MST3K 624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women

[@nylarnameless1759]

Latin Actors, Dubbed English, AND the story telling prowess of a 50's Japanese sci-fi flick. honestly how could it get any better.

[@zipperwookie4926]

Sandy Frank could produce and Roger Corman could direct

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

and T.V. 's Frank could stay! Now I've got the Sandy Frank song rolling around! ;)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

El Santo acts like a tokusatsu hero like Kamen Rider here.

[@Tareltonlives]

According to the episode guide, Frank had wanted to do an El Santo or Luchador movies since the beginning, but no one else wanted. They decided to give him one for his final episode.

[@alexewing7264]

I don't know what is cuter, the hot dog in the opening sketch or the way Servo holds it in his little arms.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I agree. That was unironically wholesome.

[@kdohertygizbur]

We had a really Hispanic time , Thank You

[@sickpat7197]

I love these people. The Creators. The Writers. The audiences...all of it. This...is...beauty...js

[@BrooklynJackBlue]

Such a bittersweet episode. TV's Frank. There was never anyone quite like him.

[@Chunkboi]

Frank became an ascended being, a la SG-1.

[@aarondavis8943]

He is with us always...though not like you know it. He is with us always...though not like you know it.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Good Job with that one, Did you know it by heart? I could paraphrase but probably miss a word, here or there. A classic episode. Check out my wrestling jokes above...if you're a fan and know your history! Regardless, it's cool to see someone else watching at the same time, perhapps in a different continent! Cheers from Canada :)

[@7919AEM]

El Santo is to Mexicans what Batman is to Americans! 😁 So proud t osay that Mexican films were good enough to be shown around the world in different languages back in 40's, 50's and 60's, the Golden Age of Mexican cinema.

[@7919AEM]

Yeah, just like your shitty American hiphop crap. You know, instead of making such broad remark why don't you go do more research about foreign film industries compared to Hollywood? This movie may seem "shitty" to you but if you're smart enough you might remember that back then Hollywood hadn't changed to their little green screen technology and computer graphics yet so this movie was good enough for Germans, French and Japanese and yes, even AMERICANS.

[@teresas8173]

historiadorderock ...this is not a good movie, the acting is terrible, ( albeit the dubbing makes it even worse) and the story line is completely ridiculous....it’s laughable even without Mike and the bots. Now that’s not to say that Mexico and other countries have not made many great movies, they always have and certainly still do, but this is not one of them! Its atrocious!

[@hectorsalcido4106]

El Santo, Bad assssssss ! No shit .

[@brianhagerty9524]

“Ugh, those bitchy vampires Debbie & Jennifer are here!” LOL 🤣

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"It's Sade! 🎤Your Love is King.🎤"

[@KZFisher]

When they have the owl say "que - que" I lost it . . . The black/white dubbed movies always have the best riffs - case in point "Prince of Space" . . . And LONG LIVE TORGO !!!!

[@TimelordR]

A fond farewell to TV's Frank, who has left this realm, with Torgo no less. I can't think of a better sendoff than with a cheesy quesadilla of a luchador/monster movie.

[@TheRogueWolf]

Frank Coniff loves luchador movies, so they riffed this movie for him in tribute.

[@HylianFox3]

Yeah, after 'Robot vs the Aztec Mummy' they pretty much vowed to never do another luchador movie, but went ahead with this one as a concession to Frank

[@danellett9274]

frank should have gotten an emmy every year he was on the show.

[@hammondOT]

Too bad he's such a complete low life as a person.

[@chidagamer6497]

Crow's cackle when Samson walks in gets me every time. Sometimes, nothing the guys can say is funnier than their uncontrolled giggling. Also, I bet Trace had a lot of fun recording that song.

[@Wingless-]

One of my all time favourite moments is that cackle!

[@BryonYoungblood]

Given how goofy that Samson/El Santo looks as he walks in with his gear on, ya can't blame Crow for that awesome cackle! XD

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

45:51

[@Green-Raccoon777]

What about when Crow slurped up that Chow Mein?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's like putting a Mexican wrestler in the middle of Zodiac.

[@monstercombo007]

Happy 99th birthday to El Santo.

[@johnsheridan8580]

One of MST3K's best. I love this one.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

When Samson came in the room and they all laughed, so did I.

[@benrichardson5662]

"My daughter is cursed to become a vampire and to marry the Prince of Darkness! Quick call Lucha Underground, I know a guy I can help us!"

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Call Nacho Libre!

[@DiggitySlice]

The Kermit the frog voice they use for the doctor is hilarious

[@MonaBern1]

"Be sure to stop by tomorrow ... then leave immediately!"

[@sertorrhenclegane]

Santo had the greatest entrance of all time. Just opens the door.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Yeah, it's close to the best but I prefer the glitter induced hilarity, of the SHOCK MASTER ;)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@Pocketrocket-pj1us ''Come and get me STID''

[@jackjohnson1128]

El Santo wasn't there to have a flashy entrance. He was there to kick vampire ass.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

When El Santo first appears, I always lose it.

[@jamesreid9284]

To think... This was Frank's last main appearance on the show. It was actually... kinda sad when he went away.

[@nomatchesformikey7768]

James Reid At least he left us with words of wisdom for life... "Always wave your freak flag high!"

[@jamesreid9284]

John Mathews Yep. Well done, Frank.

[@Peter-pv8xx]

Is that when he went to be a writer on Sabrina the teenage witch? He even was in an episode.

[@roetheboat1]

I didn't realize he was also involved in "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". He was a writer for the "Invader Zim" cartoon series, even having a small speaking role in one episode.

[@kilssj2250]

Sort of. Remember he DID make a cameo appearance along-side Joel in "Soultaker" ^_^ And these cameos were longer than just a walk-on or a moment. They had lines and time to interact with the other characters. If that counts for anything.

[@obesetoussaint6283]

There is actually a statue of El Santo in his hometown in Mexico...

[@mariakelly90210]

I'm sincerely happy to hear that.

[@ANTINUTZI]

I heard that the *entire* cast insisted on a contract clause absolutely assuring that the title of the film wouldn't appear *anywhere* on their paychecks.

[@mauricedavis2160]

👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianschroeder2292]

Was that for Santos or mst3k?? Hahaha😂

[@definitelynotyourmom42]

"There are no bum knees in my world, child."

[@xxJacket23xx]

I first saw this movie in Spanish with my family. We were already making fun of it. My father told me that this movie used to scare him as a boy so much so he couldn't sleep at night. When I found that MST3K made fun of this movie I had to see it. It's definitely one of my favorites. Unfortunately, I find that information becomes lost in translation, but it would be difficult to translate everything exactly since some statements would be confusing or lengthy.

[@davidpayne4879]

9:53 'Let the Cher jokes begin ...' 'Hey, it looks like Cher!' Genius.

[@samanthajayewardene4523]

"Make sure to stop by tomorrow and then leave immediately"! "You invited me"! "Leave me alone"!

[@StephenGillie]

52:45 "Once you go (Cossack|Kazakh) you never go back."

[@GarouLady]

It always amuses me that the male vampires strangle their victims instead of drinking their blood even though they have the fangs for the job. LMAO!

[@MrKmanthie]

LOL...dressed like bouncers at a gay bar, with those ridiculous capes & the lipstick, etc.

[@kingofcobwebs]

Torgo the White looks suspiciously like Jack Perkins . . .

[@hafaball]

"Why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel!" freakin brilliant lol, this is definitely top 10 all time

[@rimshot2952]

Love the "Three Stooge's" salute, from the Satellite of Love.

[@adrianlackey5107]

"I'm a crappy vampire." You're a Crampire...

[@NodDisciple1]

+Adrian Lackey So campy.

[@theOstenHugo]

“woke up, get outta bed. drag a comb thru my head..” everytime Crow sings this i lol. i wish i knew where it was originally from. 😂

[@AlmostWorthless]

The Beatles, "A Day in the Life"

[@sillygrl23]

Awwww, I just want to give Dr. Forrester a big hug right now :(

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

''Watch me ROCK.''

[@jay94271]

Torgo the White!?? PRICELESS!!

[@flintironstag2381]

32:25 So the devil's minions are cheap thugs....That line never gets old!!! LMAO!!!

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

I was rolling on the floor after that myself.

[@Chunkboi]

Crow: “The devil is a wiener...the devil is a wiener...” Also: “I’ll bring your car around, Mr. Lugosi...”

[@1kojiwa]

"Yes they're real" 😅

[@flintironstag2381]

@@1kojiwa I was thinking the same thing TBH 😁😁

[@darkprose]

"This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like." LOL, funny and...true.

[@Galahad54]

True that's what Southern Baptists think, or true true?

[@JervisGermane]

This was yet another movie where the "heroes" did very little while random accidents polish off the bad guys. The moral is that in the battle of good vs evil, it's random chance that always wins

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

'Random chance over evil' Sounds like Clinton Vs Trump. (insert rimshot at your own leisure)

[@dustincantrell6712]

it's a really dumb b rated movie

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@KarstensCreationsKC *Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket.*

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@KarstensCreationsKC Of course, Trump is the evil one. Vote blue!

[@rachelalicea500]

"Be sure to come back again tomorrow, and then leave immediately!"

[@oneorbonly]

"Yow, they're making the beast with two butts!" Viva the golden years of MST!

[@pockypurse]

"You know, I bet it was a butterfly, attracted to the light." "Or a tiny condor, waiting for you to die." Idk why but that sentence is so bizarre and out of left field, it kills me.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Or, maybe it was Reb Brown, from York's world! Flying in on his dead bird hang glider!! Yor, is the man of course!!! Lol

[@ScreamingScallop]

I've always wondered why The Simpsons never spoofed this for one of their Halloween specials. I mean, come on, Simpson (the Aluminum Pie-Tin Maskman) vs. The Vampire Women of Springfield (led by Booberella)? Practically writes itself.

[@andrewrayment536]

This is one of my go-to episodes. It has a superb series of host segments AND a killer movie! Peabody material.

[@CarlotaZimmerman]

“I dedicate this to Thorazine.” Oh my lord that made me cry the first time I heard it. God bless MST3k!

[@janetcraft]

The song Dr. Forester sang about Frank it ... it almost ... almost made me cry😰😥😢🌙

[@kokosnood]

"That must be one of my many wrestling acquaintances"

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

Dr.Forrester is still the best villain of MST3K.The most talented actor to play a villain in a show of this caliber.

[@davidrussellhamrick1828]

If I told you that 45 minutes into this vampire movie, there's a luchador discussing nuclear power, would you believe me?

[@mariakelly90210]

I most certainly would!

[@EndingSummerwithRalph]

Wow almost 20 years ago and it's still fresh. Such a great show. Bye TV's Frank! Thanks for the laughs!

[@SeanP7195]

Btw everyone. This movie was a huge success in Mexico

[@jjoshaugh]

To be fair, it might have been much better in the original Spanish, rather than the dubbed version we watching here. Doesn't stop me laughing it this though!

[@GlennForbes20]

What does that say about Mexico?

[@Emiliapocalypse]

GlennForbes20 that they believe in witches

[@stovetopweevil]

Professor Gaslight “Professor, you seem nervous.” “No I’m not! You are!” (Movie is all about a thing he is totally nervous about)

[@ToniTheMink]

45:50 Even these guys can barely keep it together once El Santo comes in XD

[@bellypatter1]

ToniTheMink I love it how El Santo shows up in that goofy outfit like it is normal wear for a human being.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

I know, right?

[@tleatherland]

@@bellypatter1 "Should I get into my costume?"

[@ebmosier1]

"I wonder if there are vegetarian vampires." Yes, but they're not really vegetarian because they eat animals, and they sparkle in the sun instead of burning up, and they're stuck in high school forever, and they fall for dumb self-absorbed Mary Sues, and okay, they're not really vampires, so never mind.

[@karlhart8678]

That absolutely makes perfect sense.

[@daffyphack]

Wait, was Count Duckula a Twilight character?

[@NodDisciple1]

daffyphack He wasn't a vegetarian...that's Bunnicula.

[@darkprose]

daffyphack Aha! No, but he wasn't really a vampire, either, at least, not in the latest reincarnation. Igor would have been disappointed with the Cullens, too.

[@good2goism]

Draculaura a vegan vamp, as well as a cute.

[@zombiepi]

omg when tom started singing rodgers and hammerstein's cinderella during the party I completely lost it

[@potatopower4026]

The hotdog barking and licking Tom's face was stupidly funny...the best kind of funny only MST3K could provide.

[@krumovies26]

My gosh, that ending scene actually gets to me a little. As twisted as it is that Dr. Forrester likes to torment Frank, the fact that they both see it as something special makes their whole relationship weirdly sweet and sincere. :')

[@mikebliss3153]

You couldn't torture someone if there was no one around to be tortured. Frank realized that.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

It's all in good fun! Do you really think the Coyotte would eat the Road Runner? It's all part of the fun. Cheers from Canada

[@SeanDDaily]

On the plus side, Lorena Velázquez (the woman who plays Thorina, Queen of the Vampires) is smoking hot in this. Rowr.

[@7919AEM]

+Fr. Duffy Fighting 69th, She was actually Miss Mexico 1957. 😀

[@TheRogueWolf]

I can see why! Rawr.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

👍

[@steviechan139]

"I feel sort of silly right now. Did I overdress?"

[@wadecarmen7501]

Nope! Not even wearing underwear!

[@13stooge]

not going to lie, Forester's to Frank made cry a little. Poor guy.

[@ErichoTTA]

I really did feel bad for Dr. Forrester.

[@kentonclarkson1449]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Those times I don't know who to kill drive me crazy! Generally I just kill everyone and that seems to solve the problem.

[@rarmstrong86]

Happy birthday El Santo!

[@silverage59]

♫ When a man loves a wrestler ♫

[@arw1013]

1:21:20 "If a wrestler falls in the forest and there's no one to hear it, does it count as a fall?"

[@DJTonyOKay]

"It's hard for women to be managers" LMAO!!!

[@hankaustin7091]

It's been my experience, since I entered the work force in 1980, that the statement is QUITE true!

[@ericminch]

@@hankaustin7091 Well, of course, only a man can manage, but women can womanage perfectly well.

[@asabovesobelow5050]

Almost peed my pants when Mike says, "Ok Debbie, truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat."

[@communistjesus]

+Nicole Castro Almost peed my pants when Mike says, "Ok Debbie, truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat."

[@Cashcrop54]

This is one of my favorite MST3K episodes! From beginning to end the riffing is nearly non-stop...and hilarious! And it gets better every time I watch it! This movie seemed like it was made for MST3K. Vampire women, a Mexican wrestler in full regalia and a zany plot. ☺️😀😛😜

[@kimdkus]

I love hearing Kevin Murphy sing. I wish he'd do it more.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

I'm sure you've heard of the Rifftones!! If you like Weird Al, you'll love these songs, which are usually about the movie they're riffing!

[@PatrickTheWriter]

Final regular appearance of TV's Frank. Such a shame. RIP TV's Frank.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

He went out as he lived... Brilliantly and creatively...:)

[@P0552]

The Evil Albinoid aka Patrick J. Colliano j

[@TheBeezusjones]

What about Forrester? When did he go?

[@erikrandan7294]

@@TheBeezusjones at the end of Season 7. Season 8 Pearl was the new Mad and Bill Corbett took over as Crow.

[@TheBeezusjones]

@@erikrandan7294 i know pearl was after forester, and corbett became crow. I just didnt know how long it was, after frank left , that forester left.

[@aarondavis8943]

I'm sorry but I find it difficult to believe that Torgo defeated a Balrog.

[@Flora_Frightful13]

The…Master… says… you shall not…pass

[@Cashcrop54]

TV's Frank goes off with Torgo. Who'd of thunk that? This episode has two of my favorite MST3K moments. When the vampires attack the couple like "cheap thugs" and when Samson first appears. No matter how many times I see them I lose it!

[@mikebliss3153]

Farewell, Frank. And Farewell, Torgo.

[@thebuttholio1879]

Well I'll be damned! He is El Santo!

[@sixgunshauna3486]

"Where did you see this hideous face of the night?" "I saw it in the mirror." She's writing her own riffs!

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

You only rent blood, huh? 😅 you find more jokes that you've missed every time you watch it again!

[@ericminch]

I thought one of the things about vampires was that you couldn't see them in a mirror.

[@josephcosimano6687]

That's because they used to be made from silver

[@sferrell1000]

When this episode first ran, I was watching it with an actor friend of mine. He was playing Brick in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. When the vampire was drinking from the cup and said,"I'm waiting for the click, Maggie." The guy fell off my sofa laughing.

[@SeanP7195]

"Have you ever seen a Polish magnet? Here, it's over this way". Hysterical, I never heard that one

[@jrenaud4328]

Without question one of the best episodes ever. Love this show, there will never be anything like this show again.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Man, this movie has some good lucho thing!

[@monkeymouse]

"Hey, do you know that thing from 'Peanuts'?" The curse of pianists everywhere!

[@Chunkboi]

Which thing? Vince Guaraldi wrote quite a few pieces for that show.

[@misspinkpunkykat]

I remember coming home from school to find my older brother and mother watching this and I was always asking what the "bird thing" was only to be told it was a "Crow".

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

47:05 'The prophecy speaks of an extrodinary man of great strength, in a silver mask. That Man, is obviously, REY MYSTERIO JR. Rey's theme song plays, as he jumps in, through the window!! REY looks at the other guy and says, I think we got double booked esse! That is how the new "Dream Tag Team" is born! ;)

[@s4ujcd]

"I don't get the physics of a hovering bat."

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Now, that's great puppetry!"

[@TheGenericNerd]

they use swirling air vortices to hover.

[@bozzutoman]

This inspired Christopher Nolan for the flying Batmobile in The Dark Knight Rises. ;)

[@andrewfrankovic6821]

Bats don't have physics. Everything else has physics.

[@mariakelly90210]

Who does?

[@Bfdidc]

Vegetarian vampires drink V8.

[@anthrax2525]

"I-will-get-your-Cream-Of-Wheat..."

[@timcook1928]

"Authorities suspect arson."

[@taramathews7391]

His laugh when Sampson arrived is so genuine. It is pretty ridiculous.

[@JamaicanCastle]

38:47 Don't say that Crow, you'll summon _Wild World of Batwoman_

[@MarkEllinger]

The daughter and her boyfriend are human ciphers. Who cares what happens to either of them? Tandra is the character of real interest.

[@alexandersilady4751]

When they do the Speed Racer theme song parody at about 1:21:00 it gets me every time.

[@Kth77]

There is just something weirdly satisfying about Crow ‘noming noodles.

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

These mixtures of Mexi-horror and Santo are delightful, they have so much heart! Mexico made some lovely horror films during this period. It's nice when the SoL team get to engage with with non cynical movies 😊

[@Anynom]

I love how the guys just totally lose it when Samson shows up. We've had a somewhat up-front vampire story and suddenly this costumed wrestler pops in with a mask and tights all the time, turns it completely insane.

[@ConceptuallyYour]

This music is like a warm little fire, warming my heart on cold days. 🔥

[@Marigen1971]

This is one of my favorite movies from childhood and I love it extra more with Mike, Tom and Crow

[@kaarlimakela3413]

"This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like."

[@mariakelly90210]

They probably actually do think that.

[@Virjunior01]

Frank was always the best 2nd banana.

[@MarkEllinger]

It really bugs me that Ofelia Montesco, who plays the luscious vampire priestess Tandra, *by far the most interesting character, not to mention best actor, in this movie* isn't listed in the credits of the English language version.

[@gilbertramirez6626]

she is on IMDB and Google

[@sgtbaker2072]

Yea, that's a real problem.

[@matthewking3318]

That's Permafrost to you, mister!

[@SeanP7195]

She was gorgeous. Originally from Peru she died pretty young at 47 I think.

[@kevhead1525]

Made the movie worth watching for me.

[@mauricedavis2160]

"Eviline fine makeup, sensibly priced!"!!!🙏👌👻❣️

[@DoggonePony]

Oh, lord. You could tell how much fun they had with this one. A most fitting send-off to TV's Frank. ^-^

[@jorgelopez-pr6dr]

Don't worry, Mike. The same happened to Lou Costello with a clam.