Brofessor Shane Gillis Teaches Native American History

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[@TwitcyTrain]

“If your mom cries at birth your kid is gay.” Lol

[@the_monkeypox_commander6603]

Glad 44 other people heard that!

[@TwitcyTrain]

@@the_monkeypox_commander6603 haha 🤣

[@FOSSILFUELSPOV]

damn i might be gay

[@pupusaslordking5617]

im gay

[@TwitcyTrain]

@@pupusaslordking5617 I’m for sure lol

[@bradenjones4228]

When the wrestling coach has to teach a class.

[@Mike_E_DeShaman]

Shane was a English teacher

[@stevekohl1419]

Shane could out wrestle any English teacher

[@Idontgothatway]

Lmao

[@robertedwards9861]

he has a history degree. but yes i agree, hes def a "coach"

[@shortdawg5432]

Shane is the only kid in the frat with Down Syndrome

[@veganskillz]

“If you’re in a casino and you’re drunk and you happen upon a security guard, swing upon him. They’ll do nothing but respect it. You’re one of us now.” Priceless Comanche wisdom right there 😂

[@Potent_Techmology]

just remember their history is regurgitated to them by modern "unbiased historians"

[@overtherenowaitthere]

@@Potent_Techmology well its not like they were gonna write it down HEYOOOO

[@danbuckner8364]

Old ways on display, don't let weak men keep you down just because they claim a position of authority! Now when the police show up because you've assaulted multiple casino personnel... YMMV young warrior

[@RoofinDanRHODEISLAND]

If ,,

[@bastobasto4866]

​@@Potent_Techmology Who needs to sink years to write a doctoral thesis, researching the subject down to the last morsel of information available and all that, right? When someone paints a picture you dislike, you can just go "you're biased, you are wrong, bye". Instead, let's blindly trust oral history, and, specifically, oral history in its contemporary form - has it ever been wrong? Could it ever be biased? Of course not!

[@wllgrffn]

"I don't really retain information, I store it in the ether" shaman rules

[@mini_mozzer]

ether real estate is super cheap nowadays, i personally own 1.26 million acres of ether space for storing memories.

[@KingdomWalk-vt4kc]

Bah! You said it before I could! 👏

[@sadidiot9686]

You laugh but this is reallllll

[@jenkelley8097]

​@@mini_mozzer😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@jenkelley8097]

​@@mini_mozzer😊😊😊😊 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@mybloodtypeKRYLON]

As a cree native i can safely say that sense of humor is still real 😂 someone makes you laugh you call em ugly lol

[@jackh8157]

Or when somebody is just missin her 😂

[@mybloodtypeKRYLON]

​@@jackh8157jussst fuckin misssingg herrrrrrrrr 😂

[@Americantyler]

Spent a lot of time with my Blackfeet family recently, and they said you know we accept you if we're making fun of you bro

[@jackh8157]

@@Americantyler shoutout browning

[@moonknight4053]

In nz, depending on the person we’ll say “you’re ugly lol or you’re an ugly cxnt” hahahaha

[@eggu1107]

The dogs making me interested in American history like no class I ever took

[@Vycious-Ace]

I'd fail just to keep taking their class.

[@robertwitcher5113]

Facts!!!!

[@FreeTarded1]

Shane as a history teacher would be the worst. Everyone failing on purpose just to stay in the class? Lol

[@user-vs6vo8ni3v]

Okay boys..... Unworthy History on Screw tubes EXCELLENT channel for this type of History read from Actual Americans of that time, Actual diary & first person accounts. 👌🏻💪😎

[@damienbuchanan6680]

The dogs? wait. What History of America classes have you had so far?

[@bigmikem1578]

I know these stories. It’s so surreal to see one of my favorite comedians who’s into as much history as I am.

[@miguelsoliz772]

As a Native American not represented in any of these stories I 100% concur 😂😂😂😂

[@BoKnowsBrains]

as a SW dude, those NE tribes are essentially white. the great plains was the no mans land for the SW and NE tribes. the sellouts had that lost tribe blood.

[@PHAToregon]

@@BoKnowsBrainsMormons going to Mormon 😂😂😂

[@SicFromTheKush]

​@@BoKnowsBrainsthey're the ones with the better deals nowadays though

[@damienbuchanan6680]

What tribe?

[@damienbuchanan6680]

​@@BoKnowsBrainsyou do know that Vikings FULLY SMASHED that area when they were here. Do you?? When Leif left this place he left SO many people just to accompany life. Only took the bare amount of crewman to man the boats back home.. That is what my blood has spoken. We vikings have ruled since before they named this place America. And we still will, once your retarded government releases the power of our giants by waking them up, there is no sleeping on this planet when my Giants wake up.

[@bryceemhoolah4141]

Comanche here, love Gillis

[@AstroJenkins]

My condolences for your liver, Chief Tiny Mountain River.

[@chasenduke4669]

You're a real "Uncle Kwana" bro 😂😂😂

[@sawyerrichardson6077]

4th generation Ojibwe I love Shane too

[@BryceChillis]

Our ancestors probably met

[@AstroJenkins]

@@BryceChillis Lmao

[@phillipadams4691]

Comanche were good at riding horses because they were small. The best jockeys are like 5'4" guys.

[@TnTBLACK95]

Or 4’11

[@trkddy]

Apache was not short

[@blankslate1993]

@@trkddyno one said Apache

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

@@trkddyconflating Apache with Comanche is gunna get some prairie folk annoyed 😂

[@katiesmashes878]

Yes, who can forget, the Irish Leprechaun horseman, where Europes best!

[@sinistergamer2396]

US history is everyone showing up going, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" 😂😂😂

[@step2058]

European history too. Also TAXES.

[@dextros6229]

@@step2058 ALL history was brutal

[@chicagonorthsider]

@@dextros6229 including yesterday...

[@Potent_Techmology]

as told by modern "unbiased historians"

[@lifeisashonen4291]

​@@Potent_Techmologyugh lol

[@jargobordine7254]

Personally I like to fart in crowded elevators, get super offended and blame anyone near me. Maybe that’s the Comanche in me.

[@ElberGalarga22]

Solid strategy

[@billyin4c514]

Definitely dude

[@Fab-n-dabKev]

Itsa taa numu pu‽e

[@jargobordine7254]

@@Fab-n-dabKev yes, great question. I normally pick Asian exchange student too meek to argue with me and lay the blame heavily upon them. It brings me great joy. Thanks for asking.

[@paddington1670]

that's the spirit of the comanche being released

[@albertgualanoiii7082]

Did Shane ever do that "Drunk History" show? That would be funny!

[@darrenmills3943]

I been dying to find a video of Shane talking history like this bro

[@relaxinandchillaxin]

theres a ton!! he spent like 8 hours spread over 3 parts with louie ck talking every us president in order. was great

[@Megamain6]

Any more than that?

[@xForbin99]

Literally just search mssp history

[@Eli_B3000]

@@relaxinandchillaxin it's 4 parts!

[@tennillepatterson5500]

Light stabbings 🤣😅😂

[@MrTuneslol]

"The kids just come in and needle you" 😂

[@Eli_B3000]

The book Shane is talking about is Empire of the Summer Moon (he said it at least twice). He also references Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy (who wrote The Road and No Country For Old Men) and mentions that he originally thought it was exaggerated until he read more about the subject.

[@voiceofreason2674]

@40:25 there was a tribe called the Atakapa in the swamps of Louisiana that didnt know how to fish or farm and ALL they ate was people. Most of the other tribes became friends with the french for wiping those guys out

[@apriljk6557]

Damn, glad we were way over on the west coast then.

[@jaytroll188]

lol obviously they ate normal food too. but ya they did eat their enemies and their name basically translates to "man eaters" haha

[@sister_fister_7282]

That's not true at all. They did eat people, but not because they couldn't fish or hunt. They did it during times of war against their neighbors who gave them the name "man eater."

[@Andrew-zg7nh]

those guys were real jerks

[@James-wd2uu]

​@@Andrew-zg7nh a real battle axe

[@SicFromTheKush]

"the apache were munchin em"

[@travisxgreggxajax1]

All of the history I didn't learn in school, I'm now learning from Shane Gillis. Lol

[@BigStinker_14]

You realise you can learn things outside of school right?

[@KH-rt3ef]

@BigStinker_14 If they taught people that, people would be smart enough to not get ripped off by Universities. Lol

[@gregsmith1641]

​@@BigStinker_14He is...

[@BigStinker_14]

@@gregsmith1641 If you waited until now to learn outside of school, and you chose Shane Gillis…

[@gregsmith1641]

@@BigStinker_14 has he said anything that's incorrect? As long as it's correct history it shouldn't matter who teaches it. Bit of a snobby attitude tbh.

[@FlapjackKalanchoe]

My wife did a natural birth without crying. I however did cry so my kid is still screwed 😂

[@kagrenac7962]

Same lol

[@drew92gill]

How did these men survive heart attacks holding in all this emotion. I mean I get it macho macho but shit man that just makes you a miserable wreck

[@georgegeorge-tc6bb]

GAAAAAAYYYYYYY

[@javanfinnigan4902]

Yeah that’s pretty gay man, sorry.

[@GarySiniseOfficial]

@@drew92gill they werent as stressed as we all are.

[@agm2499]

They should literally use Shane's stuff in schools. Easier to grasp for the kids plus it's super funny 😂

[@joekuvorkian]

Middle schoolers casually hearing about gang rape 😂

[@KraziEyevin]

​@@joekuvorkianthat sure would help dispel the noble savage myth!

[@Adamjboss187]

I might have actually learned something if I listened to this in school

[@joekuvorkian]

@@KraziEyevin I mean yeah I teach my kid that there has never been a perfect society and racism is stupid because we are all survival driven humans capable of good and bad

[@williamslater-vf5ym]

The captions are hilarious. "Execute onions"😂

[@guerilla_food]

Hilarious if you aren't ESL or deaf. Completely useless and infuriating if you don't understand American English fluently.

[@kylem1819]

"Barely straight" lol

[@withlol777]

I liked when the captions read, “execute onions” instead of “execute Indians” 😂

[@alexBaldman]

That’s why that guy was crying 🤔

[@charitydamron5801]

Love this compilation! I’m from the Osage Nation Reservation in Oklahoma. One of the my tribe’s famous battle was called the BATTLE of CUTTHROAT GAP. Osage from the Three Forks area hunted bison in the Kiowa domain. Coveting Kiowa horses, one Osage party trailed A'date's band south from the Washita to the headwaters of Otter Creek. There they attacked and indiscriminately slew. Some Kiowa were decapitated, and their heads were placed in brass buckets. The Kiowa calender designated the tragedy as "summer that they cut off their heads." The Osage suffered no casualties and captured prisoners, horses, and the sacred tai-me that the Kiowa used to conduct their sun dance.

[@user-sw8my1cn8o]

Oh, you're from the whites of the natives. Good job, Ms moneybags

[@NativeMatt]

Just old people and women and children, yeah heroes

[@apriljk6557]

Their heads just came off, all by themselves?

[@waynedamron8006]

​@@NativeMatt I might be missing where they were called heroes but idk

[@Cumdown]

Cut Throat Goat

[@Hypershiftmediajake]

I throughly enjoy listening to shane talk about history 😂

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

As a Mescalero Apache...I am proud of my Algonquin great uncles for their Mad Laddery

[@stevenjohann5435]

beginning of a movie back in the day, just as the wehrenberg started to fade to the last couple audible whispers, i grabbed one of my buddies' nacho chips and gave it a hard open mouthed crunch.....a couple people looked right at him, and some laughter lightly burbled all around us........ahh, timing.............much love, many props

[@bennetsgreen]

If this was live on the radio when I was a kid, the world would be a better place.

[@yankquinn9992]

It's 1492 why are you still making underwear out of leaves 😂

[@zacharyrempel1526]

"Quit your bitching or yours kids gay" hahahahhaha

[@thbx9461]

I'm a big history buff (we prolly all are) but Shane's broad knowledge of several different geographic areas and cultures is mad impressive. It's clear that Matt doesn't know all that much, but his curiosity makes these chats so much better.

[@oneidawolf776]

ahh the gauntlet. The good old days.

[@ClutchShiftThrottle]

hey, how are ya?

[@stevvvvveperry]

I went to an all boys catholic school, the last kid back into class had to run the gauntlet daily, good times.

[@badcornflakes6374]

​@@stevvvvveperry then at the the end the priest or pastor had their way

[@stevvvvveperry]

@@badcornflakes6374 that was part of the gauntlet

[@MichaelMartin-wd8ek]

‘Dude this is f*cked up.. lemme see your hand real quick’ ahahaha

[@eddieseachord4985]

Love this program. Hope you keep them coming. 😂❤

[@mike54996]

I knew a guy once who bit another dudes thumb off. 😂

[@church6882]

So was he Comanche??

[@Nathanfx2006]

My new favourite unofficial podcast

[@fliverdgippy9601]

That uncle kwana tag was fucking genius

[@chasenduke4669]

I was looking for this comment. Shit had me rolling😂

[@jzseabrook]

Make more videos! I’ve listened to all of them and you guys are awesome!

[@gryffinmiller4361]

I love the compilation videos your making keep it up

[@ComicHistoryTales]

Thanks, will do!

[@WeedSmoker69]

Comanche invested heavily into the cavalry tree and developed the meta beyond what was thought possible at the time

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Bro bow and arrow on horseback was the premium for a long time in human history. It wasnt until they developed the musket where they started getting fucked with their gay arrows. But it was still lopsided because youd shoot the indian coming to scalp you from far away but then they get close and your stuck ram rodding your bitch stick mashing the ball down for another shot.

[@joekuvorkian]

Playing Read Dead Redemption 2 while listening to this 😂

[@myronghostdog6098]

Swinging on a Native at a casino 🤣

[@Nakkokakum.europeenjiggalo]

My favorite history lensson so far lmao 😂 keep em coming please!

[@InnerLuminosity]

This is quite possibly be the most hilarious and educational video I've ever clicked on😮🎉❤

[@adamburckhartt4919]

This is the way I like to get my History. Another pod cast that it sounds like these guys would like is Wild West Extravaganza. Love that one too. These two are now my American history pods

[@benjaminjosephholmes1062]

Fantastic channel keep up the good work

[@StrangeAether]

Comparing comanches to mad max raiders is fucking apt and hilarious.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

The haircuts was rough

[@tglobal6922]

I’ve never subscribed so fast to a channel in my life

[@jacobgill4808]

A real indian saved me in Oklahoma...i was trapped in red clay in the middle of nowhere for days...he pulled me out in his monster truck

[@SlimSavageBlanco]

That's actually pretty badass dude. Are you okay? How did you get in that situation?

[@c.mcdermo]

I don't think I can ever learn history from anyone else now

[@connorrosekrans7348]

the guy with Shane relates everything he hears to his own life... out loud

[@SwoopGD]

"Did you just refer to me as 'white devil, white devil'?" It's how they know you.

[@Morristown337]

The perfect podcast idea... 2 comedians listen to an audiobook for a week and agree not to talk about it until the end of the week podcast. Both talk about and rundown the book in a comedic edutainment type of way. This is a genius idea and Shane is good at it.

[@Major_Jester]

thank you

[@ty2k]

Lmao perfect photo of Shane for the thumbnail

[@nedmartlew5277]

Word

[@R41D3RNAT10N]

34:14 Kills me😭 The distefano Gillis combo is hilarious. Add the shaman and it’s perfect

[@MakotoUeno]

The cannon referenced in the Gonzales flag "Come and Take It" was originally loaned by the Mexican government to the Anglo settlers to defend their colonies against Comanche raids

[@greghollingshead4175]

This is exactly what makes Shane so funny

[@Gormfeld]

Would love to hear the Brofessor talk about the Aztecs. They were some wild dudes, and it'd be fascinating to get his insights into their culture.

[@dkennell998]

Wishing all y'all high tea levels

[@stevensanchez521]

Please do the one where he talks about an irish guy in the civil war it was with a irish guest idr if it was on the patch or not but it was amazing

[@BestiaTerra]

HarderCore History - Thomas Francis Meagher Parts 1-3. Don’t see it on KZbin but if you got the Patreon 🤘🏻wish they’d do more episodes like that one and their Patreon battlefield tours

[@Byteronin]

Why do I love this so much?

[@trevordrexler5652]

"It's 1492, why are you still making underwear out of leaves?" Hell ya dude

[@skylerstaloch4690]

They should make a history podcast, that would be sick. Just whatever shane is into at the moment

[@Bigchickens]

This channel is the best thing on yourube

[@Kinakone-hx9gy]

I love the telling! Scalping was sometimes funny before money was involved. Your tribe lock = your uniform. If you permanently remove the uniform of an enemy warrior, but leave them alive, then they are now a disgraced warrior. Probably exiled by their own tribe. Now unable to wear the tribe lock of another tribe to join them.

[@JimWorsham]

Empire of the summer moon is a bad ass book. Making books great again

[@bl1ndwipe425]

These are fucking great brother. Top dawg channel

[@impoundedkota]

"it's one of those things" "it's one of those things" "it's one of those things"

[@fatman7064]

"We teamed up... uhh I mean the settlers" I love this😂😂

[@jacobcorey6880]

😂😂😂love the shane gillis u.s. history need this dude on drunk history foreal foreal hahahahahah

[@MrBean7137]

@comichistorytales where can I find the rest of the podcast? Podcast and episode plz Thx.👍🏻

[@softtaco8353]

What is the name of the Comanche book Shane was referencing ?

[@John-mf1sz]

Empire of the Summer Moon. Good stuff.

[@softtaco8353]

@@John-mf1sz appreciate it man! On chapter 18 now, it is such a great read. The most riveting historical non fiction I’ve read so far.

[@John-mf1sz]

@@softtaco8353 Most definitely a good one, no problem!

[@gadgettv2023]

“Do what’s right in November.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevenjohann5435]

check out the giordani air rifle Lewis n Clark carried......although rarely mentioned outside their journals, i think this .45 caliber, repeating, multi-shot, no-powder beast was instrumental to them making it up the missouri river safely.....much props

[@buddhaspriest7487]

The tribes of upper New England had warred with each other so long that they took captives and converted them to members of their tribe who had died in war with the same names and roles of the person they were to replace. This was so common that they attempted this when Europeans showed up they did it to them as well. Several culturally insensitive Europeans took these roles long enough to smash their captors heads in at night before fleeing. One exception to this was the Mandan tribe (commonly confused with mohawks) who tattooed their faces and bodies so that they could not surrender and so earned a reputation as fierce warriors who had to fight to the death in war.

[@fred_fred_fred]

This guy Gillis here attended West Point, as you can probably imagine they have an excellent History Department. Thank you Westpoint.

[@MrCan4dian]

Would y'all list the diffrent podcasts the clips are taken from?

[@davidkim2821]

Its like mad max

[@anneceferron4595]

Blood meridian is the best cormac macarthy. I was thinking about this book as soon as you started talking about the Comanches. Great episode. Thanks

[@apriljk6557]

Peyote's amazing 👏 🤩

[@MichaelPCarr10]

Amazing

[@Ammotax]

Found my new favorite KZbin account

[@JohnnieRadical]

Do the crusades next

[@wesleycrystal7599]

I'm cwy from Oklahoma loved this

[@lattrelbia2527]

Im just some navajo guy i heard a weird superstition that if u kill a spider u have to blame it on an apache to avoid vengeance. Also i heard Hopi ppl refered to as cliff shitters

[@billyin4c514]

So the Hopi were the lords of the mountains. Shitting off a cliff is a technological jump.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

@@billyin4c514kinda based ngl

[@SlimSavageBlanco]

Why spiders? Can you go more onto this?

[@khillsy4489]

The jokes on you, I'm into that shit.😂😂😂😂

[@ryah6447]

The book is: Empire of the Summer Moon, by S. C. Gwynne. It’s absolutely as good as they say it is in the video. I’ve listened to it on audible and after watching this episode I’m listening again.

[@supermario206]

Comanches sound like Dothraki’s

[@LaughingRam]

Can confirm. My mother was Commanche and she used to yell at my father her what sounded like Dothraki when they were in the bedroom. Made it really weird when I had my friends over.

[@michaelgriffin5304]

My wife had my children all naturally at home. The first child, literally one tear right when she came out, no screaming or anything. Second one was damn near the same. Wild.

[@faithindoubt1484]

All I can think of is MacGruber. "pick anything in the gauntlet, i'll fvck it for you"

[@floydholder597]

Pretty sure that was McLovin, and not McGruber. I think McGruber was the one that said something about doing their dogs too......

[@wapartist]

Thats a gnarly series of processes….

[@Th3Chuzzl3r]

11:20 anybody know what book he is talking about?

[@nathangarrett4774]

Think they are talking about "empire of the summer moon" but im not exactly sure

[@IAmChadBroseph]

It is Empire of the Summer Moon he says it later at 45:00.

[@sagevisneski7338]

Keep doing what youre doing bro, consider me a member of this church

[@biterface03]

The legend

[@musiclover331]

Lol "the good guys" 🤣

[@geitalew7677]

Papa Shane bringing up Blood Meridian, nice, thats a hardcore book.

[@father3dollarbill]

lol, Brofessor. Never heard that before but I like it.

[@relaxinandchillaxin]

"they just probably executed onions" COMEDY GOLD!!!! im dyin!!

[@theronraam23]

They make us cry as revenge for their fallen brothers.

[@davidnorth3411]

29:00 Big fan of the Brofessor , Rogan showing up to the chat was the best to give it the touch .