Day in the life of platonic friends (part 3)

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Күн бұрын

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@FSM_shady
@FSM_shady 5 ай бұрын
“Raising a child that’s likely yours” is definitely weird to me💀
@YRO.
@YRO. 5 ай бұрын
That's just being a good platonic father
@scoob892
@scoob892 5 ай бұрын
Skill issue 😒
@victormartinez6974
@victormartinez6974 5 ай бұрын
You’re toxic and insecure
@Beresunablle
@Beresunablle 5 ай бұрын
Raising a child that is likely yours is definitely not weird to me
@nolaughingmatter
@nolaughingmatter 3 ай бұрын
Just love how much their respective partners tolerate
@RoyalFamilyNegotiator
@RoyalFamilyNegotiator 5 ай бұрын
The fact that they went out like that in public 😂
@Supermateo97
@Supermateo97 5 ай бұрын
That’s why Content Machine is the 🐐
@King_of_Ducks000
@King_of_Ducks000 5 ай бұрын
​@@Supermateo97 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
@sciencecompliance235
@sciencecompliance235 5 ай бұрын
Normal LA outing.
@javiersds8081
@javiersds8081 5 ай бұрын
Totally! I forgot for a moment that, even though it's fiction, the outfits are real 😂.
@fabriziobarone5933
@fabriziobarone5933 5 ай бұрын
It's a normal day in LA
@aspoon1
@aspoon1 5 ай бұрын
The Dr. Shaboinky cameo is always welcome
@alvarocopier9522
@alvarocopier9522 5 ай бұрын
The best part is that it makes sense that he is a gynecologist
@Grippy_Gaming
@Grippy_Gaming 3 ай бұрын
@@alvarocopier9522he is every type of doctor
@jeewa7114
@jeewa7114 5 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think this isn't a skit anymore
@vx1014
@vx1014 5 ай бұрын
Glad to know um not the only one thinking that
@altucrix6959
@altucrix6959 5 ай бұрын
@@vx1014Nah bruh 51 seconds I don’t see anything covering her breasts bro I think she’s actually flashing him
@MiguelMangwiro
@MiguelMangwiro 5 ай бұрын
Bro just saw her boobs
@i_do.not-care_abt.your-opinion
@i_do.not-care_abt.your-opinion 3 ай бұрын
​@@vx1014 ikr I feel like they're in a relationship or something
@billcipher1523
@billcipher1523 5 ай бұрын
Wow they're such good friends
@SakuraBlossom9107
@SakuraBlossom9107 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@erichu1935
@erichu1935 4 ай бұрын
they ain’t friends they platonic friends
@tammycole8003
@tammycole8003 2 ай бұрын
They are 'good friends '
@ironiedusort
@ironiedusort 2 ай бұрын
@billcipher1523 At this point...I can't believe they STILL believe they're "platonic". More like delusional🤣😂
@KishorTwist
@KishorTwist Ай бұрын
With massive benefits.
@Supermateo97
@Supermateo97 5 ай бұрын
“No idea who the father is.” Yeah. Ok.
@Clasam09
@Clasam09 5 ай бұрын
They did mention it's their 9 month Friendaversary.
@djay6847
@djay6847 5 ай бұрын
@@Clasam09 your the new matpat
@MrMedmechanic
@MrMedmechanic 5 ай бұрын
Tyler lived all his life to supervise that thing really well
@captainpoppleton
@captainpoppleton 5 ай бұрын
It's important to be involved in the feeding process.
@ollysombrero8427
@ollysombrero8427 5 ай бұрын
Repackaging proneboning as a bestie massage is peak "gawd there's nothing going on between us. he's just a brother to me." When they get bestie-divorced, his girlfriend might find it weird again.
@cerenyldz2754
@cerenyldz2754 21 күн бұрын
Bestie-divorce for the part 4 please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@jusdef07
@jusdef07 5 ай бұрын
Y'all wrong for JaQuarius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wilhy7265
@wilhy7265 5 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@phantomunspectr8185
@phantomunspectr8185 5 ай бұрын
@@wilhy7265 It's a black name
@SirKata
@SirKata 5 ай бұрын
​@@phantomunspectr8185 It's not, it's completely fabricated.
@freeagent_girl23
@freeagent_girl23 4 ай бұрын
lol
@benzelfranklin
@benzelfranklin 4 ай бұрын
@@SirKatayeah, okayyyyyyyy 😂
@muhahill3566
@muhahill3566 5 ай бұрын
His gf is such a hater how dare she stand in the way of their friendship and that baby’s happiness smh
@afish12
@afish12 5 ай бұрын
“This kid’s definitely not going hungry” 😋
@jayhawker2363
@jayhawker2363 5 ай бұрын
0:38 In the background, I wonder if they were asking her about the outfit or the fake baby 😅
@alexeecs
@alexeecs 4 ай бұрын
Oh I didn't notice that lol. I wonder what he's actually saying into the phone, could make it extra weird to onlookers
@vedantmo.3140
@vedantmo.3140 5 ай бұрын
They should make a video on how they dont get socially anxious
@TheClintonio
@TheClintonio 5 ай бұрын
It's easy; lose all sense of shame and embarrassment through either copius alcohol or drug consumption or through repeat social incidents until you're desensitised. I did both, literally only get social anxiety when giving work presentations now.
@DogesBasement
@DogesBasement 5 ай бұрын
Experience and a bit of the right mindset
@gizmo-7q
@gizmo-7q 3 ай бұрын
"I closely supervised the feeding"💀
@ShadyRonin
@ShadyRonin 5 ай бұрын
So nice to see such a healthy example of platonic friendship
@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 5 ай бұрын
This seems like a case where they say "We are just friends." And you're just like "But *why* are you just friends? You obviously want to be with each other as much as a married couple. At this point you not dating is illogical."
@Berserker3624
@Berserker3624 4 ай бұрын
Cus they’re millennials and verbally committing is hard a thing for those kind of ‘people’
@No-et7ly
@No-et7ly 2 ай бұрын
Yeah thats the joke 😊
@marceejohnson4113
@marceejohnson4113 5 ай бұрын
They all are hilarious but this is the one right here!!! LMAOOOOOOO
@brianmcg321
@brianmcg321 5 ай бұрын
Nothing better than a platonic baby.
@KashTheKingYT
@KashTheKingYT 5 ай бұрын
i love this series
@homosapien6031
@homosapien6031 5 ай бұрын
Same here
@xiphossigil8302
@xiphossigil8302 5 ай бұрын
She got them the matching clothes for their 9th month friend-iversary meaning Jaquarius was conceived during their first meeting 💀
@imperatorgub6681
@imperatorgub6681 5 ай бұрын
You guys are such an inspiration. I'm going to show all my boys this so we can have platonic relationships just as fulfilling as this one is!
@donaldsinate2201
@donaldsinate2201 5 ай бұрын
The best friendship ever💀
@bordergore1395
@bordergore1395 5 ай бұрын
"this kid's not getting hungry"😂
@-j1170
@-j1170 5 ай бұрын
Babe don't even worry about him we're just friends! Them:
@johannfrederichk3473
@johannfrederichk3473 5 ай бұрын
0:26 WE KEEPING UP THE MEWING STREAK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@jmacosta
@jmacosta 5 ай бұрын
Jaquarius is in for a totally ambiguous childhood.
@Shygun12
@Shygun12 3 ай бұрын
“We find out that Chole is pregnant” YOUR DONE ifykyk
@TheNonameHousehold
@TheNonameHousehold 5 ай бұрын
"This kids not going hungry" bro... 😑😅🤣
@BRUH-ne2zf
@BRUH-ne2zf 5 ай бұрын
LMAO THEY WENT OUTSIDE LIKE THAT
@basicallyph0r
@basicallyph0r 5 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking. Aint no way 💀
@Skaxarrat
@Skaxarrat 5 ай бұрын
Saying "Raising a child with your friend and moving with her" is a true sign of red flag.
@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye
@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye 5 ай бұрын
No, it's not. I do it all the time.
@ThyRandomPerson
@ThyRandomPerson 5 ай бұрын
“Let’s just say this kids not going hungry” 😭
@simonbrown963
@simonbrown963 5 ай бұрын
“Let’s just say this kids not going hungry”
@Grasslander
@Grasslander 5 ай бұрын
I do enjoy this look into the Canadian lifestyle
@friendofvinnie
@friendofvinnie 2 ай бұрын
This lady is amazing 😍
@davidarnold9324
@davidarnold9324 27 күн бұрын
What a lovely platonic family!
@hfalco1093
@hfalco1093 5 ай бұрын
Tyler definitely writes these skits by himself💀💀
@clauaome25
@clauaome25 5 ай бұрын
Not the matching outfits with your faces on them. LMAO
@lavanniarajalingam50
@lavanniarajalingam50 5 ай бұрын
These guys keep getting weirder and weirder and i am here for it
@NicBob89
@NicBob89 5 ай бұрын
I’m definitely naming my son jequarious
@slamdunktiger
@slamdunktiger 5 ай бұрын
OBGYN WAS DR SHABOINKEY TOO~!!!!!$!@$@!$
@Rexatronix1324
@Rexatronix1324 4 ай бұрын
They seem to be very good friends
@Jo_Zl
@Jo_Zl 5 ай бұрын
Been seeing you guys in Grammarly and other ads, cool.
@AnotherAnonymousMan
@AnotherAnonymousMan 5 ай бұрын
Friendship goals!
@DavidandJaNeairJohnson
@DavidandJaNeairJohnson 5 ай бұрын
Jaquarius is crazy😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ianpgmusicfanfictionart
@ianpgmusicfanfictionart 5 ай бұрын
Very good friends
@marsella527
@marsella527 5 ай бұрын
Smoothest baby delivery I've ever seen
@Inferno45
@Inferno45 5 ай бұрын
“Jaquarius” 😂😂
@fjdkfdfjdf33
@fjdkfdfjdf33 5 ай бұрын
We all need more platonic friends!
@pegazrap4399
@pegazrap4399 4 ай бұрын
As someone from Poland I can say this is TRUE
@dylreesYT
@dylreesYT 2 ай бұрын
This is the stupidest $#!T I love this channel
@DaFunny_Guy
@DaFunny_Guy 5 ай бұрын
0:50 i dont even think i need to say it... Edit: Damn I'm still getting likes
@evilistic3464
@evilistic3464 4 ай бұрын
It's like FRIENDS all over again
@LILITHSPOT
@LILITHSPOT 5 ай бұрын
I bet you he supervised the feeding better then my teacher getting mad at me for forgetting the mass of the sun
@pakoswine4560
@pakoswine4560 3 ай бұрын
This is genuinely the funniest shit on the internet and its gotten concerning how this starts too feel less and less like a skit every part 💀though the lack of baby fat and the baby lowkey lookin like a doll definitely reassures me this is hopefully still a skit
@엔득
@엔득 2 ай бұрын
Historians: "They were best friends"
@DrabPlays
@DrabPlays 5 ай бұрын
I wanna give that message.
@serenitygilles7064
@serenitygilles7064 5 ай бұрын
I want a guy to massage me like that lol
@AajKaArjun87
@AajKaArjun87 5 ай бұрын
Jaquarius 😂😂😂 Oh, noooooo 😂😂😂
@F15ESTRIKEEAGLE-iw9nl
@F15ESTRIKEEAGLE-iw9nl 5 ай бұрын
“Jaquarius” 💀💀💀
@KhmerTarotReading
@KhmerTarotReading 2 ай бұрын
I think the wine is the culprit 😂
@danielj3010
@danielj3010 5 ай бұрын
Blessed to have platonic friends.
@NinjaTime2
@NinjaTime2 5 ай бұрын
Is nobody toning to talk about how he closely supervises the feeding (he’s not going hungry either) 0:51
@chiefenumclaw7960
@chiefenumclaw7960 5 ай бұрын
Them 40H's want JaQuarius baby daddy, & Peter from accounting to raise it.
@leaodoproerdmaconheiro5203
@leaodoproerdmaconheiro5203 4 ай бұрын
I am drunk as fuck and i like this video
@mikeg.5140
@mikeg.5140 5 ай бұрын
That escalated quickly...
@stephaniesiegrist7583
@stephaniesiegrist7583 5 ай бұрын
It’s giving Polin 😂
@NewbieXDYT
@NewbieXDYT Күн бұрын
0:51 we definitely now what he's looking at ☠️
@22lives11
@22lives11 5 ай бұрын
Tried doing this with my best friend, currently typing this from a manhole...
@mrf17
@mrf17 5 ай бұрын
How’s he just in Clapham junction like that
@IMAFATTIEEEEE
@IMAFATTIEEEEE 2 ай бұрын
Closely supervised💀💀💀
@No--bodylikesme
@No--bodylikesme 5 ай бұрын
This kid is not going hungry💀
@HouseOfGlitch
@HouseOfGlitch 5 ай бұрын
WE’RE GOING TO BE A FAMILY WITH THIS ONE‼️
@subhadityabasu9224
@subhadityabasu9224 5 ай бұрын
9 month frendiversary....delivers a baby
@RealKorean
@RealKorean 5 ай бұрын
This some Maury shit LOL
@thebigcnel
@thebigcnel 3 ай бұрын
Jaquarius lmao
@OV-10
@OV-10 5 ай бұрын
0:51 very dedicated to the skit
@codenamejd5371
@codenamejd5371 4 ай бұрын
That's me😂
@theg0dseye388
@theg0dseye388 5 ай бұрын
0:47 At Here I completely agree that this is the best and *Perfect Platonic friendship...What a Cute PLATONIC FRIENDS !* 😢😂🤣
5 ай бұрын
I need some time to process this😂 but jaquarius tho
@treeboi2129
@treeboi2129 7 күн бұрын
9 month anniversary proceeds to give birth🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@crismon_taylor8
@crismon_taylor8 5 ай бұрын
Platonic Day…… OMG HOW MANY KIDS ARE THERE?!?!😱😱💀💀
@Cyber_banana21
@Cyber_banana21 4 ай бұрын
45th second my favorite wish could be me
@alejandrooceguera4656
@alejandrooceguera4656 3 ай бұрын
Jaquarious grows up to be a neeeeeeerd
@KaviSuperTuber
@KaviSuperTuber 5 ай бұрын
Under 1 hour team😁😁😎😎😎
@DiaryOfDiamond
@DiaryOfDiamond 5 ай бұрын
The baby name is crazy 😂
@GenericMedusa99
@GenericMedusa99 5 ай бұрын
i like to see more of Dr Shaboinky
@kgat4294967296
@kgat4294967296 2 ай бұрын
Oh it is a reborn doll. In the vikings video it looked like a real newborn. 😅
@muhahill3566
@muhahill3566 5 ай бұрын
Never let your gf stand in the way of you and your bestie’s happiness 😤
@Lookingforlore
@Lookingforlore 11 күн бұрын
0:14 gee, wonder how THAT happened!
@nicholasfields8082
@nicholasfields8082 5 ай бұрын
Their just friends 😂
@vikkris
@vikkris 5 ай бұрын
Closely supervise the feeding 😉
@danieladams1752
@danieladams1752 5 ай бұрын
Raising a child that’s likely yours: 🚩
@summerreed3688
@summerreed3688 5 ай бұрын
Nu uh, this couple exists, I've seen it!! 🤣😅smh
@todd3143
@todd3143 5 ай бұрын
jaquarius might get platonically picked on a lot with that name
@michaelflynn6952
@michaelflynn6952 5 ай бұрын
dr shaboinky spotted actually being a doctor
@randolphdavidson3225
@randolphdavidson3225 5 ай бұрын
Thats why he has his platonic friend. She just gets it you know?
@CaptainPlasma21
@CaptainPlasma21 5 күн бұрын
CLOSELY supervise the feeding 💦
@blurabbit6476
@blurabbit6476 5 ай бұрын
Today I learn Platonic Family
@badnai
@badnai 5 ай бұрын
are they in real together?
@ironiedusort
@ironiedusort 2 ай бұрын
Why am I now seeing there's a part 3???!!
@your_girl007
@your_girl007 5 ай бұрын
I think I know them in real life
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