MSSP - Open Mic Comedy Drama

[@angelfernandez3109]

Listening to this in the car with my girl, and now we’re fighting about the woman’s day joke lmaoooooo

[@InnerCityX]

dumb girls always like "are you listening to me" and "look at the road get off youtube" lmao

[@littlejackalo5326]

​@@InnerCityXshe sounds like a real bummer.

[@rileygally2967]

Inshallah

[@Geeeskii]

Weird lie we know you dont have a girlfriend little bro

[@jonholla6463]

Dude having a girlfriend is gay

[@007meechy9]

peepop, this is to you and you only and this will be the last time i ask but on the episode Fire Tornados within the first 7 minutes Shane starts a story about Walter Flilipeck, a WW2 vet. it’s one of my favorite moments on the pod, please upload it for the rest of the dawgz

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Walter Filipek RULES, good call

[@thomashightower7881]

One of my favorites, and also super clippable as a mini bedtime story

[@nolanduarte]

Hes not gonna reply so do it. Or dont..

[@NotoriousPeepop]

Ill start clipping new testament once i get through the OT. But I will do it eventually

[@cuchuloholic]

@@NotoriousPeepop I’m gonna refresh every 5 minutes til I see it

[@dylangraf7626]

Matt’s such a good friend. Balancing Shane out when he gets a little too old school haha

[@gavinrush4995]

“I’m not a comic yet, really” -😅 Shane, at the time. Now look at the dawgs!

[@sn1pe34]

I heard Shane has a micropenis that's uncircumcised...is that true I'm new to here😮

[@kilemwaldrup4537]

The fellas think we hate inside baseball but nothing I enjoy more than these central PA boys shitting on urban alt comics.

[@TimmyMcGowan]

this is good inside baseball. behind the scenes weird social interactions. other comedians talking about “the craft” is like a plumber discussing pipe fitting. tell me about the other plumber that gave a stone cold stunner to his stepson’s teacher

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

It's good to know the Shaman would never feed us fake news

[@hypno5690]

Rogue scholar dude

[@jasonfifi]

1917 baby

[@jasonfifi]

@@davewrightthethinker hell yeah pavlichenko style: 300 nazis fell by her gun.

[@brandonsdead9242]

@@jasonfifiyeah and the soviets sent 8.7 million to the meat grinder. Largest military causality count to this day. Stop simping for communists from 80 years ago freak.

[@robert9016]

I’ve watched every historical doc on youtube and this is the only good shit in my recommendations rn thanks for uploading G

[@guydutoit61]

Which Historical Doc would you recommend the most??

[@cartercartercartercar]

@@guydutoit61 triumph of the will

[@some______guy]

KZbin has a feature called "new to you". It's one of the buttons on the front page. It only appears after a few reloads and almost hidden on computer. That's really random and fun stuff recommended

[@Max-zr7hr]

@@guydutoit61 Rocco never dies 1998

[@happybaals]

I got kicked out of comedy for saying "that's gay" on fb.

[@charliedunne8027]

Saw Shane last night in Palm Beach last night. Had chicken Tendies.

[@adamwalker6702]

Mmm’goodboy

[@slidethedoss239]

Tendiiiessss

[@acidfruitloops]

I'll die still claiming that the chicken crispers at chili's were the fknnnn truth. Neva forget.

[@cartercartercartercar]

nice. hoping he comes back to my town, had a great time w the bbg

[@J.W.Brogan]

When?

[@jacksonplatt1498]

Matt exemplifying a joke tattoo with a movie he has admitted to not seeing makes it even better

[@Pastor_Chief]

Dude, we all need a friend like Matt who is adept at comedy and able to pump us up for jokes when we need. Gosh dang, we all need a DAWG

[@knuckknucks9075]

Beta blocker .. congrats to the alphas listening !💪🏻🇺🇸👊🏻

[@mayfalltribe4747]

Not a real concept in nature... its matriarchal or patriarchal.

[@hamon_master1390]

​@mayfalltribe4747 he's referencing the podcast and they say that as a joke.

[@mayfalltribe4747]

@@hamon_master1390 omg thats hilarious lmao and ty for that

[@johngarrett5189]

Betas call themselves Alphas. Dead giveaway.

[@johngarrett5189]

​@@mayfalltribe4747the term was coined during the 20th century by a researcher who later admitted it was false and nonexistent in wolves. Then morons started calling themselves Alphas.

[@KR-ki9hw]

I am impressed that there are as many as five funny female comics in Philly. There are less than ten comics overall (male or female) that I routinely look to to make me laugh.

[@JLBxFTW]

When Matt laughs he sounds like Neo Cortex lmao 8:03

[@unclecraigscasita]

Extremely underrated comment, I hope you know that at least one person on this earth is dying laughing at that comparison

[@nolanduarte]

You wouldnt get it you're not part of the comedy scene you're a civilian.

[@zaneedmondson1814]

I hope this is satire lol

[@slidethedoss239]

The Craft ?

[@acidfruitloops]

Fkn great pfp

[@cartercartercartercar]

@@zaneedmondson1814 i think a comic said this at some point about “cancel culture,” forget who it was

[@brandon-HACK-HOUND]

So pedestrian.

[@PuffPac]

The bleep made that funnier. Hard to do, but that was one.

[@anthonyhuskett7413]

Cant listen to shane and Matt while working out 😂😂😂

[@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy]

Dude I made the mistake of watching Shane’s special on the stair master yesterday and almost ate shit 😂

[@anthonyhuskett7413]

@@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy the Dawgs have me looking like a mad man laughing out of nowhere

[@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy]

@@anthonyhuskett7413 I swear 😂 my uncle was on the one next to me with my other headphone cracking up too and people look back at us like bro wtf 😂

[@NUTTLEDGE45]

I’d drop the bar on my chest every other rep 😂

[@deadarmd]

Look at Will keeping that left up ready for the counter from Shane

[@shanestephens4728]

Take more than Will’s left to stop Irish Frankenstein

[@xbmpr]

Will can never prepare for what the Big Kahuna has in store

[@deadarmd]

@@shanestephens4728 at least he'll parry the mummy style right hand that comes back

[@bobbysbits2575]

Peepop, your thumbnails are lit 😂

[@giuseppebiundo6356]

Peepop, please pace yourself. We luh you too much to lose you

[@ILoveTheOarsman]

luh n praise tings gon be irie.

[@luciferdzhugashvili]

It’s like the hardcore scene in the late 90s.

[@aliveormedicated]

hah! the present one will give the 90’s a run for its money

[@mightymoeish]

This clip has some golden ones 14:06

[@TheElliotEquation]

Them talking about the colin Moriarty thing is surreal as a listner of both shane and colins podcats

[@rileygally2967]

Night ‘Cast + Cidies = Pure Moroccan Gold

[@MrMCLax2]

Need the “charging up a gratitude bomb” rant from Matt and him talking about gratitude on a clip. @peepop

[@bradtraq1]

The last line of this caught me off guard, shit was amazing.

[@blackscreen1810]

14:00 spot on mark normand impression from Matt

[@abcdeeeeedded]

Sometimes the kitanas are twirling ⚔️

[@omarrashid4822]

Haha having done a few open mics I 100% agree…everyone who does open mics is some level of oddball.

[@toastedt140]

It's a lesser version of the actor phenomenon where you kind have to be a pyscho to do it.

[@Mistlover]

Especially nowadays everyone’s told they can do anything lol. Your not funny and that’s ok

[@staguar]

Who knew Six was a roommate that didn't pay the power bill?

[@maybeaspider3456]

who would have guessed that Beezer would be a scumbag? lol

[@timforti]

that’s what i was thinking

[@chaimsamuels7553]

Performed for a while in nyc. It’s the exact same thing! I thought I was the only one that thought this!!!

[@CarRyde]

Mad props to you all

[@whitey129]

Ol shane had a night of yayo prior to this recording.

[@Jay-fx4tx]

Youre not "Alt" if you have the same ideology and style as EVERYONE else lol

[@JackQNielsen]

Been looking around and I can’t find the vid of Shane bagging on the dude that went up before him talking about CP vs AOC laws, anyone have a link? Even if there’s minimal context it’s always fun to watch young bull shit on people

[@ITMT.]

Night Shane is wild

[@steveskrobacz6064]

Wasn't that the opening to grandma's boy?

[@jamesthomison4356]

Been a standup for 7 years and can verify everything they’re saying. It’s honestly the worst industry in the world

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

There’s only a 1000 of ya but there are millions of doctors. Thank you for your service.

[@jamesthomison4356]

@@vhscopyofseinfeld you’re welcome. I do it for civilians like yourself

[@bwolfe9040]

You got any clips

[@anson2389]

@James Thomison like running into a burning building. RIP Tom Meyers

[@mr.jojomunoz6561]

Now ur on 8 years

[@EmpureMedia]

Highly reccomend adding local open micers on FB. It gets spicy

[@greenman9123]

Recs?

[@EmpureMedia]

@@greenman9123 it has to be locals to your own town for it to be worthwhile

[@rcoz6391]

I made it through the firewall. Sweeeeeeeet!

[@davidhill2020]

1:40 Oof...I know exactly the improviser they're talking about and the improv theater covered for him for years. When he finally got outed as a predator by students (and, crucially, not by the A-list improvisers who knew what he was doing), a lot of people were doing anything to avoid explaining why they kept info about him to themselves.

[@davidhill2020]

5:25 I remember this. I know the woman in question, who's very funny. She'll take lazy, hacky topics like rape jokes and "my racist uncle" but do actual work and go in some jaw dropping directions. I don't know who the guy was, but I do know that the guy running the open mic said he wasn't allowed back.

[@unclecraigscasita]

16:23 one of the few bleeped out moments of the old test, Phil’s genesis 1:1 being the first and best

[@thomasmitchell4128]

"To everyone who is saying 'alright yall are probably saying quit talking about open mics and yall are probably wanting us to shut up about local comedy" Dawgs. Fucking never stop.

[@clvrswine]

No one uses y'all. Please stop.

[@wes8052]

We do. Yall dont.

[@MilliPSN]

Hahahaha @ referring to Colin Moriarty as a bigwig video game CEO 😂

[@TyranBatten]

Yeah that was a hilariously failed recalling of what happened.

[@kevoseddo4064]

These guys can no longer be cancelled. Say what you think brothers

[@jeffreyblock16]

I love the don’t see gender part. People can make fun of fat bald white men without consequence but you make fun of one bald woman and her husband is slapping you on stage. If it’s ok to say something about a man it has to be ok to say it about anyone else no more we can take it but not aloud to dish it out

[@kman9884]

She’s not even bald either. She still has hair follicles Also let’s not act like block women aren’t *the* largest demographic of wig purchasers, so it’s not like it matters.

[@nathanchildress5596]

Should everyone recognize that jokes are jokes? Yeah mostly, but when have fat white baldies been oppressed abused or discriminated against? Don’t play victim dude. Jokes about women just have to actually be clever or funny to be ok. If you’re not funny watch your mouth

[@TheRealNessie]

these guys remind me of the boys from Always Sunny

[@AndersonHershey]

Why does the alto feed me this pod? Does the algo think I’m an alpha?

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

I actually like Vin deezL pitch black chronicles of ridiculous. Raw Boi shit

[@jackidewhirst7266]

Hey! I listen to ALL 500 podcasts you are on. And no my bf didn't introduce me. I think you guys are hilarious and i just happen to love history too. And I'm not gay. Just a normal chic who belly laughs at your jokes. And I'm from Pittsburgh! Hmu! I love to laugh

[@littlejackalo5326]

Have you eaten a taco before?

[@jackidewhirst7266]

@@littlejackalo5326 gayyyyyyy

[@jugwrld]

lady this isn’t there yt channel and they’re not going to hit you up 💀

[@jackidewhirst7266]

Cool anime profile pic

[@Random_ideit]

Tran fed. Power of christ compels you

[@colinrankin1659]

What was bleeped out? 😅

[@TheAgentmigs]

What other Philly podcast were they referring to?

[@LukeTG1_TTV]

The woman’s day joke guy getting fired is insane. Imagine being the wet wipe who fired him.

[@eddiemumford]

Oh no! I’m a gay but I found the secret podcast 🤣

[@joemama4473]

They said if youre a girl, its more liekly that you are gay, and watch the pod than a straight girl

[@braddywarbucks]

Not just a comic... A protected female comic

[@kog3760]

As close to Opie and Anthony as we'll get.

[@osar2870]

Mssp is 10x better than that show ever was you def don’t know what you’re talking about

Dont be gay. opie and anthony was good and so is this.

[@nathanchildress5596]

Opie and Anthony were great because of Patrice and the other talent, don’t get it twisted

[@bridgidigital]

Ohhh...shots fired towards the Mark Normands and Joe Lists of comedy. I see between them lines.

[@therainman7777]

Please explain.

[@Ryan-sf8nf]

@@therainman777713:45

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Shane looks like he could take a slap

[@JohnWaxed]

10:18 “had to step down” said who

[@axelsxnumba1fan]

As a female that doesn't eat box and listens to shit like this, Shane is right. Imo guys are cooler to hang out with because they talk about hilarious or interesting stuff. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@sanriosenpai3569]

Your 29 old asf. 🍳🍳🍳

[@NoNameNo.5]

Eat some 📦, you’ll prolly love it, like everyone listening to this

[@maybeaspider3456]

as a male who loves eating box, whats up?

[@axelsxnumba1fan]

@@maybeaspider3456 😏

[@Stonewall29]

What’s your OF

[@j.poodlefriends7400]

Who are they talking about?

[@nateclasen]

By ciders do they mean angry orchards or seltzers lol

[@foxwomb]

who gives a fuck

[@Luke-fn6uj]

Actual ciders in a can like 14%

[@seabrook1976]

You would think someone with Will Smith's resources could afford a barber who could pull off a straight neckline.

[@therainman7777]

It’s straight, his neck is just twisted.

[@mayfalltribe4747]

What an odd and fkin pointless thing to pick out of everything going on in the thumbnail and video... who hurt you

[@BryceChillis]

thumbnail made me laugh

[@steviechampagne]

KEEP MY BBG’s NAME OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH

[@BryceChillis]

@@steviechampagne im going to!

[@EastboundAndDowns]

It's good, but the Will Smith jokes are already getting stale

[@drumboarder1]

Autism aye

[@dangielfrauk8484]

Perfect scaling on the thumbn

[@gart9680]

Humans will never change. Envy spawns acts that otherwise wouldn't occur.

[@SubjectDelta20]

I wish they would name a few of the five *actually* funny female comics in Philly

[@dirtt4030]

Sounds like the beginning of grandmas boy

[@therainman7777]

Can you explain?

[@wisconsin9009]

I love snizz

[@NoNameNo.5]

Aw man I wish I had more context

[@REALCaptainAmerican]

I can’t believe there are people who still use Facebook

[@therainman7777]

😂

[@nathanchildress5596]

Right here dawg, I’ve got all the moms liking my photos.

[@jeremylawson6648]

as a black artist everyone being an artist has fucked us.

[@finn4435]

Is peeko an electric company? Non NA here, my b

[@finn4435]

@JesusIsLord cheers lad

[@FlyingShroom]

Versace Shane & Big T are m wallpaper

[@Muricanwerewolf]

Love the ol testi spice

[@JimEmig-oy6zm]

You guys are so fn funny!!

[@skeletorpfunk6342]

13:51 mark normand

[@mgpBLARG]

Matt has no concept of math. Cidies are about 5% abv... NATTIES ARE 5.9%!!!!! CIDIES ARE NOT THE EQUIVALENT OF 3 BEERS!!!!!!!!!

[@viodesa3]

It goes without saying that there aren't any funny female "comedians".

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

This pod is 🤪, i love it.

[@Jim-mq5xe]

is this abt Wood?

[@WapooshX]

There was a pod with Lemaire that said he was one of the roommates that got fucked out of the electric bill money, it’s just a random guy that was in the philly comedy scene

[@Elayaass]

this is not about the money but like if he was willing to fuck them over with the pikabill money, what assures you he won't steal jokes or fuck you over some gig? I think that kind of people should be ghosted for sure

[@anthonybogus5688]

Cool! I’m an alpha!

[@jackb8598]

Shane why so bitter buddy. “Other comedians suck except me!!!!!!!” Well yea it’s tru but chill.

[@LazyShortsOpieAnthony]

I get it. Must be really frustrating seeing how many nobodies succeed. Patrice was also irked by it.

[@christianshaw9102]

Pffff more like Shame Gillis jk

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Goop

[@bougiebum9138]

I like that comedians take on child porn photos. I think Shane's obsession with highschool girls is way more unsettling than someone pointing out how much laws don't make sense

[@ILoveTheOarsman]

guy doesnt handle issues with kid gloves.

[@j.a.6310]

"obsession with highschool girls" isn't this literally the age that most men find most attractive when its researched? Like legit sociology studies by universities find that men find women most attractive at 18 or younger and it just dips from there.

[@cincinatus90]

Just like Cumia

[@tylerberg4832]

@@j.a.6310 what kind of pedo research are you doing my guy

[@sandworm9528]

​@@j.a.6310 Nah it's like 18 - 25 is most attractive cos that's ideal fertility age range I guess

[@ChideNorms]

I didn’t laugh once

[@LazyShortsOpieAnthony]

How did you make it through the firewall?

[@bp4861]

Bro who is the person they're talking about

[@therainman7777]

LeMaire Lee I think?

[@MrDillon2029]

I like how all the comedians call their audience idiots. Cus that’s how they honestly feel. They think their so smart and great, yet they probably don’t even know how to tie a shoe they have someone do it for them 😂 their the type of ppl to call someone for anything and everything