S.R Nohbody So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hour glass, or making cheap low grade windshields, think where you'd be, without sand!
@pinkamenapie5376 жыл бұрын
Well Billy you wish for a world without zinc this is what you get
@coruscant1006 жыл бұрын
Gross! He's picking his nose!
@HylianFox36 жыл бұрын
Oh, it was all a dream! Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc!
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
Hylian Fox “GROSS! He’s picking his nose!” XD
@FerHivore3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’m defending this, but at least it’s the only educational film I’ve seen where the other characters are genuinely annoyed by the protagonist’s obsession with the subject of the video. It really should’ve ended with him getting checked into an institution and remarking that the lock to his room wouldn’t work without springs as his wife tearfully says goodbye.
@RobotacularRoBob2 жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious. I could see Seth McFarlane or some other such person stealing your idea for a bit.
@carl8703 Жыл бұрын
The final of the film is from the doctor: "I guess there must have a spring loose in his head!"
@thesmileyemo Жыл бұрын
The Simpsons had their Zinc video which is overtly a reference to this.
@dynamicsketch10 ай бұрын
@thesmileyemo I always laugh at the part with the gun firing.
@MrRyan-wu4jx3 жыл бұрын
I like how his golf buddies actively hate him.
@mdflorida1233 Жыл бұрын
"Lots of loose soil to bury someone out here."
@cubey Жыл бұрын
"Guns, huh?"
@billgalloway2 Жыл бұрын
@@cubey I had to pause and wait to stop laughing uncontrollably at this bit. This kind of line reading is why people like Mike more than Joel. Not me, of course, but some people do.
@shamgarbrett Жыл бұрын
This is common for engineers…
@orionred248911 ай бұрын
"Spring lovin' bastard."
@Falcovsleon2110 жыл бұрын
"Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?"
@dubbie1710 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing about that... "NOOOOO SPRINNGSSS! HEHAHAHEHEHUGH"
@patrickowens42945 жыл бұрын
Best line lol
@truckrobo1474 жыл бұрын
well its like the tootise pop the world will never know
@TallSilentGuy4 жыл бұрын
Or rather, where does God fit into Coily's plan for us?
@patrickramseyart3 жыл бұрын
That line broke me xD
@chrisbg997 жыл бұрын
Silent Hill really went cheap with this guy's personal hell.
@mrcritical67516 жыл бұрын
Pyramid Head looked very different in his teen years
@mrcritical67515 жыл бұрын
It looks like a deleted subplot from Pleasantville
@KM-hv1jg4 жыл бұрын
“Do they look like springs to you?”
@iansrife51075 ай бұрын
@@KM-hv1jg Few KZbin comments have made me laugh out loud, but this did it.
@originalindigodingo7 жыл бұрын
"come back, zinc. come back.. ." I thought the Simpson's made this stuff up.
@peterkrug23274 жыл бұрын
I believe they spoofed this once.
@Chiller3264 жыл бұрын
amazingly, that spoof aired before this did.
@DrBigt3 жыл бұрын
@@Chiller326 No it didn't, this is like decades Simpsons was even made.
@Chiller3263 жыл бұрын
@@DrBigt "this" meaning the mst3k riff which is what most people who know about the short know it from
@ackbarfan55562 жыл бұрын
@@Chiller326 Yeah, this riff was in the penultimate episode of the show's original run. August 1st, 1999.
@slacknhash3 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, Coily, I never wished for an absence of springs! I just wished that I'd never see another spring! You could have made me selectively blind to springs! Or made these springs in the couch spring out and damage my eyes beyond repair! You suck at cruel irony!" "... um... *noooo* springs? Hee hee hee hee? ... aw, geez, Gilbert, you're right. My existence is a joke. Hand me that gun. I'm gonna check out right now!" (click) "Oh, right. *nooooo* springs... (sob)"
@mkb70013 жыл бұрын
underrated comment right here
@Predator203573 жыл бұрын
“Then go take a hammer and let me smash your head out of existence!”
@sixgunshauna34862 жыл бұрын
“Come back, zinc!”
@slacknhash2 жыл бұрын
@@sixgunshauna3486 Definitely inspired 'A World Without Zinc'. Not sure if any actual films inspired 'Sand' or 'The Moon of Earth'. Or at least, they never taught me in Bovine University...
@defender22224 жыл бұрын
Rod Sterling: Somewhere between here and forever a man learned that even the most innocent of wishes can result in the most terrible of nightmares. A wish that is not easily waved away. For when you make a deal with Coilly the cost is always far too high. Now Gilbert must spend eternity preaching the wonders of that seemingly happy imp. If you wish to hear the Sermon of the Spring you can find a seat on a couch that is always ready for you... in the Twilight Zone.
@julieporter78053 жыл бұрын
Worst. Zone episode. Ever.
@RobotacularRoBob2 жыл бұрын
@@julieporter7805 You spelled best wrong.
@julieporter78052 жыл бұрын
@@RobotacularRoBob 😏😆😎 Sorry, I'm an Anti-Spring Extremist. I prefer Autumn. 😝😆😂
@hismom5600 Жыл бұрын
Ah, Sermon of the Spring. A lesser known but classic episode 👌.
@AJPrice-cg5ip Жыл бұрын
"Guns, huh?" That's when I lost it.
@PetProjects201110 жыл бұрын
"Oooh, I'll show Coily! I'm gonna digitize everything!"
@Lobsterwithinternet9 жыл бұрын
Said Bill Gates.
@EverDownward6 жыл бұрын
This short is absolutely hilarious on its own. Not only does this one dope cause the apocalypse of springs, and humanity as a circumstance, but later after wishing everything back to normal there must have been some sort of unsaid stipulation because then he becomes Coiley's avatar, just constantly spewing scientific facts about the importance of springs while all of his friends are just getting more and more pissed off.
@HylianFox35 жыл бұрын
ironically, his buddies never asked him to go golfing with them ever again
@originalscreenname444 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. He found his god and now must evangelize to everyone who might listen.
@peterkrug23274 жыл бұрын
It really makes me wonder, back when this was first made was there a lot of people complaining about how there were too many springs and someone felt they need to make this to make people appreciate springs?
@georgethefriend294 жыл бұрын
@@originalscreenname44 That sounds like some Junji Ito shit. A cult so fanatically obsessed with springs they try to emulate them by twisting their bodies into coils.
@publius93502 жыл бұрын
@@originalscreenname44 True. No God in this world. All must worship the spring.
@MrTommyg0249 жыл бұрын
3:33 "So Coily waited all eternity for this moment and he backs down almost instantly?"
@beccahaines50606 жыл бұрын
Oh look, it's Coily's Army of Darkness!
@choosecarefully4082 жыл бұрын
Those anti-spring extremists can be quite convincing.
@wldkrd522 жыл бұрын
I own you fat boy is my favorite part of this bit.
@wldkrd522 жыл бұрын
I own you fat boy is my favorite part of this bit.
@halfNERD1710 жыл бұрын
This must have been a rejected twilight zone episode.
@whitelion449 жыл бұрын
***** Or maybe a a failed Dali sculpture in the Night Gallery
@jpollackauthor4 жыл бұрын
Surprised this hasn't been a Black Mirror plot.
@defender22224 жыл бұрын
Rod Sterling: Somewhere between here and forever a man learned that even the most innocent of wishes can result in the most terrible of nightmares. A wish that is not easily waved away. For when you make a deal with Coilly the cost is always far too high. Now Gilbert must spend eternity preaching the wonders of that seemingly happy imp. If you wish to hear the Sermon of the Spring you can find a seat on a couch that is always ready for you... in the Twilight Zone.
@drhall3432 жыл бұрын
"Well I still don't have to fix the couch so eat me." That line kills me every time. 😂
@kev3d5 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that Golf with Spring-Loving Gilbert would be a lot like playing with Neil DeGrasse Tyson. "You see, although the ball appears solid and quite hard, it is in fact highly flexible...we call it elastic...and the club deforms the ball by pumping kinetic energy into it, enough to bounce off the club head, fly through the air, and onto the green, in accordance with Newtonian law. The green, by the way, is not actually green. It 'appears' green because green is the only color in the visible spectrum the chlorophyll in the grass does not absorb. Unless you were a bee, and could see into the ultraviolet range of the spectrum. The carbon fiber in a modern club is..." "NEIL, WE HAVE 17 MORE GODDAMNED HOLES LEFT."
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
See, to me that would be far less boring than regular golf ;)
@jessicajayes8326 Жыл бұрын
Neil played football, he knows when to shut up.
@josephpatterson985 Жыл бұрын
I didn't read this in Neil DeGrasse Tyson's voice, I read it in Jordan Peele's voice from that sketch where he imitates Neil DeGrasse Tyson. I'm now questioning if I ever even heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson speak.
@beccahaines50606 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a Celebrity Deathmatch with Coily vs. Pinnochio. No Springs vs. No Strings.
@NightAtTheOpera34 ай бұрын
OOH.
@KyleRayner127 жыл бұрын
"I could name thousands of springs." "... And I will!"
@Maupin0019 жыл бұрын
What Gilbert never got around to discovering was that his wish to never see any springs again canceled the very concept of a coefficient of restitution - which is why no other human being is visible during the time his wish was in effect: He had killed the entire human race and was in the process of entering one of the more ironic Hells.
@jadegecko7 жыл бұрын
Yeah... and speaking of elasticity, why didn't his pants fall down? More proof that despite cursing him, whatever god exists in this universe was still merciful to the rest of us
@rollinlikebuer90594 жыл бұрын
Everyone's tendons failed at once then they either shattered like a wax record or deformed like play-doh when they hit the floor. No Springs!
@mrdropkicker13 жыл бұрын
@@rollinlikebuer9059 Coily is a vengeful god
@menslady125eif25908 жыл бұрын
Rip. Tear. Expose. Horrify friends.
@tabbygail77 жыл бұрын
"Spring lovin bastard". Gotta find a use for that one.
@NightAtTheOpera33 жыл бұрын
All these years later, this is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.
@mikezylstra75144 ай бұрын
For some reason I find it depressing.
@in2ws9 жыл бұрын
Who's the spring-hater who down-voted this?!
@beccahaines50606 жыл бұрын
An Anti-Spring extremist!
@davincent985 жыл бұрын
The kid who hated zinc
@choosecarefully4082 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I'm an autumn. I look absolutely _terrible_ in white, bright, cool blues, greens & pinks...
@brandonosgood41622 жыл бұрын
Coily: “Hey! The door!” Tom Servo: “I owned your ass fat boy, get back here!”
@NarcoBlitzXtra8 жыл бұрын
I like that when they enter the theater, Tom Servo is being carried like a baby. It makes me feel light inside!
@PetProjects20117 жыл бұрын
Although the real reason he's carried in is because he claims he can't hover over the air grate near the theater. I say "claims" because he's clearly hovered in on his own a few times.
@AndorianBlues3 жыл бұрын
the real real reason is because it's much easier to have the host carry the puppet to the seat rather than puppeteer him across the screen
@tiffanyb9410 жыл бұрын
What is this, It's A Wonderful Life with springs?
@PetProjects201110 жыл бұрын
"MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WONDERFUL OLD COUCH!"
@mkb70013 жыл бұрын
No, It's A Wonderful Life with no springs
@AdhamOhm Жыл бұрын
Actually this predated "It's a Wonderful Life" by 7 years.
@TheAdam19957 жыл бұрын
"Try it eight more times. Maybe it'll work" Everybody's sarcastic reaction towards Fox expressing interest in making another Fantastic Four movie.
@menslady125eif25905 жыл бұрын
My response to Bayformers!
@kylestubbs88674 жыл бұрын
Our collective response to the Sharknado franchise.
@christopherc.cooper73507 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this video is that the SciFi logo is still spelled correctly. SyFy my arse...
@techboysf4 жыл бұрын
Especially after they cancelled The Expanse. Thank you, Jeff Bezos!
@Sarkkoth3 жыл бұрын
@@techboysf Too bad their other sci-fi cancelled shows weren't as lucky. I wanted to see the end of Dark Matter.
@techboysf3 жыл бұрын
@@Sarkkoth I liked Dark Matter OK, but wasn't up to Expanse level of awesome or budget.
@dawnbreaker29123 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't think they changed it to that until like the mid-2000's.
@DannyBeans2 жыл бұрын
This premise has been parodied so many times that it's easy to forget it was actually done unironically once.
@0531jos8 жыл бұрын
ME: Which character from an MST movie are you? GIRLFRIEND: Hm...Coily! I'm a lucky guy.
@rollinlikebuer90594 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty jealous. My girlfriend said I was Mister B Natural. :-/
@Evertide054 жыл бұрын
@@rollinlikebuer9059 Mr. B Natural is nobody's friend, girl or otherwise.
@zippy51508 жыл бұрын
Lots of loose soil to bury someone out here.
@PetProjects20117 жыл бұрын
HEY!
@beccahaines50606 жыл бұрын
GUNS, huh?
@NCTStudio7 жыл бұрын
Gilbert: Please let me take back my wish. Coily: Well...No!
@mrcritical67516 жыл бұрын
Ron Sterling shows up and starts narrating about being careful what you wish for
@kamenraider11755 жыл бұрын
@@mrcritical6751 Rod Sterling
@MkeKen675 жыл бұрын
@@kamenraider1175 - Rod Serling (no "T" my friend, no "T" ! cackle cackle)
@kamenraider11755 жыл бұрын
@@MkeKen67 Right, sorry, I forgot I asked Teey the T Sprite to get rid of Rod Sterling's T, and never asked for forgiveness
@katherinedanner53586 жыл бұрын
From then on, Coily visited him nightly, until he was driven mad.
@holbrooke76 жыл бұрын
"Guns, huh?"
@Bea_Esser7 жыл бұрын
"Parted his hair with a bandsaw." Gets me every time. 😂
@malykoth8 жыл бұрын
Seriously, WHY was this short even made? Was here some kind of 'Spring Council' in the 1950's? Did they need to encourage the use of springs for economic growth or social advancement? It's exact purpose eludes me.
@dndboy138 жыл бұрын
it was for schools to illustrate the uses of springs and the basic principle of a spring. Very much a sort of introduction for im assuming pre-physics courses
@525Lines7 жыл бұрын
The Spring Council paid for it.
@PharohAmonKhanII7 жыл бұрын
"Why was this short made" he asks... FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!
@PerfectKirby7 жыл бұрын
Given how annoyed Gilbert's golf buddies get in the second half, it might've been a parody of educational shorts from back then lol.
@nelsondestefano30077 жыл бұрын
Not sure about a spring council, but there is a water council
@Bobsheaux7 жыл бұрын
Here's something creepy... Have you noticed how there are no other people around after he wishes for no springs? Apparently springs are such an integral part of modern life, that if you take them away... you take away humanity! O_O NO SPRINGS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
@NecroCritic6 жыл бұрын
The human body couldn't function without springs. Every organ in the human body has to expand and retract like a spring in order to function properly. Without springs, skin would tear at the slightest disturbance, muscles and tendons can't control movement, brains and nerves can't transmit information, lungs can't breathe, stomachs can't hold anything, anuses can't close, penises can't erect, vaginas would all be loose and flappy, and hearts can't pump blood. Moral of the story, don't fuck with Hooke's Law.
@trisix996 жыл бұрын
That means the old guy is a springless robot
@mrcritical67516 жыл бұрын
On the bright side though Derek Savage no longer exists
@rollinlikebuer90594 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he only checked as far as his living room, front stoop and driveway before giving up and kowtowing to his springy overlord..
@debraprince45112 жыл бұрын
"There's still butter and meatloaf". Our family still uses that line often.
@scrungybingus2858 жыл бұрын
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA MISERABLE OLD COUCH
@CaptainLumpyDog7 жыл бұрын
Scrungy Bingus DUANE!!!
@scientist_einstien02dotmdl694 жыл бұрын
my dad sent those exact words to me on christmas.
@jimmyjim1707 жыл бұрын
Corbett was on fire in this short, his riffs were great.
@kmrc4ever5 жыл бұрын
"Well it's not as bad as the time I said "no muscle tone" ...never recovered from that"
@jackattack176 жыл бұрын
So less than five minutes in a world without springs (or more like a few situations where springs were taken away) and he is suddenly has all this knowledge about everything in the world that uses springs?
@mrcritical67516 жыл бұрын
Coiley possessed him in reality the man’s spirit is stuck in the springless world
@peterkrug41242 жыл бұрын
@@mrcritical6751 What a twist!
@waterspout84 жыл бұрын
I like how his golf buddies think he's a lunatic.
@simplylogan933 жыл бұрын
“He parted his hair with a bandsaw!” Most underrated quote of the entire episode 😆
@TallSilentGuy4 жыл бұрын
"You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy!"
@BryonYoungblood7 жыл бұрын
Crow: YEAH, TRY IT EIGHT MORE TIMES!!! MAYBE IT'LL WORK!!!!!
@sexobscura3 жыл бұрын
the same as people who press the walk button at crossings more than once
@remixchild Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@motherlove202 Жыл бұрын
Or the ones who press the elevator button although it's already lit
@drewreed46576 жыл бұрын
Worst black mirror episode ever.
@robrophside36914 жыл бұрын
*best
@jeffreygunn3150 Жыл бұрын
About 8 years ago I showed this short to a friend who’d never seen MST3K and to this day he still quotes this one. “No springs! Whee whoo!”
@yaosio7 жыл бұрын
I'm Slurry the KZbin comment. I heard your wish that KZbin comments were gone forever, and well, you're gonna get it! No more KZbin comments for you! What, why isn't anybody mad?
@charleskunz30632 жыл бұрын
How does Coily fit into God’s plan for us? Is one of the best MST3K lines.
@petrifiedtoaster8572 Жыл бұрын
To this day, I often say "Merry Christmas ya wonderful couch!" on occasion.
@kahlesstheunforgettable91367 жыл бұрын
Jim Handy: producing childhood-ruining, memory- blocking, development-warping, good, old- fashioned nightmare fuel since 1941.
@AdhamOhm2 жыл бұрын
3:11 Always loved Crow's reaction to the giant head on the screen.
@PatTheBatmanFan6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most glorious creations in the history of mankind.
@wldkrd522 жыл бұрын
Thank you 52 drinks in 8:09 min.
@georgeorwell45346 жыл бұрын
"YEAH, TRY IT EIGHT MORE TIMES, MAYBE IT'LL WORK!!!"
@PharohAmonKhanII7 жыл бұрын
Well, in the moral tradition of "A Christmas Carol" and "It's a Wonderful Life", here's "Spring Fever". Be careful what you wish for, and be thankful for what you have, because you never know when some sprite or spirit will come and take it away...
@tedbishop5677 жыл бұрын
"Honey, get the swatter!"
@Shane_Murphy_Hendrickson2 жыл бұрын
“No springs!”
@kevinblount7142 Жыл бұрын
I just realized something: The heart functions like a spring. Gilbert’s wish made him the biggest mass-murderer EVER!
@mrcritical6751 Жыл бұрын
That would explain why everybody around him disappears as soon as he makes the wish
@Charlesmcoburn Жыл бұрын
I love how literally all of the examples given in this short have been replaced by better machines that don't use springs. Coily is a homeless junkie now.
@mrcritical6751 Жыл бұрын
Noooooooo job
@carl8703 Жыл бұрын
Solid state is so much more reliable. THAT'S RIGHT COILY, YOU HEARD ME!
@mikezylstra75144 ай бұрын
I don't ever remember seeing anybody repairing springs on a couch. They aren't poor and don't live in a cheap starter home either. Odd concept movie but Jam Handy made movies dealing with just about everything.
@Kitsco453 жыл бұрын
“Oh you just about nailed me in the crotch there Steve!”
@Nightfall955 ай бұрын
That destroys me each time I watch it!
@belot2177 жыл бұрын
Coiley, Mr. B, the bread salesmen angel and devil, what is it with these cosmic educational films?
@rollinlikebuer90594 жыл бұрын
The pantheon of lesser deities.
@mkb70013 жыл бұрын
@@rollinlikebuer9059 Small Gods season 0
@1TrueJuliet8 жыл бұрын
You watch enough of these, you start getting in the mood to join in.
@UltimateOmegaRed5 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it... he's still prattling on about springs!
@mrcritical6751 Жыл бұрын
Him on his deathbed Wife: oh Gilbert, I’m afraid the tumour was just too large to be removed Gilbert: as shucks well y’know they couldn’t have even checked it if it weren’t for the springs in the CAT scanner, the true heroes of the hospital
@jonathanaarhus22410 ай бұрын
I love when the things on the screen are so absurd that they just start giggling a little.
@MythicSuns2 жыл бұрын
Wait, wouldn't "Coily" have seriously injured and potentially killed a whole bunch of people on the planet by suddenly removing all springs? Think of all the planes and cars that crashed when that bastard removed the springs needed for things like the pedals on a car or the landing gear on a plane, all because some overweight guy was moaning about the springs in his sofa.
@AsYourCruiseDirector2 жыл бұрын
“Murry Chrishmush, you wonderful old couch!”
@TerrenceNowicki3 жыл бұрын
I used the music from this short for my final film project in my video class at graphic design school. It was called "Tools For Good Studying," and it was about a student (played by my roommate) being relentlessly pursued and bossed around by an authoritative disembodied narrator giving him terrible advice and forcing him to follow it.
@03bgood5 жыл бұрын
The Looney Tunes part always cracks me up!
@kevin24004 жыл бұрын
It’s in my head pretty much everyday and I laugh to myself
@KarlBaron9 ай бұрын
Jam Handy: Reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place!
@SMAXZO6 жыл бұрын
Zinc..come back! Zinc! Zinc!
@adamlibertoski14603 жыл бұрын
“So Coily waited all of eternity for this moment and he backs down almost immediately?”
@marshmallowbudgie2 жыл бұрын
2:37 actually good acting/props setup showing the car no longer has shocks
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
It's just too bad he didn't sink down into the seat ;)
@gabbybardon-symanns30265 жыл бұрын
No springs. I don't care. At least there's still butter and meatloaf.
@kylestubbs88676 жыл бұрын
“Let me rephrase that. I never want to see another spring _sprite_ as long as I live!”
@TheStapleGunKid6 жыл бұрын
But then you would have to deal with the spring sprite's sprite saying "no spring sprite" all the time.
@kylestubbs88676 жыл бұрын
Still worth it.
@JakeRanney3 жыл бұрын
"Come back, springs! Come back!" Gilbert has learned his lesson and pleads for his wish for a world completely devoid of springs to be reversed. Coily, a malevolent god, cares not for his underling's grievances and leaves him to rot in this spiralless universe that which he has brought upon himself. Gilbert, utterly devastated by Coily's inhumane punishment, reaches into his desk drawer and pulls out his .38 Special revolver. "Goodbye, cruel world," he mutters as he places the tip of the gun's barrel on his temple and pulls the trigger. Click. He inspects his weapon before attempting to take his own life once more. Click. Dread flows through his body and soul as the evil pixie taunts him forever more. "No springs!"
@seymorekeester58017 жыл бұрын
Coily's army of darkness.
@tf2whackyengineer7 жыл бұрын
They saved the best riff for last.
@silvereagle2061 Жыл бұрын
No kid today will EVER understand the rotary phone thing.
@jadegecko7 жыл бұрын
His friends are silently dreading when he learns about shear load and bending moment diagrams
@mdflorida1233 Жыл бұрын
"Where does Coily fit into god's plan for us?"
@RichardX16 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever noticed that Coily's "No springs!" whistle sounds kind of like a less-synthesized version of the "hop on Yoshi's back" sound from Super Mario World?
@holbrooke78 жыл бұрын
Sufficient springs!
@ferd6177 жыл бұрын
Happy first day of no-spring!
@92days9 жыл бұрын
I saw them do this in Minneapolis at rifftrax live last year. Worth the flight just to see it in person.
@duanebarry28177 жыл бұрын
Well, I'll never again take springs for granted.
@Kitsco455 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch is a wonderful life I alway always always must remind my bf "Merry Christmas you wonderful ol' couch!"
@stereosaur5 жыл бұрын
"Spring loving bastard!"
@saucers797 жыл бұрын
Early propaganda from Big Spring.
@alexthompson95166 жыл бұрын
saucers79 Just more strident pro-spring rhetoric.
@jessicajayes8326 Жыл бұрын
Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?
@caliscribe2120 Жыл бұрын
I, for one, will never take springs for granted again. Amen.
@werewolf74 Жыл бұрын
He's like the engineering version of a vegan ...
@medalion1390 Жыл бұрын
“No meat! Tee-Hee-Hee!”
@downsouth4203 жыл бұрын
Was anyone else expecting the friends to strangle the guy Godfather style when they gave each other the thumbs up at the detour?
@TerrenceNowicki3 жыл бұрын
"Guns, huh?" lol
@Lunar_Atronach2 жыл бұрын
And then they found the guy years later coiled up and broken in a wooden tub as he tried to morph his body into a spring
@TheDeathclawhunter2 жыл бұрын
omg i get it!!
@davidwiseman78919 жыл бұрын
This short was supposed to air in season 3. In fact, the host segment where Crow plays the whimsical waffle who shows Servo a world without waffles was based on this short, according to Bill Corbett. Bill may have joined late in the series, but he had the funniest riffs,and his Crow was just ad funny as Trace's(he also has the best riffs for Rifftrax).
@mimesis9 жыл бұрын
+David Wiseman A "Simpsons" episode featured an old instructional film about a world without zinc...must be a direct descendant of this.
@MkeKen675 жыл бұрын
The "Mikey the Mike Sprite" skit (later in the episode) is pretty funny, too.
@guilmon1829 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the voice of Coily is also the voice of the paper bag in "Paper and I".
@gradeacontent-o1751 Жыл бұрын
the real lesson here is not to take generous sniffs of the caulking gun when working on furniture
@kev3d2 жыл бұрын
I don't blame Gilbert in the beginning. I hate springs too. It's difficult to pin down exactly when I started hating springs but it probably goes back to the time when springs killed my dad.
@PokeDude0117 жыл бұрын
Coily for Super Smash Bros 5
@davincent985 жыл бұрын
The probably put him in before Waluigi
@HylianFox35 жыл бұрын
there is a Spring Man assist trophy, that's about as close as we'll get in fact, I think I will call him "Coily" from now on (and that's Spring Man from ARMs, not Spring Man from Mega Man 7)
@BlueBoy05 жыл бұрын
3:35 "Coily waited all eternity for this moment and he backs down almost instantly?" Reminds me of Dormammu...
@artistwithouttalent3 жыл бұрын
In fairness we don't know how many times they went through the loop. Plus imagine it from his perspective: some insect not normally worth the trouble to think about brings some glowing necklace into your house and now you can't kill it because it keeps coming back to life.
@mikesilva3868 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious episode of mst3k great riffing and good host segments 😂