Ms Swan at Halloween

[@georgezee5173]

I love how she just emerges from the "Foreign" section.

[@Damngoodcoffee_n_cherrypie]

Lmao! Didn’t even notice that 😂😂😂

[@TheSwanFiles]

😂😂

[@TB-fj6xk]

Me too! That’s the first thing I noticed! 😂🤣😂 I freaking love her!

[@TheSwanFiles]

@@TB-fj6xk ❤️❤️❤️

[@MazeTheeSimmer]

Thought I was the only 1

[@mirandakathrein7679]

My mom and I loved these Miss Swan sketches so much, especially the line "He looka like a man." 😆

[@rey5597]

Me and my family always quote that line 😅

[@mirandakathrein7679]

@@rey5597 - I LOVE it!!! Your family is so cool in my book!!! 💜🤣

[@The_Drake_London]

The Ms. Swan and Stuart were my favorite skits. When Stuart goes look what I can do and jumps up and kicks his feet lol the nostalgia is great with these

[@deletethis6902]

When the Pretty Lovely Beauty Nail Shop gets robbed and the police are trying to question her, she adds, "he look ... lika man! Not like dat loser over there!" I'm dead every time!

[@alphadraconian3483]

"He looka like a man." Yes okay still watching it and still laughing ❤️😂

[@BlankName88]

"We're closed" "Yeah, okay" and continues shopping. 1000% accurate.

[@swooningtree]

Why are customers like this 😭😭

[@LINJ638]

@@swooningtree Because they are bunch of nosy rude and entitled vile pigs.

[@Ninjamohawk]

When I worked retail I kicked people out. If I got fired it was like who cares this isn't worth it. I don't miss that shit at all.

[@yellowsubmarine1321]

Yep I work as a cashier I know that is accurate 😂😂😂😂

[@Aurochhunter]

@@swooningtree Ikr. The same principle applies at functions such as weddings when the M.C. askes for quiet so the speechs can begin; the vast majority of the guests will stop talking, but there's always that one chatterbox who doesn't.

[@bry6080]

She knows exactly how to manipulate people to get what she wants! Sometimes people are so irritating you'll do anything to make them leave! Love Ms Swan!

[@Heavenzvoice]

Bry Weasley there’s a story in the Bible on exactly this..: the widow wore down the King so much he gave her what she wanted! Lol

[@ram-ham]

My mother-in-law.

[@hisnameyahuah]

She manipulated her to join her in the adults only section, with the lights off, at the end of the sketch.

[@roadmaster720]

@Roy G Biv me too, brother. mind games and reading minds not for me. that gal sounded like my ex.

[@helenhighwater5313]

I've met so many people like that, more women than men. Beware the stranger who starts complimenting you, that's how they get their hooks in, then they start asking you to do stuff for them and it's never ending. Had a granny like that. May she rest anywhere but here.

[@cylebennett6192]

That smile swan gives her for helping her Gets me every time and her airbud impression

[@thisisgoodnews8043]

Man this show was so funny this whole skit makes me miss the 90s so much.

[@AyeYoTay]

Same

[@PositivelyGreat3]

Yes exactly

[@JohnPatterson-kz8jr]

Only in America can a Jewish woman play an Asian woman on a late night sketch comedy show!!😮😅😊😢

[@farmerbrown2a]

The 90s - the last cool decade - really the last definable decade

[@dannybarquera9386]

Ms. Swan is one of the best sketch personalities 😂

[@LaineyBug2020]

I miss her as Stuart's mom... She was def one of my favorites, along with Ms Swan!

[@thudor1]

And Michael McDonald as Stuart. "My mom says it's OK to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their cats and they have a can-do attitude." "Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice movement a reason to exist." "Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth and the truth is always devastating." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorenzomagazzeni5425]

Mo Collins was super hot, when she wanted.

[@mr.d.572]

Bring back Miss Swan! I miss the old Mad TV.

[@Chloenextdoor]

I was a kid and would be in stitches after watching Ms Swan she was always my favorite MAD TV character. 😂😂

[@FistSaidToTheFace]

spooky but also dancing, she probably wanted rocky horror picture show.

[@sucramsanders]

FistSaidToTheFace over a million mad tv fans

[@tsmit44]

or High School Musical

[@MisterKS7643]

or Suspiria...

[@JV-lv8rs]

Carrie from the 70s.

[@Kariszma11]

Thriller video

[@nickwheeler5396]

Mo's one liners here are pure gold: "Well, it's not Leonardo DiCaprio." "I don't care about your freakin' hole!" "I ZIPPED IT!!!" "YOU'VE HAD AIR BUD FOR A MONTH!!!" " YEAH HAVE SOME CANDY!"

[@dimeon1816]

man, I miss those years so much! MAD TV was so great

[@token787]

That manager was hilarious! LOL

[@gooner4life518]

Mo Collins was great on MadTv

[@LeeKaokHuen]

Stuart's Mum.

[@juliemolthop8980]

LOVE Mo Collins!! She's just so damn GOOD in everything SHE does!

[@dingleberryhandpump802]

*pops up over the word "foreign"* 🤣

[@p4u7y]

Dingleberry Handpump 💯💯💯👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Msdhdjmz]

One of my all time favorite shows 🤗 Ms Swan and dont forget Stuart 😁

[@RadikalTurtle]

You could not do this skit today! 🤣🤣 We miss you Ms Swan!

[@JacksonOwex]

We could and just tell and the twisted pantied, whiney bitch white kids to shut the fuck up or laugh!

[@papabeer915]

Ms Swan would be the perfect babysitter for Stuart

[@TeknoMediumsParanormal1111]

LOL yup

[@erikm8372]

I can’t believe they never did that combination…

[@papabeer915]

@ right??? Would be hilarious 🤣

[@AJ-qp3gs]

I can feel her frustration 😂 my cousin always makes me watch ms swan when I was little.

[@Kelly-zx5tq]

Awesome skit! Two very wonderful actresses!

[@cpt.flippybirds9015]

A spooky movie with dancing? HOCUS POCUS

[@unknown.428]

Same

[@lajas46]

I thought she said PROM NIGHT

[@eduardo_corrochio]

Prom Night from 1980 is the best answer/choice for that request. That disco dancing sequence was so long.

[@ByTheLightOfABurningDonkey]

Rocky horror

[@nancyk5203]

Short movie: Michael Jackson's Thriller--first thing I thought of!!

[@aprilsearcy2037]

Bring her snd Stuart back!!!!😭😭

[@shantyirish7564]

AND DOT !!!!!!

[@jayhi5479]

And The Vancome Lady.

[@hopeyoung5482]

Look what I can do.

[@bosshead0810]

AND BON QUI QUI

[@tamikamayes8071]

🤣🤣🤣🤣LMFAO

[@tomlynntigard]

I think the beauty of Miss Swan is that she's always trying to blend-in but her strong accent (and a possible hearing handicap) keeps her alienated, though she never gives up, because she loves the U.S.A. ... and we love her!

[@bijou3000]

I always thought that accent was pure fiction, but there was a filmmaker a few years ago who interviewed her Asian aunts who were raised in Hawaii and I swear, all of them sounded exactly like Miss Swan. It's a peculiar combination of accents.

[@tomlynntigard]

@@bijou3000 Good to know. It's a beautiful accent, and the character is endearing; not in any way intended to be offensive to anyone, I'm sure.

[@kittenmarie7289]

"You know...he look like a man..." xD part gets me every time

[@cynthiariley1782]

Hahahahaha she messes with people. She's so chill and calm and the manager is a nervous wreck!😂

[@jjgrey1488]

Years ago worked at a call center one day a lady calls in and sounds EXACTLY like Mrs Swann...at one point when she said "He looka like a man..." I just LOST IT...I remember that to this day...

[@desireekennedy2453]

😂😄🔥💪💃🤣

[@qwammienewsome1357]

Definitely sounds like a prank call cuz why would they say that famous Swan line!!🤣🤣

[@ScrewedUpClick8900]

Sounds like he full of shit

[@mirandakathrein7679]

It was probably her. 😃

[@kshelaanofelaas1967]

LMBAO

[@4ourty5ive]

"You had Air Bud for a month" - I lost it hahaha

[@pf5658]

Only Mrs. Swan would think Titanic is funny.😂 I really liked Mad TV. It was absolutely hilarious.

[@MzKlara]

I still use some of the bits, like Michael Richards' hair standing on end - if something is really shockingly unreal or scary, I shove my hand under the hair on top of my head , and lift it to look just like his did when he was psyched out.

[@aeshaalberts7560]

I can feel the video store manager’s anger lmaooo Love Ms Swan though

[@alexanderpanayi7212]

"No glass ceiling for you taffy."lmao.

[@whisperflame427]

It's so great to come back to when the skits were good! They've become so cringe I can't watch anymore. But these were GOLD!

[@PlayaP69]

What you mean they've "become" as if new MadTV skits are still being produced? Which ones are you talking about that are cringe 😅😅?

[@howardmoore1332]

@@PlayaP69 Uhh, all the Miss Swan sketches are cringy, even though they're funny

[@hankstrickland5011]

@howardmoore1332 Know what is cringey people who use the word cringey. It’s over used by little babies like you.

[@puny5417]

“You know the man, that looka lika a man”. I use to do her impressions when I was younger and didn’t even realize it.

[@moncorp1]

So its not Leonardo DeCaprio then...

[@sjames5694]

Stuart and his Mom at the DMV (renewing her drivers lic) with Ms Swan either in line (in front of them or behind the window) now THAT would've been challenging & insanely-hilarious to attempt !

[@XJ0461C]

I don't see why they don't just make a comeback maybe in film form and do this today. Pretty sure everyone from most of these skits is still alive, if Jackass and Eric Andre can do it, why not MAD?

[@hankstrickland5011]

@XJ0461C Films ruin everything

[@isabella.amaraa]

I just realized this is Alex borstein and I’m so pleased by this

[@Jabberwockybird]

The lack of Family Guy comments shows how old these videos are and how few people realize what they're missing

[@nikkimartin4841]

I remember this when it aired brings back fun memories.

[@ahmednoushad3374]

Ms. Swan is painfully sweet!

[@AndreBarnettJohnson]

A membership card to rent movies? Oh my goodness, how times have changed!

[@JacksonOwex]

Not really! You still need a card to rent movies, it's just a CREDIT/DEBIT card now and you don't "rent" them the same way!

[@bigbadbillb]

VHS tapes! Dang, this really goes back. 😆

[@thisisgoodnews8043]

Be kind Rewind.

[@eduardo_corrochio]

The worst was if a cassette had a wrinkle somewhere in it and the VCR "ate" the tape and then you try to eject it from the machine but the result is a godawful tangled up mess. I do not miss that, LOL.

[@keishiemcdaniel4011]

Meee either I've had to chuck my old VCR in the trash because it ate my favorite vhs 📼 movie 😂😂 ​@eduardo_corrochio

[@ExotiqBeautii]

*before video stores were taken over by torrents and bootlegs. One thing this generation will never experience...*

[@andreo.7633]

Yup It was exciting to go look for a movie. Simetimes u had to rewind movies or fees lol. twas nice but this era for that IS better

[@damien1781]

@@andreo.7633 Well they are experiencing shit we don't ubderstand and their kids will as well

[@matchmakerchris7617]

Yeah, I remember we had to rent portable VHS player along with the tapes because we didn't have one in the mid to late 90's. And its funny to remember how exciting it was to look through the tapes to try and find something that looked interesting, and it could be either good or bad or something inbetween. That was before looking for grades on IMDB was a thing. Crazy times.

[@ksplinter007]

Red box

[@cammymc1982]

Block Buster.

[@DanielHernandez-ou5ul]

2023 & still watching!!

[@lifeyang2]

Oh yeah, VHS, I remember.

[@louistournas120]

You member? I have 3 boxes of VHS and I still use VHS to record things from TV. My over the air decoder box can record to a USB stick but it causes the decoder to freeze. So I prefer to send the signal to my VHS machine. Digital technology sucks big time.

[@damien1781]

@@louistournas120 dude shut your old frail ass up smh you sound poor

[@voorkevil]

"Da big boat? Where all the people fall and die? A that makes me laugh" lol funny

[@traumatizedmacasio8682]

Fr bro

[@forestrot666]

I still use the whole "he look ah like a man" lol. Also,my hubs and I are avid VHS collectors and yes,we watch them. Perfect for when there is a storm and crazy weather,or that nostalgic tracking. :p

[@laurabishop5984]

Alex borstein played Ms swan was a hilarious character for her to play

[@laurabishop5984]

@John Barber yes it is lois griffin but this was before family guy was even on

[@laurabishop5984]

@John Barber I'm from aberdeen Washington not from Wisconsin

[@XxStarlightshyxX]

Oh man, this was the very first Mad TV clip I ever saw when I was a kid in 2004. Such good memories, I love Ms Swan! 😂

[@LyndaGFavorites]

He look like a man...okay so it’s not Leonardo DiCaprio 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LadyTyzu]

He look like the man lol

[@Youtubecensoredmyusername]

SFbayKID 🤮

[@Youtubecensoredmyusername]

Yeah I didn’t think anything would be funnier than Stuart with his grandparents . But the decaprio joke was sooooo funny 😂

[@LadyTyzu]

WTF

[@Youtubecensoredmyusername]

LadyTyzuVEVO vevo sucks

[@Melanated_Introvert-sm9ok]

Ms swan was a legend

[@Harlanahampton]

Who’s watching in 2024

[@jackiedessaure5754]

And crying 😂😂😂😂

[@JudeTavonFenwick]

I remember when this episode 1* aired lol I was about 12 then 😂

[@nikoleristovski2177]

Me 😂😂😂

[@logicalnotes5007]

No one!

[@samuelmedina9018]

Ms Swan, Bae Sung and Blind Kung fu master were my favorite!

[@IfYouLetMeStay]

Spooky but also dancing is Thriller

[@NotSoOpposite]

My mind went straight too that too lmbo

[@marquiabrown4364]

Im so glad I can watch this I've been waiting for Mad TV to come back lol

[@jx3821]

If Ms Swan wanted a movie that's "spooky but also dancing", the lady shoulda given her The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I think she would have loved it.

[@MK-iw8ss]

And he look-a lyke a-man, too!

[@eduardo_corrochio]

True, with The Time Warp sequence and such. But Prom Night was probably the best answer for "spooky and also dancing". Lots of disco dancing there. And it's more scary than Rocky Horror.

[@ed1978atx]

Prom Night was A Perfect Choice tho

[@Punkrockprofessor]

"Oh it a good movie with-a de dog and de people like de dog. And de dog look-a like dis." *stare*

[@matthewscott1091]

0:29 Lol I wonder if it’s a coincidence or on purpose that out of all the the film aisle signs, Ms. Swan pops up in front of “Foreign” films. Since the ongoing joke is that we don’t know where she’s really from. 😅 🤔

[@robertwest5632]

No accident

[@pattystomper1]

Mo Collins is a babe, when she's not dressed as Loraine or Stuart's Mom.

[@ladylady7003]

Great 👍 watched these back in the day of real comedy. Classics🤣🤣

[@ericbrucker]

I swear to God this happened like two or three times a week when I worked in a movie store.

[@GhostHunterWV]

"Yeh ok!" lol Freaking missing her in 2019! #truecomedy

[@isaaclim8645]

Ok you go! Go!

[@PositivelyGreat3]

I miss this show. Stewart and Ms. Swan.

[@RaePreston-p2c]

This show was mad funny 😂

[@robertokratosrage102]

This show was so awesome! I imagine if some members of our society will be able to handle this!

[@emcllns]

Don't be an idiot.

[@marissasue319]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ms Swan 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 The CUTEST lil apoplexy-on-legs 🤣 Poor, poor folks who have to deal with her... 😂

[@karenbernard6041]

"and they all die, that's so funny". Ms Swan = savage

[@havenly6133]

I miss this show so much. Ms swan, Lorraine and Stuart were my favs

[@rodolfoayalajr.8589]

I love ❤️ her. Great memories.

[@adrianadrianes1632]

Air bud for a month 😂😂😂😂

[@tomkent4656]

Her style always reminds me of Latka from "Taxi".

[@StacyPowerhouse]

This is freaking hilarious

[@nova_supreme8390]

Spooky but also dancing? Rocky Horror Picture Show. >_>

[@bornintherain]

Ms Swan/Alex Borstein is in the series The Marvelous Mrs Maisel on Amazon Prime.

[@GoMrTom]

"A movie with the man." LMFAO ^_^

[@richardescobar4215]

The retail lady sounds like Stuart's mom. Is that her

[@opalheat]

it is

[@shawngatewood3673]

Yes ..it's her.

[@kylem1112]

the actress' name is mo collins and yes she is fantastic.

[@galleryofrogues]

Mo Collins

[@moncorp1]

Back when not only were there video stores, there were non-corporate video stores with "Adults Only" sections.

[@thisisgoodnews8043]

We had a chain video store in Canada called “Gone Hollywood” and they had an adults section right next to the kids section and the popcorn machine. Even in the 90s they still had 47 cent Tuesday rentals (including new releases) and plus free popcorn I mean can you imagine 2 movies and a popcorn for a buck these days.

[@anthonyteague1067]

@@thisisgoodnews8043 hard-core porno and air bud

[@Melanie-u6r]

That was the best show ever!!! Hilarious!!!!

[@poojith1488]

Many years later Netflix came along and well..

[@JaeLshae30]

I miss this show 😭

[@shantelling692]

That white lady with the blonde hair reminds me of Jane from the show ...the office 🥰🥰🥰

[@tlmidnight077]

God I miss video stores lol

[@akuma4u]

I use to know an old chinese lady just like ms.swan. She only knew 2 English words. Okay and thank you. She worked at a restaurant and anytime id ask a question the only reply id get was okay or thank you. "do you have any more hot sauce?" Thank you. "what time do you close?" Okay. LOL

[@AJ-sv8kb]

Dropping by in August 2018

[@stargazer4683]

August 23 2018 pew pew bang bang

[@shaneh9591]

aug 26 2018- nothing to do but eat dill pickle sunflower seeds watch MadTV and smoke weed

[@mamabear5478]

Can’t make shows like this anymore.

[@dxmxo9427]

Hilarious 😂 Mo is also so Hilarious

[@samr.england613]

Ms Swan was the funniest character on Mad TV. Uh, that I remember...

[@thatxiaolingemstone.3865]

0:29 *Omg* I’ve spotted an All Dogs Go To Heaven VHS Tape in the freaking background. Dang Miss Swan could of gotten that, that animated motion picture is a family classic. I totally ♥️ the All Dogs Go To Heaven franchise.

[@wameeds]

“You know, da movie wit da man.” 😂

[@adearmom]

That was so funny! Both were amazing!😂😂

[@danielvanr.8681]

Ms. Swan is played by Alex Borstein, who also voices Lois Griffin on "Family Guy". Just a piece of trivia. 😎

[@johnmoser9731]

Mo Collins and Stephanie Weir are the best at not being the center of the sketch but making it more amazing.

[@quinnmorgendorffer8435]

That smile....👄 🤣

[@bluekewne]

"Spooky but also dancing" Okay, CATS it is.

[@aidana11168]

2018 anybody

[@dennissems]

It is Me 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@howaboutno9573]

It is Me Me 😀

[@jimmyclimer594]

Yeah yeah 2018 I tell you everyting lol

[@za88y]

AER YAO RYTARDS????

[@GumChewGames]

yep

[@bryceword1768]

This was classic!! I miss this.

[@caribman10]

Someone once tried to slam Alex for depicting Asians negatively. Her response? "Who said she's Asian?".

[@onlythetruth4039]

Exactly, she is just peculiar.

[@t.m.a.3665]

LoL!❤👵🏼

[@Rita1800R]

Air Bud for a month! Lolol the dog he look like this

[@IgnacioAlamo-u7y]

Bring back this show

[@EagleArrow]

Ms. Swan was awesome. Actress not even Asian and she is really a talented.

[@tajaewallace3055]

"He lu lik a man you kno "😂😂🤣

[@willowwisp6401]

OH This Is Great! I forgot about her character in these skits.

[@alainlalonde]

Just imagine doing this today? John Leguizamo would have a meltdown! lol

[@jonathoncr2123]

2019 here.. Who else??