MSSP - Christmas at the DAWG house

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 160

[@Trentesttubebaby40]

Guys I remember in gym class 7th grade we were lined up on the court and in a heated game of simon says the coach said “ok Simon says if you still believe in Santa Clause run to the other side of the court!” We all stood there but one dude took off and his life was pretty much over ever since.

[@deadarmd]

He proved he was the only one left living

[@JMB.831]

@topramenmaster1234 such a shame this comments buried here

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

That's horrendous 🤣

[@poundtown5515]

This is a great story, thx for sharing

[@FrankBoothPBR]

7th grade, that's wild to still believe in Santa at that age but a grown man creating that situation is some kind of desperate attempt at importance and power. He was definitely known by the lot lizards in a 50 mile radius.

[@geezymatt4975]

Its cool hearing other people get hyped up and enjoying Christmas

[@BroadStBully28]

shane, you weren’t lying. when i was 4, i saw santas sled fly passed the moon. it was so vivid that i still believe i witnessed this lie. i’m 37.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

@ExtremelyOnline Guy plot twist…Uh Boo

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Same here dawg stg i saw that fucker

[@foodchewer]

I remember going in my living room on Christmas Eve with my mom and brother as a kid and to this day I swear I heard reindeer hooves on the roof. Just the magic of childhood I guess. Fantasy was more literal then, and then slowly, gradually, almost imperceptibly you change until one day you just no longer believe in magic and have an adult mind and only see the world with the rational gaze of cold, hard facts.

[@tylerb1483]

What do you mean, lie? You saw it, dude

[@ZeranZeran]

I heard a train when I was a kid and freaked the hell out because I thought it was the polar express and I lived nowhere near any tracks. I still have no idea wtf I heard. I even heard the sound of it hitting the tracks.

[@alienzordfalcon5162]

My friend’s dad looked exactly like Hulk Hogan. My dad told me it was actually him, but forgot to tell me he was kidding. My friend moved away when I was 10. I continued to think I knew Hulk Hogan personally for the next four years at least.

[@isaacrayburn969]

That’s actually fucking hilarious dude 😂 the shit you can tell kids

[@localpickup1243]

Damn I met Stone Cold Steve Austin in between periods at a Flyers game when I was a kid and now I’m putting that scenario into perspective

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

I know Hillbilly Jim. Nearly as cool.

[@jwallace5674wv]

My pops came in drunk on Christmas Eve and pissed all over one half of the tree/my presents. Excitedly ripping into those puppies was not a good time. Everyone denied it for yrs but I'm pretty sure the blame was passed to Santee that morn.

[@owenschilling7707]

That’s tough for you as a youngster but goddamn that must’ve been hilarious as a dad. Like slowly remembering what happened as your kid opens presents saying “why is it wet and smell weird?”

[@briani50]

This made me want to start chanting “it’s not your fault” good will hunting style

[@jonSilvernale666]

I got far to much joy out of this story

[@T_D_B_]

Your pops is a legend. I hope you thanked him for this memory.

[@AnxiousStacker]

Santee had way too much egg nog that year 🤣

[@vantheman452]

The idea of Matt sobbing in a Target aisle reading cards is hilarious Also I liked the Wes Watson reference lmaoo

[@meatwad376]

I’ll never be more excited for anything in my life as I was for Christmas

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

Lying to your friends about all the cool presents you got, but instead you actually get coal

[@dylanyewest534]

Me and my brother got paintball guns one year and immediately went in our backyard and went to battle. There were paintball shells everywhere. Our neighbors fucking hated us 😂

[@T_D_B_]

Thank your parents often

[@johnc8209]

this is so great hearing adults get stoked about christmas. its something more people should do .

[@mattsmith4344]

Yeah going back watching 90s Christmas movies people have fallen off on decorating and celebrating

[@kybranelli107]

The reason it was coal for bad children was because even bad people deserve to be warm on Christmas

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Or... Santi realised that the bad white kids had the wrong colour skin and wanted them to "paint their faces".

[@fletcherwells6396]

Thats Deep

[@brians7901]

Damn i never knew that thats actually kinda cool

[@Cheesusrice69222]

That's hawt

[@burpostockings]

Yep. And now we get clothes instead

[@arealbigboss]

The "skater, surfer, snowboarder" reference was so smooth. McCusky is hilarious

[@TheLenRoman]

Listening to this on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas to the DAWGZ!

[@lukess.s]

Christmas at the Dawg House sounds like the greatest movie ever made

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

I still remember the Christmas I got Pokemon Red and Zelda OoT and man, that was a good one.

[@cdr861532]

I got a Nintendo 64 and Goldeneye on Christmas!!!!!

[@noleenole8254]

Cynicism is gay. Be jolly for America.

[@Franciskev2]

My parents hid the only thing I wanted from me too-behind the tree. Mortal Kombat for Sega Genesis. I’ll never forget. I’ll never forgive.

[@raramcgee4982]

Fucking "Rudolph" crushed a board game I got for Christmas. Brroke a few of the pieces and I sold me until like 5th grade. Fucking rip.

[@wacopaco2099]

4:40 oh my god…I did the same thing, but I said I saw elves. My dad was totally just like “oh yeah dude”

[@KR-ki9hw]

I wish I could still feel about Christmas and Santa Claus like these two guys do.

[@joshuaniles9129]

Pee can do atleast 10 box jumps

[@derekrayment8092]

Could listen to Shane talk about Christmas forever

[@Gibsoncustom89]

ps2 was the best gift. They didn't know you needed games but you had Hollywood Video to get the M for mature games to tack on to your Mom's Jerry McGuire rental when you went. Those were the days.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

i remember getting my very own xbox 360 in like 2011 along with crysis 3, halo 4, and minecraft when i was but a boy. great times

[@Jacksonn12]

Santifa fights for the right to say merry Christmas again!!!

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Yo shout-out to Ricochet R/C cars

[@T_D_B_]

CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS TO ALL THE DAWGS 🎄🎁🎄⛪️🎄🎁🎄

[@owenschilling7707]

I used to get a “lump o coal” every year in my stocking but it was this weird black chewing gum. Tasted like juicy fruit

[@bracksampson1]

Yea dude. It came in a little satchel

[@drumboarder1]

You ain't got no juicy fruit

[@dpc3324]

I remember that gum..but then I also did get coal one year lol. That came in a clear plastic bag 😂

[@miketrujillo3677]

I miss juicy fruit 😢

[@jerryamescua]

Coal burns. Bad kids were poor he just wanted to keep them warm

[@globalchaos1984]

I remember pipes for the 1st time, i was so proud of myself, ugly as fk 😂

[@ryanlitalien4007]

Coal replaced krampus

[@MyMilkJake]

Shane was 14 years old lying to his aunt about seeing Santa’s sleigh

[@brians7901]

In the early 2 thousands when we were a bunch of young puns we went around for an entire Christmas season and slashed the inflatables of everyone who had them. There was an article on the front page of the paper calling us the grinches who stole Christmas

[@gentle8738]

Are you still a piece of s hit, or have you grown up?

[@deadarmd]

i found out Santa was dad when I was 7 and I heard him laughing. Im laying awake for santa i heard him drunkenly stumble down the hall. Then very clearly remember him saying to mom "just say santa had no tape for gifts this year" :)

[@brianmayer702]

My dad straight up said ‘I am Santa clause’ when I was like 5

[@chadrollman6637]

Matt, I don't think the bike was a Free Spirit. I believe you're referring to the Huffy Street Rocker! I had one myself and someone stole the god damn radio off of it. lol

[@T_D_B_]

Definitely not a black kid 😅

[@velvet373]

I am these guys age and man, they really bring me back xD

[@isaacrayburn969]

My parents put the n64 in a boom box and got me fuckin goooooood man I was so hyped man I didn’t have to go to my buddys and play anymore it was so awesome never forget my dawgz

[@fletcherwells6396]

My mom did something similar to this but not exactly she bought me a shit load of xbox games and no xbox and told me my dad was supposed to get me an xbox(he didnt) so i was pissed at him them we went to my grandmas and she bought me an xbox

[@stephenfox8337]

Riggins had CTE

[@421less1]

I threw a Christmas hissy fit cause my favourite uncle was dressed as santy, and he missed santy showing up. I believed in santy to hard i fucked up christmas, I win.

[@adinballas5446]

Matt brought up CN Skate palace wow what a throwback

[@the_pantichrist2279]

Santa may be the first eternal shaman

[@bhwks14]

Christmas Mass after opening presents should be banned by the Geneva conventions

[@idontknow2stoned]

Damn straight

[@rayne6719]

I wanna have kids rn so I can give them coal one year

[@Eski1240]

why does santa's hand have 6 fingers?

[@jotun.616]

For shane to be so much in the spirit, i can only assume his parents still buy him presents smh.

[@T_D_B_]

Sick own

[@teamcross1154]

I almost burnt my parents house down 2 weeks before Christmas and all I got was coal and was grounded for 3 months

[@jotun.616]

I bet half the kids within range of that news story found out he wasnt real that night. I certainly wouldnt put up with the bells.

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

May Saint Nicholas smile upon us dawgs in these trying times 🙏

[@ryanexsus]

I've never heard of St Nicholas day.

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Thanks Peepop

[@karkanrey1463]

So glad the boys get super excited for Christmas too. I always feel gay getting so excited.

[@fuckcensorship69]

you are

[@T_D_B_]

​@fuckcensorship69 😂 show us the way tough guy

[@anthonywandowicz8084]

I got that remote control car for Christmas too. No one told me you needed to put air in the damn tires

[@cameron878]

Matt, Shane, and the peepop compilation help me relive the fondest childhood memories I have.

[@BboyCorrosive]

Santifa 2023 dawgs

[@C.U.N.Tahiti]

It’s not a true Christmas if yr mom doesn’t get you socks

[@jonathanbell8887]

What the hell is up with the hand in this image?

[@KR-ki9hw]

We used to buy luminaries from the boy scouts every year. I was quite happy when they stopped selling them. Pain in the butt to set out, especially if it was a windy and cold night.

[@blackasmilk]

My parents tried to brat me with a PS2 as well lol I didn't brat either held it in tough

[@lunalove2259]

Socks, and undies, and...

[@giuseppebiundo6356]

Thanks Peepop

[@Tomtenthemech]

Phil is an OG naughty B

[@itsv1p3r]

My sister got coal when she was like 3

[@s1ke912]

Where can I find the full version of Shane as Santa Claus?

[@thatmovieguy7778]

Lmfao who else had to fxkin go to church on Christmas

[@brucewayne2255]

I would always miss St. Nicholas day and be pissed.

[@KR-ki9hw]

"Lump Support Group"

[@josephallen7137]

What episode is this

[@5cent27]

“shyamalonian twist” had me pissing myself 😂😂

[@monadamus42]

"Write a letter to Santa and just leave it at your parents."

[@Zure467]

CN skate palace...rip

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Merr Crmmis

[@ymhymh3944]

Hi Shane

[@Zure467]

(Translate to English) Based KZbin seeing your profile picture.

[@darktagmaster1861]

My father was born in 1951, in Reading, PA. He got nothing but coal for his 8th Christmas. They didn’t play back in the day

[@bensprink9943]

I got a box of rocks once from my grandpa

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Santa hooked up a GT Performer in 93…blew my 10yr old mind…getting the PlayStation, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo/Nintendo…good times

[@jonSilvernale666]

Yo! My parents/Santa fucking sucked

[@KR-ki9hw]

Lump Support Group made me laugh.

[@AbsurdistAgent]

Fuck that apple commercial yo

[@idontknow2stoned]

Your excused, matt.

[@Cmac5612]

8:00 I died

[@mindofmyown8597]

heall yeah

[@johnsullivano4470]

bro love Christmas

[@LittleKidPlumber]

I’m starting to think y’all are gay 🤨

[@cloudbloom]

🎅 🎅 🎅

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Goop

[@fredrickgardner1369]

Thanks for sharing! You definitely need to research Promo-SM!!

[@Truffle_Pup]

Always hilarious hearing Americans say they're Irish, but they're more German than the English Royal Family when it comes to Christmas.

[@jamesdavid2852]

Thank God I played sports then

[@whiskeyandcigarettes2785]

Christmas 1999; My cousin and I got gameboy colors and Pokémon games. I got red and he got blue. Best childhood christmas.

[@dblount1501]

Pp

[@anthonywandowicz8084]

Too bad Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus or God. It's actually a holiday for paganism. You ever hear Jesus mention Christmas or tell his disciples to celebrate his birthing. Nope you haven't

[@Ellron23]

Did you just learn this?

[@atomicalien4]

Wow what an original take my drunk uncle totally doesn't say this every year tryna be "deep"...

[@cloudbloom]

Checkmate atheists 😎

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

True…it’s a satanic holiday…where the hell you think Santa comes from? satan…..right in your face and nobody realizes…closet we know about Christ’s actual birthday is right around September 11…hence the satanic false flag ritual that took place on that day.

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 sick dude

[@dickthomas4670]

I used to tackle blow up decorations while walking home from house parties

[@INEEDANEWACCOUNTNAME]

Merry Christmas everyone 💋 xx