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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 87 with Chris Wood

[@jaytxa2791]

that first time getting the wind knocked out of you is an insane experience

[@fuckcensorship69]

am i dead?

[@stevenloar7260]

Your dying dude.

[@christianlong1217]

Me 9 years old, getting kicked full force by my sister wearing doc marten, right on the diaphram. My mom just laughed at me. Ah the 90s

[@jasonbeary5771]

You guys are so funny. My buds and I were super funny and cracked eachother up all the time. Now we're all 50+ and never see eachother anymore. It's great to hear.

[@vikinghammer87]

That’s life brother. You’ll always have the good memories and hopefully make some new ones

[@calvinhobbes7032]

You rock

[@alecryan8220]

Damn

[@grimace4257]

Dw I’m 28 and I don’t see the boys anymore. Don’t see much of anyone anymore.

[@T_D_B_]

@@grimace4257 strange times we live in brother. Try to keep a normal routine and meet new people.

[@Wethole14]

This guy just said “Greek dodgeball” as if that was just a household thing hahahah

[@michaelj6392]

We played Greek dodgeball at school in the 90s 🤷‍♂️

[@honkeytime4907]

Greek dodgeball is one of the funniest things I’ve ever listened to 😂😂

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I had one of those dike-y gym teachers in high school. Everyone gave her crap and generally didn’t like her because she was strict. Was one of her teachers aids my senior year and my perspective totally changed. She just wanted to see every kid in gym clothes, participating and getting exercise, and took their safety really seriously. Two of her children were dead and I’m pretty sure she was divorced. I skipped school a lot and I felt so guilty not showing up to help her I’d come back to school if she needed a lifeguard.

[@droppeddogs]

Gym class sucks

[@trevordrexler5652]

Sounds like you were both dikes pal

[@ohhansel]

Gay

[@theskyizblue2day431]

Damn boys

[@JR-zi9vj]

She could at least be likeable to kids since she let hers die

[@mastathrash5609]

You had me simply @ the Shane as Snape thumb 😆

[@nickmiller8855]

My lesbian gym teacher didn’t like team sports so she taught us how to juggle and ride unicycles and shit for gym class. She basically prepped us for the circus.

[@Pieslops_The_Cyclops]

What a clown

[@MomJeans2]

I liked regular gym class, but that actually sounds like a fun class.

[@nickmiller8855]

@@MomJeans2 we loved it. It’s weird, sure, but she helped us develop some unique skills. I still have a unicycle and know how to ride it.

[@dee-taylor]

Or she just had the best sense of humor ever.

[@matthewwhelpley8603]

Im from mass but I identity as a Philly dude

[@larrymcjones]

I identify as a Tokyo Partner

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

I think every small city eventually turns into a Philly, just not in name.

[@juwebles4352]

The brotherly love spreads

[@dabirds413]

South Jersey and the Philly area counties is full of dawgs

[@cooperbarner2916]

Sorry

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

Tbh I think Matt is funnier than Shane when it comes to like conversation and improv, Shane is funnier on a stage setting. My humble opinion.

[@Subby]

i think this is the right take. matt is off the cuff funny whereas shane is better in a more scripted setting. both are hilarious either way.

[@paulatreides2509]

Shane's jokes on stage are just polished bits from the pod.

[@helloimalexander]

Get em snake 😂

[@robertwitcher5113]

“I was gonna sell Percocet” makes complete sense now 😂😂

[@robertwitcher5113]

I still feel bad to this day for making some teachers cry 😂😂

[@raw_si_siht]

Bet.

[@raymondduplessis3491]

Atleast you feel bad, it shows you've grown. I did some horrible shit as a kid and now I'm a teacher. It's sad to see adults still feel proud that they broke a teacher down. Unless that teacher was an asshole, then fuck em.

[@RogerMance]

You made more than 1 teacher cry?

[@albertoacosta6788]

3 in my time, one was her first year we got her fired she was like in her 50s I feel so bad dealing with a bunch of shitheads lol

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

We had a crazy gym teacher lady too, she chewed tobacco on the field

[@michaelreed1215]

God in 7th grade I accidentally said "yes sir" to my lesbian gym teacher in front of the whole class and had to have after school detention where she talked about how everyone is a little different lol... But yea she died trying to save her cat from a house fire. Woman died trying to get pussy so that's pretty funny

[@olivermalcolm7076]

😂

[@deezlesteezle]

Loool that's terrible😂

[@setsunaemblem]

Yeah

[@Elcore]

Dulce et decorum est pro poontang mori.

[@mcmelonmaster]

school was really fucked up in the early 2000s late 90s..

[@NotoriousPeepop]

That shit never stops. 2008ish, my cousin's class used to throw gluesticks at their pregnant english teacher until she cried

[@sweptinblack]

@@NotoriousPeepop right? In 2006 me and my boy got suspended for a week, yo snuck up while this nasty troll of a teacher was drawing on a whiteboard and flicked her drooping arm fat hanging under her bicep. He flicked it so hard it sounded like somebody slapped a steak on a counter hahahaha I was literally crying laughing. She was screaming at us while we were Patrice o'neal level laughing, high school was a blast.

[@FabianGonzalez-zi3hb]

Those two guys who your teacher brought in were probably the Gemini twins. My teacher did the same thing and your schools reaction to them was the exact same as mine. Had me fucking rolling

[@rudiguliani4243]

>Fabian Gonzales huh? You mean like Fabian society, Fabian window, or Fabian strategy?

[@el00hel]

she used to ride a kawasaki ninja to class

[@printisdead1983]

The philly accent is a mix of new york accent and a Kentucky accent swirled together for maximum effectiveness

[@Pete_Finch]

Man there’s a lot of prime Philly Delco accent compilation material in this one too, always gets me laughing

[@raymitchell7826]

Hell yeah my mans is taking about some pinball

[@Zooterman]

Bro I broke my lesbian gym teachers neck playin dodgeball in 8th grade

[@theskyizblue2day431]

Tell us the story dude wtf how you gonna drop that bomb and dip

[@dennismetzger9287]

I'm imagining several scenarios and all funny

[@Zooterman]

@@dennismetzger9287 kicked the ball straight up in the gym and it landed directly on her head, when I saw her next she had a brace on and this black kid named Donavan got in trouble for it lmao still feel bad hahah

[@dennismetzger9287]

@@Zooterman love how you responded to me immediately and not the goober who asked 5 months ago lol hilarious story tho

[@AQUABERRYYERRi]

Che Che Kool eh, Che Che KO- FEEE SAH.

[@the_pantichrist2279]

Shane is OP

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

Keep em coming!

[@BeerDad69]

Fucking Greek dodgeball

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Hahaha me and Matt are the same person I think I had 5 hits my entire little league career 😂 quick on the bases tho and a beast in the field lmao

[@no-replies]

We had a badminton net in my gym class and i swear we had more people playing that than basketball. 6v6 badminton with a circle of like 30 kids around you.

[@rhondanolen2223]

I was playing baseball there was a girl pitcher I had two strikes so next pitch I duck my head in the strike zone and took one to the head I couldn’t deal getting stuck out by a girl as 12 year old

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

Bonk

[@BoxingFanCapoTito]

I like it when you call me big peepaw

[@A6Legit]

Severus Shane

[@GatekeeperMetal]

Matt has a beautiful vibrato lmfao

[@dontcare7086]

My first year of baseball a kid on my team got hit in the face with a pitch and had his teeth knocked out. We probably got scored 3 times all season. Everyone was so afraid to get near the mound.

[@673AWSF]

The “gentle woman” lyrics gave me a Vietnam flashback

[@DanThibodeau1]

Mega-tennis is the only kind of tennis I play

[@pieshka4509]

I got hit on the knee by a pitch as a catcher right where the shinguards end and blacked out for 3 minutes in the 5th grade, the next game I kept flopping when batting when the pitch got close until the ump gave me a dad talk and threat to throw me out if I flop 1 more time. 5th grade me learned to man up real quick

[@criticalcommoner2760]

I've never had a female gym teacher

[@sealife12]

I had one when it was still considered “P.E.” Lol

[@hals6118]

I went to a small weird school where all the gym classes were taught by the science teacher, this utterly yoked dude that moonlighted as a bouncer. One year they decided to take some of the pressure off him by having some of the other teachers take over for particular grade levels, creating a whole bunch of all-new female "gym teachers." 9th grade gym was with my english teacher and half the time we just played board games in her classroom because it was raining outside.

[@juwebles4352]

@@sealife12 you act as if they don't still call it P.E.

[@JackiePaper1]

@@sealife12 it’s still considered that

[@sealife12]

@@juwebles4352 They call it P.E. when you’re in high school? Not at my normal public school. It’s gym class or a specific sport after middle school. Or you two Sherlocks think you’re calling me out ?

[@patrickbaklava7297]

3:06 holy fuck lmao

[@ronin8188]

I had a gym teacher who it thought was a man. She always wore jean shorts, a grey sweater, a 90s skater bowl hair cut, and round glasses. She talked in a deep tone of voice all the time. Everyone knew who was mixing the macaroni in bed

[@theskyizblue2day431]

Wtf what state? What year?

[@emmetLshavinski]

Shnape.

[@chunkygaming8464]

We've all said the n word because I'm pretty sure having that 1 teacher that forces everyone to popcorn read outloud is a shared experience😂

[@Dom-mw8gk]

Is that woodman talking about Greek dodgeball ?

[@wacopaco2099]

13:05 HOOOOLY SHIT DUDE, talk about a throwback. I hate that song, went to Catholic school my whole life, still very Catholic, but dear God, every school mass K-8 they had that song. It’s awful. Might be an area thing, because my school was in the archdiocese of Philly.

[@Sausagepatty996]

😂

[@kruger2133]

😂😂😂 5:51 who farted

[@harrywillman8456]

Okay this is a niche reference, but Matt is the real life version of "Johnson" from the Joey Mulinaro skits

[@JustTryingToYoutube]

SEINORITIS

[@nam6128]

Who's the 3rd guest? Kenny powers?

[@racheller8753]

Fan channel.

[@stevennowachek2657]

When did you two fall in love?

[@a.k.4o]

Matt is such a female K-9.

[@stronzy2833]

#FREEBERT

[@mr_metalhead]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@carpathianhermit7228]

So no to drag queen story time and yes to tombstone story time.

[@hardlylast]

This conversation is the exact reason why no one should teach high school… no one cares

[@meema844]

Immediately disliking because I don't see Tool on the black board...

[@icxb949]

progressive metal is new, they might be behind the teacher on the board

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

gay teacher

[@TheRealTurkFebruary]

Chris Wood’s accent is fucking BRUTAL. Almost had to report this for harassment it’s so bad. Still might. Definitely a thumbs down. I don’t think there’s a worse accent out there.

[@Trickmyster777]

Just realized my lady gym teachers were all lesbian too! Holy shit 😂

[@bonesjones5692]

This matt singing che che koolay kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5TGhJqKaKeLgKM