MSSP - Shane's Spooky Childhood Friend Mike Myers

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 44

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

"Even Kapernick would stand up" ahaha

[@JohnSmith-xy7lt]

“This is the worst thing we’ve ever said…I’m not done though” lol

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Thank god this is a SECRET PODCAST ...

[@seansezz]

Ikr

[@ROFO79]

No one will ever know that they say non-PC shit.

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

yeah I'm glad no one listens besides us

[@ROFO79]

@@n-wordheelflips2648 shhh. What podcast?

[@ezmurdelore1777]

Good thing.

[@hhhanselll]

That line “someone throws a vortex whistler in the distance” makes me want more Matt stand up.

[@michaelj6392]

I was doing the dishes listening to this and I absolutely lost it at that part 😂

[@robbaholic]

New special!!

[@nickyos8640]

holy shit, I was listening to this part and went to he comments because Matt was going so crazy, and I read this line as he said it so perfectly

[@dmats6]

I love of all things the boy Shane gets cancelled for just an Asian joke, meanwhile shit like this pops off on the pod 😂😂 hilarious fellas

[@naylik2562]

Mssp and warmode are the fucking shit. Love these pensylvania dudes.

[@beartrillz7591]

He would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling Bowen Yang

[@clayrester9342]

i didnt listen to the podcast back in these days... but have been listening to these old clips, and i am legit shocked at what actually got Shane "cancelled".... theres SO much more shit these rascals have said... hahahaha

[@anderskjellgren4658]

To be fair, he wasn’t really famous enough to be “cancelled” he just got fired… from a show that would have made him famous THEN got him Cancelled

[@sgbabyflex]

Used to pop off. Now he's more tame.

[@colekinser407]

The line about a jv girls game being like gatsbys party is so funny. This clip is super relatable. Every town has a mike Myers or 2.

[@jacoblaffoon6485]

“now I’m double smart” 😂 jesus dude

[@lordfordification]

We had this kid, Ben, he had a British accent, wore Vietnam era military fatigues(2001). He grew up in the swamps, he would tell us his parents would cook up roadkill, and no one believed him. His mom chaperoned a field trip to some theme park. Everyone believed him and understood why he was the way he was.

[@lordfordification]

He had a rat tail haircut and buck teeth until he could grow a bowl cut mullet in high school.

[@NotoriousPeepop]

You sure he wasnt Theo Von?

[@juliangrant9718]

Jeezuz, I worked with a Ben who also put on a Bristish accent and always wore the same clothes everyday. Same shabby black thigh length winter coat. Kinda reminded of Heath's Joker. Got accused of stalking a lot of coworkers online...

[@imronburgundy8602]

@@juliangrant9718 Yikes 😳

[@dillonwalshpvd]

Today he’s known as Oliver Tree

[@turnermd1302]

My highschool literally had a mike myers-esque dude who graduated like 3 years prior to my freshman year, but he would show up to every single football game and record it, he lived on the same street as my friend and would always walk up to us in the morning at the bus stop and try to give us chocolates but I don't think he ever tried to lure us, he would also ask my friend's dad who was a fire chief if he could get a job as a fireman about once a week. I'm convinced that every small town has a mike myers

[@legendary.super.shannon9699]

Yea, especially Haddonfield.

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Autism Spectrum Disorder grindset

[@tonythetiger1600]

The r tards love a volunteer fire man role we had 1 tiger Tim who was a volunteer fire man n low n behold bout 5 years bk hecwas caught on 1 ov those predator stings he rolled up 2 meet a 13 year old girl 2 take her 2 Skegness 4 the day n was a team ov nonce catchers it was a great vid the moment he realised he was screwed lol I seen him on a bus few weeks back n cussed him out loudly told every1 watch there kids n what he did it's sad ever town city n village there's a tiger tim/mm lurking round our kids

[@josephburdette2407]

Ours is bama Brian. He looooooovvvves football.

[@keelayk1225]

This might be the worst thing we’ve talked about on a podcast… no no I’m not done 🤣🤣🤣

[@millhouse813]

God damn this is top tier comedy

[@Jsmitt716]

Our mike Myers was joe-man. He was turdy-tree years old his whole life. He thought he was faster on his bike than any car. One day my boy jockey challenged him to a race, jockey would drive in reverse and joe man on his bike, so the car is in the lead naturally, and just before the finish line he slams on his brakes and joe man hits the hood and goes flying over the car in front of all the kids in the neighborhood it's was the hardest I ever fuxking laughed in my life

[@monrow1961]

LMAO, holy shit that retard must've gotten fucked up

[@rydersmith7652]

That might have punched your ticket to hell with that but that’s fucking hilarious

[@gator4458]

I laughed reading this. Thank you

[@ThisIsNotYourFriend]

Joe Man rules

[@macstrong1284]

This is like when John Favrou and Christopher Moltisanti are swapping stories and Christopher starts an innocent enough story but ends with having thrown acid in a trans person's face

[@s.e.u.ellethi9388]

Shane almost got the Bobby lee experience.

[@user-hl7nt1og7k]

What, shagging a Nicaraguan Girl who looks like Natalie Portman in Leo th Professional?

[@zahnegott5473]

middle aged slow guys LOVE tossing around the ol' nerf football

[@nickbooze9766]

They LIVE for it dude.

[@dallassunderland]

matt’s description of being molested by mike is golden

[@Drewww1_]

Matt: this might be the worst thing I think we’ve ever discussed Shane: alright so Matt: no no no no no, I’m not done 😂

[@jamesdarmody2734]

“If you’re a kid who’s totally unfazed about that? That’s a fucking deal” 😂😂😂 8:00

[@bracksampson1]

Michael Meyers is shane when he puts on a batman mask

[@matkiley17]

We had a mike myers. His name was Harrison but he hung around the out side courts and tried to see our feet and coach us in basketball. So we called him coach Harrison. And he would buy us beer to see our feet and touch em. Everyone had a mike myers.

[@jonathanwhite182]

You still have the best feet I've seen .

[@mort3338]

Holy shit

[@joenichols3901]

We were in our Roman catholic church during school. We were 6th graders. One of the kids, KJ, who was a total idiot but surprisingly athletic, went down into the church bathroom. He came back up and sat down next to us. We were kinda goofing around or whatever and then he says "some guy grabbed my butt in the bathroom" . It was the single funniest thing I'd ever heard. He was asking like "do I tell the teachers?" And it was just so funny. We were laughing to the point the nun came over to us to tell us to stop and then he told the teacher. No idea what happened next. Don't care either. Funniest church moment in my life

[@nastradumbass]

Using this language in 2022 is so stunning so brave

[@Brojack69]

I listened to the cast and said wow this is so stunning so brave

[@nastradumbass]

@@Brojack69 😂

[@DaBro1102]

@@mikecap6027 UNDERRATED

[@taylorfontenot5008]

Fighting in a war is stunning and brave lol

[@Jean-z51]

Great insight 😂

[@eduardoc8296]

holy fuck matt fucking went there

[@screechweiner2921]

we had a mike myers type who used to cruise the community pool parking lot in his burnt orange mustang. every time he would drive past someone would yell out "peter pan!" and we would all dive into the pool to hide.

[@davidwills5365]

That picture Matt painted makes me think that Mike got him

[@bonvct]

Even Kaepernick would stand up 😆

[@bigtime8924]

I believe the mustard on the dick thing is called “The Portland Frank.”

[@gregmoralesCA90]

Did you go to summer camp in Nebraska during the 60’s? Lol

[@TheAdamfee]

That's my nickname for your Mom, weird.

[@odoylerules4503]

whadda know whadda say

[@seanmatthewking]

​@@gregmoralesCA90he was a counselor

[@isaacrayburn969]

I had a friend named Mike myers he was cool as shit died freshman year rip Mike dude

[@cloudbloom]

I'll pour one out for big Mike 🍻 RIP

[@naylik2562]

Mike rest easy in heaven homeboi

[@Meekmillan]

I had a Michael Jackson at my school, but he moved away freshman year.

[@jonstewart4050]

Matt saying this is the worst thing we've ever done followed immediately by no no no no no no I'm not done! Is amazing

[@Timmyfuckknuckles]

It’s nerf or nothing

[@mort3338]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rockpyl]

we had a few mike myers, one was mad dawg. he would just walk around town mad dawging everyone. hope hes still out there mad dawging

[@cleech74]

I’ve been watching Beetlejuice highlights every night for the last two weeks.😂

[@Jsmitt716]

He's gonna launch a whistler into your butt is such a funny line

[@Laffz]

9:55 the way he says “what!?” Kills me

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Those people love high school dude. The janitor at my old HS was literally a former student that refused to stop showing up for like 5 straight years after graduation

[@ThisIsNotYourFriend]

I'm laughing so hard at that picture of Shane. I really need to know its origin story.

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

Its his first tindr pic

[@no-replies]

Can't get enough of this podcast bro. Im listening for Matt

[@markmueller9089]

this is for sure the darkest MSSP clip ever

[@MAVJ]

"This might be the worst thing we've ever done....no I'm not done yet!" 😂😂😂

[@JonnyFoxx]

I just ordered a vortex whistler off Amazon because of this video. It arrives Saturday. Myers ain’t gettin’ me…

[@falloutstalkeroblivion]

just the bois chatting

[@westxranchin]

“Now I’m double smart!”

[@marcuszuniga3691]

this has to be the funniest one ever. i feel every one had a michael in their town.

[@magicknight13]

Love this podcast so much 😭😭

[@huntmine2343]

There’s not a nerf in sight 😂😂😂

[@sovereignbeef]

Holy shit when he said I’m double smart now I almost died choking

[@cheapskateaquatics7103]

I remember a guy at our local pool, probably in 98 or 99, that would spin you in the water and launch you into air if you asked him. He was deaf, but also a little slow. My friend told me about it and would run over to him and get launched in the air. I questioned it more than my friend did. My parents had us stay away from deaf mike myers after that.

[@taylorcox1511]

FOR THE TROOPS

[@edwin.dugan7]

“Must be like going to the emmy’s”

[@sllpplng9547]

Double smart is insane 😂😂

[@vinnyt42allday]

Love these podcasts

[@davidhoover2874]

RIP Cumtown

[@OnPointFirearms]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@megalithicblock]

I've honestly been genuinely upset lol what a gay thing but it's true

[@spoj3922]

Mid podcast

[@jhgfdsertuiokjhg]

6:01; vortex whistler😂😂😂

[@bracero27]

Now I’m double smart! 😂😂😂😂

[@poinendev2932]

"Getting jelqed by Mike Myers, dude. He probably gained at least an extra inch." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lukotanko9518]

This is so fucked 😭😂 love y’all boys

[@DannyDunesweater]

“Gen 1 Mike Myers pulling you out”

[@jonvia]

That Sheetz camo shirt is fuego!

[@deadgame9980]

And somewhere off in the distance someone let’s a Vortex Whistler go ....hahahaaa

[@unnecessaryapostrophe4047]

That shirt is amazing.

[@aydd95]

Old test is so much better, such a shame and a blessing

[@alanjohnsonbmw]

"persuaded by nerf" 😂

[@BuckeyeCory]

There’s 3 Mike Myers I know in my town…. A town of about 3,000, also all 3 are Re-Re lol

[@JamesHuggett_]

Holy shit. I lost it at the camp mustard game story.

[@Dinckelburg]

Mike Myers ripping off your Lees killed me

[@the4thplateau958]

Old testament is too hot

[@BigFarts0]

Yes. Absolute yes.

[@matthewsommerville8911]

You guys are the best lol

[@crofty_92]

The origin story 😂

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

I like imagining it was the Austin Powers Mike Myers

[@OriginOfSmallPoxisEgypt]

I'm watching this and posting from a sheetz.

[@tombstonejones9581]

Ain't nothing like dumping large up in a Sheetz toilet stall, stay strong dawg.

[@falloutstalkeroblivion]

doing the same ruff out there man stay ready

[@cjtrickstar6060]

Wawa is coming to town soon!

[@dixonpopp1769]

The camo sheetz long sleeve fucking roasted me

[@Zac-ls6hn]

The love guru... Classic

[@Michael-ki5iu]

This is hot cast

[@ho0t0w1]

that Sheetz shirt is killin.

[@5unny5ide]

This was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I haven't heard "funny guy" since my grandpa.

[@MrMeowTheSecond]

So I looked into it Micheal Myers of Harrisburg PA died at the age of 54 in 2006…. And then died again at the age of 54 in 2011….

[@scottwilliams4963]

We had a local dude...he was about 30 when I was in 5th grade. Definitely “touched” by God. It wa the 80’s so rumors only.

[@samthompson7821]

seeing shane with a sheetz shirt on puts a smile on my face

[@scottieb6442]

Sheetz is bar none the best gas station brand in the US

[@theabstracthour178]

I read a story about a son of Syrian refugees who’s father had Down Syndrome and lived life as a cobbler (shoe maker) before migrating to America.

[@stevebanning902]

even kapernick would stand up LMAO

[@paulclarke4776]

Shane had a close shave wit ole Mikey!!?? 😂😂😂

[@Laura-qo5tx]

So I’m sure everyone knows about Uncle Eddie in Center City/SP area, does anyone from this area also know about ‘pissing on Tony’? Creepiest ever

[@MyBaLLsBLoNg]

Shane sounds a lil different. I dunno if it’s a diff mic or what but def sounds different

[@cevicheisdelicious]

Everyday for a Summer

[@magicknight13]

I can't believe they just moved past "he survived the World Trade Center" without one single comment 😂

[@jonatanleandoer5437]

When I think of Michael Myers I think of austin powers and so I married an axe murderer and it makes this even more funny

[@REAL_Skele_Orb-Maker]

Now I’m double smart! Jajajajahajahajajajajajajaj

[@ZeranZeran]

"I been watching beetlejuice highlights every night for the last 2 weeks."

[@evantench6651]

Dark. Also funny.

[@JeffreySmith84]

God damn that got dark

[@tonyreyes3780]

Thank god I preferred the Gertie Ball as a kid

[@l3a4c1m]

Found it...Mike Myers passed in 2006...he was a grad at Trinity High School

[@lukotanko9518]

Mike said nerf or nothin

[@jasonlitherland4270]

Unbelievable Lmao

[@TexasHeatAudit]

He had a car, he wasn't that Tik Tokd

[@TelePrankers]

Hahahahaha! I’m dying. This is so funny

[@Smoof29]

I graduated with a David Berkowitz

[@Stoney514]

I like how Shane realizes he essentially admitted he thought the high school cheerleaders are very attractive but the difference between him and Mike Myers is that Mike doesn’t consider the dangers and repercussions lmao

[@no-replies]

Shane in that sheetz shirt looks like every highschool redneck from my town

[@captiankeegkeeg]

I personally enjoyed the voices 🤙🏼