Black People Love Conspiracy Theories | MSSP

Episode - Black People Love Conspiracy Theories
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[@joshprout1726]

My dad is 70 now grew up Trenton. Said the first time he ever saw a black guy my dad was a small kid sitting on front steps and a black dude with a cigar walked up, popped his balloon with cigar and walked off lol.

[@AyotheJabaWoky]

That's so funny

[@zeeski7454]

I'm surprised that's all he did........

[@parkerjames164]

Cool story bro

[@joshprout1726]

@@parkerjames164 y you oh didn’t have to read and you definitely didn’t have to reply. I didn’t post it to please someone with 2 first names

[@Jc-ly6pe]

I remember the chief of police in my middle class neighborhood said that if there’s 3 or more black ppl in a car pull them over lol I Remember there was a white guy that was having a heroin overdose and he threw up in the police car and they beat him 😂 I remember my friends moms who were white both died from an overdose I’m 24 btw

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

“I know one thing, I didn’t CHOOSE to be black” 😂😂😂

[@bujarlatifinrankuo9610]

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[@bujarlatifinrankuo9610]

Ju kjs😊 0:42 0:44 più

[@wyattsage4582]

Can’t believe y’all didn’t know that was a Mexican truck right off the rip

[@cryeah1800]

3:40 as a Mexican I automatically knew this was a Mexican truck 💀

[@roosterdope6778]

Bro they called me out “honky in an f 150 listening to this driving” 😂😂😂

[@belizetourism1218]

Wikistein here to tell us not to believe our lying eyes.

[@deebo118]

wikistein 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carloscjr23]

The CIA jews at it again

[@Jemulla]

As soon as I heard flame, I knew it was a hispanic😂

[@matternst1442]

I lived in mechanicsburg for 5 years lol

[@kyledodson2992]

My parents lived there for like 9 years due to my dad’s work. I only visited a few times, but it was pretty chill. Not a whole lot to do, even Harrisburg has minimal night life and stuff

[@johngarrett5189]

Congratulations on escaping

[@christopherhaynes8101]

Also a guy speeding on the highway tends to be white as in most states the highway doesn’t connect black neighborhoods 😂.

[@Devlin1007]

Crazy how many comments say they knew it would be a mexican in a f150. Im on long island its always a short white guy with a napoleon complex

[@mikew3194]

It is funny the black pride stuff isn't like, yea I got my 23 and me back and I'm 84% Ethiopian, so proud of my Ethiopian heritage. Its just black pride, but white pride? Ohhhh no no no. Irish pride is ok for now. But also real Irish make fun of Irish Americans

[@rocketrichard2625]

I've met plenty of proud Scandinavians and Scots. Some others in smaller amounts. Generic white pride is the tough sell.

[@SeanL-jw9rr]

I'm confused. Without the "Wiki-warnings" I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think about all this. Maybe someone could just tell me what to think so I don't hurt my brain or something? 🤣

[@billbadson7598]

_"They can come in. We got gay guys in there, we don't care!"_

[@mightymoeish]

oh boy 22:13

[@juanvaldez7279]

The 13th tride from Ethiopia.

[@RextheRebel]

Im proud to be white and i want a proud white identity in this country. Im also excellent at guessing who drives what car.

[@non1263]

I used to not care, but once everyone started telling me to be ashamed, then I started to feel proud.

[@MobaBuabtd-hv5wz]

Garcia Shirley Moore Charles Davis Charles

[@danmccarthy6479]

As a cop I can 100% confirm this is true

[@johngarrett5189]

As a citizen? No one cares.

[@connorcolumbia5398]

You just stole this

[@jakeypoo123]

No shit

[@sienkbeats3336]

Bro it helps spread the word of the new and Old Testament. It’s free advertising

[@connorcolumbia5398]

@@sienkbeats3336 the people do need the gospel. Fair point.

[@undercoverbando]

Call me jesus

[@undercoverbando]

scammer get scammed

[@Hallucinato444]

Wow the funniest comment left on this post the dude deleted which i left

[@brooklynbradyazure]

Stolen content

[@undercoverbando]

like all clips, thanks youtube police!!

[@eno6712]

Cant steal what is already stolen, only Claim it

[@yayawawasy]

You are a horrible representation of the word Brooklyn.

[@alexthomas5110]

Matt and Shane make millions every month…these “stolen” clips help advertise them to make more..they don’t care

[@darian.the.barbarian]

So go and pay for it. 😂

[@kill4fun52]

A joke was born

[@Benaddicted11trkfbal]

I love that this video has a white genocide conspiracy wiki page at the top lmao

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Cant believe they didnt know that F150 was 100% Mexican.

[@brendandarcy8188]

I've been to Texas a bunch of times I 100% would have guessed Mexican

[@ExecutiveChrist]

Californian Mexican here. 100%

[@juanvaldez7279]

Like 25% of America is Mexican. Mexican is as American as/more as any other group of tax payer.

[@tonamurray7021]

The second they said it I knew it was a mexican

[@grabber_blu_angel]

Absolutely lol. There's a Mexican truck club where I live they all drive lifted F150s with underglow and basically lowrider paint.

[@OTrainerPro]

I'm not gonna lie... when i saw this video and the title in my feed, i instantly cringed! ... lol. As a black man, i thought the video was gonna feature another typical, high-nosed white narcy teen pundit, pontificating on how American black exploitation and general disenfranchisement "NEVER" existed... but BOY was i WRONG!! ... LMAO! THANK YOU FOR YOUR LIGHT HEARTED HUMOR GUYS!@ ... you had me at the beginning! ... This is a podcast i can see myself jumping on in a heartbeat. We share a similar sense of humor ... Creative & Sarcastic, yet still surprisingly honest. lol AWESOME CONTENT... it's good to find people that are ACTUALLY funny without relying on memes nowadays. 😆🤣 Keep up the chat!

[@FindingEzekiel]

Welcome to the Dawg Pound lol

[@flashman4929]

I’m sure they’d love to have you on!

[@kennethhutchinson7477]

They talk about everybody lol. Just like we do. It’s all comedy

[@Grayto]

Is your name Jamal?

[@bozotheclown666]

@@Graytogood one

[@TheMrbojangles74]

💉💊 Conspiracy theories are a great way for my black coworker and I to bond. She totally got activated when "They Cloned Tyrone" came out

[@wesb26]

I always play Old, Asian or Woman when I see a bad move on the highway

[@IsraelDixon]

I was on the highway in Chicago in absolute whiteout snowstorm. There was someone in the right lane with their lights off doing 30mph. I was like let’s see, old or Asian. It was an old Asian lady.

[@wesb26]

@@IsraelDixon that’s thirty points. First one to a hundred wins.

[@tai5370]

I sometimes forget Shane and Matt are both whites dude from the east coast because when Matt describe the truck i immediately thought "Mexican" because im a Mexican dude from Dallas TX and in my community we own so many trucks its crazy lmaoo

[@christopherhaynes8101]

“F150 is a nice vehicle” Is the most racist statement of this video 😂😂

[@MrSlayerboy99]

I think Matt caught that too haha

[@darian.the.barbarian]

Shane's dad sounds like bill burr 😂

[@gumby710]

The smartest idiots

[@alexmyers3000]

Being from California I knew the flames on that F-150 was Lad behavior immediately

[@ericonelove9299]

Lol the wikipedia fact check😂😂

[@SuperFlyCarp]

The Jersey license plate followed immediately by 85% accurate in PA “Get me on my home turf”

[@TXsecurityBussin]

You can have the pyramids , just stay away from my sister lol

[@Gallowglass7]

Lmao...

[@joshjohnson8020]

😂😂😂

[@jokebox1332]

yeoooo 😂😂

[@PickleRiiiiiiick]

Black people being crazy homophobic is not talked about enough. Especially in the Caribbean countries. It all stems from religious doctrine.

[@hollyroxy25]

Elk Lodges started accepting Black members in the early 70’s…

[@kadenstimpson3167]

they were letting the dark wizards in before mormons lmao

[@oriolesBraw]

"That's an honest tie" 😂😂😂

[@adamguy458]

If it's a Lexus BMW or Mercedes that's beat up 9\10 Puerto Rican or Dominican 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@ianroberts9889]

A lot of somalis in northeast Wisconsin gotta watch out for them on the road

[@sumokii9320]

"Running a Route" is slang for a female profession.

[@callofdoody21]

the female version of “wide receivers”

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

There is literally a dented Lexus in front of me.... Hispanic lady I really should be paying attention to the road

[@kontrolltv7974]

You tell me what they are 😡😭😭😭

[@TobiasTernence-i3c]

White Daniel Rodriguez Daniel Wilson William

[@sonofabitch95]

This popped into my feed after watching that wacked out Kat Williams JRE episode

[@BURNOUTRS]

gotta mine more comedy gold for the annunaki to replace their atmosphere

[@CIARUNSITE]

Only New York Times readers don't enjoy a good conspiracy theory

[@Yuhmuthasaho]

I’m not racist Shane

[@belindajones8204]

Brown Barbara Martin Jose Walker William

[@MarkaTaylor-y6h]

Davis Gary Wilson Nancy Lee Mary

[@Shadowxxz]

true coals r dumb lol

[@Bernd69420]

Black… people?

[@MStall25]

10:18 my Best friend is a member of 3 clubs. Every day after work he goes to all 3 to sign up.

[@hiiipwrd4867]

It’s because of what being ‘White’ represents. No one would bat a eye if the same statement was said about a Italian, Russian, Ukrainian, Irish or Danish restaurant

[@Fuego_gringo254]

What does it represent

[@callofdoody21]

@@Fuego_gringo254absolutely nothing lol. different “races” dont exist, only the human race. its a social construct to spread division and hate. thats why we need to spread love and compassion.

[@FailedChadLite]

@@callofdoody21race 100% exists.

[@smartfella7914]

@@callofdoody21If you’ve seen albino africans you would know that race 100% exists

[@LuckyFoxes789]

Shane is right. I dont agree with everyone is raceist. Yes this is a full reddit achully moment... i admit it. But the majority of people are not raceist they are prejudice. Like i as a white man do not belive whites are the best race. However if you ask me i have 0 issue saying there are certain groups of people i have absolutely 0 intrest in being around. Or care about them at all. In short most people are prejudice not raceist. Words are important. Definitions of words matter.

[@InterpolBulliedMe]

I rate your comment an L For being lame

[@gribbin7889]

An f150 with the footsteps on the side is a Mexican 100% of the time

[@amandaszymczak388]

That wiki tag has me😂😂😂😂

[@ralphalf5897]

Sounds like Mechanicsburg has gone to shit.

[@jonbarron8049]

Shane’s impression of his dad is the funniest crap I’ve ever heard

[@elliotsmith9704]

Black men now turning on woke shit is so on point

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

White and compliance goes hand in hand

[@tomservo5607]

Matt’s grandfather must have lived in Grays Ferry.

[@dirtbag3601]

Divide and Conquer..

[@ShelleyLevyMusic]

Eddie bravo lol 😂

[@johngarrett5189]

Ford F150 driver was Puerto Rican

[@gerywinthorpe2936]

Nah their in the Honda completely tinted

[@toddt.]

3:19 ram charger

[@terzu93]

Pop

[@danivanon]

17:50 which video?

[@lqejnrenefqrni]

I love how you can tell how its an old testament ep

[@anxofmyown]

Old Testament?

[@SET-sb7rm]

7:05

[@hollyroxy25]

Love Shane but he’s another one that clearly doesn’t understand the definition of racism. No Shane, everyone is not racist. What many people are is PREJUDICE, there’s a big difference…

[@toddt.]

I like to stereo type

[@joebarry4691]

Duuude Bros yaas.. this new one I heard about black people built the pyramids was driving me nuts. Like does that make you cooler? Feel better? Oh yeah I'm going to rewrite history so that all my ancestors came from Kings.. sweet now I'm rich and powerful😒

[@eno6712]

Sure you are buddy, now take your meds

[@yayawawasy]

... Are you suggesting white people built the pyramids? Lololol

[@Norde_]

@@yayawawasyyup

[@Thegreatesttoneverlive]

​@@eno6712We wuz builders of precise measurements and sheet

[@stellviahohenheim]

The Eskimos built the pyramid

[@elijahperfecto9560]

Another racist episode,beautiful👌

[@rosspeterson3274]

You spelled 'hilarious' wrong.

[@jasonjohnson1690]

Flying past me and going in and out - white every time Going 45 on the expressway in the fast lane - black

[@larryforeman]

This is very racist

[@joebarry4691]

LOL that's cute that they're trying to climb the pyramids now.. even if it was built by humans and elbow grease I still wouldn't believe it ;) ( because it wasn't, and you're the fool if you look at the math of how many decades and Generations it would have took. And yet they obtained perfection) anyway

[@howtodoit1190]

Dude unironically thinks aliens built the pyramids lmao

[@marcelm-meatstatues8207]

@@howtodoit1190humans didn’t build it brotha we can’t cut granite to that size and accuracy 👆🏼🤣🫵🏻

[@PearlBladeBeats]

U guys serverly underestimate the power of slaves and the amount of slaves the Egyptians had

[@darian.the.barbarian]

​@marcelm-meatstatues8207 yes you can. Who told you that?😂

[@deankruse2891]

@@marcelm-meatstatues8207yes we could and can, we can do it without machines.