Frankie Boyle on Scottish Independence

Frankie Boyle on Scottish Independence

[@bengurnett7916]

ive watched so much frankie boyle lately that all my thoughts are voiced by him

[@miloblackmetalhate]

Don't pull the trigger when he invariably tells you to XD

[@ethanashin7019]

Me too

[@aaronfledge]

At least you haven't been binging on Norm Macdonald so much you're starting to talk like him. That doesn't end well

[@eamonahern7495]

As I was reading that comment my mind's voice changed from mine to Frankie's

[@alexworld1992]

Now I can only insult people with ridiculously specific and obscure references followed by a high pitch laugh and then a quick twitch of the upper lip.

[@somerandomarmydude]

Frankie's laugh could cure cancer.

[@examper22]

Or cause it.

[@somerandomarmydude]

Examper Or both *DUN DUN DUN!*

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Anthony Haller and give a hundred people the lethal dose of radiation

[@4exgold]

that image of Rolf Harris sniffing out the kidnapped Nigerian girls oh man, great stuff Frankie

[@LiNoeliam93]

+4exgold Couldn't agree more. That's why I'm here - and it fuckin slays me every single time! >_

[@stevepayne5965]

+LiNoe Liam Same here!

[@lawreence13]

Why not go further and have Rolf sniffing their fannies blindfolded.You lot are corrupt.

[@stevepayne5965]

+Lawrence Jenkins Well I know I am.

[@johnmckeen1487]

4exgold s

[@winviki123]

That joke on American wars was on point 😂😂

[@dtexas2964]

How about something original from this "genius".

[@zaynsadiq5536]

@@dtexas2964 triggered yankee right here 😂😂😂

[@TheBomber15]

That opening joke about the orange background was fucking gold.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

+TheBomber15 i dont know if you made that joke by accident or not

[@TheBomber15]

+Sean O'Brien Hahaha! I didn't mean it but good spot man!

[@meadseyhd7863]

+TheBomber15 no ones meant to be this nice on a Frankie Boyle vid

[@Batchall_Accepted]

Meadsey HD dont tell me how to live my life

[@lawreence13]

No it wasn't gold it was orange you fawning pillock.

[@ControlDesigns]

"Lets work Rolph Harris like a fucking sniffer dog" HAHAHAHA

[@jabbyjabjo]

rolf harris on the scent,nearly fucking choked on my tea,

[@vsha2]

I lost my mind when he did that bit just then. I've had to pause the video.... OK going to continue playing now. Probably the funniest thing I've heard in 6 months.

[@aaronfledge]

Masterpiece of a set. That last observation applies to the class divide everywhere in the world and it's just perfect.

[@somerandomarmydude]

Frankie's laugh qualifies him to become a Bond villain.

[@shawarmabrah3717]

Massive respect for Frankie Boyle for saying the truth

[@TheLionInWinter07]

Fantastic as usual, its a great shame that mainstream media vilify important comics like Frankie for not towing the same old prime time ITV bullshit comedy line and actually speaking his mind, which just so happens to be the truth more often than not, if Lenny Bruce or Bill Hicks were around today they wouldn't get a look in on mainstream TV.

[@justthetruth1]

frankie is brilliant, super funny guy.

[@GTSmazhh]

Frankie is slowly turning into Jessie Cox.

[@franlovelsimic8421]

Jamie Gray-ham or maybe Jesse and him are the same! Explains the 2 best laughs in the universe

[@jonesjao5441]

I know some don't know but Frankie is intelligent, eloquent, calm spoken and all most of his jokes have a political meaning

[@tilmanngeske5611]

"Switzerland is friendly" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@viewer.123]

Compared to Scotland it is

[@aaronmicalowe]

Frankie - a man so brutally honest that those without consciences cringe in fear.

[@ps3dubbs]

Amazing performance

[@dansumner8131]

Frankie Boyle is awesome

[@chrismlone]

Brining up Bellshill and Coatbridge! Priceless!

[@creflot]

Excellent. Just excellent.

[@Jellybeantiger]

Love the Scottish and Irish accents.

[@Moloko_b]

Frankie's laugh always gets me. class :)

[@bonkywollocks3078]

My sides actually hurt. The clutch thing had me bent double crying. Don't change Frankie, you're fuckin' brand new!

[@danielmorris9803]

Love Frankie Boyle Wish Go To A Show

[@iaindunbar1578]

I think Frankie is getting better and better, more political. Scotland/UK answer to the likes of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

[@lawreence13]

he's getting better , his shite now so what was he like before.

[@n9ne2006]

+Lawrence Jenkins Fuck off. I keep seeing your fucking comments on this video and they are all as badly written as the previous. Get the fuck out.

[@dave8323]

+Lawrence Jenkins why watch the video then? Is your life so empty that you spend your time watching and commenting on things that you don't even like?

[@iamurdad77]

Lawrence you are a Tadger.

[@harfast10]

Frankie Boyle can only do filth and shock humour. When it comes to philosophy or politics he's got nothing on Carlin and Hicks.

[@bigearedmouse17]

49% of Scottish people want to be independent.51% of English people want Scotland to be independent,..sounds like a win win situation.

[@billymac23454]

Youd think so , but ...........!

[@randotastic]

bigearedmouse17 bad for "business", probably. Most of the US cheers when Texass cries for independence, and threatens to seceded. Please Go Away! The Mexican drug lords want your land...but, for some reason that stain just won't go away.

[@KJ110813]

david suycott imagine if we just let Texas secede, then follow up with an invasion and split the land and resources with Mexico, as well as dedicate the water from the Rio Grande to New Mexico and Arizona. Then build a wall funded by part of the oil profits to keep illegal Texans from entering the US or Mexico. That would be some funny shit.

[@davidinchester]

+bigearedmouse17 Actually it was 55 to 45, tell the truth on here!

[@MikeTheBike58]

bigearedmouse17 👏👏

[@bubblezovlove7213]

Frankys laugh sounds like Peewee Herman's laugh in Flight of the navigator..... 😆. And yet I love Franky so....😎👍

[@juliemachen2421]

I Farking LOVE this guy, he's HILARIOUS!!

[@eazyday8702]

Frankie B is a legend

[@carthag]

love

[@ch35t3rd3]

04:12 - A bam with comic timing - I nearly p*ssed myself laughing

[@barath4545]

"He has the life expectancy of full-fat milk!". Lost it, just too funny! Boyle is (still) so awesome.

[@BackFromNowere]

As a man from the North of England I feel more connected to Frankie and the Scots than I ever will Southerners and Tories.

[@tombo1984]

+BackFromNowere Move to Scotland then... Oh yeah... That's right... They don't want you because you are English... Awkward.

[@BackFromNowere]

I didn't say I was Scottish you clown. I've been to Scotland lots of times and get on quite well with the majority of them. Much better than arrogant posh Southerners. No surprises who they vote for.

[@tombo1984]

BackFromNowere Suggest you read my message again you have made yourself look an idiot.

[@ilikezappa]

+BackFromNowere Hey ! I am an arrogant posh Southern Tory , and you have never met me , or any of my staff . How do you know we wouldn`t be chums ?

[@BackFromNowere]

Chances are we wouldn't! No offence mate you might be a decent bloke ha.

[@Superfantastictop10]

Listen, that clutch has never been the same.

[@Toasty667]

At least with a video I can go to the toilet and still be able to watch when I come back.

[@Pooknottin]

Hoping for Northern independence myself soon. Let's break it all up again and see if we can't get a real state out of all the chaos.

[@dl4350]

his points on America are so true

[@darthhepsy]

I knew it was gonna be good the moment he made the orange background joke 😂😂

[@djrab1972]

just watched Kevin Bridges great mate , keep posting videos.

[@theartfuldodger935]

Wherever he finds himself, Frankie owns the room.

[@DewDewsDestiny]

3:35 What a fucking line XD

[@tankgoalkeepingfifacareerm9623]

franky laugh though

[@YOYO-oj8sx]

The Rolf Harris bit 😂😂😂😂😂 fuckin hell 🤣🤣🤣

[@benrichards399]

the rolf harris joke is the best.

[@peterred]

fuckin superb ,

[@Trickshot-pk7dr]

frankie at his best

[@dirtyharry6741]

Lit funny as fuck & on ta the establishment a wee bit 👌

[@riverarun]

shame the English dont get a vote on wanting a union with scotland, wonder what the out come would be.

[@riverarun]

there is more than that for sure, and i like that alot, if it annoys you about brexit im happy and trumps here, its new begining. best wishes

[@iamurdad77]

I could not give a fuck about anything else apart from the fact i fucking hate england and so does the rest of the world! And that makes me Happy!

[@riverarun]

no you dont, you love us really, so much so you even decided to dump your own language to speak English, the world loves us.be happy

[@riverarun]

yawn! strange language none of that here thankyou. l dont like abba either.

[@iamurdad77]

Aye ok Pal! ALBA GU BRATH!

[@philipm06]

His beard now reaches his knees - respect.

[@markt1387]

"My hamster has chosen a suit for his funeral...."😂😂😂

[@makeitsonumberone1358]

shouldn't laugth but I must 😂

[@d1s2l3a4w5]

Him, Henning Wehn and Ricky Gervais are the only people I find funny.. but Frankie wins everytime.. I nearly passed out with not being able to breathe from laughing with the Rolf Harris impression...

[@Muazen]

Frankie Boyle will be even funnier when I start understanding what he's saying.

[@kalinpuls3784]

it takes a bit, but you'll pick it up lol.

[@lawreence13]

Don't bother its usually vile filth

[@iamurdad77]

So why do we find you here Lawrence?

[@thomaskelly5349]

How do you no

[@Sou1defiler]

@Lawrence Aye nae bather pal, did ye hae tae sit at yir wee bittie plastic there and hiv simbidy work tha oot fir ye or did ye manage to wirk tha wee joke oot there yersel? Ah'm only askin cos ah hae a wee benefit do cimin up for stervin Brazilians and yer patter is jist amazin. Ony chance ye dae nichts? Brin alang Muazen there cis they dinnae seem tae understaun the concept o accents an dialects ye ken? Like awbidy speaks the queen's patter.

[@Everest314]

This is so fucking brilliant! If only those were jokes and not truth packed in satire.

[@Jamie__1]

anyone any idea who is audience was for this show, would be surprised if it wasnt a scottish audience from reaction to certain jokes, tho it does look like the albert hall a bit

[@juliandeacon3394]

Boyle is just that

[@itsyeeboijeff6363]

the Rangers Joke alone

[@ratzshit]

the Welsh also judge holidays on the price of beer!

[@pixiniarts]

We judge everywhere we fucking go by the price of beer.... Even Cardiff, who seem to be thinking they are bloody London by the price of beer.

[@ratzshit]

init, the dirty robbin basatas. come o the vallies or west wales and get a pint for 2 quid

[@pixiniarts]

ratzshit Valleys pubs are the best pubs... Lived up there, great peeps.

[@JayWelton92]

First country in the world to ever reject their own independence lol

[@Sonoftoenails93]

+Jamie Welton Australia rejects it's Independence

[@niclouds5292]

This is true. But we are unaware of this. If there was a vote we would currently choose independence. Australians aren't politically literate. +Sonoftoenails93

[@ethanquirk28]

There was a vote..... The vote was no..... That was what this video was about.....

[@niclouds5292]

Ethan Quirk The video was about Scotland you dolt.

[@ethanquirk28]

Ni Clouds Yes but the video was about a joke about SCOTLAND, and the way they VOTED to not be independent, so there was a vote and it was blatantly obvious from the fact it was continuously brought up in the video

[@jimimoffat5627]

mans a genius!!!!!

[@StepSoftlyGhost]

Nice paper you write for there, Frankie.

[@mvmv-pn8zt]

Where did it all go wrong?

[@zimbabweFishBoy]

is there voice recognition in Scotland? this guy is hilarious.

[@elicohen6348]

Prague? Aye. A great place. £1-50p fer a lite of vodka, Jimmy.

[@robw7676]

"Let's work Rolf Harris like a fucking sniffer dog" 😂😂😂

[@jasonmackintosh6075]

Aye

[@patrickowens6235]

Time capsules they used to have them on blue peter didn't they!

[@newperve]

Hey we'll send you Robert Hughes to help with the "Dirty Dozen" thing. Two advantages, one, hasn't had any for a while so raring to go and two, we don't want him.

[@hobanagerik]

Shepherds only beat helicopters if you play Civ.

[@PeterPan-ed5cm]

Yass bellshill born and bread

[@harrypopehits]

"Hulllaaauuuw!"

[@Jek1972]

we need deedee

[@harfast10]

Sever Scotland from the mainland and push it into the sea. The bartender didn't have comic timing, it took him 3 weeks to work out what the word fruit meant.

[@johnbaldock6353]

This IS WHY The U.K NEEDS SCOTLAND! WE LOVE YA XXXX

[@jackw5626]

Nae way Bellshill 😂

[@KryptonitetoallBS]

I don't agree with his politics but I love the way he looks at things. We dodged a right bullet by voting NO, but this video still made me laugh!

[@viewer.123]

Do you still think we dodged the bullet?

[@martinledavis2724]

Well. we have the next independent referendum comming up

[@notyouruncle8317]

Highly unlikely, Scotland had their vote 2 years ago.

[@stonedrose3101]

Aye and we were told to vote no if we want to stay in the EU... two years on and we will have to have another vote

[@JohnSmith-pd1fz]

Perfectly correct comments about americans put over in a comical way.

[@andrewcampbell4568]

genius

[@SecretMilkshake]

In the beginning, talking about euthanasia, he basically said that people would queue to die. That's a pretty British way of doing things don't ya think?

[@Jek1972]

where's limy?

[@PTD2023]

Personally I really liked Glasgow !

[@jamesmarriottsforeigndad6293]

See, I'm from England and I normally don't care to much for politics (I'm 12), but Frankie please don't leave us!

[@michaeltownsly1493]

You are 12? How about you fuck off and go watch the wizards of waverly place or some bullshit.

[@phild0633]

***** he"s obviously a yank brat,,Feed him a burger or ten and he wont be able to use his keyboard for 1 minuite lol

[@michaeltownsly1493]

Phill D Lol you spastic, I couldn't be further from american. Based on your ignorance I'm going to assume you're english, and I'm more than likely right.

[@michaeltownsly1493]

Anya Fae I'm guessing English isn't your first language, yes?

[@michaeltownsly1493]

Anya Fae Wow, jesus, are you still in primary school or what? You seem to have a very basic grip of your native language.

[@MrSystemh8]

5th of Dec 2015....... Its funny because its true! Even though this is months after the referendum. Lol

[@MetaliOwl]

hahaha put the subtitles on, they're hilarious, it doesn't understand a word Frankie Boyle is saying :') its replaces 'new' with ' s**t hahaha

[@ruwaida6489]

This guy is vicious

[@Paddy234]

As an Irishman looking into this conflict looking at the US elite, British elite, ISIS, they are all the same to me

[@SiskinOnUTube]

I can see reluctant people getting cast as extras in a movie about how no voters felt sad about having to vote no.

[@PaulRoneClarke]

The idea of SI… damned by faint praise. Not sure the audience got it.

[@juliagreenly8234]

I'm American but I have to say this and if some people get anger at me than fine so be it. But when he brought up when America has invaded some countries for no good reason and now I will get hate but I'm sticking with what I have typed

[@4exgold]

+Julia Greenly he brought up the US because Britain has been slavishly following the American's attacking all these countries and if Scotland was independent that would probably stop.

[@juliagreenly8234]

+4exgold okay I feel really really stupid know but thank you for clearing that up for me

[@GFEBMX]

dunno if ye could call balloch a town more like a street

[@patclark5524]

it's aw the vale

[@Dynasty1818]

We wont miss you leaving

[@MrWardnine]

quite right Kev mate

[@alocohc]

who ate all the pies!!!

[@rosstweddiddlerv2951]

The part about Rangers had me 😂😂😂fuck rangers man even Frankie says so 😂

[@rosstweddiddlerv2951]

The orange joke was fucking brilliant too 😂😂

[@mollymalone1610]

Be independent please let’s see how long u last xx

[@SSJfraz]

Well considering England relies on 4x more exports from Scotland than vice versa, it will be more about how long England will last.

[@atree88]

I miss george carlin

[@20jurinho]

I love stand up comedy but it's hard for me to understand what he is saying. I have watched and understood Dylan Moran's specials so my English is ok I guees. Is it because the Scottish accent or he's using localism?

[@Gyrbae]

It's standard english with an scottish accent. You'll get used to it.

[@sisir123]

20jurinho I've never been to britain and I have never had trouble understanding frankie boyle or any other scottish comedian. Obviously I dont get some words unique to the dialect like 'bam' but I get most of it. I can understand how it would be difficult if english is your second language though

[@DemocracyManifestJr]

I still think frankie boyle's a legend tho :)

[@LadyAmaz]

Nobody says jog on in London lol

[@lifepsycho123]

oh yea we say move along instead

[@LadyAmaz]

If you're a policeman you do..

[@lifepsycho123]

fair enough. On a different note, I've read that young people in the United States request the people around to "grind on them" instead, in similar situations.

[@DemocracyManifestJr]

I live in America and my friends who are girls always insist on grinding on me when I'm at a rave or music festival. I like it but it feels so dirty ahahaha

[@lifepsycho123]

Colin McGregor im always scared if one of them girls had diarrhea on that day of grinding