MSSP - Dethroning Your Sisters

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 54 8

[@Jake_venture]

Goldberg spear is a great little brother move, definitely an equalizer

[@FlaminggMoe]

"Bless you" 🤣 I lost my shit

[@kels4650md]

“You like being a good boy for your sister” 😂😂😂

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

I just recently found out about Shane Gillis because of Theo Von and I gotta say Gillis is probably the funniest comedian on the planet

[@quantumperception]

Welcome to real comedy. You won't be needing to listen to that hack anymore. lol

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Damn man hell yeah, I regret not moving from that circle of comedy to these East coast boizzzzz years ago. They made the best pod guests 2017 to now was kind of a torture chamber of forced laughs and arena standing ovations.

[@bovinejangles]

He's definitely my favourite rn. I think the New York scence is stronger than LA and Shane is the best out of all them.

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

Matt is funnier tbh

[@VincentBones44]

@@quantumperception nah Theo is still funny. I like Shane better but Theo is dope

[@dukelombardi4565]

I like how everyone that has a sister comes to the conclusion that framing your sibling for a crime they didn’t do and getting punished for is worse than a kick, punch to the sister.

[@cloudbloom]

Facts

[@joeyoung9185]

we had to fight them on the feminine level

[@dukelombardi4565]

@@joeyoung9185 if you don’t learn to blame game at 12 In a world full of hurt. When my mom got upset I just blurted my youngest sister was responsible and she got blamed.

[@serialfun3690]

Psychological warfare is another type of pain

[@poboy8490]

It's the worst 😔 I still remember the screams

[@jakec2229]

"Fuckin A" is just short for "fucking absolutely"

[@jed2818]

And it's american slang, not uk.

[@johnflaherty810]

It means fucking affirmative

[@hollandaise84]

Or “fuckin’ eh!”

[@biguprochester]

Four seconds in and I already have a story. My sister was older bigger and rowdy af. If she didn’t get to run the remote control I’d have to pull guard on her until she tapped.

[@jeremycorse8967]

Getting missionary from sis

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Sounds a little weird 😂

[@liamquinn1981]

pull guard? on your sister?... gayest shit ive read all evening

[@fortyforfree]

Like a farmer, wrangling a wild cow.

[@John_Notmylastname]

Vice principals is the last comedy show that actually made me belly laugh. That show is hilarious.

[@tylerdabbs]

Danny McBride doesn't get the credit he deserves check out east bound and down he wrote that too

[@John_Notmylastname]

@@tylerdabbs you’re fuckin out!

[@rp3801]

Check out Righteous Gemstones

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

“She’s pretty… sorry” 😂😂😂

[@AJ-das]

"She was hogging the fucking pepsi!" Matt immediately filling in the blanks 😂

[@ryanmcginness2888]

Love the cut and pasties. It's so Shaney.

[@ryanmcginness2888]

Woo!

[@5dollarshake263]

I had a sister who was 4 years older and 100% more jacked than Shane's sister and she used to shove me into the couch so hard and I was claustrophobic af but I always remember every time she kicked my ass I'd warn her "You just wait till I hit puberty, this will be all over" and that's exactly what ended up happening because puberty would 55lbs of muscle on me in 2 years, it was absurd.

[@plasmapanasonic4741]

I hope you got your sweet sweet revenge brah. Justice served.

[@antonlifer4449]

I have a younger sister. I treated her like a brother so after she got older she could take a punch so our fights weren't so easily one sided. Also she liked weapons. I've been stabbed...been hit with bats..have had coffee mugs thrown at my head. It was fun. We still scrap once in a while.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Man I thought I was the only one who got stabbed by a sibling , my brother stabbed me 3 times in the stomach with keys when we're younger 😂😂😂 I'm the younger brother who someone was bigger than my brother so he always fought dirty

[@zerotwoeleven_]

@@drunkenmmamaster419 jesus christ man

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

My older sis whipped a nerf pistol so hard onto my skull I bled Lmfao😭😭 good times

[@joeldoherty2166]

I knew that these boys would love Vice Principals

[@wacopaco2099]

Nothin like getting back after a football practice and listening to my boys

[@wilmcl9209]

I used to punch my older sister hard on the arm then immediately start rubbing my eye really hard and tell my mom that she poked me in the eye while my sister was crying and yelling.

[@BryceChillis]

Lol imagine being jacked and 6 feet tall flipping out on a little kid

[@neilbowman573]

Almost got kidnapped in Jamaica....I was just trying to buy hash and dude tried to sell me his underage cousin in addition to the hash. It was like National Geographic....I'd never seen anything like it. And I was wearing sweats, a Yankees hat, and a t shirt that said White Trash....sometimes you gotta dip your toe in the danger

[@Gojeto346]

how did you almost get kidnapped? It sounds like you took part in human trafficking

[@Meekmillan]

Was browsing some pagan subreddits, top post was a bad bitch but if you went to their other posts you’d see it was a trap. Guy in the comments tried warning people got downvoted to hell and called a transphobe & monster. I’m just tryna crease my shit to non-gmo bbgs and these animals wanna say you’re a bad person for it. Smh

[@fakenamerson256]

Are there any other comedy duos people would recommend obviously these are the top dawgs but i love the format

[@cloudbloom]

I've got 2 brothers and 3 sisters, we had some heated squabbles

[@awakenthewoke1091]

I had 2 older sisters too and it was pure hell 😅

[@steven1479]

My sister is 5 years older than me and she used to beat me up all the time until she hit puberty. Then when she started shit I'd punch her in one of her tig ol bitties and suddenly the odds became even.

[@keith8758]

My sister is also 5 years older than me. Lots of memories of getting kicked in the face by her. She ruined our trip to Ocean City, MD when she got her first period.

[@steven1479]

@@keith8758 Lol, sorry, the way you wrote that last part had me cracking up. My sister never kicked my face, thankfully, but I've had a deep sea fishing trip ruined by my brother that's two years older beating me up one morning in the motel we were at. Unfortunately my mom jumped in the way and I accidentally hit her in the stomach, I felt so bad that I just stayed in the motel. At one point I accidentally locked myself out on the third floor patio because apparently the sliding doors lock as soon as you're outside, which is a terrible design. I climbed down a drainage pipe and asked the front desk to let me back in, which they did, but still, idiotic design for a patio door.

[@BigBagg69]

All hail PEEPOP

[@dukelombardi4565]

Shoutout to accounts that splice great segments on podcasts

[@ryanmcginness2888]

and it's Walton Goggins that plays across Danny McBride in Vice Principals. very talented actor, works with Ray McKinnon and Billy Joe Bob quite a bit.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

That show is so underrated, Jody Hill is an amazing director too

[@zxcv8150]

Can you make a compilation of them ribbing the italian superstar

[@sienkbeats3336]

Tourettes is not ideal for podcasting.

[@T_D_B_]

It's next level bro

[@BigBagg69]

It's the future

[@andreasi5125]

Took me a while to figure out what was going on lol

[@rustyshackleford4958]

They need to bring him back

[@mikedaines47]

@@rustyshackleford4958 who is it?

[@NeoValeTudo]

Full circle with Danny mcbride

[@bwolfe9040]

I was fake punching my sister and accidentally punched her in the nose and I started crying and she just laughed lmao

[@rickardcarlsson3692]

I always thought the brits said “Fucking hell” and the us said ”fucking aye”

[@angelking.91]

4:20-5:00 lmfao

[@KR-ki9hw]

peperoni nipples cracks me up.

[@mrblaze187]

The hilarious guy says, you need siblings to be funny...

[@loqeechris]

Does the guest have turrets?!? 😮😂

[@Dick_Dastardly4_7]

They’re mounted on his jeep dude

[@Patrick.Weightman]

There are very few moves that are more alpha male than punching a woman in the gut

[@johnfalkner8821]

Gad damn that fart

[@duke3250]

It's cheRUbic, Matt's right

[@fozzle6503]

F*n A is definitely not British, I've literally never heard it apart from in American media.

[@fraserehl5894]

"Fuckin Eh!" is Canadian if anyone cares lol

[@louisgarcia9072]

I cared thank you

[@magicpowers]

🍑💨Bless you

[@michaelof2000]

I’m not against “ disciplining” your kids.. but my dad hit me time, after time, after time, after time, because of my behavior in school/public. That was when I was like 9-13,14 years old. All those years, he beat me , hard. Because he thought I was a troublemaker. Now I’m grown (22), I know that wasn’t me being a bad kid, but just a kid that legitimately didn’t know better and let all his metal issues grow and grow. And than, get beat for it…… Yeah, I am F*ucked rn lmao

[@quantumperception]

You shouldn't let your metal issues grow... or your mental issues either, lol. And thEn you got beat for it? Rough. But at least you didn't get beet for it, lol. Grammar jokes, everybody!

[@fortyforfree]

Admit it, if you could punch him good just one time, oof. Goodbye dad

[@michaelof2000]

@@fortyforfree maybe. A lot of the mental issues I have, he also has/had. Which confuses me even more, since he should see I’m not just a bad kid. One time when I was like 16, I pushed him a bit when he got in my face, and he grabbed me and body slammed me onto the kitchen floor for it. In front of my 2 nieces and my girlfriend. There was also a time he whipped my legs so hard with his belt, that it left purple welts all over them. So bad that they made me miss school for a week because of it…. My parents are also hardcore Christians. So if there was ever a issue with me, they would just pray and think God would make it all better. Obviously not. I resent my dad the most because of all th

[@Naltddesha]

Wow, I’ve wondered this too. I guess now that they mention it, ‘fuckin’ A’ does sounds like something I’ve heard in an English accent, but I’ve heard a lot of ppl in a southern accent say it as well. And I also thought it was kinda stupid either way bc- if you’re going to abbreviate an offensive word- why would you abbreviate Ass? Fuck(in) is such a harsher word.. why earmuff the word ass when you just said fuckin’??

[@fourgoose3878]

Lol, fucking A is a military thing

[@CAMOHEADSHOT]

HUuh!

[@trevergoick9341]

3:26 😆 Is this a joke?... It seems rtarded and possibly CRAzy that crayons and the pronunciation would ever be disputed.

[@duke3250]

when i was a kid some people would say crayins, sounded like crans

[@Zure467]

I say it 3 different ways to be safe.

[@shogun_arasaka]

It's "fuckin eh" as in like how Canadians say "eh" after everything. It's a common saying here in New Zealand and Australia, I assume it's originally from the British, all my British friends say it in the same manner. Never heard it used as an abbreviation for fuckin ass.

[@deezlesteezle]

Matt said cherubic correctly. You need to apologize.

[@claycox3627]

We don’t say that shit in England

[@theboy7744]

As a Canadian I always thought it was fucking eh

[@idontknow2stoned]

Same haha

[@masonkowalski2576]

I say fucken eh! I'm Canadian. Its the same as oh fuck

[@tommy2364]

What even is T porn lol

[@Fisker94]

Porn with transsexuals. Oh sweet innocent Tommy, Matt used to experiment.

[@nastradumbass]

I think it's some kind of Indian food

[@gunshow86de]

Porn for guys with high T.

[@tym5483]

Trans

[@sitonmuhdeckasshole]

It’s spelled tee pourhn a very spicy Indian sausage

[@WalkingPaceWP]

fking a is not a British saying whatsoever. they couldn't be more wrong

[@db3951]

What episode was this