Chris has a mood swing and cancels the BBC news

[@wurble]

I really wish Rockstar would have got Chris to create a radio station for GTA 5

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Despott YES!!!!

[@PokeDude1995]

It would never happen because it would actually be funny

[@dildonius]

His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.

[@purplepioneer5644]

dildonius what about all the nnn news sections from the day today? They’re bang on

[@findlay1arches]

Omg what an idea

[@danwilson4582]

The way he says 'Live from the scene' is hysterical.

[@benmjt]

Holy shit, is there anything even close to this on the radio now? Unbelievable quick wit.

[@infinitesimotel]

I doubt it, not of this order. There might be something out there but CM is a rare one.

[@CrappyCast]

CrappyCast tries!

[@Joe-og6br]

Nope

[@MetaCraken]

might help to abolish the conference element right now

[@benmjt]

Immaculate delivery

[@johnornelas]

what does this mean

[@fishtankben]

@@johnornelas it means he wants them to stop talking to each other because its wasting time

[@gorgolyt]

-- okay, oh, uhh...

[@gorgolyt]

This is some Einstein-tier quick wittedness. It's like he's living in a slow-mo universe and has half an hour to think of every sentence.

[@alecpritchard]

It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.

[@TheAxePhysicsDude]

That’s because he did cake and time slowed down

[@BodywiseMustard]

He's quippy, but it's far from and respectable quick wit.

[@driplerthadripper]

"Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?" "Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment " "Oh your playing tennis" Them 3 in a row killed me

[@nonyobisniss7928]

It's "What's she made of?" not "What's she in aid of?".

[@Mythraen]

​@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.

[@MrFooFighter13]

@@nonyobisniss7928 it's such a ridiculous question to ask... but it really makes it 😄

[@Yimello]

foot fault

[@baboononskates]

Chris Morris's wit and rapid thought scares me like a claggy horse- meat parcel ...

[@Charlie_Crown]

@Macavity ...sponge or madeira cake? 🍰

[@maliksmith8319]

@@Charlie_Crown No, the one that makes kiddies cry all the water out of their bodies

[@Charlie_Crown]

@@maliksmith8319 ....birthday cake so 🎂😆

[@Charlie_Crown]

@Macavity it's ok, I already knew, Chris Morris is a legend, just going to have some cake myself now, before it's banned, nice... 🤣🍰👍

[@tonycarpaccio9550]

Goddamnit we need more Chris Morris

[@autopathos]

It's been nine years and we still do

[@koolyman]

Finally news agents being used properly

[@Oscar301]

you've got a nun in there? what's she made of?

[@MuntucoGer1]

"I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.

[@Proxylfc]

We need Chris back on telly now

[@moodini99]

He was on Comedy Vehicle only a few months ago

[@comanchio1976]

I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.

[@abrindley7265]

Jurassic Park

[@semolinasemolina8327]

I need him today!!! 2022

[@semolinasemolina8327]

Well he has done a recent movie with Anna kendrick, which seems pretty risky and funny,,,,,,,, but its not the day to day,

[@RealityCheck6T9]

He's so calibrated. Knows when to stay and when to get out.

[@sensibility1174]

He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc

[@alecpritchard]

It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂

[@checkoutgirl]

"You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"

[@WallKenshiro]

"Live from the scene!" Lmfao. Morris is amazing.

[@sasquash12]

"Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.

[@damienx0x]

"You've got a nun in there, what's she made of?" is my favourite Chris Morris line.

[@jacksmith4460]

@@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard

[@AANDYG2010]

"Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!

[@custardo1]

The world needs Chris Morris

[@ZINCOVIX8754]

What a unique and Fantastic mind Mr.Morris has..

[@Destro7000]

"I've got none in here." "You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"

[@kaneswhitlock]

Might help to abolish the conference element right now.

[@muerterobot]

The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album. The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.

[@fatmike01]

Always improvised with Morris. To say the guy is quick on his feet is an understatement.

[@mucusmayhem1118]

Unless you've been breaking the law, that's not News 😂😂

[@comeonyouirons18]

In todays news, the pound has been stolen. On a side note, Prince Charles has volunteered to go to prison.

[@mrkeogh]

How Chris Morris has never hosted a GTA radio station is a mystery...

[@sb_dunk]

If they made a GTA London it would work

[@mynameismattfirered9276]

@beef business theres literally a drum n bass radio station with british humour exactly like this, with people from London calling in.

[@mergieismoronic]

@@sb_dunk they already did about 5 years after this

[@keithpanton7486]

Serafinowicz did a wonder pirate radio show as Terry Wogan, all drum n bass and shout outs to the T-Wog massive.

[@MurphyOCP-001]

"I'm serving here sir" "Oh, you're playing tennis" Genius!

[@lozz0dnb]

Im serving - Are you playing tennis. So quick . ....If they are legit prank calls

[@comanchio1976]

They're completely legit. He's the best improvisor I've ever seen or heard.

[@andyc6542]

@@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?

[@shockofthenew]

​@@andyc6542 this wasn't actually broadcast live, so the prank calls could be recorded any time and edited in to the final show.

[@doublecrosserfm]

because I'm going to storm through them... and IT WASTES MY TIME.

[@primatein]

The last minute and a half is pure gold

[@jacksmith4460]

it actually makes my insides hurt a little I laugh so much

[@NormanArches]

Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.

[@peterpandemonium3032]

I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.

[@a100267]

I listened to this back in '94 but had forgotten everything except "bloody guitar!"

[@danspitalnik]

I still say this when I accidentally knock my guitar and it rings out lol.

[@phoebewashington2709]

"abolish the conference element"

[@theodavis4083]

Never before have I been crying with laughter and clapping my hands at the same time until he said 'you're playing tennis?'

[@adicakes]

Foot fault

[@El__Forastero]

No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.

[@MrEdmundHarris]

'I blew him out because I hated his arse'.

[@Phildough]

"Are you saying that on a bus every time you see McDonald's you stand up!?"

[@Charlie_Crown]

"I just blew out the news reader cause he bothered my arse"...... 😂😂😂

[@TheShanklyboys]

They're getting in my way!

[@alecpritchard]

If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂

[@adarkimpurity]

'You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?'

[@ethelthecat1]

Chris Morris forecast the logic and reasoning of every twitter argument 30 years before it existed.

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Why are so many auditioning for the role of subtitle compiler in the comments when KZbin automates it? Knock it off!

[@MartinHiggins1972]

@Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".

[@lordhoot1]

He's quick like a laser

[@robertcreighton4635]

News rhymes with booze and I'm about to drink a gallon of facts till I fart

[@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond]

i'm the kind of asshole who stands up a good 20-30 seconds before my stop because i can't stand to be stuck behind someone slow.

[@svensvenkill]

"Oh, you're playing tennis?"

[@eezysqueezy]

Sorry I'm serving, sir. Oh, you're playing tennis? No I'm serving, sir. Foot fault!

[@Destro7000]

lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD

[@KingKong-do8cj]

I REMEMBER THIS. Almost 30 years ago!!!!!

[@69Rosstitute]

Foot fault hahahaha

[@ryanbrownnew]

abolish the conference element - wise words

[@manbeast567]

FOOT FAULT!

[@TinyFord1]

Scrolled down to say this should be in GTA and saw it is the top comment. We can identify a GTA radio station when we hear one

[@ziggy8267]

i lost it at " Get a newsagent on please ! "

[@wisteela]

He is genius.

[@steveforest8385]

"Peter, you've lost the news!"

[@MrKoiking1]

This is the best thing ever broadcast on radio

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Comedy the like of which, the world has never seen the like of which

[@GBNE-kh1fs]

Used to listen to his show every week. On the floor laughing quite a bit

[@nozyspy4967]

"You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ignoblesurfer6281]

I had occasion to use "might help to abolish the conference element right now" in a particularly fractious meeting once.

[@johnnysmith863]

Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.

[@hollyandtheev6519]

Futterman’s Rule

[@johnnysmith863]

@@hollyandtheev6519 Yes! Thanks.

[@JimGall]

You know what, he's funnier than Cook.

[@stephenoneill9387]

"Might help go abolish the conference element"

[@Chrisjh31]

'Foot fault' - i like that

[@Omegaman69]

"Foot fault.." 😅

[@fluorosco]

Genius . Love Chris Morris. Brass Eye . Four lions

[@1967whaley]

I want more Morris on me TV/Radio....now!

[@92RedRevolver]

Me too. Would love him to go back to his radio roots too!

[@foobarbazbaa5598]

Man makes a damn good point about those people who get up way too early on the bus though.

[@andrewwhimster8487]

"thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty" strong finish from the maestro

[@Vojife]

Bloody guitar!

[@miked1869]

I've never noticed it before, but as a radio presenter Chris Morris sounds quite a lot like Nick Abbott - also a funny guy in my opinion.

[@simonatford1]

I remember this. Thanks for the upload.

[@banjopink4409]

Don't be ridiculous.

[@49dwalin55]

His 'thank you's are so on point.

[@SchlimmShadySmash]

LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD "What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD

[@Yimello]

genius throughout

[@defragsbin]

"Top story?" "Please."

[@Shazbut01]

His mind is unbelieveable.

[@whyyoulidl]

How tf have I just come across this gem?

[@sasquash12]

Those... STIFFOS!

[@Philliben1991]

Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.

[@GetYourShoeShineBox]

Chris!!! Come back, comedy needs you!!!

[@cormoranp1m]

omg it just gets better and better

[@Dopemovess555]

Floats like a Butterfly, stings like a Bee.

[@sasquash12]

"That particular story." "You're gonna hang me!" "Thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty!"

[@onesong2001]

As mad as a bag of rubber hammers.

[@StandardGoose]

I get up and walk to the front of the bus every time I see a McDonald's. Is that not right?

[@checkoutgirl]

@MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.

[@Krocodilopolis]

theres no doubt kayvan novak was influenced by chris morris.. i love these 2 ♥

[@DapzLive]

and went on to star in his film ^_^

[@JoeMX05]

Bloody Guitar!!

[@benjammin8184]

Nathan Barley. Him and Brooker in cahoots is oddly brilliant.

[@archaicsoul4597]

Wtf are people on about a gta radio station? What a bizarrely specific demographic this pulled

[@firewalkwithme2539]

Footfault... Fantastic

[@checkoutgirl]

@vollsticks His name is Peter Baynham.

[@soupersonic]

Voice 2 = Simon Pegg?

[@mergieismoronic]

no, Peter Baynham

[@vollsticks]

Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.

[@briandoyle6188]

This is hilarious honest🤔...have you a nun in there,what your serving playing tennis 😆😂...thank God it's just a war of words,Christ🤗😆😂👍👍.... he's so quick witted genius....

[@vollsticks]

@checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!