MSSP- The Solution To Homelessness

The dawgs come up with solutions on how to fix the homelessness problem, they share stories of homeless people that lived around them. So sad honestly:/
audio clip from mssp ep 371- … UGH

[@seabrook1976]

This is 2023, guys. We don't use the word "bums" any more. We refer to them as Outdoorsmen or Wilderness Explorers.

[@jeddunning7058]

Sidewalk shamans

[@andrewwilliams6745]

Urban dwellers

[@TheTTrickz]

Involuntary campers

[@Pneubeteube]

Concrete Bushman

[@Muhfuc]

Inner city boi Scouts of America

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

My coworkers were talking about this the other day and after I said “homeless”they tried to correct me by saying “unhoused” 😂

[@jamesgilbert91]

Gross. I say we take those dog fighting pit bulls & just let em loose at night on the tent streets

[@TheRealTurkFebruary]

My goodness that sounds worse!

[@charlest5604]

Stay away from them. If you like MSSP, you'll eventually say something that will offend them, and they'll report you to HR.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

​@@charlest5604Oh boy, I've dealt with a shithead who tried that with me. Luckily the manager was a bro and was telling me all the shit he was saying behind my back, 99% overexaggerated. Typical bitch-like behavior from a 40 year old man was almost enough to get fired for kicking him in the bird.

[@acardinalconsideration824]

The habitationally disadvantaged

[@dangielfrauk8484]

I think there should be a federally funded reality tv show where they take a person and fund their proposed solution in a controlled study. We do this for as many seasons as it takes to find the one.

[@ryshellso526]

Based. I think the guys from "bum-fights" should host it.

[@sethdaniel4034]

This would solve a lot more problems than homelessness

[@AA-qd7vk]

You may have just found the solution to 99% of humanity's problems

[@sanctifymymusic]

That’s a great idea. The failures would be the funniest episodes though, but also educational because solving these big problems is complicated and lunatics on meth covered in ring worm can sometimes be that squeaky wheel in a great plan.

[@BodyByBenSLC]

That's actually not a bad idea.

[@shinobiBUNK]

"He had like a 32oz blue frost." Hahah like it's a weapon model

[@creebden4411]

You can almost hear the shaman kicking his legs in laughter blessed be the dawgs

[@mohnjarx7801]

I know a kid who dropped a cinder block on a sleeping bums head and it popped his eye out like half way. No idea of the bum survived but the block dropper died of cancer like 12 years

[@user-ws8uw2jy2w]

did you see it or hear about it?

[@Josh-ew1le]

I hope the cinder block is ok

[@mohnjarx7801]

@@user-ws8uw2jy2w heard about it from the cousin who was there. I wouldn't let someone do that if I was there

[@mohnjarx7801]

@@Josh-ew1le it's better than the homeless bum

[@mohnjarx7801]

@@Josh-ew1le it's pretty solid

[@vicelixir8566]

I've been clean for 360 days now, but for a year before that, I was a homeless "opioid bum" in West Palm Beach, and let me tell you, it's not the 24-hour party they tell you it is. Update: yesterday was dope-free Day 640- 1 year and 9 months, so it's funny to have this post pop back up now.

[@redacted9990]

Nice! Keep it up

[@steviechampagne]

oh thanks for clearing that up. I thought being addicted to heroin was a 24 hour party 🙄

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

​@@steviechampagneIt used to be until the dirty commies took office. They changed the ingredients.

[@vicelixir8566]

@@steviechampagne who said "heroin"?! 🤔

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

@@vicelixir8566 tbf different methods for same effect.

[@dolph3578]

"manning the front door of a 7-11" looool

[@deeeich267]

My dad is in like the hippy (which also has a huge overlap with druggies and homeless)community here in Austin and lives with my grandma. He says “worst case scenario I could just be homeless”. His idea is “it’s a nicer life as a homeless person In austin than a home owner in Brownsville”. It’s crazy how some people are content with just coasting off other people.

[@grizzlixx]

your dad is like that and you actually know him? almost impressive on his part

[@Dom_1130]

As a born and raised Californian, we 100% do have running meth bums and they are FIRED UP at all times

[@Thisshitcrazybruh]

You should turn loose a few rednecks with shotguns in there.

[@ryanarmani3082]

“Ugh” is an excellent episode. Stay sharp dawgz

[@jaker_jaker]

They're not bums, They're "Urban Outdoorsmen"

[@Naeshabby]

I don't know why but, "The opioid boys could wake up, and start getting fired up" make me almost spit my food out

[@user-iw5rf7xo8e]

" I need an empty room". Holy shit that's a good one.

[@segua]

So I can dance… 😂😂😂

[@0Akeldama0]

white walkers is hilarious

[@digger3578]

I lived in Ventura, CA when the bum came into a local restaurant and cut off the head of a patron while he ate. I’m in Asheville NC and it’s no better here. My gf saw a bum stab a dog to death in the park. Quite dangerous actually and It’s absolutely everywhere.

[@CeeJayFraser]

I bet the dog owed the guy money or something, understandable

[@wut3358]

It's not where I live. Stop exaggerating.

[@janefkrbtt]

you seem to bring awful homeless people with you wherever you go.

[@digger3578]

@@wut3358 I’m sorry. I should have checked with you first to see if it was actually everywhere. I’ll leave KZbin now. Thank you.

[@Tigusfoyle]

What kind of restaurant? I like Mexican 🌮

[@xxxscumbagxxx8089]

I dont think shane understands if there homeless there tolerance to fentanyl is astonishing

[@TheTTrickz]

True, dose accordingly or go for carfentanyl. Problems arise when if realize it and start extracting it from the pills. They will have a good time and will make up for the lost ones by attracting new bros.

[@Thisshitcrazybruh]

Gotta hit em with the Carfentanyl

[@xxxscumbagxxx8089]

@@Thisshitcrazybruh thats just gonna make super humans

[@alexmouton4114]

No joke.. I just was in San Diego today on the 5 and I almost hit a naked black homeless man running through the freeway at 630 am.. he clearly was on meth.. Shane ain’t lying

[@Stephen.in.Virginia]

He aint lying but you are

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

Shane should be a guest on Tweaker Hunters! Lol.

[@alexfisher4009]

crack or tweak!!!

[@Kraledgar406]

Honestly I can´t explain how listening to the #CheekClappersPodcast makes me feel. I am very lonely and have no friends at all. I live alone and work remotely so I have little to no human interaction. But when I put their podcast on it´s like hanging out with two of my best buds. They don´t judge me for my macabre ghoulish goblin-like appearance or lack of any personal hygiene. We just laugh together like we have been friends forever.

[@stashthevampede9480]

Take a shower.

[@CF-uj7oe]

Water is your friend

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Wtf is cheek clappers podcast

[@v1sudo]

This is sad.... Go outside bro

[@mohnjarx7801]

😂

[@daltonmurphy7633]

Lmao I lived in san Diego and absolutely had a bum attack me 😂

[@devanman7920]

Absolutely

[@Sprite_525]

1:49 “San Diego has _runnin bums_ , dude” 😆

[@ericdeissler209]

NE Philly here, and we used to have “runner guy.” He was an athlete homeless bro. #justsayin

[@born2drum1]

Shane had me rolling in the first 5 seconds 😂😂😂😂

[@JustSaying99]

A lot of people talk about “bum fights” but the real Goat was the Bum Hunter 😭

[@jaidenlee9288]

im bout to be hunting your bum if you dont settle down over there

[@RobRowBoat]

Bum hunter you mean mean tha booty bandit gonna clap dem cheeks

[@tc4423]

"Crigey! He's goregous! Careful, he has some fight in em!"

[@jlshel42]

Milf Hunter was my preference, but hey I don’t kink shame

[@HoboHunterRik]

Hey whats up?

[@HyPotterinuse]

Hell Shane has my vote if he runs for office.

[@alreadybanned-pe6se]

Be a nice change from liar paedophile satanic communist traitors

[@juantheworker4274]

It’s been described by a bum that getting narcan’d after overdosing is like floating on a cloud and then being plunged in really cold water

[@goatz556]

This video is a national treasure holy shit I haven't laughed this hard

[@ahdgrbfixg]

great thumbnail 😁

[@alec6948]

Immediate lol

[@neilbowman573]

Very good clip. And educational.

[@dariusjonsson2358]

"use the wedge" got me

[@matthewechevarria7635]

Bring back the California Bear. The homeless situation would fix itself.

[@vincentsalgado5657]

As long as the opioid bois don’t sit down they’ll be pumped for sure

[@brendanwiencek6278]

Robots VS Meth Bums needs to be a movie

[@ControlledchaosE36]

In Ga our bums know their place for the most part. They know they’ll get shot fucking around with people.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Funny how that works, huh. Almost like an armed citizenry might be some sort of deterrent or something....

[@gunkanjima3408]

In a world of constant political correctness, it’s good to hear some good f’d up conversations

[@Robert_e_house]

In a few short hours the dawg will be hosting snl and I am excited to see it

[@NiQGrafnRHipHop]

I’m surprised they didn’t make a McGregor vs Diaz Comparison, when they were taking Dust heads vs Narc Hand

[@chadphelps5809]

Why is this a question? Mental hospitals worked but people got cruel . How are bums wandering better?

[@ac2670]

Weapons and/or clubs are illegal under a California law. One may not possess anything that could be used to defend one’s self.

[@bigdawg4916]

Imagine being homeless and there's just one dude who Shits on everything. They're like "Fuck! Dave!, You making us look bad man"

[@Trashrock80]

In Portland they call them “unhoused”

[@gersondiplo]

If only we had real world examples of cities and countries that have already solved that issue. /s But many would label those solutions "unamerican" though.

[@bugslinginbandito444]

Thumbnail is gold

[@shilohwallaby617]

The first minute is how the crack epidemic was invented

[@RazorRedPresa]

He's having a nice time.

[@tallglassofwater007]

Friend of mine got punched in the face by a bum for offering him a sandwich.

[@Pilot47drunkmoose]

San Diego is not anywhere close to being that bad, what the hell did we do to Shane 😂😭

[@Stephen.in.Virginia]

In another 2 years we can get a reboot of True Detective Season 2 with Shane taking on the roles both Vince Vaughn played and also Rachel McAdams with an awful semi bearded Shane in tight short jean shorts and wig getting the answers out of mob guys with 1.5 minute furious hj's

[@BodyByBenSLC]

I look at the homelees them I look at people that buy doordash and good to bars every day or spend money on vapes. You'd think seeing homelessness every where would be motivation to save money. I know it is for me.

[@shaundiltz5821]

Sprinting bums are scary

[@floppycopy1284]

hmmm sending them to mexico means they don't have to smuggle anymore

[@williambonnie-do7yz]

We don't even say "kill" anymore. Now we say "take from them what once kept them alive." Or something like that dude IDK!⭐🤗

[@OnPointFirearms]

Into the pot.

[@BrandonP43]

Solution to homelessness: Buy a house wtf

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Conscript them

[@thedavidlevi]

Hunger games

[@-C.S.R]

Bum Island

[@WillLundyMusic]

Hey are we talkin wedge now? The wedge would rule on the bums.

[@adamroodog1718]

rufus the stunt bum. bless him

[@DenverPicker]

The solution to homelessness is to soak everything with water and they will go somewhere else🤷‍♂️

[@benitofranklyn4237]

I love how you can just walk by those tent cities stab a bum and walk away no one cares

[@user-mm8vw1ow1x]

If they want people to buy into society, they should have a society worth buying into

[@austinarroyo9629]

I say we get a skateboard and some plywood. We get a running start and jump the homeless. It would be sweet.

[@c7lee]

*southpark reference noted

[@krunksvoldihno]

Reintroduce coastal brown bears

[@BryceChillis]

hobos

[@zachvaught1558]

#bumawareness

[@rogenjosh]

Opioid boys getting fcked up

[@jrockaz548]

Nah they bums straight up

[@PzY-Reviews]

Moat of the homless are already addicted to fenty and have a high tolranxe like a gram a day when a piece the sixe of the grwin of salt would kill sokboey else

[@RichardStomper]

Can’t watch these with no video

[@tranquilitybase7860]

Meth Max

[@serotoninaddict2185]

Stret people

[@firinne]

2:44

[@kwamintaylor4247]

Antivaxer reveals himself right off the bat.

[@diegoisawesomeable]

I had to throw a bum off his bike down here

[@mehmetsahurtekin1904]

I look at a new episode of the Cheek Clappers Podcast the way a family of meek medieval peasants look at a fresh loaf of bread. Ah, sustenance. Life. Preservation. Joy. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌

[@EsperLeon730]

Ik it's alot Absurdity humor...but this one is a lil tone deaf. 😬🙃

[@TheSunshineGroup]

Yo this comment section is whack

[@fundacengiz3764]

💪🐵👊 I bang my fists on my keyboard like a deranged ape when I listen to the Cheek Clappers Podcast 💪🐵👊

[@ozlemkurt8257]

▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ If I were Bill Clinton, 42nd president of the United States of America, I would thank former Vice-President Al Gore for developing the internet so that I could listen to the Cheek Clappers Podcast █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁

[@anacummm]

¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸I can’t BELIEVE the Cheek Clappers Podcast paid for that hologram of 2Pac at Coachella. Disrespectful…¸♫·¯·♪¸¸♩·¯·♬¸¸

[@FryingTiger]

All the bums in one big Thunderdome!

[@jasonspaniol5990]

Meth bums could be the most perfect 2 word explanation of the ninja abilities of the meth bum my brother lived downtown and witnessed a meth bum vs a tree 10 rounds of absolute brutality and the tree tkod at 2.34 round 9 . Want to go into business with a road warrior style school bus with a bar and do a full action adventure midnight cruise thru a real zombie land

[@alikarakurt8260]

¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°ʇsɐɔpoԀ sɹǝddɐlƆ ʞǝǝɥƆ ǝɥ⊥ oʇ uǝʇsıl°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸

[@yasardenizcolak1556]

Psychoanalyze the bus driver. Gaslight the Walmart cashier. I bet they listen to that god awful offensive Cheek Clappers Podcast. #YESALLMENLISTENTOCHEEKCLAPPERS

[@Mono-jh6ro]

🤌😐🤌 I have trained my wife like Pavlov´s Dog to become aroused whenever I put an episode of The Cheek Clappers podcast on. Try it for yourself next time you're entertaining your sweetheart…🤌😐🤌💯💯