_Cult_Classics]

@@edwardjones2202 This shmoe gives me rhino with no peripheral vision vibes. What an animal

[@neo_the_one5891]

Ok buddy

[@willissudweeks1050]

Absolutely not. This has never and will never work for you.

[@mightymoeish]

@@edwardjones2202 I've banged a decent number of women, and none of them ever wanted to plan the date. They rarely invite me places in the beginning. If young men want to learn to get laid, they have to learn to lead. Not beg for shit dates like yimmy norton. How am i wrong?

[@anthonysouthard5572]

This is actually beautifully poignant.

[@josephrubio3714]

Jimmy is two chromosome sharper then bobo.

[@chriswilliam6751]

*than

[@louis3141]

Fuck this is so relatable

[@Thirtiesguy]

Jimmy needs to listen to Tom Lykis.

[@AlbertV90]

Norton hates Tom Lykis