Step dads vs Real dads (very based)

[@Blippyboi]

Bro I love how at the end I thought they were gonna give a good message and then they said " Then I met your damn mother" lol

[@GooglerPraveen]

He did give a good message "never trust women"

[@Leanzazzy]

​@@GooglerPraveenChase success, then women will chase you.

[@Grasslander]

THAT IS THE MESSAGE!!!

[@FreeminderXIII]

The real dad seems like a jerk but he's keeping it real lol

[@psybientgrove7287]

They?

[@ggbpartystarter5958]

My father last words in the hospital, "I've done everything I want and I regret nothing, I would do it again." Sometime still miss that asshole.

[@MemeRat07]

That’s deep bro😢

[@ggbpartystarter5958]

Ik, my therapist started to cry too.

[@Player456-k1b]

My type a guy

[@Polskie573]

hes the man, man

[@Optimumprime728]

@@ggbpartystarter5958you father W

'You think she likes older men'. ?!? bros got some competition 😭🙏🙏🙏

[@MelonMemies]

*I am Melon,*

[@bhasma262]

​@@MelonMemies "Melooon "

[@Digitalknifeparty]

“I actually experimented with a guy in college….four time thing. Not for me” bro what? 😂😂😂

[@MelonMemies]

*I am Melon,*

[@mauro27279]

He's either really gay and trying to hide it or he's blatantly bi but isn't trying to hide it.

[@telepath-1131]

I am Melon Lord! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

[@yeet6362]

He just had to make quadruple sure he wasn't gay. XDDD

[@yeet6362]

@Richdragon4 XDDDDD Yeah. 1000%

[@adityatoppo7809]

real dad either turns u into a great person or gives u a chronic PTSD 50/50😂

[@xS3T0x]

I'm 50/50 of both 😂

[@khalidgattas7429]

Yep it is 50/50 But 51 if he is in finance

[@TheThrivingTherapsid]

"I'm proud to be your son" "well son, you took the words straight out of my mouth. I'm ashamed to be your father!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoa5kGWZpselmNE

[@StrongestsaiyanCole]

What if its a 90 for not and 10 for prsd🤔

[@tristanband4003]

Nah he just ruins you. He never loved you and was incapable of love.

[@nugget7579]

I was NOT ready for the real dad to spit facts like that

[@harsh3948]

Because real dads keep it real and are actually interested in your well being, not tolerating you just so they can get into your mom’s pants

[@fdhhdhdueve8222]

Lmao

[@taliagmail.com2005]

i wasnt expectin the stpe dadto be the nice one lol

[@Darkenblood79]

Naw the step dad is actually my dad while the real father is my stepdad 😂

[@EJofLA]

Great one. I didn't have a step dad, but my dad would vascillate between the two kinds depending on his mood lol. When he was in a good mood I could do no wrong. Bad mood- I could do no right.

[@nazaninsoltanpour6254]

Yup,likewise, although his bad moods are few and far between I adore him so much😊❤

[@EJofLA]

@@nazaninsoltanpour6254 Yes same with my dad!

[@StrongestsaiyanCole]

My dad in a nutshell

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

It's called inconsistent parenting. You're probably more fucked up than you realize, because it's controlling your subconscious mind.

[@balintszabo592]

"Perfectly balanced...As all things should be."

[@Polar45870]

Real dad truly flopped his redemption arc jusg to hate on his wife😂

[@Berserker3624]

Now that’s a real dad

[@JoybuzzerX]

That's what divorce does to you 😛

[@GooglerPraveen]

Damn the real dad is the REAL dad

[@Bluzlbee]

ya never talk to again after moving out dad dad

[@ayushsinha4545]

Totally relatable on that real dad

[@mani3390]

Yes man, never trust a woman

[@titanus261]

Totally unrelatable on real dad

[@peterpaleczny7906]

Only thing off about the real dad is he doesn’t have a beer belly and a five o clock shadow

[@harsh3948]

He works out and plays football, of course a few beers can’t hurt

[@Lilomen__Uzumaki]

Nah my step dad was a retired military man boy he trained me a about life and made me tough I used to hate that but now I realised how it really helped me in my life. He left us in covid. He made me realise how I love my country and joined US Airforce as officer to continue his legacy.

[@kiryuchansboyfriend]

Respect to your step dad. Sounds like a good man.

[@masterd.2002]

Would be different, if it was a (step)-daughter.

[@killstrike505]

she would have been like "hi step daddy"

[@khalidgattas7429]

Omg yes please Next video please

[@89playstation65]

Intro to pornhub starts playing.... Oh comeon....i know that's what you all are thinking. You dirty minds.

[@jessicahicks2691]

@@khalidgattas7429🙁

[@I-is-Vee]

@@killstrike505as a step daughter that is very incorrect

[@sonya5043]

Says "I would disown you if you were gay." But then says, "don't trust women." lol

[@bloodrinker]

idk maybe he wants him to be aroace

[@jasoncoopersmith]

I don’t know why listening to this video on repeat in my car is so hilariously therapeutic

[@alexandreazevedo9906]

Mom and dad energy

[@firecats5566]

1:16 “Here, I got you this shirt”💀😭🙏

[@DavidShgo]

Real dads, stepdads... Never had any of those. Do I regret it? No. Because now I know what I was lacking when I was younger. And I want to be a genuine good father for my future child.

[@Pix3lB]

Godspeed brother

[@elishaj2977]

Absolute king here.

[@MeganKugs]

And that’s exactly the kind of attitude that has you on the path to being a genuinely good father 💜

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

That’s the spirit!

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Looks like mom upgraded

[@cpayne3]

Alpha breed, beta plead

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

@@cpayne3 And bitches make KZbin comments like those

[@enesutku34]

​@@cpayne3 Alpha fucks Beta bucks

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Honestly, you need both of those types of influences to a certain degree to be well balanced.

[@mohammedjafer9265]

Mother and the father balances the child

[@Burgereater46]

Maybe not the glass of wine but yea

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

@@mohammedjafer9265 100%

[@alexandreazevedo9906]

​@@mohammedjafer9265 absolutely

[@wetwillyis_1881]

“Get your head out of the clouds, dumbass!” To this day, those are the most loving words my father ever told me, too.

[@MelonMemies]

*I am Melon,*

[@Grasslander]

Come for the dad, stay for the king!

[@profmerlinpants]

Seriously? Sorry man.

[@divinusnobilite]

True. Honesty can be one of the purest forms of love.

[@Beresunablle]

Good advise

[@jan-owennugent1932]

A lot of stepdads acted like the real dad when I was growing up.

[@ИльяЗаболотный-е5м]

You had a lot of them?

[@Ha1denLee]

Both my father and my stepdad of almost 10 years left me

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

Do you want a digital hug?

[@Ha1denLee]

​@@anonymouscausewhynot 🥲

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

@@Ha1denLee *hugs you*

[@zeminoid]

Hey, your father who art in heaven and you will never leave you, you can go to him and he'll receive you with open arms, his love is unfathomable and sublime, nothing nor anyone can fill the void in your heart but Christ! Seek him with sincerity and you shall find him.

[@Ha1denLee]

​@@zeminoid Could've just said "There's always our heavenly Father"

[@TheSmokedIrises]

Ok... so the perfect combo is actually something in between these two lol

[@TheNonameHousehold]

This definitely had a little too close to home for some people, so glad I still got my loving dad♡

[@BunchoBananas30]

My dad acts like the stepfather and he's my biological dad

[@johnleecobain7249]

Never felt attacked by a Content Machine skit before. But...yeah, here we are.

[@therealbreaduck]

You know what we need? A part 2

[@yeet6362]

Ngl. My Mum was like the "Real Dad" and My biological Dad was like the "Step Dad", with a slight mix of the "Real Dad". Lol

[@MaciplierTheSecond]

i get that too man but sometimes it's both for me lol

[@ratee7]

1:56 that's honestly such a 'real dad' line

[@ib5995]

Raising someone else child, not even once

[@aaryangupta1219]

underrated comment. true content machine fan.

[@keith3761]

even better if you can get some other sucker to raise your kid!

[@tobiakilo3413]

😂😂😂

[@Beresunablle]

What if the mom was super hot?

[@keith3761]

@@Beresunablle Lie to her, hit it and quit it. You dont buy the dealership test car.

[@kJohnE345]

I'm a huge fan and love your content. Also Tyler, anyone every tell you you have Korean Look-a-like in Jung Il-Woo.

[@Fred_the_tower]

😂😂😂 "and look what happened" 😂😂😂

[@jalucard1891]

He’s acting that real dad part out VERY REALISTICALLY ( sweating and unshaven too)

[@MagisterV224]

I think a perfect blend of 50/50 between these two makes an excellent role model.

[@donaldtrump5410]

The real dad always giving good advice

[@CloudSephiroth]

“Being a step-dad… not even once. 😡”

[@DanIsDelayed]

I would love to see what a manscape ad would look like from these guys

[@molecularsamm7899]

I laughed so much and cried buckets simultaneously 😂😭😭

[@mn01_]

And real dad is still the favorite somehow

[@Jay42207]

he spits straight facts and doesn't coddle you. If u had one you'd get it

[@mn01_]

@@Jay42207 I had a dad like that’s why I know he’s still the favorite, genius.

[@HangMrH]

two dads actually love the boy, now that's cool

[@ElliotHogan-x5k]

The step dad is a lot like my real dad. A great dad!

[@tobrik46]

I misread the real dad and stepdad text and now the video has a whole different meaning to me

[@DallyLama93]

I love how he picks up random clothes and says here's your present 😅

[@EyaadRafeek]

end had me fooled 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@aRandomPerson8015]

I never got to actually have a dad, my mom cut me off from my dad entirely at 5 but before that I rarely got to see him and he was like the step-dad in the video, I don’t necessarily MISS him but still. I had 2 step-dads and the first one was rough and always busy but the times I got to spend with him, he mostly payed his attention to my mom and not me but when he did pay attention to me, I either loved it or hated it. My 2nd step-dad I’ve only known for about 2 weeks and he is like the stepdad in the video except he makes jokes about punching me and that he’s allergic to me, but it’s all jokes, so it’s good.

[@JessiD-111]

Your mom cut you off...? Why didn't you reach out to him?

[@aRandomPerson8015]

@@JessiD-111 i didn’t miss him much and I just forgot. Also he has another girlfriend now and yeah.

[@DavidPackouz]

That real dad needs some therapy with Dr Shaboinky

[@shlokhoms8081]

I'm so happy i discovered this channel 😂😂😂

[@mrslasher1064]

My dad was kinda in the middle He wasn't very strict or harsh,but he wasn't so soft that he coddled me and my brothers,he let us experience things and make mistakes,but he also gave advice and he wasn't afraid to take the wheel if shit got too hairy,especially with my older brother,dad had to drag him out of the police station by his jacket collar more than a few times...

[@Jmpr12]

Real dad’s rule.

[@mauro27279]

A mix of both would be the ultimate dad.

[@OfficalBird_man]

@@mauro27279yes if i could i would want that father

[@30sandrita1]

It's literally like that. I just have to make a decision.

[@narrstilburyxoxo4658]

0:07 Me: *Thinks of Michael Afton working at Fnaf and dying*

[@dylanfitzpatrick9423]

Trusting women, not even once!

[@kuyagoldlink7563]

That ending tho! 😂😅😂

[@lindarazzano6959]

My father was an exceptional man. Tall, strong, brilliant, hardworking, talented, firm, but kind. Never doubted he loved me, even when he was correcting me. He possessed an encyclopedic knowledge base and encouraged a lifelong love of learning. As a civil engineer, there wasn't anything he couldn't fix or build. All of us learned so much from him. He set all of us up for success. I can't relate to the squishy step-dad or the bridge-troll "real dad." They both would have cowered like little puppies around my dad.

[@whyguy2324]

My Dad is simultaneously both.

[@USNavyCadet]

As someone with both a real dad and a step dad, I approve of this message

[@Gummy_Pop.]

I'm the opposite my real dad cared more than my stepdad who constantly stressed me out daily

[@AzaanKhan-t8n]

My stepdad loves me like more then a real dad 🥺

[@tusakovsky]

"You think she likes older men?!?" bro works as the PE teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Ice.muffin]

Dad's got some serious heavy metal energy lmao

[@PhilomathAstrowizard]

I despise my blood father, my stepdad is why I believe in paternal love, he’s a great man ❤

[@panligero]

In my case it was exactly the other way around, my stepdad was kind of, well, an asshole My dad is a lovely man, I couldn't be more grateful to have him

[@alkzavaleta7876]

I was treated the same by both 😂

[@Tha1mikemike]

I wish I had “a” dad.

[@Dude_the_man_69]

The step dad is like my mum and the real dad is like my real dad tbh

[@Ichibuns]

My step dad acted like the "real dad" towards us and was the "step dad" for his own kids. Then our Mom wondered why none of her kids ever visited when we were all moved out.

[@KuyaBJLaurente]

For whatever reason, this kind of depicts my brother in law towards my sister's children. He's the stepdad to my sister's eldest (a son) and the real dad to their 2 younger daughters. He seems to be milder to his stepson but a little gloves off to his own daughters.

[@luciferseventh1679]

1:26 so real 🤣🤣🤣

[@hapithotz]

All this time and I didn’t know I was my kids’ stepdad…

[@HangMrH]

That's just sad

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

​@@HangMrHNot as sad as you.

[@Stepon14YT]

funniest thing is that the real dad hardens you so much barely anything life throws at you hurts.

[@ACMR6297]

Except for the experiment part I’m low key becoming the stepdad in terms of personality 😂 I don’t want to ever be one though 😅

[@1Neck913]

That switch up 🤣

[@timdrum3517]

Better title rich family vs poor family.🎉

[@jkseraphim4]

That would be a great video idea from Content Machine.😊

[@darkmatteranimatoin1797]

1:34 most based thing to come out of the mouth of a father

[@TheForestor]

Of course, a countryballs pfp

[@darkmatteranimatoin1797]

@ so what you are the one with an anime profile sir something that was made for pedofiles

[@kirilll7806]

"most based" 👶🍼

[@darkmatteranimatoin1797]

@@TheForestor says guy with anime profile

[@darkmatteranimatoin1797]

@@kirilll7806 ok lad so give me a reason why disliking gay people is childish?

[@chestersemaver]

2:10 If you want your son to grow up to be a rough SOB, just name him Sue 😅

[@alpal482]

Great scratch really hit the nail on the head.

[@charbelnasr510]

I'd have the real dad over and over 😂😂

[@karmew32]

Based on their personalities, the stepdad is a software developer and the real dad is an offshore oil rig worker.

[@ScytheGremory]

I need a part 2

[@Skaxarrat]

Step dads vs Real dads (very based on reallity) Step dads: I don't know nothing about you. Real dads: I don't know nothing about you.

[@AtheAetheling]

'i experimented in college' Yeah, we can tell.

[@keith3761]

They both have very solid points!!!

[@PyroGaming...]

its like dads dont want to have kids but people without kids want to have kids

[@jayaom4946]

My bio dad and step dad were a little bit like this but reversed.... but Bio Dad didn't show up until I was a teen. Anyway, hahaha!!!!

[@florianpierredumont4775]

My real dad : "You know, son, the more years that past, the more I am sure I wasn't always the best to raise you. But you are still the best thing that happened in my life." Mother and me, thinking he wasn't the best, but he did great anyway : oO"""""

[@henri6595]

Both dads are cool!

[@eeeee64]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

You get your philosophy from Rick Ghastly?

[@alvinmarcovici3556]

and that's exactly why Mommy upgraded.

[@EmTVinfinity]

This is like American dads vs Canadian dads

[@jenniferaragon943]

As a stepmom I can confirm this is true. You should make one showing the mean, unappreciative step kids, who only wish for their real parent, who treats them poorly.

[@kalinaribic6383]

When a step father is more of a father to you than your actual father. Also could you do a female version with how would a step mother would treat her daughter vs how would a real mother would treat her daughter?

[@Nopenze]

yeah it was the exact opposite experience with my stepfather

[@sushobhandash]

Maturity is when you realise the real dad actually, genuinely cares about you , he just doesn't know how to show it .

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

Maturity occurs when you realize you were raised in a dysfunctional family, and you decide to deal with it by getting therapy and seriously working at it.

[@sushobhandash]

@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry didn't get you , were you talking about yourself or me ??

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

@@sushobhandash I was definitely talking about you. "...he just doesn't know how to show it", would indicate that he can't or won't show that he cares, or doesn't care at all. Of course, he may not have developed emotionally during childhood. Maybe you could try talking to him about it. What could he do that would show you that he does care about you? If he's witholding on purpose then that's a very unhealthy power game, and you need to get a professional therapist's advice.

[@sushobhandash]

@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry BRO....WATCH BEFORE YOU SPEAK, MY DAD IS ONE OF THE BEST MEN OUT THEIR. THE MAN DID ALL HE COULD TO MAKE US GOOD HUMAN BEINGS , ALWAYS SUPPORTED US , HE DID HIT US SOMETIMES, BUT WHEN IT WAS OUR FAULT . HE HAD A TOUGH CHILDHOOD HIMSELF, BECAUSE OF HIS MOTHER, BUT HE ALWAYS TRIED AND SUCCEEDED IN BEING A GOOD FATHER. THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CULTURE, WHERE MOTHER IS SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE , DAD HAS ABANDONED THE FAMILY, HAPPENS ONLY IN YOUR SO CALLED GREAT AMERICHAAAAA.

[@sushobhandash]

@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry And a little advice, think twice before assuming the whole world has become a s****ole like the US

[@Slycooper14]

I’m a stepdaughter. Never got to experience real dad, but my stepdad doesn’t play, though. He’ll have the whole house in an uproar when he gets mad. 😅

[@keith3761]

Do day in the life of a hot single Instagram/tinder mom!

[@mr.d8747]

*The end was almost wholesome until the ending*

[@Red-Ronin551]

This is the complete opposite for me, my dad was the freaking GOAT, we played video games all the time, watched anime together, played guitar together, my step dad and mom on the other hand, were the most neglectful, abusive and unlikable douches on the planet, and all because my mom didn’t like that me and my older sister weren’t mixed like she wanted, and I wasn’t reading into anything, she outright hated that we were full white, she even starved and neglected our dogs to the point they were skeletons with overgrown hair and nails, they only cared about my mom’s illegitimate daughter and my step sister, but now with my sister at college I live with my dad and his brother and I took the dogs with me, so now they’re fed and groomed and I don’t have to wake up everyday wishing God sent a lightning bolt to kill me

[@NorbertKa-tx5ei]

The real dad part is relatable. Of course it isn't as bad as real life. But I understand. He doesn't want to be demonetized.

[@tessecube]

The catch is they both love you

[@chrath9789]

tbh, real dad is building character