MSSP - Shane's Depressing Life On The Road

[@NotoriousPeepop]

I once took an 11hr overnight bus ride from Paris to London. You see some wild shit on a long ride

[@The_Mad_King]

I agree, I sailed the Caribbean and stopped at 11 island countries… it is amazing what you see on a long trip🤣🤣🤣 didn’t have to even steer the boat🤘 I “won” a cruise from a casino… I think they just felt sorry for me cause I unintentionally paid their light bill for the year☹️ Good channel. Thanks for the fun🍺

[@baronvoncrags771]

I've taken amtrak from the Midwest to PDX (and back), twice. It's pretty decent. Most of the riffraff have departed by Milwaukee.

[@nawan6266]

You french peepop?

[@Flukex-ew7yo]

What did all y'all see??? I'm curious af

[@nawan6266]

I went from bordeaux to milano on a bus and it's pretty much a motel on wheels just like shane described it.

[@a21mayo]

Thinking of Shane just going about his life using public transport is hilarious to me

[@choosey7848]

Just standin’ up in the subway car leanin on a pole, tan T-shirt, blue jeans, adidas shoes. Staring at the floor with his iconic half-tard gaze.

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

[@richardj8760]

Yeah truly, imagining Shane just standing on the side of a greyhound bus and waiting for the driver to open up the luggage hatch.

[@Ben.N]

​@@richardj8760where I am they don't let you out until the luggage is unloaded

[@paulsheehan2998]

Yeah, don't get it

[@ianwall8008]

Matt and Shane are helping me enjoy life so much more. Love how these dudes fan find humor in literally anything.

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

I spent about a year and a half as a drifter and his bit about public transit being weird at night is 100% true. I would rather spend another night in jail than on a Greyhound bus

[@cloudbloom]

Greyhounds are wild I've done some long rides and you really see the freakshow on those

[@Stop_Gooning]

I was "homeless" for a little while but I always had a car and friends with houses.

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@Stop_Gooning hope you’re doing better now man. It’s a rough life. Lots of people don’t get the second chance we did

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Yeah man, I'm doing really good. My parents got me cleaned up and put me through Community College. Got a job and everything

[@mhyrr999]

@@Stop_Gooning good for you man. the dawgs are UP

[@BboyCorrosive]

Praise Peepop, all these copycats are his babies just trynna get an ad revenue cheuqe

[@l2ic3]

Praise Peepop

[@MisterRawgers]

These babies are trying to steal Peepop’s candy

[@Stop_Gooning]

The fuck is a "cheuqe" ?? You mean a *check?*

[@hottsaucekid]

Peepop rules but he is taking the dawgs candy

[@surflasal]

Peepop's thumbnail game is too strong the babybots can't hang.

[@jlshel42]

His comments about black families on megabus at 3 am reminded me of going to college in DC. We’d go into a 1030 movie and it was packed with black families as if it was midafternoon. Was like trying to watch a movie at a loud playground.

[@thewind6047]

Why the hell did you go to college in dc? Lmao

[@thewind6047]

That’s your fault bro

[@jlshel42]

@@thewind6047 Earned enough scholarship money to go to a university there and see more of the world. Sorry we’re not all DeVry grads like you.

[@byloyuripka9624]

​@@jlshel42can you help me get enough scholarship money to go to a 3rd rate school in the epicenter of hell too?

[@woozie___]

Had a similar experience in DC, went to see Four Brothers (2005) in a theater beneath union station next to the food court and we were probably the only white people in there. It was midday and not very full but they were yelling at the screen plenty, giving instructions during gunfights and trying to warn the characters of impending danger

[@clueken13]

I wish I could have been a fly on the train wall when Shane was reading Orwell, whilst observing a dude lick his butter-finger. Hilarious and super sad dude 😂

[@Eddie0102]

Damn that sweet and sour sauce story is as depressing as it gets lmao

[@deezlesteezle]

I asked for sweet and sour at Wendy's, yesterday, and the Vietnamese lady gave me sour cream 😢

[@KidCorporate]

I’ve never heard of a Vietnamese person not working at their own restaurant

[@pmc220]

Top tier mccusker detail

[@Stop_Gooning]

In my 20s my #1 move was to sleep in my car in the parking lot of whatever restaurant I was working at at the time.

[@rufio.5961]

Not me being 34 doing the same thing

[@toxikmusic_]

#1 move with a car regardless of age.

[@TrevorTrove]

Holy hell I hope you guys are doing better

[@roberttorres4893]

Inmates of Jail/Prison get family visitations in morning. Many from out of state.

[@JrnMnd08]

Penn Station after dark is a who’s who of degenerates. If you’re wasted it almost feels safer than if you’re sober

[@CharlieGeorge_]

Nothing but nerds rope and autographed John Cena headshots in that bindle

[@SmokeyBear-420]

Takin souls

[@quelquefois6754]

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[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

[@idbrady9759]

We all know who the real dawg is Peepop. Praise be 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@MrGMT1992]

It's a reverse game of freeze tag. Spit my drink all over the dash when that came out 😂😂

[@rileypelzer5808]

Rode the dog from Harlingen TX to Minnesota, my fellow occupants changed from the lads, to the brothers, to the Amish over two days

[@illegalciv]

“People where sleeping late at night” yeah that’s crazy man lol

[@Paisles]

As a former H addict the bits about nodding had me lmfao 😂😂😭😭☠️.

[@educationalexcellence-s1j]

You’re the hottest former h addict I’ve ever seen 😏

[@ultraspeedy4911]

Congrats on sobriety, please keep going strong.

[@Paisles]

@@ultraspeedy4911 Will do! Preciate the encouragement! 🙏🤝

[@lj6284]

Congrats . Life is good

[@Paisles]

@@lj6284 Indeed! 🙏

[@clinttheboss2117]

I had a 93 lumina. You're lucky to sleep in a lumina. That shit was a couch with a built in radio.

[@jamesguest4338]

Shit was comfy ngl😂

[@laurencezemlick1979]

Shane discovering for the first time that Black people are poor for the first time is wild.

[@GIJake-oo9ir]

The McDonald's sweet and sour on the pacifier is fucken funny 😂😂😂😂😂im almost died laughing

[@Moodybootz]

The comment I was looking for

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Innovative parenting. If you admit it at interview McDs put you on management fast track.

[@davidharris8780]

Crazy to think matt couldn’t handle the gritty life

[@NotAfraid280]

Love your vids dude. Can’t stand the copycat channels like pull “that” up Jamie that are stealing all your videos but your the OG

[@CthulhusBaby]

Ayoo- Shane taking that 7 hour power nap and waking up to a 90 degree oven is so fuckking awesome. This man has lived.

[@haroldthomas2172]

12 hour ride from Little Rock to Chicago.....overnight......same dynamic.

[@bearworldwide101]

That's true Dallas to Chicago via Greyhound

[@joeyvarker1648]

Shane I just watched your Netflix special hands down one of the best stand up sets I've seen I can't wait to see your show live here in North Carolina in December

[@CashensPowerwashing]

7:15 😂😂😂😂 "he had the standing nod, guess we cant touch him" lol

[@clinttheboss2117]

No matter where you go, There you are.

[@quelquefois6754]

if you stay up nights a lot and go about lots of different places, you'll see some wild shit

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

80 percent of my KZbin time is spent listening to this podcast.

[@anabolicinsider]

Matt saying refugee was a nice hard R we all needed :) semper fudge Shane

[@rachel_Cochran]

Of course matt knows about the truckers black dog cryptid and lot lizards and gator tracks lmao

[@danielc8158]

"Does your band have any drug problems?" Lol

[@Wag-ue]

Yoooo he wasn’t digging in, he was BOOOFIN!!!!!

[@digital6262]

Sleeping in your car will surprise you. Sleeping on a public bench will humble you

[@kingofthefountain3091]

6:27 shepherd of crackheads is hilarious. They should have the long stick and do the shepherd’s leap down the steps in the subway stations.

[@cloudbloom]

Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌

[@loganharris7584]

Man I took an Amtrak from Cincinnati to Seattle and then one all the way back last summer. You wouldn’t believe some of the whacky shit I saw lmao

[@georgebela3085]

This channel is legendary

[@tuumi2000]

Would be nice if you could put an original date these went out.

[@ashchaya7676]

I was homeless for a few years and sleeping on the back of my truck in the open air. You don't even need to be in a well-populated area to see some weird shit in the wee hours.

[@theramplocal]

Deactivated Frankenstein is a sick name for a band

[@Whiteplane]

Rural Greyhound waiting room experience

[@taylorcox1511]

The boys have come so far ❤

[@The_HouStoner713]

Weird chores is such a matt way to describe a crackheads daily routine haha

[@TyBayagaAgain]

Pacifier in sweet n sour sauce is nuts

[@GranPepo]

269 instances of the word "Like" in this one

[@Omegaman18]

Sounds almost as depressing as my life at home

[@Arkstromater]

Shane reminds me of my uncle at the family gathering.... ten beers in.

[@defshrimp]

Animal Farm is a Masterpiece. It is required reading for every Dawg.

[@thewind6047]

It’s required reading in 9th grade bro

[@tedregular7570]

Is it still though?

[@paulfroelich1024]

​@@thewind6047still sick AF.

[@Luke-pk9fe]

​@@thewind6047not everywhere. At my school you got you got to pick what book you wanted to do a report on. I happened to pick animal farm

[@satanwasframed5083]

​@thewind6047 we never read it. It's too based for public schools today. I mean no one changes their gender in it

[@asxpjoseph]

the kensington lean😭🤣🤣

[@Dtchmastrkilla7]

NY Port Authority station is the absolute gnarliest sesspit I've ever had the displeasure of having to loiter in. I regret to admit I've been there enough times to kinda know my way around the station.

[@AlgorithmicLaughs]

Thank you for the timestamps

[@xanax167]

WHATTT ??? The lady dipped her babies pacifier into McDonalds sweet sour sauce is crazy😂

[@tomsilva3350]

Big Cat is miserable in the beginning of this episode

[@vv8s]

PEEPOP THE MOST AMAZING SOLDIER

[@blackmarketarmy]

What band were they talking to?

[@mw6346]

Shepherd of crackheads is a classic

[@Dexterbaxters]

Took the Peter Pan home from nyc to Albany and there were mad hoodlums lighting up joints and drinking 40s, as soon as the bus driver said "hey! You can't smoke in here!" One em goes, "yo shut the fuck up!" And that was the end of that conversation

[@CatnamedMittens]

Super common in Chicago

[@40ozhemlock]

"Hug the stump." 💀

[@briannyberg]

What’s the last clip from with the guy from a band?? I wanna listen to the whole episode!!

[@MichaelSnyder1776]

I've taken midnight Megabus from NYC to DC or Boston several times as well as Amtrak's. It's totally true 😂😂

[@abimaelsolis4323]

One way ticket from rural north carolina to Omaha Nebraska u see some things too lol

[@cameronspeed9052]

I’ve been hauling down the road, and began nodding off. At one point I blanked out, heard a WHAM. And one of the traffic cones on the right side I had just nailed dead one and was on my way out the off the road.. Immediately pulled over. Wiped my myself, and woke up my homie to do the rest

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Mad Shane: the Goop Warrior

[@brandonr5371]

All love to peepop

[@UpperCrustthe3rd]

Hitting a lowercase N.

[@skupilik6]

Who’s the band brah in the last clip?

[@fellowgamer5363]

I’ve taken an overnight Amtrak many times and I can confirm it’s like this, plus amish people and autistic guys who just love the train (me)

[@lvjkb7026]

Bro the lower case "n" pose 😂😂😂

[@itsv1p3r]

Once took a greyhound to montreal, surreal experience to say the least

[@silicavalley816]

“Reverse game of freeze tag” lol….tag?

[@CatnamedMittens]

He meant musical chairs.

[@loubega5140]

Midnight train to Georgia

[@SH-lb4ne]

What band was O'Connie in?

[@raandoomneesssTV]

they guy was def boofing smthing lmaooo

[@Joey.Shields]

In 2019 I was homeless on venice beach in a red ushanka and camo coat with a black under armor bag, I'm sober, I don't do drugs, I was ripped from walking everywhere with all my stuff on my back trying to escape crack heads😂😂 I had a gun. Yes. But I'm a good guy, so nobody was ever in danger except those who'd be brace enough to try to rob me in my sleep, they would always have a gun in their face and go oh I was jus Makin sure you was okay.. like nah homie back up 😂😂 I needa make a youtube..

[@robertdowneypeenis6139]

I was robbed by black kids on the AmTrak, had my wallet in my bag in the overhead compartment, left for a beer n snack a few train cars ahead. Came back and like 70 bucks was gone and my wallet was on the seat. Hopped off the next day and they all smoked a backwoods with me bc they liked my shoes lol I try to see it as a realy expensive blunt throwdown rather than a robbing

[@toxikmusic_]

why would you leave your wallet while going for a beer and snack??

[@GeoffreyBronson]

Thanks for your story but next time please keep them to yourself.

[@robertdowneypeenis6139]

@@toxikmusic_ I have no idea lol

[@Ceclickswindows]

This is sad bro stick up for yourself

[@lucysnorebush964]

​@@GeoffreyBronsons+fu, ldiot

[@maxwellethan_]

Peepop really for the people 😭😩

[@N0_WAY]

Adirdondack Trailways bus midnight express. Big move is getting there wild early be first in line and take the front seat. Bus with window view is a T R I P

[@CatnamedMittens]

Is the view that bad or good?

[@xKingxTitus]

Bro where does Matt meet these women

[@TDKAPA-s1b]

imagine walking past a passed out shane gillis in a holiday inn parking lot at 6am 😂😂

[@CatnamedMittens]

Holiday Inn Express probably.

[@martybando1668]

I was about to bare Shane’s awkward fascination of black families traveling at the cheapest time but Matt hitting shawty in front of her brother was scummy ngl 😂

[@ChalinoSanchez-y3b]

Bros so fascinated with black people taking transit 😭

[@ThePbag]

"hug the stump"

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Reupload? Our sacred Peepop better not be havin old vidyas get struck down bros

[@jonvia]

Cut my life into pieces. Im at Panera Bread.

[@draconicwindbane2056]

bro i actually relate to this i used to ride the megabus alot and id always be like the only white dude lmao

[@kwiph8904]

Took a bite of my pizza box in the refrigerator dominos pizza, microwaved in a hotel as Shane says he licked his hand

[@crofty_92]

That fart was awsome.

[@jonvia]

If Matt, who is black, cant handle a situation, then its real bad.

[@EFYletsplays]

shane is me. I need to rethink my life choices. Hearing these anecdotes coming from somebody else makes them sound... not good

[@MrJesseslypig]

Next time you find yourself in the hudson valley, you are welcome to stay at my 🏠 just give me 10hrs notice. I'll have the mini fridge stocked.

[@__Gw]

Shane and Matt sound different af, is this audio altered?

[@FORZANAPOL__10]

Midnight express

[@johnnysins4158]

I work for the subways in NYC and a few of these people Shane talked about, I knew.

[@ThizzyWailer]

The Crack Lee of MSSP

[@iferro89]

Shepard of crackheads is wild

[@itsKidDuce]

Nothing like a TVD shoutout from The Shaman.

[@blakake]

The fort worth to okc was mostly whites but the workers were brothers Coolest guys, i wanna take a trip sometime again to get trashed with my boys

[@saint_tyler2945]

That buffalo comment hurt. The chicks aint that bad there lol

[@tc7666]

Mo’ money Mo’ Peepop

[@Dino_Medici]

Can’t imagine how hard the traveling is on a comedian omg lol