MST3K 624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women

A lovely young woman is doomed by an ancient curse - she is to become undead and marry the devil. Her father knows of the curse, and enlists the help of his friend Samson, a professional wrestler.
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[@nylarnameless1759]

Latin Actors, Dubbed English, AND the story telling prowess of a 50's Japanese sci-fi flick. honestly how could it get any better.

[@zipperwookie4926]

Sandy Frank could produce and Roger Corman could direct

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

and T.V. 's Frank could stay! Now I've got the Sandy Frank song rolling around! ;)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

El Santo acts like a tokusatsu hero like Kamen Rider here.

[@Tareltonlives]

According to the episode guide, Frank had wanted to do an El Santo or Luchador movies since the beginning, but no one else wanted. They decided to give him one for his final episode.

[@alexewing7264]

I don't know what is cuter, the hot dog in the opening sketch or the way Servo holds it in his little arms.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I agree. That was unironically wholesome.

[@MonaBern1]

"Be sure to stop by tomorrow ... then leave immediately!"

[@TimelordR]

A fond farewell to TV's Frank, who has left this realm, with Torgo no less. I can't think of a better sendoff than with a cheesy quesadilla of a luchador/monster movie.

[@TheRogueWolf]

Frank Coniff loves luchador movies, so they riffed this movie for him in tribute.

[@HylianFox3]

Yeah, after 'Robot vs the Aztec Mummy' they pretty much vowed to never do another luchador movie, but went ahead with this one as a concession to Frank

[@danellett9274]

frank should have gotten an emmy every year he was on the show.

[@hammondOT]

Too bad he's such a complete low life as a person.

[@sickpat7197]

I love these people. The Creators. The Writers. The audiences...all of it. This...is...beauty...js

[@BrooklynJackBlue]

Such a bittersweet episode. TV's Frank. There was never anyone quite like him.

[@Chunkboi]

Frank became an ascended being, a la SG-1.

[@aarondavis8943]

He is with us always...though not like you know it. He is with us always...though not like you know it.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Good Job with that one, Did you know it by heart? I could paraphrase but probably miss a word, here or there. A classic episode. Check out my wrestling jokes above...if you're a fan and know your history! Regardless, it's cool to see someone else watching at the same time, perhapps in a different continent! Cheers from Canada :)

[@monstercombo007]

Happy 99th birthday to El Santo.

[@chidagamer6497]

Crow's cackle when Samson walks in gets me every time. Sometimes, nothing the guys can say is funnier than their uncontrolled giggling. Also, I bet Trace had a lot of fun recording that song.

[@Wingless-]

One of my all time favourite moments is that cackle!

[@BryonYoungblood]

Given how goofy that Samson/El Santo looks as he walks in with his gear on, ya can't blame Crow for that awesome cackle! XD

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

45:51

[@Green-Raccoon777]

What about when Crow slurped up that Chow Mein?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's like putting a Mexican wrestler in the middle of Zodiac.

[@definitelynotyourmom42]

"There are no bum knees in my world, child."

[@KZFisher]

When they have the owl say "que - que" I lost it . . . The black/white dubbed movies always have the best riffs - case in point "Prince of Space" . . . And LONG LIVE TORGO !!!!

[@sertorrhenclegane]

Santo had the greatest entrance of all time. Just opens the door.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Yeah, it's close to the best but I prefer the glitter induced hilarity, of the SHOCK MASTER ;)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@Pocketrocket-pj1us ''Come and get me STID''

[@obesetoussaint6283]

There is actually a statue of El Santo in his hometown in Mexico...

[@mariakelly90210]

I'm sincerely happy to hear that.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

When El Santo first appears, I always lose it.

[@benrichardson5662]

"My daughter is cursed to become a vampire and to marry the Prince of Darkness! Quick call Lucha Underground, I know a guy I can help us!"

[@Green-Raccoon777]

Call Nacho Libre!

[@kdohertygizbur]

We had a really Hispanic time , Thank You

[@JervisGermane]

This was yet another movie where the "heroes" did very little while random accidents polish off the bad guys. The moral is that in the battle of good vs evil, it's random chance that always wins

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

'Random chance over evil' Sounds like Clinton Vs Trump. (insert rimshot at your own leisure)

[@dustincantrell6712]

it's a really dumb b rated movie

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@KarstensCreationsKC *Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket.*

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@KarstensCreationsKC Of course, Trump is the evil one. Vote blue!

[@rachelalicea500]

"Be sure to come back again tomorrow, and then leave immediately!"

[@GarouLady]

It always amuses me that the male vampires strangle their victims instead of drinking their blood even though they have the fangs for the job. LMAO!

[@MrKmanthie]

LOL...dressed like bouncers at a gay bar, with those ridiculous capes & the lipstick, etc.

[@johnsheridan8580]

One of MST3K's best. I love this one.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

When Samson came in the room and they all laughed, so did I.

[@brianhagerty9524]

“Ugh, those bitchy vampires Debbie & Jennifer are here!” LOL 🤣

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"It's Sade! 🎤Your Love is King.🎤"

[@StephenGillie]

52:45 "Once you go (Cossack|Kazakh) you never go back."

[@theOstenHugo]

“woke up, get outta bed. drag a comb thru my head..” everytime Crow sings this i lol. i wish i knew where it was originally from. 😂

[@AlmostWorthless]

The Beatles, "A Day in the Life"

[@flintironstag2381]

32:25 So the devil's minions are cheap thugs....That line never gets old!!! LMAO!!!

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

I was rolling on the floor after that myself.

[@Chunkboi]

Crow: “The devil is a wiener...the devil is a wiener...” Also: “I’ll bring your car around, Mr. Lugosi...”

[@steviechan139]

"I feel sort of silly right now. Did I overdress?"

[@wadecarmen7501]

Nope! Not even wearing underwear!

[@DiggitySlice]

The Kermit the frog voice they use for the doctor is hilarious

[@adrianlackey5107]

"I'm a crappy vampire." You're a Crampire...

[@NodDisciple1]

+Adrian Lackey So campy.

[@oneorbonly]

"Yow, they're making the beast with two butts!" Viva the golden years of MST!

[@xxJacket23xx]

I first saw this movie in Spanish with my family. We were already making fun of it. My father told me that this movie used to scare him as a boy so much so he couldn't sleep at night. When I found that MST3K made fun of this movie I had to see it. It's definitely one of my favorites. Unfortunately, I find that information becomes lost in translation, but it would be difficult to translate everything exactly since some statements would be confusing or lengthy.

[@kingofcobwebs]

Torgo the White looks suspiciously like Jack Perkins . . .

[@7919AEM]

El Santo is to Mexicans what Batman is to Americans! 😁 So proud t osay that Mexican films were good enough to be shown around the world in different languages back in 40's, 50's and 60's, the Golden Age of Mexican cinema.

[@7919AEM]

Yeah, just like your shitty American hiphop crap. You know, instead of making such broad remark why don't you go do more research about foreign film industries compared to Hollywood? This movie may seem "shitty" to you but if you're smart enough you might remember that back then Hollywood hadn't changed to their little green screen technology and computer graphics yet so this movie was good enough for Germans, French and Japanese and yes, even AMERICANS.

[@teresas8173]

historiadorderock ...this is not a good movie, the acting is terrible, ( albeit the dubbing makes it even worse) and the story line is completely ridiculous....it’s laughable even without Mike and the bots. Now that’s not to say that Mexico and other countries have not made many great movies, they always have and certainly still do, but this is not one of them! Its atrocious!

[@hectorsalcido4106]

El Santo, Bad assssssss ! No shit .

[@ANTINUTZI]

I heard that the *entire* cast insisted on a contract clause absolutely assuring that the title of the film wouldn't appear *anywhere* on their paychecks.

[@mauricedavis2160]

👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianschroeder2292]

Was that for Santos or mst3k?? Hahaha😂

[@pockypurse]

"You know, I bet it was a butterfly, attracted to the light." "Or a tiny condor, waiting for you to die." Idk why but that sentence is so bizarre and out of left field, it kills me.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Or, maybe it was Reb Brown, from York's world! Flying in on his dead bird hang glider!! Yor, is the man of course!!! Lol

[@jay94271]

Torgo the White!?? PRICELESS!!

[@SeanDDaily]

On the plus side, Lorena Velázquez (the woman who plays Thorina, Queen of the Vampires) is smoking hot in this. Rowr.

[@7919AEM]

+Fr. Duffy Fighting 69th, She was actually Miss Mexico 1957. 😀

[@TheRogueWolf]

I can see why! Rawr.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

👍

[@zombiepi]

omg when tom started singing rodgers and hammerstein's cinderella during the party I completely lost it

[@andrewrayment536]

This is one of my go-to episodes. It has a superb series of host segments AND a killer movie! Peabody material.

[@janetcraft]

The song Dr. Forester sang about Frank it ... it almost ... almost made me cry😰😥😢🌙

[@ToniTheMink]

45:50 Even these guys can barely keep it together once El Santo comes in XD

[@bellypatter1]

ToniTheMink I love it how El Santo shows up in that goofy outfit like it is normal wear for a human being.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

I know, right?

[@tleatherland]

@@bellypatter1 "Should I get into my costume?"

[@potatopower4026]

The hotdog barking and licking Tom's face was stupidly funny...the best kind of funny only MST3K could provide.

[@ErichoTTA]

I really did feel bad for Dr. Forrester.

[@kentonclarkson1449]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Those times I don't know who to kill drive me crazy! Generally I just kill everyone and that seems to solve the problem.

[@sixgunshauna3486]

"Where did you see this hideous face of the night?" "I saw it in the mirror." She's writing her own riffs!

[@hafaball]

"Why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel!" freakin brilliant lol, this is definitely top 10 all time

[@rimshot2952]

Love the "Three Stooge's" salute, from the Satellite of Love.

[@kokosnood]

"That must be one of my many wrestling acquaintances"

[@davidpayne4879]

9:53 'Let the Cher jokes begin ...' 'Hey, it looks like Cher!' Genius.

[@PatrickTheWriter]

Final regular appearance of TV's Frank. Such a shame. RIP TV's Frank.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

He went out as he lived... Brilliantly and creatively...:)

[@P0552]

The Evil Albinoid aka Patrick J. Colliano j

[@TheBeezusjones]

What about Forrester? When did he go?

[@erikrandan7294]

@@TheBeezusjones at the end of Season 7. Season 8 Pearl was the new Mad and Bill Corbett took over as Crow.

[@TheBeezusjones]

@@erikrandan7294 i know pearl was after forester, and corbett became crow. I just didnt know how long it was, after frank left , that forester left.

[@13stooge]

not going to lie, Forester's to Frank made cry a little. Poor guy.

[@samanthajayewardene4523]

"Make sure to stop by tomorrow and then leave immediately"! "You invited me"! "Leave me alone"!

[@Cashcrop54]

This is one of my favorite MST3K episodes! From beginning to end the riffing is nearly non-stop...and hilarious! And it gets better every time I watch it! This movie seemed like it was made for MST3K. Vampire women, a Mexican wrestler in full regalia and a zany plot. ☺️😀😛😜

[@s4ujcd]

"I don't get the physics of a hovering bat."

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Now, that's great puppetry!"

[@TheGenericNerd]

they use swirling air vortices to hover.

[@bozzutoman]

This inspired Christopher Nolan for the flying Batmobile in The Dark Knight Rises. ;)

[@andrewfrankovic6821]

Bats don't have physics. Everything else has physics.

[@mariakelly90210]

Who does?

[@davidrussellhamrick1828]

If I told you that 45 minutes into this vampire movie, there's a luchador discussing nuclear power, would you believe me?

[@mariakelly90210]

I most certainly would!

[@ericminch]

I thought one of the things about vampires was that you couldn't see them in a mirror.

[@josephcosimano6687]

That's because they used to be made from silver

[@kimdkus]

I love hearing Kevin Murphy sing. I wish he'd do it more.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

I'm sure you've heard of the Rifftones!! If you like Weird Al, you'll love these songs, which are usually about the movie they're riffing!

[@SeanP7195]

Btw everyone. This movie was a huge success in Mexico

[@jjoshaugh]

To be fair, it might have been much better in the original Spanish, rather than the dubbed version we watching here. Doesn't stop me laughing it this though!

[@GlennForbes20]

What does that say about Mexico?

[@Emiliapocalypse]

GlennForbes20 that they believe in witches

[@ebmosier1]

"I wonder if there are vegetarian vampires." Yes, but they're not really vegetarian because they eat animals, and they sparkle in the sun instead of burning up, and they're stuck in high school forever, and they fall for dumb self-absorbed Mary Sues, and okay, they're not really vampires, so never mind.

[@karlhart8678]

That absolutely makes perfect sense.

[@daffyphack]

Wait, was Count Duckula a Twilight character?

[@NodDisciple1]

daffyphack He wasn't a vegetarian...that's Bunnicula.

[@darkprose]

daffyphack Aha! No, but he wasn't really a vampire, either, at least, not in the latest reincarnation. Igor would have been disappointed with the Cullens, too.

[@good2goism]

Draculaura a vegan vamp, as well as a cute.

[@silverage59]

♫ When a man loves a wrestler ♫

[@ScreamingScallop]

I've always wondered why The Simpsons never spoofed this for one of their Halloween specials. I mean, come on, Simpson (the Aluminum Pie-Tin Maskman) vs. The Vampire Women of Springfield (led by Booberella)? Practically writes itself.

[@nicolecastro8501]

Almost peed my pants when Mike says, "Ok Debbie, truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat."

[@communistjesus]

+Nicole Castro Almost peed my pants when Mike says, "Ok Debbie, truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat."

[@thebuttholio1879]

Well I'll be damned! He is El Santo!

[@krumovies26]

My gosh, that ending scene actually gets to me a little. As twisted as it is that Dr. Forrester likes to torment Frank, the fact that they both see it as something special makes their whole relationship weirdly sweet and sincere. :')

[@mikebliss3153]

You couldn't torture someone if there was no one around to be tortured. Frank realized that.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

It's all in good fun! Do you really think the Coyotte would eat the Road Runner? It's all part of the fun. Cheers from Canada

[@CarlotaZimmerman]

“I dedicate this to Thorazine.” Oh my lord that made me cry the first time I heard it. God bless MST3k!

[@darkprose]

"This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like." LOL, funny and...true.

[@Galahad54]

True that's what Southern Baptists think, or true true?

[@SeanP7195]

"Have you ever seen a Polish magnet? Here, it's over this way". Hysterical, I never heard that one

[@stovetopweevil]

Professor Gaslight “Professor, you seem nervous.” “No I’m not! You are!” (Movie is all about a thing he is totally nervous about)

[@EndingSummerwithRalph]

Wow almost 20 years ago and it's still fresh. Such a great show. Bye TV's Frank! Thanks for the laughs!

[@timcook1928]

"Authorities suspect arson."

[@Cashcrop54]

TV's Frank goes off with Torgo. Who'd of thunk that? This episode has two of my favorite MST3K moments. When the vampires attack the couple like "cheap thugs" and when Samson first appears. No matter how many times I see them I lose it!

[@alexandersilady4751]

When they do the Speed Racer theme song parody at about 1:21:00 it gets me every time.

[@sferrell1000]

When this episode first ran, I was watching it with an actor friend of mine. He was playing Brick in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. When the vampire was drinking from the cup and said,"I'm waiting for the click, Maggie." The guy fell off my sofa laughing.

[@DJTonyOKay]

"It's hard for women to be managers" LMAO!!!

[@hankaustin7091]

It's been my experience, since I entered the work force in 1980, that the statement is QUITE true!

[@ericminch]

@@hankaustin7091 Well, of course, only a man can manage, but women can womanage perfectly well.

[@JamaicanCastle]

38:47 Don't say that Crow, you'll summon _Wild World of Batwoman_

[@monkeymouse]

"Hey, do you know that thing from 'Peanuts'?" The curse of pianists everywhere!

[@Chunkboi]

Which thing? Vince Guaraldi wrote quite a few pieces for that show.

[@jrenaud4328]

Without question one of the best episodes ever. Love this show, there will never be anything like this show again.

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

Dr.Forrester is still the best villain of MST3K.The most talented actor to play a villain in a show of this caliber.

[@Bfdidc]

Vegetarian vampires drink V8.

[@taramathews7391]

His laugh when Sampson arrived is so genuine. It is pretty ridiculous.

[@Virjunior01]

Frank was always the best 2nd banana.

[@Anynom]

I love how the guys just totally lose it when Samson shows up. We've had a somewhat up-front vampire story and suddenly this costumed wrestler pops in with a mask and tights all the time, turns it completely insane.

[@misspinkpunkykat]

I remember coming home from school to find my older brother and mother watching this and I was always asking what the "bird thing" was only to be told it was a "Crow".

[@anthrax2525]

"I-will-get-your-Cream-Of-Wheat..."

[@Guyverman01]

This is a movie of El Santo!

[@quinnzykir]

I'm Torgo of many colors

[@rarmstrong86]

Happy birthday El Santo!

[@arw1013]

1:21:20 "If a wrestler falls in the forest and there's no one to hear it, does it count as a fall?"

[@MarkEllinger]

The daughter and her boyfriend are human ciphers. Who cares what happens to either of them? Tandra is the character of real interest.

[@Kth77]

There is just something weirdly satisfying about Crow ‘noming noodles.

[@MarkEllinger]

It really bugs me that Ofelia Montesco, who plays the luscious vampire priestess Tandra, *by far the most interesting character, not to mention best actor, in this movie* isn't listed in the credits of the English language version.

[@gilbertramirez6626]

she is on IMDB and Google

[@sgtbaker2072]

Yea, that's a real problem.

[@matthewking3318]

That's Permafrost to you, mister!

[@SeanP7195]

She was gorgeous. Originally from Peru she died pretty young at 47 I think.

[@kevhead1525]

Made the movie worth watching for me.

[@DoggonePony]

Oh, lord. You could tell how much fun they had with this one. A most fitting send-off to TV's Frank. ^-^

[@jorgelopez-pr6dr]

Don't worry, Mike. The same happened to Lou Costello with a clam.

[@PetProjects2011]

4:36 Damn, that's terribly prophetic.

[@degrelleholt6314]

This is like "Mexican Wrestlers--Nights!" This movie is fantastic!

[@7919AEM]

Hahahaha thank you! Not just to Mexicans but to Latin Americans in general El Santo is our "Batman or Superman"! LOL To me, El Santo was ahead of it's time and he is a wrestler superhero with a touch of James Bond....super groovy! Hahahaha 😀😀😀😀😀

[@NodDisciple1]

+historiadorderock El Santo needs his own Avengers/Justice League/Superfriends/GI Joe. XD

[@7919AEM]

I know man, they really need to it would be amazing to see remakes but still set in 1960's!

[@NodDisciple1]

historiadorderock Yeah, I prefer period pieces. When you try to "modernize" characters, it just feels weird. Start at the period that they came from and move forward.

[@7919AEM]

You are so right 👌🏼😁

[@Marigen1971]

This is one of my favorite movies from childhood and I love it extra more with Mike, Tom and Crow

[@kaarlimakela3413]

"This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like."

[@mariakelly90210]

They probably actually do think that.

[@careyjohn0144]

the second line of each verse of Dr F's song about Frank, with its descending bass notes, always makes me legitimately kinda sad

[@MrMathesonk]

51:48 "These are not the vampires you're looking for."

[@rachelalicea500]

So Kim Kardashian is the vampire queen. That explains a lot, actually.

[@1964amora]

That's why she dose not age

[@StoneColdSergio]

I think he meant how she sucks the life out of everything.

[@Chunkboi]

StoneColdSergio What does that make Kanye?

[@LoneKharnivore]

@@StoneColdSergio She sucks a lot of things.

[@mariakelly90210]

​@@ChunkboiIt's too horrible to think about.

[@jasonfairhurstwall7153]

This is priceless! I had never seen this episode before. Thank you! :)

[@mikebliss3153]

Farewell, Frank. And Farewell, Torgo.

[@themightycelestial]

Go el Santo, Go el Santo, Go el Santo gooo....